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She probably did the ult overhead
Or went behind him
Wait
Did he exit his turret??
well this is better
It looks like he did
Bro wtf is this comp 😭
I don't remmeber bronze being this bad
His team up won't work later
well ill just jeff
What if Jeff is banned
you know that wont happen
It does happen
No it fucking doesn’t lmao
People throw the ban picks sometimes
Bro i had a game yesterday someone banned black widow
People are always throwing bans
if jeff gets banned im hanging myself
Yeah it’s like once in a million
I wont lose my cute shark like that
You’ll be able to play Jeff 99.9% of the times
We aren't on the same servers
You’re chilling HradZ
I know
No
No tanks fire
one dude in my lobby has been loading for minutes
oh nvm
@modest turret Do I jeff or freakman
Magik
wwhat the bronze 3
Ok i just realized this shit is mega delayed
as a jeff main I feel the pain
When i said your name in chay
I had just saw you shoot your ult at captain america
He can hold his shield forever
no shot
😭
noway 😭
@flat hinge
level 100 guy wasnt scamming you
the guy who you were talking to, who is a different person, was posing as them since they had lots of kr
hence why they were "on an alt"
whos this schizo ah
do g.p (username) maby he has his discord linked
He showed me that he was logged into a level 100 account
me when bruted account
send the profile link if u still have it
@modest turret happy?
why is playstation still down @modest turret
lots of champs out here ig
🤨
edpwatch
i just played krunker but i kept having stutters or mini lag spikes idk why
I do too
servers I guess
every so often i tped backwards a little
i found a "funny" screenshot look in dms 😭
Lol
Game being updated
Twin sisters with completely different aesthetics...
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@flat hinge
im not the aimer type
Then start learning
as long as it worked
this was just a rare case of both luna and cnd being banned
so i was forced on this guy
@modest turret enemy heals so good they lost
I swear how do you manage almost 50k healing
ill try raccoon
You don't have to shoot
Just spam heal
No matter what anyone says
he feels so weak
like we won but it felt like I didnt do shit
How many heals
You have the vid?
idk it was absolutely one sided
@modest turret diabolical
we had 3 healers at one point but like
I wonder what goes through these players minds
Hi guyz
i wanted to get info abt a account lvl 75 banned reason
Krunker.io is an online gaming platform. No Download 100% Free!
its not my account
someone was asking abt it
ok
ty
oh ok
the person is saying the clan name is NLGA
well his name could be a reason
ik he was just saying
ok i will take care abt it
nerdonboard?
no it's definitely the clan name lol
What was it
or like tell him to join and ask himself
💀
n bypass
Oh
this but replace L with l and G with 6
So a special character
?
idk]
why would indians get to say it bro 😭
ig
imagine lsoing in chess finals
Good
💀
I don’t wanna stink
i lost today :I
pro
always
mehr einfluss auf die gestaltung des unterrichts und der lehrpläbne
ka wie das in österreich ist aber hier macht jedes bundesland sein eigenes ding
weird
kommt also drauf an was gerade gelehrt wird und was man will
und es kann überall anders sein
@flat hinge :D
nuclear
yeah literally
these are fun
fair
stim aboos
I do these tests from time to time but I basically already know the results
😭
ja
emily do you see my message
yes
why tf am I getting censored
das wort nach desto
oh
der zweite part davon
verstehe
also je mehr die eltern haben desto niedriget die hilfe
macht also alles fairer oder?
thanks christian lindner 🙏
germany isnt a fucking profit oriented company
???????
wieso?
was ist die logik
wait ich dachte nach beratung strafbar
macht trotzdem keinen sinn
ich check die fragen nicht
your dad - cheap dirty horse
This put a combination of several thoughts through my head that I didn't expect to occur in tandem.
brother aint no way
This is not surprising
and arguably quite funny
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oh yeah that
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Look at how he acts
first biden clip
got me laughing my ass off
he is upping the vibrations with his neurolink trust
this is the only acceptable way to use that technology
@hushed shard hey. Is it possible for someone to get their ability to call KPD again if they lost it for some reason ?
oh
😭
brther what did u gdo 😭
idk
probably but no one wants to handle that
Ok 👍
cant open hub cuz phone sucks but heres the ign: 啊大师傅打发
real
I would do unspeakable things
can you be my hot goth mommy
appreciate it
@modest turret i was one game away from plat 
keep grinding
im bouta crash out
my teammates
are so ass
my last game there was a starlord with 4000 damage thr entire game
she would turn any women lesbian
wnd still svp 😭
with a snap of the fingers
is this you
twi games w 3/4 and 9/4 and svp is crazy work
explain that 4/7
gg
anyone wanna play raids ?
peak
what are you watching
dr stone
@modest turret I can smell the fun
psylocke my wife
our iron went 1 7
this is fun
I outdamaged and outkilled our ironfist while having 33k healing
this game makes me suicidal
Yall were cooked from the start
Just cheat atp
@modest turret
My favorite was his tweet about fat bitches
About how they're ex offenders since they sexyally offend his eyes
i only found this screenshot
Ye*
Graduation
he made graduation
@hushed shard miku reference
bro's spittin bars
slow
nice
kt on top teehee
HAKUNE MITSU IS IN FORTNITE??
AHAHDHFHA
Yea
lol
@south tapir
THATS MY GOAT
sniped
gg
poor bastard exploded
naur
wow! this sounds like an amazing deal! I will be sure to dm you for this opportunity!
Can I reimburse you -10%?
Friend me my user is EXOTIC2234
no
bua lipa 😭
War thunder
Hello everyone, I need help. I can't log in to my account on krunker. Every time: This IP address cannot be accessed because there are too many logins.
Who can help me?
no hes even darker than member
Hello people me and my team are working in buying the game krunker.io for more updates it seems it hasn’t been updated for 2 years so we are currently buying the game for 2 thousand dollars so we can expand this platform and make it reach its goal it’s supposed to be at this is the best io game we have ever discovered and we wanna give everyone happiness goodluck people and I hope seeing you on the next update…
Bua Lipa
Who kicked this guy
Nvm it was nav of course
he got banned because he slipped up and told prime that he banned him ingame
"Slipped up"
ok
Brother said it with his chest
2k is a crazy lowball he shouldve been banned off that alone
and now changed his display name to Krunker FRVR which is clearly impersonating staff
@silk oar Avg 40k dmg block now
Clean
what even is that tho
Twitter but not racist
ooh
Or twitter but not musk
@reef cloud
ah, dont really have the money to comission that rn lol
@languid burrow
damn
Random hahaha I love random
cringe quote but ok
aspect quote
wow
Are you testing breast implants with your cereal?
nah cuz actually wtf is that 💀
smort
lol
ah i know what it is
Yeah a very smart smart
it means you have no gears engaged
for some reason? try parking restarting and putting in reverse again
Fixed
Didnt work
what car is that
oh
funnye car
this is the only thing that would survive a cybertruck
i mean cybertruck is made to be unsafe for other cars
and unsafe for its own driver
and for people
there was a image where an owner said, large metal side peace flew off on highway
the one that goes above windows, imagine if that peace would have hit a biker or someone whos walking or cycling
i have a cybertruck
ckurtrebyc a evah i
hot
so you are not a smart person
literally the smartest person in the world
you are just a normal person
me
im a volvo person
wait do i count as a toyota person or a bmw person
car is a car
no you count as a Как только пришла весна
С поличным ты мне попалась
На шпильках своих, ты с маклером шла
И мило ему улыбалась
И я вас двоих припас, и
И снял с него всё, что было
Он перстни снимал и мне отдавал
А ты в стороне курила
maybe yes
u got a bmw aswell?
I thought only the toyota
kinda
the supra is made by bmw, just has a toyota badge
oh right

im glad u cant
Okay
oh my god I thought that was blood spilling
you cigan
No
ja ja
Nie
du ist cigan
sorry last time i learned german was 6 years ago
And the German word for Cigna is different
Well no one other than my parents use it because it’s discriminatory
4 dps 😭
theyre like a bunch of blue members
js the punisher and widow look juicy enough
black panther is fun against them
ill be level 10 in no time
oppressing the powerless is so fun
on yeezus
took me like a day or smthn to get there
i just need 7 more leve;ls
if i keep getting mvp it should go by fast
I got hella time too since school is online today
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One of my favorite South Park movies
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@flat hinge Was this intentional?
normally people have the blue member role even if you have a higher role
^ bjarny is just special
¯_(ツ)_/¯
okay i got the role back
And had roles given
you can give the member role to yourself anyways
Fr?
yea with the server guide thing
I just did it
i mean channels and roles
Intentional but since it’s causing issues I’ll avoid it in the future
Even though everyone should have it
nah no need its normal
Do giveaways like need a role req, might as well just have no restrictions right
its just because nav gave me my roles
omfg why does it keep saying login request pending
Nah
Also thanks for hosting kessa
I can run it with no reqs
if i win im quickselling it ❤️
You should also say thanks to the next few giveaways
same
Some fun items coming
WHOO
and gamble
Big
10x starter spins go brrrrrr
Hours
Rockstar??
I forgot that song existed
I can only think of the gay version
But the real one was on the radio 23/7
💀
You know hot n word by Bobby ssmurudua?
😭
Hokah
Who tf far joe
Eightiesheadachetape mentioned
What
Show your most listened
what we did in the desert 🔥
For feb 2-8
I dont have that app
buddy thats not spotify
Cause who cares
I do
Real so fire
need more songs like this but I cant find any
Like the breakcore type?
I have breakcore but like not this specific vibe
Top 5 for this week is prob
Jean dawson
Kendrick
Tyler
Yeule
Weeknd
Anyone can find love except you
Is the only I know by name atm
I feel u
YOO
Same
Finally thjs guy listen to good music
Fym vasically thats 2/5 a failing gtade
oo I like
But I feel like that's very entry level
Bruh
You'd be a strict ass teacher
40%???
I'd be happy with that
Bro get your grades up fym strict
No
Fym
50% is pass no?
I don't have to do anything else in school anymore
I got no clue about breakcore
Yes
Youre not going to uni or what
its very hit or miss for me
Well I am
College actually as the u.s. calls ot
Yes
After being accepted to one i decided I'm not doing much else in school
I'm going the bare minimum
Me neither lol, the deeper u go the messier it becomes I think, and then it's just noise
yeah
Don't like that
I mean thats most people
You just mad that up
Most dont do grad school
idk what im doing after i graduate this
i dont know the american terms for any of this
Is this hs or uni
First step get out of bunker
idk the american terms but im assuming hs
I mostly listen to house/garage/jungle
And then just dance or smth
Hous
This shit ass
in belgium its just 5de middelbaar, im assuming 11th grade
I've never heard garage or jungle
Wtf
i listened to 1 second and i wanted to kms
Wtf that
I pretty much only listen to sewerslvt and femtanyl from that music corner
we have lagere school (1st-6th grade) and middelbare school (7th-12 or 13th)
Lagere sounds like it should be 7-12
lagere means lower
In the Netherlands it's 1-8 elementary (starts at 4yo)
And then 1-4/5/6 highschool
and when youre in middelbaar it just resets so 1ste middelbaar = 7th grade
I'll have a listen
yeah i forgot
we have kleuterklas
it starts at 2.5 here
Aggressive gaming phonk mix
femtanyl is good at calming me down
boo i misread it
Phonk gotta be the most cringe genre
jcole got some good tracks
What's this
What was your favorite
even ive listened to jcole, i couldnt name you one of his songs tho
^
A shame
breakcore or sth like athmospheric dnb
A damn damn damn shame
The j in jcole stands for jmid
probably role modelz
Damn dman damn damn dman dman
i listen to music like 20 mins a week bro
Ok i suspected that
its a good track tho
But I'm not mad it
and thats when im walking home from school on tuesdays and thursdays
This dude on the chinese internet cutoff schedule
Don't even bother listening atp
My personal favorite and best ever by jcole is change
i only listen to it when i walk home
It'll take this guy 3 weeks to finish an album
Phone crashes halfway thru
yea
at home im watching netflix most of the time so i wont be listening music obviously
@modest turret blow for blow is good too
I've only heard the one breakcore trackpad mentioned earlier, this one is much easier on the ears which is cool
Blow for blow is good
Blow for blow gotta be the zestiest title
But his older stuff is better
True
Sometimes I pretend jcole never made kod
Or might delete later
Then he'd be great!
This sounds like cs surf background music
Yea its alr, I wouldve loved this in my instrumental era
also have an emotional tie to it
Damn
@olive oasis this song got me into this whole corner https://open.spotify.com/track/66ttdhLCg7CXzJmfDFVLnM
From the 1 listen no
Yea ok
Yea idk my music taste is nothing special lol, very basic for the most part
I listen to a lot of stuff
Find someone that has less than 1000 monthly listeners so you can seem cool and unique
Exactly
Or I just listen to good music
metal, deathcore (also metal), rock, 90s and 2000s rap and a shitton of techno
Deathcore
Im not rly into metal or anything
Is there a single good metal song
I have a 68 lol, me and 67 other put on game
Yeah not my thing
also rammstein
Sonne is pretty good for the most part
adore always sends me dutch rap
germany
germany
U recognize lyrics?
I can understand parts of the lyrics but not enough to cringe about them like I do with most german rap
Lol
most german rap is shit these days
They're trying to copy piano tiles
this game is hard af
NO
piano tiles looks so mid
Piano tiles has better songs
They just wanna be carti 🧛♂️
Good one! I’m sad they didn’t release anything in so long 😩
Fushigors abilities are among the only 6 things that can touch Gojo
And 1 thousand fushigoros would still lose against 1 gojo
hardz if you lock in you can easily carry
In a hotness competition yes
Ain’t no way 1000 mahoragas lose
gojo would win against a million mahoragas
Fuck no
He loses
I have proof he wins
Show me
Duolingo dropped an ad with the „he’s bouncing on my …“ song
Is this a W?
@silk oar I don't think I ever mentioned it, but I do have the Norwegian flag just chillen in my room
YAHOOOOO

Dope
i find it weird how i have 0 flags flying on my property
with the only ones being on boxes stating where the shit was made
forgot u have catgirl 🥺
I was trying to point out that the weapon has "2 KS" next to it for @sterile dawn
oke 😭😭😭
whatd hr say lol
lmao
"seeing through the lies of a woman is even harder than tracing the threads of a crime" 😭
imagine watching that trash
Tags:
#shorts #shortsfeed #movieshorts #themessage #muhammad #muhammadﷺ #viral #trending #capcut #islam
😭
♥️
yeah same
You've seen the original, right?
real
fucky fuck fuck ass shit ass bitchass fuck
server owners that prohibit cursing on a teenage platform are mentally challenged
5 yr old
@quick surge ts (this) too easy
a few times i got too cocky and played a bit recklesslely
9/3 💀
almost the same length smh
bruh the others were so much better
in this game the enemy team was ass
just look at their heals bruh
💀
(voice cracks wildly)
https://frvr.freshdesk.com/support/solutions/articles/80001089405-use-of-vpns-or-proxies @novel belfry
🔥
my shit could never look like that bruh
Magik is the way as yoda once said
Yeah someone give me one too
It's like this weird chunky ak that's called devourer of souls or smth
It's yellow rarity that means legendary
And it's est value is unknown so it must be worth like 0 kr pls send if you have
👉👈
are you that Magik smurf thats not letting me hit diamond
Yeah bro tenor is a know ip grabber and all around internet Romanian
@hushed shard her phone glitched
Unfortunate
Well i was magik smurfing but i haven't played on plat matches yet
poaching mods for krunker 😭
kessa is head mod in kt
im going to turn you into a flat pancake
they just cant accept the fact that kt is better then kmt
cause kt actualy has mods
and everyone can be what they want
cause wtf asked for this
i didnt sign anywhere
i do NOT want to go in the army
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
@modest turret
least insane slick message:
hi
bro I missed guards on miner+activated king+missed rocket+missed canon
If you send that in KPCG, you can get them banned for KR
I sent you an invite
Yeah, that guy ain't escaping. If KPD doesn't arrest him in a match, then sometime in the next week at most, they'll see the report in the KPCG server and get his ass tagged from that.
What's kpcg ? Send me an invite as well please
It stands for Krunker Civilian Police Group. It's a server where you can send recordings of spectated hackers for KR. There's over a dozen KPD there
You have DMs turned off (for good reason I assume)
No I don't lol. It's on
Idk what's the problem. People can't even send me message requests or dms
Direct messages from this server was off lol
I turned it on now
Hey guys I forgot my password what can I do
There's a pinned message in #general for contacting support. Best of luck, you'll need it
A dozen? You hurt my feelings
Oh shit when did it hit 2 dozen + Leo
You right mb homie
Crazy play
won that game too somehow
awawa
could someone teach me how to play krunker
could someone teach me how to play @everyone
Search up FrostyWolf slidehopping tutorial
Go into your computer settings and turn off mouse acceleration, tutorials for that depends on operating system
Apart from that, it's trial, error, and experience
The @everyone ping doesn't work in this server btw. Even if it did, it's extremely rude to ping 200,000 people for something easily learnable online.
It's not the worst thing Microsoft's algorithms have promoted. Cough cough Bing incident
damn
Works for some people ig
Also persona 5 my beloved
can someone teach me how to play @everyone
yo sup
Subnautica goated
200k is wild
sure bud
i mean....sea of stars sounds like astrology?
help theres a stupid hacker in serv 😦
wdym
He ban ☺️
Npc response
no one is gonna teach you bruh teach yourself
Who is playing?
ok Your convenience
@modest turret
They can't be deaduzz
Maybe try lunch instead of supper and see if that helps
real
I love silly shirts
tummy ache is the worst
(in game screenshot from February 15th, 2025). He hasnt bothered to update his fake numbers in a year
💀
heres his current KP prices
people werent buying it so he halved the cost of some
40% off!
im the one that spent 10 million on kour his numbers are real
did they fix the game being client sided or whatever its called
i forgot what its called
to some degree, although the security is still absolutely dogshit. you can look in the source code and still see all of the AI generated segments that still have notes like "// when in game, make sure to insert your link here!"
😭
ah so you cant just go into the source code anymore and just give urself KP
like they ahd
had
for like
agessss
no u can
also nav not in archron server smh
do i get something cool
nope
worth a shot
i mean eventually, yes. beta access and such to the game
but no time soon
LOL
Farjad begged for the role
lmfao
kmt will never change
no matter what they try
as long as Slick and devil are running this thing it wont get any better
I disagree
It’s the community there that needs to change
slick enabled this community
Too many former traders turned bmmers
and he chose to not do anything about it until he realized people dont mind getting banned from kmt for being in kt
like look at how the krunker culture has formed around sid's personality
KMTs culture formed around slick
in my opinion the only reason he wants to "change" something is because his ego doesnt like kt being actually better than kmt
he doesnt want to change it
he just wants it to magically be successful
just like he thinks kour can magically be successful by faking numbers
thats why I put it in quotation marks
This
look at all those peasants below me
so many
Hoodgail 🤨
and then all of the actual staff have roles that actually describe what they do
no dumb things like CEO OF KOUR
yeah, something wrong?
Are they just there as a “haha fuck you slick” or are they actually active and shit
hood helps with dev stuff, and his brother is one of my main backend devs
Ah gotcha
if we run into complex issues he often helps give a second opinion
hes making his own game tho so hes not an actual dev on mine
I remember hood doing some shady stuff back in the day but that was over half a decade ago
a long time ago, yes
Damn
but also I dont discredit the experience or talent of a person just for stuff like that
Yeah
like Kio, who is one of our full stack devs, is a very very prolific cheat developer
if anyone knows how to make a game cheat-resistant, its him
Wasn’t techchy a former cheat dev or smth


