general

[surreal glen]

roar

[cunning notch]

@real pivot lets buy property in indonesia

[real pivot]

we could buy a house for 50k

[cunning notch]

that would be so easy

its like rebirthing in cookie clicker

[real pivot]

we could even bring pancito with us

[modern rain]

they lowkey need to buff Asians in terms of alcohol tolerance

[unborn reef]

yk they LOVE to drink in japan

[modern rain]

Hes Korean

[unborn reef]

im sure you can find some titans over there

[real pivot]

pancito lets invest

[modern rain]

dude like we just started to drink the Absolut and he is drunk already how

[sour wren]

asian flush

[pseudo girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240750606403239956/1286367391584092191/togif-5.gif

[unborn reef]

ok well tjats

that's vodka

[old wedge]

nerfed from birf

[modern rain]

Such a regendary statement

[modern rain]

I mean the other option was whiskey. we not gonna drink beer bro. Maybe wine would be more appropriate

besides he insisted on it and is still drinking dude will blackout

[unborn reef]

ok well stop him

[modern rain]

i genuinely wish i had a bigger apartment

7 people in one room doesnt make sense

pantico send me $300

[unborn reef]

all you need is $300 for an apartment?

[modern rain]

no ill rob for the rest

[unborn reef]

might as well go the full mile

[scenic sluice]

Hiii all

@modern rain what did you wish for your birthday ?

[sinful portal]

I bought the battle pass, since its been extended:D

[sour wren]

oh right @modern rain happy birthday i forgot to send it when i checked chat a few mins ago

rick astley's birthday is also today

[lone stream]

secret

[sinful portal]

[unborn reef]

happy that you're happy

[sweet trail]

Lier

[unborn reef]

are you still top 500 stadium

[sweet trail]

Yeah it'd take a while for me to drop from that

[unborn reef]

season ends in 4 days right

[sweet trail]

I was at like 66 last I checked

Think so

I havent been playing tank as much ive been dpsing

[unborn reef]

you're actually too good

[pseudo hazel]

67

[sweet trail]

I know people fear me whenever they see my name

Pancito you can be a top 500 cass

[unborn reef]

in stadium?

[sweet trail]

Sure

[unborn reef]

ow has nothing cool for being top 500 though

also is it global or region based

[sweet trail]

So you need some type of cosmetic to be motivated

Idk

[unborn reef]

obviously, why else would I subject myself to torture?

[sweet trail]

Have you ever watched avengers endgame

[unborn reef]

no

[sour wren]

ironman dies

[sweet trail]

Oh

[unborn reef]

who's that

[sweet trail]

I had such a good comparison

Now its ruined

[sour wren]

🥀

[unborn reef]

you can still say it

it's not like avengers endgame is some deep cut

everyone knows

[sweet trail]

Well no now I think its stupid

[modern rain]

thanks bro I appreciate it a lot

[modern rain]

hradz

[sweet trail]

I forgot what I was supposed to be comparing it to

Oh wait

[unborn reef]

did you have a birthday cake secret

[sweet trail]

Ok you wouldnt tortured

[modern rain]

I wished for infinite wealth

[sweet trail]

From what ive seen you have ok aim

[modern rain]

yeah

[unborn reef]

yippie

[sour wren]

i have one i think im curious what my parents put on it

[modern rain]

ngl didnt even touch it yet

[unborn reef]

wdym you have one

it's also your bday?

[modern rain]

one of my friends made it we will eat the cake soon

[sour wren]

no

in 2 weeks

[unborn reef]

big

[unborn reef]

a

[modern rain]

ill send pic when im not lazy

[unborn reef]

👍

[sour wren]

18 🥀

[unborn reef]

also idk how long your showers are

but the joji album is 45 mins for 21 tracks

[modern rain]

30-40 mins

dude idk i dont wanna listen to a whole joji album

he gets boring

[unborn reef]

you're in a shower

[sweet trail]

Panto next time youre on overwatch we have to seita im pretty sure im good enough now

[unborn reef]

and I know I've suggested you some ass before

[modern rain]

Ok fine ill give it a try

[unborn reef]

I'm not gonna bias your first listen so I wont give my opinions on whole album

but my fav (new) tracks are tarmac, sojourn, horses to water

[sour wren]

sojourn??

[modern rain]

ill shower like 6 days later tho since I used a deodorant that lasts for 6 days apparently

[sour wren]

ow

[sweet trail]

Sojourn is a real word?

[unborn reef]

and honestly you dont need to listen to the whole album

[modern rain]

so no need to shower

[sour wren]

no he stole it from OW

[unborn reef]

?

[sweet trail]

Yeah i suspected that

[unborn reef]

how potent is that shit

[sweet trail]

He seems pretty uncreative

[modern rain]

idk but no need to shower

i hate showers anyways

from 2 times a day to 1 a week

[unborn reef]

dude might be a catg

ok slow down

[craggy stag]

hey glen

[unborn reef]

this must be bait

[modern rain]

What bait

[cunning notch]

hey glen

[sour wren]

cat

[unborn reef]

2 times a day?

[sour wren]

it means a temporary stay

[sweet trail]

Wtf

That doesnt even make sense to the overwatch lore

[craggy stag]

glen are you available

[unborn reef]

hey glen

[sinful portal]

[modern rain]

bro what

[sweet trail]

Jcole came out with his album to save people's ears from joji

[craggy stag]

output

[modern rain]

2 showers a day is perfectly logical imo

thats what i been doing since like 10

[sour wren]

my parents would slime me out

[sweet trail]

I take half a shower every other day

[unborn reef]

24 tracks 😂😂

that's not happening

[sinful portal]

I agree

[sweet trail]

He just blessed us

[sour wren]

too much

[wheat garden]

2 a day surely can’t be good for your skin

[sweet trail]

Unfrounatw thing about jcole is some of his albums end up being mid overall

[unborn reef]

weird way to say he's ass

[modern rain]

well i have a flawless skin so i think it is

idc about it i just sweat a lot

[sweet trail]

Well no I mean he has singles better than Jane remover whole discography

Jcole is too overhated

[unborn reef]

are you implying he's not ass cause of that

meaning that jane is at some bar that is good

[sweet trail]

No I only said it cause thats your favorite

And you seem to think shes amazing

[unborn reef]

I think you got the soap gene

[sweet trail]

Is that like the x gene

[unborn reef]

its the gene that makes you taste soap

[sweet trail]

Do you know the x gene?

[unborn reef]

no

[sweet trail]

Do yiu listen to don toliver

[unborn reef]

no

[sweet trail]

Bro how do you not know x men

[unborn reef]

why are you as a man

watching x men

[sweet trail]

What're you trying to say

[sour wren]

hes homophobic

[unborn reef]

why are you, as a man

watching x men

[sweet trail]

Are you implying something here

[modern rain]

yeah ok we knew u were homophobic

[odd relic]

ayo

[modern rain]

nothing unusual

[unborn reef]

why, are you, as a man

[modern rain]

shaming men who love other men

[sweet trail]

Do you hate wolverine pancito?

Maybe deadpool?

[unborn reef]

I havent digested a single piece of superhero media

[sweet trail]

Yes you have

[unborn reef]

nope

[sour wren]

you're in kb

krunker is our hero

[sweet trail]

Youve watched avengers infinity war

[unborn reef]

no

[sweet trail]

Wait actually you played spider man

Why do you lie

[unborn reef]

no again

[sweet trail]

Is that a Canada thing

[unborn reef]

that was nav

[cunning notch]

lets invest and become rich

[sweet trail]

Dude I wouldn't get you confused with nav

[modern rain]

@unborn reef do u like jack daniels

[sweet trail]

Im a genius afterall

[sour wren]

canadians are real? i thought they were from south park

[unborn reef]

ur insane if you think I would spend 200% of my bank account on spider man

[unborn reef]

havent had

[sweet trail]

South Park is based on reall lofe

Cattman was a real person

But he died to fat

[sour wren]

are you cartman

[lone stream]

is krunker bunker based on real life

[modern rain]

do u not drink much or just never had JD before? it is very popular here

[sour wren]

yes

so is krunker dot io

[sour wren]

hes an alcoholic

[unborn reef]

havent had, I am aware it's very popular

[sour wren]

everyone my age just drinks beer because its the cheapest

[modern rain]

interesting

Jack daniels with honey is good

[unborn reef]

dude's making a concoction

[cunning notch]

and add coke

[sour wren]

which kind

[sweet trail]

Everyone's and alcholoci

An alchciloic

[sour wren]

its like €2

[sour wren]

alchciloic

[sweet trail]

No one really knows how to spell it

[modern rain]

coke is good with everything, vodka whiskey doesnt matter

im not alcoholic i just drink it today for a special occasion

[sour wren]

i haven't drank since new years

because im broke

[sweet trail]

Consider theft

[sour wren]

in like 3 weeks im gonna drink for that entire week though

@modern rain hats when have to do the dancing thing

thats*

[modern rain]

i only dance in weddings

[modern rain]

bro I picked the diamond dps role on lfg srrver

[sweet trail]

Have you had your actual rank there the entire time

[modern rain]

Yeah

[unborn reef]

we need a new jean dawson album

[modern rain]

im honest

[sweet trail]

I put top 500 from the start

[unborn reef]

wtf are you guys doing in a lfg server

[sour wren]

rizz

[sweet trail]

We were gonna migrate there at first

[modern rain]

Looking for MN clan members

[sweet trail]

That too

[unborn reef]

mn?

[modern rain]

Mercy Needers

[sour wren]

what does ir stand for

[sour wren]

wow

[unborn reef]

men needers

[sweet trail]

No

[modern rain]

we are the MN leaders with Hokage

i was gonna become a mod there

but then i got warned by a mod for a comment about goth mommies (sane compared to the shit going on there)

so i got stopped

[sweet trail]

I was there to roleplay as an alternate universe Hokage

[modern rain]

that obstacle costed me my future

[cunning notch]

ken misser society

[unborn reef]

?

[sweet trail]

It wasn't even inappropriate

It was similar to the cia killing someone when they get too poeerful

[modern rain]

I said "would Pennywise turn into a goth mommy if i told him I fear them"

and I got watned

they talk about feet there 24/7

[lone stream]

the fuck is mn?

[sour wren]

@sweet trail WE are excited for the mario galaxy movie

[sweet trail]

Mercy needers

Yes we are

[lone stream]

yeah what is it

[sweet trail]

Ive waited all my.life for it

[lone stream]

a discord?

[sweet trail]

Its gonna be the most beautiful movie literally ever

[modern rain]

No it is our clan Hradz

[sour wren]

no their clan

[modern rain]

MN

I and Hokage founded it

[lone stream]

where

[cunning notch]

yoshi

[modern rain]

on lfg server

[lone stream]

where did you get warned?

lfg?

[modern rain]

on lfg server

[sour wren]

lfg

[sour wren]

looking for gays

[lone stream]

is that a discord server?

[sour wren]

theres plenty

[modern rain]

yeah one that i was planning to migrate to but then got stopped

[lone stream]

secret

ow today?

or bday celeb

[modern rain]

should be done drinking in 2 hours

or 1

my friend already fell asleep

[lone stream]

wow you chose alcohol over me

[cunning notch]

pancito we're gonna hit you with ira domini

[lone stream]

okay

[modern rain]

no i have friends over

brb

[real pivot]

tomorrow we throw bricks at him

[cunning notch]

tomorrow we ride at dawn

[pure estuary]

are 1v1 kr wagers legal

[lone stream]

I'll try to take a nap and wake up in 90 min so I'll be on then hopefully

Is 90 min ok or earlier?

[sweet trail]

Why would you take a nap in this day and age

[modern rain]

sure

im up till 7 am, it is 12 am rn

[lone stream]

Because I want to play but also want to take up early and also want some sleep

[sweet trail]

Go practice stadium

Dont sleep

[lone stream]

I will never ply stadium

[sweet trail]

You will

Ill make sure of it

[real pivot]

@unborn reef clear the wave

boxes at two min

[cunning notch]

what else spawns at 2 mins

[unborn reef]

why is blitz saying this to me

[real pivot]

t1

[real pivot]

whats your box route twin

[unborn reef]

your mother

[real pivot]

im sending you to lost whisper

[unborn reef]

you think it felt good

[cunning notch]

in the chair?

maybe

[lone stream]

Nope

[unborn reef]

blitz you're not only playing street brawl now right

[real pivot]

whats your favorite thing to do after the ritual

[real pivot]

i havent played in a while

[unborn reef]

ok

[cunning notch]

crack haze

[real pivot]

yeah ive been queuing the real game

[unborn reef]

should queue again now that we're close in elo agian

[cunning notch]

sure ill queue with you

[real pivot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/impostor-bro-thinks-hes-on-the-team-who-invited-my-man-blud-uC2GioVe4nyjE47wMJ

[real pivot]

how do you feel about south ixia

[cunning notch]

blitz just looking at lore pages and picking words

[real pivot]

no i remembered you saying something about north ixia

if there is a north one there should be a south one

[cunning notch]

south ixia is a state

of the us

@real pivot @unborn reef @wheat garden dlff tourney

lets make a team

[wheat garden]

Oh god

When is it

[unborn reef]

what

[cunning notch]

deadlock freak fest

[unborn reef]

im not playing against any self proclaimed freaks

[real pivot]

might aswell uninstall

[astral patio]

would anybody here be willing to sacrafice just 100 KR 🥀

[velvet parcel]

addiction

[astral patio]

long time no see

[cunning notch]

tournament doe

[astral patio]

whyd the archron server name change

[velvet parcel]

addiction

[cunning notch]

🙄

[velvet parcel]

explained in #1130601978465091756

[cunning notch]

you still have link perms?

[astral patio]

i see

[velvet parcel]

thats not a link. its a channel reference

u can do that anywhere in discord as long as u have message permissions

<#channel-id>

[cunning notch]

oh channel

i thought it was message link

[velvet parcel]

nope

[glacial pasture]

Trading 1m kr

[cunning notch]

i guess i should get started on an avero skin

[velvet parcel]

between u and blitz, yall have said that probably a dozen times now haha

[cunning notch]

THIS time though

ive got a really solid idea i like

[modern rain]

@lone stream awake?

[cunning notch]

i want to make it like an old macintosh

[velvet parcel]

This time will be the same
U open blender or substance then open deadlock while ur waiting for it to load, then u dont make anything lol

[cunning notch]

like super analog

[keen ridge]

hello chat

i made some skins wanna rate them

[olive flare]

Yo theres this racist hacker playing rn

named putinisa n word

bro just spams the n word and says ez everytime he kills you

[haughty pebble]

based

[olive flare]

he has like 7 other accounts all banned lol

[modern rain]

im not even kidding rn i knew cuff would type this if she was awake

and it happened

[haughty pebble]

😇

[keen ridge]

how i can import images here

[lavish ocean]

You don’t

@bitter pilot

[haughty pebble]

#random-chat but u have to be level 10

[keen ridge]

ok

[lavish ocean]

forgot you get pic perms in that channel

[bitter pilot]

from now on everytime u ping me u have to give me 10 buckaroos

gl!

@lavish ocean

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[regal spear]

Send me in dms

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[regal spear]

#1394649908614660146

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[lavish ocean]

[cunning notch]

@everyone im opening substance

[bitter pilot]

free 30 buckaroos

[lavish ocean]

-100 aura

that ping did not work

[modern rain]

@sweet trail wanna ow2 soon

like 20 mins

[modern rain]

i have yet to eat my cake pieces

[lavish ocean]

im scamming you Bella

sorry

@bitter pilot @bitter pilot

[bitter pilot]

im gonna call u a scammer

until u pay me

ez

[lavish ocean]

good

I might go in aura debt but it’s okay

[cunning notch]

@velvet parcel did graphy make this?

[bitter pilot]

u gonna go in debt with money and aura

[cunning notch]

i like what im looking at

[lavish ocean]

you funny

[wheat garden]

Bro does not have image perms

[lavish ocean]

lol

kap do you?

[cunning notch]

he gave me the model brochacho

[velvet parcel]

Yeah

Graph made all the models

[cunning notch]

im about to make the coolest thing ever

[keen ridge]

check my revolver skin skin-suggestions

[lavish ocean]

[velvet parcel]

U doing sniper, smg, or ar?

[lavish ocean]

Okay goodnight schat

[cunning notch]

sniper

[bitter pilot]

gn scammer

[lavish ocean]

Gn opposition

[bitter pilot]

im NOT an opp

[cunning notch]

insert cheesy bread

[lavish ocean]

you are the opp

[neon stirrup]

[toxic pond]

@modern rain if you aren't drunk hop in vc

[modern rain]

na im not but i wont

friend sleeping

[cunning notch]

this bake is so long my god

[lavish ocean]

my opps get swissed cheesed tho Bella so watch out

[velvet parcel]

Did i give u the lp?

[cunning notch]

you totally did

[real pivot]

hey i made two 🙄

[velvet parcel]

Blitz made 2

[real pivot]

🥳

[lavish ocean]

OMGGGG!!!

[cunning notch]

this 97 year old substance user still bakes models the old fashioned way

[lavish ocean]

[real pivot]

@cunning notch lets speculate

wait

jts the weekend we cant trade

is it over

[cunning notch]

blitz you know how old electronics kinda turn yellow

[real pivot]

👀

[velvet parcel]

Theres finals skins u can use as reference

[cunning notch]

really

[velvet parcel]

Yup

[cunning notch]

i have a picture of a macintosh on my other monitor right now

[keen ridge]

someone say is my revolver skin good

[velvet parcel]

They turned that into a gun already

[cunning notch]

am i doomed

[real pivot]

kapkhan i heard you ranked silver 1 in chapter 5 season 1 of fortnite

[cunning notch]

you think i have touched fortnite ranked in my legacy

[velvet parcel]

I did too, but on an uncles account

[real pivot]

my reference was too niche for you to understand

you not tapped in like me

[velvet parcel]

I got it

[cunning notch]

should blitz be shipped to uraguay

[haughty pebble]

dw i got it

[real pivot]

the big e’s fortnite account was active in c5s1 and ranked silver 1

[haughty pebble]

i appreciate u

[cunning notch]

beast

[real pivot]

🥹

[real pivot]

you made my day

thank u

[real pivot]

its odd cause thats after he died

[cunning notch]

hes alive wdym

[velvet parcel]

Secret's roommate

[real pivot]

i heard he goes by pancito these days

[cunning notch]

any chance i can get an alpha of the avero logo

[modern rain]

In a world of predators, I stand out. As a lonely foxxo, it is my duty to survive.

[velvet parcel]

Yeah 1 min

[modern rain]

wheres hokage and hradz wtff

[amber pivot]

Holyyy

[modern rain]

@lone stream wake up???

[amber pivot]

candace just came out with a video

[modern rain]

@sweet trail if hrad doesnt wake up we need to run some ranked

[amber pivot]

Has anyone watched it

It’s probably getting taken down today

[modern rain]

@unborn reef do you fw ow2 lore or smth

did you see that Sombra Reaper Widow left Talon

[lone stream]

A

@sweet trail

[sweet trail]

Ill be on in like 15 or 2p mi jtes

[modern rain]

great

thats great

ill be too

eating my left over chicken and cake

[lone stream]

Wow

I'll go sleep again then

[modern rain]

dont get dramatic

do u wanna watch me eat

[haughty pebble]

is this an open invitation

[modern rain]

no frankly i was gonna say wont happen lil bro

[lone stream]

I'll cook something

Am

Cooking

Whatever

So ow in 20ish?

[modern rain]

yea @haughty pebble you coming? in 20 mins

hradz i reached diamond yesterday

[lone stream]

@haughty pebble ow in 20 or I blow up something

[modern rain]

then i got deranked back to p1

[lone stream]

I heard

[sweet trail]

Hradz has never seen diamond

[haughty pebble]

i will if i can but idk yet
friends getting on for cod so depends when she gets on

[lone stream]

I am literally D2 rn

Or 3 can't remember

[sweet trail]

Thats a lie

[lone stream]

Whatever

[sweet trail]

If thay was true you'd be grinding to master

[modern rain]

d5 > d2 cuz 5 > 2

[lone stream]

I only play ow with you guys rn

[lone stream]

Damn nice combo

[sweet trail]

Its basic psychology

[modern rain]

how touching 😍 you are just afraid to play alone

[lone stream]

I don't remember this in basic psychology

[sweet trail]

If someone sees themselves close to masters they will be inspired to grind

[lone stream]

More like not motivated

Also I didn't really have a good mouse

I do now but just don't feel it

[modern rain]

BUDDY, I PLAY ON BED MOSTLY!!!!

[lone stream]

You play bastion

[sweet trail]

I use trackpad

[modern rain]

i use freja more often than bastion nowadays

[lone stream]

As long as you hold mouse one in the general direction of the enemy they die

[lone stream]

I play on touchscreen

[modern rain]

and i dont touch bastion in ranked that much unless i really need to

mostly reaper freja

[lone stream]

Secret pray for good thrift luck tomorrow

Or well today

[cunning notch]

so retro!

[modern rain]

dan said i can actually reach gm level with this aim but he told me my ability usage absolutely fucking sucks

[cunning notch]

i watched his team play today

[modern rain]

yea he sent me too

[lone stream]

Who is Dan

Your lover?!

[modern rain]

bro he needs some tuff name, Oof is too boring

[cunning notch]

his teamates are so ass 🥹

[modern rain]

Good luck

Dan is my coach Hradz

personal OW2 coach

[lone stream]

Ok

[cunning notch]

his 2nd support is good

and the tank is alright

but nobody can play ball at all i see

i wouldve been doing tricks on them

🙄

[modern rain]

bro do you know how Dan talks to me about Wrecking Balls in general

he talks about em like people talk about Von

[cunning notch]

they are bro

youve seen me play

[modern rain]

i asked him what to do vs Wrecking Ball he said ''skip to next game''

[cunning notch]

i dropped nukes in your lobbies

[modern rain]

''he can just 1v5''

[cunning notch]

bastion especially is a ball victim

[modern rain]

ye i never bastion into ball

easily baitable

[lone stream]

Everyone is a ball victim

[modern rain]

i try cass but like what tf can i do vs 1000 hp

[lone stream]

At least psychologically

[modern rain]

u need a whole team countering just 1 Ball

[cunning notch]

and i play pocket haze in deadlock

[modern rain]

good brig good sombra good cass

[lone stream]

Kinda but doesn't matter

It always sucks

Playing against ball is never not a pain

[sweet trail]

You stun him then hope that other team members follow up aswell

And right click

[cunning notch]

and then he presses e and becomes immortal

[modern rain]

Dan told me to play Reaper into Ball

[cunning notch]

only time you kill ball is if hes inting

[modern rain]

he said Reaper is great vs Ball but still

i aint doing no shit against an immortal Thanos built Ball

[sweet trail]

Is the goal to kill him or survive him

[modern rain]

idk what the English word is

[lone stream]

The goal is to avoid him

[modern rain]

to avoid his divings temporarily basically

yeah

avoid him

cuz he has a massive hitbox

he told me not to chase Ball

[lone stream]

You cant really just overpower a ball

Sombra ofc can Kira

But like

[modern rain]

you know what happened in a game i played in Nqs

there was a Ball who dominated but then

[keen ridge]

go check my revolver skin now give it a rate

[modern rain]

he kept getting trapped in our Junk's traps

and my bastion annihilated him in 3 secs in those traps

[lone stream]

Funny

[modern rain]

i swapped to bastion seeing how often he got caught in those

was funny because he deserved it

[sweet trail]

Did you use ai

[keen ridge]

no

[sweet trail]

If so I give it a 10 already

[lone stream]

#1394649908614660146

[modern rain]

but i dont think Junk works in any other map against Ball, Nqs because theres literally only 1 way

[sweet trail]

Oh then 1

[lone stream]

Where are the skins

[modern rain]

so ez to avoid traps for sure

[lone stream]

#krunker-art

Idk

[modern rain]

@sweet trail did u see the new lore drop

hradz did u

Reaper Sombra Widow leave Talon

[sweet trail]

Where is it

[modern rain]

YT

Freja and Emre join Talon

[sweet trail]

Is it just a comic

[modern rain]

yeah

[lone stream]

No

[cunning notch]

they said they were going to rework junkrat right

[modern rain]

i wish it was an animation

[sweet trail]

I usually skip those honestly

[modern rain]

no idea i rly dont keep up

[modern rain]

yeah same, i got baited

[sweet trail]

It annoys me they dont animate it

[cunning notch]

junkrat trap NEEDS to be removed from the game

[lone stream]

No don't follow lore much.

[cunning notch]

or fixed

[modern rain]

bro i tried Junkrat once

[sweet trail]

Im not suprised they left talon im pretty sure they were actually loyal to the fist

[modern rain]

i got the highest dmg and Hradz watcehd me

i was playing so stupid

like legitimately nothing i did made sense

but i still got the highest dmg

[modern rain]

moira still there lol

[lone stream]

Fistdoom

[modern rain]

Moira ❤️ HRADZ

[lone stream]

?

[modern rain]

nothing

just admiring true love

[sweet trail]

Hradz tried his hardest to burn moira

[modern rain]

yeah was really weird

[lone stream]

Where

Ehat

[cunning notch]

his trap only exists to kill pure of heart dive tanks because the entire thing is clipped into the floor visually

[modern rain]

now we get to the acting clueless part

[sweet trail]

We still didnt burn the new character

[modern rain]

bro those traps are so hard to see too imo

[lone stream]

I don't remember what you're talking about

[modern rain]

like i dont relaly get how Im supposed to see a small ass trap in the midst of an ongoing fight with 50 different colors

and Junk gets them so often too

me Bastion Hokage Junkrat = chaos

Eichenwalde

[cunning notch]

me h5

[lone stream]

I should soldier again

[modern rain]

kap u gotta play the new hero

Anran is kinda fun

[cunning notch]

is that the dps

[sweet trail]

She needs a buff

[modern rain]

yeah

the dmg she deals is really not much, it has to stack up

which is unreliable

[cunning notch]

secret im working on a very important thing for sage

🙄

[modern rain]

i see her getting annihilated in a 1v1 against other heroes like reaper

[cunning notch]

but i GUESS i can play overwatch

[modern rain]

her ult is like

[lone stream]

Are we getting a 5wtaxk?

[sweet trail]

At the moment there's really no reason to use anran

[lone stream]

If cuff

[modern rain]

bro why does every NEW hero have an Illari like ult?

Emre and Anran

their ults are so similar to Illari's

as if Illari herself wasnt annoyign enough

very ez ults too btw

hard to avoid imo

[sweet trail]

I saw more gameplay of the cat but with bastion

You can be a real terrorrisitic threat

Im about to get onle

[cunning notch]

and nobody is on

.....

nevermind dan wants to play with me

[lone stream]

Can we give soldier a good ult 💔

[sweet trail]

It is good you just use it poorly

[modern rain]

ill get on in 5 mins

[lone stream]

I never have the feeling that I couldn't have done something without soldier ukt

[modern rain]

just finished eating chicken Im eating the dessert now

[lone stream]

Other than like maybe valk mercy

[modern rain]

soldier cancer enough

dont give him another good ult

[cunning notch]

why is tracer so round

[modern rain]

Censor Tr*cer please

imo banning her is worth it more than Sombra

[cunning notch]

who bans tracer

[lone stream]

A good teacher can dominate yes

[modern rain]

me

teacher?

fuck your autocorrect

[lone stream]

Fuxj

I'm cooking

[cunning notch]

oh shes like infernus

have you ever noticed how tall ball is

[sweet trail]

2 feet tall

[modern rain]

does anyone really find Vendetta hot

am I the only one who does not

[sweet trail]

I do just not on the home screen

She looks really weird on the homescreen

[modern rain]

the ana skin i have is hot

the young ana

why did hradz just dm me ''sojourn is the ugliest woman there''?

[lone stream]

I have noodles

What

I did not

[modern rain]

insane

''I cant love Sojourn unless she has that skin that covers her entire skin'' what???

wtf

[lone stream]

Secret stop

[modern rain]

ngl it is just a bit far hradz

[lone stream]

There isn't even such a skin

[modern rain]

there is

the one hokage has

[lone stream]

?

[modern rain]

Motorbike skin

[lone stream]

Oh

[modern rain]

the biker suit

[lone stream]

Stop lying please

[modern rain]

omg dude this shit is insane now Im the liar

[lone stream]

Yes

[modern rain]

ok when u hopping on

im done with my cake

@lone stream

[lone stream]

youre not in game

[modern rain]

im hopping on now

[lone stream]

what cake di you have

[modern rain]

ill dm

[lone stream]

ngl my eyes hurt already

[sweet trail]

Eyes 😭 😭 😭 😭

[keen ridge]

why everyone ignores my skin

[sonic turret]

Hello

Why is hokage member and secretmember always kn

On

[keen ridge]

hello

[sonic turret]

Hello

[keen ridge]

why i am online

[sonic turret]

irk

Idk

[unborn reef]

make a new forum post

[cunning notch]

@modern rain why am i thanos on ball

[unborn reef]

and what would you like us to say

[timber shard]

yert

[modern rain]

@unborn reef play qp with me hokage hradz

u can queue dps

[unborn reef]

qp 💔

thanks for inv though

[modern rain]

bro im diamond u cant ranked with me

[sweet trail]

LOLL

[modern rain]

jk pantico ly

[unborn reef]

you laughing a lil hard there hokage

[sweet trail]

You havent surpassed me panto

Youre too canadian

[real pivot]

@cunning notch ive ranked up again without playing a single game

[unborn reef]

blitz finding out what shifting the normal curve means:

[real pivot]

ill shift your mother

[unborn reef]

switch yo gender

[real pivot]

i know the egg isnt saying this

[light portal]

just got 2 shot the second venator got his ult

:(

[unborn reef]

goo down

terrorist eliminated

[light portal]

bro didnt even care that i was ulting in hopes of taking less damage

still did 400

[unborn reef]

I have the goo blob as 1/2 of my bans

[light portal]

:(

i honestly dont know who to play in deadlock atm

[unborn reef]

the 4 new characters:

[light portal]

venator seems cool, graves is a terrorist

rem is boring imo

and silver is a 50/50 for me idk

[unborn reef]

go ahead and main holliday

[light portal]

trueee

time for the higher fov cfg settings

[runic geyser]

Those who are prepared for eterno updat

[bitter pilot]

arg?

[earnest vault]

Is this meant to be moving or something

[pseudo girder]

no

just 2 circles

[earnest vault]

@bitter pilot where my sniper at

[bitter pilot]

quicksold it

rich cannot get richer.

[sonic turret]

Hm

Hello

Hi rigger

Rigged

How do i do bhop stuff

[twilit shuttle]

@earnest vault

[twilit shuttle]

Amogus maximus

[sonic turret]

Hi pepone

[lone stream]

@sweet trail

[sonic turret]

How do i bhop like u

[sweet trail]

What

[bitter pilot]

shift and space

[lone stream]

@sweet trail

[bitter pilot]

all u need

[sweet trail]

Dont ping devs for no reason

[lone stream]

@sweet trail

[modern rain]

bahh

[sweet trail]

Ok im telling

[earnest vault]

Slide hop

[lone stream]

Hokage

I will pay witches to curse you

[sweet trail]

I feel like I need to change my crosshair

I have really inconsistent aim

[modern rain]

bro I rizzed our last Brig

[sweet trail]

Im ok with it if theyre hot

[modern rain]

ill name our child Hradz

[lone stream]

You will never see them but you will suffer and die

[sweet trail]

What do they look like though

[lone stream]

Guess I need a new nametag

[sonic turret]

Nah not that i mean like bhop maps

[modern rain]

he has down syndrome

[lone stream]

There can only be one hradz

[sweet trail]

The witches have down syndrome?

[sonic turret]

I mean like bhop maps and parkour ya know

[sweet trail]

Is there a character the witches look like

[modern rain]

hradz shut up

if witches look like ashe or freja Im okay with it

[lone stream]

I'm no longer hradz

[bitter pilot]

bhop maps u gotta be precise

and jump

[lone stream]

Or are you taking to the kid

[bitter pilot]

all u need

[modern rain]

i mean seriously Freja's ult voiceline sounds like a witch

[lone stream]

Talking

[modern rain]

nu van gada something

[sweet trail]

If the witch looks like domina then ill allow the curses

[modern rain]

Domina can Dominate me any day

[sonic turret]

how do they jump like far tho

[sweet trail]

They should've done a domina trial instead

[modern rain]

yeah

[sweet trail]

We want domina not wuyang sister

[bitter pilot]

jump harder

[lone stream]

I know 100% what the first thing would be you would do

[modern rain]

hradz you are ***

[sweet trail]

And whats that hradz

[lone stream]

Secret

Secret

[modern rain]

what

do u love saying my name so much or osmething

[lone stream]

I had your and secrets kills and damage combined

Wait fuck

[modern rain]

i was kiriko

[lone stream]

I had your and hokage

Wait no

I mean

[sweet trail]

?

[modern rain]

bro I was Ana and Kiriko mostly

[sonic turret]

actually

[lone stream]

Tank and hokage

[sonic turret]

wdym 😭

[lone stream]

I had tank and hokage damage and kills

[sweet trail]

Dude I cant aim on other hitscans

And vendetta is me suicide killing

[modern rain]

hokage u cant play reaper?

[lone stream]

Skill issue

[modern rain]

play freja

[lone stream]

Go fucking genji then

They had ana fuck her

[modern rain]

against zarya?

[sweet trail]

I can play reaper i didnt think to do so there

[sweet trail]

Dude what

Youre a goon

Er

[modern rain]

sigh

[sweet trail]

Oh ykw

I forgot bastion exists

[lone stream]

You would to practice range

Spawn her

[modern rain]

hokage become what you hate the most

use Pharah

[sweet trail]

No

[lone stream]

And would mein freeze her

[sweet trail]

I hate flying and shooting so much in all games

[modern rain]

that rules out Freja big rip

Freja is fun as fuck

i was literally dominating in that Ilios game

[sweet trail]

I cant use freja unless shes in 3rd person

[modern rain]

bro i cant aim in 3rd person

[lone stream]

Bro wants to play Fortnite

[sweet trail]

No its freaking stadium

[lone stream]

Stadium is so ass

[sweet trail]

Youre gonna make me actually say the fuck word

[modern rain]

i played stadium only once

[lone stream]

say it

[modern rain]

Dont fucking swear please

[lone stream]

fucking shit up idiot

[sweet trail]

Youre trying to fucking ragebait me

I just fucking carried you

You should be thanking me

[lone stream]

??????

YOU HAD 8 KILLS

8

[sweet trail]

In which match

[lone stream]

Last

[sweet trail]

Let me check my sources

[earnest vault]

The harder you press the spacebar the higher you jump

[sweet trail]

I actually see 11 kills

Where does 8 come from

[lone stream]

Send a reenshit

Tank

Probably

[sweet trail]

Tank also had 11

[lone stream]

I know you and tank had 8 and 11

[modern rain]

hradz hop on Türkiye

[lone stream]

And I had 20 or 22

[sweet trail]

Dude what game were you playing

[modern rain]

come to Türkiye

[lone stream]

Then they got some right at the end

[lone stream]

I can't

[sweet trail]

You arent a reliable source for kills we have to look at the scoreboard

[lone stream]

At least can't for much time

[modern rain]

I can't = I dont want to = I hate you

Me: ok

[lone stream]

I KOVE YOU

LOVE

[modern rain]

im bored so Im gonna eat another piece of cake

[lone stream]

I just have party 14th, exam 18th, bday with family, bday of a friend

And then uni again

[sweet trail]

Im gonna dominate stadium

[modern rain]

who tf has party on the 14th bro just celebrate it with ur gf or bf if u have one

if u dont just cry at home

[lone stream]

No

It's like not a party

[modern rain]

the 14th is always a normal day for me and my friends

[lone stream]

It's carnival

Fuck

[sweet trail]

A carnival isnt a party dude

[modern rain]

some of my friends got gfs and bfs tho

[lone stream]

Ofc not

[sonic turret]

oh alr thx

[sweet trail]

Hrafz were you ever diagnosed with the liar gene

[lone stream]

I'm blocking this idiot

[sonic turret]

Why is there always so much beef and swearing in general

[earnest vault]

I was lying

[modern rain]

I dont know but it fucking triggers me you know

[sweet trail]

Hradz has vulgar hands

[modern rain]

I fucking hate swearings

[sweet trail]

So he types vulgar language

[lone stream]

I have normal hands

Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[sweet trail]

Then explain the swear words

[sonic turret]

taking advantage of me 😭

[earnest vault]

Shut the fr**k up guys

[sweet trail]

Im gonna spoil jjk

[modern rain]

hradz look Im incredibly drunk rn and have anger issues so it is best not to mess with me rn

because if i do something rn i wont remember it tomorrow and it will be destructive

[lone stream]

I'll pump out your stomach

[modern rain]

catastrophic

[earnest vault]

Go for a drive

[sweet trail]

You asked ai to make this wtf 😭

You didnt even move the watermark

[lone stream]

Never

[modern rain]

hradz what is the name of your kid with Moira

[sweet trail]

I saw you on Moira earlier

[lone stream]

I don't have a kid with mora

Wtf

[sonic turret]

Guys shut the ||fart|| up

[modern rain]

aaaah got it

okay it is understandable

theers not a 100% success rate afterall

[sweet trail]

Hradz what attracts you to Moira

[modern rain]

the way she roasts him

[sonic turret]

You guys are so ||silly||

[modern rain]

''surrender to my will'' ''yes my queen''

[lone stream]

Dude?

Like

[modern rain]

bro got flabbergasted

[lone stream]

There is a very obvious reason why

[sweet trail]

Hradz is really mean in the story you know

[sweet trail]

Moira is mean

[modern rain]

look at me, Im with Mercy. look at hradz, hes with Moira

[sweet trail]

You shouldn't idolize someone like Moira

[lone stream]

I am the mercy

As a mercy I can't get moira pregnant

You know why

Bees and bees and birds and birds or something

[sweet trail]

LOL

[lone stream]

Imdeadass bringing the toilet

[sweet trail]

Mercy needers are anti-moira

[modern rain]

dude someone named Sage just sent me a friend request, pronouns she, with AI pfp

lets see what kinda commission i want

[sweet trail]

Omg hradz is hacked

[modern rain]

ill block you

[lone stream]

Lmao

[modern rain]

ill block you and then leave all our mutual servers so you cant ever contact me again

and live with the guilt of having caused me to leave

[sonic turret]

giys can yall stop

Respectfully

holy

[lone stream]

Guilty gear?

[modern rain]

What