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Still down cuz multi
yk you make that noise sometimes irl when youre like "mmmph idk abt that"
ykwim
so like
mmmmfph
pancito makes that sound alot
me when i eat
sub text
I just say mmmm
do you chew with your gums
?
mmfpuh idk abt that
how does one chew with their gums
idk ask your local grandma
remember when we played cs
or grandpa
Stop this
?
@cunning notch
lets play cs
yes father
their dead twin
why am i being pinged in krunker bunker
didnt have to be your grandma
Dismissed
@earnest vault when will you finally make slide_hmm
did pancito send you my negev 4k
any grandma works
and my double wallbang
mew
no
Pepone when are you beating slide voyage
i’m proud tho
fuck
THERES A NEGEV ON SITE B 🗣️
ur like my son
theyre*
"love is the best drug" translating "ive never tried ketamine"
meow
bro i got an ad on yt about how to microdose ketamine
ublock origin is actually my savior
If I had perms I'd heart react this for you
you heard it here
rigged full of love
rigged loves a bump of horse tranq
love for ketamine
Goobs the typa guy to OD on sugar
ive never done such evil things like dr*gs
i feel like star is a heavyweight alcoholic
pancito
@modern rain did you see my dm
mehh i used to drink like every weekend with friends
krunker made it die down alot
oh wow
i drink to drink instead of getting drunk
maybe frvr should market krunker as alcohol rehab
Krunker saved my life
slay
yeah now im just racist
oh forgot to reply it was 7 am in the morning
I don't drink too heavy i get angry
oh
That's only if I'm completely fucked
ewwwww your one of those people
Yeahhh
i quit my bar job but i still got my discount till the end of month
i’m MAXXING it out
do ket and go mental
don’t got discount for that
wow
i was told I laugh a lot more than I normally do when Im drunk
like at everything
i saw my videos i was laughing at nothing
That's kind of normal
yeah but getting angry is not lil bro stop drinking
I don't drink that much
I forgive you
i get like 10x more tird when i drink now
maybe bc you sleep depreived
I dont drink either
This is the point i stay around
I havent drunk all Ramadan
But if I go past that I lose the plot
akallabêth
And don't remember anything when I wake up
arent you like not allowed to drink at all if your muslim?
yeaaaaaah
yessir
its a shame we have to do this every day
thats fair muslims in the uk are worse
they vape smoke drink then go ape shit when their haribos have pork gelatin
i dont claim to be a flawless muslim and i dont care about others' religions either everyone is free to do whatever they want tbh
lol
how muslims who, drink all day, smoke all day, swear, beat other people react when you murder someone:
true
Also a friend of mine whose origin isnt Türkiye actually eats pork a lot
and i dont mind him
i was told pork is overrated tho
it is
Pork is overrated
ham is goated though
Bacon though..
whats the turf wars rewards before and after
yes
whha
And ham
????
Ham is good
i used to get that, managed to grow out of it
Steak clears sorry bud
steak is S tier
like i would pre and then just go to bed
😋
We know
idk steak is a lot more dependant on the quality of the cut
so you like it but hate it
so fucking real spit your shit 🗣️ 🔥
it doesnt really mater for pork its always good
mmm not really, it’s all about the fat marbling
it is subjective bro i know lots of people who dont like pork at all while some are big fans of it
as someone who raises beef cattle it’s all about the fat on the animal
wait do you really
yes
i mean look at his pfp
well yea im js saying variance is higher
fair
I've worked on a station with sheep and I don't even like lamb
I was starving out there
for pork no matter the quality it generally turns out pretty good
lamb is nasty
yo honeslty
I tried it once
Lad
i like certain beef and pork things i just hate the fat on all of them
Pork fat is awful
Where does chicken rank
i think of the pig eating litteral shit to putthe fat on
But but.... bacon is so good
Chicken top 1
Lamb is like bottom 2
I love chicken
juicy chicken should be a sin
Yes
im not
You are
genuinely
I deem it
if its juicy ill think its raw
If fat is rendered properly, it's good everywhere
Buy a juicy ass roast chicken
Do yoy get your steak well done
Put it in a roll with gravy
i dont eat steak
And eat it
You know what
the remifications
do you eat haggis
its not bad but not something id pick if i had other options
good haggis is top 10 best thing oat
I cooked up a medium rare steak last night
battered pizza is so fire
mm idk bc its not a red meat
😭
Fym idk
It's just so versatile
Just rank it
And tastes good every time
Chicken #1
bruh okay id say like its last
WhaaaaT
chicken breast giving me ptsd
Chicken thighs > Chicken breast
CHICKEN IN LAST
lol
Dude fuck all of you im out
Nahhhh lad
i eat like a 6 year old
????
Chicken over beef anyday
deadass bro
🏳️🌈
Decret you moron im saying its the best
decret
Ok Pantico Im so so so sorry
Whats up with the frvr mug
its 50 kr yet valued at 10 times the price
looks like someone isnt escaping parkour civilization
@unborn reef can you forgive me
I prefer chicken over beef most of the time, a perfect steak is good once in a while but I can't eat it every day (nor should you)
Yes its ok
the least you can sell it at is 500kr
I’m telling wingstop
I profoundly regret my mistakes and actions.
The ONLY correct answer
I agree with this
I'm telling mccree
Who’s that
i never got pancito that wingstop giftcard
Never heard of him
im telling silver
theres so many other ways to process beef than js a steak :/
Leave her out of this
I'm telling drifter
Mince is good too
It's just red meat in general, that shouldn't be your daily protein either way
oh ya ofc
@cunning notch did you see they updated drifter ult running animation
Prime you seem like a wise person
did they
Not to age shame but you strike as a wise 40 year old
LMFAO
Who’s gonna tell him
I know you loser
youd never guess this
I already know
lol
#needdat
?
i know my goat
ahem... 43 in May
Is it the 180 umbrella parry?
#peak from pancito?
its 50 kr, anyone who went through the eterno store has probably bought it and has it
The price for it seems no short of inflated, the demand must be little to none on it
i will be 43 in 21 years too so you dont need to feel too bad about it
Well said
oh my God i lived a total of 22 years bro wow
she like puts her umbrella infront of her or something
you are kinda old man
I saw a fan animation and I like that one the most
ppl who want more than 1
🤨
also people are stupid
I'm a dinosaur here
Was like a very snobby 180 to serve shoulder and umbrella
Primesaurus
You are stupid
yeah this one she just closes her umbrella and opens it infront of her
the drifter run is so fucking scary
I should have went with that
yes and?
Ehh kinda boring
What even was the original parry
Thats def a minority, either way it doesn't make sense
surely people don't actually buy for 500
rank chicken pork beef lamb
they dont lmfao
Chicken beef pork lamb
Wait are we no longer Members?
look at the sale graphs
me running to haze
ahue
Damn
i think it was similar to vindicta where she holds her gun up with both hands
ik time seems to pass really quickly for old ppl tho so issok!
So then why does everyone list for that price
the value is clear
people are stupid
i heard kessa has a fat ass is that rue
lmfao
@honest galleon
Fixed
true
rue
where did this even come from
out of context quote

Context
obj demon
me on lmg
+8000 obj
5 kills
🔥
i hope they update silvers animations soon
Actually good advice. So you're telling me there's a chance
yeah @unborn reef before today she would hold her umbrella closed with both hands like vindicta
😭
@junior thorn is the obj demon
thats crazy
but whats up with frvr and eterno
im surprised they havent sent mcg to the gulag yet
also what do you think about the floormen win last night 👀
lmg is really buns now tho unless you have like good teammates who are on point with you youre cooked no?
mlc throwing for content
elaborate
It's just to eat bullets
i think eido got mentally cooked from that 20 min pause
they literally wiped fm after triple rejuv
yeah lmg is weak but if you can’t aim, it’s still the best
:/
#****eido
you should play rev more
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Rev is so fun
ban blitz
true
Sniper is fun isnt it star 
i cant say my thought frvr will sent their 13 yr old faze clan wanna be hit squad to my house
I tried, i cannot headshot so it ends up being 33 damage leg shots
i cant wait for eido to finally say the nword and get permabanned
😭😭
I wanna know more about what they are
practice :3
I loveeee sniper users
#banSnipers
and then the true GOAT mikaels can replace him
I loveeee shotgun users
I love the snuper skin nemesis
Fuck you
dont say that when Star is active
she will start calling you slurs
ahhh the devs broke brg
Wavy scammed me out a giveaway btw
burg
did you hear about that overwatch guy that did this
LMAO
I keep falling out of the map on ramps
what u know about mikaels
can someone report this
streamer lol
it is hilarious man like they dont say it 24/7 in their gc
burg ramps are broken
okay but snipers are ass
It's okay i have a scouts to keep me happy
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They are really fun to play with
LOL ok mogged
RUPAL CAN SAY IT
im sure sugarfree gave him the pass
nah keep saying it
✊ ✊
how else are we gonna get his home address and social security number
😭
one day ill be rich enough to trade for it
lenny made all his teammates racist for tracer skills
darklord pge's plan btw
also I discovered this guy TR33
dude that guy's not human
i saw him own both pge and sugarfree in an Eichen game with Freja
killed nano'd blade sugarfree with freja ult
and his soj is so insane
why is it always the Asians
yeah hes rude and mean
Basically however much kills your clan gets is a kr
Iirc
Excuse me
this game was so peak
Fr
frvr
It's getting really good again imo
i remember playing this in class and got my first nuke lol
yes
ye
Oh wow impressive tbh
is it?
yay
Theres alot more
then now we need more people in phil
so they stop crying about jump
and become the alpha sigmas again
lol

more parkour in general yay!
in terms of slide maps we are SET for a while after this great discovery
oh man i miss old krunker
yea its been like this before already
I miss my old self...
W
Now all that is left, is half of my spirit...
KPD got hella aura
Wow, that has such a deep meaning. "ur kpd"
Makes me...Depressed about the past.
The times when I was a criminal.
i wanted to be kpd when i was a kid
fr
dang
When we banning pandora
I have no one now, but myself. For I am a lonely foxxo.
a lone sigma wolf
I never think.
"AUUUUU"
Foxxo.
bro think positive
"Foxxo" is an internet slang term, frequently used in the furry fandom, to refer to a fox in an endearing, affectionate, or cute manner
u furru?
@odd relic true?
furry?
think positive
Before krunker came out this place used to be a server for furries
Wtf no. I am not a furry.
Yes. I cleansed this server of the furries later on.
wow u spinned Unobtainable
Being a goth mommy will be the meta soon
I have no idea
idk why but i gave smb AK mortal for free
@gloomy idol yo will have to ask for burg back soon im looking forward to selling it
send trade wheneva available and ill accept when on laptop
yes you
LMAO
I haven’t played in so long
Are you also a furry like the rest of us
Are you also a furry like the rest of them
All of us
even tho i want to see the phil side of things increase, alot of people just dont like slow pace stuff
its more of a veteran or old people thing
i enjoy bhop maps to chill in but atm i dont play any lol but im open for it
im an old player, i dont enjoy bhop maps personally
way too slow for me
i like slide based stuff better
yeah exactly, it purely depends on the person, slide is more interesting imo and in alot of other peoples opinion since its a mechanic that is not really present in other games
You should play
Agreed

Raise your words not your voice for it is rain that grows flowers not thunder
👀
Jump 🤮 🤮 🤮
#ihatejump
#ihaterigged
#riggedisfat
!!
#removeslide
No
Jump jump
#chud
Bhop is the most basic method no?
Or is it slide hop?
I haven’t touched the game in a while so idk
You need all 7 methods
What are those lmao
Bro I haven’t touched the game in MONTHS
i have no idea about any of this😭
Bhop is a pretty easy skill to do no?
Months ain't that long ago
Yeah months is like yesterday
Our 1 year anniversary is coming up wavy

I play like one match every 6ix months
And then call myself washed
And then the cycle continues
First day at my new job kinda nervous
tell them you play krunker
lmao
true...
A
😭
Sugar gave him a pass years age free him
Uhuu
And lowkey thats just how every plat player thinks and wants to say
@modern rain goodnight
Just bad ig 
Ahue
mmmmpfuhf
So you disagrew
ye
Lamb #1 is genuinely alien
Not only can lamb turn out super shit, but its just a worse chicken
Chicken alternative I should say
im not tho
i would say the same thing to you
...
Theyd have to takw you off team israel
ghost of tsushima 40% off on steam
bart
Tell blitz ro stop meddaging me about deaflock comp
;p;
And just to message you
lol
Ok
Go back and finish the beginner set
You at the very least need to do that
dude they reset my steam name and banned me from changing it
bro people literally have like the n word
@lone stream noob
and i cant be triple r
loser btchc
are we serious
what
Nvm I just realized the normal one isnt all ts either
Tjey need to just stop you from getting new alts
is it appropriate to shake the hand of the market cashier as we are about to leave?
Well if you tjink its fine go aheaf and tell everyone here
Is it ok to bow 90 degrees to the kmart employees? I just want to show im respectful of their culture and not racist
kinda shit you need to do in front of me because I am quarter Asian
What?
Its like the highest respect you can give
Im not worshipping you lil bro
Hands on the floor, thumb and index finger making a triangle on floor
why are you Canadian
Valian likes tje new don toliver album
Specifically the first 2 tracks
I'm not a fan but maybe you are
maybe will listen later but you know what would go so hard rn?
A dominos pizza
I have flight at 6 am
im wondering if i should order now, or 2 hours later, so i dont get hungry
Orfer earlier so u can go to bathroom before leaving
Also it cant be 4am rn
it is 1 am
Ddue what
what
so
Idk sounds bad
you
im not so sure but most likely so
?
It was so epic
Hmm
it sounds tempting and you want it i know
i just checked and somehow i have 0 lectures tomorrow
call it luck. I call it the Secret effect

@unborn reef lets play cs
I was going to ask if you don't need to be at check in but I assume it's work?
No
mb
no Eid here
so no work
We all got our drop like 2 days ago
ill go to family

and im too lazy to drive for like 8 hours
Oh right
Take a plane
and my friend is already using his car so it wouldnt be possible
I forgot
erm thats what im doing...
Ay nice
How is the train infrastructure in turkiye
I should flex that I am an aircraft maintenance technician in the plane too
not sure i never use train so honestly no idea
😭
but i know trains or even fast trains exist here
i enjoy fast trains but not slow ones so boring
Fair
I dont think ive been in any bullet trains
Only the 'slow' ones
bro I think I was like 10 or 11 when i last got in a train
We all listening to bags by clairo
Banher
whatd you just call me
thats best season since s4 ngl
🔥🔥🔥
why
because I wanted to play with someone
play deadlock
it's a lot more enjoyable than csgo (I have voice chat off)
i used to have my voice chat on in Overwatch in solo ranked until someone started to just shout the n word
few times
i laughed but i never vcd again
got too scared id get called one
Sigh
@wheat garden do you light melee after you 2 on silver
anyone wanna offer for my friends drone
100k for it
is there no 1v1, 2v2 or 3v3 ranked>???
yert
wow
I lost, my tank went afk ur lucky
can someone suggest on my feedback or read it
#1328718477866962995 title just clans
@honest galleon
i mean size is always the same for everyone
yeah but it like shrunk that guy
made it the right size
hello my name is Secret nice to meet yall Im new
hi
is the turf wars thing supposed to take ages to update?
the clan im in still has 0 stats and im wondering if other people experience the same thing
whats your clan
trck
u might just not be in the top clans
i know that but. it says we have 0 everything
and i know thats not true
weird
do lower clans even really get to interact with turf wars
there was a single person clan with like 1k kills
wats best client for krunker?
a lot of people say glorp
@frigid pike can you dm me that link
It's from here
It's a channel in KB
And I was joking lmfao
but sure
GLORP
what is a client
?
I forgot who they are
I just remember pea or sum as her name
she had a green pfp
is it someone I know
madcon
go to sleep 😭
yes
i will
my head is exploding
idk what im doing
i was playing random 3v3 and 4v4 pugs
take some paracetamol
whats htat
ibu 600
trust
mmmm
lemme check how much my migraine meds arke
like 250mg and im only allowed two a day
HI LILLI
Noivr
Noice*
so 600 wouldb kill me
no
it woumd kill all thw pain
it's a decently high dosage but fine
Finally got a camra 🤗
are we getting demondoge facecam streams
Yea!!!!
lets gooo
they are available in that dosage in 100 packs
here
I wouldn't necessarily advise it unless you find it provided in that dosage
I did 2 .... 1 when I started and 1 after the Pandora meeting
I think I have some laying around somewhere
Wrong reply mb
Replied to wrong person
i got 200mg nurofen
typical dosages are 200-400
take a deep breath
I also bought $100 worth of kr
600 isn't dangerous tho
ok how pls
idk
w
the max recommended amount per day is 1200
anyone know how to change email in krunker
Hy got nothing but supporting the game yet got 10k left
I nedd to find somoen to sponsor spins 😭
Genuine tip, get some warm water and put some sea salt in it
And than drink it all
Lol
This also depends on your age
goood comms
Even better if you have electrolytes laying around
Hmm I should check how much i have spent in krunker hm?
Typically i only use 1000 grams of paracetamol
yeah but I assume he is not 6 years old
Sometimes 1500 with giant migraines
discord tosbgg
<16 still dangerous
im 19
unc
Just watch out with ibuprofen tho
Ah yes Bea
WHAT
Eats your stomach
infant
:3
ok grandma
you don't even exist yet
Why we chugging ibuprofen, stick to one
But yea lots of water and a bit more salt @cedar pawn
Yeah I still have it lol
I am
gimme
Nah, always keeping that
@wheat garden what rank is you rn in ow
I played against catboy in val today
Missed my facecam stream
Even though I don’t have premium
they gotta reset premium names i wanna have Nuke
Only d5 on dps
They really should, it’s kinda dumb I can reserve catboy without even having premium
yea
Ok I feel less bad
was he cute
delete old inactive accounts
someone asked him to meow
Apparently Pandora caught using bots 
is it full confirmed now
I believe so
yikes
gg
did he
no
knew fake p was bad from the start
ive had suspicions
so far
ask aurth
everyone says they are botting but not a single person has reported credible proof to KPD to actually do something abt it
the update released 3 days ago, if that turns out to be true that's so pathetic lol
yeah I’m waiting on proof
but you never know with this community
Do I need to step in?
people talk a lot
me either, but ya never know
also his clan stats didnt look boosted
Do i need to step in as well
just alot of people with 1k kills
😭
it's okay grandpa, sit down and watch your heart
do some detective work bro
girl ur not far behind
On who?
Watch yourself
Also dingus is ban btw
I'm still young and kicking
pandora
Yea just now
for what
I'm toast
I’m kicking you
Crushing you
yes pls
wow
just wait till I take nav clan back from Emily

I’ll solo win the turf war

they just couldnt keep up with the big [YAHU]
they dropped 22k kills yesterday
Lol
Think Pandora is gona be the first verified clan from this?
no they are cheating
Errrrr
I am?
I shall be damned
Do you guys just pubstomp all day, no other games
not you
Yay
any problem Mr. Nav?
O wish I weighed that much
Loser
i was putting in b2b 9 hour sessions yes
I haven't touched a pub game in months
im gonna stay respectful and not ruin this beautiful night
LOL
aw
by insulting your gay ass
meow
Would yall support me if I started baning people and worked towards kpd?
yes
Or keep doing doge things
we hate TOS breakers
i think VertyKR feels a bit lonely
I cant in game
Why
Yeahhh baby
False calls
LOL
yeah make kpd more efficient and remove dei hires like @odd relic
Yea
nah thats valid
They havent cleared my thing but they said its a frvr problep
i just doordashed food for the first time in my life. my life is fucking changed forever
removing dei in 2026. tracks.
Hi Jon
No need to help dear old doge
Oh no
ts too mainstream now
ur wallet won't enjoy it
wdym
Lol
i really don't think about/worry about money. it's immaterial to me honestly at this point
@pseudo girder peep the song
bro I'm dying here, no uber eats or any other food delivery service in this ghost town
@unborn reef 🥹 ❤️ its our anniversary
thats either a good thing or a bad thing, i hope its a good thing?
I want to move back to a big city
The richer you get the more convenient/cheaper it is to just DoorDash everyday
i eat really good
Time is money
yeah you've shown us 😭
i had all the dungleskog and the blahaj when i was a kid and now EVERYONE has the shark
Did any of yall tune into my stream?
cheating on bella huh
nope
the signs were there
🙁
mid people cheating makes no sense to me tbh
like how are you pulling
oh they most definitely were you missed out on my 2020-2021 arc
Hey I dont I am considered mid
blahaj is a femboy icon
keep it up demodoge
🙂
truth nuke
loud repost
@real pivot Jon called you mid 😭
im ending it all tonight
can i have ur skins
some might argue
he just called gold mid too
True
LMFAO
i will fight them
isn't he tho
my blahaj henry is my only friend and i hug him
gold is a piece of shit lol
@wheat garden when are you sending me those relics

will win trust