general

[real pivot]

can i bet money on how long he takes to run the game into the dirt

[lavish ocean]

ill see what the price for krunker is

[amber pivot]

They legally have to

[earnest vault]

What's the daily streak of mentioning partnered servers here

[amber pivot]

This isn’t old krunker anymore bro

[real pivot]

i love being late game on vindicta i can just solo midboss

[amber pivot]

there’s laws now

[old wedge]

vindicta my beloved

[earnest vault]

Always on some shit when I open this server in the evening

[heavy storm]

they dont NEED to hire people to manage 6 extra channels kb has abundance of staff since almost all the moderation side of things can be automated

[wheat garden]

I can’t tell if ur serious

[solid helm]

isnt it beautiful

[old wedge]

Trophy collector my beloved

[lavish ocean]

I’m dead serious

[earnest vault]

Mods ban everyone

[real pivot]

people say shes b tier but like with a good team she’s a demon

[lavish ocean]

yall don’t know how much money you can make off Roblox 😭

[wheat garden]

Brother you have a water drop compared to what it will cost you to buy krunker

[old wedge]

Agreed

[real pivot]

pancito feeds me sniper stacks when we lane together

[lavish ocean]

realistically

[wheat garden]

Yes

[lavish ocean]

500k

[wheat garden]

LOL

[wheat garden]

😭 😭 😭

[lavish ocean]

with the current state of the game

[solid helm]

😭

[lavish ocean]

[wheat garden]

You’re funny bro

[old wedge]

[lavish ocean]

thank you

[real pivot]

son 😭😭😭😭

[solid helm]

aga

[solid helm]

yes

[civic moon]

hello guys

[earnest vault]

Hello

[solid helm]

hello

[solid helm]

oh no

[lavish ocean]

lol im jp i know it’s probaly in the millions

[old wedge]

Tony follows al

[heavy storm]

ud need 2x of that just to keep the game running for a year 💀 with dev salaries and stuff

[lavish ocean]

I can’t do that tho if it’s lower for sure

[lavish ocean]

1?

itd only be a milly for krunker?

[heavy storm]

to keep it running for a year

not to buy it

💀

[lavish ocean]

wtf

[heavy storm]

thats on a whole diff lvl

[lavish ocean]

dude where is 1 million worth of development at

[olive wadi]

ayyy my boy

[real pivot]

@old wedge the buff to vindicta’s ult is actually so good for her

[heavy storm]

going through sids code causes braindamage

if u didnt know

[olive wadi]

in frvr's bank account

[old wedge]

People be disappearing off the map n shi

[lavish ocean]

Typa scam

[cyan grove]

[real pivot]

i thought i was gonna miss the bonus souls but the 9% weapon damage per kill is insane

[old wedge]

vouch

[real pivot]

have you ever built glass cannon vindicta

[solid helm]

hehehee

[old wedge]

yes 100% of the time

[olive wadi]

what ur username in game i send u 10k kr rn

[old wedge]

AxrFxrce

[real pivot]

wallflower’s revenge with a switch on it 😭

[olive wadi]

no i changed my mind u sound greedy

[earnest vault]

Braunk 😻

[olive wadi]

is he gooning

[earnest vault]

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[lavish ocean]

relax

tryna spam me

[olive wadi]

@lavish ocean @lavish ocean

[lavish ocean]

okay buddy

[amber pivot]

Guys are trying to do what yeety and wingman did 💔

[olive wadi]

soo sigma

[bitter pilot]

idk what u talking about

[olive wadi]

bella

[lime yarrow]

[bitter pilot]

no

[lime yarrow]

yes

[bitter pilot]

bro posts the message and then deletes it

[lime yarrow]

[bitter pilot]

gave up on the 200k kr offer

[amber pivot]

I’m genuinely shameless bro

I got 10k kr for posting a pear

[olive wadi]

aura -1000

[amber pivot]

In the valentines event

[bitter pilot]

no!

[olive wadi]

share 5k with me

[lime yarrow]

yes!

[bitter pilot]

no!

[lime yarrow]

share your legal details with me

[olive wadi]

sure

[lime yarrow]

oh

[pseudo girder]

@modern rain they got manti at my local grocery store now

[real pivot]

@bitter pilot how much usd for you to try deadlock

you know they have dedicated south america servers

[toxic shale]

ok

[frail field]

can i get that offer too

[modern rain]

Im serious

[modern rain]

im gonna buy myself mantı tomorrow

[bitter pilot]

since its a game in a style that i dont like, like 50 bucks

[pseudo girder]

isn't it just another hero shooter

they should bring ghost of yotei to pc 🙏

[sudden heart]

i cant fkb

i cant change password ffs

on krunker

or sign in

how to

?

[earnest vault]

The shape goes into a shape press that presses the shape into a pressed shape

[obtuse bolt]

❓

[solid helm]

shaping

[sour wren]

Chat should I gamble all my birthday money

[earnest vault]

mmm bobby

[calm ore]

yes

[stone kestrel]

hi goat

[wet nimbus]

halloo

[languid temple]

Allo

[barren bramble]

guys does trading kr have tax

item for kr

[paper bridge]

percentage u gain is low pecentage u lose is high

[real cliff]

false

it's 50 50

you either win or you don't

[paper bridge]

:/

[sour wren]

I'm a pro gambler tho

[real pivot]

@unborn reef 20 ton hydraulic press vs rem

[paper bridge]

then there is no prob

[obtuse bolt]

No

[fair pulsar]

10 kr in plaza....10% on hub

[wet nimbus]

hruu

[unborn reef]

putting him in the bone stretcher

[cunning notch]

have you tried playing melee venator

[unborn reef]

you know the answer

[languid temple]

I'm good wbu

[wet nimbus]

im okay

[quaint canopy]

wavey wavy 👋

[quaint canopy]

have you tried **[p]**laying melee venator

[signal arch]

[amber pivot]

Aura entrance

[odd relic]

replying from august LMAO

[queen onyx]

YOOOOOOOOO

[twilit shuttle]

[queen onyx]

ain't no way bro

that is not what I expected that ping to be

[odd relic]

charles leclerc WDC 2026, you heard it here

[keen ridge]

whats the best krunker mod?

[languid temple]

Lmao

[quaint canopy]

I miss your mapmaking streams

[calm ore]

🥲

[twilit shuttle]

[prisma atlas]

2xWilly on youtube

[twilit shuttle]

uiii memo

willy released a banger video today

[drifting bison]

https://youtu.be/Ui2Mx2s6CQQ

oh hell ye

[odd relic]

this was peak

[frail field]

i won 3 val games with the name try krunker io

[white surge]

👀

[twilit shuttle]

👀

[odd relic]

we need more krunker irl content

[humble summit]

ur gonna get that check mark and drop all of us GG

[odd relic]

yeah willy dont forget ur day one's

[twilit shuttle]

🔥

Willy please forget me

[white surge]

NEVER YALL MY DAY ONES

[white surge]

Trust me I will

[twilit shuttle]

yay

[white surge]

Never

[odd relic]

willy verified when.

[solid helm]

W

[junior thorn]

holy banger

[solid helm]

willy the goat

[glad vapor]

W vid fr watched it on stream ! High quality video

[white surge]

That’s all you

[white surge]

REALLY

W

[solid helm]

👀

[old wedge]

Only way is up 🔥

[solid helm]

me broke and crpse watched it 🙂

[white surge]

Everyone watch it individually as well

Pleaseeee

[solid helm]

of course

[regal spear]

[twilit shuttle]

i am rn 🔥 liked commented shared saved reported

hold up not the last one

[white surge]

W Pepone

[grim pecan]

[odd relic]

i watched it 4 times

[drifting bison]

need one of you guys to roll up in one his videos and steal that 100

[twilit shuttle]

xD

[solid helm]

😅

[grim pecan]

Elo krunker ppl.

[twilit shuttle]

im gonna be rolling in with @bitter pilot
one after another bc we wont fit through the door together

[odd relic]

i got u

[old wedge]

@fingerzhun

[twilit shuttle]

Hi

[grim pecan]

Hows the state of the game in 2026. I think i wanna play again

[twilit shuttle]

Im loving it

[old wedge]

Its good

[drifting bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-excellent-mr-burns-8fen5LSZcHQ5O

[solid helm]

its beautiful

[grim pecan]

I played one game yesterday. Took me 22 min just to get a ranked game 😭😭😭

[twilit shuttle]

It has less players than 2021 ofc (corona), but its a lot better than 2022-2024

ig i kinda quit in 2023 and 4

[grim pecan]

Hi blitz

Been a while

[old wedge]

okay bro

[grim pecan]

Ok

Nvm

Not blitz

[solid helm]

25 more mins you ready👀

[old wedge]

In game everyone calls me blitz

pmo sb

[grim pecan]

Well blitz is goated so ye

[drifting bison]

is your name even bill

[old wedge]

I am indeed, had a fat meal so i may throw up

[old wedge]

My name is billy mate

[solid helm]

same😭

[old wedge]

how do you not know this Glen.

[old wedge]

😭 ong we dying tn

[twilit shuttle]

billy and willy 🫶

[solid helm]

its gonna be beautiful

[old wedge]

ily

[solid helm]

a beautiful stream

[old wedge]

Legendary, delightful, exquizite

[drifting bison]

youve never told me pal its not like im hunting kb members on facebook

[solid helm]

indeed

[old wedge]

Mb i thought it was obvious 😭

[honest galleon]

do you use tax records instead

[old wedge]

billt is my name cause i mistyped billy

[solid helm]

billeh

[twilit shuttle]

belly

@bitter pilot

[honest galleon]

bully

[modern rain]

@sweet trail ru online

[old wedge]

I would change to billy but its a bit too late now 😭

[twilit shuttle]

D:

billt is more unique

[drifting bison]

you can change names on twitch

every 60d or sometihng

[solid helm]

30 i think

[old wedge]

Yeah ofc but people know me now as billt instead of billy yk

[drifting bison]

if you want to itd be much better to do it now than later

billy is easier for people to remember i think

[old wedge]

True

[drifting bison]

better for brand

[modern rain]

i think Billt is cool

it makes you look different

[solid helm]

true true

[drifting bison]

tbh i thought billt was a kind of fish or something

[old wedge]

deadass?

[drifting bison]

it sounds like it would be

[old wedge]

Yeah ig so

[drifting bison]

and thats why i thought it was your name

[cyan grove]

wasnt it billtcod?

[drifting bison]

ya exactly

[cyan grove]

i got fish impressions too

[drifting bison]

that + the shark

i thought you were just fish larping

[twilit shuttle]

xd

[honest galleon]

billtcod is a super memorable name

[old wedge]

I mispelt my name on cod as ManLikeBillt instead of billy and i couldnt change it so

[honest galleon]

but billythecod is even more memorable

[modern rain]

Billt I hope you know my name was Disney de Orcas once here and orcas hunt sharks

[twilit shuttle]

xd

[old wedge]

[velvet meteor]

[honest galleon]

Shark f5

[modern rain]

is that a brock lesnar reference

[old wedge]

Might change the name to billyio or sum idk

[twilit shuttle]

[modern rain]

wtf

dont

wtf is billyio man

you aint an io game

[drifting bison]

billyio is bad

[old wedge]

idk bro 😭

[modern rain]

dude just stick with what u have

[solid helm]

no

keep it like it is

[modern rain]

my username sounds goofy but I still keep it

[cyan grove]

BillyTheCod

[modern rain]

i gave myself the name secretmember in like 2014

and keeping it to this day for the sake of nostalgia

[sly valley]

billywilly

[old wedge]

the cod part of my name was also an accident i streamed cod before krunker and forgot to change it 😭

[cyan grove]

^^^^

[old wedge]

That sounds like a duo channel

😭

[sly valley]

willy is there 👀

[drifting bison]

you cant be using the name willy as a uk person bro its bad enough that i have to say that with 2xwillys channel

[old wedge]

fr

[solid helm]

😂

[twilit shuttle]

[solid helm]

damnnn

[honest galleon]

No there was a player called shark f5

He was kpd and also kb mod at one point

[modern rain]

i used to use my irl name as my username

[modern rain]

ohhh

sharkfinn

[cyan grove]

omg youre walt disney

[twilit shuttle]

omg

[modern rain]

I am not Walt bra

[old wedge]

billyluvs or sum, then the different YT accounts. Billyluvskrunker etc. Potential

[modern rain]

If I used my irl name you wouldnt be able to pronounce it

[old wedge]

oops

[cyan grove]

omg youre Orca Disney

[sly valley]

my username is so cooked, some games dont even support it

[modern rain]

thats why I dont use it anymore

[honest galleon]

arn***s

[cyan grove]

lil nas x?

[twilit shuttle]

yes

[cyan grove]

i knew it

[twilit shuttle]

i new it

[modern rain]

i should change my irl name to Secret Member

[old wedge]

Guess ill stick with billt, its already stuck anyway

[modern rain]

yeah

dont rebrand

it is bad

[old wedge]

and a funny backstory, i still mispell billy as billt all the time

[honest galleon]

What’s the story behind tairsa

[modern rain]

how bro

it is so easy

[old wedge]

Keyb spam

[modern rain]

Yeletris

[old wedge]

TTairsa

[old wedge]

Cause Y is next to T so it slips sometimes

[modern rain]

oh while typing

[lyric heron]

Hi

[honest galleon]

It would be funny if your username was complete keysmashing

Just like 15 random letters

[honest galleon]

Hello

[stoic knoll]

Hello chat

am back

[twilit shuttle]

Hello chat

[stoic knoll]

Are u copying me sir

[twilit shuttle]

am back

[stoic knoll]

Wow

okay

[twilit shuttle]

not okay

!!

[modern rain]

alive

why is your name alice

[stoic knoll]

💔 the mods sir they bullied me

blitz mod abused sir

i want justice

[stoic knoll]

Its always okay

[modern rain]

bro got bullied everyday for a summer

just change your nickname kid

[stoic knoll]

Never 👎🏿

[stoic knoll]

one day I will make blitz change my name back

[twilit shuttle]

secret build

[twilit shuttle]

💅

[runic geyser]

Pog in the chat for those who are patiently waiting for the Krunker update

Pog

[odd relic]

pog

[languid temple]

Pog

[white surge]

Pog

[white surge]

Hi

[white surge]

No one beating me here

[amber pivot]

They don’t get it

my dad was so confused when I said his name like 4 times

[twilit shuttle]

willy willy willy willy

[sweet trail]

No ill be on in some hours

[modern rain]

oks

[modern rain]

wow @lone stream ppl on twitter are asking for an Istanbul map in OW

[queen onyx]

[bitter pilot]

i love wide clueless

[queen onyx]

for context, Willy had to get a friend to 1v1 me in his place, and I still took said friend 8-10 unwarmed :3

when are we running a true 1v1 Willy

[amber pivot]

@white surge 100 you say

[real pivot]

glass cannon rem build

[twilit shuttle]

if i were a deadlock character id be either viscous or the big one from mo & krill

[modern rain]

id be Apollo and claim Mina

[languid temple]

Glen would

[wheat garden]

New Sakura flavored redbull kinda ass

[twilit shuttle]

:(

[pseudo girder]

I'm gonna try it tomorrow

[wheat garden]

Let me know, I’m not a big fan

Still drinking it ofc

Not wasting it

[green aspen]

hello

I finished alot of challenges but i want to claim them

and when i go to the map

I see nothing

all of them are unfinished challenges

How can i claim challenges now?

[lofty sable]

its over for you when i fly mozz out

[limpid geyser]

game crashed

nice

[cunning notch]

apollo is for graves unfortunately

[green aspen]

What the

are you mozz?

Dayum

[amber pivot]

That’s @pure estuary

[humble summit]

why are we lying

[green aspen]

Who is that

i thought he was mozz

Ayo chill

[amber pivot]

Think his name is 2xWilly

[green aspen]

tell the truth

[pure estuary]

i am him

[humble summit]

he is mozz

its just his alt

[green aspen]

Bro

2xwilly is a krunker youtuber

ik him

[humble summit]

Yes and he is mozz

[green aspen]

he is not

[humble summit]

@amber pivot you have 63 likes you are lowkey winning this event

[green aspen]

He uploaded a video with the title: i got the best krunker player coaching me, and he said in the video that the best player was mozz

[amber pivot]

Of course I am winning bro

I am J pear

[humble summit]

Wait so ur lowkey giving me the premium right

Oh wait

they prob wont pick you

you are just gonna get community fav

😔

[idle dirge]

Crazy

[amber pivot]

At least I won the community’s heart

A guy there genuinely bought likes

LOL

[modern rain]

Sometimes I sit in the bathtub and pretend that I am a lurking hunter

[real pivot]

at the cursed apple realizing the only way out is through

[sweet trail]

@modern rain I can play now if you are online

[drifting kindle]

@honest galleon is it normal for a level nine I’m playing to average a 40k game?

[coral hearth]

evil larry

[sweet trail]

could be an alt

[drifting kindle]

Fair his stats being 57 games and 608 headshots kinda seem weird

[sweet trail]

whats their ign

[drifting kindle]

Awkuxa

[sweet trail]

oh i just played agaoinst them

[drifting kindle]

Oh same

[sweet trail]

im pretty sure its just an alt

[modern rain]

i can play in 30 or so mins i think

[drifting kindle]

I’m in their lobby

Nvm lobby js died

[sweet trail]

i think i ruined their nuke earleir

[drifting kindle]

Yeah probably

Ended his 20 streak right?

[sweet trail]

yeah

[drifting kindle]

Yeah I was there lol

[sweet trail]

you got to witness greatness

[drifting kindle]

Indeed

[honest galleon]

probably an alt

[timber shard]

yert

[solid helm]

aflackkk

[timber shard]

🫵

[glad vapor]

[drifting kindle]

I’m super slow what does FRVR mean

[modern rain]

FoReVeR

[drifting kindle]

Ohhhh

[stoic yarrow]

technically stands for forever but even people who work at frvr dont call it that

[drifting kindle]

So what does the mug melee skin supposed to mean

[honest galleon]

it's just a skin in the game lol

[drifting kindle]

Lol

[teal thistle]

[modern rain]

@sweet trail i can hop on in 30 mins or so

preparing myself an oralette rn, when im finished ill play

[languid temple]

[sweet trail]

Alrifht ill be on

[modern rain]

10 more mins then ill be on

ok @sweet trail im hopping on

[mortal smelt]

Is there a glorp discord server

[drifting kindle]

Anyone elses servers crash?

[grim pecan]

Willyyyyyyy. Long time no see man how u been

[white surge]

doing great ive been wondering where you were not even kidding

took a long long break from video games and im back now

doing what i can

[grim pecan]

Great to hear ur doing well. I personally got busy with work. Final year in college. Working on uni apps and shyyt and ye i started val

[grim pecan]

I play val or cs now. Krunker was too dead so had to switch and now its been like a year or so

[white surge]

i only played 1 act and got pickle rank

[silver pagoda]

Does browser-based krunker work with USb controller or just keyboard+mouse?

[grim pecan]

Pickle ?

[white surge]

asc

[grim pecan]

Both but insanely hard on controller

[grim pecan]

Aint no way

AINT NO WAY

[silver pagoda]

ok, thanks.

[white surge]

solo queued brim the entire time

[grim pecan]

Im in asc after a year

😭😭😭

[white surge]

lol

[grim pecan]

Started from bronze

[white surge]

yea but i only played brim

without queueing with anyone

[grim pecan]

Yoru waylay jett and cypher here

Mainly yoru

[grim pecan]

Ye i solo as well

[white surge]

did you see the vid i posted today

[grim pecan]

Na havent been on yt lately

[white surge]

go look pls

[grim pecan]

On discord after ages aswell

[grim pecan]

Honestly i think that might be one of the best vids production wise

Actually w effort into it coz its different from all those other krunker vids out there

W video man honestly great

Great editinf aswell

Yo @white surge

My guy

[white surge]

yo

[grim pecan]

The other vid abt the hiring egirl

😭😭😭😭

Now thats krunker content

[white surge]

part 2 coming

[grim pecan]

Patiently waiting

[white surge]

thank you bro

[white surge]

lmao

[neon flax]

just a question coming from 2021 when i was on a chromebook and didn’t play for years i just got a pc and wanna know if i should keep using chrome or use like steam or idk

what one do you guys think is the best like qol and performance wise

[waxen atlas]

guys where do you go to report an account being blocked and u want to unblock it

sorry lm new

[pseudo girder]

?support

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[rugged orchid]

Yo, quick question to those who use crankshaft client, does queuing in for a ranked match work for yall, Ive queued up multiple times and haven’t been put in a single game the last 48hrs

[teal thistle]

hi

does anyone know if there are any vertigo owners here and what their dc's r?

[twilit shuttle]

💀

[novel hull]

@rare basin @quartz stratus

[teal thistle]

ty

[novel hull]

np!

[lofty sable]

what 😭

[novel hull]

be patient with him

[signal arch]

same, i wanna go live with some mapping again. my most recent map was on splitgate and probably some of my best work. would have loved to have it all on video

[odd relic]

moonjuice return 👀

[queen onyx]

no shot.

Speed. I need this.

Speed.

My mom is so fucking homeless.

Please Speed.

I need this so badly.

[pseudo girder]

not very professional of you

[queen onyx]

I DO NOT CARE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A MOONJUICE RETURN STREAM EMILY.

[odd relic]

if i was mod, I wouldnt do this

just saying.

also go to sleep buh

[pseudo girder]

that's why you aren't mod

[pseudo girder]

I slept for like 4 hours

was about to go to sleep again

[odd relic]

one dm to leo and I get server owner

[odd relic]

gn ❤️

[pseudo girder]

uh huh

[real pivot]

can you make the deadlock map in krunker ❤️

[sweet trail]

@modern rain we lost infront of 20 people

[queen onyx]

"if I was mod" bro who

[odd relic]

just u wait

[modern rain]

im about to go back to plat 4

whats happening lately dude

[rare basin]

bruh

[modern rain]

i swear im not this bad

[queen onyx]

go back to dreaming

[sweet trail]

Im basically in the same.spot as I was yesterday

[novel hull]

[real pivot]

we all know kapkhan is next up for mod

[modern rain]

i need to find something to use for defend ngl @sweet trail

[odd relic]

ill go back to watching videos on how CHARLES LECLERC WILL WIN WDC 2026

[modern rain]

Soj doesnt always feel fitting

freja sucks at defend, shes S tier at attack i legit carried in both attacks

[sweet trail]

You can use sojourn just gotta figure out positioning and stuff

Thats probably something you could ask Dan aboug

[modern rain]

my tracking sucks sooo much

no i mostly know how to position the problem is my aim with soj

[queen onyx]

need to develop this guy some new bits

[modern rain]

cuz im pretty bad at tracking with hitscans

[odd relic]

need to develop ur mom a weight loss plan

[modern rain]

i owned their ashe and junkrat when i went freja

[sweet trail]

I ran into junkrats face like 4 times

[modern rain]

WE LOST TO A GIRL???

yeah bro Im just ending it all

[sweet trail]

Theyre in vc too

I believe shes queued with someone

I cant believe she asked that dumbass which Hokage are you question I hate that question

[modern rain]

bro

[sweet trail]

Its more offensive than racism

[modern rain]

someone in chat said ''soldier is throwing''

[pure sleet]

AN FOID*

[modern rain]

i think they said that about their soldier

i hope it wasnt about you

[sweet trail]

Wait what

Isn't she live

[queen onyx]

weight gain plan

maybe

develop me the weight loss gruh

[modern rain]

you can read the chat

[odd relic]

u dont need to lose weight

[sweet trail]

I guess some of my actions could have been seen as throwing

[odd relic]

ur pretty as u are

[modern rain]

Omfg Hokage my pride is so gone

[sweet trail]

I did suicide a bunch

[modern rain]

how will I recover from this?

[sweet trail]

We need a training arc

Before we enter comp again we both master every dps

[modern rain]

was she moira in our game

or cat

[sweet trail]

She was Moira kiri I think cat

I dont rmemebdr it all

I think juno too

[modern rain]

imagine if she laughed after killing us

no i think i never died to her

but still

[sweet trail]

I dont think i died to either supp

[shell terrace]

[sweet trail]

Their dps were fucoing mr

Me

Especially Emre at the end with his ult

Ngl I think numbani shouldn't even count towards ranks

[modern rain]

I dont accept this

[sweet trail]

Same with parasio

All hybrid maps shouldn't count

[modern rain]

she should have let us know she was streaming BEFOREHAND

[sweet trail]

I didnt consent to it at all

Now 20 people have seen me lose on live

Its literally the worst thing thats ever happened to me

[modern rain]

maybe i should start mastering Junkrat

and Ball

[sweet trail]

What if she blows up and people watch previous streams

[modern rain]

i think it is impossible to playback on her streams but yeah

terrifying

I need to distract myself Im genuinely depressed rn

[real pivot]

yknow there's a ball style character in deadlock

[sweet trail]

Maybe she uploads streams to YouTube there are many possibilities

[modern rain]

omg

imagine they comment ''bro their dps sucked''

and she hearts those comments

[sweet trail]

Im gonna cope with this loss by just playing stadium

[signal arch]

what

[modern rain]

i think im gonna eatmaxx and become a fatfuck

[sweet trail]

The best way to recover from overwatxh is by playing more overwatch

Its never failed me

[modern rain]

hell no man that is not safe

not a safe path for me

I was plat 2 Im now about to be plat 4

[sweet trail]

Its good for strengthening your mental

[modern rain]

no theres no recovering from losing to a streamer girl

[sweet trail]

Nothing could be as bad as our loss streak last season

[modern rain]

well yeah that was horrifying

[sweet trail]

I cant remember how many in a row it was

[modern rain]

it felt like Divine Intervention ngl

[sweet trail]

It was a humbling experience

[modern rain]

like 7 or 9 or something

i think i literally became Gold lol

Gold 1

from like plat 2 or 3

[sweet trail]

Yea it was way worse than wars in real life

[modern rain]

i have sore throat too man life hates me right now

thats why we lost btw

[sweet trail]

Im suprised more people didnt make a fuss about our loss streak?

[modern rain]

i had sore throat

[sweet trail]

Oh that makes sense

Wait

[modern rain]

feeling pain everytime you swallow, how tf am I expected to focus??

[sweet trail]

Im gonna sue this streamer

I never consented

Actually maybe it'd be better to sue twitch too

[modern rain]

dude id feel less humbled if

we didnt lose on overtime

if it just ended with us failing on attack, i'd be fine

btw Im gonna change my OW name

[sweet trail]

I really thought we had it since we were rolling them

[modern rain]

everybody knows Secret lost to a girl now so I'll change it to Akallabeth

[sweet trail]

Thats a good idea

[modern rain]

ill do it rn

[sweet trail]

Im so annoyed I shared the origin story of my name to so many people

[modern rain]

do i do it from the game or

[sweet trail]

The whole world will know soon

[modern rain]

where do I do it

[sweet trail]

Idk actually

I never changed mine

[modern rain]

oh battletag

ill do it rq

Ok done, can you check it in the game @sweet trail

It should be Akallabêth

Secret is dead, now Akallabeth is here

a new era begins

[sweet trail]

Youre gonna have to make a new origin story

[modern rain]

yeah like Genji getting a suit maybe?

or Reaper actually

from Reyes to Reaper

ill have a similar origin story

[sweet trail]

Still shows secret for me

[sweet trail]

Lettuce you didnt hear anything about 2 people losing to a streamer girl right?

[ashen forge]

wut are yew talkin aboot

[sweet trail]

Oh thank goodness its not world wide news yet

[ashen forge]

Did you lose to a girl?!?

[modern rain]

ok spectacular it seems to have changed

it is Akallabêth now

[sweet trail]

It was a streamer girl

[modern rain]

on stream

[sweet trail]

Ok i see it nos

Now

[modern rain]

it made me go through some identity crisis even

im no longer Secret, Im Akallabêth now

cuz imagine we join games and they say ''hey arent you that one guy who lost to that streamer''

[sweet trail]

I couldn't even imagine the embarrassment

[ashen forge]

Yeah I ain’t calling you that

[modern rain]

Hokage, we have an option

[ashen forge]

how bad did yall get beat

[modern rain]

a revenge option

[ashen forge]

Like, scale of 1-10

[modern rain]

we had a HUGE advantage, basically

[sweet trail]

Stream sniping??

[modern rain]

and we lost

[modern rain]

yes.

we will follow her stream schedule and with our new identity, we will take revenge

and then say ''remember me?''

[ashen forge]

was the advantage simply being male

[modern rain]

like Brian Moser confronting Dexter

Miss me

[modern rain]

nope

[sweet trail]

Thats genius

[modern rain]

we had a huge time advantage

[modern rain]

tomorrow we will play THE MOMENT she streams

and queue when she does

[ashen forge]

I hope both of you do some serious self reflection tonight

[sweet trail]

We will

[ashen forge]

don’t let it happen again

[modern rain]

yeah my name is Akallabêth now

[sweet trail]

We will come back better than ever

[modern rain]

hold on let me change my discord nick too

Yeah here

no more SecretMember

it looks weird af admittedly

[sweet trail]

You mentioned krunker in chat didnt you?

[modern rain]

I did omfg

[sweet trail]

What if her stream decides to raid the server

[modern rain]

I said Krunker Bunker

[ashen forge]

Got beat so bad you had to change identities… crazy

[sweet trail]

Its a new beginning toward greatness

[modern rain]

hokage hokage

change ur nick

if they come here they will recognize you

make it something like Not Hokage

so they know it is not you

[ashen forge]

Time to embrace your inner Edward

Edward Salad Fingers

[sweet trail]

They will never know

[modern rain]

Lettuce, I promise we will take our revenge

[ashen forge]

Keep me updated

[sweet trail]

I will train tonight

[lavish ocean]

secret

ANSWER the call

[lavish ocean]

i think theres mutiple people in this lobby cheating 1 100%

[modern rain]

kid there is NO CALL

[real pivot]

@unborn reef would you rather lane against lash bebop or mo and krill and rem

[unborn reef]

lash bebop for sure

probably win more against mo and rem lane but it wont be fun

[real pivot]

@unborn reef i bought glass cannon at 15 min

[olive wadi]

hi

[lavish ocean]

okay papa

thx for trying

I dced so that’s probaly why

[modern rain]

what?

what

that wasnt the wind bro

[lavish ocean]

love

it’s rizz season

[olive wadi]

its ramadan season buddy

[modern rain]

Yeah Sja is right

No lust in Ramadan

[olive wadi]

fr

[olive wadi]

sen hastaneli gederim

[cunning notch]

mo rem are lowkey victims

[unborn reef]

no

rem is a terrorist idc

[cunning notch]

no clear no poke no damage

gg

[cunning notch]

yeah i hate super wave

[unborn reef]

and dont sleep on his candle early game

that shit HURTS if he hits all headshots

[cunning notch]

but you lowkey double heavy punch it

[cunning notch]

every gun ever

[unborn reef]

nah his candle is different

mint choco chip

[cunning notch]

like all he does is throw pillow

[unborn reef]

"all he does is throw the fat boy"

[cunning notch]

one light melee and hes genuinely down everything for a trade

[cunning notch]

the projectile is so slow

[unborn reef]

you always got something to say dont you

[cunning notch]

yes

hes fake and gay

ult in lane is woke

[unborn reef]

rem and blitz both

[cunning notch]

i dropped a nuke on lash earlier

?

[unborn reef]

soundcloud is awesome

spotify limits the max volume so I dont get "ear damage"

soundcloud does not care at all

[modern rain]

not for me?

[cunning notch]

is this on your phone

[unborn reef]

pc

[modern rain]

Oh

[unborn reef]

and on phone too probably

[cunning notch]

do you have stable audio on or something

[modern rain]

not on phone for me

idk about pc

[unborn reef]

stable wouldnt even make sense considering that it's a constant loudness

[modern rain]

maybe spotify knows pantico is too old to have strong ears

[unborn reef]

I have normalize but that also wouldnt make sense

[cunning notch]

maybe they see hes listening to jane remover and turn it down

[olive wadi]

ey

[unborn reef]

no honestly

I'm 99% sure it's cause they dont want people to get ear damage or whatever

[olive wadi]

why did frosty got arressted?

[unborn reef]

and yea I'd definitely be getting ear damage from jane remover

[cunning notch]

because its so bad

[modern rain]

bro you would also get mental damage from that

[sweet trail]

Weakling

[cunning notch]

pancito you should play cave story

[unborn reef]

its like sparkling water, you just consume enough till you tolerateit

[unborn reef]

can you shut up

[modern rain]

Oh my God

no one drinks sparkling water

what ru on about bro

[cunning notch]

ill fucking buy it for you next sale

[unborn reef]

pleb

[unborn reef]

idc im not gonna play it

[cunning notch]

you are WOKE

[unborn reef]

whatever...

[modern rain]

what does pleb mena

[cunning notch]

plebian

a lower class of people

[unborn reef]

oh wrong channel

[modern rain]

???

[cunning notch]

?

[modern rain]

What?

[cunning notch]

???

[unborn reef]

what

[real pivot]

i cant believe pancito would say that

[olive wadi]

i want those feet

[real pivot]

???

[unborn reef]

come get it on deadlock

[modern rain]

?????

Pantico with his encouragement whats going on

[unborn reef]

that wasnt even a weird message you just question marking anything

[modern rain]

Dont feetbait people

[cunning notch]

?

[modern rain]

Lustbaiter

[unborn reef]

it's not bait it's literally on deadlock

no mods needed!

[modern rain]

thsi guys weird yo

[unborn reef]

I mean if I spent 90% of my deadlock playtime on vin

I gotta look at something like

[modern rain]

How people who have foot fetish be walking among us like they are normal people

[unborn reef]

???

ur a demon

looking at grandmas

[modern rain]

me?

Hell no

[unborn reef]

I think you want it too much

I gotta cut you off

[cunning notch]

son

[modern rain]

This is panticos doing btw

[real pivot]

stop being weird

[modern rain]

what

[unborn reef]

lets get you on dustcutter

[modern rain]

dude stop deleting ur messages

[olive wadi]

I DIDNT THIS WEIRDO DID @real pivot

[unborn reef]

call that fraud out sja

[cunning notch]

is this music

[unborn reef]

yea

[modern rain]

dustcutter is a funny name

[olive wadi]

skibidi ahh ohio rizz maxx stupid gamish name girly

[cunning notch]

you are such a diddy ahh blud

[modern rain]

Oh kap I met a Deathbrain fan today on Discord

[unborn reef]

it's a track

[unborn reef]

found in natural habitat

[modern rain]

She is an amazing person to say the least

blitz

[unborn reef]

dont ask secret about his feet....

it's a sensitive topic...

[modern rain]

can you erase this guy

[modern rain]

???

[real pivot]

next time they do that im lowkey gonna ban them

[unborn reef]

secret next time you ask for music I'm gonna dump a bunch of old music on you

[cunning notch]

woke mod abuser

[cunning notch]

run secret

[unborn reef]

yk this is mod abuse right...

[real pivot]

just got deranked because my team didnt do anything 🥹

[cunning notch]

NOOB

[real pivot]

this is deadlock bunker

[unborn reef]

lowkey the unc playlist is fire

I'm such a chud

wtf am I even saying

[unborn reef]

yea itis

[modern rain]

pantico ru ok

im getting worried for you

[real pivot]

we should queue pan

[unborn reef]

a tempting offer....

[real pivot]

im in a game rn but ill let you know when its over

[unborn reef]

mmm

[cunning notch]

the secret playlist is like an eternal stew and pancito just added his boogers to it

[unborn reef]

probably no queue for me today

too much deadlock

[unborn reef]

bait

[cunning notch]

why is he telling the truth

[unborn reef]

putting secret on the 90s and early 2000s musics

[cunning notch]

yeah ok youre woke

[unborn reef]

you cant tell me there arent bangers

and I know bangers

[modern rain]

i am so sick rn have cold and pantico if you were next to me i would cough on you

[unborn reef]

any contribution to that message would not be appropriate for deadlock bunker

[modern rain]

I wont be able to answer back because I cant sweat

swear*

but just know that you are a

[unborn reef]

how can my brain be so fast to think of horrible contributions but nothing else

[modern rain]

thats the way ur built

can u turn off ur facecam btw

[unborn reef]

chud build

[cunning notch]

sometimes you can really sense that pancito thinks he deserves to live

[unborn reef]

I only got a feet cam ✌️

[modern rain]

?????

[unborn reef]

I had to search for that emoji for ages

[cunning notch]

✌️

[modern rain]

just type : v

with no space

[unborn reef]

isnt it a peace sign?

[modern rain]

:v:

✌️

[modern rain]

lookin like some zombie feet

i know for a fact.

[unborn reef]

I got socks on bucko

wring out the juice

[modern rain]

people who wear socks in they home are the most dangerous creeps

you the kinda guy to sleep with socks on

[unborn reef]

nah that's too far

I get why people do it if they have cold feet though

[modern rain]

bro idk i was shivering like crazy under my 3 blanket stack last morning due to my cold but i still refused to wear socks

[cunning notch]

blitz can you mute pancito until the dawn breaks

[modern rain]

is this...

[unborn reef]

kap is too much of a tsundere....

[modern rain]

Dont use anime terms

ur not a weeb

[vale schooner]

hey anyone know I am facing alot of preoblem of ghosting, as in that I am moving on my screen but standing afk on servser side and on enemies side

[unborn reef]

I learned that from you dipshit

[vale schooner]

just help me with this

[modern rain]

I learned that from Nav

[unborn reef]

gg

[modern rain]

Nav and B called me tsundere

wait it might not be nav

maybe hradz

[unborn reef]

nah unfortunately I dont think any of us know causes of this

[vale schooner]

do yu guys face this? or only me

[cunning notch]

pancito needs to listen to it

[modern rain]

Ngl he would love it

[earnest vault]

its like a disconnect thing

can only be fixed by refreshing

[unborn reef]

^

and yea we do face it, been an issue forever

[vale schooner]

ahh so my score and killstreak just goes away.

[modern rain]

tell pantico shes not being helpful

I get pinged occassionally on MC Discord cuz one of the mods' name is secret too like bro

[unborn reef]

bro is not original

name mogged

[cunning notch]

pancito listen to until the dawn breaks

[unborn reef]

you already sent it to me didnt oyu

[modern rain]

just listen to it

[cunning notch]

did you actually listen to it though

[unborn reef]

YES

[cunning notch]

there is a big difference when i send you something

[unborn reef]

you FUCKER

[modern rain]

no he listened to the first 30 secs

and closed it

[cunning notch]

and when you actually listen to it

[modern rain]

he does it all the time

[unborn reef]

what are you even saying

[cunning notch]

this is why hes a bad friend

[unborn reef]

like yes bro you want to listen to neon white ost all day

ok!

[modern rain]

when i sent him a song he was like "why is nothing happening" into the first 10 secs like an ipad kid

[cunning notch]

speaking of neon white ost

secret would probably enjoy a few songs off of it

[modern rain]

fun fact I havent showered in 20 days and someone among us is homosexual

[unborn reef]

added a lil fun fact

[modern rain]

pantico what pisses you off the most in this life

[cunning notch]

me