random-chat

[tropic topaz]

when were discord raids invented? 1986
discord raids in 1985:

[half swan]

I made report form on that guy

with yt vid

[flat hinge]

He got banned?

[half swan]

wasnt goin to report him but
he started to say "ezzzz"
then I got upset, clipping

[flat hinge]

Yeah he kept doing that

Challenging ppl to 1v1 and then spamming ez or you're bad

[half swan]

I mean I met him in pub lobby

[flat hinge]

Ah

I 1v1d him and he destroyed me

lmao

[half swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIBm8eHQtrk&t=22s

[hoary brook]

Any kpd officer

?

[flat hinge]

Lmao

I 1v1d him so the footage wasn't that obvious

[vast mango]

lol i think i have played against him (someone in the lobby said that a level 50 was cheating and that username fits pretty well)

[half swan]

that RAIS clan member was also cheating
I clipped him too

2 hackers in 1 lobby but no1 come

[vast mango]

that is normal

i have 21/22 helpful reports but 90% of the time no one shows up

[half swan]

once there were 4 in lobby

[half swan]

I've 10/10

and >100 hackers reporting vid

[vast mango]

it should have been 22/22 but one of them turned off the hacks since people said in the chat that he was cheating lol

[wooden crane]

the fucking what

[vast mango]

ye some people say in the game chat when they think someone is cheating and often that leads to the cheater turning the hacks off or leaving the lobby

[wooden crane]

when

[vast mango]

when they think or knows that someone in the lobby is cheating

[wooden crane]

no when did i ask?

[vast mango]

bro i think you should grow up a little

[wooden crane]

bro i think you should spell little right

[vast mango]

oh sorry that English is not my first language, there for i got a bit of a language barrier.

[wooden crane]

i was joking lol

[vast mango]

well the joke you used is quite old ngl, try to be a bit more creative when it comes to jokes in that case

[bronze tinsel]

when

[vast mango]

you were not even a part of that conversation.

[tulip thunder]

@main steppe yummmmyyyyy

[clever crown]

god that looks amazing

😋

[tulip thunder]

Ikrrrr

nom nom nom nom

[main steppe]

COTTON CANDY :DDDDD

[tulip thunder]

nomnomnomnom

[bronze tinsel]

Whend I ask

[vast mango]

I was not talking to or with you

[sweet burrow]

Krunker dead?

[warm lotus]

Ye

[wooden crane]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about krunker, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the shotgun academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cheat discords, and I have over 300,000 confirmed hackertags. I am trained in shotgun warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire KPD. You are nothing to me but just another headshot. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about krunker over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being DDoSed so you can't play krunker so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "skin inventory". You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can join any games you're on without queuing. Not only am I extensively trained in tagging cheaters, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the developer commands and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" rant about krunker was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking reddit post. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit have all of your IPs banned forever, even if thousands of innocent people are banned too. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[unique bronze]

what

[modest turret]

🤫🧏

[novel belfry]

are you stupid or are you stuck in 2018

[vocal kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/dreaming-key-smash-kitten-cute-gif-17505545

[unique bronze]

@gentle rapids Dms

[sudden horizon]

Is that actually you

[silk oar]

yes

[golden finch]

No

theres literally no kpd mfs alive

[sudden horizon]

me fr @bronze tinsel

[bronze tinsel]

yeah i just gotta scout out the uncultured black people

[sudden horizon]

?????

[bronze tinsel]

notice how they all african american

[sudden horizon]

?????????!?

[bronze tinsel]

common denominator cuh

i dont make the rules

[sudden horizon]

??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

[bronze tinsel]

mmmannnnnnnnn evelyn better

[bronze tinsel]

mannnnnnn ari better

[bronze tinsel]

no cap this movie was straight ass compared to the book series

[sudden horizon]

bro thats not even blade runner lmao

[bronze tinsel]

💀

[bronze tinsel]

u should get me a job at lenovo tbh

put a word in for me

[sudden horizon]

if rizz was a job you would have more money than elon musk

[bronze tinsel]

are they hiring racists right now

[sudden horizon]

???

u tryna get picasso a job or sum?

[bronze tinsel]

no cap u should get me a job I can design stuff well

we'd be making so much money

[sudden horizon]

ok ill get you to design the 3d models for sextudy the game vr

its either that or spiderman 3

[bronze tinsel]

if sextudy was made into a movie and pushed mainstream globally i swear itd be putting up endgame numbers

i NEED this animated and voice acted

[sudden horizon]

would it surpass overflow in cultural significance and popularity?

[bronze tinsel]

idk but id have content for years cuh

[sudden horizon]

...

[bronze tinsel]

am i cooked?

[sudden horizon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVRtM1x9wQ&ab_channel=BorislavSlavov

listen to this absolute slapper

[bronze tinsel]

man i want evelyn asmr i aint watching this shit who u think I was cuh

[sudden horizon]

???????

EVELYN AINT REAL LIL BREONZE JOE

[bronze tinsel]

man i want evelyn joi and asmr i aint watching this shit who u think i was cuh

[sudden horizon]

ok fine i will animate sextudy evelyn dominant mommy asmr just for u

[bronze tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-jefferson-gif-23867851

[sudden horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-on-a-whole-nother-level-im-geekin-gif-7171697800867053620

[rain mortar]

try to figure out what my bio says

gl :)

[bronze tinsel]

you/get/no/bitches

@sudden horizon i think i got it

[rain mortar]

nope

[bronze tinsel]

spelling issue or what

[rain mortar]

good guess but it aint that

[rain mortar]

nah

[bronze tinsel]

think u didnt translate it correctly then mate

[rain mortar]

well that prob an issue on ur end

cause trust me

that aint it

[bronze tinsel]

@sudden horizon thoughts?

[teal oyster]

Is it "you/get/no/bitches"?

[hollow tiger]

yeah

[rain mortar]

bro

no

[teal oyster]

Are you sure?

Thats what I got idk

[rain mortar]

tell me how u got it

[autumn saddle]

You/get/no/bitches?

[rain mortar]

i swear u guys might be on smth

dont say it

dont

you

dare

[bronze tinsel]

3 people all saying the same thing

lol seems pretty clear to me u get no bitches

[random mason]

daddy dray dray

[bronze tinsel]

Shoot that shit steph!!!!!

cuh is the new cade the way he has 0 help

[hallow hinge]

We all need to come together and organize an operation to revive the game. I've been playing this game all my life and I won't let her die.

[flat hinge]

fym her?

[sacred haven]

bro

how much time it can take for krunker to response an email

[vocal kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-shit-cat-shit-my-man-gif-26731553

[crimson canyon]

Your whole life. Why did you send them one? Ban appeal? If so, what’s your ign

[sacred haven]

its not ban apeal i want to recover my account

[sacred haven]

pls man if you can help me pls bro help me

[clever crown]

he cant help you

[sacred haven]

then who can

[clever crown]

nobody

[sacred haven]

why

is there no way to recover account

[clever crown]

cuz this game has no support anymore

[sacred haven]

huh

[clever crown]

?

[sacred haven]

why

[clever crown]

cuz the company that bought krunker does not care about the io version

[sacred haven]

so i have to download other version?

[clever crown]

no

you wont get your account back

[sacred haven]

;-;

ahahaha

i tried 1 paswword it worked

[clever crown]

wow

[warm lotus]

[wooden crane]

💀 are you high

[hoary spindle]

ell9

ello

[wooden crane]

stupify

[obtuse jackal]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about krunker, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the shotgun academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cheat discords, and I have over 300,000 confirmed hackertags. I am trained in shotgun warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire KPD. You are nothing to me but just another headshot. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about krunker over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being DDoSed so you can't play krunker so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "skin inventory". You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can join any games you're on without queuing. Not only am I extensively trained in tagging cheaters, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the developer commands and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" rant about krunker was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking reddit post. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit have all of your IPs banned forever, even if thousands of innocent people are banned too. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[placid forge]

is somone kpd which banns guys for scamming ?

[crimson canyon]

ye

send me proof in dms

[placid forge]

what proofs do u need ?

exactly

[crimson canyon]

everything u got. trades, chats etc

[placid forge]

aight thanks

[glacial venture]

Gotta be the gayest thing ive seen all day, very nice

[teal oyster]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RPXcbYCQw2M

@modest turret

[modest turret]

LMAO

Why did he search on tv 💀

[arctic drum]

I heard that

they closed emails

and didnt tell anyone

[long horizon]

Ok.

[sudden horizon]

@modest turret i didnt even mention bg3 once and that was my first message and bro just knows whats good 💀

i dapped up bro over the 5g wifi waves

[hallow hinge]

We all need to come together and organize an operation to revive the game. I've been playing this game all my life and I won't let her die.

[autumn saddle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5osFqdFcx20

[novel belfry]

Feels like im living in NZ

[autumn saddle]

Ew

[hazy vortex]

wut?

[teal oyster]

@nova bramble

[nova bramble]

hahahhahaha

[teal oyster]

What happened to you

[nova bramble]

wdym

[teal oyster]

You were gone

Left or account banned.

[nova bramble]

yeah

left

i wwas bored

[teal oyster]

Didnt even say goodbye

Lame

[nova bramble]

u didnt deserve 1

[teal oyster]

I thoight you were banned

[teal oyster]

Wow

[sudden horizon]

get off fn lil bro @modest turret

[modest turret]

My apologies original gangsta

[flat hinge]

meatball

[clever steeple]

2v2

[primal chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/literally-rei-chico-lachowski-chico-rei-gif-15056972337014391696

🧏 🤫

[dim sun]

who dat

[cedar zenith]

gay

[bitter crag]

holy fuck bro typed an entire fucking essay

[flat hinge]

How do i recover my account

[bronze tinsel]

How do i recover my account

[wooden crane]

support's dead bro

create another one

[night matrix]

NEVER

[obtuse jackal]

Remember your password

👍🏼

[jolly pagoda]

g.p

[flat hinge]

best update i've seen in my god damn life

[flat hinge]

Lmao

[flat hinge]

Lol

[flat hinge]

Bro what if i had alot things there bruh

[flat hinge]

worth nothing anyways

[cedar zenith]

they trying so hard to kill the community 💀

they do not want the game anymore

[crimson canyon]

they already sold it long time ago xD

[flat hinge]

fr

[flat hinge]

@verbal dome

[patent jackal]

Good pfp or nah?

[wet pollen]

Nah

Krunker pfp is NOT it

[patent jackal]

Krunker hub music then?

[wet pollen]

Nah

[patent jackal]

Nahh its the best

Ima make a mod with it when nuking it comes

Idk why

But ill Just try cus why not right

[livid musk]

geometry dash font

[warm lotus]

find songs with a good bassdrop

[flat hinge]

he is extremely attractive

Like its unreal

[fiery solstice]

anyone know how to finish the chalange cut down the big tree?

[lament zinc]

you need a frostbite for that, the axe

[bronze tinsel]

I mog

[warm lotus]

cut it

[hallow hinge]

We all need to come together and organize an operation to revive the game. I've been playing this game all my life and I won't let her die.

[real mulch]

True

Krunker is my home

[primal chasm]

frfr

[wet pollen]

Ain't doing allat till it gets functional servers

[noble solstice]

Who wanna 1v1

[flat hinge]

does anyone know the hex color code for sandy?

[flat hinge]

"LookingForMommy"

Average valorant player

[hollow tiger]

give ur omen my @

[silk oar]

He was playing on his friends account 😭

@candid frost

[flat hinge]

my valorant username is better

[hollow tiger]

rip

[flat hinge]

krunker kirka voxiom and venge are boring someone put me on to a fps w player market pls 🙏 will compensate

[flat hinge]

play a single player game

[flat hinge]

wheres the competiveness in that

[clever crown]

this is so based

[flat hinge]

majority of fps games are pretty similar

so just change the genre

[flat hinge]

ye i wanna "grind" skins

[clever crown]

where is the competiveness in that

[flat hinge]

aquire more wealth then the next guy

💀

😎

then when its boring find a dif one

but its a cycle

there really isnt fun in that

bc its a grind, there isnt enjoyment

ok dr phil

that doesnt trump anything 😭

theres a dopamine hit everytime i get closer to finishing whatever skin set or number goal i set for myself

hence enjoyment

the grind is js a means to a hit

[flat hinge]

Do it irl

[candid frost]

pause

pinging me in KB is crazzy

[silk oar]

LOL

[sage pecan]

KDP in INDIA is dead af

[north robin]

do we even have it here?

[regal mason]

whatrs kdp?

kpd?

[north robin]

krunker police department

[regal mason]

oh so kpd

not kdp

[north robin]

yea

he mistyped

[sage pecan]

ye my bad

i cant apply for this kpd, i submitted way over 20 hackers on the google form.

[warm lotus]

Applications for kpd are closed

[sage pecan]

what

soo i cant apply anymore ?

[warm lotus]

They're not accepting anyone

[warm lotus]

For now

[sage pecan]

there is hacker in indian server, he has 14 nukes and is level 15

the kpd never responds

[warm lotus]

Hacker report form ig

[sage pecan]

i did

[warm lotus]

Took 24hrs for mine to get answered

[sage pecan]

not mine, that mf is on the game for 3 weeks now

no one is banning him

L KPD

[warm lotus]

[tribal hedge]

🧛

[primal chasm]

ign?

[crimson canyon]

if you did send the evidence in #report-hackers and he isnt banned yet he wasnt a cheater

[wet pollen]

The kpd is wrong obv

[white ermine]

is the random chat random enough

or does is the name of the channel, "random chat" deceive the viewers eyes

by not being random enough

[lilac bough]

Meatball

[wooden crane]

Meatball

[sage pecan]

He def hacking.

[crimson canyon]

did you record and send through #report-hackers ?

[muted wadi]

I reported one and they banned him instantly

[strange shore]

meatball

[patent jackal]

does any1 know the krunker font?

[coarse pewter]

FFF Forward

[tribal hedge]

FFFForward

[patent jackal]

alr, tysm

[bitter hound]

Can someone gives me the latest Krunker Ressource Swapper bcz i have a css but it don’t work properly ? (in DM)

[radiant matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-toothless-dragon-lizard-dance-dancing-gif-18147614732076936345

[wet pollen]

@radiant matrix

[radiant matrix]

ah

social media law something something law

[bitter hound]

its for discord ?!

nah just a alt

i created this account yesterday

my main account is from 2018

[wet pollen]

Yeah

[barren harness]

24/7, Epitome, & woke were the most welcoming clans

[sudden horizon]

@modest turret @nova bramble @bronze tinsel

https://tenor.com/view/kyloren-sad-star-wars-i-know-what-i-have-to-do-adam-driver-gif-11159545

[bronze tinsel]

Dude put the super bowl on the order monitors at work ☠️☠️☠️

[woven helm]

r/tvtoohigh

[feral idol]

hi

@warm fjord hi

[primal chasm]

who ghost pinged me?

[kind sail]

Kennedy ad !?

[feral idol]

idk

[bronze tinsel]

why u got a grip trainer and a fortnite mousepad

actually wild combination

[sudden horizon]

both get me bitches

[bronze tinsel]

goat activities

6skillz whats your type @sudden horizon

[sudden horizon]

precision bolt haircut from baldurs gate 3 black hair that is all that matters ong 🙏

if she got that then gg

[bronze tinsel]

me on my knees for a girl with dis haircut

no cap

[sudden horizon]

short hair goes crazy seeing long blonde hair 28166182478 times a day is kinda boring

[bronze tinsel]

how u never miss

It's crazy

We need u on espn cuh

[patent jackal]

where can i download the og oasis map, trying to make a map for jump competition

[bronze tinsel]

@patent jackal Twink

[kind sail]

Jump competition? Can you invite me to the server

[willow kite]

Ok

[patent jackal]

ye

[cloud owl]

can someone give me a free contra?

ill pay 200 kr

[kind sail]

Austin’s

[teal oyster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6wimVNoJw&ab_channel=ToucherofCancer

@modest turret

[kind sail]

Damn I thought this was gonna be Elmo singing earthquake

[silk oar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1091814902080995430/1199848415845158964/attachment.gif

[golden steeple]

If anyone has unwanted stuff trade my account krunker23437

[kind sail]

Browserfps.com so bugged the crates are invisible

It’s free walls

[gleaming fjord]

someone gib kmt link

[verbal epoch]

yes ik right

[verbal epoch]

i use the glitch to my own advantage

and also

why is the texture pack like checkered

[kind sail]

Are they gonna ban for this

[kind sail]

Fr

[verbal epoch]

uhhhhhhh

[kind sail]

And my school computer has a media blocker

[verbal epoch]

same bro

[kind sail]

So like half the custom textures

[verbal epoch]

fortinet

[kind sail]

Are just x

[verbal epoch]

yes

[kind sail]

Big x

[verbal epoch]

cant use any texture pack also

[kind sail]

Or scope

[verbal epoch]

i use it for my alt only

at school

[verbal epoch]

imported crosshairs dont work

[thorny dust]

Does anyone know how to get passed the 2fa? I enabled it on my account without the app and now it’s asking for a code I don’t have in order to log in.

[cedar zenith]

ew what am i wathcing

[wet pollen]

Yeah you could contact support but they will most likely not answer

400 people online on frankfurt?

At 4 am?

[thorny dust]

Got any other ideas? I had a bunch of contras 😭

[wet pollen]

nope

[thorny dust]

I’ll pray for that email back then

[wet pollen]

Wont help

I think

[thorny dust]

Why not 💀

[wet pollen]

Ain't 2fa on yo phone

[thorny dust]

I Never downloaded an app for it so no?

[wet pollen]

Weird

[thorny dust]

Yeah

[night matrix]

alr i will give you one

for 200 kr

[loud anvil]

done 😭

but ia m lvl 10 cant trade

[night matrix]

you cant send kr when your lvl 10 noobie

you need lvl 30 to be able to send kr

[kind sail]

Yo send me a contra and I’ll send you 201 kr

[swift slate]

Download google Authenticator

[night matrix]

first send 201 kr

i promise that i will send you the contra

[wooden crane]

scam in progress

[teal oyster]

soul essence 🔥

[flat hinge]

damn

[wooden crane]

sheesh

[flat hinge]

I gave it to her trust me

[wooden crane]

Lol

[flat hinge]

wait how old is she

[silk oar]

Too old for you

[flat hinge]

damn mb i didnt buy her that

it was hokage

[flat hinge]

damn

[lilac bough]

Meatball

[night matrix]

soul essence fr

[nova bramble]

@teal oyster

[teal oyster]

tell me you choked it

[nova bramble]

no my tm8 killed him

[teal oyster]

😔

[flat hinge]

wow looks sick

[flat hinge]

nice

[silk oar]

first game with the mouse 😭

[flat hinge]

lmao

avg val player

[flat hinge]

you using your side buttons for val?

[silk oar]

only when i play raze

[flat hinge]

fair

raze is fun

[silk oar]

(almost only play raze)

[flat hinge]

same (when i play, which i don't do often)

or sage

[teal oyster]

Yuck

Happy for you

[silk oar]

the color really fits the white mousepad

[teal oyster]

What doesnt fit a white mousepad nav

[silk oar]

ye but blue goes harder

[nova bramble]

lol

[teal oyster]

Thats what you get for going through the weird underground area

Unless youre at the walljump board, in which case skill issue

[nova bramble]

at the door and mouse flick

pan i got 40 nukes first day back in a year lol

2 hour playtime

[teal oyster]

Unlucky

[teal oyster]

Good for you

I'd still win though

[nova bramble]

true

[nova bramble]

yup

dc tbh

a n uke is a nuke

100 left

then i quit forever

[teal oyster]

I miss sweating for first double on ak for lunar

A kinda fun time

[nova bramble]

i have 50ks for every lunar except secondaries and blaster knife and rl uzi

[teal oyster]

U getting tamer?

[nova bramble]

got my lunar 50ks for smg on level 3

[nova bramble]

yuh why niot

[teal oyster]

Sucker

[nova bramble]

ill prob give up at 900

and come back after 5 months

[teal oyster]

I have 50 on uzi and blaster lol

[nova bramble]

i went from 780-822 in 2 hours

ny nights are good ill switch there soon

and i have no school this week so like free morning lobbies

[teal oyster]

Are ny nights good

[nova bramble]

really guesty

[teal oyster]

I just remember fra mornings being the best

[nova bramble]

yes

ftue ruined that

kinda

[teal oyster]

Ftue sucks so bad

Joining a match via lia link just sends you to ftue

Like bitch I put in a SPECIFIC link???

[nova bramble]

fr

[calm grove]

bro WTF i got banned im level 61

why am i getting banned

[wooden crane]

ign?

[crimson canyon]

What is your in game name

[unique sequoia]

Hi gal

[flat hinge]

😃🔫

[graceful juniper]

guys my servers arent refreshing

[hearty apex]

What’s this about?

Can someone help?

[flat hinge]

You are banned

[hearty apex]

Reason lmao I can read English clearly

[flat hinge]

idk

[twin cedar]

Hi, can anyone invite me to KMT server?

[flat hinge]

/kmt

[twin cedar]

??

[flat hinge]

.gg/kmt

[twin cedar]

oh alright

thanks

[tulip thunder]

we love sidney

[clever crown]

my favorite hobby

[tulip thunder]

Ninoku based

nino u shld follow my new twitch too

old one got suspended

[clever crown]

did u say slurs?

also send link

[tulip thunder]

Nope mass reported

[clever crown]

oh

sad

[tulip thunder]

Its in my bio

[earnest delta]

1v1 for 2k kr1v1 for 2k kr1v1 for 2k kr

[clever crown]

done

[tulip thunder]

lick my balls for 2k kr

[earnest delta]

10k

[obtuse jackal]

15k

[calm grove]

sprimo

[teal oyster]

Hello teddy

[kind sail]

Does this update come with free spin?

[wooden crane]

nope

[obtuse jackal]

Light mode

[crimson canyon]

@clever crown mhm

[obtuse jackal]

Yes

[clever crown]

shit

[crimson canyon]

[silk oar]

spending habit

[teal oyster]

no way

how much was the bundle

acutally I'll just check

[silk oar]

1650

[teal oyster]

you're actually braindamaged 😭

[silk oar]

its cute :3

[teal oyster]

brother spending 1650 val points on 3 calling cards, titles, and 2 gun buddies

you're actually valorant's target audience and it's disgusting

[silk oar]

u gotta calm down its not that deep 😭

[teal oyster]

no

I hate riot

[silk oar]

my bad ill go buy some shit cs skins instead

[teal oyster]

as you should

[silk oar]

too bad cs is so ass rn

so thats never happening

[teal oyster]

at least cs I can develop a gambling addiction

valorant doesnt have anything

[teal oyster]

I still enjoy it, maybe if you care about rank it sucks yea

but as a casual-ish competitive game its pretty fun

[silk oar]

idc if u enjoy it

game is so ass rn

😭

[teal oyster]

especially since new ranking system puts like everyone in silver

[teal oyster]

yea you know what shut up

[silk oar]

nah cs is deadass so ass

[teal oyster]

have you like given it a fair chance after latest update

honestly good

[silk oar]

a fair chance?

dude i have 2k hours on cs lol

[flat hinge]

val aint better

[teal oyster]

I was silver for ages, then they updated ranked and I got to mg or smth

and silver is way more fun

[teal oyster]

how does this matter nav

[silk oar]

are u braindead

[teal oyster]

when we're comparing cs2, and 2k is likely 99% csgo

[flat hinge]

Idk

[silk oar]

well obviously ive played cs2 aswell

game is still ass

[teal oyster]

even after last update?

[silk oar]

yes ofc

i always got cs installed

game is ass 🔥

[teal oyster]

eh

well since you dont care about my opinion, I will have to accept your mediocre take

no

sure

if you're on a horrible pc just play val

[silk oar]

im sorry but cs2 has barely brought anything good

game is jsut ass

[teal oyster]

its so easy to just not get banned

[teal oyster]

yes this is true

however it's still better than valorant

[silk oar]

at this current moment?

Nah.

[teal oyster]

val is just so mid

[silk oar]

ill play val over cs anyday

[teal oyster]

I think I just dont like val cause I really really really dislike the community

[silk oar]

yes racist community so much better

i agree

[teal oyster]

val overall does just feel more sluggish and "precise" than cs2

[flat hinge]

I agree with cs but not at its current state

[teal oyster]

nah cs community is goated what

[silk oar]

?

💀

[teal oyster]

I meet a funny cs teammate like every 3rd game, I might've ran into 2 funny valorant teammates in my whole life

[flat hinge]

Which rank

[silk oar]

maybe ur the unfunny one

[teal oyster]

how does that even factor in 😭

[flat hinge]

Yeah

Both have toxic players but cs has more imo

[teal oyster]

unless my 4-13 skye saying "luh calm duelist botfrag" is top tier comedy

[silk oar]

fair enoug

but at the end of the day

cs is ass

🔥

i know

[teal oyster]

nav do you know of hunt showdown

[silk oar]

yes

played it

[teal oyster]

alright

[silk oar]

Why

[teal oyster]

just curious

[silk oar]

Ait

[teal oyster]

yea that's plenty

[flat hinge]

crosshair placement 💀

[teal oyster]

nah what if they were proned

always stay on your toes

[flat hinge]

true

[silk oar]

the ants are a bigger threat

[silk oar]

https://twitter.com/Slade91021/status/1757857143368135068

Slade (ages strongest soldier) (@Slade91021) on X

NIGGA DIED WITH OVERWATCH OPEN LMFAOOOOOO

Twitter · Feb 14, 2024, 7:59 PM

@teal oyster im dead

😭

[clever crown]

TWOMAD NO

[silk oar]

bro deadass died with overwatch opened

gg

[clever crown]

wait is he really dead?

[silk oar]

ye

lol

[clever crown]

WHAT NO

[silk oar]

HE'S A HORRIBLE PERSON ITS FINE

[clever crown]

I ENJOYED HIS CONTENT WHEN I PLAYED OVERWATCH BACK IN LIKE 2018 OR SO

IDK WHAT HE DID THE PAST FEW YEARS

[silk oar]

he was ait in 2018

but man is he a horrible person rn

[clever crown]

was

[flat hinge]

bro ragequit irl

[teal oyster]

a

[nova bramble]

https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveGeniusEmuArgieB8-fR7CHHM5mkHKG3jF

https://clips.twitch.tv/BlushingPlumpTireJonCarnage-imNB45EYVpNALs77

@teal oyster

[teal oyster]

bro linked me twitch clips

[nova bramble]

yh

[teal oyster]

wtf is going on here

you know a vtuber or just ran into them

[nova bramble]

ran into

i was playing with my gf

[teal oyster]

mid and mid

🔥

at least you're consistent

[nova bramble]

ur hardstuck plat

[teal oyster]

what rank is this

[nova bramble]

plat

[teal oyster]

and no I'm gold 1 get it right

you saw my tracker right

the 1 score

[nova bramble]

i wwent from s3 to p2 with 2 losses lol

[teal oyster]

I got placed then quit after

[nova bramble]

me too

after 1 dasy

day

[teal oyster]

solo Qing the game I can actually win some 😭

[flat hinge]

Can i dm you about a kpd thing

[teal oyster]

no

[flat hinge]

ok

I'm doing it anways

[teal oyster]

gl

well you need to play casual to unlock it first

if you're just playing 5 placements then it'll take like 4-5 hours

val is fun if you dont care about your rank + queue with people

if you care about your rank and solo Q you're in for a world of hurt

the best way to play

is to just not play

[clever crown]

bjarny just start living a peaceful life and main terraria

trust

[teal oyster]

if you're solo-ing a game, there are SO many better games to play than valo lol

[flat hinge]

At least 5000

[clever crown]

everybody starts like that

[teal oyster]

terraria is a good time

[clever crown]

play on playstation then

[teal oyster]

blows mc out the water

that sucks

[clever crown]

ffs bjarny

youre trolling

[teal oyster]

just hook up your nintendo 3ds

[clever crown]

lmao

[teal oyster]

????

[clever crown]

lmfao

[teal oyster]

how high is your monitor brother

for it to fall and hit your head

[silk oar]

what bro?

how is ur monitor so high up?

[teal oyster]

bro playing games with his head at a 45 degree angle

[clever crown]

😭

[silk oar]

ok but even what is considered max height???

i cant think of any scenario

where a monitor

falls on ur head

time to go crazy before bed

[clever crown]

gotta make a gofundme so bjarny can get a fucking monitor

[silk oar]

(im going 7-23)

[clever crown]

thats my job

😭

dodge

wait nvm youre prolly iron

winnable

[clever crown]

lmfao

how many alts do you have???

[teal oyster]

nav playing raze? wow!

spicing it up today arent we

[silk oar]

LMAO

hey man

i was kayo last game

[bronze tinsel]

Cypher best bud

[nova bramble]

ur gay

[clever crown]

(he didnt instalock fast enough)

[teal oyster]

you want to see my cypher performance

[bronze tinsel]

What's that

[nova bramble]

you

like

[bronze tinsel]

What

[nova bramble]

boys

[nova bramble]

LLL

[teal oyster]

never playing cypher again

[bronze tinsel]

what u going on about cuh

[nova bramble]

4-13

shit

[bronze tinsel]

Hard skill issue

[clever crown]

nav is a norwegian oil prince with a nasa pc nobody loads faster than him

hes just getting old

[silk oar]

my goat

[nova bramble]

me in pans rank btw

[teal oyster]

bro does NOT play smokes

[nova bramble]

well well well

[silk oar]

absoletely not

[teal oyster]

idk what this was supposed to mean but ass

[nova bramble]

gold account

ur rank

sit

[teal oyster]

I hate you

[nova bramble]

LLL

[teal oyster]

you just have to look at the other 3 games

around my 1 cypher game

[nova bramble]

i dont play on my main

thatds wwhy i am plat 2

[teal oyster]

I hate you

[teal oyster]

what do I say to you dropping this in gold 1 skillz 😭

[nova bramble]

ur gold 1

sit lil bud

[teal oyster]

gold 1 rank, immortal brain

you wouldnt understand

[nova bramble]

LMAOAO

no ur slow

[silk oar]

why is a plat player making fun of a gold player

its 1 rank difference 😭

[teal oyster]

I'm not even gold 😢

[nova bramble]

my gf guys

[teal oyster]

I want to get iron

[nova bramble]

cus ikts pancito

[teal oyster]

iron buddy would go so hard

[nova bramble]

pan my gf is higher rank than you

i wowuldnt have that

[teal oyster]

man tell her to hop on h1z1

[nova bramble]

pan you should hop on some irl shi

[teal oyster]

how was that automodded

smh

[nova bramble]

lolz

[silk oar]

my duo has one im actually jealous

[teal oyster]

REAL SHIT

[silk oar]

having a iron buddy in immortal

[teal oyster]

just drop to iron

[silk oar]

goes so hard

[teal oyster]

exactly

[silk oar]

4-2 currently

[nova bramble]

pan can u relate to

winning

[silk oar]

knife goes hard

[nova bramble]

and not being negative

[silk oar]

mwah

[nova bramble]

@teal oyster

can u relate

filling and not being shit

3-13

fire

[teal oyster]

upgrade or no

[silk oar]

havent tried non upgrade

ill try

[teal oyster]

ah

[silk oar]

after this game

[nova bramble]

pasncito

[teal oyster]

yes skillz

[nova bramble]

guess wwhat

fye

[teal oyster]

no

[nova bramble]

im sorry

[teal oyster]

no

I dont think you've ever said that to me ever

[nova bramble]

i got caught in

[teal oyster]

no way you bought that 3rd from left vandal

the gold vandal from bp is hella clean

wish I had it

[nova bramble]

first ever skin bluh

[teal oyster]

still bought it

[teal oyster]

recon spectre is hot

[nova bramble]

ik

[teal oyster]

astra tier 10 reward?

[teal oyster]

1 sec I'll send mine

[bronze tinsel]

I have the shiny bp axe

[nova bramble]

L

[teal oyster]

if you got all these from night market then you just have god luck

[nova bramble]

most

[bronze tinsel]

its fire

[teal oyster]

thats loadout

[nova bramble]

ooh you have some nice skins (only vandal phantom and knife)

i wwish i had that knife bruhh

velocity so ho

r

hot

my pride and joy

[teal oyster]

yea basically

I have like 4 vandals I think

[nova bramble]

damn wtf

oops i have 4 now too

[nova bramble]

oo h very nice

i wwas too broke at the time to buy champ 2022

[teal oyster]

if we exclude bp then 4

[nova bramble]

nice vandals

[silk oar]

i bought that knife with faceit points

good old days

[teal oyster]

idk why I even bought them

I dont play the game lol

[nova bramble]

ik u got me bro

[teal oyster]

ion is ass

I have the sheriff

[nova bramble]

you got me right

[teal oyster]

too chunky

[nova bramble]

me 2

[teal oyster]

I already talked my shit to nav about this bundle

1650 is wild

[silk oar]

this buddy goes hard with the vandal

[nova bramble]

okay but i dont wanna spend more money but my gf wants to match

[nova bramble]

wait wwtf it does

[teal oyster]

then get her to buy it for you lol

[nova bramble]

SHE MADE ME MATCH PFPS INSTEAD

[nova bramble]

nah i ain a loser

ill buy it for myself and her probs

[teal oyster]

unlucky

[nova bramble]

8 years of legacy cat pfps ruined..

[teal oyster]

ive had this pfp since day 1 😎

[nova bramble]

goat

[silk oar]

IM NOT ALONE

[nova bramble]

he kinda bad

[silk oar]

its the premier buddy

goes so hard

[nova bramble]

yeah

[teal oyster]

yea that's about right

you making noise or shooting through it?

tracked or scanned? in common spots?

unlucky

[radiant matrix]

dafak is that

[teal oyster]

reasoanble

[crimson canyon]

Why is everyone so good in valo and I suck haha

[silk oar]

chat are we winning this

[radiant matrix]

choke

[silk oar]

get me out of this shit rank 😭

[crimson canyon]

Aren’t you gold?

[silk oar]

oki thats enough gaming for tonight

[crimson canyon]

Ez shit map tho

[silk oar]

no I love icebox

great raze map

[crimson canyon]

Nah I don’t like

[nova bramble]

get radiant#1 then talk

iron 3

[teal oyster]

send lastmatch

not bad

account level?

94

I'm surprised

I thought you never touched val lol

🥶

bro has a pc that cant run anything but valorant, a mouse that falls apart, and a monitor that broke by falling on his head

you're actually in a cartoon

ah

new bundle is ince

nice

sounds are a bit too blastery

for me

[crimson canyon]

Lvl 57 I think

Or 59

[teal oyster]

🔥🔥🔥

you should get iron and get the iron buddy next episode

episode 6 I just dont have a single match lol

😎

wait the new bundle is just 2 guns and a knife lol

tracker.gg

maybe tracker doesnt keep track idk

I too cant find it

wait no

click on "show more" in competitive overview

I only have 10 aces whaaat

I think have over 50% of them on video then lol

apparently I only have 1 1v5

man why do they also have a clutches lost stat 😭😭

yea I'm just the goat what can I say

the real flex

I'm the goat

[teal oyster]

@nova bramble definitely cant relate to this

ok wait tehse stats are fucked

there is 0 chance I have ZERO mvps

[nova bramble]

i cant

[teal oyster]

yea what I do have at least one 😭

jesus

[teal oyster]

@modest turret

[modest turret]

RHATS CLAL OF DUTY

[teal oyster]

yea so what

[modest turret]

OVERWTS

Ovewtsgc

Woverwatch

[teal oyster]

I think my only ow clips are me fucking up

[teal oyster]

like how am I not goated??

[modest turret]

I QOULD RAW DOG YOU IN RAW AIM

[teal oyster]

I love how

I took 200 full ass damage

from junkrat's death bombs 😭

[modest turret]

Well panto

This is why

[teal oyster]

mmm nah

[modest turret]

You don't walk into his bombs

[teal oyster]

kap is better than you

and I beat kap in raw aim

therefore

[modest turret]

Woah woah woah

He only like

Plays tank

[teal oyster]

bro he grinds like fps chess

and I put him in the dirt in krunker

you as well

[modest turret]

I destroyed him in 1v1s during queue

With 76

[flat hinge]

Tf is fps chess

[teal oyster]

guess

[modest turret]

Figure it out

[flat hinge]

first pigeon siege chess

Shit

[teal oyster]

yes

[flat hinge]

Messed it up

[modest turret]

@teal oyster @teal oyster @teal oyster

I beat

[teal oyster]

you dont

[modest turret]

Wait I forgot what I was gonna say

[teal oyster]

???

is your laptop a series 1

bro can only run like WoW

[modest turret]

If i had fps chess I'd make panto my bitch

And slave

Do I have to know how to play chess to play fps chess