random-chat

[junior turret]

did u see taht thing from newsom threatening to withhold federal taxes or smt

shit is wild

[sacred sparrow]

our state income trax alone can get to 13.3%, federal is based kinda individually on our W4 form, social security is like 6.2% and some other stuff, medicare, etc.

[junior turret]

huh

[sacred sparrow]

horrible here

[junior turret]

lmao

[sacred sparrow]

if I really want to I can just apply to a fast food place and make more for a 10x less stressful job

but I like making my life difficult

[junior turret]

u going for nurse? or smt else

[sacred sparrow]

yeah

[junior turret]

ah

[solid carbon]

💔

[sacred sparrow]

doing my nursing pre reqs rn

god that alone gonna be a lot of money too

[junior turret]

lol

[solid carbon]

alms for the poor :3

[sacred sparrow]

a bacherlors nursing program here will run you about $40-100k

[junior turret]

im quite lucky my parents have a house next my state uni that i'll get if i go there

[junior turret]

🥀

[sacred sparrow]

im gonna try community college first

[junior turret]

mm

[sacred sparrow]

way way cheaper and can still become licensed

[junior turret]

yuh

[sacred sparrow]

but competative asf

[junior turret]

wb networking tho

[sacred sparrow]

gotta be one of the 30 picked out of 300 per college pretty much

based off a point system when applying

[junior turret]

ah rip

[sacred sparrow]

so top 30 with the most points

[solid carbon]

got scared for a sec thought it was a job application

lil jumpscare

[sacred sparrow]

haha lol

[junior turret]

you get 5 points for being disadvantaged?

huh

[sacred sparrow]

yep

[junior turret]

cut off your arm

[thick bison]

😍

[sacred sparrow]

LMAO BEAT ME

[thick bison]

i love 370s

[junior turret]

LOLL

[sacred sparrow]

hes temping me to get one

he said he could install a supercharger and all that for me too

ffffff

tempting

[thick bison]

omg

[solid carbon]

temping 🥀

[sacred sparrow]

thats inside his @thick bison

[solid carbon]

DANM

[sacred sparrow]

and im still struggling to find a job the past month with all of this 💀

[thick bison]

that’s hot

[solid carbon]

D1 struggle fr

[junior turret]

whats that

[thick bison]

gauges

i assume

[junior turret]

mmrmmfgh

[solid carbon]

nah thats def a bomb

[sacred sparrow]

Fuel pressure gauge, Air-Fuel-Ratio gauge, and forgot the other one

[thick bison]

boost?

[sacred sparrow]

yes

that was it

[solid carbon]

highly flammable gasoline grenade

[junior turret]

wild

[junior turret]

bugbhmmbm

[thick bison]

ok now ur just slurring me

[junior turret]

u literally slur more than i do

[thick bison]

😇

[junior turret]

💀

[thick bison]

they r my slurs tho so it’s chill

[sacred sparrow]

He brought that to surprise me but we were there to fix his water pump on his Rsx he’s gonna boost cause it caused the belt to keep slipping

Hopefully we finish tomorrow

[junior turret]

which are..

[thick bison]

well i can’t say them here can i

smh

[junior turret]

thought u crashed it at first

[sacred sparrow]

Lmaooo

[solid carbon]

nah i did mb gng

[sacred sparrow]

Nah shit has no belt on it, won’t even run

[junior turret]

do u js do this in parking lots

[junior turret]

huh

[junior turret]

grrr

[sacred sparrow]

We needed better access though, you can see the water pump causing the belt to slip here

[thick bison]

i crashed mine years ago

😋

[junior turret]

oohhh

[junior turret]

buh

[thick bison]

tehe

[sacred sparrow]

Your average day in LA

Damn, I’m Dr. Seuss

[solid carbon]

isnt there riots going on in L.A?

hope yall stay safe fr

[sacred sparrow]

not that i know of rn

we just went there for this car event though

im like 2 hours away from LA

[solid carbon]

oh yeah there is some political riot rn about I.C.E

the whole freeway is shut down'

[sacred sparrow]

ah, yeah I mean that sounds like america in general

[solid carbon]

XP

well i dont want to bring this to politics so ima leave it there

[sacred sparrow]

yeah I mean i ignore all that crap anyway

[solid carbon]

what yall have for breakfast

[sacred sparrow]

I never eat breakfast

lol

[solid carbon]

XD

[junior turret]

me too

[solid carbon]

💔

[sacred sparrow]

@thick bison this GTR here sounded amazing too

anyway mb for another ping, ill stop 😂

[solid carbon]

nah u good, aint no one complaining lol

oh shoot mb u was talkin to lucy

mb

[sacred sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dym-tsk-tsk-tom-and-jerry-dissapointed-gif-21647617

jk

[solid carbon]

how come i can hear that image

[sacred sparrow]

[thick bison]

🤤

[thick bison]

its fiiiiine ahhaha

[past coral]

@winged pasture

[junior turret]

how-

[past coral]

how wha

[junior turret]

whaudndne

[past coral]

hmm?

[winged pasture]

Wat Da Fuck

[junior turret]

mewo

[winged pasture]

I Refuse To Believe That This Is Real

[past coral]

no its real

[fallen lagoon]

Alliance was a kb mod?

It’s all starting to make sense…

[past coral]

WAYYYYYY back

what happened to that guy

[fallen lagoon]

He uh

Got accused of doing some bad stuff

[past coral]

yikes

how bad

😨

[fallen lagoon]

Yeah

[solar trellis]

oddly cubic hands (vr)

[past coral]

@solar trellis can you remake krunker but like with fps based movement again

[solar trellis]

wh

[solar trellis]

.

[past coral]

hm?

[solar trellis]

explanation is required

[past coral]

while ago

movement was heavily tied to fps

uhh

[solar trellis]

oh wait

yeah

[past coral]

they fixed it by like faking 1000fps for everyone ? idk how it worked

[solar trellis]

the version im building the vr stuff off of is when movement was still like that

:)

2019

[past coral]

cannnn i play that in not vr :3

[solar trellis]

yes, but also intellectual property law exists

😔

[past coral]

also where did u get the source code 😭

@unique path @willow beacon im SO sorry that i couldnt make up for the bottom two players 🕊️🥀

[solar trellis]

the aether

[unique path]

im afraid youre buttcheeks....

[willow beacon]

youll improve

[past coral]

you can 1v1 me aswell 😇

the both of you

actually

1v2

[fallen lagoon]

FIFO made this (with ai)

[astral crypt]

OH i was aboutta say

[opal crag]

madrid eres mi pasión

[vital hull]

The movement was the same for everyone but fps still matters when it comes to acceleration

[loud wind]

Hala Madrid y nada mas

[dreamy axle]

Peak

[stiff flint]

https://tenor.com/view/apex-legends-nessie-california-girls-gif-27424093

[past coral]

yeah ik

but not as much as it used to

[willow beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/apex-legends-nessie-california-girls-gif-27424093

[stiff flint]

https://tenor.com/view/apex-legends-nessie-california-girls-gif-27424093

[willow beacon]

just renew it if you can :3

[wary estuary]

i could

but

i rather buy that money for something else

minji photocard for example

[wooden blade]

fine shit

[junior breach]

What are you guys doing? Talk about krunker

[tiny skiff]

is this good

[night hearth]

no

[tiny skiff]

sad

[night matrix]

PANTIE STEALER GOT CAUGHT RED HANDED

"PUT YOUR HANDS AGAINST THE WALL" we screamed as he stood there not knowing whats going on (this freaky aah dog has been stealing them for over a month now)

[silk oar]

Glen ban him

@kpd

[dim ravine]

Glen if you ban me this video will NEVER see the light of day

[silk oar]

bro thinks he's ceaf

[flat hinge]

Can we get a ban on drue for being british?

[astral crypt]

^

[dim ravine]

this u vro 💔

i MIGHT have to change the font on this

[silk oar]

make a lobby rn drue

dont make me embarrass you BRO

[night matrix]

😨

[dim ravine]

its ova

[languid burrow]

@thick bison this guy is unreal lmfao

[thick bison]

hahaha

[languid burrow]

Nah he's going on my blocked list after that one. Consistently adds nothing to the conversation

[flat hinge]

hes muted for one day now, he keeps starting shit in suggestions

[languid burrow]

Wait fuck I can't do that

😭

[solar trellis]

head

[acoustic stone]

Carmelo Anthony x Uzi wtf is this

[high wind]

are you high is so real

[warm lion]

welcome back and goodbye again bird

[wary estuary]

IS HE BANNED

[warm lion]

idk

[flat hinge]

no

[wary estuary]

oh

i wouldnt be suprised if he is

[flat hinge]

wait no actually he is

but on his own request

[wary estuary]

😭

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxDjcKg21o

🗣️

[warm lion]

what 😭

[silk oar]

Asked me to ban him

[warm lion]

😭

bro escaped the matrix

[viral blaze]

@wary estuary

[vocal rapids]

i lost my id due to krunker's two step verification update

how do i recover it??

[wary estuary]

goat

saw it in ur ig aswell

[ripe jasper]

@flat hinge yeah

😭

[flat hinge]

lmao

[opaque stump]

💀

[willow beacon]

yowai

[dreamy axle]

?

[past coral]

@willow beacon office is very good map control bc u can walk in and challenge site from four places so giving it up for free is throwing

[willow beacon]

owhh i understand it nwo

why not just throw a bunch of grenades and hope for the best though

[past coral]

one sec

:3

people usually play here in these two spots

withthe walls with x's being turned to hard walls

so like u kinda can peek off that rotate or those headholes to hold all of gym or construction

and if someone drops into office from the hatch you kinda just go thru rotate or make the headholes a rotate and go thru there

[willow beacon]

woa

this is literally free r6 coaching

bwuh i can imagine you as a military strategist

[past coral]

o no

i dont

do the strategies

i just know them

i just click heads :3

[willow beacon]

wa at least you know the strats

im a no brain a bit of aim person in basically every game

ww

[night hearth]

im a no brain no aim person

[willow beacon]

i know you have a decent level of aim

didnt you cook someone on ow duels

[night hearth]

💀

im disabled and practically blind in my right eye

[past coral]

actually idk

i dont know if i can attribute my skill to aim or just like game knowledge

[night hearth]

(excuses) im just bad too

[willow beacon]

boing boing

[willow beacon]

youll get better with enough effort

[night hearth]

can someone give me an excuse not to study fr*nc

fr*nch

[willow beacon]

both...

its both

[past coral]

@willow beacon @night hearth like i heard this guy lean before i heard him walking and swung off that

[willow beacon]

without a doubt

[night hearth]

goat

[past coral]

but like if i didnt audio that and know he was gonna be left side he wouldve fried me

idk

[night hearth]

im just gonna play rainbow for 10 hours a day

[willow beacon]

eh you dont ads before tracing corners?

i thought it was better qwq

[past coral]

it depends on the purpose

[willow beacon]

ehh

[past coral]

if i know someones there ofc ill ads

[willow beacon]

ahh okay

[past coral]

but if im peeking for info ill just hashom peek then re peek once i have the info

[night hearth]

i still don't like playing fps games on controller though

[willow beacon]

gonna implement this and see my kd increase by 0.1

[night hearth]

fire i know a term u said for once

[willow beacon]

i suck at fps games bleh..

[willow beacon]

whats the hashom peek

[past coral]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/33T311PkrvU

[night hearth]

but on controller it isn't as good right

[willow beacon]

oh once i start im gonna get champion in a day

[past coral]

u can do it well on controller

[night hearth]

yeah i js watched some tutorials and they said some stuff about there being a delay on controller but that its still viable

[past coral]

literally all mechanics are easier on controller except flicks and having tight pixels

[fluid skiff]

anyone from FRVR team who can help me

[night hearth]

yeah ill js grind rainbow whenever i can and hopefully get better

[fluid skiff]

i sent a email they responded to give proof

i provided proof

proof

its been 3 months no reply

nice.

[past coral]

uhmm

[fluid skiff]

do i wait more or leave the game?

[willow beacon]

woa

[fluid skiff]

thats the question.

[past coral]

im assuming you dont have aim or gamesense

so

right now work on aim

[night hearth]

yeah

[past coral]

dw about game knowledge u can get plat from mechanics only

[night hearth]

im just not used to playing fps games on controller except for like valorant

[fluid skiff]

@solemn pulsar hello

[willow beacon]

silly peek tech

[fluid skiff]

i dont think we have moderators in here

so i cant ping them either

[night hearth]

yeah kb has no mods obviously

[fluid skiff]

@silk oar

there is one online

i mean where to shout

they are literally just careless

and game is dying on its own

[past coral]

i personally like abusing ping advantage, phantom pressure, and hitting gaps
thats like my main three strategies
on defense ill just do an extension roam

[willow beacon]

phantom pressure??

[night hearth]

ping advantage? 👅

[fluid skiff]

cahtting about valorant in krunker dc

isnt cool

[past coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPH5cq5JLho

[past coral]

not val silly

[silk oar]

I can’t help with that sorry

[fluid skiff]

whatever

[silk oar]

Also on vacation

[fluid skiff]

dont chat here please

[fluid skiff]

ok np

ill just try getting help straight from the team

[night hearth]

go to #game-discussion if you want to talk about krunker

[fluid skiff]

cuz im not getting my email response back

[fluid skiff]

ok

[past coral]

if u think about it, having high ping is so based cause i can do my lil peek strategy, with 110 ping im basically entirely safe until i re peek bc the info peek is so fast

[night hearth]

im interested i have good ping i think

nvm ill unplug my ethernet

so im on 200 ping

[past coral]

i love 110-150 ping

[night hearth]

😭

[past coral]

uh above that

it gets iffy

[night hearth]

im on idk on rainbow

[past coral]

holdon

[willow beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/taking-notes-noting-listening-writing-write-that-down-gif-1206669466397048571

[night hearth]

like 8-10 ping on most games?

idk

[past coral]

200 ping clip

[willow beacon]

wait blitz are you perhaps playing in the wrong region

[past coral]

essentially early round open shit u dont even plan on going thru :3

[past coral]

most definitely

i hop to eu

aus

brazil sometimes

[warm lion]

slowroads.io

[night hearth]

hop on eu and carry me 😎

[night hearth]

fire

[warm lion]

yes

[past coral]

some rando eu player accused me of cheating today lol

[willow beacon]

to trick someone you must first trick yourself....

[night hearth]

it was me sorry

[willow beacon]

waoo

[willow beacon]

I LITERALLY cant drive

[warm lion]

my gpus chilling at 62degrees on slowroads io high details

buuut it looks hella nice

[willow beacon]

when i try to go fast i keep sliding on turns

bwuh

[night hearth]

my gpu is nonexistent

im just studying french

[warm lion]

change vehicle type idk theres options for awd fwd rwd

also change sensitivity in settings

[willow beacon]

maybe you simply are that good humu

[warm lion]

[past coral]

no it was someone who was upset because i outplayed him in a casual game 😭

[night hearth]

laptop integrated graphics

[willow beacon]

maybe i just cant control speeds well

[warm lion]

set world gen road type to straight and boom you no longer need to steer

there is also auto drive

lol

[night hearth]

can you nuke belgium so i don't have to study french

[warm lion]

erm

[willow beacon]

but then its just boring

[warm lion]

@wooden crane can we

[warm lion]

real

[willow beacon]

basically watching paint dry but theres more colours

[warm lion]

this looks nice

[night hearth]

these tenses are tripping me up okay

3 of these look the same

[willow beacon]

croissant heaven..

[warm lion]

cant believe this is a browser game lol

[willow beacon]

they should make the night mode a horror version where something is chasing you

[warm lion]

😭

[willow beacon]

no seriously high grapics night mode was a lil creepy

or maybe i was high and hallucinating

[wooden crane]

why are u asking me

[warm lion]

i heavily fw spring sunset mode

[wooden crane]

it's all over social media

[warm lion]

and summer sunsnet

sunset

[willow beacon]

mhmm gotta agree

[warm lion]

and autumn too icl

actually

all

[willow beacon]

anything spring is calming asf

spring rolls 🔥

[warm lion]

i cant believe my gpu can output this

[willow beacon]

imagine they made a vr version

[warm lion]

at a stable 60fps

[night hearth]

hello cutlet

i still haven't started am i cooked

[warm lion]

i wouldnt care cuz i dont have a vr headset so yea

[warm lion]

idk

ok bois i stop the gpu torture now this thing is scaring me

it has reached 68 degrees

😭

[willow beacon]

i meann theres those things where you attach your phone to

[warm lion]

horrible quality

[willow beacon]

and you get a makeshift vr headset

[willow beacon]

if you have a high spec phone then at the very least you get an enjoyable autodrive vr session

well thats if they do add vr

[warm lion]

id rather buy a meta quest than a high spec phone

lol

[willow beacon]

why thoo

you wouldnt use it as much

[warm lion]

i dont use phones that often

[willow beacon]

I suppose

owh

[warm lion]

this might hint at the fact that i dont go out that much

[willow beacon]

id say its better when you're going out tho

[warm lion]

but whatever

[willow beacon]

aw

[warm lion]

🙏

i have a 7? 8? year old android and it works pretty fine

[willow beacon]

its okay im like that too

[warm lion]

dont see any reason to buy a new phone

lol

[willow beacon]

ehh itll lose its efficiency sooner or later

8 years is like

way past its lifespan imo

[warm lion]

6gb ram carries it i dont experience any lag or stuff

and battery life is just fine

[willow beacon]

wa

[warm lion]

yeah

[willow beacon]

I need to learn from you

[warm lion]

lmao

[willow beacon]

cuz do you not like drop your phones sometimes

[warm lion]

i did once but the screen replacement cost 5$

[willow beacon]

my current one already has a bunch of cracks since i forgot to addthe screen protector

[willow beacon]

just $5..?

[warm lion]

yeah

[willow beacon]

i thought itd be much much more

woa..

[warm lion]

its an old android so probably cost less

[willow beacon]

owhh

[warm lion]

also the entire phone cost 150$ lmao

[willow beacon]

wait whaa

[warm lion]

yea

[willow beacon]

6 gb ram

whats the gpu and cpu qwq

[warm lion]

128rom

[warm lion]

wait a sec

[river harness]

yo

[warm lion]

Helio P60, Mali-G72

[river harness]

my acct is Kappjuice

add me

or not

im js bored

mb

[willow beacon]

hold on lemme do a little research :3

[willow beacon]

haii

[warm lion]

realme 1 incase you need the model

[river harness]

haiiiii

hru?

[willow beacon]

the specs are actually pretty okay for a cheap phone www

[willow beacon]

im doing really well

wbu?

[warm lion]

only things i do on it are calls or messages so yeah it does the job pretty well

also niagara launcher looks so nice

[willow beacon]

no wonder it can last so long qwq

[warm lion]

lol

[willow beacon]

eh whats the launcher for

[warm lion]

better home screen and apps drawer cuz i hate the stock launcher

[willow beacon]

ehh

a custom OS oerhaps?

im not familiar with launchers qwq

[warm lion]

realme discontinued their bootloader unlocker servers

so cant root it without suspicious chinese apps which id rather not use

so no custom roms

when i get a new phone i might try stuff

[willow beacon]

owhh

wait lemme search it up

owhh

so one of the minimalist job focused apps?

[warm lion]

ye

[willow beacon]

Im gonna need to download that then

[warm lion]

home screen is like this except i dont use that weird ahh font

[willow beacon]

im procrastinating way too much

[warm lion]

and also a notes widget in between

[night hearth]

me too

fr*nch exam tmrw and i still have to start

[willow beacon]

go learn your french!

[warm lion]

really helps when you need to type something down or draw or record a voice message

[night hearth]

i don't want to

[willow beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-undiagnosed-tism-blink-gif-16021765618967427858

[night hearth]

its fr*nch i dont wanna study that

[warm lion]

cheat

[night hearth]

can't

[warm lion]

🥀

[night hearth]

transparent pencil cases, phone has to be under your chair

[warm lion]

how about using the chess cheating tactic

[willow beacon]

listen to merveille or someone you'll learn a tiny bit of french without too much effort humu

[warm lion]

elite ball knowledge

[night hearth]

who'd give me the answers though

[willow beacon]

or gazo

[warm lion]

dunno hire a friend or sum

[night hearth]

😭

[night hearth]

all of them have exams too

[warm lion]

ask mom

dad? brothers? sisters?

[willow beacon]

transparent pencil cases is reasonable but phone under the chair is lowkey lucky

[night hearth]

hey mom can you buzz this

[willow beacon]

i cant even bring mine into the exam venue

[night hearth]

yeah we have to have ours under our chair or in our bag

[warm lion]

yall's schools allowed smartphones?

[willow beacon]

yup

[night hearth]

can't use them but we can have them on us

[willow beacon]

only before and after class tho

[night hearth]

i can't even use mine during our breaks 💔

[willow beacon]

I mean all the classes

[warm lion]

we werent allowed to bring them inside the school

[night hearth]

i was checking what class i had next and the teacher took it

[warm lion]

tho we'd still sneak them in

[night hearth]

fortnite

[willow beacon]

eh i meannn sneakiness helps

[night hearth]

i want to get unreal during my exams again

[willow beacon]

is it really still fun...

[warm lion]

i remember playing brawl stars with the bois on the last benches

haha

[night hearth]

i start tomorrow and end next week on friday 💔

[night hearth]

i just play reload ngl

[past coral]

hmmmm

[willow beacon]

bwuh

never tried fortnite...

[night hearth]

it was the first game i got on my switch

30 fps

💀

[willow beacon]

is it the same thing

[willow beacon]

i thought people would get like mario kart or zelda first lulw

interesting first choice

[night hearth]

yeah i was 10

[willow beacon]

at least it still playable

[warm lion]

@past coral if siege is free where do i download it from

[night hearth]

yeah

playable on my school laptop too somehow

graphics are shit but i can get 60fps

[past coral]

steam prolly

[warm lion]

my first pc game was midtown madness

damn that shi was fire

[night hearth]

i don't know what my first pc game was

probably roblox when i was 8 or something

[warm lion]

roblox 😭

[night hearth]

yeah i was 8 and it was popular

and roblox is fire

[warm lion]

ok

[night hearth]

yeah i just hacked on it back then

[willow beacon]

your school laptop sounds like a gaming laptop wtf

[warm lion]

yoo @past coral

[night hearth]

8gb ram integrated graphics 🔥

[willow beacon]

most schools just use chromebooks

[night hearth]

mines a hp probook

[willow beacon]

if it was free then im moving countries asap

[night hearth]

hp probook 445 G8

[night hearth]

it was not

we have to rent it

[willow beacon]

gonna enroll in your school

[willow beacon]

owh

then I guess its reasonable

[night hearth]

yeah idk how much it is

[willow beacon]

but still those are high specs for school use

[night hearth]

like €10 a month

[warm lion]

siege free is 51.25 gb

..

[night hearth]

i might install it to see if my laptop can handle it

[warm lion]

yea im not waiting for it to install

byebye siege

[night hearth]

😭

i have good internet so it'll be fast

[past coral]

yeah + 51gb update in 20 min

lol

[night hearth]

not on ethernet though so its like half the speed

[warm lion]

Ok

[willow beacon]

WOAH

[warm lion]

496mb in 2025 is crazy

even my old pc had 2gb

oh wait

actualy no

[night hearth]

i have 8gb ram idk what hte 496MB is

[warm lion]

old pc had 64mb

[warm lion]

vram

[night hearth]

😭

[willow beacon]

[night hearth]

oh makes sense yeah

[willow beacon]

virtual ram?

[warm lion]

gpu ram

[willow beacon]

idk erhhrr

[night hearth]

the v stands for video

[willow beacon]

I thought its extra space

[warm lion]

lol

[night hearth]

no ethernet 💔

[warm lion]

whys it 49 for u

[willow beacon]

bwuh time to do some silly stuff

baii guys

[night hearth]

racism

[warm lion]

so real

[willow beacon]

[warm lion]

i might let it install actually

[past coral]

bro uh

[warm lion]

chill on yt until then ig

[past coral]

i dont think

ur laptop can run that

[night hearth]

i know

i'll try

[warm lion]

lmao

[night hearth]

cs2 went good enough

[past coral]

ok but first

[warm lion]

cs2 sucked balls

csgo was so much better

[past coral]

wait till the next hour

because

the update drops then

[night hearth]

@unique escarp

[past coral]

ur downloaded an outdated siege rn

and will need to download the entire game again basically @night hearth @warm lion

[warm lion]

but it says siege x

[night hearth]

🔥

[past coral]

yeah but they havent pushed the update yet

[unique escarp]

post it in #market-chat

[past coral]

they are doing that in 15 min

[warm lion]

ok so

i might not download it

haha

[past coral]

just wait 15 min

[warm lion]

fine

id probs get ~50fps

[night hearth]

i don't know how much id get

i forgot how much i got on cs2

but it was playable

[warm lion]

i got 30ish? on cs2 with same settings as on csgo

and csgo was 70-90

[night hearth]

i just had everything on lowest but idk how much i got

[past coral]

😟

[silk oar]

All that wifi just to barely use it

[night hearth]

the only game i can run decently well is valorant since its easy to run

[silk oar]

💔

[warm lion]

yeah valorant runs fine but shit game

dont play

i

[night hearth]

i only play it on console 👏

[silk oar]

I don’t get how Val runs so well

[night hearth]

yeah i got like 100 fps on it idk either

[silk oar]

I genuinely don’t get what kind of cocaine they put into the optimization

[night hearth]

😭

[silk oar]

I get over 1k on val

It’s like playing krunker

[night hearth]

the only games i can run decently well is valorant and minecraft

and krunker obviously

[warm lion]

i get 300ish on val

[night hearth]

other games i have to optimise too much

[warm lion]

until pico was released i used to get same in krunker

[silk oar]

Val has cap fps where you can put your own number but their other massive game doesn’t

[warm lion]

minecraft is the best game of all time

[night hearth]

@wooden crane has ptsd

🤣

[silk oar]

Highest cap you can put on league of legends is 240

And if I uncap on league

My game TWEAKS

so hard

From too much fps

[night hearth]

can you lend me some fps

[warm lion]

me 2

100 would be enough

[night hearth]

and brawlhalla obviously

[silk oar]

Brawlhalla goated

[night hearth]

surprisingly multiversus didn't run nearly as well

i could not get 60 fps on multiversus it was crazy

[warm lion]

bjarny did you try rivals

[night hearth]

i tried but i don't think i made it past the tutorial on my laptop

💀

[silk oar]

No way he runs rivals

Yeah

[warm lion]

😭

ok

[night hearth]

i mean it ran but

yeah

[warm lion]

i didnt try it yet

[night hearth]

i forgot

how much fps i had

[silk oar]

Rivals was funny

FPS was crazy in that game but only if I turned on AI frames

Then I had like 700

[night hearth]

my fps was crazy in the wrong way

same with fragpunk

[warm lion]

lmao

[silk oar]

Fragpunk ran really well

[night hearth]

fragpunk ran decent enough though

[silk oar]

These Chinese fucks

Are so good

At optimizing

[night hearth]

but the replay system was really bugged for me for some reason

i checked my replays and the enemies didn't appear until they died 💀

[warm lion]

or... hear me out

other than them they dont optimize at all!

[silk oar]

That was not English

Try again

[night hearth]

im trying to find a fragpunk clip i saved

[warm lion]

wow so

i

opened steam

[night hearth]

im only finding console val clips

[warm lion]

app and browser both

and browser crashed

😭

[silk oar]

I have a doggie next to me on the train

[warm lion]

pet the doggie

[silk oar]

It’s not that close

[night hearth]

fire clip @silk oar

[silk oar]

Other side of the train

[warm lion]

💔 _ _

get up

go

[silk oar]

Bro I’m not gonna randomly pet someone’s dog

When they’re there sitting

[night hearth]

it looks like i have hallucinations

[silk oar]

You weirdo 😭

[warm lion]

so smooth

[silk oar]

LMAO

[dim ravine]

how would the dog feel about this? what if he wanted pets?

so inconsiderate???

can we demote this guy

[silk oar]

Can you ask him

[warm lion]

exactly

[dim ravine]

yea call me and put me on speaker

[night hearth]

the clip is worse than the actual gameplay okay

it ran better than it looks

[warm lion]

hes literally asking for pets

[night hearth]

but still the enemy only spawned when i killed him

[silk oar]

The dog got 4 people above them that can give pets

[warm lion]

💔 just say you dont wanna pet him bro

[night hearth]

also for some reason my ps5 clips are bad quality

i don't know why

they look fine on the PS5 but when i download them on my phone the quality dies

goated teammate

[warm lion]

bro i used to play krunker on my old pc at this quality

[silk oar]

I’d fucking love to pet him

[night hearth]

😭

[silk oar]

But a professional extrovert knows his limits.

[night hearth]

yeah here its just my clips that are bad quality

i don't know why

[warm lion]

id love to pey him too

pet

[warm lion]

hmm

[night hearth]

@silk oar am i the goat at console valorant or what

[silk oar]

Imma watch one piece now

[night hearth]

yeah i don't know why the clips are bad quality ngl

[silk oar]

Clean

You guys don’t have aim assist right

[warm lion]

did u record this on ur lap or is this console

[silk oar]

Console

[warm lion]

oh

[night hearth]

i don't know actually

[silk oar]

They have an extra ADS

[night hearth]

yeah

focus mode

i abuse it

[warm lion]

how much fps on laptop @night hearth

[night hearth]

on val like 100

[warm lion]

thats crazy

[night hearth]

60-100 i think

with some drops

[warm lion]

less than 500mb vram and 60+fps is so goated

[night hearth]

im actually decent at console val

probably because everyone is shit but still

[warm lion]

lmao

[night hearth]

console demon

[warm lion]

my val cycle is

• queue
• win
• lose
• lose
• win
• lose
• lose
• quit

[night hearth]

91% hs 💀

[warm lion]

whats hs

[night hearth]

headshot %

[warm lion]

damn

[past coral]

@night hearth @warm lion ur good to dl

[warm lion]

yay

ok

why is steam updating

ok downloading

[past coral]

i will open the game innnn

8 min

7 min

[warm lion]

ok its 55gb now

[night hearth]

alright

[warm lion]

this shouldnt take that long

[past coral]

the border game lowkey a stain on my record

[night hearth]

yeah i just want ethernet so it goes faster but its plugged into my tv and ps5

[warm lion]

remove tv

[night hearth]

yeah ill unplug it rq

[warm lion]

or ps5 actually idk

whatever u wan

hmm

[night hearth]

nah i'll do it from the tv rq

but we need it for the tv

[warm lion]

if this doesnt run smooth id delete it today itself

[past coral]

wow

[night hearth]

why is steam nerfing my speeds 💔

[warm lion]

sorry blitz i might play it again after i get a laptop later this year

would be getting a 4050 or better

[past coral]

3 min lft

1 min left

30 sec

[warm lion]

holy shit

[past coral]

so excited

[night hearth]

steam is nerfing the speeds

and my download is slower than usual

[warm lion]

im at 90Mbps

same as teh speedtest speeds

[past coral]

opening the game rn

[night hearth]

my speedtest is 600mbps and steam is at 200 mbps

[past coral]

shaking with excitement

[warm lion]

that graph looks like an ecg bro

[past coral]

its takign years to open

[night hearth]

💀

[past coral]

literally hours

[past coral]

we're so fucking back

[warm lion]

w

[past coral]

6 min since update launch btw 😭

thats insane

[night hearth]

how 💔

[past coral]

???

[night hearth]

u only had 500mbps

600*

[past coral]

it went up to 8-900

[night hearth]

yeah my steam doesn't want to for some reason

literally 600 on the speedtest only 200 on steam

[warm lion]

errrm

[wooden crane]

true. never playing Minecraft again

[warm lion]

what happend bro

[wooden crane]

i was making a nether portal

accidentally poured lava on myself

[warm lion]

What

😭

[wooden crane]

panicked

[warm lion]

how do you even do that

[night hearth]

and idk why its only at 600 i usually have 950

[wooden crane]

and jumped into the lava pond beside me

painful death

[night hearth]

making nether portal speedrun style

[night hearth]

💀

[warm lion]

honestly skill issue

[wooden crane]

bjarny already knows how i got COOKED that day

[night hearth]

cooked cutlet

[wooden crane]

yes

[warm lion]

i light up chickens with flint and steel

[wooden crane]

@warm lion microwave yourself

[warm lion]

to get cooked chicken

yo?

waht

[wooden crane]

honestly nevermind

[night hearth]

thats not even close to the worst thing he's said

[wooden crane]

it wasn't that good of a joke

[warm lion]

true tho

cutlet can i send that here

[wooden crane]

yeah sure

[warm lion]

that

[night hearth]

i don't know what i have saved from cutlet

but i have some too

[wooden crane]

i have very questionable things saved from bluzed

ahem

[warm lion]

ok shit

[wooden crane]

EXTREMELY QUESTIONABLE

[warm lion]

im not sending calm down

[night hearth]

cutlet can i send THAT

[night hearth]

i'll resend it in dms hod on

hold*

[wooden crane]

ok yeah don't send that

flipping egg

[night hearth]

i won't

[wooden crane]

@warm lion

sorry if i already sent it in dms

[night hearth]

💀

[wooden crane]

yeah i repost a shit ton of things

[night hearth]

downloading r6 is taking too long

fuck you steam

[wooden crane]

fuck you steam

send that as an email to steam

this bluzed mf throws his phone/pc in the pacific ocean and doesn't respond

[night hearth]

i think you scared him too much

[night hearth]

look at the difference bro 😭

[wooden crane]

@warm lion bheegi billi

[wooden crane]

ill connect my laptop to LAN and i bet it'd be more than that

[night hearth]

mine is connected to lan

normally i get 950/950 idk why its slower

[wooden crane]

disconnect

then see

💀

[warm lion]

sorry i was snacking with tea

[warm lion]

shut

[wooden crane]

tea at 8:50pm is wild

[warm lion]

yea

abhi to dinner bhi nhi hua\

[wooden crane]

hot tea in 44⁰c is insane

[warm lion]

🥰

[wooden crane]

what like

you got ACs in your esophagus or sumn

[warm lion]

no

acs in room

tea in room

[wooden crane]

ah

thandi chai

[warm lion]

shits fire bro

[wooden crane]

[warm lion]

wym tea in 44

[night hearth]

its 18 for me 🔥

[wooden crane]

i get it now

[warm lion]

we would drink tea even if its like 100

[wooden crane]

you're creating a cold environment

16⁰c in room

[warm lion]

no my sister took whole family tea in the ac room else i wouldve drank in my room

[wooden crane]

crazy

[warm lion]

yes

i love tea

especially when i make it myself

[night hearth]

can u make me some

chai tea

[loud merlin]

chai and tea are both the same words

[night hearth]

i know

[warm lion]

😭

[warm lion]

yes come to my home ill make u tea

u would love it i can guarantea

[night hearth]

can cutlet come too

we'll play spot the difference

[loud merlin]

what kind of tea you guys like the most

[night hearth]

i don't drink tea so i can't answer this question

[loud merlin]

lol

you drink coffee ?

[night hearth]

no coffee either

[loud merlin]

lol

no caffeine ig

thats good tbh

[night hearth]

energy drinks

sometimes

[loud merlin]

red bull or smthing ?

[night hearth]

yeah basically the same

just a knock off brand that tastes similar

[loud merlin]

if im not wrong are you picasso ?

[night hearth]

and is 5 times as cheap

[night hearth]

you are wrong

[loud merlin]

ohk

[willow beacon]

energy drinks mentioned...

[loud merlin]

what happened to that guy. havent seem in a long time lol

[night hearth]

yeah i don't know either

@wooden crane i still have to start studying 💀

[willow beacon]

wait jarn you should actually try to get some revision in

[loud merlin]

k man. nice talking to you . cya :]

[night hearth]

i'll try

im lazy though and its french

gtg dinner

[willow beacon]

mkay cya

[river harness]

wsg

[wary estuary]

@modest turret