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youve got to be playing with bots or something
aint no way 900 blunders queen
stupid ass

still losing position after i take back with rook
i hate your opponent
i do the trades
BRAVOdaREALONE deserves to be put in purgatory
your literal existence is way better compared to them
your opponent should stop playing chess
i aint even joking
inzane
PLEASE HELP ME I GOT SCAMMED FOR 5K PLEASEE DEVS MODS ANYONE
HE SAID HE WOULD SEND 5K
looks like you didnt lose much inv anyways
SO? 5K IS 5K AND I USED THAT
it's 5k relax
I CANT RELAX WITH THE DAMN THOUGHT IN MY BRAIN THAT SOMEONE SCAMMED ME
AFTER I GOT IGHBALLED FOR FUKING LUCKY CAT
pleaseeee warn him, he traded off my items his name is spy_techno
what's wrong about that
i lost 3k in a trade
now got scammed for 5k
please warn him tho
it's 5k
send an email if you care that much
how do i?
it was my main
thinking it would change anything
xd
??
nothing
how did u get it off tho?
on my acc
dont act clueless i have all the evidence
what
on my alt?
exactly
alr ima give u 1 last chance to gimme my shit
or ima dedicate my next 2 days
on banning u
choose wisely
my yt is dakthekidd if u dont believe i have 1p5k subs
hes poor
petty asf to scam 5k
he had like 3k
This is quite disappointing to read
well give it back
so you just admit to it??
even if he didnt
Ya? im not gonan lie
i have all the proof
first time mb
well anyhow
shouldnt matter
No.
just give it back so I dont have to go through the report process please
they be meat riders
fine
go to dms
uve blocked me
i unbloked u
solved?
second idk
i bought it cuz i seen him in kmt
active
i didnt think he was a no life
he doesnt even have a rank bruh
he is very active in kmt
well your first mistake was trusting kmt
but anyways
just send them a trade I guess
if they can;t
he doesnt even have the item he traded it to his alt
request it from his alt then
ok
18
nvm they used up 10
they have 8
can you just send them the trade dak
that took way longer than it should've but cool
I troll a bit ehheeh
mhm

yes lol
ily too
@cunning jungle
the engima gambit i see, very well played
nahhh but he couldve done that spanish butt fuck churro variation after that dice move tho shii
wdym it's so sexy

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so what does this prove?
that you paid for your esper?
dat wij blijkbaar scammen
Stremz wasn't the only one who yoinked kids
echt een sukkel\
or are you trying to prove something else
waht is your point?
you still havent come to the point
Nah i paid a good amount for both of my esper's

and you tell people different prices
LOL

like 350
Why is Titanboi highlighted?
1.4 for something that wasnt een 1.4
fax bon
bro go outside ๐ญ

This had me in tears
keyboard warriors when they just cant win it anymore
ratio
Way better than what I expected
You don't work out right?
i used to
Just low body fat percentage
but i guess 13 years of it becomes something
yes
Star did this to me
Imagine having a metabolism so good you just won't lose your abs ๐ญ
I asked mod to make my name something funny
photoshopped

definitely a man
can you add more detail to the armpit
and see it as a pillow
@flat hinge me too!
I have the same nav
Abs are very hard pillows
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This i mean
do it, hit up creshor
yeah hes doing like custom ones
it was needed to validate for a giveaway 
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does anyone have the old krunker hitmarker?
if u do pls send a link to it
the new one rly messed up my aim and now i cant hit a fucking shot
Fruit snacks with a carrot
what even
@flat hinge wtf sino yan
3-4
Fixed the face cuz it looked weird
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okay?
is this private lobby?
oh ๐
I've just been playing with randoms ๐ญ
didn't realize
bro I'm popping off though
im joining
cracked at skribbl
ffs bro
someone just drew a octagon and wrote "8 sides" when the word was hexagon ๐ญ
??
join us @flat hinge
what is there to be seen
I think he is showing "looking for krunkette 1"
no definitely not
proof that i have skill issues
Oh
oki
thats why votekick should be improved
or switch lobis
I think that's a bad example
vote kick just makes the cheaters go to different lobbies
paired with the screenshot of all of them being banned*
round robbin until they get annoyed
The same what literally any other game does, simply give it a timer, out of X check how many voted yes, how many no
then kick based on the result
multiple kicks in a short amount of time -> you get a timeout
its what other games do and this system successfully works
Votekick system has a great potential, but its simply unused
because
A. insta denied by some troll
B. neglect, nobody votes
git gud no votekick necessary
yes, cheaters have skill issue mostly, I beat them quite often
but still want them gone from the game
Iirc kpd panel also shows how many "reports" someone has
maybe also show the votekick amount in addition to what i suggested above
all of these things i just thought about a minute can be considered thoroughly my the dev team, they have statistics and they know how to implement it best
the way it is now is not good to begin with
the dev team is known for leaving these issues
its a flawed implementation at best
i know

so are you gonna try to talk to them or elaborate here
I already reached out to them
cuz for what i know this is random chat in krunker bunker
i try to ctrl+f on what i want to give feedback on before i actually do it to see if its a common issue
and im surprised nobody "really" mentioned it
i expected way more people talking about it
its been a common issue for the games existence
yeah, so how the fuck is krunker dev neglecting this
its like super easy to improve
it was huge years ago but no one talks about it anymre
they tried
it was kinda like u said for a while
tried what? I have not seen any proper attempt
yeah i remember kinda
but iirc there was some issue dont remember
the vote requirement was greatly reduced for weeks
but alas what acostu said, there was issues with actually good players just getting kicked nonstop
it was doing WAY more harm than good
wym good players, simply dont allow votekick on lvl X+?
kpd system good enough in theory
alts
then dont alt?
lmao
yes
well anyways, then dont alt
its a huge part of the game
removing alting in turn for votekick would piss the entire community off
ive asked people why they alt and mostly they did cuz either banned before, or abuse of rewards
couldnt be removed anyways
since they gain more kr when new
i alt because higher stats keep me playing this game
no need to remove alt, its a natural occurence, if you alt and get votekicked dont blame the system its not prohibited
so just ego
and for ego we give up on the health of the game
shoulda said that when the votekick change was made
KPD works, but barely at max, I consider myself lucky if i get someone banned
not more
votekick would be an intermediate step to counter this problem
Bro it's a game ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
and?
I dont blame kpd either, they do their job as best as they can
its the games fault
Well...
People have been slacking
So have I
doesnt matter, kpd do their job as best as they can
Just can't be asked if there's 50+ calls at once
exactly
so make the game rule out cheaters themselves with votekicks
I see 50 cheaters by simply playing some weeks maybe
like come one
this is a joke
What's xml
Ah
like how fucked has the game to be for something like this to occur
btw is there some kind of replay system for kpds?
Anticheat they had worked for lik
Which logs a game for idk 10 min
2 days
anticheat is a difficult topic
If we have recording really
especially in browser world
We can't look back on games
damn, how difficult would it be to implement a replay system which holds an ingame replay of the game, basically logging the packets
like legit someone could pull this off without even being in the dev team
I think noon said something about that before
i mean, minecraft had that idea for ages
Not sure if it was here or other server
osu has it since 2007
each "play" is recorded into a small .osr file of couple kb
which can be replayed and show what the player exactly did each millisecond
a dedicated system for kpd which holds a 5min replay of a game if someone is reported would be super useful for kpd
they wouldnt even need to join games
only load the replay, do their checks and done
and the good thing about replays, if the votekick system would be restored, it would be visible if someone has votekicked someone wrongfully
in any case, what im talking something is easy to pull off if you are a dev of the game
and not even impossible to pull off if you are not a dev of the game
obv occasion
on cheater
second cheater
no way to votekick
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what a working system
@flat hinge thats what i was refering too
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@flat hinge theres not a single session where this does not happen
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bro double pinged poor nik
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aight
krunker devs neglegting cheater problem
@flat hinge 4rth round without kpd and people denying votekick system is rigged
every single session of a krunker game a cheater joins, votekick is denied and kpd is too overloaded with other calls for rounds
why do you keep @ ing nick lol
and I dont see a call from you on the list
bro what
we were in a conversation above so i thought following up on it
dont intend to annoy him
wdym "list"?
same here
you got a log or what on krunker?
everyone, not only us
in every after 1 or 2 games i meet a hacker
i dont understand
oSumAtrIX is ign right
I'm looking at the list right now I'm not seeing it
oSumAtrIX
then explain the screenshot
yooooo is this a bug?
that would explain why kpd never join
what's the cheater's ign
taze something
it should be the last reported ign
i closed krunker after a game with him
its whatever
ok well
that's probably why there's no call
they prob just left the game
no like
nono
so basically I played a full round with him
2 rounds
and the third i left
after I saw calling kpd is futile
Is your panel keeping logs of that?
If so we might have a bug here calls not going through
no
well no
were you in the game when I sent this message?
no
i left right after I sent the ss
alright so it was possible they left then
should I play a round to test? I'll meet a cheater in minutes
and we wouldnt know
weird its implemented that way
kpd panel should at least keep some logs on who reported whom or who got reported by whom
why would that be useful though
because I can literally bypass current kpd panel by disconnecting and connecting to the game websocket after each game
or "logging in" and "logging out"
you'd have no knowdledge on "how much" someone was reported "in total"
not how it works
I could reconnect each game and reset the stats basically
well, whatever clears your panel
but why is that really useful though
it's just not
Because I see lvl 20 zooming with aimbot
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I heard from acc sellers cheaters were buying accs from them
so could also be that
The other usecase is my current one
you tried to look the case up but were unable to
?
test your panel, if calls go through or whatever happens on your end
gotchu
I have never had an issue with it
but like
of reports isnt really useful
what if they're an alt account that gets reported often
Oh btw, I applied for kpd twice so far, I've carefully filled the form, but got no response, what would you assume would be the reason I was denied? I have multiple "toxicity" reports, do you think that disqualifies me from being kpd and is the reason why it was not accepted
how do you know that?
Well, it would rank up on your panel and you would then be able to check up on the alt and eventually see its an alt
ok so
I have around 30 is what someone told me long ago
you're asking for a whole* new system
look in #game-discussion 
I dont know what goes on in your backend, i am just assuming some likely case ๐
its not worth it to put this much resources in to a system that wouldnt really be used
or be of much use
if people really cared about getting someone banned, they would get #report-hackers
I am just saying, i dont know what your routine looks like, thats why i can only assume to so much extent
yop, its not worth the trouble
trouble of going through the report hackers form?
would you have a clue about that? I'd stop about trying to apply then instead of trying to apply multiple numerous times
or trouble of implementing your system
yeah
I dont deal with appeals
that is 10 min of work
its not a ban appeal, i was applying for kpd
i got a form to apply with
how would you know that ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Not me btw
it's literally the guy above you lol
because I develop myself ๐
but are you krunker dev though
Wow
I dont deal with applications*
I have general knowledge on this topic
makes sense, whats your best bet?
ikr XD
It felt like popping a pimple
ban
ban
ban
4 actually lol
it was 4 xD
4??!!
yep
you've got a history for sure
krunker moment
๐ roasting dem cheaters too appealing
ah well then
i didnt see anywhere suggesting 80
ahem
second you have triggerman over lvl 140 but rev lvl 7 so that's an immediate deny
you need like a hundred reports
wait wym? How does that matter
my suggestion
actually, noon's I believe
ive "heard" similar numbers
my suggestion would be 80-90 looking at recent entries
yeah reasonable
sounds good
I wasn't the first, that's just what I say
what about this lol
I'm joking
damn you got me ๐
sounds reasonable
also stop arguing/trolling if you genuinely want it looks terrible and will get you denied
I like to work and get really good with a strong weapon and not waste my time with worse classes and have an allrounder skill
wym?
are you saying smg and ak gives you allrounder
oh nvm
you dont want to be an allrounder
nah i meant that these are the strongest
yeah i want to focus on 1 thing
i switched to smg after ak nerf
have you tried famas
no i love the game because zooming around, only reason x)
3 bursts?
yeah
mostly 2
just aim
then u cant aim
yea 2 bursts is common
its the best gun rn
semi sexy too
thats what she said ๐คก
if you want to improve though..
well im fairly good with smg/ak so ill stick to that, its the strongest and I am able to compete against lvl 200+
you should try semis
i find myself reloading every time i breathe
rev improved my aim a ton
I mean it's smg
but if you're just pub players then fair ig
best of two worlds
I just play all classes so I don't have to take smg slot in ranke
i only play pub yeah, i play krunker cuz relaxing to zoom around
Btw as an kpd do you have to reach a quota of bans or something?
Or do you have a certain routine or is it like you open the game play it and when you encounter cheaters you yeet them
Ik about the panel where you can pick up calls
no
kpd is voluntary, we have no routines or literally ANYTHING relating to a job
ic
it's simply perms given to players, no expectations other than a tag quota
i'd be a good fit imo lol
not difficult to reach right?
if you play krunker often not hard
especially after the surge in cheaters
daily unfortunately lol
I have no issues getting the quota
gotchu, does krunker have proper server side ac, ive never seen any fly hacks
idk how it is for others though
yop makes sense
not that I've seen
likely the same
I believe once I saw someone walljump on ak.. in ffa
difficult anyways since you can basically fly anyways
I wasn't kpd though
๐ haha
craziest ive seen is an spawnkill hack
Krunkers KPD system is a nice try to tone down cheaters, but I believe the game can only survive if the players take it in their own hand
nah
how come?
game is growing but kpd doesnt scale with that
yeah its a nice try
yeah which is why players have to take it in their own hand, guess what votekick couldve been useful for...
votekick isnt very useful
exactly
couldve
kpd ideally should deal with manual bans or high-end bans that require conversations
and kpd should only have to deal with a small portion of players that may bypass AC due to it being a browser game
I believe its also tedious to hop lobbies and ban cheaters
you likely waste lots of minutes hopping from lobby to lobby
so krunker could improve in that regard as well
I mean
I just see it as a sub-mode to krunker
not anymore tedious than pubs already are
not much for them to do there
I have no complaints with kpd itself atm
complaints as in, any QoL changes I would want
but doesnt hopping to lobbies like take at least 5s
does that matter
Inb4 i am a cheat dev and inquiring you for small information i can use against krunker ๐
I've given nothing anyways
Imo switching lobbies is what is most annoying
if it was instant/<1s I'd not care about cheaters
but its absolutely tedious to switch
actually a little
nope
ah that's what you mean
yea cheaters will always be annoying
it is what it is
i am talking for kpd
to answer 10 calls you already require 10*5 seconds
ok that's what I assumed
thats not an issue
how come
theres a lot? yoo
yes
damn, i dont false report, maybe like once each 50 times when i missclick
if I had a constant stream of guaranteed 100% cheaters
I would do kpd way more often
but going 10 minutes with 1 tag sucks
do low leveled players false report more or high leveled
yo no frkn way
thats really annoying
so if someone gets reported you see like a counter for them
even with that theres high change for false reports ?
Oh and a last thing, I usually trigger cheaters so they start to cheat more obv (reason for why theres so many toxicity reports on me)
that's what I would hope
I believe this guy also thought I was cheating
Nah like 10 false reports in a week and you out or smthn
or you dont have perms to false report anymore?
basically why does krunker not restrict people who "abuse" kpd calls like that
maybe tone that down lol
say the quota reaches <X%
I'm not a dev
idk
wait i havent finished
not speaking from a dev perspective
i mean is there any specific reason?
Cuz that would help with false reports ig?
I mean
their calls basically won't get answered anymore
but not banned from the system
And I can see that it works, cheaters dont care they literally continue to cheat or their ego makes them cheat even harder, though kpd always tells me not to call out, which i dont understand why? They say the cheaters leave, which I know they dont, i could record and proof like without a pause of the recording
So why are kpd telling to not call them out
"which I know they dont"
wrong
that's yo
they never leave
you*
well I am the one calling out, obv its me
yes
it literally works, it clashes with their ego and they start to cheat more
If i have to throw an approximate number (including cheaters who are leaving regardless) its around 1/20 times a cheater leaves when called out
literally
I dont have reason to lie about it
ok that's great
its what I can see is happening
but who has more experience with cheaters?
It doesnt matter, you can be the allmighty god, i can see when someone leaves cant i?
And i see they dont leave
but why risk it
risk what
them leaving
realize that's cause you're factoring people who don't care
leading to a higher successrate of kpd banning them?
wym?
if people don't care or have an account that's a throwaway
why do they care if they're gonna get banned?
they dont care, thats why they dont leave is what i am saying
for those who are closet cheating and don't want to be banned, if they're called out obviously they would care more?
and I'm speaking from experience
I mean
maybe out of 20 cheaters 1 is closet
they could just leave anyways
exactly
.
it triggers their ego
no
its what i literally can see
it's just easier to tell everyone to not call it out
you're forgetting I'm also talking from what I CAN SEE
That is impossible, you as KPD can not see a match until called, I on the other hand can
since calling out happens in the time where you are not in the match
you cant see it
you forget I'm a player as well lol
I'm not only "kpd"
we've seen
I have no reason to lie
call out messages in chat
I've seen
then they leave
or I'm getting evidence for a 2nd opinion
but they leave early cause someone calls them out
Okay how can I make you believe what i say, I could record an entire session of krunker. "Luckily" in a single session i encounter multiple cheaters. If calling them out shows that they dont leave, and instead messes with their ego, would you believe me?
you would literally see what i see
I've already explained
you just said that for you they leave
i said that for me they dont
i even provide visible proof
Your case would only be correct if there were more closet cheaters. Since logically a closet cheater doesnt want to be called out. It makes sense.
But it is the opposite, theres more cheaters who dont care than closet ones, which means tampering with their ego doesnt make them leave
--> new cheaters don't care, they just cheat
--> situations where they're closeting or dont want to be banned will leave
--> the "1/20" is most definitely based off the first point
Is calling them out to make them "more blatant" much more useful? Shouldn't kpd be able to see cheats as it is.. just as you saw them before?
i predicated what you would write
did you read it
Is calling them out to make them "more blatant" much more useful? Shouldn't kpd be able to see cheats as it is.. just as you saw them before?
I agree with this
Is it easy for KPD to spot?
if you agree then just don't call them out
you're taking an unnecessary risk
yes?
why wouldnt it be ๐
we literally see what you see
its krunker if i get banned i'd cry for approximately 0.1s
thats you
ye
me
ok like
reason being is that someone earlier told me kpd can join different regions
that involves issues with ping
i'd acc cry
situation 1:
- You see cheats, you call kpd, kpd also sees cheats, they get banned
situation 2:
- You see cheats, call it out in chat, roll that 1/20 chance if they leave, kpd sees cheats as they would've before, they get banned
its krunker lol
i love kruker
you're taking that 1/20 chance for no reason
but i dont cheat
you dont need to cheat to get banned
situation 1:
- You see cheats, you call kpd, kpd might not see cheats, if they are from a different region cuz ping
situation 2:
- You see cheats, call it out in chat, roll that 1/20 chance, but the benefit is high as they go wild with cheats, kpd can see even if different region
But that depends on how well kpd can see
if you say they can see well i believe you
in that case i'd agree
how much do you think 200ms changes spectate?
you're acting like it's completely different, like a 3 second difference
Quite a lot 200ms is only a bit higher than the human reaction time
So 200ms could be my reaction
it's a factor yes
yop
but aren't most cheaters in pubs blatant anyways?
so 1/20 or maybe even 1/30
just let kpd see it
comp player used blatant esp the other day and said he was watching spawns
yes because you can spawn behind walls
Anticheat is not an option for krunker
its too difficult to implement
KPD, well they can only do so much
Give the wand to the people, fix votekick
..
it is, krunkers mechanics are the worst enemy of ac
ac exists though
cap?
it literally exists
so client side is cap
cuz
browser sandbox
not possible to make a proper client side ac
impossible, they need a host to run on the machine
such as in the case of ranked
its impossible to make it for pub lobbies
If the client side ac is inside the game and the sandbox a cheat can simply disable it
theres no client side obfuscation from what ive seen
and from what ive seen also cheats dont have any real measurements against client ac
leading to the conclusion the browser client doesnt have ac
leading back to the fact that only ranked has a chance of an ac with the host running an ac externally outside of the sandbox
in pub
yes
client side
dont need, everything which is client side can be checked
thats literally what i am refering to
ok
alright sure idk
and server side well
.
fast movement, zooming/flying around
I mean yeah
heuristics
but have you ever seen a cheater getting banned without kpd?
no
yes actually
many
how long does it take for kpd to respond my application mail cuz its been several days now
its in waves
oh ok
how come i never have seen
ig it takes a bit longer cuz of holidays?
doesnt happen in pubs
but i need a form first
bruh
or at least, not live
im talking about pub
it doesnt announce to chat
no
yes but i'd see if a cheater goes poof from a lobby
??
i didnt receive it yet
2 weeks max
also not how it works
ok so you didnt receive form
like what I said here
you just said this tho?
thats right
yea it doesnt announce in chat
ah that should only take a few days
devs really busy rn
what's your ratio
104 ig
of
104/105
ok thx
yes, so if a cheater gets banned without an annoucnement they would leave the lobby right
no
I said this earlier



