#random-chat
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we still need leo to get on making plushies of these
now just need the activity
NO
I LOVE THEM
a krunkette plushy π€€
bodypillow
π₯
π₯
Hope I didnβt say something bad with that gif
@languid burrow reference
π
open it π

its alright but I prefer the original tbh
like this one
mhm, I got this one on my playlist
Gmmmm
Not many other english songs in my top songs lmao @flat hinge
Mostly dutch rap
I have a lot of dutch artists but apart from vieze asbak and natte visstick only a few with dutch lyrics

hoe was sinterklaas?
ik ben nu heel erg misselijk omdat ik te veel pepernoten heb gegeten
guess ill have to (while not disregarding any rules dont ban me mods) spam
@queen fossil
?
@silk oar 
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imagine
does anyone know if i can still connect my twitch account to my krunker account
Ya thats an easy one bro I got you, first login to your krunker account then link your twitch account from there
glad i could help a newbie such as yourself
beautiful
Vier ik niet meer
noob
??
k ben nog steeds misselijk :(
wtf is this
It's cus of the word Night @night matrix
why do you have that?
MOTIVATION
what a nice gentelman earing choco
motivation for what


The n word
explain what ?
?
the three letters
n i g
you can't have those 3 letters in a name
but can ask for some exception
like Night nightfall nightshade knight
nightmare
I can't type my username on trade message btw when I have premium and a custom name, I have to spell my ign letter by letter...
it's very annoying
Yeah i agree woth you bro thats so FUCKING annoying
bro guest stole my map drop
and match ended at 49
@languid burrow this is what i ment with guest cant steal pakages
ima end my self
which mod ??
hello all, how can i report a bug?
what is that
Probly new ssn
yeah i think also
Finally tho kinda excited lol
saturation
the more i look at it the more i feel like ive seen them posts on the side before
im probably tweaking thou
Cool
looks like
no christmas items :(
ill send you 10
i dont speak broke
π¦
(i have 989 kr)
ando charity
that shit is NOT a fence ππππ
eyes makes more sense in the less saturated ss
I knew u were gonna say some DUMBASS shit like this omg
no fun
thats what i guess too
π
π
omg more 2K players on krunker
glen you lurking?
its accounts getting bruteforced
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@wooden crane
i remember
Fuck you
do we have a date for season 8?
What is that video π€£
@night hearth
broke the new update
its king of the hill
but my lobby is closed
so no new player can enter
every 30 sec i get a rewards for being afk π
π
This is what I'm doing
enjoy
Yes
And im gonna drive too
@lost valve drinking and driving is overrated
Drinking and fortnite
π
Smash like and smash subscrbie
Ok
I see it
nu uhhh
Nicely done.
@night hearth
ππ
Youtube ads saved me yayyy
ahh rickroll
3gg

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Its one of those egypt thingies with a spear !
mummies u mean
No the other egypt thingies
@limpid estuary which one?
nuh uh
why you scam?
guest_4
not wastin my kr like that buddy
pharaoh
raid
yeah I couldn't be bothered with trying to spell that
fair
Very real, but that p thing at the end, why have i seen it as a custom asset????
mb that was me
nt
@versed kraken this is the best i can get on krunker
my internet just goated fr
697,6 mbps download
206,4 mbps upload
mines goateder
more goated
the goatest
Nasa type shit
epic
wifi or ethernet
ethernet
let me check mine on wifi
mines ass
idk why my upload is so much worse on wifi
Me with 20 mbps 
@silk oar
wtf
what the fuck
what hte fuck
blud getting penta nuke π
wait thats hexa
π
xcirno, beware
With team mates wtf
my download speed is limited by my ethernet cable though
what the actual fuck
hi
No way
You recorded It?
What the fuck
1 sec
that goes in the right direction
this one too
not sure yet if I like this one
3 out of my all time top 10 artists are dutch
7 out of my top 20
Chips
never heard of it
Sadge
I was about to say that maturing is realising that Croky chips tastes better than lays chips
de chips?
I only buy house brand chips
Hardwell is 1
way cheaper
Tiesto
croky was goated
No clue if dimitri vegas is dutch
dimitri vegas & like mike are belgian
yea
Ja
Ouder worden is realiseren dat croky beter smaakt als lays
En goedkoper ook nog!
germans in this list are K.I.Z., Tiefundton, haftbefehl, klanglos
I never put a comment on instagram
Ik at die altijd als ik naar mijn broer zijn voetbalmatchen ging kijken
But this one is blowing up
Crazy
Like 600 likes already in a span of, idk? 4 hours?
On a fucking meme video
yt shorts comments are insane
Ja
Die natural is lekker
Ik zeh je eerlijk
Nah i meant on instagram
altijd croky chips met aa drink
Youtube always been easy
Nice
I rarely comment
Also
If you need a new (old) netflix serie
Try
Psych
Im watching it now and it's pretty cringe
But too good not to watch
I wish I had the time and relaxed mindset to watch stuff π
yes but it doesnt feel like it
What's half 6 in german @flat hinge
half of my weekend is already over
Thats why you start your weekend on friday
there are multiple ways to say it
I usually just say halb sechs
It's half zes here
You guys just say half se x
And when it's 6 uhr you guys say full se x?
the pronunciation is a little different if you say it clearly
the s in that word is sharper
Idk how to describe it, without the humming sound
As a dutchy trying to say the number 6 in german i always just say se x
Just our accent
But with a hard G
As the ch
Its confusing yes
@lost valve contraband secured
Also got some lovely singing here
Peak train station experience
First thing I see when I enter the tram is a sleeping woman with 1 shoe
Idk her situation he could be homeless
But this is just public transport in a nutshell
Nvm she awake
Aaand she got some alcohol
Smells like cheap wine
And itβs all over the floor
dark-ish

how was the food
Did you see the SS of the 251225 in the upper left corner of a particular frame? Well, taking every second digit, you get 525
I LOVE THE ALIEN EVENT !!!!

Pretty sure thatβs not actually there
He put it there as a joke cause of the video car posted where he zoomed into that corner
For the pizza man
Did you even find the numbers yourself
I forwarded it from the guy who did
Yeah he put them there
new season on 25th december 2025 π₯
this will be a huge jump krunker is coming backπ₯π₯
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rip michigun βββ
Itβs aight
I feel like you could take 1-2 things from any fast food burger an you wouldnβt notice
anyone raids ??

π

This definitely says a lot about frvr employees
π
buh
how do i access krunker battle royale
krunker hub
no kiddin
its a discord game
how to access it
@lost valve please do guess the context
That hit me out of nowhere lmao
can anyone raid with me pls
This immediatly reminded me of the egyptian parkour map from jhxc
Or was it keybi
Keybi sorry
So
Probably egyptian themed raids
doint you see iot in the top lkeft
Yes it's fake
oh that flick π₯
yes
hey guys, I lost the password to my account & I don't how to get it back
Tom Sawyer?
No
Yes
make a ticket
a ticket*
get good
whitest black person oat
Guys I just wanted to say something or share it its something that happened to me a couple of years ago and i quit krunker because of it still played a liltle but every time i played krunker i felt guilt about it so years ago i got frostbite i was so happy And i went to trading center to show it off but i got scammed out of it because i was 12 and i spent fr days crying so like idk what to do i recently came back my name is kokok234m4 you can check my acc and trades ik it might not happen but i would very like to get it back if theres anyway XD
yeah i knew who it was def
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Good
k
Play a better game
Bona Cant u give it back
fuck no
so id never get it back?
Yea and I'm playing sparking zero
never
you cant sell it for usd thats illegal
idk its illegal
probably like $10
you cant sell it because you dont have it
like
ok thats an eternal frost
not a frostbite, just so you dont get the wrong item back
eternal is nicer right
no
vokus but like would i???????
anyways, do you got a backstory?
no
coroller > frostbite > eternal
youre not getting a frostbite back because you never had it
Frostbite looks like shit and should be a legendary at most
yeah ugh
you didnt have a frostbite
doesnt even do good dmg
youre not getting it back
k\
because hokage doesnt want to
he said it
he said hed give me millions of robux if i gave him
robux?
crosstrading
banned
I mean krunker
stop lying
bjarny let him do his story
vokus this aint my disc account add me iron_yt123
sticker worthy
:[
sleeping on the orbs
Krunker lore runs stupidly deep holy
oh im not much on discord
vokus add me ok
you can find me here
ok
fair
all the best with your studies
when I had rgb I had to turn my res down to like .5
vokus add me ok
ok p
vokus add me ok
ok
ok ten
vokus add me ok
thank you, im gonna fail
wait thats a lot of adding
Coroller is the worst here
cokua
@modest turret
@modest turret
ok
we
vokus so is there anyway i would get it back
you
if you got the story right and theres intent of being scammed
i wana sell it for krunkers and buy charecter skin
we should use ai as the judge
vokus sure
i dont trust these people here

BonafideFaceSeatBoxMuncher
"he swore he would give me millions if i give it to him and he said that hed give me a knife worth millions more"
haha, i cant do much though bud
my tip is never trust a krunker player on their promises
scavengers they are
Bro it was like 4 years ago
still
i was like
its even worse now
kashy is still here
as long as kashy is here, hold that tip
watch him closely
even when its not him, it might still be him
i wish i get it back uk
and more than my toiler roll
sometimes we gotta weight down if its worth it
BonafideFaceSeatBoxMuncher if i wasnt muslim id touch you
but i can still bomb you yk
send me ur ip rn
easy bud
or plan b bomb the whole planet
yep, its just a skin
it was my dream fr
bona stfu
bona send me ur ip RN
ok dont bite
XD
alright
vokus would u blame me if i bomb him rn?
your life doesnt change because of a skin, plus it happened a long time ago
yes i would
since u did it
XD
vokus i have 1 last thing
sup
4 years ago and still now im wondering how to get krunker like those youtubers
it looks cool
like
one sec
or better, find something else outside you like
lets turn that into a krunker hud
if thats what it is
yes thats me
do u got one extra skin
like charecter skin
id give u my inv for it
except a knife i have
ohok
otherwise they are gifts from friends
oh ok well how much krunker are they
i gotta respect that
no idea how much it is
XD ok
like i only fuilt guilt cause i thought it was worht irl money (:
now idrc
but still hes an nn
like an nft?
NFT's shouldnt have been removed
but given their place
and slowly expanded, make it fun
but oh well i got an untradable watch
monetary incentive and fun usually dont mix
well i worked on the game back then
vokus btw like can u tell me again whats hud
and i knew what i had
to give
sadly they didnt, or cared
and i was gone and left for some years ;p
oh man let me know when you find it
ill help figure out how to get it
i can make it otherwise just as easily
np!
but hud is what ysee when you ply
heads up display: basically everything that is on your screen that is a button or number that isnt part of the game world
play*, so its the 2d layer
with all your statistics of the match on it essentially
we can go really crazy with it
if you see ideas from another game, tell
vokus i want like
to make it
Like do you have one for u
thats ur own
i hate normal one
didnt they break like every ui/css mod in like one update last year
yes i remember people complaining about it
LIKE do you have a way to change how my game looks
i think it was when they added the minimap or something
i dont see a problem
well they can remove the minimap from being manipulated
or fix it in other ways
but hey, lets ban the whole shebang
;[
considering krunker's history with features that they dont update in a while it's more probable that they just unintentionally broke it and never bothered to fix it
it happened with sakura race mode and prop hunt
well some had different colors yeah, i never had.. theres really no point as changing how the game looks outside the hud gets in the grey/cheating area fast imo
oh ofcourse
sak cant just chill for once
has to break and ruin it for all! π
i feel like krunker has always had an identity crisis and doesnt know what it wants to be
which led to development being all over the place
oh totally
ive been here/there
with sid
what a chaos
they had no idea what they were actually doing
now it's a battle royale
we thought season 1 had its aesthetic
then vince comes in with the fricking round heads
what were they thinking smh
he was basically just developing himself
in the course of the game
i mean they couldve upgraded the earlier skins
but thats not for the de vries boys
the thing i dont understand is how this game runs worse than half life which released 30 years ago
yet has half the features of goldsource
we dont have colored lighting or moving platforms
we do have colored lighting but it cuts your fps in half for every light on the map
well that becomes a mess
yeah we fixed that
well, webgl works great
but webgpu is where you need to look at now
ive been working on it for the past 3,5 years soon
to be fair though developping a game engine from scratch is not easy
so happy its released and near proiduction readfy
well they never got to the standard ggame engine practices
culling stuff
lod's
none
krunker was a playground
to mess around in
and eventually you gotta clean shit up
and maintain it
me when i have to fix up code i made 5 years ago:
but threejs got amazing features now
im happy to see teh webgpu features getting in too
youre still behind a notch compared to babylonjs which is more game ready
playcanvas too
still a bunch more optimizations, but threejs is a great foundation
easy to build on
No wonder Sidney gets bored of every game he makes after a few years. No design work in the beginning = unbearable amounts of technical debt later
this game shoulde never run so bad like it does
and it bothered me
that i started with my own
spot on
i hear they're fixing up krunker in the br version but i doubt it will come to .io within the next year
they're full assing a discord activity
and i can tell you where that moment started
where i decided to take it upon myself
its 5 years ago i think already
with a demo of a game thats now near 12 yerars old
It blew away Krunker immediately in certain aspects, but that is also due sids code. well I saw its potential of using webassembly (which was still barely used compared to now!)
It was ported from a c++ game
And I knew that was the way then, you can still play it - bananabread on GitHub, although someone took the project and expanded it again by adding more of the ported game. Fun to try, but it does start to look outdated now, 20+ year old engine π¬
love the old style movement
interesting
Yess, add bots!
im playing it on brave browser that's why it runs like ass probably
was stable 60fps on high res for me
Iβm a detective main
msedge
YO MA BOI
thats good
tons of new web games in dev rn. Super cool stuff
They messed up my accuracy when passwords were weak
wait how many points equal 1 krunker
Yes sir! Enjoy the WebGPU goodness π
for sure
Iβve waited for this for years
sage is this ur game?
even with boring baked lighting its still nice. Cubemaps dont kill ur performance either
Thatβs a quake engine
OH
Pathtracing is fun, but still not ideal lol
No thats deadshot io
Oh lol, cool! Look up uuh
same artist as my game, but no thats a client
oh ok
For that map?
Yep
Sick! Donβt let me find it on a quake repo ππ Iβm kidding
But thereβs tons of fun maps to get inspired by
Generic arena fps layout
Never looked at quake tbh
sage its cool ngl
My only knowledge of Quake is the "What the fuck?" comment in the inverse square root function
i just did the level design, sfx, and planning. Graphites the insane artist
And the fact that it had rocket jumping (?)
Threw together some fun drawings to use as stickers and graffiti around the map tho
π±
Graphites cat
Haha
Dope!
car
@lament zinc u know iona/koa1a?
The last one rings a bell yes!
Old krunker grinder + css dev
Yess
Anyway, working on a web game with em rn with some of the old krunker designers
curious if u knew em
oh dang
Cool, ofcourse I do
iona was the one who corrected the lefthanded uzi bug right?
Iβve been working in games for the past years too
Lots of small things yeh
Solo?
sweet
Yep
I donβt like to go indie
Sounds like competence to me
So itβs working to the mvp stage
And it being my own, but I do have help available
But I studied a bit too much that everything is bridgeable with ai, oh and also love using ai
Weve been making money doing design and dev for other web games for a long while, years, but considering how much that pays, we decided just to start our own games too with our past experience
ahh
Yeah itβs dope putting it online and seeing it grow as you build, you get fast user feedback to keep iterating fast
And dig out the bugs ofcourse
yeah lol
Been taking our time
To prevent tech debt
make it easier to fix bugs and change later
High cohesion low coupling instead of high coupling low cohesion
Iβve spent the last 3,5 years on helping with WebGPU
type shi
making it?
Totally, but I was critical of apple at one point
Constantly only had one guy in our meeetings
Finally they started taking things serious and thereβs a few more now
Nice
actual fucking goat holy shit
But itβs so key to have their ecosystem in too
Thanks man, really appreciate it ππ»
I'm still stuck in the GLSL hole, need to teach myself TSL or WGSL
Mostly hanging with Google and nvidia now
that's actually so cool wtf
kokok234m4
Oh dm if you need help!
I most defo will
hello sir u dont deserve kb
I was probs gunna learn TSL because it compiles to both GLSL and WGSL so it would be insanely good for security
guys
How I would immediately use the now ai capabilities for projects
what does different account used this session mena
nvidia are doing insane stuff rn, AMD hasnt really impressed me and Intel has only just caught my attention with their new GPUs
what does different account used this session mena
Intel just launched a nice budget gpu yeah!
vokus answer
I'm super tempted to swap to it
thats what krunker tells me
Hehe what
what does different account used this session mena
VoKUS β Today at 22:46
answer vokusss
AMD is killing it in the CPU space that's for damn certain, but graphics hardware and software they are defo still lagging behind a little








