random-chat

[cunning jungle]

😻

[modest turret]

Skimming throguht it tho

38 minutes is like 2 minutes away from 40 minites

[cunning jungle]

38 minutes is the outro

skip to the middle of the video where he's blowing shit up

[modest turret]

Bruh this dude is 31

He looks away younger

But the explosion is pretty col

[cunning jungle]

yea it's wild

[north veldt]

is there really no way for me to make a krunker account :(

[carmine falcon]

hello

[flat hinge]

Love to slide and Danix

[carmine falcon]

:/

wdym

[flat hinge]

I meant Love to slide and Danix

[bleak yew]

[sterile solstice]

pp

[north veldt]

HOW DO I MAKE A ACCOUNT 😭

it crashes every time

[flat hinge]

you dont, the game is fucking broken

i am incredibly sorry

[north veldt]

i cant fnid anything about it on google

when did it happen

[flat hinge]

recently

[north veldt]

is it ever gonna get fixed?

[flat hinge]

frvr stopped updating the game

[north veldt]

😭

[flat hinge]

they're investing all their ressources into the gutted p2w version

[north veldt]

gutted sounds good p2w sounds bad

[flat hinge]

gutted means that the main game mechanic of slide-hopping just isn't there

[north veldt]

oh trash then

was hoping it meant more simple like quate

quake

no skins ect

[flat hinge]

when something is gutted it means it has had its intestines and other organs removed

[north veldt]

ik

i thought they gutted bloat and not mechanics

like skins and other trash games have

[flat hinge]

well organs are pretty important for a living being to function

worst part is that krunker's maps were built around the fact that slidehopping exists

now the maps are scaled horribly out of whack

[late adder]

happens when you fool around too much without real know-how eh

[flat hinge]

frvr devs don't know how to play krunker i think they got confused by the slidehopping and so they removed it

[vocal kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1150762575554953266/gug.gif

[idle nest]

lf baler ak

[warm lion]

lf balr gato

[vocal kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dimden-cute-cat-mean-gif-22892687

[sterile solstice]

L

[civic briar]

how.

that's a barely 10k BLASTER SKIN for a 15k shotgun

[sterile solstice]

ik lma

dammit thought u had tism

[civic briar]

idfk bro i dunno too much abt trading

[vocal kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/mgaw-meow-cat-doorbell-cat-ring-doorbell-cat-door-cam-gif-14475167709107138291

[solid apex]

How to register in the cranker?

[hoary tundra]

sugar

[vocal kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739530456567119955/1102742299659743262/DEB4C8AA-C43C-44CE-8DB1-086494D02A83.gif

[flat hinge]

Simple

[civic briar]

is this jump possible or is it a troll because it feels like there's an invisible barrier

[carmine falcon]

:.

[fathom hamlet]

[phone]

i am depri

pls call me

[flat hinge]

what map is this

[pearl dagger]

nah it is possible, you can try using 30 fps or jump without stopping pressing W

[stray hull]

am i allowed to promote my own krunker server

[acoustic stone]

Zach Herron from Why Don't We

Wilhem from Young Royals (actor is Edvin Ryding)

Simon from Young Royals (actor is Omar Rudberg)

[safe yarrow]

peter griffin from family guy

[carmine falcon]

hello

[thorny plover]

Can I join someone clan?

[frank adder]

Hi, I'm looking for people to play soul sanctum in the Brazil region, thanks :3

[civic briar]

w or l

[fickle path]

dont even think

a tomic has so much vaue

[civic briar]

what?

[fickle path]

i meant

dont even think of the trade

atomic has got value

[flat hinge]

IS300 my beloved

[flat hinge]

i wish that car had a turbo ngl

[vocal kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081514959856468090/1167088120706113546/togif-7-1.gif?ex=654cda83&is=653a6583&hm=c3a5fa1f7a7655ad7c1adce673500b4e73209ea82fe7947e65709cbb8534ac8f&

[flat hinge]

i have a better idea

getting a nissan silvia

the s14 is hella rare

pls tell me you're talking about the car

and not the 34th rule

good

i saw a red 2005 IS here

i wanna talk to the owner

I can't

it's gonna cost as much as a GTI

nah hatchbacks are boring

there's an e36 in pristine condition here

i'm back on my jdm phase now

ok

[obtuse jackal]

Ok

[pastel jetty]

☠️

[pastel jetty]

that word has another meaning

its fine if youre mentioning the car

[fresh onyx]

https://youtu.be/hbDrl4YR2FU?si=MtBEM_aWmaQn38E5

[flat hinge]

Crazy

[carmine falcon]

hi

[fresh onyx]

U know what it means?

[keen rover]

ya

it means he was kind of mad

[sudden horizon]

@cunning jungle lets play football

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-football-world-cup-ishowmeat-gif-1141350068902019596

[cunning jungle]

HOLY

[haughty arch]

overwatch players when they realize they have to go outside to travel to the world cup

[acoustic stone]

https://tenor.com/view/canada-soccer-sam-adekugbe-gif-24706777

Average Canadian Person ^

[harsh thistle]

mmm snow

[plush mantle]

Algún latino aquí xD

[flat hinge]

as a canadian i can confirm

[fresh onyx]

It means son of a wh ore

[south tapir]

UR NOT LIKIN MY VIDS???

[fresh onyx]

Whaaaat?

U dont show me

🤨

[south tapir]

check my channel u doodoo

[fresh onyx]

I liked

[vocal kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741372338158698566/1164743209822457866/togif-2.gif?ex=654452a5&is=6531dda5&hm=5e592854e3560675db34570f963ea28bdfff2eb0afda31c2126b99c1b4839a61&

[obtuse jackal]

I agree

[fickle path]

Guysssssssss

I found a unobbbbbbbb

In my first spun

[tiny plinth]

Respect goes both ways respect me ill do the same be a asshole to me and ill block you. In the best way possible ill try to tell dont mess with me

[carmine falcon]

cap

[proper smelt]

Thought u were kpd

[stuck flame]

@frozen shuttle this yours? 😂

[frozen shuttle]

i wasn’t apart of the bundle :(

[vocal kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978722741748375552/1153160435265179668/caption.gif

[hoary tundra]

...

I'll crush u radiant hard

[proper smelt]

Valorant reference

[clever crown]

@silk oar i love it when my support heimerdinger with smite goes 1-17

[silk oar]

Forget to swap or was trolling?

[clever crown]

i think he was genuinely trying to be useful with that smite

[silk oar]

😭

[keen rover]

s/o

[eager lance]

did you know that if you don’t breathe you die

[silk oar]

@clever crown my MMR is crazy 😭

[clever crown]

wtf

[misty oriole]

men are men wemon are wemon THEN WHAT AM I !?

[flat hinge]

you are default_god (halloween addition)

[barren harness]

Techjoyce playing krunker is craaaazy

[proper smelt]

Wow that tool can be used for something else too

[barren harness]

My signal so slow, It's taking ages to send the vid 😭

[idle ingot]

aw that might actually be the most wholesome thing ever posted here ☠️

[glossy wyvern]

anybody want to hop on main lobby

[warm lion]

woah

i wish I had a solenoid rn

but I don't wanna dislocate my shoulder so nvm

[grizzled ibex]

anyone got credit card gens for nitro , none works

[grizzled ibex]

why she sounds like water rice

[grizzled ibex]

and she also got james charles pfp

wait

it is her

• she got the pellucid ak and vanta

[flat hinge]

Breh good morning

[misty oriole]

:OOOOOO

[half swan]

wow

[flat hinge]

i apologise for the tiktok watermark

[drifting lichen]

wtf

ugly as hell bro

[flat hinge]

Would you like to annoy every girl within a 500-mile radius? This bih sounds like a National Geographic documentary on African wildlife. And if that's not enough for you, it's also got a blown tf ou Bose sound system to blast the most horrible Phonk beats nobody likes except VQ owners and 15yo kids who play FR Legends

[drifting lichen]

my level car

[ionic flame]

where can i find crosshair

[carmine falcon]

i told u

in #game-discussion

[deft steeple]

better discord 🤓

[half swan]

only discord tos not krunker

[flat hinge]

just sayin

[half swan]

make

sense

[sudden horizon]

Found your alt @cunning jungle

[cunning jungle]

so true

[rotund gyro]

d

[flat hinge]

@flat hinge anyway here's a graph of the general trend of the popularity of krunker

I only really started playing in late 2021

i started in 2019

this shit is like half a decade of my life

[timid forge]

i also started around 2019

used to play at 2018 as well

[flat hinge]

I remember when people were like betting on krunker. Now when i tell people i play krunker they think im a weirdo

[timid forge]

i think i can get 4 year capoe

[timid forge]

i used to trade so much on krunker lol

[flat hinge]

I have like 750 trades I think

[timid forge]

i have like 40

nvm i did not trade so much

[flat hinge]

isn't there not even a 4 year cape

[timid forge]

there is

[flat hinge]

there is

oh

they released it like 1 year late xd

oh my god last years halloween event was a year ago

can time slow down pls

[graceful harbor]

💀

[vital hull]

nice class sidney very cool https://clips.twitch.tv/AliveInterestingWalrusTF2John-vqkFLoFPvxrwvEAU

[crimson canyon]

„New secondary“ how many years ago did the last „new“ secondary get added to the game xD

[vital hull]

just now

gbs sidney 🙏 🙏

[willow kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/672158896852566016/1168431207764197376/Screenshot_2023-10-30-05-04-36-48_3aea4af51f236e4932235fdada7d1643.png?ex=6551bd5c&is=653f485c&hm=60d29028bac6529157734610c45f24e7737cca14edeaaaa22457b58ce594dc6b&

So this is real?

[bronze hare]

what in the flipping chedda cheese

[flat hinge]

@vapid hawk

[silk oar]

Oh shit?

Weird how change logs didn’t post

[humble bobcat]

Yea I thought so as well

They maybe broke the bot and haven't fixed it yet

[flat hinge]

I think it stopped like 2 or 3 updates ago lmao

[sacred pivot]

wow how id love to run around with a boulder in my hand

[grizzled frigate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893897226793934849/1168291831109406730/image.png?ex=65513b8e&is=653ec68e&hm=5d290a044c8a03f9986605c4d5752d6cf42e5270ecfefb703938f6c549396813&

[cunning jungle]

extreme track toys

[grizzled frigate]

similar handling to the sesto elemento

[cunning jungle]

is this hot wheels

[grizzled frigate]

i want a jesko but the bids r so competitive

no this is forza horizon 5

@crude bough

[crude bough]

Lmao

[clever crown]

@silk oar starting to play mid now

55 minute game

[silk oar]

100k 😭

[clever crown]

i oneshot the aurelion behind his nexus

[fresh onyx]

https://open.spotify.com/track/07miQb315ezd5obb3PPzQB?si=osh1-a3FQcmGECrxfQT38Q

Dark rap?

[willow kite]

zillakami 🐐

[fresh onyx]

[glacial venture]

https://youtu.be/EjCvJmhfsLw?si=tFkK-bon_vU5yici

@fresh onyx

seems like your kinda vibe

[willow kite]

oh lord tech n9ne

[glacial venture]

techa nina

[snow cradle]

thanks for making me remember that i didnt get the "wave 100" challenge 😭

rest looks cool tho

[hexed narwhal]

@open ibex

[open ibex]

should be like 2 years old now no

or 3

[hexed narwhal]

2.5 yea

[open ibex]

W

[fresh onyx]

Car

[flat hinge]

@gleaming anchor

[gleaming anchor]

bruh

[flat hinge]

lol

[exotic sapphire]

the game turned into a boulder meet up lmao

[little jackal]

gj

[exotic sapphire]

ok that's not scary at all

[cunning jungle]

they also broke the chat box

it stays on your screen until the message is too far up and gets removed lol

[exotic sapphire]

can't u just do that with the chat settings?

[glacial venture]

You can adjust height not width I don’t think

[exotic sapphire]

ah

[radiant matrix]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KrUkoo9d0Cg @glacial venture @flat hinge @thick bison

[glacial venture]

That one’s funny too

[thick bison]

ah yeah natt
finn is the top one, he can't do the voice but I love him too

[radiant matrix]

watch till the end

[flat hinge]

lmao

[radiant matrix]

holy fuck

there should be another clip

when it starts off with a girl voice

[flat hinge]

jealous ngl

[radiant matrix]

then the deep guy voice

[flat hinge]

i don't need to train my voice i already sound like a girl

[cunning jungle]

@silk oar

[flat hinge]

Finn has an of

[civic briar]

wow OK

[warm lotus]

Good job mate

[jolly pagoda]

i wanted to send a medal clip but ig that aint possible :(

[warm hinge]

im the only krunker player IN THE WORLD rn that can show this

@loud sapphire verify me

• streamer with almost 1k
• richest trader in new zealand
• owns biggest trading clan in the world
• longest play time in the world
• first krunkie owner!
• MAIN CHARACTER IN THE NEW KRUNKFILM BY @slate canyon

[flat hinge]

Noon isnt game staff anymore

[warm hinge]

i know im joking but i just wish i got verified before frvr took over 😭

[clever crown]

longest play time😭

[warm hinge]

😭

[clever crown]

that is sad

[flat hinge]

How the fuck

[warm hinge]

definitely not afk!!!

real!

(its from afking)

[flat hinge]

Still sad

[cunning jungle]

krunk plaza

zz

[flat hinge]

[tiny plinth]

[cunning jungle]

can traders even drop a nuke

[clever crown]

no

[warm hinge]

im level 104 with like 30 nukes 💀 so nope

[tiny plinth]

that nitro booster was enough for me

[flat hinge]

lmao

[flat hinge]

16 nukes

Atleast on that account that you sent

Idk about alts

[warm hinge]

for some reason my game stats dont update. youll notice the the game time says like 215 days or smt but lederboard says 250

honestly no idea why. but ive gotten at least 15 nukes since it stopped updating

[flat hinge]

O right i see

I have 1 nuke

I'm lvl 21 i think

[warm lotus]

there are two types of krunker players: those that can trade and those that drop nukes

555 nukes goes crazy

[flat hinge]

What if I'm neither

I have 1 nuke and I'm lvl 22

[warm lotus]

You'll become either one

later on

beginners are beginning

[flat hinge]

Nuke probably ion wanna trade

[warm lotus]

1 nuke at lvl 22 is good tho

[flat hinge]

Got it at lvl 19 in kranked ffa

Went 42-1

[warm lotus]

My first nuke was at lvl 63

[flat hinge]

Trading sucks ass these days

[warm lotus]

crazy

[warm lotus]

Nuking is better than trading imo

[flat hinge]

I dont do either so Idk

[clever crown]

good

[flat hinge]

Trading seems boring

[warm lotus]

My best one is this

[clever crown]

you dont wanna deal with the trading community

[flat hinge]

Who cares about having a skin that's worth like 300k kr

[flat hinge]

Kranked or normal?

[warm lotus]

Normal

[flat hinge]

Damn

[warm lotus]

kranked best is like 63 but like 2 deaths 😭

[flat hinge]

Kranked best is 42-1 for me

What class do you use

Trading only really happens in kmt these days from what Im hearing

[paper flume]

they massacred my child...

[warm lotus]

Usually famas

if I wanna break ankles it's smg

[flat hinge]

Famas players scare me

[warm lotus]

I only have lunar smg and famas 😭

[flat hinge]

I used to use smg but now i use ak

[paper flume]

i will reacquire gore and kick everyone clearly, needs to happen immediately/j

[warm lotus]

lol

[warm lotus]

Gore is a ded clan

[paper flume]

krunker is a dead game

[flat hinge]

well I've been using crossbow for fun recently

[paper flume]

i just want my first born child back

[warm lotus]

Who dat

[warm lotus]

Knife chucker fav weapon

[clever crown]

join us

[flat hinge]

No

[warm lotus]

Breh why it's not that hard to play famas

[paper flume]

gore clan 😔

[warm lotus]

?

[flat hinge]

If you don't instantly headshot them 3 times you're dead

[warm lotus]

did you own gore before?

[paper flume]

yeah lol

probably some edgelord emo krunker kid owns it now

[warm lotus]

fr

[warm lotus]

lol

[paper flume]

can t believe my wife punted our baby

[flat hinge]

At first i was a sniper main but I realised I'm ass

Then i switched to smg but realised my movement was shit

So now i use ak

[paper flume]

tldr, you're ass

[flat hinge]

Yes

[snow cradle]

Damnnn congrats

[obtuse jackal]

What the fuck holy shit

You are real

[warm lotus]

smg with walljumps is crazy

[flat hinge]

boulder in a straight line

[tame ember]

Want to be part of a social experiment? DM me to answer 4 simple and easy questions! It helps a lot!

[half swan]

eated?

why not "maked" 💀

[flat hinge]

Because he eated the cookie he made for the blue guy

[vocal adder]

Ate

[flat hinge]

I know I ate 🔥

[vocal adder]

That's it

It's over for u

Ur on the lidt

List

Of the naughtiest children in Minecraft village country

[flat hinge]

what list

[vocal adder]

🤫

[flat hinge]

[vocal adder]

YO

THAT'S TOUGH

[flat hinge]

Hold on

He went to the hood

Look at him now

Fucking dumbass @vocal adder

Not yoy

I'm talking bout my dog

[keen rover]

💜

[flat hinge]

I think I said that to you too

But dw

I only say that because I'm ass and I'm jealous of other ppl

[dim rover]

hello what do i do with stuff i got more than one time on krunker FRVR

[dim rover]

yo sorry i dont know how can you tell me

[teal oyster]

Nothing

[inland steppe]

I found another time kfullblatant2

[flat hinge]

68-0 💀

[worldly root]

they can add a secondary and bring an old map back before adding a reskinned cape for 5y

[flat hinge]

how many sane people have made an account 5 years ago and still play the game

[modest turret]

@cunning jungle

[cunning jungle]

delete this

[modest turret]

Whyywywhwy

[cunning jungle]

send in sn0t

[sudden horizon]

@cunning jungle do u know how i change the crow pins to default ones like if i wanted to make the sad face a thumbs up

[flat hinge]

kill

yourself

now

[sudden horizon]

Reported

[flat hinge]

ok

[sudden horizon]

You broke rule 7

[flat hinge]

ok

[sudden horizon]

Have fun with the ban

[flat hinge]

ok

stfu kid

lmaoooo

[cunning jungle]

those go in player pins

[sudden horizon]

Yeah im putting you on tiktok

[flat hinge]

ok

be mad

[sudden horizon]

But like how did i get that sad face there i dont remember

[cunning jungle]

it's the default

[flat hinge]

@sudden horizon fuckin incel

[cunning jungle]

is this feed

[sudden horizon]

You are racist

[flat hinge]

and

[sudden horizon]

Oh and if i change it then im fucked and its gone forever?

[flat hinge]

[cunning jungle]

lemme test

[sudden horizon]

Uh oh spaghetti o

[cunning jungle]

i think it goes back if you unequip or something

[sudden horizon]

@flat hinge i am sigma u r not

[flat hinge]

@sudden horizon i hope you combust rn and die in agony

[sudden horizon]

Cry more

Sorry but sigmas never die

[flat hinge]

fax

[sudden horizon]

Sucks that u r not sigma

[flat hinge]

i’m better

[sudden horizon]

So ligma! 😹

[flat hinge]

[sudden horizon]

Ur not homelander lil bro pipe down

[flat hinge]

ok

[cunning jungle]

you actually cant unequip pins

that's borked

[sudden horizon]

So it just fucks u permanently?

[cunning jungle]

if you swapped the sad emote with the thumbs up

you would have the pissed emote slot open

[sudden horizon]

Hmmm

[cunning jungle]

and you can keep swapping them

until you equip a 3rd pin

kinda of a oversight but not that big of a deal in the first place

also max maisie rush is a cracked team comp

[sudden horizon]

I cant theres no option to and the sad emote on the character pins insnt in player pins

[flat hinge]

s t f u

[sudden horizon]

Say this to my face

HA GOTEM

DAB ON EM

[flat hinge]

i totally would

[sudden horizon]

YA YEET

[cunning jungle]

i meant the crow thumbs up my bad

[sudden horizon]

Oh

[cunning jungle]

also cant believe i finished hypercharge unleashed without playing as charlie or rosa

[wraith pecan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMf2QnqE_XY

[hollow fossil]

yoooo been a while since i got a relic XD

[flat hinge]

Nice

[hollow fossil]

:)

[warm lion]

been a while since I spinned

[sick bronze]

umm yall

so i started a debate with my friend and umm yall need to help

SO

do you like

soggy french fries

or

cripsy french fries

:).

[flat hinge]

Crispy

[sick bronze]

YAY TY

[flat hinge]

I'm a reliable source, I'm from belgium (we made fries)

[flat hinge]

Belgian fries are okayish

[sick bronze]

YAS

PLS

GIVE ME ALL YOUR CRISPY FRIES

I NEED

:C.

[flat hinge]

Both are good

[sick bronze]

so- y-y-you like soggy f-f-fries?

_<

[flat hinge]

Belgium invented fries

[flat hinge]

I know

[sick bronze]

verified

[flat hinge]

Idk what the place was called but I ate fries in Brussels that were authentic belgian fries according to our tour guide

never trust tour guides

[sick bronze]

o

yes

dont

[flat hinge]

Idk the other places were full of other tourists

And I got chocolate from Neuhaus

[sick bronze]

o

[flat hinge]

Expensive but good

[sick bronze]

nah my broke ahh cant get xd

[flat hinge]

I usually dont spend money on such things but it was maybe the only time I ever visited Brussels

[sick bronze]

cool

[flat hinge]

If you want truly authentic fries go to a "frietkot"

[flat hinge]

Just looked it up on google maps, that was a frietkot

Damn

[sick bronze]

e

[flat hinge]

My stats haven't updated so my nuke isn't here

[flat hinge]

💀

[wraith pecan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMf2QnqE_XY

@rich delta

[rich delta]

ty

[wraith pecan]

i gotchu

[rich delta]

tf is this

i need tips

not clips

[wraith pecan]

the clips are the tips

[rich delta]

no like arent there any tutorial videos

like how there usually is for COD

[wraith pecan]

the tutorial is that you aim

[rich delta]

?

least helpful advice ever

[flat hinge]

There are

[rich delta]

link some pls

[wraith pecan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMf2QnqE_XY

here you go @rich delta

[rich delta]

stfu

[flat hinge]

https://youtu.be/5c7yZFJHR6A?si=pGIxpN5mm6Xu5ERS

https://youtu.be/AnSbnTQoFB4?si=uCtGMDVOBvnIDOk_

[rich delta]

ty

[flat hinge]

https://youtu.be/ACz2DfhvamA?si=DF-D0XUyQYl_3-9D (movement)

[wraith pecan]

broooo

wrong video

[rich delta]

stop promoting yourself

[rose marten]

is anyone here trading moon feather i got an offer

[dull copper]

its chips

[civic briar]

cop or drop

i have just the ammount of kr to buy this

[silk oar]

Looks nice

[flat hinge]

I need hoodies in pastel colors

[grizzled frigate]

raman’s hoodies

[flat hinge]

Idk what he wears

[civic briar]

he can't accept the fact that all people ask for overpays when DGing

[stoic pond]

bro is trading when i dont even have a skin

💀

[keen rover]

hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of Krunker love

[flat hinge]

I understand them

You probably destroyed them

[night badge]

i have lost it

[keen rover]

i just won, no need to be that toxic imho

[flat hinge]

hi im new here

[clever crown]

@silk oar im pregnant

[silk oar]

HAHAHAHAH

[clever crown]

ayo

not coolio

[flat hinge]

dw I wont turn it into a sticker

[clever crown]

good good

[unique bronze]

come back bro 🛐😭

[nova bramble]

@teal oyster

cute edaters

[teal oyster]

🐗

Oh thats a boar

On android it looked like a hamster

You have the nerdiest name imaginable

[nova bramble]

ikr

[teal oyster]

What does it mean

[nova bramble]

i dont know

it was ironic

[teal oyster]

Smh

[flat hinge]

imagine spending money on a dead game

[civic briar]

(this is not me)

[flat hinge]

💀

[obtuse jackal]

Crazy

I will take only the unob

[livid finch]

lmao killa

u all barry bots

[livid finch]

wowzers

[livid finch]

hmmm

aint cool

[civic briar]

sorry what the fuck

[livid finch]

lmao timless is timelss

[night badge]

what happend

[frozen shuttle]

g.skin frostbite

[vocal adder]

g.inv

[cunning jungle]

g.p

[lone bolt]

Does anyone know why I can't log into my account?
whenever I try to log in it appears that there is another device connected

[gleaming anchor]

cuz maybe you were hacked

[livid finch]

only rich people give kr and genours poeple too

im poor but genours

genorous*

tbh ive given a bunch of people kr

ig if u give them like 10k and up they rmbr u maybe??

[flat hinge]

if yall have funny or weird krunker chat screenshots please send me them

[flat hinge]

Breakfast

[teal oyster]

looks good

[main steppe]

nice

[livid finch]

no offense but the bread look hard

the egss look goo

good*

eggs*

is that kappa

?

[flat hinge]

Thats just the lighting

[livid finch]

oh

its soft then

also is dat kappa?

is coffee good

im not allowed to drink

[flat hinge]

I need it

Im constantly sleep deprived

[livid finch]

i dont sleep

[civic briar]

"send req for free relic"

[livid finch]

o

[civic briar]

he kept calling me poor and saying his inventory value is 80k

because he has 33 wires

and wires are boosted to 1.6k right now

he only has around 20k

and he's too ignorant as shit to accept it

[lilac vault]

Hm

[civic briar]

his entire inventory value consists of shattered spectre and 3 shit relics

[lilac vault]

I check but he has good stuff

This wings are so rare

[civic briar]

because no one sells them

[livid finch]

i think wires are epic right?

[lilac vault]

No contra

[livid finch]

what wires r u talking about

im talking about the epic ones

[civic briar]

yes

the crafting item

the crafting item everyone has

[lilac vault]

A not the epic so

[livid finch]

oh lmao

ok

what are they then?

[lilac vault]

The contra

20k i think

[livid finch]

cosmetics or what

or weapon

[lilac vault]

No just very rare item

[civic briar]

@livid finch

@lilac vault

he didn't even trade for them

he just unboxed them

and never traded

he didn't even earn them

[livid finch]

idiot

[lilac vault]

He s a pro

[livid finch]

useless shit

i just saw

people wont want them

[civic briar]

the fuck is bro on

[civic briar]

he is nothing

[lilac vault]

Better than u

[lilac vault]

You poor

[civic briar]

yea very sad

[livid finch]

no ur not

[civic briar]

keep lying about your shitty little wings being rare

[livid finch]

u got 3 contras

u also got some relics

but less than me

u only got 3

[lilac vault]

Yes but more than dripper

[civic briar]

them being richer than me doesn't mean i'm not twice as rich as you

[lilac vault]

Maybe

So go trade

[civic briar]

i don't want your dumb fucking wings

[lilac vault]

Not with me

If you want to be rich

[livid finch]

speedrunner is slow to react

maybe he has some brain issues

[lilac vault]

Xd

[civic briar]

this splattered shirt is better than them

[civic briar]

slowrunner

[livid finch]

yes

actually better im not kidding

[lilac vault]

It s your second account xddddd

[civic briar]

what the fuck is bro talking about

it would be even funnier

if i was richer than you

on an alt

[lilac vault]

Come 1v1 so

[civic briar]

bro is asking for a 1v1 in krunker

[lilac vault]

Yes

[civic briar]

we already basically did that

and i almost nuked your ass

[lilac vault]

Ahah dont think si

So

[civic briar]

i had 18 killstreak

[civic briar]

you were the only not completely shit player in the lobby

[lilac vault]

So boring

[flat hinge]

💀

[livid finch]

u r a hacker?

[flat hinge]

yeah definitely

[livid finch]

i was jk man

[crystal meadow]

how did slender + red tie win a fashion contest 💀

[livid finch]

i have no fcking idea

[crystal meadow]

I dont think there is any chance for normal players to win any of these types of events

I can see 20+ outfits better than that

[livid finch]

yes

like mine

plain old default runner

default skins always the best

i have a question

how do i die less

[civic briar]

I CANT' FUKCIGN BREATH

E

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

I DIED ON 24 KS

TO A GUEST

I HAVBE ONLY 1 NUKE EVER

[livid finch]

saf

sad*

[civic briar]

it happens once every week that i get near 20 ks

[livid finch]

u guys can get 20kills without dying?

i can only get 1 kill

its hard for me

i only play melee

yes

[civic briar]

kranked be like

[livid finch]

ur the only one playing?

[civic briar]

nah I'M PLAYING CLASSIC FFA

[livid finch]

oh

[civic briar]

how do you think i got 4600 score

[civic briar]

i said this after the round ended

because some idiots voted classic ffa

i'm gonna be afk the entire game

[flat hinge]

red boulder

[livid finch]

is that new

ive never seenn

[flat hinge]

never seen red boulder or never seen the boulder

[livid finch]

new melee?

or smth

wtf is that

[flat hinge]

new secondary

makes you heavier so you can slidehop faster

normally its green but i made it red

[livid finch]

really new?

i mma check it out

it make me thick boi lmao

[flat hinge]

idk why i made it red tbf

[livid finch]

its true

new sec!

[civic briar]

boulder skins when

[flat hinge]

never

Install my boulder mod

its called greyboulder

[civic briar]

tf

[flat hinge]

What

[civic briar]

you made a mpod for that

[flat hinge]

Yes

It makes the boulder grey

[cunning jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165055989750439936/1165459050595627058/Screenshot_2023-10-21_at_9.16.48_PM.png?ex=655027d2&is=653db2d2&hm=05145e05455de4b5ff7dfe868ed3db98d7cf29491166d50758c3d0dabe957f1d&

@gleaming anchor did you forget this is a halloween theme or what

[gleaming anchor]

this is halloween

dumbass

[cunning jungle]

@silk oar 😭

[gleaming anchor]

your actually autistic

[cunning jungle]

that's a mean word pal

all over some pixels

[gleaming anchor]

lmao

[cunning jungle]

maybe you deserved to lose

[gleaming anchor]

no u should have

[silk oar]

LMAOOOOO

Where’s the Halloween in that fit? 😭

So ass

[cunning jungle]

wouldve been a good fit like 8 months ago

[gleaming anchor]

you would have been a good fit 8 months ago

[silk oar]

Bro that fit is a mix of superheroes and medieval warriors

Idk where you’re getting Halloween off that

[dense osprey]

oh results are out

[gleaming anchor]

what do kids wear on halloween?

LITERALLY THAT

[silk oar]

who gives a shit about what the kids wear, when the competition is about Halloween costumes we talk about spooky ones not whatever the fuck you made 😂

[flat hinge]

💀💀

[flat hinge]

tf is this supposed to be btw

[cunning jungle]

not a clue

my outfit could've been better if stacking body and back items wasnt a premium feature

[flat hinge]

Still better than whatever thats supposed to be

[civic briar]

umm

[livid finch]

ack

[civic briar]

tr festive wand and plasma rifle for prism knife + 2k

[clever crown]

the finals is my favorite destruction site simulator

[sick bronze]

GUYS GUYS

KETCHUP OR MAYO

[livid finch]

water

[sick bronze]

;-;

😭

PLEASE

[civic briar]

both

[sick bronze]

.

gotta choose one :).

[flat hinge]

Mayo

[sick bronze]

OKEH

ty

[livid finch]

this guys face is fugly

[civic briar]

default triggerman face 🔥

1 or 2

[livid finch]

random chat

i like 1

1

fax

2 is ugly

[civic briar]

too bad 40% of my trading value is my shotgun skin

my ak is bad

even tho it's also a contra

trouble and mayhem

i died on 24 ks to a guest today playing shotgun

i only managed to get 1 nuke ever

could have been my 2nd

[flat hinge]

real

happened on my 3rd and 4th possible nukes

shotgun

[civic briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948962768789340200/1107710994886701127/D7B433A9-3A69-4A34-8440-DE3728295996.gif

[civic briar]

i was the user

[livid finch]

u was the dripper

[timber bluff]

what happened to the rest of the servers?

[livid finch]

they merged

[civic briar]

if i had a clip of how i died you would know how big of a part luck had in my fail

[civic briar]

yes

[livid finch]

u was also the drooler

and the dribbler

[nova bramble]

it rlly looks the same

[teal oyster]

yea it's nice, I'm surprised

there are so many chug jugs

[nova bramble]

fr

trUEE

[flat hinge]

ong

i found 3 in 1 game

w, 1.9k speed

ignore my boulder its still wip

[livid finch]

that is a thick boulder

[flat hinge]

i gave up on the texture btw

[livid finch]

its lovely

krunker people have stragen tastes

[flat hinge]

i think im just gonna make it entirely black

[livid finch]

lmao

[flat hinge]

proud of myself for getting 1.9k speed

[civic briar]

no old UI

[nova bramble]

so?

[flat hinge]

old ui sucked lets be real

[civic briar]

still more nostalgic

[flat hinge]

Guys

What are chances of getting frog from zombies on round 5?

[nova bramble]

858844592

^5

[flat hinge]

so funny

[nova bramble]

ok "Top G"

[nova bramble]

@teal oyster

[teal oyster]

nice

[civic briar]

i kept thinking i was seeing people trading a season skin..

[flat hinge]

sweat

[nova bramble]

im not even trying

i avernt played in 4 years

[flat hinge]

bot lobbies ong

[nova bramble]

its rly not

i wouldnt get. 10 bot lobbies in a row

[flat hinge]

mine was full of bots even though it took me an hour to get into the game

[nova bramble]

yeah but im on an account that has played alot this season

chapter*

so i wouldnt be getting bots

[flat hinge]

me too

i know it was full of bots because i got 13 kills and im complete dogshit lmao

[nova bramble]

i was champion rank 2 seasons ago

[flat hinge]

i dont play often, i was playing on my brothers acc

[nova bramble]

i played today 2 seasons ago and apart from that last i played was c2 s3

been playing since c1 s1

[flat hinge]

i started in s7

i played on switch though

brother started in c1s1 too

[clever crown]

since when can you remove her helmet?

[flat hinge]

dayum that fast

[livid finch]

man season 2 and 4 were the best

[harsh thistle]

eh

[livid finch]

wuts ur fav season

mine probably 4 cuz its the one where i started getting kr lmfao

[flat hinge]

lol

[livid finch]

putin plays krunker?

lol noob

xd barny

[harsh thistle]

mastery of strafing gets you really far

ignore the encryption errors

chromebook.

[livid finch]

man actuall good at parour

much better than me

[harsh thistle]

i'm in the game's top clan

[livid finch]

gg bro

so good

[harsh thistle]

but i definitely don't have the skill anymore lmao

[livid finch]

im trsash

[harsh thistle]

we all start somewhere

i started learning in the 2020 raid because i wanted the antidote

joined phil november 2021 was it

yep wow

nearly 2 years with my dream clan

[livid finch]

wuts ur dream clan??

[harsh thistle]

phil lmao

[livid finch]

relaly

phil?

thats a cool clan

[harsh thistle]

their origins were filipino

and i loved parkour

fit perfectly

[livid finch]

i hate hard pakour

[harsh thistle]

it's hard sure

but completing it is rewarding

stepping up the ranks

all your talent accumulating to do what seemed impossible

[livid finch]

i dont have talent

so u know

[harsh thistle]

you may not now

i used to be utter shit

[livid finch]

same

been like that for 5 years

[harsh thistle]

look where ambition got me

[livid finch]

u fell

[harsh thistle]

top 100 in the game

ofc nothing comes easily

but with the right mindset, it can make a huge difference

[livid finch]

whats a mindset

i don thave that

[harsh thistle]

guh

[livid finch]

uh

h

.

[upper marlin]

boulder

[livid finch]

yo wtf????

i cant even get 100

wtf>??????

i quit

[south tapir]

wtfs that

[livid finch]

dude is supa fast

[unique bronze]

Hax

[livid finch]

no

skill

[flat hinge]

I got 1.9k in pubs

[flat hinge]

Download my mod

It makes your boulder grey

[livid finch]

i did

[flat hinge]

Everyone should use it fr

[nova bramble]

YOU CAN DO THAT?

[clever crown]

YES

[fresh onyx]

https://youtu.be/InhGyEVVhgw?si=EwHZOvWs0_DvGb8_ @cunning jungle