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try using obs lmfao
L
bozo
LOL
we should ban this posts in kb from now on
THE FUCK
yeah just quit already
KJ WAS LIKE THE ONLY VALORANT AGENT I LIKED FOR LOOKS
Mid
wait until the "artists" will change this entire thing
KJ was always mid
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i thought someone just send a random twitch live ๐
kj was the cutest agent in valorant
L
Well....she "was" not anymore
WHAT
ok.

@willow kite
heh lul?
de_airport
all of them
LULE 
not this guy again
wer deutsch?
I saw a few markiplier the boys memes and someone in the comments recomended this clip and I thought its a great idea so I made it.
#edit #markiplier #theboys #funnyedit
yea, i think i'm gonna uninstall valorant now
i barely even play it nowadays
Why does that gif exist
discord emojis
Lmao
where's the fisting
hi guys
Hi@lilac quest
krunker hitboxes in a nutshell
https://krunker.io/?game=SV:p3q56 hacker in my lobby
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kpd hurry he might leave
:/
cry
Are you an idiot?
Oops I doxxed myself
Knew I probably did somewhere
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when i use it tho sometimes i get 1 tap kills
when there at full health
why is that
And semi auto + shotgun have 90
shotgun should be way lower since its 1 tap
immortalized
who wouldn't ๐ค
this is free money
Looks like my cousins cat
Cute.
Trigger warning for people who arent ready for how good this is
even worse with smg
ok, but techno's death at first is completely reasonable. RIP the goat.
yea lol
im not surprised, just disappointed
beast is solid
that vid wasnt anything too special, but at least that vid took a lot of work
and is entertaining for the most part
yeah fr lol
the squid game vid was great too
Hack or nah
He was camping and killing through the door on littletown earlier
Dudes not hiding anything from me except when I start to record
that seems okay till he start doing flicks
I incline to disagree
i really hope u do
I hate this game
well your image contains a blacklisted word so im pretty sure i have to delete that 
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just doin my job 
when am i getting paid

Only 0.01% of people saw my real message
well i saw it

it contained a nono bad word
.
Only 0% of people saw my message
@quick surge
yo what the fuck
Trueโฆ
Not if I pray to allah
@sullen socket maybe turn on tracers..
bad mod streamsniping
i was literally just minding my own business and then she joins lmfao
also check staff commands lmk if i did a good boy job
Lol
i love that jump
also dont ask why i fell in
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stupid addition

could u help me find that kpd who picked up my last call
i wanna have a serious talk
i dont have access to logs
f
and even if i did i cant reveal it
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L Game
probably not the best
its a contra
I know what it is
all hackusate skins this season aren't very expensive
since you most likely got a pistol
but theres only 18 in the world
you know rarity doesn't matter
when it's still being unboxed?
I mean, you literally just unboxed one
ok
which hackusate you get anyways
ah
one listed for 15k I believe
so if you were wondering value, it's about around that
I would say more like 20k
ok dont ask if its good then bruh
my bad
LokiNgl#8158 unblock me
bro didnt even look at the killfeed ๐ญ
dam bro imagine targetting
yes it is
maybe do something better than ping me at midnight lmfao
forgive my fellow co-worker he has a life threatening disease called Filipino
now hes blocked so
bruh
bruh
is there anything wrong in clearing a misunderstanding is my question
and is there anything wrong in a light hearted joke
also what does my position have to do with this, like i don't have to be modding 24/7 man
kalma

not a big fan of mach e's
coz they kinda get down the mustang name
but for what it is its shmexy
the last atcual muscle car
coz dodge went all electric
corvette now midengine
the mach e was the worst EV of the year
so mustang is the last real muscle car
bro someone told a supercharger goes stuutututututtu XD
its a corvette though. its always had supercar esque styling
whats criminal about corvettes is their steering wheel
so fucking stupid
americans cant do anything right
kinda
but b4 it was fornt engine
now its mid so its not really a muscle car anymore
you're literally fanboying over JDM cars that are now 3-5x times the price
do you know how slow a stock supra is
further it's a touring car
put it up against a civic type R see what happens
bro the toyota z6 was the car EVERYONE WANTED FR
but again
tuning potential
supras slow stock coz of the "gentlemans" agreement
but that ddint sttop yota from overengineering it
u have to accept
japanese built shit is just on another level
it wasnt detuned
fr 2jz 2step
gentleman agreement cars had higher horsepower than they were claimed to have
still doesnt make jdm bad
depends
but kinda
coz american=just straight
that ill accept
tho recently except corvette
most american cars were shit
bro thats coz they v8
all torque down low
and mofos floor it
wanna see an r 3 4 get gapped
????
clapped by an old car
literally was one of the worlds fastest production cars
VW on slicks
hmmmmmm
Germnay?
germnay?
Real vince
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yea
the bnr34 had like 330hp stock
276
nissan trolling
not only nissan
same with toyota
jdm version of mk4 supra turbo was claimed to have around 280hp
but on export markets(where gentleman's agreement didn't apply) it was claimed to have 320hp
bruh
floor muscles mmmmmm
๐ค๐ฅ๐ซ
Okay
๐คข๐คฎ
๐ฅฐ
Ye
which allowed for an octuple nuke if played right
where boosting was still permitted those days
somehow
Ye this map was amazing
man i missed that
Hope they bring it back
when i spawned into the map for the first time in 2 years i was hit so hard with nostalgia
doubt it
The good ol' days
arbiter already slapped new kanji
Ye I doubt it as well
plus the map sucks for current mechanics
You can still technically play this in customs
As well as all the other maps that got changed or deleted
only map that didnt make sense in deleting was newtown
it had so much more detail than littletown
yet they reverted it
Ye I feel you
then 80% of the playerbase would be banned
https://krunkerio.myspreadshop.com/
is this krunkers official merch shop?
lol probably won't buy anything from there but might check it out
hmm. its all krunker logo stuff. someone might be working on a better krunker related merch store ๐ (nothing thats trademarked dw)
I might get something from the shop now that im looking
Lol ain't no way
I could literally go on Amazon and get a picture paste t shirt and put krunkers logo on it for like $10
What?
That exists?
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still has the faceit logos
I can't believe that's real
kalandar calender BIG SIZE Calendrier
its on amazon too which is the dumb part
ive seen enough for today
night kb holy
might cop with my $150 amazon gift card i got tonight

1 year of kruster for only $18.50
1:02 
Shotgun Mains
Who, what, when, where, who, and how
i have that in the works ๐
dont worry about it
entire krunker related merch website coming out around the new year
wtf is this lmao
if i dont get any special permission from krunker its going to be limited to what we can sell
sounds illegal
since they have a trademark on using their brand to sell products
so it would have to be custom things gfx artists make that are krunker related
nope im not that stupid
remember i said i got a cousin whos a financial lawyer and does patents. im double checking everything with her
fucking banning u for cringe
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You ju...
lol
hackbattle?
๐ธ ๐คจ
crazy
it is called hvh but ok lol
bro are you ok?
so if I donโt support them, Iโm called transphobic?
no? i never said that? have you even been reading what i was saying?
hating on them is not the same as not supporting them
U said ily and my reply is ily2


im so confused ilyt no homo but still
what is going on
idk 
ok
LMAO
I feel like u tried to ping someone else, butโฆ hahahhaa
Nobody else I knew was online
Smh
oh 
but still
thatโs hilarious
i play valo and if cs is better
i might switch
i heard itโs a lot better
no rng
I likenit because you can actually learn the guns
Val is just tap fire
I will say counter strike source is way easier than csgo though haha
I played with a friend yesterday the new gamemode (swift play) we lost 8 games in a row
then i rage quit
Counter strike source 
@worn chasm Sorry about that I was hacked ๐ญ
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everyone ping me bc im bored
also when you ping me say 'ping him'
example " @frosty fjord [C41] You also should ping him :D"
No thanks
did you apply for kpd
Not applying for kpd yet, till I get 200 and that was my dead set goal, And if I get rejected oh well :/
Well 2 weeks ago I has like 43 I just pub stomp and just seen to much lately
that's overkill, but if you're dead set on that then sure
Ik but I mean fudreal was going to vouch it but did nothing XD
fudreal?
Yeah
ah, haven't heard of them
I mean Fuderal
but vouching is useless anyways
they said it took 2 weeks for like 60 so
:>
Dam why did he get removed for inactivity in kpd?
But I mean I could try to apply but if I can't then ima just go to 200
and you're able to record and upload at good pace?
Well for quality my render is arleat a 0.6 or sometimes 1. For recording I can get that setup and test that beforehand and see but I'm getting a better pc soon witch will have fully capability of recording and etc so yeah.
alr
Look for hackers in SV servers they're everywhere
I've seen 2 in one lobby like 3 times this week
I'm in NY servers
Kpd need to be doing they job Better I have gotten nuked on twice today by hackers
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there are 3 dead giveaways in this video
ik :>
from the vid?
yea
just curious on what you think are the suspicious parts
ah okie
Yes
at 0:18 was blunt straight thought wall. second at 0:25 was looking at the dude though the wall and after looking to the right blunt swap to the guest then at 0:27 swapped back to the dude he looked at and snapped to him.
and 4th at 0:35 stood on the car and did another snap to G505 then to the guest walling them at 0:38
so their was more then 3 indications they where cheating
0:15 - downwards flick
0:19 - downwards flick
0:24 - pre-aim
0:26 - locks + dw flick
0:35 - blatant locks + downwards flick
I dont think anything is to be seen past 0:35
anyways what I'm getting at is they're also locking on, not just esp
downwards flicking is the best and most obvious indication of locks
although this is my first recording so I'll have to do more and set it as a gallery and look at the recording alot more to get a better idea..
nah it's good
you got the main points
I just nee to learn that down flicks and stuff XD
you'll learn it all if you get deputy
yessirrrrr
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l72CCC8XcHo
only obese people can relate
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@teal oyster here's another funny one 
this time i'm using Kpal and seems better for recordings so I think this be the best for that atm
already tagged but ty for recording ๐
better to just use #report-hackers for vids anyways
ah okies thx ๐
ah okies so i submit a report i can include profile link for better view of names and with the vid seems simple ๐
wtf these deagles go hard
Wt?
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classic reference
YOUU HAVE UNOOO
idk if the guy is even correct about uno being free
but he's so passionate about it so it has to be true
lmfaoooo
@harsh thistle you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDnV7PVjrfM WTF HE GOT SPONSORED BY KRUNKER
(at 0:45)
wow, krunker sponsoring youtubers
that's good
bruh
W
Mamba mentality https://youtube.com/shorts/Bv1HW7cRilo?feature=share
ugly asf
@silver mirage these two for the charm?
charm?
no
are you speedrunning to bankruptcy
yes
good, now give me big deal ๐ค
Idrc about good trades rn lol
trading is boring at the moment
too many players that are even worse than me
not that great, but can happen to lower helpful players
yes become my personal kpd
yes
@obsidian yacht ban duce
sus
With/without css
good job at cropping out the part where you asked for KPD
Lol
CSS isnโt public, the lunar scout master is tho
2 years ago my bad
I admit to doing it and have been keeping a good reputation since
good boy
You should compliment people more instead of criticising
@winged copper yo how do you get the purple partner badge? Cos I have my partner code but I don't have one
Code or referral link?
Code and referral link
i hate gay people
Ahh, Iโll block you then
ImDripp
g.p boomiee
u got the badge?
thanks boss
@teal oyster which one better
god that shit was so busted
they need to buff the current cbow
Nah
New pfp?
@silk oar
das cool
wtf
Remember when it was bugged and became hit scan for a while

AI art?
ye
What tf happened to your left eye
ai isn't always accurate aha
indeed
reeses puffs and captain crunch
g.xp
pro mod
The infected badge and the colored leve tag๐ฅฒ
We need it back, it's more challenges
Rgb level tag
Looked sick

Happy yet so sad it's gone
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pickle
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I need helep

nahh what
New items and skins:
Added new holiday-themed items and skins.
Added new character outfits and weapon skins.
Added new emotes and sprays.
New maps and modes:
Added a new winter-themed map: Snowbank.
Added a new game mode: Payday Defuse.
Added a new map editor template for making Payday Defuse maps.
Improved the lighting and visuals on the existing map: Lumber.
New weapons and classes:
Added a new class: the Defender.
Added a new Weapon: the Ballistic Shield.
Added a new sidearm: the Machine Pistol.
Added a new special class: the Medic.
Improved the abilities of the existing Hunter class.
Increased the damage and fire rate of the existing Triggerman class.
New challenges and missions:
Added new daily and weekly challenges.
Added new missions to unlock special items.
Added new challenges specific to the Snowbank map.
UI changes:
Improved the in-game store interface.
Added a new mini-map to the in-game HUD.
Added new options to the settings menu.
Bug fixes:
Fixed a bug where players could sometimes fall through the map on Kanji.
Fixed a bug where the game would crash on startup for some players.
Fixed various other minor bugs and glitches.
Map editor changes:
Added new objects and props to the map editor.
Improved the map editor interface for easier use.
Added new map-sharing features to the map editor.
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Lmao
cahtgpt said they don't know what krunker is
sad times
How LMAO
it worked for me
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Fake
They'd never specifically mention which bugs they fix in a changelog
Zomb
sore ball
Donโt do him like that ๐ญ
LMAOOO
sry
And they'd never make it this unnecessarily long either

i dont think its a good idea to describe some bugs what if they were to be exploited
you may risk leaving hints for people to find new bugs
To be fair
- That's a seasonal update
- The formatting is different (headers don't have : )
season 7 already ๐ซฆ
Eat the zombie meat
lmao
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@solar folio modmail is not for begging for a kpd please donโt
๐
nah man he really called me out
he couldve just dm me to not do that but he really called me out git a savage
Any KPD pls
Jagd
On mobile atm
How dare he
as hoe
yooo bois i finaly got my old acc back yesssss(took too long)
poggg
ehh
whait hm is my inv worth atm?
@flat hinge
what๐
the last time i had redux it was around 100k hm is it now
i hope no less
hmmm
well id love to talk but its late ind i need to gus cuz school
u can dm me if u want
@flat hinge
sure
I think 350k
goddamn
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Makes my Inv look sad
last time i had it it was around 1 mil๐ (how do u call this kinda stonks)
ghostly alone is near 1mil lol
yea looks like your inv has benefited greatly from s5 inflation
i played so mutch i got my(alt was 2 sec ago main but =0 ) alt to level 50
very nice
glad to hear you got your main back
I would've been pretty upset to lose such a good inv lol
or 3 character ign
well at the time i quit for a while an started a new acc
but my username is pritty og i guess
or rare
h.j
mhm
bro what
im not amerikan man
im from the netherlands (dutch)
so if u understand what im trying to say its alr
No habla Espanol
Did u just say Amerikan? ๐
so we live in Amerika?
guess so
@teal oyster bot account stats here
if you saw that
and they were asking for wagers
with a 200k inv
you would fucking take that
100%
I mean, I have bias since I've seen your clip submissions with that acc lol
but yea if I didn't know then sure
would be a bit suspicious how you got 200k though
thank you
if you were just looking to play, you could just offer kr for winners ig
but I assume you were looking to make bank
TEAM FORTRESS 2 doesn't even need autotune
ofc i am
if i wanted 1v1s to improve i already know who to ask
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nice
@harsh thistle
holy fuck
nice aim he got there
Gold 2?
diamond lobby
no way
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major winners on their map pick @inner meteor
oo its out
now I wish I didn't sleep
@flat hinge
xd
some glitch probs
-8 isnt cold lmfao
ive walked to school in -27
in shorts?
why in shorts??/
ok
they didnt walk with them to school so
bruh haha
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To celebrate my birthday I decided to give back to the community and so I will do a CONTRA knife 'hell's butcher' giveaway in krunker.
To enter the giveaway:
1.Subscribe to the channel
2.Comment your in-game name
3.Follow me on Krunker Hub (in-game)
Winner will be drawn on christmas, on the 25th of December 2022
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well you donโt have to pay for housing
oh they donโt even have rent in the off campus lmao theyโre too lazy to find an average
oh nvm thatโs off campus housing/meals
$1k books and supplies yeah iโve had maybe $300 in one semester and that was the peak
usually around $50-100
It's probably because you left a match once. Because whenever you leave a match the mission progress resets
@flat hinge @winged copper
LOL
that aint me bro
mhm
@flat hinge I like your art with the square eyed dude
what happened to mtz client, discontinued?
thanks
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selling OMFG tag dm to buy
No descriptions yet, Iโll add those as soon as I finish my exam.
This entire video is for educational purposes.
#krunker #krunkerio #slander #meme
To celebrate my birthday I decided to give back to the community and so I will do a CONTRA knife 'hell's butcher' giveaway in krunker.
To enter the giveaway:
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3.Follow me on Krunker Hub (in-game)
Winner will be drawn on christmas, on the 25th of December 2022
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.....
Well this is it huh
It ends right here
163000 calories
what 
!rank
hunting contra free low value send trade pls
.market
Heads Up! 
The Krunker Bunker market & trading channels are hidden by default.
If you would like access to them, head on over to #852406270953521192 and click the ๐
Happy trading!
There you go
Basically free
Contra
Now go way
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WHAT
I PAYED 70K
Ive been trying to sell my purple intervention for +2 weeks now
It doesnt sell
Its been the cheapest all that time
Yeah but i need pure kr
Lel
If there is someone gL finding them cuz they don't exist
What is welder belt worth? Like it says 7k but is that a lot?
Idk ask #market-chat
@mortal zinc skin smg contra
oof
where can i find this ?
total spent 1.4m ๐
1 unob tho 
haha it was orb
last season
which i sold for 800K kr gifted and then spun all
๐

help
How can i get the christmas unob?
once again, there is no unob
Ok, understood it from you last message, but what can i get from these presents
how to get thiss
just play the game mode and find out for yourself :)
ah okk
not wrong
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Wtf
Already :0
vas?
๐
@native tinsel
Hasnโt been working since thanksgiving
@lusty plank
g.owners festive slyer
slyer lmfoaoa
g.owners festive flyer
im on random chat
:l
how do you get it
can i getta kpd her now
https://krunker.io/?game=SV:dcg24
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please hurry
kpd hurry
impatient ass
the gift event u just deposit the gifts you get from killing kids and theres a chance u get it from each gift
ah


frzn and me :(






