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hungover
had fun ig
wdym typical

you're not wrong
I'm going out later again
oho have fun :)
wait I swear guep is playing
he said he is
I know about the volleyball thing
So u dropped him on NA.
yo any1 wanna play flood escape?

Do you remmeber who you became mods with
I almost forgot you used to be one
wasn't it the same batch as phoenix and lvpez
he dipped years ago
maybe was a trial mod when i was a mod but not sure
I think that was in late 2021 or 2022
oh then i was def a mod
he became a full mod iirc
yea no idea
he wasn't too active
was he NA or something
i have no results from ''Phoenix'' that is any relevant
maybe it was just during my one of long break times

don't hate guests like that bro
Okey unignore me chief
Have you watched baby yoda?

My sister is being irresponsible
he's cute right?
Should I make her do right or tell my parents to not go so easy on her
Not as cute as you but yeah, pretty cute
No it just has whimsy
aww here I was thinking you were cuter :3
I mean you will get there too
You need to buy some vitamin B gels to put on ur face
So your skin is glistening
I'm too lazy for that skincare shit bro
I just try to eat right xD
Thats totally enough
You need to eat vitamin d and b products
Vegetables and stuff
on god bro
people emphasize protein and stuff way too much
fiber and micros are slept on fr
fats too
I try
def not the brightest light in the room tho haha
I'm just speaking based off experience and what I've seen xD
I mean in this room it’s very easy to be on top
yeah fr
Like there’s you, me and glen
you seem smart and cute too :3
And that’s about top 3
damnn
And at the very bottom there’s evil bald man - secret member
is he a guest? 😮
I heard he’s 50yo and he’s very bad mechanic
He hangs around here but he changed his nick
I hope too
But last time I tried to help him and he ignored me so I can’t help him anymore
welp.. sounds like he's depressed too
is it just me or is this guy marked as a spammer
Me?
disco
??
thats nice
Who’s evil says what
huh why's that..
like how do I get that to not happen
or turn it off maybe
He was a pretty cool guy
i frankly dont remember him
I dont think he did much memorable but I remember him being nice
i seem to have 5 results about phoenix and not a single mention of an individual
Mr hokage tell the baldie to unignore me, I changed
you guys dont know the big hej123 like that
thats tuff
i block people just so I dont receive notifs from them dude i still see ur messages
at least as long as im here
you have to stop using dc for a few days/stop sending SO many messages for a few days
i think it'd automatically go away then
it just means you send too many texts in a short amount of time
am i blocked
yippie
also whats your krunker ign dude
you told me to follow you back
but idk your username
huh okay
mute
discord is weird wtf
why is disco3482 classified as a spammer
neurote / ezwinhahaha
Don’t listen to them
maybe
bro you said i didnt follow you back
you dont even follow me
fake
did i 😭
i never said smth abt follow back
oh then im not following sorry I cant ruin my aura like that
Im tuff
i only follow back
except for Jaxxy, I follow him under no condition
alr ill remind u in a few months then
yeah i follow him on krunker hub
Why
I was unfortunately cursed by a tiktok video that had one of the new songs by yeat
That shit was so ass
I would expect nothing more from yeat
hi i am an old player looking to come back to the game but cant seem to find my account and dont really remember the login id, pass but there is one more issue i remember my account name and when i enter that it shows incorrect username even tho i have proof that the username is correct so what to do? my username was GurmeharSingh
even my account is lost
i think they deactivated old acc
bro thats sad i was more than lvl 100 with a shotgun mastery i remember being the first 15 shotgun mastery owner
dang, it sucks
fuck no
akallabeth
Every single time I think I'd make a somewhat decent Krunker e-sports player I end up playing ranked a few hours later and getting so brutally battered I end up logging off my laptop and crying
Atleast you have a peak pfp
Hello does any1 hav krunker korea server link
do you want me to ban you sir
I'd rather you didn't
Good to know
no
you missed out big time
what was the best stream of the century last night
hold on let me dm you
@real pivot at bass pro shop so tempted to buy a gun
do it
what guns do they have
a lot
do u want a pistol or rifle
i was in their library looking at all the cases
theres this dinky little .22 revolver
what would u even do with a 22
idk it was funny looking though
no
@ kpd they’re spamming in plaza again
what
got it
open this discord
the loser is still malding about a child
why are you so butthurt about it bro
is it toxic to say, I really wanna see how giga losers like you end up in 10 years?
I hope i get the priviledge to see what an absolute loser you will be
alt1: youremail+alt1@gmail. com
alt2: youremail+alt2@gmail. com```
@pseudo girder how is this supposed to work ?
linking alts to same mail
In 10 years secret will rule the world
I thought they removed this feature?
losers malding about a child right now
cant imagine what he will be malding about after turning full adult
who are you?
genuine question absolutely not to make fun of you
idk maybe coz its not working
⚔️
wrong question
ask " wtf is wrong with me" to yourself
I swear they removed it like a year ago
wtf is wrong with me
pretty sure they did
Yeah I remember raven saying they removed it
bro why is my plaza full white screen now
A while back
😭
YOU COME AT KING YOU BEST NOT MISS
Huh
😂 😭
Secret I've got a long train ride tomorrow might watch lotr then
Watch extended
I could yeah
This isnt allowed
i mean yeah someone so great like me might not be real because it sounds surreal
and I am a miracle
but I am real
Are you real enough?
have a competition which one becomes most miserable between devil and you
amazing how i can just go and buy ammo
the battle will be legendary

yo I see why you hate me but what did devil do
what am i being dragged into ?

jaytox i see your message history i think you are just trying to become relevant by hating on people who play Krunker
akallabeth
i hope i get to see that scenary lmao
secret how often do you shoot your gun
not once yet, i dont have any gun entitled to me but i used my uncle's few times in like weddings and open areas
devil here sends death threats to people better than him on video game
you mald about a child
this is legit gojo vs sukuna 😂
are you Jaxxy
I am merely admiring a Krunker Content Creator who made the best content ever back when I played Krunker
why are you making it weird
we're about to go shooting
no hes just a gamer_152 fan 😂
just bought ammo
him and his fans combined have negative iq
caught
bhai 1947 mei kya huwa tha? 
hes a personality based on hating other people here like you arent a sigma lone alpha wolf bro
weird
😂 😂 😂
Jaytoxxx what are your opinions on LOTR?
theoden
LOTR stands for Lord of the Rings
he is not answering the question
ahahahaha


Haven't seen this many kekws in years
its called dark psychology
hes asking what happened in 1947 when india split up into 2 diff countries
how the fuck is that relevant
Who the helly is rafiul



i wouldve asked why Jaytoxx isnt banned here too but seeing devil having to deal with him is funny
someone with brain damage
Hmm
Im a victim too
:/
Bruh who
So basically some random bum
jaytoxx gamer_152's fanboi
''malding about a kid'' sorry for appreciating Dark Lord Jaxxy the best Krunker Content Creator of all time
the guy willy just banned on his server now went here lol
Sorry you gotta deal with that shit
I see
yep crashing the fuck out after getting banned and doing everything possible to seek attention
😂
was that the kid that talked so fast and mumbled 😭
Who thinks using a couple bots will get them unbanned 🙏 😭
did he use bots?
yea lol
2018-2020 CC
no this is diff
buh
but he was an iconic content creator
i hated his videos but he got views
slick was jaxxy's biggest fan, im his second biggest fan
some dumb fuck is spamming chats with like 5 bots and threatening using bots and asking for unban in return
ssslick broo 💀

some guy is botting plaza, i banned like 10s of guests in just 10 mins on plaza few mins ago
jaxxy was funny
are they still joining
no idea i left few mins ago but if i get a report King Secret will return
Ayy, free kills, i aint complaining.
our member 💪
u can get tagged
for abusing bots
💀
💀
dont fuck around 😭 coz u will find out
Is it my fault that hes just standing there looking so delicious
control your urges
still if ur intentionally farming bots its a ban
If you are aware of them being actual bots and abuse it then you are just as bad as the botter

Define "abuse" okok jkjkjk

Diabolical profile
I usually add anyone thats in kb ir kmt
If they add me first
hokage I was told I dont play actively enough to improve significantly hmm
in overwatch
I was told I need to no life it
I think I will just become unemployed
@unborn reef im quite a good shot with an ar15
i think this week i peaked in terms of activity
we typically only play like 4-5 games and then have to go
this week was different tho
nav make an alt acc and boost us up in ow
h1z1
holy guest scripts
are u really 6'4?
Better Call Secret
maybe like 5 10
o nvm
heyyyyyyyy
hi
why
@unborn reef is researches correct? does research have no plural form?
research has no plural form
np
come to america secret
im usually the friend to get visited and not the one to visit...
me and void are both here though
we would welcome you with open arms
❤️
Dude I’m only diamond, can’t I just play with you guys on main?
actually you can
Indeed
but you might hate to play with me sometimes because of my inconsistency
If I cared about my rank I wouldn’t be diamond
idk how to play on some of the maps (push maps especially except Esparança)
I just play with my friends
i can confidently say tho I very rarely ever underperform when i play with hokage and hradz
jaytoox isnt chatting
what is my purpose in life
luckily your heroes kinda counter my counter heroes
Aslong as I’m playing dps
yea
hokage is tank
hradz is supp
not even lying we get shitty dps teammates a lot of the times
in a game i had 8 deaths 20 kills my emre was 15 14
Just play reaper for me and you’re good to go
i play reaper but i main sym
I think I've become the best player in this game.
Ok fine I’ll finish up your kills then
thats what my super great coach also said, i am not that good with reaper
No one can defeat me
I reached level 40 in four days
he was genji i was getting 30+ kills all the time thanks to kap
because freja burst damage is great but not enough to kill dps on their own most of hte time
so he was genji and finished up my kills
I’ll just shoot whoever you put your shit on
@modern rain Ata has become the best player in krunker
No one reached level 40 in four days
Ata da goat
Anyway I just made $110 off a ride gottw drive back now
so i just came back to krunker after 2+ years and it has changed so much and i like it but the lobbies are now plagued by 100 lvl+ player with almost perfect aim
ohh u can only play late at nights so that means no vc
so how am i supposed to pubstomp
theyre all cheating
just report everybody
ok i can just ping my targets anyway
nah i dont think so they're all from good clans like 24/7
My level 999
24/7 is cheater infested aswell
Im the best player
th
who?
bro you are the best player ever who wouldnt be afraid
Everyone
Thank you, isn't there a prize?
I'm deserved it
ye cheats are super easy to get nowadays
i dont think theres any prize other than my praises
Can u guys stop cheating
that kinda ruins krunker tbh
it does yes
if people stop cheating ill be jobless 😢
i miss the times where i would get 40+ kills a game
Go.
I need documentation
And the simple
1000$
it leaves women and men extremely attracted to you
Are you an atheist?
haram
Are you a Muslim?
Do you need a signature?
none
I'm serious, I'm not joking, how much money do you think your account in the game might have?
@modern rain
i dont know dude
How much do you think?
how do you even measure it
I want to see the power of numbers
im not a BMer so idk how much my acc would cost
but id say around $5000
approximately
if i had to guess
Very good, guy
How much do you think the strongest account in the game has?
@modern rain
Approximate amount only
Oof
very good
I will buy it
@modern rain
Do you know of any way I can contact him?
@modern rain
arrogant?

secret how much is a passport in turkey
1 year passports are 6000 TL (like $150 or something i believe)
it is not that expensive
Amazing
and visa to usa?
$185 apparently
yes 185
which again is not really expensive
@fallen plover lets make it happen

for a tourist visa?
the travel authorization for the UK cost me 20 bucks 💀
Reminder that’s just the visa though
and my 6 year travel passport was like 35 bucks
i havent stepped outside Türkiye since birth
Tickets to US so expensive
dang really
Mario, is ''zecretary'' a reference to me in your profile?
always chasing the next mid
That's like about how much my current phone is 😭
we just shot at the range
shut your shit
Wdym 1 year passports
like passports that expire after a year
2 year passports are 8500 TL
any sane human who would have to travel would buy longer year lasting ones
that seems really expensive
Yeah it does
google also says it is 2000 TL so idk which one is correct
and i cba check
i dont have a passport
2000 TL is like $60
$50*
whats your download speed bro
i spent less than that on ammo
They got you too I see
it already finished a while ago
oh
but it took quite some time
my download speed is 50 mbps so i have no room to judge
@lone stream whats ur ping in OW when u play with me
my latency is always 17 ms i think
Is ₺ TL?
I think like 80-100
I'd have to check
Wait
no way
yea
Nvm 60
how 60
I have latency on you can check in clips
how do I get 17
Idk
Enable latency if you just want to see int in-game
Its only 8pm
Or alt ctrl shift L iirc
Wait
I think it was N
That shows the network info
Also wiki says 14.761,40 for 10y/5 if under 18 passports
But I can't find much about shorter ones
What’s TL
oh wait 14k TL for 10y
Oh
Turkish Liras
How much is that in dollars
Ok I forgot
Awh man electricity gone cuz it's raining
What’s the difference between Turkish and Liban cousine?
Well my passport expired a while ago idk when I'll get that fixed
If at all in that country
would you ever come to Türkiye
see secret its cheaper for you to visit us in america than 2 of us coming to turkey
said nobody ever
america is crazy
Everybody always
There is a sentence in our social studies book "Turkiye is a country were Pakistani people enjoy so much respect and esteem that they feel proud of being Pakistani" and I wanna see if that's true
Of course everything they teach us is a lie
Maybe

I just don't really travel ever
Kin, you will often read reviews about Türkiye that we are extremely welcoming (very true)
we always are welcoming to anyone of any race
Yes I've heard that
My family's been there a few times iirc
but, theres a part that hates Pakistanis, Kurds, Arabs
Indians
and it is not a small part
What if I’m half polish half Jamaican, do you welcome such people?
like all countries, it is an immigrant problem, most immigrants not behaving, and the innocent immigrants taking the blame for it
AKA generalizations
Well Pakistani immigrants can be kinda annoying ngl
I kid you not we are either the least racist or the most racist country
What if I know kung fu and I’m a threat
well a lot of people here own guns
i dont think they are bothered much about kung fu
just behave
Have you seen kung fu panda 2?
half of the humans you will see on the streets have firearm
Once you get relaxed enough you can deflect bullets
Canon balls are slow bullets are not
That’s a myth you just need to move fast
In general experience will vary
If you are black, Turks dont care, actually most Turks really love black people
If you are brown, might be a hit or miss. Be prepared for any experience
If you are white, well everyone here is white.
it just depends on where you want to hang out
in İstanbul everyone loves you
just live there
i cant imagine any issue with a turk in the us at long as you speak our language
heck you dont even need to speak it well
there are some Turks who live in the US who make content
Great I'm coming there then
people like kap will make fun of u if u dont speak english tho
I don't
I dont think Americans are unfond of tourists that much
There's a whole chapter about instanbul in our books
if you speak it with a silly accent maybe
any tips on grinding bp? im only lvl 14
granted a lot of us are tourists in our own country as well
I personally have irl friends from all races and all colors lmao idgaf about it i am not racist
visiting other states
if i blame anyone i blame an individual
Forgt life, invest in krunker
tourists are fine, but they have such a small impact on the culture and economics compared to how they do in other countries, so, I dont mean this in a negative way, but it seems like americans just dont care about tourists at all
im a tourist
2 states away from where i live
plus, tourists are mainly going to the key coastal cities. that and disney. SO many chinese people go to disney its actually crazy
as a tourist i dont need extra attention, i just wouldnt want racism or negative behavior on me
-1 = bad experience
0 = neutral
+1 = people are actually warm and welcoming
we dont gaf secret most people wouldn't even think you're a tourist
I'm just here to have fun gng and not be like that one person that decided to climb the pyramid
unless ur at an actual tourist destination, people would just be genuinely surprised to see or interact with a tourist
Do you like Asians or black people more?
but people are always friendly
?
That's a trap
I have both Asian and black friends bro im not gonna rank them
sage have you ever shot a gun
of course lmfao
Okey ur choice
What about black Asian people
sugarfree
@modern rain one thing tho if ur a tourist in america, do NOT expect americans to know anything about your country, including whether or not it exists, let alone where it is on a map or what its like
I know everythjng
well lets be honest yall are stupid asf
id never find turkey on a map
Typical
oh yea i know about this dw lmao
find colorado on a map
I think I could make an educated guess that's close enough
many americans are stupid yeah, lol
is it the north square or south square
i remember back in the time i used to call Türkiye Turkey instead of Türkiye, and i had some Americans in VC unironically ask me if im kidding with them or not
''Wtf do u mean u live in Turkey''
they thought im talking about the animal
ok thats embarassing
it happened so often
Fat
idk why those western states are so blocky
mount west
That has to be a joke 😭
cause nobody lives there so its just the guys in suits are like: "well, we need state lines so lets just draw one here"
theres such a crazy dichotomy between the dumbass americans and the ones who have more than a handful of braincells
Thank god I don't live in America I'd have to learn the blocky state names and differentiate them
imagine how hype the colonists were getting new land and states every few years
lol theres quite a few americans who cant even name every state
unfortunately for me i can tell some of them who they are
since i work for an american company
i meaan there are 81 cities in Türkiye too and I dont think I can name them all by memory
"yooo, state update 6.9 just dropped"
people genuinely live in new hampshire
louisiana purchase was a major patch
ok but a city is very different than a literal self-governed state
how many states are there
I liked the alaska update
50
50?? damn ok
i dont know where they get that from
50 states and a handful of territories like puerto rico
yea id know every states name then
actuually i can name 81 cities of Türkiye by heart id just need to write them down so i dont forget which ones i said
if i get my visa next month unfortunately ill be going to michigan
Doesn't sound that hard to memorize, the periodic table has more elements
americans can only reliably label texas, california, new york, florida, alaska, and hawaii on a map
I probably can't do that
Took like an hour to memorise its fine
why on earth would u go there
bcs thats were my people live
come to south carolina
the ice people are a strange breed. be careful there
How's the Pakistani New York president is doing these days
Haven't seen a reel from him in a while
mario whats the hex of your skin color
ou
MARIO
Did i just see the n word
IM SORRY
..
hes making everything paid that he said would be free cause he realized he cant just invent money
how tf do you forget
??????? LOL
@cunning notch like that one OW streamer who said the n word on stream
Oh

we stand with rupal
Im very offended Mario
just give me a warning and thats it
What server is bro in 
im fine with that
also @hard torrent hes just the mayor lol. not even a state rep, senator, or governor
its okbuddy server dont mind it
damn LMFAO
Ah I see
but anyways like i said
He's black?
iirc its more of js stuff being out of his control
ice aint doing shit
what
im gonna be a tourist anyways
deport mario
well yeah, cause he promised to control stuff that he is incapable of controlling. regardless of ur political leaning, it was just obvious stupidity lmao
🙏
Replace trump with zohran fr
what does he even do
give money to israel ❤️
we've all done this btw
@real pivot
Its like all money eventually ends up there or something
he smiles and waves
To be fair he has a very nice smile.
He used a shovel once
That was cool.
im NEVER gonna get close to you buddy

Lets go to the alaskan forest
gurt
Alright let me buy a shovel first
yall have never tended to a garden, planted a tree or even a flower, done landscaping, or anything?
Picked up dog shit
Got a gardner for that
i am naked under my clothes
for planting vegetables and stuff? lol its not hard
thats horrible bruh
does bro live in a plastic world where plants and grass dont exist
We have a very small garden outside
i have 1400m2 garden
We just water it and if the gardner wants he put whatever plant he likes there
We used to have a mulberry treeee
I miss it so much
😭
you are able to plant another tree 
isnt the early bird soon?
me?
Takes forever to grow though...
also @cunning notch did you see the metro apology
Where does one even get mulberry seeds
you can buy a sapling
just make it grow offline
Good idea
seeds? for a tree? good luck
I can tell bro has never touched grass before 😭
just get the sapling bruh
whats this for
I really don't know shit about gardening lowkey
or cut off a stick
The only thing close to gardening I've done is grow trees is Minecraft 
How does that even happen
this is sad ngl
I had to use a shovel 2 days ago
he was put in a game against andrew chicken and and immediately mentally lost
Our garden is really small you wouldn't need a shovel for anything
noob
dog poop is not gardening
I had to build a shovel 1 week ago
what about a trowel or anything lol
it was like screaming lion vs chill monkey
andrew didnt even know it was metro
Yeah I think we have that lying around
I wasn't referring to gardening or picking up dogshit
Ykw I could do some gardening after my exams are over
We have pots in the terrace that just have dead grasses inside
this feels like a logan paul apology
dig it up, buy a little bit of potting soil, and throw in some hearty flowers. probably annuals
we all fw metro though
we all fw wheaties though
we need wheaties x metro stream
or @hard torrent something else u can do that my dad did when he was young, he just kept a basil and tomato plant on his windowsill and used em for cooking
super super easy, barely have to take care of em
plus, useful
little cherry tomatoes are easy
u get a decent amount, can use em for snacks, salads, in sauces, etc
plus, you can get one for like $5
I like tomatoes
@everyone ping is aura
Was that supposed to be an everyone ping
when is nack tourny
I can’t tell if the @everyone worked or not
yeah why would u ping everyone and competitive? lol
😭
ig ppl just dont give a shit ab the tourneys
yep everyone ping did work 💀 just checked
NOT what I meant don’t lump me with you 😭
what 😭
I should start pinging everyone for events
Fucking don’t
hehehe
NO
get a seperate comm events ping
and use that

Do it just to spite devil
Hokage
hey
yo
a guest tournament would be boring
hmm there would have to be rules tho
it literally would be same comp andys but without being logged in
since people could just log out and play as guests lol

yeah just realized this lol
im mvp
im gonna do it

IM GONNA DO IT

yea
we all have everyone pings in #community-events
why didnt it work few mssgs above
its only in that channel
individual channel perms
Just ping everyone indivudally 
wont get perms to use it tho
we'll see 👀
lying again i see
im not
coz i dont need to
u can ask for 2 seperate pings on events and comm events and then we can see how many ppl equip the comm events ping but u wont
so yea there u go a chance for u to prove me wrong
no need to prove u wrong when u were never right from the start
is that why kt broke past 1000 mssgs a day after a bunch of days that too happened only coz the chat was being spammed and that spam was permitted by ur own staff
no because thats not even related to events? hello?
the delusion and cope is starting so im heading out
cya
ur server gets 300-500 mssg a day + it needs spam to get past 100 and despite all this im somehow still wrong

cmon
1000* not 100 mb
last i checked the name was krunker trading not krunker events and giveaways

are we talking ab the same server
ok cya come with facts next time

how aare people able to download krunker on pc
since its not on steam anymore
there are krunker clients for windows
use glorp / pico
hehe
love wins after all ❤️
we're all watching the krunker 700 4v... 💤
Love Island but its only devil and verty
we need a krunkerboxing match
i would touch the shit out of nav
5 days to go
😭 😭 😭
another $700 to israel
were you leaving if kap gets mod
it sounds like ur into that
are you*
This is so true
Why would I do that
I remember you saying that
I didn’t lol
nah nav dont leave we need you in OW for now
😭
when i reach diamond u can leave
No
tf nav gonna do for you
We can reach masters
touching things? no but the moment i got my tickets to norway the first thing came through my mind was touching nav
so im gonna touch him when i get there
and call it complete
replace shitty dps teammates
he agreed to play with us and tolerate us
hes diamond
is it cuz hes a furry
no????
thats so nice of you nav
I never said that last part 😭
this one I'm pretty sure



