general

[languid temple]

Dw I got the message

[real pivot]

im aura farming @cunning notch

[cunning notch]

@real pivot

7217Q

[real pivot]

whats this now

[cunning notch]

join my party

in dihlock

[real pivot]

im on minecraft twin

[cunning notch]

for what reason

[cunning notch]

is this waffles server

[real pivot]

indeed

[bitter pilot]

yes

[real pivot]

i lowkirk just lost my chestplate and had to rebuild

[bitter pilot]

join up kap

[cunning notch]

you guys still play that?

[real pivot]

im about to make a super aura build

[bitter pilot]

i played for quite a bit

after u gave up

we played recently too a sesh, we all full netherite and stuff

[real pivot]

you know i could give you full netherite kap

im kinda rich

[bitter pilot]

come grind again big guy

[lone stream]

no i mean

I said the n word

[real pivot]

?

[lone stream]

but night

[sweet trail]

I KNEW IT

[pseudo girder]

??

[lone stream]

what if someone likes it

[sweet trail]

That wasn't a mistake you made in the ow chat that one day

It got censored cause you straight up said it

[languid temple]

Insane

[real pivot]

@cunning notch

[lone stream]

i never said night in ow?

what you on

[sweet trail]

I know what you are

[lone stream]

i know what you are

[sweet trail]

Ok then explain

[lone stream]

hokage

[sweet trail]

Lets play stadium

[lone stream]

negative

[sweet trail]

Youll love freja

[silk eagle]

bro what are 3 of those 4 items

is this modded

[sweet trail]

Its about time we all abuse her

[earnest vault]

Bro

[sweet trail]

Ult every 3 seconds

Great fun

[bitter pilot]

completely vanilla

new versions lil goop

1.21

[earnest vault]

This guy don't know netherite

[bitter pilot]

yeah bro

point and laugh

[silk eagle]

dark paper, one up boost, and cinnamon roll

[bitter pilot]

its the material to make the new strongest armor in the game

diamond is no longer the best

mr unc

[earnest vault]

Not even new shits like 6 years ago

[silk eagle]

that's silly

[modern rain]

@lone stream

[bitter pilot]

well its new for the unc

[modern rain]

get on

[bitter pilot]

but yeah

i cant believe it has been 6 years already

i feel like it was yesterday whenever they did the combat update

am i like 100000 years old

[silk eagle]

what's the combat update

[bitter pilot]

1.9

[silk eagle]

changes idk numbers

[earnest vault]

Idk numbers either

[bitter pilot]

we are currently in 1.21

so

it was 2016 the version 1.9

[silk eagle]

bruh

[real pivot]

@bitter pilot do you have a snout banner pattern

[bitter pilot]

hell no

[earnest vault]

My last actual minecraft run was just after Nether update

[bitter pilot]

im broke as hell

i always hop in from time to time

i get dragged to play sloppy games on hypixel

kinda fun

[modern rain]

@lone stream @lone stream

get onnnnn

[real pivot]

hop on

[modern rain]

dont make me wait hrad

[sweet trail]

@lone stream @lone stream @lone stream @lone stream

[modern rain]

it is so disresppectful to make others wait for u

[bitter pilot]

he was playing on emilys server but he gave up

after like

3 seconds flat cause of the ping (im joking he prob got bored)

[sweet trail]

What if we were being held at gunpoint and the person said that if hradz doesnt join in the next 3 seconds we die

[modern rain]

@lone stream

[sweet trail]

Thats something you have to think about

[modern rain]

beo

[cunning notch]

is anyone playing tanks

[sweet trail]

I queue everything

[earnest vault]

Nuh uh

[earnest vault]

Didn't that server go down anyway

[bitter pilot]

yeah

too much silliness happend

and other factors

[earnest vault]

Im a lone wolf

[bitter pilot]

ur a chud boy

something @yendis.ch

[cyan grove]

💔

[earnest vault]

Fix ur bot already

[bitter pilot]

zangis chuddy bot

[earnest vault]

I have a rankup to verifyc

[bitter pilot]

gonna have to wait

like a week

[bitter pilot]

or spam ping drevil

to add one to krunk esports

[unborn reef]

I hate gifted subs

then twitch will email me saying "oh your sub is going to expire soon"

[earnest vault]

Does someone want to gift me a sub in brokes chat

[bitter pilot]

if max saw that

he would instantly gift u it

[earnest vault]

@freakysanta

[bitter pilot]

@freakysanta

[unborn reef]

done missed the drama earlier 💔

[unborn reef]

so now you're playing....

I get it......

[bitter pilot]

what drama

[unborn reef]

mmok

[bitter pilot]

nothing much there tbh

[cunning notch]

they are playing stadmum

[proper flame]

hi

[unborn reef]

so now you're playing...

[proper flame]

how does one get unbanned

i havent played since i was maybe 13

and then tried to log in when i was like 15

and it said i was banne

and now im 17

and it says incorrect username

or user invalid

but when i try to make an account with the same name

its taken

[bitter pilot]

4th pinned message

[proper flame]

thank you

[velvet meteor]

gu

h

[bitter pilot]

hi gus

huge fan

[velvet meteor]

hi bella

[bitter pilot]

bell

[velvet meteor]

bell

yup

[proper flame]

theres a guy named gusnamak

made a roblox game called apocalypse rising

[bitter pilot]

its him

[proper flame]

pretty cool dude

[velvet meteor]

yeah thats me

[proper flame]

oh

thats fire

[bitter pilot]

he plays alot of roblox

this gus guy is kinda stinky

[velvet meteor]

hey now wait a second

[proper flame]

nah wait

surely not actually u

[velvet meteor]

embed fail

[proper flame]

nuh uh

[velvet meteor]

Sarcasm is the caustic use of words, often in a humorous way, to mock someone or something.[1] Sarcasm may employ ambivalence,[2] and is also commonly associated with, though it does not necessarily contain,[3] irony. Most noticeable in speech, sarcasm is mainly distinguished by the inflection with which it is spoken[4] or, with an undercurrent of irony, by the extreme disproportion of the comment to the situation, and is largely context-dependent.[5]

[proper flame]

bro

i cant get the acc back

its been 4 years

not 6 months

[bitter pilot]

send ticket

oh

well

[proper flame]

noooooooo

bro

i had like

idek

prolly 1000 hours

[velvet meteor]

they deleted all inactive accounts at some point

[proper flame]

i played at the library down the street i couldnt cheat 😭

[unborn reef]

you gotta be ancient

that game was peak back in the day

[proper flame]

nah i still play ar2 lol

second one is still fun

ar1 has like 30 players now

[unborn reef]

ah, I was only there on launch (paid the 1k fee)

[proper flame]

til the cheaters came

[unborn reef]

yeaaa

[proper flame]

lmfao

at least u got alpha ghillie tho

prolly

hopefully

[unborn reef]

I never got far, winning for me and my friend was just finding a black military bag

but we definitely did play a ton

[proper flame]

lol hold on

[cunning notch]

has pancito told you about his little roblox game

[proper flame]

is there anywhere i can put a picture of my kit

im still confused whether thats gus' alt or not

[unborn reef]

nah it's not

this gus has no game

[cunning notch]

who

[unborn reef]

gu5

[proper flame]

oh alr

he got communityy dev role so it was convincing

[unborn reef]

lol

[proper flame]

is there annywhere i can put a pic

[unborn reef]

unfortunately you need to be like a minimum level before the bot lets you post anything

[proper flame]

tsk

tragic

well

51 kills

[unborn reef]

demon

[proper flame]

and like every event thing in the game

did u ever play drying

winter or halloween

[unborn reef]

ar2?

[proper flame]

yea

[unborn reef]

nah I havent

[proper flame]

oh nvm then

[unborn reef]

if it's similar to the like event skin chests in ar1 then I'm familiar

otherwise no

[proper flame]

like

sort of

theres limited time tthings that have an event tag

and i have 2 from the summer 2 from halloween and 2 from christmas event

all super rare

like irl money rare

[unborn reef]

damn

[proper flame]

idk

what it was

but on krrunker

[bitter pilot]

gn @real pivot i was gonna say that too, if u were gonna hop on tomorrow

[proper flame]

i had a legendary purple skin

[bitter pilot]

[proper flame]

like way back when

on awp

[real pivot]

yea ill be on

[bitter pilot]

fire

i will see if the other idiots join tomorrow aswell

[unborn reef]

ah, well the good news is that you probably didnt lose too much

s1 skins arent very pricy

[proper flame]

no i def did

[bitter pilot]

nick will be hungover as hell so idk if its gonna be worth it to ask him

[proper flame]

bro idk what i lost

thats the worst part about ts

i could have a trillion dollar skin

and never know now

[unborn reef]

oh

your account was probably locked, they locked like all inactive accounts half a year ago

[proper flame]

no

[light portal]

yall dont have titan holos in your trade history sold for 1€ on the steam market?

[proper flame]

i tried to lock in like 2 years ago and it said i got banned

[unborn reef]

I have a reason holo

[proper flame]

but idk

why

[unborn reef]

wait no

complexity

[proper flame]

i played on the computers at my library

[unborn reef]

ah, cooked

[light portal]

also have a deagle blaze fn drop in my inv history

[real pivot]

i sold m4 eye of horus for 800 usd 🥹

[light portal]

sold for 5€ on community market

peak

[unborn reef]

drop is crazy

[real pivot]

well worn too

[light portal]

on a jail server

[real pivot]

i robbed this guy

[unborn reef]

my best drop is r8 amber fade

[bitter pilot]

free 800 dollars

[unborn reef]

could've been way cooler

[light portal]

my best unbox was a bayo doppler

[real pivot]

pan do you still want my knife

[light portal]

opened my only dropped chroma case on release

where the case was worth 5€ :D

[unborn reef]

depends on how much, if you dont care for it you can also list it on csfloat marketplace for like ~60 usd

you'd have to do a KYC though

[real pivot]

ive done that alr

i sold my eye of horus on csfloat

[unborn reef]

ah

[unborn reef]

phase?

[real pivot]

ive got likeee 1k earnings on there

[bitter pilot]

are u still a heavy cs gambler blitz

[real pivot]

i was just gonna give them

[real pivot]

wait i need to do this

[bitter pilot]

🤨

[unborn reef]

ah it's ok, I can hold it but I do have playskins coming in and out of my inventory

[light portal]

p3

[unborn reef]

ah

[light portal]

the dirt stain on top

in csgo

[unborn reef]

that's pretty sick though

[real pivot]

chat do i spend 100 usd on cases and keys right now

lmk

[light portal]

yes

[bitter pilot]

no

give me the 100 usd

[real pivot]

what cases

[bitter pilot]

uhh

[unborn reef]

you gonna spend more on cases than keys

[light portal]

weapon case 2

[bitter pilot]

isnt weapon case 2 like 100$ by itself

or am i geeked

[light portal]

23$

[real pivot]

oh my god you just dont want me to have fun

[unborn reef]

get the 1 mil karambit blue gem

[light portal]

yes

you let me wait in deadlock lobby for 10m

fuck you

[unborn reef]

true

[bitter pilot]

if blitz was the one to get the 1mil karambit blue gem

i would perish

[light portal]

id spam report the steam acc

get it trade banned

[bitter pilot]

ngl same

[real pivot]

i just bought the cases

[unborn reef]

??

what did you buy

[real pivot]

this

[light portal]

LMAO

[unborn reef]

no

[light portal]

we go for the five seven blue gem

[real pivot]

its okay i only got 2

[unborn reef]

only

=

80 usd

[real pivot]

???

[light portal]

on 2 cases

profit

[real pivot]

they are 23 usd pancito

[unborn reef]

ur insane

there's genuinely nothing good except a blue gem bro

or fade ig

[real pivot]

im gonna hit watch

[unborn reef]

do you believe in the butterfly effect

there's a universe you get the 1m karambit

[real pivot]

yeah its this one

[light portal]

gut knife 🙏

[unborn reef]

the sacred gut knife rust coat

[light portal]

gut knife night bs

[real pivot]

OH MY GOD

[proper flame]

okay wait so is there genuinely no way to get my act back

[unborn reef]

unfortuntately not

[proper flame]

im gonna put an m87 frag under someones pillow

idk whos

but someones

[real pivot]

yeah i got nothing lowkey

[unborn reef]

blitz volunteers

[real pivot]

yeah

[proper flame]

@latent talon

watch out

[bitter pilot]

u suck blitz

[unborn reef]

you're actually not real blitz

[light portal]

cant end on a loss

get 1 more

[real pivot]

wait this is tech

[proper flame]

blitz they comin for ur head

[unborn reef]

you might as well just do a knife tradeup like....

might as well trade up to vices.....

[real pivot]

okay

last one

[unborn reef]

dont tell me you bought another weapon case 2

[real pivot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-speed-ishowspeed-i-show-s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

its okay pancito

next time i will go for quantity

[wheat garden]

Woah now pancito

What’s with that evil name

[real pivot]

pan are we getting on street brawl

[unborn reef]

wait what skins did you get blitz

[real pivot]

literally nothing good

[unborn reef]

is this the case with the stainless

[wheat garden]

How much did the case cost

[unborn reef]

oh....

this case is straight dogshit dude

@light portal this is youyr falt

[real pivot]

i could do a reup

throw another hundred away

[unborn reef]

you didnt do modeling just to get like 3 blue skins

[real pivot]

wait

i could just sell the knife

duh

[unborn reef]

that's true

[real pivot]

fuck everybody im playing gun warden

[unborn reef]

and no

we dont play street brawl....

[real pivot]

shroud was

[unborn reef]

I picked up a galil rainbow spoon yesterday

and aquamarine revenge

[cunning notch]

its snowing

[unborn reef]

skin used to be pretty cool back in csgo

[cunning notch]

wheres valian

lets get the stack on something

[unborn reef]

you've only played like what

brawl stars with ihm?

[cunning notch]

yeah

[unborn reef]

he like really wants to play rust

[cunning notch]

never ask him about the piper 1v1

[cunning notch]

so ive heard

[unborn reef]

I know all about it

they're gonna study it in history class

[real pivot]

you know im on street brawl as we speak

[unborn reef]

I know kap watching the pge deadlock video wishing he had a stack like that

[cunning notch]

i just played in a stack of 5 today

with the void irls

i was just thanos von mode

[unborn reef]

damn why is void surrounded by cool people but doesnt do anything

[cunning notch]

BECAUSE HES IN FUCKING JERSEY AGAIN

[unborn reef]

lol cow state

[unborn reef]

notice how kap didnt flinch

[cunning notch]

they brought me down in alchemist/arcanist

[unborn reef]

I thought you were gonna play ow with hokage

[cunning notch]

was just dropping nukes

[cunning notch]

didnt get a reply

im nothing

did dan review a vod for you on ow

[unborn reef]

yea that's why I'm diagnosed with cancer and no limbs

[cunning notch]

true

[unborn reef]

like up to 2 weeks I guess

[wheat garden]

Depends what you emailed them

[unborn reef]

tough

you didnt heed my call to drive yesterday

it was ass anyways

[cunning notch]

i saw bro you were getting abused

[pure zodiac]

[real pivot]

pan when u getting up to oracle

[unborn reef]

....

I'd prob be out of blue rank if the like 15 games I played counted

[wheat garden]

I could really go for a poke bowl right now

[unborn reef]

we gotta teach you how to engage in conversations nav

[wheat garden]

Maybe I dont wanna

Maybe I just wanna express how much I want a poke bowl

Yeah a poke bowl would be great.

Ever had a poke bowl? @unborn reef

[cunning notch]

it's like sashimi for gay people

[unborn reef]

no

[unborn reef]

banh mi is sub for gay peopel

[cunning notch]

for viets

[unborn reef]

ik u love cucumber

[cunning notch]

pickle

[real pivot]

kap

how many votes for the v

[wheat garden]

It’s basically a sushi salad

[cunning notch]

yeah that's gay

[wheat garden]

Problem?

Your actions anger Israel @cunning notch

[cunning notch]

?

yk they love me over there

[pure sleet]

kapkhan was in the epstein files

[pure zodiac]

[earnest vault]

We are charlie krunk

[regal spear]

Any proof? Otherwise don’t put out such accusations

[pure zodiac]

All the proof in the world is in kmt my dawg. Ghostly admitted to it back in October/november

After he unboxed an azure blade

[regal spear]

In kmt is mostly shit and ragebait and fake xD ain’t going through that.. did you gave any kpd those infos when it happened? You still got the stuff?

[pure zodiac]

If I did it’s in my DMs with orca.

To be honest it was the same time I deleted my
Own acc and took a break from the game

Might have screenshots
Of the messages still

But other than that kmt logs would have the rest

[regal spear]

If so send to me orca didn’t mention anything towards me which he probably would have and should have @stoic yarrow

[regal spear]

Got acces once I know what to search for

I think at least

[pure zodiac]

[regal spear]

But it’s now 3:30am so gonna check dms tomorrow. If you find send em my way

[haughty carbon]

hi

[solemn nacelle]

howdy

[haughty carbon]

when did u guys start playing krunker?

[stoic yarrow]

oof automdded

[stoic yarrow]

dooont drag me into this 😭

0 conversation about that man

[solemn nacelle]

welp, about 7 years ago

It was the year of 2019

Almost the end of year

I was boring and broke

[haughty carbon]

same

[solemn nacelle]

Tryin' to find some fps game

[haughty carbon]

it was during covid

[solemn nacelle]

That free

And fun

Cuz i'm unable to pay for any game like valorant or csgo

[haughty carbon]

yeah

u still play krunker now?

[haughty pebble]

both of those r free?

[wheat garden]

?

[haughty pebble]

lmao

[solemn nacelle]

nah, i started play krunker before the covid break out

[solemn nacelle]

not much
Mostly i foscus my interested on making map

[pure zodiac]

Dw I sent him logs and screenshots

He can access the conversations now

[solemn nacelle]

sry if you dont get what i'm saying

english is my second language

[haughty pebble]

lmao

[pure sleet]

probably wasn't able to run it

[haughty pebble]

both val and cs r free games

[pure zodiac]

^^ FREE

[solemn nacelle]

sry for the misunderstanding
what i mean is that my laptop is too rubbish
To running something like val or cs

[sweet trail]

Free p

[modern rain]

hey ruan

my Vietnamese buddy

[solemn nacelle]

what is p standing for?
May i ask

[sweet trail]

You cant ask

[solemn nacelle]

howdy, my Turkish comrade

[modern rain]

im excellent bro what about you

[solemn nacelle]

welp, that is an expect reply from you

[cunning notch]

don't even joke lad

[modern rain]

ruan is a W

[solemn nacelle]

things are getting better

As it should be

[modern rain]

spectacular to hear

[solemn nacelle]

how is your career

are there anything new?

[modern rain]

going really good so far. I had one last module exam to complete and i took the exam last week, waiting for results rn

and idk if i told you before but I have a job now

[solemn nacelle]

relate about airport stuff, right?

[modern rain]

aircraft maintenance yes

[solemn nacelle]

wow

Sound like an interesting job to be work

[modern rain]

yeah it is admittedly

you at high school?

[solemn nacelle]

yep, i'm in mine final years of high school

[modern rain]

are you planning for university, or directly into job?

[solemn nacelle]

Preparing for the upcoming checking test

[modern rain]

good luck with it

[solemn nacelle]

my resolution rn is military school

But the score requires are out of my hand

[modern rain]

military school would be a great choice

[solemn nacelle]

my parents are refuse that wish of my

They said it's danger

and suggest me signing for political university

I'm very confused at this poit

[modern rain]

political university? ehhh

yeah

whichever one you feel yourself closer to

[haughty pebble]

id kill myself

[modern rain]

i just, wouldnt involve myself with politics at all

[modern rain]

why

i actually had serious considerations about it

air military school to be specific

[haughty pebble]

i am not built for military anything

[modern rain]

i took military parkours

[solemn nacelle]

i would not choose politic
I dont see it suit with my color and character

[modern rain]

but i ended up choosing civilian after having serious conversations with my uppers

[pure sleet]

fiber optic drones:

[modern rain]

(just way more advantageous than military)

[solemn nacelle]

did you involve any competition relate to it?

[modern rain]

are you asking about the parkour?

[cunning notch]

id be a tech demon at this ngl

[modern rain]

i basically had to run for 400 meters, normally you have a whole minute + 19 secs for it, but I completed it in 53 seconds

we had some coordination tests as well but idk how to explain them

and push ups

[haughty pebble]

i don’t think i could run 400 meters

[modern rain]

im a very fast runner so it wasnt a problem for me

i played so much football

[haughty pebble]

and push ups

[pure sleet]

I heard they pay well

[haughty pebble]

i wonder if i can even do 1

[pure sleet]

I wonder if drone racers get scouted for those

[modern rain]

it demands you to do 35-40 pushups in 1 min

i did it, not that hard

[haughty pebble]

WHAT

ok brb

i’m gonna try

[cunning notch]

when the 19 year old drone pilot hits a double back barrel roll and blows you to smithereens all the way from his home in south dakota

[modern rain]

an average person who never went to the gym should be able to do 10 push ups (i think)

[haughty pebble]

like nose to floor push up?

[pure sleet]

when u on your way to suffer brutal bootcamp just to end up in a random russian dude's telegram channel in a drone killcam

[modern rain]

no but your chest should almost land

oh yeah

nose to floor means nose turned to floor?

whatever man English sucks

[pure sleet]

bind jump mwheelup

[solemn nacelle]

wow, what a coincidence
I also did a 400 meter running month ago

[pure sleet]

bind jump mwheeldown

[solemn nacelle]

Held at my school

[cunning notch]

drone bombing is just like grey talon ult

[haughty pebble]

like
nose touch floor then push back up

[modern rain]

nose doesnt need to touch floor

[haughty pebble]

okok

[pure sleet]

Yeah you'd be a demon at it

[modern rain]

but make sure ur chest touches or almost touches the floor

[solemn nacelle]

I got 3th prize

[cunning notch]

this hunt..... is over...

[pure sleet]

New Jersey's grim reaper

400 confirmed drone kills on some battlebit type xiii

[haughty pebble]

nah even before chest touches i can’t even do 1

[cunning notch]

ad block should honestly be a human right

[modern rain]

hm

Cuff you know I had a problem where I couldnt ever do push ups at home

only outside for some reason

maybe thats the reason

i can do over 50 but not under 1 min, no way

[haughty pebble]

and my chest would probably touch a bit before urs lmao

[modern rain]

max i can probably do 60

havent done pushups in a while

[cunning notch]

you guys should touch your chests together

[lavish ocean]

sorry chat

[haughty pebble]

i’m down

[lavish ocean]

i was watching a peak krunker tourney

but time to go to bed now

[pure sleet]

genshin impact took my pushup abilites

[modern rain]

krunker tournaments in 2026?

[pure sleet]

now I weigh 600 pounds

[lavish ocean]

yes secret and it was insane

[modern rain]

Billionaire, playboy, predator

[cunning notch]

1 more banner pull....

actually this just made me remember something

[haughty pebble]

i can do 0.6 ig

i can go down

just can’t get back up

[cunning notch]

flint you lowkey owe me money

[haughty pebble]

and i’m gonna take a guess and say doing it outside wouldn’t help in my case

[pure sleet]

im working on it sir

[modern rain]

well maybe

everyone has a different physique afterall!

[pure sleet]

blame zino lowkey

[haughty pebble]

i fear i just have very weak arms

[cunning notch]

I'm telling you we need to sell him as a slave

[modern rain]

can i buy

i really need one rn

this mess aint cleaning itself

[pure sleet]

the way he's been acting up lately yeah

but like

he instlaled deadlock though...

[cunning notch]

he messaged me when i hopped on and told me to get off

hes an enemy

[pure sleet]

I think we might need to sell him in parts

[modern rain]

@toxic pond please die diyor

[pure sleet]

@glad coyote get a haircut, you're getting sold tomorrow

also zino

are we paid yet!

[modern rain]

@sweet trail would I get banned for blocking hradz' way as Mei in the game

[cunning notch]

in comp maybe

[modern rain]

i need to pull Sigmas who are ulting as Lifeweaver

[cunning notch]

pull your dive tank every time they try to do anything

[modern rain]

and then say tank diff when we lose

[cursive goblet]

Hi I play diva and I only dive and it’s team diff when I die

My healers just bad yk

[cunning notch]

they should add mercy to krunker so agario3 has a class to play

[solid helm]

🗣️

[modern rain]

if mercy gets added im returning to krunker

[cunning notch]

secret have you played brig

[modern rain]

no she doesnt sound too much my style

[cunning notch]

really

[modern rain]

yeah but having a brig on my team kinda comforts me

shes like a woman who knows how to defend herself you know

[cunning notch]

what supports do you play

[modern rain]

kiri and illari only i dont play supp too much

i could play ana too maybe

illari is just too easy

[cunning notch]

you should

[modern rain]

the issue with her is her sleeps are delayed, same with Mei right click

so i have to predict

man honestly beer is not good to try to go drunk with

shit doesnt help

[cunning notch]

and its got a slow ass projectile

[scenic sluice]

Henloo

[modern rain]

i think id make a better tank than supp but tank is really hard

man dps is the best. you lose you blame tank or supp. you win you say dps diff

thats the Miyagi Do way

[modern rain]

pebbles, pebbles, pebbles...

[scenic sluice]

Secret, Secret, Secret...

New pfp I see

[modern rain]

server pfp yep

[runic geyser]

Whos ready fpor new up[dat

[cunning notch]

@real pivot lets buy luxury real estate in israel

[modern rain]

hradz she laid in front of me I didnt even need to do anything

thats real aura

[cunning notch]

hop on wrecking ball

[modern rain]

bro honestly out of all the tanks, Dva Doom and Ball look the most fun

i just dont trust myself enough to use ball

[cunning notch]

dive tank is kinda like dps but you have more health

and you just dont care about anyone else

[modern rain]

yeah Ball is legit immortal

hes just on enemy team backline

[cunning notch]

like you can just 1shot people

especially if they get no care

slam perk makes you deal way more damage too

[modern rain]

i dont think i know maps good enough to use ball ngl, like some yes but some not

it feels like when ur ball u need to know every map details by heart

to run away and such

[cunning notch]

a lot of time you spend just exploring the map and setting up for a hit

[modern rain]

also fuck echo

lately echoes have been swarming

[cunning notch]

i was playing kings row with dan

we just completely ignored the choke and went around the right side to high ground

and theres like 2 minis and a mega if you really need a heal after crossing

but ball has shields and armor so it only takes a few seconds for him to regen

[modern rain]

what does dan even main? i know hes a tank player but idk what he mains specifically

or is he supp

[cunning notch]

dive

and he plays main support

[modern rain]

i still dk what main support means, does it mean mainly heals less dps?

[cunning notch]

his uni team doesn't have a good ball player though

[cunning notch]

honestly means fucking nothing anymore

but he was practicing lucio when we played

[modern rain]

i see every supp hero dpsing

oh lucio

also dude i started to switch to freja against widows, if i position well shes just free 3 bolts

i can hit her twice by the time she starts to move which is enough to kill her

just need something to hide behind

[cunning notch]

you wouldn't do that to the goat pge just saying

[modern rain]

idk who dat

bro is Asian

he would 1v1 my tank with his widow and still win

kap just lowkey come to Türkiye

yacht tour

bars

beaches

and bitches...

[cunning notch]

how much dirham

[modern rain]

not sure

you wouldnt even need to rent a hotel

just stay in my apartment

[cunning notch]

how much turkish do i need to speak to get normal price at restaurants

[modern rain]

and all the drinks are from me

[modern rain]

i have friends who can downgrade in prices, @scenic sluice can confirm

i got her downgraded prices at a luxurious restaurant because the owner of the restaurant is a very close friend of mine

[cunning notch]

i should really get my passport

[modern rain]

I just need to make a call thats it

[cunning notch]

@fallen plover istanbul 2026 lets do this

[modern rain]

this summer hopefully ill go see nick

in Netherlands

Nathan will start to move in the NL with his wife but he was generous enough to pay for me and some of our friends for a 2 weeks holiday

me and 7 other friends of ours

[cunning notch]

secret you know whats crazy

[modern rain]

waz it

[cunning notch]

void and all his friends

literally live in the middle of nowhere

it was crazy

[modern rain]

was it scary

[cunning notch]

you could see stars

and deer

[modern rain]

thats one of my uncle's life

along with my cousin

they live up in the mountain, literally nothing there

[real pivot]

i wonder what the prices are like over there kapkhan

[modern rain]

aside from the house and bunch of trees

and the nights were actually terrifying but also peacefully

pretty dark

[cunning notch]

turkey?

[modern rain]

you dont have to be concerned about the prices here since inflation is fucked and dollar is strong here

[cunning notch]

shit was pretty expensive with void

but not horrible

[modern rain]

besides, ill pay for most stuff

im a generous man

[cunning notch]

i paid cash at the restaurant we went to

they were tempted to tell the texas roadhouse waitress it was my birthday

[modern rain]

the only condition is just dont spill anything on my white carpet

literally while drinking something or eating something im insanely careful as to not spill anything or drop anything on it

[cunning notch]

blitz lets go to turkey

turkey 2026

make the group chat

[real pivot]

no the other place

you wanted to buy property in

[cunning notch]

israel

seems like their money is like .3 american dollar

maybe we can buy property there

[modern rain]

0.023 dollar = 1 TL

1 dollar = 40 TL

43 TL*

@cunning notch how much does a bread cost over there

[cunning notch]

depends

if you want cheap shit or something good

[modern rain]

🥖 kinda breads

Like #random-chat

[cunning notch]

depends by store but probably like 2-3 dollar

[modern rain]

thats insane im saying

it costs 15 TL each here

3 breads = 45 TL = 1 dollar

[cunning notch]

blitz lets move to turkey and disappear

[modern rain]

thats what i say to all my European and American friends

just come to Türkiye with a bit of savings

you wont have to work much anymore

[cunning notch]

i think it would be easy for me to find a job anyways

[modern rain]

jobs in Türkiye are mostly bad sadly tho

only few fields pay really well

i recently started to work, i get paid the same as a car mechanist who has been working for 20 years dude

[modern rain]

lowkey unfair ngl

[cunning notch]

how good is the turkish government at tracking taxes and finances

very important

[modern rain]

yeah Erdoğan is known as the TaxMan

so you wont want to mess with that

[cunning notch]

@real pivot we're doomed

secret how easy is it to get a property and good internet

[modern rain]

honestly good internet depends on your infrastructure but if you live within the city you can pretty much get something very well

property, not sure ngl, i never tried to buy a property before

should be easy if you have the money tho

[cunning notch]

blitz thats our new goal

we need to buy property in turkey

[modern rain]

i think my infrastructure supports 500 MBPS but im gonna get 50 cuz like i do nothing that needs me to buy 500 MBPS

[cunning notch]

and have a farm

we will live off the land and play deadlock

[modern rain]

my uncle in the mountains has a farm

we did too back when i lived in the village

we sold it i dont remember for how much i was a kid

but it was enough to buy 2 trucks with

[dry blade]

what part of turkey are you from?

[modern rain]

Kırıkkale, next to Ankara

Central Anatolia Region

but all my life i kept switching between cities

like i spent years in Kırıkkale, in Ankara, in Antalya, in İstanbul, in Denizli, in Muğla

[cunning notch]

hes the best bastion main in turkey

[modern rain]

easily bro

Im in İstanbul now btw

i visit Kırıkkale every now and then but i havent been living in there for the last 8 years

[cunning notch]

kirk

[unborn reef]

❤️

[dry blade]

Turks love their bread

[lavish ocean]

Gn schat

[dry blade]

Sleep tight

[lavish ocean]

I will sleep very tight

wait

that sounded ykw

[modern rain]

factual

[earnest vault]

How much bread is a bread of bread

[modern rain]

if you wanna come to Türkiye my doors are open for you too

I have two bedrooms

you can sleep with kap or maybe one of you can sleep on the couch

[haughty pebble]

can we share a bed

[heavy storm]

Pov : the last remaining braincell left the chat

[atomic light]

hey guys

who has paper aiprlane

trade it to me now

[heavy storm]

No

I'll give better

Just for the jokes

[autumn birch]

where can i report about a hacker ?

[oak blade]

KPCG, dm me ill invite you

[autumn birch]

alr

[runic geyser]

I can’t wait for this new Krunker update

[errant horizon]

slay queen

[stoic yarrow]

Yo? Thanks for the plug

[errant horizon]

hi orca

[tiny canopy]

So excited, Dr Karo

[runic geyser]

Thanks

[timber shard]

yert

@stoic yarrow the answer is yes

[cunning notch]

@real pivot have you tried buying lightning scroll vin yet

[shy lark]

???

[spare lantern]

[glad coyote]

genuinely was thinking of doing that

cant i be a hobo for longer

[austere hollow]

Someone tell me a random fact

About anything

[pseudo girder]

we are all going to die

[hollow kite]

for the first time in 2 years the update isnt gonna get delayed?

[haughty pebble]

can it hurry up

i’ve had enough tbh

[woeful moon]

I love my life

another Günthastic day in the world

I would put a poem I wrote here but It might be against the rules

[chrome glade]

guys

can you use voice chat in krunker now 🤨

im pressing v and its not doing anything

[hard crown]

you need to speak after pressing v

[chrome glade]

🥀

[earnest vault]

Hasn't it always worked

[bitter pilot]

can confirm it always worked

[languid temple]

Can double confirm that it always worked

[pseudo girder]

no

[earnest vault]

Why expect the unexpected when that would make the unexpected expected

[chrome glade]

my thing broken fr

which sucks

cuz im music bot 🥀

[earnest vault]

Checked everything in the sound section for settings?

[thorn burrow]

@earnest vault can you shut up bro

[twilit shuttle]

@earnest vault dont stop typing

[inner blaze]

@earnest vault let em fingers do what they are supposed to

[earnest vault]

Woah

[earnest vault]

Shut up fatso

[jolly basalt]

@shell wyvern

yo

[shell wyvern]

yo

[pine fossil]

holaa

[sour wren]

do you like cheese

[pine fossil]

yes

I love cheese

I want to annoy a few peeps

holon

@everyone

so the thing is I like cheese

alot

@everyone CHEESE IS LOVED BY ME

anyways

[modern rain]

wowzies

[sour wren]

i think they have autism

[earnest vault]

Who is autism and why do they have him

[sour wren]

me

autism

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

[pine fossil]

aw tsym

[sour wren]

autism

[pine fossil]

yes

my autism went to army

hooah

[bitter shell]

@sick bear do you still play krunker?

[pine fossil]

I play krunker, play with me

[idle dirge]

What's that??

[pine fossil]

uhh

[idle dirge]

uhh

[karmic hazel]

nice

[pine fossil]

its a game?

[karmic hazel]

what game

[pine fossil]

am I bein ragebaited?

[modern rain]

yea

i am

[pine fossil]

damn

quack quack

[pine fossil]

ah yes

what sound would the above creature make

[languid temple]

Squeoww

[pine fossil]

wrong

it will scream when I throw bro at you

[languid temple]

You are a monster, I no longer want to talk to you

[pine fossil]

I apologise

[pine fossil]

Im 5'6 ))

[pine fossil]

okay

[pine fossil]

AHHH

censor

sensor

cenceor

I forgor spellin

blyad

[pine fossil]

you have a beautiful name

[shell anchor]

hello

[amber pivot]

guys 9.1 in 20 minutes lets get hype

orr is it gonna get delayed

[pine fossil]

what is hype

[twilit shuttle]

free game on epic games this week

[timber shard]

yert

[faint chasm]

Confirm delay

[amber pivot]

wdym confirm delay

acting like he's the dev

[real pivot]

its kinda busted ive been thinking about changing my build around

[amber pivot]

LUL

hey hop on @real pivot

9.1 in FIVE minutes

[real pivot]

yeah its totally dropping today!!!

[amber pivot]

on everything i love its dropping today

[compact lark]

W new season

• maks

[real pivot]

if it drops today i’ll leave kb and delete my krunker account

[pseudo girder]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[amber pivot]

say wallahi

[wheat garden]

no u wont

[real pivot]

(then do the vip thing and come back in 2 weeks and ask for my roles)

[amber pivot]

LOL

[bright nacelle]

🥀

[bitter pilot]

it wont drop

ur account is saved

[amber pivot]

this is actually sad

[uncut halo]

so no drop chat....

[amber pivot]

there are like 100 people in trade lobby

praying for it to drop

[faint chasm]

No need to be the devs stupid, first day knowing it’ll update on exact timing?

[real pivot]

did people think it was going to?

[bitter pilot]

tell them to play something stupid then

[simple ember]

Where are Kpd ?

[real pivot]

like actually?

[bitter pilot]

oh yeah alot of them

like alot

[hollow kite]

they didnt even bother delaying it

atleast the last 6 updates they delayed it 2 weeks

[real pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[amber pivot]

i think its because

[bitter pilot]

it was actually funny seeing people being hopeful for it

[amber pivot]

we have no skins to actually release

eyes eyes

[real pivot]

im just saying
the deadlock patch came out on time

[hollow kite]

@jovial siren