general

[wheat garden]

Or do you press biggest losses

[real pivot]

🥹

[unborn reef]

Getting pings and its just from blitz

[wheat garden]

Get pan on this

He needs some light

[real pivot]

i check the top losers against the finra short data and if its been shorted a ton i buy a little

[modern rain]

no wtf

we dont fw sushi here

[unborn reef]

Give tje answer mf

[wheat garden]

Yes we do

[modern rain]

?

[wheat garden]

❤️

[modern rain]

remove that heart emoji rn

[unborn reef]

Which of the 2 you prefer

[modern rain]

Cats Eyes

[lone stream]

You make me cry

[unborn reef]

Good

[wheat garden]

Blitz do you have any long term stocks

[real pivot]

pancito you arent even gonna say im so smart for being right

[modern rain]

shush little baby dont you cry everythings gonna be alright

[real pivot]

some random oil companies

[cunning notch]

@unborn reef @unborn reef

WE'RE RICH

[lone stream]

Sushi is the only meat I eat

Sushi is goated

[wheat garden]

Are you guys named after deadlock items

[real pivot]

yes

[wheat garden]

I deadass can’t tell

Ok

[modern rain]

bro go eat meat wtf sushi is ass

[unborn reef]

Give me the reason they jumped and I'll lyk

[modern rain]

quality meat is better

[lone stream]

Today must be some weird day

[real pivot]

1.5 billion in bitcoin invested in

[lone stream]

Secret would never say that sushi is ass

[modern rain]

???

search up sushi by me

[unborn reef]

Into the company?

[modern rain]

not a single positive word about it

[wheat garden]

I love counterspell

[unborn reef]

Holy nothing burger

[cunning notch]

blitz lets sell a course

[lone stream]

All I see is praise of the cooks

[real pivot]

we dont care about the news

all we care about is the money

[modern rain]

false

[lone stream]

Immersive descriptions of the taste

[modern rain]

ok. reply to those msgs

[real pivot]

@cunning notch i love how delusional the comments get

its so funny but also i feel bad looking at some

[lone stream]

There are too many

[cunning notch]

they really liked the $1 comment

[modern rain]

just pick 1

[wheat garden]

Wait what’s the price of the stock

0.2?

[real pivot]

20 cents a share

[unborn reef]

Unless you predicted 1.5 billion in bitcoin being invested by some unnamed source then no you got lucky

[real pivot]

was like 7 or 8 cents yesterday

[wheat garden]

holy shit

1 dollar when

[real pivot]

1 dollar today

[wheat garden]

🥹

[cunning notch]

on MY soul

[real pivot]

i just know how to pick them

[cunning notch]

danfan revealed it to me

[real pivot]

yoshi revealed it to me in a vision

[modern rain]

scream if u wanna impregnate yoshi

[cunning notch]

this should be a crime

[unborn reef]

Does he know

[cunning notch]

like you can just manifest money

out of nothing

[real pivot]

we're getting investigated by the securities and exchange commission

yeah pan we both already got our cost out

so we're genuinely printing money

[lone stream]

🤨

Well okay secret I shall cook something else today

Beans and toast

[unborn reef]

I've heard and thought this too many times

[real pivot]

its true no? we got the cost out and then some

[cunning notch]

yk i said id give you my first $20 earnings

[unborn reef]

Paper gains are nothing till you take them

[unborn reef]

No lol

[real pivot]

🥹

[cunning notch]

whats your paypal pancito

[real pivot]

im lowkey selling at 3

well

[unborn reef]

You'll still feel like shit if you lose it, 100%

[real pivot]

ill sell half at 3 then half at 5 then hold the rest

[wheat garden]

Pancito has been telling me this for years frankly

[cunning notch]

mind you this is the guy who bets on chinese valorant and cs gambling websites

[real pivot]

it wasnt about the money im making this is just fun

[modern rain]

bro tell me when u done

so we can play ow2

[lone stream]

We can now

[unborn reef]

You had a majority of your savings in crypto, at least they have a minority

[lone stream]

I can cook later

[modern rain]

sick

lets go then

[lone stream]

Ill make sandwiches

[wheat garden]

Majority??? Ur crazy

[cunning notch]

pancito what's your cashapp address

paypal

[unborn reef]

You told us you had 0 in stocks but 5 figs in crypto

[wheat garden]

It’s not that I had majority in crypto, it’s that little money turned into “majority”

[unborn reef]

Idk

[wheat garden]

Due to rising prices

[real pivot]

you know what im doing with these gains right

im rolling all this into oil

[unborn reef]

...so you had majority

[modern rain]

kill nav and steal his money

[unborn reef]

Mmmmm...

[wheat garden]

I put in like nothing

[cunning notch]

they cant tax our holdings right

[real pivot]

i could use navs money better

[cunning notch]

only our liquid

[real pivot]

its only taxes if the gain is realized

[unborn reef]

Some interesting developments in oil recently

[wheat garden]

I bought bitcoin at 19k 🥹

[real pivot]

i couldve done more with that 19k in a day than you've done 🙄

[wheat garden]

19k as in the price

I did not put in 19k

😭

[unborn reef]

Ok, but right now when looking at your split, why would you care about past numbers

[simple forum]

[unborn reef]

Past numbers are just for metrics, they dont mean anything for you right now

[real pivot]

kap how much have you made from this

like realized gains

[jovial siren]

blah blah

[simple forum]

[simple forum]

[unborn reef]

And it's ok kap I dont need $20 you'll apparently get taxed on it anyways

[wheat garden]

I mean sure but either way it wasn’t majority of my money, yes I didn’t have stocks but I still didn’t have majority of my money in there

[unborn reef]

That's still not good

But shouldnt rehaah

[real pivot]

will you get taxed on a 20 dollar wingstop giftcard

[unborn reef]

Rehash

[unborn reef]

You know what blitz

Give it to me

[wheat garden]

Yo?

[cunning notch]

?

[real pivot]

?

[wheat garden]

Pancito setting his pride aside for once?

[cunning notch]

counterspell is 1 word isnt it

[wheat garden]

Yes but it looks ugly

As 1 word

[unborn reef]

Looks weird as 2

[wheat garden]

UGHHHH

Better?

[cunning notch]

interesting how all the deadlock players are billionaires

think about that

[wheat garden]

The crown princess of Norway being in the Epstein files has really sparked controversy in the country

[unborn reef]

Noob down

[wheat garden]

The monarchy might be abolished

And we swap to being republic

[unborn reef]

Oh noooo

[wheat garden]

lol

[unborn reef]

Norway in shambles?

[wheat garden]

I mean

Wouldn’t change much

[cunning notch]

pancito was in the files

[wheat garden]

Monarchies are useless

They serve no purpose other than to look pretty

[clear latch]

stupid fucking korean why are you here

im the BEST ALBANIAN

[real pivot]

@cunning notch lets buy an island

[clear latch]

what….are you going to do with it

[real pivot]

evade taxes

[wheat garden]

Wanna buy mine

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot @earnest vault

[unborn reef]

I knew it

[clear latch]

fair

[real pivot]

of course you have one

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[clear latch]

you DONT have an island

[lavish ocean]

Kap does

[clear latch]

lies

[wheat garden]

So is that a yes?

[lavish ocean]

He’s also got kapstein files

[wheat garden]

I peeked kb yesterday and saw kap’s message about Glen

[clear latch]

🐴

[wheat garden]

Sob

[lavish ocean]

LOL

did you see what he said today

[wheat garden]

I hope ur talking about Glen

[lavish ocean]

no

[wheat garden]

Dammit

Would of been funny

[lavish ocean]

what he say yesterday

[oak blade]

[lavish ocean]

I need all the tea

[real pivot]

@cunning notch check my post on tirx

oh my god its going up it worked

[cunning notch]

wtf did i say

[wheat garden]

Files lol

[unborn reef]

Glenstein

[wheat garden]

^

[cunning notch]

ohh

[bitter pilot]

kapstein files should get released

[wheat garden]

They’re stored on my island

[bitter pilot]

that also makes sense

[gloomy idol]

Of course you have one

[cunning notch]

yeah me and nav have history been long time friends

[amber pivot]

@lavish ocean you got connections to glenfs can you tell him to slide me my items

[wheat garden]

🥹

Deadlock buddies right

[real pivot]

wait kap its getting active

is it going below 2

[cunning notch]

im getting banh mi

to celebrate

[wheat garden]

I’ve never had one of those

[real pivot]

if it goes below 2 im reupping

[wheat garden]

There’s one place that sells it

But it’s a pork one

And I don’t eat pork

[wheat garden]

Istg everyone in this server has Glen added as a friend

[unborn reef]

Nope

[wheat garden]

Pancito too tuff

[modern rain]

i dont too

HOP ON OW2!!!

lets all ban Ball together

[unborn reef]

Ur a lost cause honestly

[amber pivot]

I don’t have him added

[modern rain]

Ur lost too in the missing sense u got no home

[wheat garden]

Yes you do

[amber pivot]

I removed that guy

[odd relic]

why is ur name counterspell u dont play magic

[wheat garden]

Deadlock item

[amber pivot]

Back in the days it used to be a flex now it’s just nothing

We used to be mythical now we’re common

[solid helm]

🫡

[unborn reef]

If only I could super react

[oak blade]

If only I could react

[wheat garden]

Power of level 100

[unborn reef]

Stank

[wheat garden]

Counterspell

[molten sundial]

insert car explode gif

[twilit shuttle]

miau

boom

[molten sundial]

yes

[real pivot]

do i need to gift you nitro

@cunning notch is it over

[cunning notch]

its never over

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[unborn reef]

No

Never gift me nitro

[lavish ocean]

Wdym

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[unborn reef]

Nitro is useless and is a waste of money

[modern rain]

@sweet trail ru on

[lavish ocean]

If you want some just say that

[unborn reef]

Yes im happy with 10mb upload limit thanks

[lavish ocean]

that sounds depressing

[unborn reef]

Yea lets just cut it down to 5

[unborn reef]

How much you be uploading?

[bitter pilot]

i cannot live without my 500mb upload

[unborn reef]

🤨

[cunning notch]

remember when it was 8

mb

[unborn reef]

Youre fine

[cunning notch]

remember when it was 25

[unborn reef]

Yea

[lavish ocean]

A lot of Bofas

[unborn reef]

Good times

[unborn reef]

Freak

[stoic knoll]

Hello

[bitter pilot]

ngl when i saw u typing that, i thought u typed bolas

[lavish ocean]

Nah I just gotta upload a bofa here and there

[unborn reef]

You dont have to..

[wheat garden]

Cut it down to 5mb and make nitro into 1GB

[lavish ocean]

I do

[unborn reef]

Just kill all non nitro usera

[regal spear]

@sly holly reaction added

[lavish ocean]

you don’t understand

[sly holly]

@regal spear yeaaa reactions

[lavish ocean]

How important bofas are

[sly holly]

yoo solz

[bitter pilot]

what the flip is bofas

[molten sundial]

💔 _ _

[lavish ocean]

Yur

[lavish ocean]

bofa deez nuts on ya chin

[bitter pilot]

ok buddy

[unborn reef]

What community are you part of solz just curious

[bitter pilot]

he is a comp nerd

[unborn reef]

Movement?

Oh

[molten sundial]

oh

nvm

[lavish ocean]

so right

[sly holly]

#krunker-art

[bitter pilot]

when u trying movement solz

[real pivot]

im gifting you nitro

[lavish ocean]

I think I will very soon actually

[unborn reef]

No

[real pivot]

yes

[bitter pilot]

gotta improve those shmoovements

[lavish ocean]

[molten sundial]

is this what they call "reverse psychology"

[lavish ocean]

im already knowing

[unborn reef]

Noticing you dodged the wingstop card

[bitter pilot]

wingstop addict

[real pivot]

actually i tried to buy it and my bank called me about fraud

[lavish ocean]

LOL

insta deleted but I saw

[regal spear]

[unborn reef]

Ok so you hung up the phone and then what

[molten sundial]

2

[bitter pilot]

3

[lavish ocean]

4

[bitter pilot]

6

[lavish ocean]

7

[real pivot]

i can try again

[modern rain]

Pantico is banned from DoorDash??? Lmfao

[lavish ocean]

Fatass

[real pivot]

would you rather have a doordash gift card

[unborn reef]

$20 would just be delivery

And actually wouldnt even cover it

[lavish ocean]

Yo your actually fat

😭

[unborn reef]

???

[torpid zealot]

You are banned from migros btw

[bitter pilot]

he is mega fat solz

[amber pivot]

He stole 500k of my items

[lavish ocean]

20$ FOR DELIVERY?

WHAT IS YOU GETTING

[modern rain]

dont even talk you last chairbender

[amber pivot]

and now I’m not even getting it back 😔

[lavish ocean]

A WHOLE MENU?

[real pivot]

the menu

[torpid zealot]

WHAT

[unborn reef]

How does that represent fat that just means it's far away

[torpid zealot]

[lavish ocean]

?????

[unborn reef]

Im sliming you out solz

[lavish ocean]

you won’t be able too

[unborn reef]

And the movement community too as a bonus

[modern rain]

4 burgers 2 pizzas 6 tacobells as an appetizer for pantico please

[lavish ocean]

I’ll just pull some wing stop out my ass and have you hypnotized

[bitter pilot]

im killing u

[lavish ocean]

Seriously

[bitter pilot]

@real pivot im removing ur vip as a bonus

[lavish ocean]

How?

[unborn reef]

The gossip pass

[modern rain]

i need to help Pantico and record it and upload it to YouTube. so people think im a nice person for helping the homeless

[torpid zealot]

this just in: Jump clan members have been using macros this whole time

more news at 11

[lavish ocean]

@unborn reef if you act need some for DoorDash I got you lol im a fatass too so I got some special perks

[bitter pilot]

if jump clan members were using macros the whole clan would be wiped

[modern rain]

when was Jump founded

[lavish ocean]

Bella you in jump?

[unborn reef]

Thanks but I havent used it before

[modern rain]

history question

[bitter pilot]

uhh

2021 iirc

[unborn reef]

I'm notoriously broke

[bitter pilot]

yuh

[modern rain]

lets test Bella's history knowledge about jump

[bitter pilot]

2021

[modern rain]

Okay correct

[lavish ocean]

When I come do my jumps imma need some help

[modern rain]

thats it idk anything slse about Jump to ask

[lavish ocean]

I barely can do movement with a fat green rock

[bitter pilot]

sure

[bitter pilot]

there is a bit but u havent played krunker since 1998 so

u dont even know jump that much

[lavish ocean]

Finna be the best jumper in the game

[modern rain]

i mean thats a point

[bitter pilot]

the jump people wouldve loved a guy like u in there

[lavish ocean]

krunker having a movement com is actually pretty cool icl

[lavish ocean]

So jump clan must be all unemployed

[bitter pilot]

alot of the jump people are employed nowadays

[lavish ocean]

too late secret

[unborn reef]

?

[real pivot]

@unborn reef genuinely i’ll have to buy a doordash gift card

[bitter pilot]

what

[unborn reef]

Ok dont bother

[torpid zealot]

ok another question for Bella

[bitter pilot]

yeah

[torpid zealot]

Who is the best Jump member

[bitter pilot]

riggly wiggly the 3rd

[torpid zealot]

I wanna say correct but what

[odd relic]

bella check ur ping

slacker

[real pivot]

arw you actually banned

[cunning notch]

thats my alt

[bitter pilot]

thats the name they call rigged in jump

[unborn reef]

No but genuinely it would all be used on delivery feea

Fees

[real pivot]

🙄

[modern rain]

bro tf is this

[cunning notch]

$50 wingstop order

[modern rain]

Twitter

[unborn reef]

Plus doesnt doordash upcharge

[modern rain]

big_islandboy69

[cunning notch]

cybertruck next to me

[unborn reef]

I need to study that holliday's movement

[bitter pilot]

u pinged me like 10 seconds ago, i usually respond to pings in 2 business days

if i dont forget

[real pivot]

pancito what other gift csrd would you like

[bitter pilot]

in a good day

[unborn reef]

Its ok blitz

[torpid zealot]

oh

fair

wow rigged you have aura

[real pivot]

i know you need it

[bitter pilot]

no he is just a dumbass, and we gave him a dumbass name

shrimple as that

[odd relic]

[modern rain]

?

[unborn reef]

Lowkey I actually mightve, need to pay for someone on the weekend and food prices might be me in debt lol

[torpid zealot]

He's cool tho

[unborn reef]

Gonna have to order the ice soup

[bitter pilot]

never said he wasnt cool

[real pivot]

let me get you a 50 dollar doordash card

[torpid zealot]

He's also not a dumbass

Maybe silly

[bitter pilot]

oh he is a MEGA dumbass

[torpid zealot]

ok idk what happens over there at Jump HQ

[bitter pilot]

alot of things happen at jump hq

[unborn reef]

Nah it wouldnt workout, it's fine though

[torpid zealot]

Do you guys maybe

Jump a lot over there

haha

[bitter pilot]

oh yeah

[torpid zealot]

[manic linden]

Dutch translation is son of a w ore

[real pivot]

if u like genuinely need food i can get u a gift card 😭

[unborn reef]

No I'm not gonna die lol

[modern rain]

correct

orospu is actually translated to w ho re

[manic linden]

And amk cocuk

[modern rain]

Amk çocuğu

[manic linden]

Aminakoiydum

[manic linden]

No not not the UGU

[modern rain]

Amına koyduğumun çocuğu

Amina koyim

[manic linden]

Smh

[modern rain]

why do u only learn the swear words

[manic linden]

You probably just talk a different dialect of turkish

[modern rain]

No?

tf this a disrespect

[manic linden]

Aviet olsun

[modern rain]

Afiyet olsun

[manic linden]

SALAM ALAIKUM

[real pivot]

its okay pan ill take care of u

[modern rain]

Selamun aleyküm

[real pivot]

ill get u out of here

[manic linden]

Nobody here says that

[ashen heart]

[manic linden]

Dutch turkish must be different

[amber pivot]

Confiscated for BM

[modern rain]

i think so

[unborn reef]

Out the trenches...

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[modern rain]

My Turkish is obviously better

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[amber pivot]

Yeoooo @drifting bisonSSS

[lavish ocean]

I can’t really help you with that man

if you bmed

[manic linden]

I learned other words but i've forgotten

[amber pivot]

Bro I didn’t even mean to ping him

[unborn reef]

Oh and I was moved to arcanist 1

[manic linden]

Like what was thank you

[amber pivot]

I didn’t he just died on me

[real pivot]

im gonna start queuing on my alt

[manic linden]

Or good morning

[lavish ocean]

???

[modern rain]

Teşekkürler/Teşekkür ederim

[unborn reef]

Youre in kap's main elo

[modern rain]

Günaydın

[real pivot]

kap and i can fix you

[real pivot]

genuinely the games are easier

[unborn reef]

Wack

[modern rain]

bro i need hokage on ow2 so i can tank

[lone stream]

@modern rain

[modern rain]

go

lets do it

[lone stream]

GO

LETS DO IT

Iwas too lazy for tomatoes

[modern rain]

nob lol

[real pivot]

pancito ill buy you a steak dinner

tirx is back over 24 cents

[unborn reef]

U and kap might just be able to buy that island you want

[real pivot]

you’re invited

[cunning notch]

@real pivot told you its never over

[cunning notch]

they nerfed superior stamina

[wheat garden]

The ranks change so fast, it moves up and down so much per game

[pastel sage]

Mbd

[cunning notch]

nav have you played vyper

or mirage

[wheat garden]

No

I just played my first bebop game earlier

[cunning notch]

im kinda thanos on them

[wheat garden]

Bomb nuking is fun

[bitter pilot]

who the fuck ghost pinged me

[lavish ocean]

[bitter pilot]

ok that explains

[lavish ocean]

what

not me

[wheat garden]

You also taught me to put bombs on minions then push them into enemies

[cunning notch]

i was in a pisslow 6 stack and i was just nuclear on mirage and vyper

[wheat garden]

Since you did that in one of my games

[cunning notch]

i was legit 1 shotting people

[real pivot]

its never over kap

[cunning notch]

i told you

[wheat garden]

And the ability to refresh an ability is so good on him

Double bomb

[real pivot]

im up 180%

oh my god

[cunning notch]

yeah and uppercut

[wheat garden]

Yeah I meant uppercut

[cunning notch]

the uppercut itself deals landing area damage too

even without the bomb

[wheat garden]

Oh??

I didn’t know that

[cunning notch]

wait

@real pivot .255 just hit???

whats happening

[wheat garden]

Also his laser is so good for stealing souls

[cunning notch]

NETANYAHU

NETANYAHU PUMP MY STOCK

[cunning notch]

yeah it does a lot of damage

and applies fire rate reduction

.3 IS COMING

@real pivot

[real pivot]

oh my god

im selling half at 3

[wheat garden]

Chat don’t forget to ask your valentines date out

[real pivot]

its gotta hit 3

[real pivot]

@unborn reef

[unborn reef]

No

[cunning notch]

@unborn reef

[unborn reef]

Give up on all lust ambitions

We are bums all 2026

[cunning notch]

cracking pancito is my new years resolution

[wheat garden]

It’s fine I’ll love him for you too pancito

[unborn reef]

?

[wheat garden]

Hit him with a bazooka pan

[twilit shuttle]

@bitter pilot

[wheat garden]

Dude imagine if we he had image perms

Think about all the deadlock clips we could post here

[twilit shuttle]

#random-chat

[bitter pilot]

huge fan @twilit shuttle

[twilit shuttle]

omg

same

[real pivot]

oh i was asking you

[cunning notch]

exactly

we deserve this liberty

[unborn reef]

Oh

[dapper dawn]

Sup

[twilit shuttle]

soup

[real pivot]

if its a no you arent getting the gift card

[dapper dawn]

Soup

[cunning notch]

pancito do you want $20 on steam

[real pivot]

let me gift pancito nitro

pancito is our valentine @cunning notch

[cunning notch]

our?

[real pivot]

yes

do you think we’re hitting 1 billion shares traded today

[cunning notch]

im surprised this was never halted

[real pivot]

right its insane

[silk bramble]

kruker

[ashen heart]

[fiery willow]

[hollow kite]

Is it out yet

[twilit shuttle]

mood

[delicate jolt]

😄

[amber pivot]

slame

rat

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[amber pivot]

Wait the mod is banned from KB

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[lavish ocean]

your in the files?

knew it

[bitter pilot]

no

[lavish ocean]

nahhhh

nah nah nah

caught red handed

[quartz oar]

Hi

Dumbasses

[bitter pilot]

no, no caught red handed

i did not partake in those

[manic linden]

New font who dis

[cunning notch]

hi

[manic linden]

Hi

wth is this

[cunning notch]

mines cooler

[manic linden]

Who added this

😭

[manic linden]

Too npc

It looks and sounds like "Good Day, Welcome to Diviner's Kevlar Inc., how can I be of assistance today?"

[cunning notch]

@real pivot ive cashed out

that was a really good run

[cunning notch]

WAIT

blitz

i just got out before it went sub .2 LMFAOOO

ITS CRASHING

[real pivot]

LOL

we might have to buy back in...

[languid temple]

[real pivot]

@cunning notch look at the comments

so delusional

[cunning notch]

its gonna be back to 8 cents at end of day

[wheat garden]

While ur shit is dipping my shit is going up the moment I sold

[cunning notch]

"buy more and hold" 😭

[wheat garden]

fuck sake

[cunning notch]

yeah we made out like bandits blitz

[real pivot]

wait thats so weird

[cunning notch]

it sank so instantaneously that was insane

[real pivot]

they didnt halt?

[cunning notch]

i barely got out

[real pivot]

it dropped like 100% and didnt get halted

[cunning notch]

they're chinese they're probably asleep or something

[real pivot]

sec is supposed to halt it

tuff

[cunning notch]

sup 14 now

going sub 13

[real pivot]

"only up from here LFG"

[cunning notch]

let's do this again tomorrow when it reaches .08 in the after market

[real pivot]

what did they say in that movie... selling garbage to garbage men

[real pivot]

i think itll either crash or go way up

no way it just dies out volume wise in ah

[cunning notch]

do you have anything left

i pulled everything

[real pivot]

a little bit

like 250 shares

[cunning notch]

i literally pulled just before the crash

[real pivot]

its going back up

what

what the fuck

[cunning notch]

🇮🇱

[real pivot]

big o is in on this

its so sad seeing some of the cope

hold on kap something just came across my desk

whats this mamo stock

[modern rain]

call me Anitaliang

[pseudo girder]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[idle dirge]

Crazy

[real pivot]

wait @cunning notch do we buy back in

[cyan oracle]

can someone give chud role to @muted lotus

also

@earnest vault

[solid helm]

Chud

[modern rain]

@lone stream i got apricot juice do you like apricot juice

[languid temple]

Wow slam

[cyan oracle]

hi wavy*

[cunning notch]

when it hits .03

[pseudo girder]

insane even

[lone stream]

Juice sure but not really

[modern rain]

what about uhh leme translate

[frozen crescent]

hi

[modern rain]

pomegranate juice?

[lone stream]

I just checked fucking a month waiting time for a piercing gonna kms

[lone stream]

Pretty good

[modern rain]

where will u have a piercing at

what part

nose?

[tiny canopy]

When is 9.1 @modern rain

Ik you know

[lone stream]

Septum yes

[modern rain]

i dont know

[lone stream]

Might as well it's been on my mind for long enough

[tiny canopy]

Enlighten me with your knowledge

[modern rain]

I had piercing at my eyebrow but i took it off after a few months

i look better without a piercing than with

[modern rain]

I unfortunately happen to have no knowledge regarding Krunker season 9.1

[languid temple]

Heyyy

[odd relic]

Heyyy~~

[sour wren]

gay

[delicate jolt]

Bro spawn trapped verty

[languid temple]

Wow

[native rune]

yoo

anyone here?

[errant horizon]

wow okay furry

[quasi turtle]

me?

[odd relic]

yep

[real pivot]

@cunning notch its going back to 8 cents lolll

we're buying back in tho

[blazing tangle]

the skin Jagdfaust IV is rare?

i found this one in my old account

[real pivot]

yeah they're pretty rare i think

[bitter pilot]

pretty rare

[sweet trail]

Everybody got one

[bitter pilot]

thats against tos

[sweet trail]

Thats not allowed

[real pivot]

you will get banned for doing this

[sweet trail]

Did you do this athoss

Are you a thug

[blazing tangle]

oh ok

[bitter pilot]

he might be a thug

[amber pivot]

IGN

We can do a little trade

[modern rain]

when you want to BM but you are a Kryptonian chad

[amber pivot]

I have a lot of items

[cunning notch]

i said so

[blazing tangle]

exactly

[thick smelt]

inb4 offer is pocket lint and a nickel

[bitter pilot]

[amber pivot]

Hey gluke

Are we chilling

[thick smelt]

yes, sadly. sick of chilling in sub freezing weather

[amber pivot]

It jusr snowed lightly here

but weather was pretty okay other than today

[shell orbit]

sk

[earnest vault]

Heyyyy

[velvet parcel]

no way @thick smelt

hes here

[blazing tangle]

How much is a sniper skin Jagdfaust IV worth in kr?

[thick smelt]

wsg cutie

[velvet parcel]

school going well?

[bitter pilot]

no one would buy a jagd for kr

too much

[velvet parcel]

yeah I was gonna say, its worth too much for anyone to afford so it doesnt matter lol

[bitter pilot]

yeah

[thick smelt]

graduated 2024, but yeah my last semester wasn't too bad from what i remember

[velvet parcel]

ope shit im out of the loop

[thick smelt]

just been workin for the last year

[velvet parcel]

my bad

[thick smelt]

its good, everyone has been

ive interacted with single digit amount of people from krunker still tbh

[velvet parcel]

lol fair

[velvet parcel]

and thats all chill?

[thick smelt]

yeah its a good gig. hows acheron avero

[velvet parcel]

lol going well. u know of the name change (and u misspelled the old name so clearly the change was worth it)

soundtrack was posted in the same msg

[thick smelt]

oh, right no e im guessing lmao

hadnt seen that message with the music, just saw the discord's name changed

[velvet parcel]

ahh

[thick smelt]

ill look rq

[velvet parcel]

might not have announcement notifs, which is fair. I intentionally dont mass ping unless people want it

[languid temple]

@earnest vault

Ty

[earnest vault]

Thanks

[languid temple]

Appreciate it

[earnest vault]

Appreciate you too

[languid temple]

💙

[bitter pilot]

@languid temple huge fan

[earnest vault]

Bella is also known as Belly/BellaSmella/TAS guy

She loves those names

[languid temple]

Omg bella!

[languid temple]

Ah gotcha tyty

[bitter pilot]

i do not love those names

[torpid zealot]

BellaSmella

[bitter pilot]

u gotta be honest that riggly wiggly the 3rd is kinda tuff

[torpid zealot]

[earnest vault]

I embrace my names

Except maybe pigged

[bitter pilot]

ok pigged

[languid temple]

Of

Oh

[earnest vault]

Big rig

[languid temple]

Why would rigged tell lies

[earnest vault]

Riggles

Rizzler

[languid temple]

Rugged

[bitter pilot]

pigged

[tiny canopy]

9.1 delayed till next year

[twilit shuttle]

not even belly??? D:

[languid temple]

[twilit shuttle]

LMAO

[bitter pilot]

rigged's hobbies is spreading lies

[modern rain]

@lone stream @sweet trail some ow2?

[languid temple]

Ah

Makes sense

[tiny canopy]

[earnest vault]

Id never lie to you

[languid temple]

Oh

[twilit shuttle]

lie

[languid temple]

Um

Are you sure

[twilit shuttle]

erm aschtually

[earnest vault]

Positive

[languid temple]

Hmm alright you must be telling the truth!

[modern rain]

hokage and hradz i trust you wont leave me alone

[lone stream]

sure

[haughty pebble]

good morning kb

[lone stream]

good night kb

cuff!

[earnest vault]

Good morning

[modern rain]

come hradz fasttttt

[lone stream]

cuff

[modern rain]

actually hold on leme get my nescafe

[lone stream]

you wouldnt be interested in some

overwatch?

[haughty pebble]

just got food then need to vaaks before i go to new house to measure stuff sorry

[lone stream]

@modern rain next exam on 5th and then next in a month

almost over

[haughty pebble]

i only got an 85 sleep score last night :(
too many interruptions apparently

[lone stream]

new house?

damn okay

[real pivot]

we gotta kill punxsutawney phil

@cunning notch

[modern rain]

u know what this means?

more ow2 with the Great Secret

[lone stream]

actually not much more

ill stay for a few days but then visit my parents

WAIT

you bday

[modern rain]

wat

[lone stream]

is soon

[modern rain]

yeah

[lone stream]

NOOOOO

[modern rain]

@sweet trail get onnnnn

We need you

[lone stream]

we need me queued for all roles

[modern rain]

ok wait

[lone stream]

no

I wont wait longer

[modern rain]

bro Nescafe wait

[lone stream]

fuck this im unfriending smh

[modern rain]

Brochacho

just wait

just

2 min

[lone stream]

no

1 min

[modern rain]

@lone stream

im here u patient woman

[lone stream]

NO WAY!?!?!?!

@sweet trail last chance

[floral pelican]

havent been able to play krunker in 20 hours currently having withdrawals

[regal spear]

did you use those 20h to touch some grass?

[floral pelican]

whats that

[regal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-mowing-grass-cutting-gif-26074153

[floral pelican]

oh thats the shit in krunker

[haughty pebble]

grass is overrated

[regal spear]

true. touch weight instead of grass instead

muscles equal skill in krunker

[odd relic]

Hmm

[regal spear]

[earnest vault]

True ngl

[haughty pebble]

i have the least muscles in this server yet am the greatest krunker player to every live

checkmate

[regal spear]

you should change that. and biggest yapper on kb != greatest krunker player ._.

[turbid latch]

wheree can i report some one

[haughty pebble]

dont make me earnings check u lil pup

[turbid latch]

cheio d xiteros pra caralho

[river vigil]

hello, i got baxk to this games after 2 years

[regal spear]

English pls

[river vigil]

what is going on with it

[turbid latch]

q porra e esa singapur

[earnest vault]

Me

[regal spear]

What does that has to do with anything?

[regal spear]

Doesn’t seem English to me ngl

[haughty pebble]

huh 😭

[turbid latch]

im 6 years old

[earnest vault]

Money = oil injections

[turbid latch]

yeah ik some english

but

my server is on brasil

is full of xiteros

xiters

when i want to join to da porra esa do singapur it kicks me and on brasil servers all are scripting

how can i report that shi

[sweet trail]

I will join soon

[sweet trail]

...

[turbid latch]

dont worry bro

games is for kids u know right

hello everyone how can i report someone here

[haughty pebble]

😡

[turbid latch]

why u angry sistar

[haughty pebble]

because games r fun :(

[turbid latch]

yeah u have reason

but its for kids

[haughty pebble]

i have a reason?

[turbid latch]

reason its like

you have the point

[modern rain]

HRADZ IS ROADHOG

[turbid latch]

bro no one know how to report some xiters here ?

[haughty pebble]

the real games r the friends we make along the way

[turbid latch]

oh...

[lavish ocean]

@earnest vault

[odd relic]

[lavish ocean]

@bitter pilot

[haughty pebble]

[real pivot]

hi cuff

i hit it big today

my gambling paid off

[lavish ocean]

Blitz no it didn’t

[haughty pebble]

thats amazing

can i have a million dollars

[bitter pilot]

@lavish ocean

[real pivot]

it most definitely did

[real pivot]

okay i didnt make that much

[sweet trail]

gg

[lavish ocean]

facts like

cmon now

[real pivot]

i make 1 million dollars next week

thats when kap and i get married for tax reasons

[haughty pebble]

can i come to the wedding

[unborn reef]

Kap gonna have to prenup his billions

[real pivot]

im gonna have to prenup my 10s of billions

im taking half the island yknow

[real pivot]

you can be the flower girl

[haughty pebble]

yayyyyy

[modern rain]

we won

[lone stream]

@we won

[silk eagle]

Jumpscare

[lone stream]

@sweet trail

[modern rain]

i carried

[lone stream]

queued 3 games all roles

[modern rain]

32 kills w reaper

[lone stream]

all 3 games tank

[lone stream]

pls tell me I did well

[modern rain]

bow down to me hrad

u did well

[unborn reef]

?

[wheat garden]

?

[manic linden]

@haughty pebble epic font

[haughty pebble]

ty :)

[modern rain]

@sweet trail when comin

[lone stream]

I did very well

[modern rain]

Im carrying as Freja

lobby admin moments

yes hradz we dominated

if we lose it is supp diff

[unborn reef]

Where you get this lingo from

[modern rain]

I saw it a lot on OW2 LFG server

[sweet trail]

Im coming now

[modern rain]

watch us kings row

then u play next game

game started

[glass pawn]

Yo what happened to Burg i havent played in a minute

[dusty solar]

how long is a hot minute they've changed that map at least 3 times by now

[glass pawn]

2020

[dusty solar]

i believe it changed 3 times since then

[glass pawn]

i found the original tf its considered the og burg

damn time has passed

[dusty solar]

half a decade

[glass pawn]

i suppose

how much have i missed

[silk eagle]

the glory days according to some

[glass pawn]

idk what happened after 2020 but 2020 were the glory days for me

looks like the game is dead now

[silk eagle]

pretty dead yeah

I'm doing what I can with MMOK if you know of us

[glass pawn]

I orginally joined mmok back in 2020 before even this server

[silk eagle]

One of the problems is that the good players are too good and new players get absolutely fucked over

[glass pawn]

the og days of mmok were peak, that server is dead now

[silk eagle]

Here I am as a level 3 just joined, here comes a level 300 pub stomper

[silk eagle]

Not dead anymore.

We've revived it.

We have a 75,000 KR competition going on

[glass pawn]

ya i can knock down over 20 kills in a lobby without even trying, playerbase is gone

[silk eagle]

the comp scene is still pretty good but that skill is just unenjoyable to share a game with

[haughty pebble]

new players need a better mindset then

[silk eagle]

what about me, I've been playing the game since 2018 and I still think throwing in level 300s with me is ridiculous

[glass pawn]

Lowkey these new gens suck

[haughty pebble]

people used to enjoy getting better
now kids just want free wins

[silk eagle]

I do enjoy getting better

[glass pawn]

back in my day you couldn't even see the players move they were so fast

[haughty pebble]

well battledads r a different breed

[silk eagle]

I don't enjoy getting one tapped every time I spon

[silk eagle]

that's still the case when you get a player over level 10

[haughty pebble]

u want to get better on a surface level but do nothing to achieve it

[glass pawn]

lol the dq clan still around

[silk eagle]

there is legitimately no way to improve when the two types of player in Krunker are level 1 bot and level 250+ comp player that knows meta and already knows spawn order by memory

[silk eagle]

most of them have quit

[haughty pebble]

i’m gonna assume u don’t seriously believe that

plenty of new players show up and get good

[silk eagle]

they're good from other games

I've never played any other fps

[glass pawn]

i rememebr signing some form of agreement with them 5 years ago between our Discord servers. It looks like their server is somehow still alive

[silk eagle]

I had a chance to get good back in 2019 when there was an actual good gradient of player skill

and I didn't take it

[cold narwhal]

getting good at most games usually just involves dying a lot

[silk eagle]

you trusted?

[cold narwhal]

it’s not that crazy

[silk eagle]

I can't practice shooting when I get shot before I can react

[glass pawn]

I was a naive kid

[haughty pebble]

do u practice slide hopping comp maps?
learning spawns shouldn’t take thought so idk if ur struggling with that then thats tough
do u practice aim?
do u aim while slide hoping?
can u counter ur strafing?

[silk eagle]

no I mean are you trusted in DQ

[haughty pebble]

can u reliably one frame 180?

[glass pawn]

wdym trusted? im just in their server

[silk eagle]

do u practice slide hopping comp maps?
no
learning spawns shouldn’t take thought so idk if ur struggling with that then thats tough
no
do u practice aim?
no
do u aim while slide hoping?
yes
can u counter ur strafing?
no clue what this means

I'm told that you practice by playing

fruitless so far

[haughty pebble]

lmao

[silk eagle]

what does that mean

[cold narwhal]

🤦‍♂️