#random-chat
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ah
i mostly open that server to yell at Bird or send my epic memes in staff chat
KPCG has a whole channel that allows users to send a command that (I think?) alerts KPD that there's a call
oh thats so cool, we need a such webhook for every kpd
yeah
It does definitely expose a particular weak time for KPD response
mostly late night for EU
our deputy system relied on tags in a specific time but now no deputy is gonna get the demanded tag count in the said time
not even kidding everytime i check theres 0 calls
Yeah I've heard tales of calls getting picked up instantly by three people all trying to hit their quota
we used to fight for tags
not only deputies but also officers
ive been a kpd since 15 Jan 2021
got in first with vouches
Gold vouched for me
then in 2023 i retired and returned as a deputy and made it
Epic is an understatement
Its a voluntary ping, only a couple kpd have it
ah yeah
@south tapir ^
Verty's staff in KPCG, he could explain how it works a bit better
secret is aware, ive tried to ban him a couple times
so yeah Lilli i make sure it is not only KT that I bless
Ew lol
just makes me tanky af and makes my nade stupid strong
when i get good device i will
i use to play comp
when it was out a when faciet wss with krunker
That's a nice ign
thx bro
it was a bet from the community manager
at the time
during faciet
remember the goat?
Was it vortx
🙂
na it wasd the other one
that use to stream on twitch
vortext was there but he was there for parkour challenge
Nvm he wasn't cm
oof my videos not saved
wait
what ahppen to the other krunker content creators
did they quit
Probably
@south tapir lmao
where is sakuraousu btw i wanted to add them on valorant
i miss the good times
when i didn't activate windows
good times
only og
remembers when i waas a moderator
🙂
😉
im kidding
smfhaowkxnxuf
i wish
ngl i wouldn't of accept it even if i had, because back then i was moderating server for money
lol

look how the tables have turned
i bet ranked now is sbmm
when you getting your mod role back btw
man i remember when officer buddy was talking in chat everyday, when vortext and the other communiy mangers would use officer buddy account
good times
I will never reapply for mod ngl
did you not get payed?
i got payed when i use to moderate big servers
but thats not the problem im just too messy now
oh i see
oh rip
what brand of mineral water do you drink @south tapir
only the best
what flavour
no one knows what best mineral water is
Kızılay
this is a throw back to when i fall for that bait, do not type that number
alright enmough flash backs
im going to play man
joker carnival
@slim thistle
wtf
what the flip even
flyin turtle
flying turtle :c
Idk
thats genuinely horrible
thats way too vibrant
fr. just use vencord instead
basically the same feature
Im a legit guy
ur loss
:(
I know you only do that to take screenshots and swap back to dark theme Cuff I know what kind of woman you are
i will admit thats 100% something i would do
but in this case im actually running that theme haha
@south tapir
weird then
@modest turret only 170 now 💔
It's like 125 after that
@south tapir how you call that? We call it yufka. I think it’s dürüm doner or sth?
yes dürüm
Dürüm is when you wrap it around the döner
around the döner? for us döner is in the thiccer bread while yufka is the thin bread
döner is the meat
the chicken whatever
once you wrap a yufka around it, it is called dürüm döner
if it is inside a bread
interesting xD
this is döner
thats döner for us
döner is what's inside it
this is döner
fair enough
since döner is what makes it special
you just call it döner, we do too
lets eat döner
we dont say lets eat döner ekmek
ye same. lets get some döner or yufka
wow thats too much
most our dürüms here are 300 TL at worst
200-300, ranging between those
2 full dürüms on a good day
ye shit is getting expensive
yea 400 TL is overpriced lol
i hate this model, with a passion
stop hating on carrots, not very cool..
thats freaky
1.4M likes, 13.8K comments. “#ColonelSanders #STANDWITHCOLONEL #ColonelSandersnephew ”
#krunker-art message nahh cuz u made the gender
You realize that SMG is actually female, right?
nh
Run N Gun is one of the 16 classes in Krunker.io and the first female class in the game. As its name suggests, it is designed for a fast-moving playstyle, with the one of the fastest movement...
Even if you were really generous and considered Vince female, the female participation rate of Krunker's classes is still worse than the US military
Around the same*
Just double checked the numbers
yeah

is this troll
Read the link
@modest turret if this turns out to be an older version of the game i will kms
yeah (if this laptop can even handle the game)
good internet but extracting is still so slow because this laptop hates me
?
yes
I'm him rn
Yeah game gives you him as first time player
Can you even play online
Now that youve pirated it
Probably
Yeah im doing the tut
Half the cast is non dlc
i'm so glad you can only post ts in #random-chat
@warm fjord !funfact homophobia
Doesn’t take a lot for me to nag Leo in dms and get that sorted out
Don’t test me
you won't
Manifesto?
wtf
🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
My secret
Oh
Wait what
Normally that wouldn't be possible your way @hushed shard
Oh right
that's at the bottom of the list
ptv is NOT mid
uh huh whatever you say
i see bbno and gravy who are the rest of these 'artists'
whomegalul 5x
Says the mac Miller fan
its mostly modern metal
ive literally never heard of anyone in ur top 10 so i cant even hate on them that well
modern metalcore
cuz ur too busy rotting ur brain with talentless rap
nah A7X is in the 10 slot that's valid
LP at only 7 is sinful tbf
rap is stupid
sleep token takes precedence
u make a rap song and ill make a metal song and we'll see which one is easier
i prolly could use the stock fl studio plugins tbh
what about Türkü
idk who that is
okay im ready when u are :)
It is a genre
im in bed
also using plugins isnt even real
might aswell make edm
real musicians use real instruments
js say ur not good with computers
bitch I literally mix music as part of my job
lemme listen to some real music, yung gravy and bbno$
not gonna fall for that bait
moans bb no moneyyyyy
hey gravy
hey baby
so fire bro
@past coral bbno$ has more monthly listeners than suicide boys
it makes sense that the elevator music would have more monthly listeners yeah
elevators don't use Spotify noob
ur basic
Lola young?
No the like him girl
Fuxk you
Mods?
language
bro makes the most industry plant playing it safe pandering to radio play ass songs 😭
?
true
i cant share it
would be too controversial
and i cant share the peak ive cultivated over my lifetime
i love it when comp players get tilted over a rock
Bruh
comp player moment
who calls people tier 3 pubstompers 😭
dude thinks hes the pub king 🥀
August
This would make me so happy to see
19140 minutes
The Beatles
i love it when it happens lol
lmfaoo that dudes been mad at me too
😭
These kids be the most awful comp players too
I think all the actual good comp players can respect and understand that we are buns at movement compared to yall
cool
@south tapir
mmmh passport flavored pringles 🤤
💀
2
this funny as hell
Yeah yeah what height are you?
2
2?
Yes 2
that guy is not 2m lol
😭 fr seems wrong
just lyin for no reason
@fresh onyx had some guy from monster come to the bar today and gave us some monsters to try to convince us to swap from redbull to monster
I’ve never seen this one before???
oh thats the valentino rossi monster
Yeah I googled it, it’s sugar free version of “the doctor”
Tried it as a kid and I think my tastebuds said Fanta back then
You live in monster and redbull town or sum
But yea it's the gp one
Anyways it's really rare since it's discontinued @silk oar
I had a Monster VR46 before
i hated it
was way too sweet
dont know about zero sugar but ''zero sugar'' is usually never good for any drink
anything thats sold under the name zero sugar is bad
@modest turret is the fit hard
19.1K likes, 258 comments. “I’m still learning the combos so excuse the rough gameplay since Marvel Tōkon just dropped their newest beta for this weekend only 🔥”
Rip David rip rebecca
Bro cant just have lost to @harsh thistle
Wait actually how are you 4th gloor
Hmm
I dont just go pressing on any type of link
Also how do people get chosen for betas
I applied for speed runners 2 and got freaking nothing
Is my steam profile too plain
idk i got placed here
okay now im floor 3 lma
lmao*
@modest turret how do i change what character i use online i have alzheimers
nvm found it
yeah i can use lucy
Thats crazy
i swear these people pretend to be bad then they lock in the second round and destroy me
i swear its like theyre just watching us and then they learn how we play and counter everything
@mossy dawn type something when you q so i dont get in yo lobby (im moanxr)
dont worry lol its just a 50/50 you have to improve somehow
also sorry for throwing so much
its fine dw matchmaking just needs work
yeah it sure does lmao
im surely a bottom 10 ranked player oat
and i shouldnt really be in your lobbies
im queing and imma give it my best this time
you got your next i believe 🙏
tysm man
i did not fucking lock in mb
im closing the game you can safely queue now
dont stop playing because you're not doing as good as others, keep playing to become as good as us
never feel bad bc you are less experienced
🫡
will do ty, have fun in your studies 🙏
💕
Keep playing to improve bro dont get discouraged
You got this I believe in you
【初音ミク】 = Hatsune Miku
Po pi po ~ Miku Hatsune Vegetable Juice Dance
From nico nico!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5993253
Mp3 from nicosound!
http://nicosound.anyap.info/sound/sm5993253
This song is like... the complete randomness! The face of Kaito in this video is a priceless xD
Ok, the real reason that i like this is Miku's da...
@night hearth our goat
Close enough
Hokage
nope its probably just a copy of the h mod
now this wouuld make a difference in my gameplay
Yes
I think it doesn't work properly anymore though
i use navs mod idk how to take it off
What's the h word
Ig the song I sent is like a breakcore remix then
remix isnt the right word
Idk
Doesn't have to be
i be on browseer i dont trust those lcient people
give me your settings i need settings
thank you hokagemember
cant remember who
i tried to install the official client but the button wasn't even there
i think the game is fine on browser so i didnt bother with a client
yeah thats fair, i just have a lot of fps drops on browser
for some reason
Got a recording of a guy typing the n word in game chat
Im gonna snitch on his ass so hard
sorry
won't happen again
8 loosing streak
Can't relate
To me playing good or bad is a win win
then i get in nav's lobbies
If you play good that's great but if you llay bad you piss off other players
It can make for a good time
Nav is what they describe agario3 to be ngl
You can beat him
Are you gonna queue ranked
fuck no
i don't think i can even play ranked
except if i remember my password
@modest turret hop on roblox rivals
Nope never again that game is weird
😭
on one hand i wanna play guilty gear on the other hand i dont wanna get destroyed online
Spam
my laptop struggles to run this game 💀
im gonna play on the lowest settings and make my game look pixelated i swear
Impossible
@modest turret surely i win this
All they do is spam
ez
i put down my graphics so much now this game feels 10x faster
surely another easy win
ez
they asked a rematch
That's actually goated
I either replay max graphics or as low as it gets
Both look cool
But do you?
i have to play on these otherwise its laggy asf lmao
i dropped it even lower now because it was still lagging sometimes
another rematch
Even better
Wait I just noticed
You watched that Hotashi vid where he thought of a slur right?
You learned your first lesson of guilty gear
FUCK happy chaos
im the goat
my blocking is shit but i don't need defense if im focused on offense
What floor are you
i started on 4 now im 3
Or are you playing ranked
😭
nah im not even gonna try ranked
same as you
Yeah lobbies might be more dead rn
whats the currency even used for
Gambling
lets go
im cooked
keep in mind im playing on my laptop and its dying because i have my browser and the game open
yeah
Pick a server
im on my school one with no gpu
Eu right?
yeah
If it lags it lags for both of us
my laptop dies the first few seconds of a game then it gets better
im in open park #5
you'll see if im moving or not, it depends on the map ngl
just go from the start because thats whats gonna happen in real games too
Ok
fuck its evil fartwizard
Checking opponents connection
I'll check if I have an update
Epic game supdaye
its probably my fault
@modest turret ez right
it sent the wrong ss
No
Why is it not working
oh my games still on the white screen 😭
i get the white screen then it transfers to the thing
Yeah
this laptop is so ass it just dies even on guilty gear
You're not in the lobby for me
Lmao
im restarting im determined to make this work
if i closed my browser id lag less but then i wouldn't be able to use discord
You don't have it installed?
no
the discord app was even worse
i couldnt even use discord and krunker at the same time with the discord app
Damn
Don't worry I can lend you one
thank you
ill shove it in my laptop
i want spotify for music but my laptop would actually die
last time i hit it because i lost in guilty gear and it restarted
It sounds like your phone has more power than your laptop
Guilty gear isn't really demanding
more demanding than valorant somehow
even on the lowest possible graphics im lagging
yeah online i had like idk
Huh
50ish
its mainly just the start of games
Good luck
all rnged characters should die
Not possible on lag
I'll play the gambling character
i got destroyed by one befoee
i think
does he have an attack that like places a card on ur screen
did you just give me a haircut midfight
Lmao
Did you destroy him bjarny
okay hold on im switching to sol
yes every round so far has been a perfect win for me
Yea he's ass
half the time i have no clue whats going on
partly because im stupid partly due to these graphics
@modest turret are you proud of me
no
Don't attack roundarta
and to check if it actually works online
And I paid 60 for this
i hate bald men
I'm playing may
LOL
@hushed shard youre so bad man how
yeah i was selecting a characterzrfq
dolphin
alr
It's
whenever my tension bar is maxed i just dk how to do the special
i did an attack earlier and idk how i did it
the one that sent like a flying sword or sum
I need pot
weed addict
No
Potwmkinn
Come
I need right side
I can't do inputs on laptop
Bjarny let me grab you once
I need you to see the damage
noob
i still can't believe this game is laggy on the lowest graphics
KY
my laptop is burning through my stomach
im laying down in bed
on my side
rgkjd,lgkozpe
if it crashes again im not gonna restart
this is my last game
sigh
mb i was driving to get food
what food did u get
Yoo is crimson and orbit a good trade for gauss
im gatekeeping
wow rude 💔
@winter rivet
ty
🔥

HEYYA
that is random
wsp twin
tension farm
whats your ign
krunker
Anjonio121
you are aware that trading anything from outside of krunker for krunker stuff is against tos?
Wdym
you are not allowed to do so
Oh
you can buy kr in game for $
It's nc
and trade skins for skins
doesnt matter. its against tos
no thanks:)
you have nothing im interested in
I have sun burst

Bro he has sun burst
@hushed shard this is literally me
which server is this even from?
Idk every time I run out of space I make a new one
genuinely wonderful dude
You want an invite?
i think im in that one
sur
I'm kicking you need to make space for secret
what :(
I only make premium emojis and stickers
Only the most premium claims clientele are allowed to see my magnificent art
A delicious looking cheesecake
for me its color matching
ig ur discord is schizoing
prob need to give it a little
ur discord is colorblind gang
@winter rivet
team lilli
active
lilli needs points
jay and blitz are both active in #general so im surprised they didnt see this first
:D

well i right click banned someone today lilli so
im winning
plus u didnt delete it from game links
that deducts a point
ok the right click ban should count
ur right
2 2
honestly that was one of the fastest bans ive ever seen here
and emily has quite the trigger finger
mmm judges say no
bro in the corner shat his pants
🔥
who is bro 
he's him
chemotex the fucking goat.
i just saw that lol
i have a question for yall what would a og only know im on a alt but my main got deleted after not playing for 3 years and now im lost in how i should proof im not new D:
i joined back when saww off wasnt a thing wall jump wasnt there
undrgrowth had no water under the map so you could glitch down without dieing
there was that under the bridge path
there were gltiches in little town
but how do i proof that im not new
Does it really matter
also if anyone here is a part of knife comunity im sorry for what i did back in 2018 with da knife and lurnar D:
ig so
i just want to find the krunker knife comunity badly D: but ive been struggleing D:
a friend wants to know if they still have a grudge on him
Wtf is the krunker knife community
oh the comunity where people run at 400 throwning knifes at players
knifing lobbys
wait until you hear about the krunker sawed off community
Is this a real thing
dw i gets nukes usig saw off only
from what ive heard they made a comunity when lunar knife came out but im sure its way before that
i know the krunker comunity every player hates the most
shotgun comunity 😄
shotgun, sniper crossbow
Trust me soon buddy
Tomorrow buddy
Cmon now buddy
Lucky guy buddy
Lets go
KPD online ?

gg
@past coral I think Leo is on an alt account testing your moderation abilities
what game do I watch
Uzbekistan vs Iran
save your time and skip these
if you had to, sure uzb vs iran or the algeria game
@modest turret my game library is so advanced
dude this looks like chocolate ball
but it tastes probably great, will try after putting it in the fridge for a bit
@crimson canyon it is spectacular
you lack a chair
This is still old apartment
HRADZ I NEED THOUGHTS ON THIS
What the fuck
it is like if the Sun was just chocolate
but believe me its taste is probably better than its look
it just looks unordered
still looks great
That looks like a lot more than too much
Cake is so sickly
hradz just say you hate me at this point idiot
I literally said I didn't like cake
ngl thats insane
Why
idk you just are a weird persona in general nothing personal tho
Do you like paecipan
what is that?
Marzipan
oh yes i do
The usually white mega sweet layer on like cakes
Dude how?
That's like
10000 sugar cubes condensed into 1 cm³
How can you eat that
I mean
Depends
You can colour it but it's usually white
It's like the hard part of a cake
Usually outside part
It's smooth
Rotation of doom
aint no way i eat this https://imgur.com/a/anVfzKh
this is way too shit
dude i cant even send screenshots fuck this vpn
The outer layer
It's often on cakes
As am outer shell kinda
Easy to shape so good for deco
dude ok that looks good
stupid fucking idiot crappy fucking shit useless bitchass moronoid VPN
??????
hradz that literally looks good
jon what do u think of my chocolate ball
Is marzipan too sweet
And is not eating cake because it's too sweet valid
@warm fjord !!
it has banana and cream in it
so it is not just chocolate obviously
Still sweet
Yeah buddy that is what a cake is for
cake?
Do you eat it?
nah man I have never met someone as bizarre as you in my life
it is a dessert
meant to be sweet
Is dessert food?
dessert
Secret
Genuine question
Define food
Don't look it up
I want to hear your definition
hradz fucking shut up
Answer
It is but it doesn't have to be mega sweet
To a degree
One thing doesnt have to be mega sweet to be sweet
Also depends on the cake
Dude it's a chocolate ball with bananas
IT IS THE CAKE
Tf you mean there is a cake in it
like
It is the cake
hold on
You're one to talk
"Cake isn't food"

I'm pulling out the 3head to show you how stupid that is
it is not to fill you up
STUPİD İDİOT HRADZ
I JUST ASKED IF CAKE IS GOOD OR NOT AND NOW THERES THIS CONVO YOU IDIOT
hradz shut the fuck up please
Okay
im restarting this conversation
What did you eat for dinner today?
Or breakfast
what did you eat today to be full
Tell me
Hello guys is my cake good? I named her Chocolate Ball
breakfast let me try to remember
Eggs
for Dinner I had güveç
Chicken güveç
and rice
Were you full after guvec
Okay
havent felt this fat in a while
id have to measure it
Yes or no?
id have to measure it so i cant give a definite answer
I never tested it out so idk
Dude stop

