general

[earnest vault]

Idk anything about aruba

[somber palm]

theres nothing to do here

unless you're like

old and rich

[earnest vault]

Figures

[real cliff]

NO WAY BRO IS DUTCH

[somber palm]

im not in aruba rn though im in uni at a different island

[somber palm]

I AM NOT DUTCH

[real cliff]

DUTCH AND RAGEBAITING EUROPEAN FOOD

[somber palm]

❌

IM NOT DUTCH

THATS LIKE

A SLUR

[real cliff]

you are dutch !!!!!

[somber palm]

i have 0 dutch blood

the french almost exterminated my bloodline

[real cliff]

still you have a dutch passport of some shit

[real cliff]

skill issue

[somber palm]

jamaica used to be owned by the UK

don't mean they are british 😭

[real cliff]

and aruba is owned by the netherlands

[somber palm]

no we arent

we have a status aparte

curacao and bonaire is though

they just deal our passport for us

[real cliff]

tbf major w for the dutch for keeping their islands there

massive win for maritime land

[somber palm]

we are actively trying to completely leave them

they are trying to use us as a pawn for america

we refuse

[real cliff]

but what is aruba's value without the netherlands ?

you gonna join venezuela ?

[somber palm]

we are like 30 minutes away from venezuela

and we have an oil refinery

we also are the hub for all the drugs in america and the netherlands

lol

[real cliff]

can you see cabo san roman from your island ?

[real cliff]

trump gonna bomb yo shit 12 seconds after you leave netherlands 😭

[somber palm]

what no 😭

[somber palm]

nah he cant we are in the UN

[real cliff]

not in nato if you leave the netherlands though

[somber palm]

we also already took ownership all of the dutch's anti projectile systems

[somber palm]

trump could theoretically bomb us, but we still have a massive ammount of americans coming in on a daily basis so he'd be bombing his own people and i dont think the liberals will let him live that down

we also took ownership of the dutch's anti projectile systems (x2)

[real cliff]

so what food are y'all eating in aruba

[somber palm]

iguana soup

and shark

nah we got international cuisine our food is just a result of what was available to us at the time so we dont have anything really exotic

goat meat stew with corn meal dough-bread

we got a dish called keshi yena which is like

idk lasagna but with potatoes instead of pasta

[real cliff]

sounds okay

i'd eat shark tbh

fuck the blahaj

man gold is fucking plummeting right now

still a +2% over 5 days but -5% over the day

i hope it continues to drop idc about my current gold i just wanna buy more

[somber palm]

yeah i already pulled out

i dont have any digital gold rn just my physical things

[real cliff]

i'm staying in

i'm on xauusd

[somber palm]

ill buy it all up in a few hours before it peaks

[real cliff]

it lost 5% during the night so i couldn't even do anything

i was eeping

[somber palm]

smh why don't you set up an event for autosell if it plumits below a certain ammount your comfortable with

[real cliff]

i'm still up +60% for the year it's not that big a deal for the moment

[somber palm]

a loss is a loss

[real cliff]

i don't panic sell

[somber palm]

its only panic selling when you lose a bunch of money

[real cliff]

i hold because i trust gold

[somber palm]

aww wheres slick

did he leave

i was gonna make an inside joke

[real cliff]

i wish it drops even below 4.5k

so i can buy more

[somber palm]

set up an autobuy event and just sleep

what softw u use??

im banned off of chatgpt for using it to deal my options lol

[real cliff]

current portfolio was just a market test so it's on revolut

[somber palm]

AH

revolut isn't available here

[real cliff]

i'm still weighing which one i go with when i buy more

[somber palm]

i've heard good things though

[real cliff]

revolut is okay i just don't know if it's good for large amounts

well large...

ain't that rich

[somber palm]

nah i think they fuck you over with fee's afaik

[real cliff]

might just buy physical gold

[somber palm]

come to curacao

just open a bank account here and claim it on your taxes

you don't need one

[real cliff]

no kyc needed ?

[somber palm]

you do know its the crypto laundering and money laundering capitol of the world right

people who are uninteligent go to the virgin islands etc

[somber palm]

no you do need an ID

(they will take almost anything trust me)

bro everyone comes here for cheaper taxes

the MLB is currently trying to change/transfer their trademark to curacao

[real cliff]

i need to rent an address there though right?

[somber palm]

likely but you can get places for 500 florins

and thats like

1.75=1$ USD

so

very cheap

i pay like 800 florins in rent+bills

im getting evicted next month though

🤣

[real cliff]

i wanted to invest in silver too but the tax regime on silver in france is horrible it's a 10% flat tax on any sale whether your profit or not

gold you can choose flat tax or tax on profit

[somber palm]

thats insane

do people there hoard silver or something??

sounds like the government is trying to make money on people

[real cliff]

yeah that's france for you

we have some of the most aggresive taxes in europe

[real cliff]

we can't do anything

however you try to leave the pleb lifestyle they find a way to fuck you up

if you're not rich already it's hard to make money

[somber palm]

i got a friend in france who's technically a resident of monaco

bc taxes are great there

he lives like 3 hours away

[real cliff]

yeah it's a cool place to be

but they cooperate with the french government a lot

[somber palm]

why is slick banned again

[real cliff]

so you have to actually live there as a primary residence or even obtain citizenship to be good iirc

[real cliff]

probably competitor game

idek

[somber palm]

what?

he's making a game??

😭

WHY WASNT I INVITED

i already found him

i havent been on this acc for like

4 years

cuz i got sent to mandatory inscription

[real cliff]

😭 😭

[somber palm]

atleast people still talked about me

wait @haughty pebble is cuff???

[real cliff]

It is cuff

What was your name before?

Feel like I should know you

[somber palm]

nah

ur too much of a newgen

[real cliff]

Bro I was here since early 2019

[somber palm]

alr then send me a dm

is J-K still around

[real cliff]

john kennedy? not since 63'

[somber palm]

no like the dude J-K with the J-K clan

it used to be pretty big afair

[haughty pebble]

what the fuck

no????

what 😭 😭 😭 😭

[old wedge]

Cause he’s a narcissist maybe

[marsh delta]

hello (DJ NIGHTSHADE IN THE HOUSE)

[old wedge]

He’s made several, all money grabs and don’t work properly

[somber palm]

uhhhh yes??

[haughty pebble]

tf u mean yes

there is no shot i ever said that even as a joke

[somber palm]

literally

[somber palm]

i legit quoted it a day after u said it in 2021

i remember it word for word

is there a media tab in here

[haughty pebble]

no way

[old wedge]

Random

[somber palm]

i legit have the ss

[haughty pebble]

HUH

[pseudo girder]

gang what am I seeing

[real cliff]

close your eyes

[old wedge]

Morning anyway

[mossy fiber]

Mate

[solid helm]

Morning

[old wedge]

Mate

[solid helm]

Mate

[old wedge]

Freaky deaky santa

[solid helm]

You freaky freaky comp playa

[old wedge]

I’m ass

[solid helm]

No.

[old wedge]

[modern rain]

help secret

[quaint ether]

Boom

[old wedge]

[modern rain]

my neighbors arrived

i mean my uncle and aunt

[old wedge]

Ask them for money to buy KR

They’ll understand

[modern rain]

and theyve been talking about how much ive changed over thw years as if this is their first time seeing me

[quaint ether]

Why did u change

@normal moat bhai woh gaya 😂

Dms for tea 👀

[real cliff]

you did change

you've changed a lot secret

[haughty pebble]

i’ve changed a bit too

[earnest vault]

!help

[earnest vault]

I have people over too im hiding in my room

[twilit shuttle]

@earnest vault where are you bro i cant find you

are you hiding in your room again

[earnest vault]

Please leave me alone

[twilit shuttle]

imma keep yapping with the others at the dinner table

[quaint ether]

Bro

Simple solution

Start acting weird so they leave

[hard torrent]

brilliant

[quaint ether]

Or I head out saying I got a yoga class 😂

[hard torrent]

Classic aunt n uncle convo ngl

I like your new clown pfp

Very fitting

[hallow niche]

@sick sail

[river quest]

Your welcome!

[carmine shore]

bro who wants to do that event?

[haughty pebble]

‘friday evening isn’t ready for me’

[earnest vault]

The wrong people are here i don't like them

[haughty pebble]

that’s fair

[lavish ocean]

goodmorning shcat

chat

[old wedge]

[haughty pebble]

good evening

[old wedge]

Fame has a co owner now

Damn

[lavish ocean]

[bitter pilot]

[lavish ocean]

fame is locked in

[old wedge]

[cunning notch]

art on top

[lavish ocean]

[lavish ocean]

yes I def suggest watching the next tier 1 tourney when it gets broadcasted

[old wedge]

Is ceaf back?

[lavish ocean]

yes he’s on the roster

[old wedge]

Hmm ok

[lavish ocean]

id say he’s a co owner as well

[cunning notch]

whatchu know about art clan

[lavish ocean]

whatcha know about them comp demons kap

[old wedge]

Hopefully I can try cast the next one but if not I’ll watch. I can’t pick sides weeti my goat

[lavish ocean]

weeti is a goat, im too confident in my fame boys 😭

[old wedge]

Lain my EU goats

[lavish ocean]

sent you the roster

[cunning notch]

whatcha know about skin makers

[lavish ocean]

not alot just I am grateful for them

[cunning notch]

as you should be

@real pivot

[orchid hollow]

not again...

krunker down?

ok it is back

[cunning notch]

mb

[old wedge]

I made 1 mug get on the level

[twilit shuttle]

kap would need to take the elevator down for that

[manic linden]

?

Is that you

Real obama?

[manic linden]

No, still part of the kingdom

[lavish ocean]

make me a skin kap

[manic linden]

It is an autonomous constituent country within the Kingdom, not part of the European Netherlands or a colony. Since 1986, Aruba has had its own constitution, government, and currency, while the Kingdom handles defense, foreign affairs, and final justice matters.

Do you speak dutch tho obama?

[sick sail]

does anyone elses game stop taking keyboard inputs for like a second randomly

it doesnt do this in other games

it only does this when im on high ping

[lavish ocean]

Input failed?

[sick sail]

nah my game would be working fine other than randomly i'll press or release a key and the input is so delayed

[runic geyser]

Anyone ready for th update today 👀

[jovial siren]

yeah i can't wait

[runic geyser]

Same

[old wedge]

Update today?

[languid temple]

Which one

[old wedge]

I didn’t know there was one today

[languid temple]

Maybe a different game idk

[old wedge]

Damn

[heavy storm]

clan wars

😃

[old wedge]

Won’t be CW

[heavy storm]

sadly yea

[old wedge]

I’m sure whatever they’re cooking will be on par

[drifting bison]

whys gang saying theres an update today

[old wedge]

No idea 😭

When is the update tho Glen

Classified information or what cuh

[drifting bison]

hmm there are two significant updates coming, one is the final phase of the eterno event and the other is the next season

both are soon

soon ™

[old wedge]

The eterno one is lore right

[languid temple]

👀👀👀

[old wedge]

Also what is that skull symbol

VIP banner in the trailer or sum

[drifting bison]

[old wedge]

Looks like the VIP badge but gold

[languid temple]

Apply for FRVR, get assigned to krunker, then you can learn all the secrets

[old wedge]

Hire me Glen

[languid temple]

No me 🔥

[old wedge]

Internship pls

Need a whistleblower

[heavy storm]

vip 2.0

for the big spenders

😃

[old wedge]

Imagine

[languid temple]

😭

[modern rain]

learn all the, what?

[old wedge]

A new war game mode

Maybe

Where u carry that flag or sum

Like CTF

U carry it and u get points

[quasi turtle]

hi

[old wedge]

Like halo

[old wedge]

I’ve cracked the code

[real pivot]

@cunning notch lets go be nurses in nyc

13k/week on some of these contracts

[quasi turtle]

alr ima workout bye

[lavish ocean]

[jovial siren]

when is the arg update?

[lavish ocean]

that basically is ctf no?

[old wedge]

Nah

Ctf u get points by transferring flags at base

[lavish ocean]

there’s a mode where you get the flag and your team gains points as long as it’s being carried

[old wedge]

That one is where u hold a flag or something and u gotta keep it. Is it alr a thing?

Damn

[lavish ocean]

yes it’s been a thing lol

[old wedge]

What’s it called

[lavish ocean]

Pfff I honestly don’t remember

I was just playing it yesterday tho

[old wedge]

Yeah I remember it now but idk the symbol on the flag makes no sense

[languid temple]

Erm

[old wedge]

Makes me think it’s a comp game mode or sum. Prob will be comp related

[drifting bison]

i hated that halo game mode

[old wedge]

Maybe a comp clan ladder

[old wedge]

How

[drifting bison]

it stinks

[old wedge]

It’s one of the best ones

King of the hill was best then it’s that one, then it’s ctf

[heavy storm]

aww hell nah

hopefully clan challenges

[old wedge]

I hate ctf

[old wedge]

Interesting but what would be the point

[quasi turtle]

omg glen actualy talks in kb?

[sick sail]

build clan culture

i guess

[old wedge]

He been

[heavy storm]

clans do challenges get points purchase clan colors / skins and shit

[bitter pilot]

been waiting for that arg for a lil bit, good to know its somewhat soon

[old wedge]

It won’t be something promoting pub stomping surely

[heavy storm]

wdym surely

why not

💀

[old wedge]

That makes sense tbh

[old wedge]

Cause stomping hurts the game

Frvr don’t support it

[heavy storm]

yea thats why my suggestion of it was the highest upvoted suggestion in here

[old wedge]

As far as I’m aware

If it’s stomping related in any way I’ll be really surprised

[bitter pilot]

same

[sick sail]

na

cant be

[heavy storm]

SURELY so just kill the core game atp and tell all pubstompers to fuck off and quit the game once again

[drifting bison]

[sick sail]

let em know devil

🗣️

🔥

[old wedge]

You said it

[real pivot]

can we get more white skins too

while you’re having such good ideas

[quasi turtle]

alr i have 1 month to get my handstand push up back, wish me luckkkk

[old wedge]

I mean 24/7 don’t have owt to do lol, hopefully this gives them something to do atleast

[sick sail]

lets mix it up and add some black ones instead

[real pivot]

thats too intense

[bitter pilot]

sprinkle some yellow

[heavy storm]

its filled with random staff members from a bunch of servers who can barely play 💀

[bitter pilot]

and blue

[real pivot]

krunker players can only withstand one color at a time on a skin yknow

[old wedge]

Purge is coming tho

[bitter pilot]

are u 24/7 pilled now that u got kicked from fame billt?

[old wedge]

I’m upmost 24/7 pilled

[sick sail]

heh

[heavy storm]

[sick sail]

sry about the kick

[old wedge]

I’ve always been a pubstomper so I fw it

[cursive goblet]

w ceaf

[old wedge]

Ur good bro

[real pivot]

we’re becoming nyc nurses right

[cunning notch]

?

[real pivot]

they’re having a strike right now

so the hospitals are offering up to 13k/week for work

[bitter pilot]

holy shit

[sick sail]

WTF

13min queue

[real pivot]

we work for two weeks

[sick sail]

oh

im not queueing asia nvm

[real pivot]

thats 26k we can invest

[old wedge]

Make 24/7 great again

[cunning notch]

you'd do that but not join ice

[sick sail]

idk i feel its kinda dumb to try and make the old clans alive again

when the owners are like dead

unless they transfer ownership

like jump

[bitter pilot]

yeah i would say if they pass the torch down to someone that is active

could make something work

[sick sail]

yea but then they hit u with the "i wanna hold onto it for nostailga sake"

[old wedge]

Mickeys still here ish more active than before but yeah u right

[sick sail]

the owner has to be passionate

i feel like

for the clan to do well

[old wedge]

Depends on the type of clan ig, 24/7 don’t really have a motive atm

They just chillin

[bitter pilot]

yeah the classic

but owners do have to be passionate i agree

[heavy storm]

Jump is literally like staz they even have same color but bella said they will purge it so maybe it'll get better

[bitter pilot]

its not a maybe

it will be better

[sick sail]

not being prestigious doesnt make it a bad clan

[heavy storm]

[old wedge]

I feel owners of orgs gotta be passionate for sure and comp clans but other than that idk

[sick sail]

honestly jump is one of the best clans u can join rn

cause of the challenges and progression they offer

its so cool

[heavy storm]

No its filled with people bot fragging in every ranked game

[sick sail]

bro

w ragebait

[bitter pilot]

yeah its pretty unique, alot of clans tried to copy the style of it but no one really got it as good as phil and jump did

[cunning notch]

art clan best

[heavy storm]

How's that a rage bait lmfao

[sick sail]

its a movement clan? 😭

[heavy storm]

Not everything is a ragebait 💀

[sick sail]

and ur talking about their ranked skill

[old wedge]

PHIL

[sick sail]

the whole premise of jump is legit movement

[heavy storm]

They can put their " skill " to good use by going lmg and trolling the shit out of enemies instead of taking ak and throwing the entire game

[sick sail]

wtv u say it has nothing to do with the quality of the clan

[heavy storm]

But they don't do rhat

[old wedge]

Chill bro 😭

[sick sail]

the quality comes from the community and movement aspect

and they do an amazing job at it

[heavy storm]

Either ways it's being purged so good

[old wedge]

What’s being purged

[heavy storm]

Jump

[bitter pilot]

jump

[old wedge]

Oh yeah

[sick sail]

it is when u speak 😭

[old wedge]

Someone told me I remember mb

[bitter pilot]

the great jump purge

[heavy storm]

Well too bad then if u think that's a ragebait

Nothing I can do about it

[sick sail]

u dont notice how u throw a terrible statement out every now and then and at least 5 people are repulsed by it

[twilit shuttle]

where when am i fianally released to be free

[bitter pilot]

not really totally up to me

u can do the new requirements prob so

u wont be free, u will come right back to jump!!

[old wedge]

What’s the new ones

[twilit shuttle]

noooo i have to stay in the woooorst clan in krunker

wait is kmt a clan?

2nd worst

[bitter pilot]

nothing decided yet, but it will be a lil harder

[old wedge]

Yeah I’m done out

[twilit shuttle]

billt youre pro

you can do this

[old wedge]

Bro I can’t beat moonlight

Fym

[bitter pilot]

i mean we can help u with that

[twilit shuttle]

with enough willpower

[bitter pilot]

if u want

need to give u a coaching session

[old wedge]

Glen

You want a scrap

[twilit shuttle]

xd

[bitter pilot]

why is glen reacting with a wilted rose emote when he didnt complete it too..

[drifting bison]

ive beat it in spirit

[old wedge]

Take that react off right now

[drifting bison]

we all know it was inevitable

[twilit shuttle]

🥀

[heavy storm]

sub 3 moonlight and and 5 other jumps

😃

[drifting bison]

ive image trained and beat it multiple times
edit: that means in my imagination just to be clear thanks though

[twilit shuttle]

i gotta bean moonmare fr

i beat the first section of three

beat

not bean

[bitter pilot]

omg congrats!!

[twilit shuttle]

i silly bean
mr bean

[heavy storm]

just accidently press god mode hotkey in set B

[twilit shuttle]

🔥

[bitter pilot]

i feel like 5 other jumps might be a bit too much but maybe like around 15 point jump or something would be somewhat acceptable

[heavy storm]

try it can always lower it if its too hard

[bitter pilot]

needs to be thought about alot

and tested aswell

[bitter pilot]

ig yeah, but we kinda just wanna make something and get it in a way that feels what the current requirement feels but a bit harder

and not really tweak it after making it the new reqs

need to have a little chat and get a little something out alongside the new reqs aswell that would be very great to have for people

[heavy storm]

not rlly

[lavish ocean]

props to you guys who even do krunker parkour 😭

[heavy storm]

jump and jump academy
main with hard reqs to keep it exclusive and academy filled with every rando out there who wanna get good

[languid temple]

Maps 💔

[real pivot]

bella you’re missing the point they throw devils ranked games come on…

[bitter pilot]

i mean jump academy is pratically what jump technically is, to chat about movement stuff if u dont know alot and ask for advice and stuff, and u practice to eventually get good to go for jump reqs

[languid temple]

Holy well done

[bitter pilot]

🤨

u mean maps rankup?

[bitter pilot]

[twilit shuttle]

yes please we want good new reqs 😭

[bitter pilot]

yeah that will happen little guy

dont worry

[languid temple]

Nah for req too lol

[twilit shuttle]

its so fun
i like it a lot more than pvp bc i dont get shotgunned

[languid temple]

✊️

[languid temple]

ITS SO FUN

[twilit shuttle]

yay

[bitter pilot]

ah

[languid temple]

But wouldn't hurt ig

[real pivot]

yeah krunker has an okay movement system but have you seen deadlock

[languid temple]

Thanks for responding in dms btw bellapoo

[twilit shuttle]

id say moonlight speedrun and then completion of a hard map
like in phil its 6.4 speedrun and waterfall completion (ig cake is our list jump)

[bitter pilot]

u havent gotten good enough in the krunk movement to say that

[real pivot]

you’re just upset that deadlock is better

[twilit shuttle]

out!

[real pivot]

its okay bella

[bitter pilot]

uhh

ngl i kinda forgot what i responded but np!

[twilit shuttle]

bellapoo bc she smells like poo?

[bitter pilot]

i dont care about deadlock in the slightest

i have momentum mod and krunker by my side

im more than ok!

[twilit shuttle]

i still dont know what deadlock is

is it like overwatch

[languid temple]

Lol

[languid temple]

Precisely

[real pivot]

hero shooter and moba

[twilit shuttle]

@bitter pilot hi bellapoo

[bitter pilot]

im a bit stupid i didnt respond to anything

i responded now!

[languid temple]

@real pivot can you link me a decent clip of deadlocked movement cuz I havent seen it at all

[languid temple]

Lol no problem 🙏

[twilit shuttle]

league of legends mixed with overwatch 🥶

[bitter pilot]

its like overwatch with a sprinkle of shit all over it

[real pivot]

but its so much better than both of those

[twilit shuttle]

ok

[heavy storm]

why no more code blitz nickname

💀

[compact loom]

facts. members make the clan not the clan makes the members 🙏

[real pivot]

genuinely play it its so fun

[bitter pilot]

do not fall for the trap pepone

[twilit shuttle]

i dont have time for any other games :(

[bitter pilot]

god bless

dont even touch that game

[twilit shuttle]

im touching my keyboard

[real pivot]

pepone yknow i can send you an invite to the playtest

[languid temple]

Ayo

[twilit shuttle]

nuh uh

[real pivot]

its only in beta right now itll only get better

[twilit shuttle]

the only thing i playtest are the map competition maps

🔥

[real pivot]

they just added a new hero thats kinda broken

[bitter pilot]

stay strong pepone i believe in u

do not fall for the liberals traps

[languid temple]

Is there any clips

[twilit shuttle]

imma fall for the democratic traps

or whatever theyre called

[languid temple]

Ofc you would

[bitter pilot]

thats a bit worse

just stay still and dont move

[real pivot]

let me find a clip kap sent

[twilit shuttle]

can i peakshoot?

[languid temple]

Bet ty

[twilit shuttle]

pow headshot!

[bitter pilot]

if u peakshoot blitz yeah

[twilit shuttle]

bro wavyi got some heat clips for the video

i just need an openeer

an insane one

[languid temple]

👀

[languid temple]

Fr

[twilit shuttle]

idk where, perhaps lagoon when i jump on the rocks and 180 off the palm

[languid temple]

Oo might look cool

[real pivot]

yes you can

[twilit shuttle]

OH ITS THIS GAME

i played it months ago

its hella fun

[bitter pilot]

nevermind

ig he did fall for the trap

[twilit shuttle]

xD

[real pivot]

right its soooo fun

they just did a major update

[twilit shuttle]

i played the character in the clip

[real pivot]

6 new heros

[twilit shuttle]

siick

[real pivot]

patrons got redesigned

new 4v4 gamemode that is more of just a hero shooter

[cunning notch]

nephew

[twilit shuttle]

one game im interested in is marathon

[bitter pilot]

she is really trying kap

[twilit shuttle]

but seeing how bungie handled destiny 2 ehhh

[bitter pilot]

to drag someone

[languid temple]

Oh damnn kinda looks better then I expected

[languid temple]

[twilit shuttle]

the movement is fun but nowhere near krunker though

lol

[bitter pilot]

yeah..

[twilit shuttle]

also you cant make custom maps

boom

imma stay at krunker

for now

:P

[bitter pilot]

u can on that game

[twilit shuttle]

yk bellpoo

[bitter pilot]

but the movement is shit

[twilit shuttle]

wait you can?!?!??!?

[bitter pilot]

yeah

[twilit shuttle]

👀

[bitter pilot]

but im pretty sure the editor for it is shit

let me check

[cunning notch]

cope

[twilit shuttle]

xd

alr lemme remake slide_moonlight

[bitter pilot]

oh yeah the editor for it is dogshit

[cunning notch]

isnt it just hammer

[bitter pilot]

source 2 hammer

worse than normal hammer

[cunning notch]

🥹

[twilit shuttle]

worse than krunker editor?!?!?

[bitter pilot]

i mean

[quasi turtle]

I have 1 month to get the hspu😭 hellpppp

[bitter pilot]

its very confusing and not intuitive like at all

[real pivot]

maybe you're just stupid bella

[bitter pilot]

but things do work better on the other side of the grass

[old wedge]

shut up

[bitter pilot]

how am i stupid if i know how the tool works

dumbass

[twilit shuttle]

TRUTH NUKE

[real pivot]

...

its confusing to you so you dont understand it

[bitter pilot]

well yeah it was when i started learning it

for alot of people its like that with hammer

not just me bro

[real pivot]

no i think it was just you

[bitter pilot]

ok whatever u say idiot

dont wanna argue with a brick wall

[twilit shuttle]

i want a drilling machine and not a hammer

and some screws

gimme

[bitter pilot]

uhh u cant get those around there

[real pivot]

its okay bella

you'll never be good at deadlock anyway

dont need more initiates playing the game

[bitter pilot]

u cant say that when i never touched the game

ur so shit that u have to get carried by kap

[real pivot]

???

[old wedge]

oop

[real pivot]

i soloqueue

PANCITO plays with kapkhan

[bitter pilot]

ah i thought u queued with kap

thought ur kaps personal bottomfragger

[real pivot]

no that panicto

[twilit shuttle]

lol

[twilit shuttle]

bella ty foor cc role in jomp

[bitter pilot]

im sure u follow the same but in solo

[bitter pilot]

np big guy

[cursive goblet]

Why is she telling the truth

[cunning notch]

ive carried you before what

[twilit shuttle]

i finally dont have ot post in clan chat

or dm you

[cunning notch]

several times

[real pivot]

bella you know im oracle right

[real pivot]

on main yeah

[bitter pilot]

i dont understand what u trying to say here..

[cunning notch]

pisslow rank

[bitter pilot]

ah

[twilit shuttle]

eterno??

is that krunker

[bitter pilot]

what rank are u kap

[quasi turtle]

New krunker ranks? Wow

[cunning notch]

ascendant 6

[bitter pilot]

mogging blitz as always

[quasi turtle]

I m eternus 10

[real pivot]

me next week btw

[cunning notch]

the gap between asc 6 and eternus 1 is so big

i will be here for a long time

[quasi turtle]

I mean eternus 1

[cursive goblet]

They got the esdeekid rank

[old wedge]

initiate 50 hrs in 💀

[bitter pilot]

i always tell the truth

[real pivot]

pisslow

[quasi turtle]

?

Pisslow?

Whats that

[twilit shuttle]

pissbella

[real pivot]

game doesnt even start until eternus 2

[quasi turtle]

Oh

Idk

[quasi turtle]

What i m saying is that i m the highest rank in the game

[quasi turtle]

Ai

[twilit shuttle]

why do people ask me if i have an insta during stream

[old wedge]

they wanna link

[cunning notch]

cumlow pov:

[real pivot]

@cunning notch lets play in a 40k deadlock tournament and i wont swap off vin

[twilit shuttle]

i dont even have a facecam

[twilit shuttle]

😭

[bitter pilot]

gotta create a discord for ur fans

[quasi turtle]

Why do girls keep asking me for my number😭 🙏

[bitter pilot]

ur loyal fans

[twilit shuttle]

i do bruh

[twilit shuttle]

bc ur 24/7 in krunker

in 24/7

[quasi turtle]

Ah fair enough

[twilit shuttle]

BOKE

BROKE

@junior thorn 🔥

[quasi turtle]

Is broke broke?

[bitter pilot]

yes

[old wedge]

broke rich

[twilit shuttle]

nah he balling

[bitter pilot]

he is also very bald

[twilit shuttle]

job and girlfiend

and pro krunker player

and muscular

[bitter pilot]

pro movement player.

[old wedge]

2 lies one truth

Cannot have all

[quasi turtle]

Blud describing me

[bitter pilot]

he is not actually lying

[quasi turtle]

You are texting with him rn

[old wedge]

Thanks for saviing my nephew from a 62 car pileup yesterday bird

[cunning notch]

40k kr tournament and i dont swap off akimbo uzi

[quasi turtle]

Np np

It was nothing

[real pivot]

they're running triple lmg pleaseeee swap off akimbo i need this

[bitter pilot]

please speed i need this

[cunning notch]

glen please add back charge rifle in rank

[old wedge]

add shotgun

[quasi turtle]

Add runner

[bitter pilot]

make so u can use 2 blasters in ranked

duo blaster

[twilit shuttle]

charge rifle isnt in ranked?

[bitter pilot]

no

[twilit shuttle]

why

[quasi turtle]

Make it so if 1 person used runner everyone on your team automaticly switches to runner and cant change it

[old wedge]

Thanks for the mil pure the other week bird, preciate it

[cunning notch]

not since the ranked uodate

[bitter pilot]

sadly there is no answers to ur question pepone

[twilit shuttle]

omg yes please

thanks for the deepspace bird, precite it

[bitter pilot]

knife match

would be tuff

[quasi turtle]

No problem

[twilit shuttle]

average kb until you get a role

[real pivot]

we're all playing ranked instalocking blaster and playing browser default settings

[twilit shuttle]

next tourney OMFG
BRO
THATD GO SO HRAD
KNIFE TOURNEY

[cunning notch]

yes

and all the biggest cosmetics

[real pivot]

its not throwing

[twilit shuttle]

please kpc or nack

cmon

host tourney iwth knife only

runner

[bitter pilot]

yeah but there is just no answers to that exact one

[real pivot]

i cant have a client on my work computer you know

[twilit shuttle]

oh :(

[real pivot]

and i couldnt copy my settings

[bitter pilot]

AND walking

instead of slide

[twilit shuttle]

@2xwilly

wtf is his dc

[cunning notch]

i should try getting banned on league

[bitter pilot]

ur geeked pepone

take a chill pill buddy

[twilit shuttle]

@white surge bro imagine a comp tourney with only runner
THATD be so FIrE
everyone just knifes
no throwing knife
hardpoint as usual

[cunning notch]

with ingame voice comms

[bitter pilot]

fuck i just realized i need to finish my stupid dingus video

[twilit shuttle]

same

but not home

[bitter pilot]

the 1 week deadline is clocking in

[twilit shuttle]

i have 67 clips but will prob just use like 40 of those

[cunning notch]

deadlock

[twilit shuttle]

deadclocking in

[real pivot]

but no useful comms just "they are over here"

[cunning notch]

hes right there

[quasi turtle]

[twilit shuttle]

i ltierally do

[bitter pilot]

honestly blitz's suggestions might very good

[cunning notch]

yw

[bitter pilot]

we should consider those

[quasi turtle]

Blitz and mine you mean

[real pivot]

yknow we could play krunker ranked while queuing for deadlock

[bitter pilot]

u didnt say shit buddy

[real pivot]

and when we get in the deadlock game we just leave the ranked game

[bitter pilot]

u would lose on both

[quasi turtle]

:(

Wym buddy

[cunning notch]

deadlock queue is not even slow

a krunker ranked game lasts longer than a queue

at least in na

[real pivot]

and when we get in the deadlock game we just leave the ranked game

[bitter pilot]

is na deadlock actually that quick

damn

[cunning notch]

na and eu are big

oce is fucked tho

[real pivot]

i could be top 5 vindicta in s america queue

[cunning notch]

i was playing 4am queues this morning and everyone was mind controlled

it was so free elo

[real pivot]

i might have to tap in

maybe ill rank up

you know i got two ranks from my latest game

[bitter pilot]

glad to see a community so prosperous!

[old wedge]

You are top 10000 vindicta

I’m top 1

[bitter pilot]

if u played 4am queues in the krunk u would get called a slur

[real pivot]

oookay buddy

[quasi turtle]

Me and blitz have to be nerfed

[cunning notch]

yeah they get like 90k daily rn i think

[quasi turtle]

Right?

[bitter pilot]

woowie!

[cunning notch]

i dont think you would even get a match

[bitter pilot]

i mean u prob would after like 30 minutes

but u would get called a slur by a comp cheater

[twilit shuttle]

good old faceit times where there were no chatbans

since i got a 2 week ban from league i didnt chat bad things again

now its all happy roses

or silence

[real pivot]

does deadlock have chat bans

[cunning notch]

maybe

[odd relic]

W

awh I was gonna try it

[bitter pilot]

scams are getting different nowadays huh

[real pivot]

you already fell for one 🙄

[bitter pilot]

ok bro

[odd relic]

Dm me if u wanna get scammed

[real pivot]

🫶

[bitter pilot]

u suck

[odd relic]

Hey Bella

[twilit shuttle]

hey bella

send me your skins if you want to get scammed

[real pivot]

thats not very kind

[earnest vault]

Hey Bella

Check this Linux download

[silk bramble]

send me kr if you want to be broke

[twilit shuttle]

lmao

[bitter pilot]

when it comes to you in specific

im not kind

and rigged too

[odd relic]

Bella hates me

[silk bramble]

Bella doesn't like cutlets

[earnest vault]

What does Bella like

[bitter pilot]

never ate it

cant say i like it or hate it

[earnest vault]

Bella likes TAS

[bitter pilot]

total opposite

i like making the videos tho

[earnest vault]

Okay TAS guy

I just got slide dimensions wr are you proud of me

[bitter pilot]

no

im not proud

[quasi turtle]

Kebab

[silk bramble]

did anyone see my montage

[earnest vault]

I saw uh

The thumbnail

[bitter pilot]

which montage

ah i opened youtube and i got it recommended

good timing

[lavish ocean]

[twilit shuttle]

W

krunker content 🔥

[earnest vault]

How about you @twilit shuttle

Are you proud of me for getting slide dimensions wr

[twilit shuttle]

i dont have dimensions word record

yes

you beat percs

pro

[earnest vault]

Thank you

[real pivot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723599467172986962/1179816546625925282/20231130_160918.gif

[twilit shuttle]

thats percs wanting the wr back

rigged when slide_relaxing wr

free to take atm

i dont think he wants

[earnest vault]

Those kind of maps I have to figure out a route jump by jump and it ends up using small platforms at high speed

[twilit shuttle]

the tas looks so easy

and youre faster than bella

and youre fatter than bella

[bitter pilot]

i mean he could prob get the start faster

but not the rest

[twilit shuttle]

trust

[earnest vault]

Ur so easy

[twilit shuttle]

ur so sassy

[viscid barn]

wsg

[pulsar vapor]

nvm

oof I hate I can´t post memes in here for yall to watch

[twilit shuttle]

wsg end

welcome to krunker bunker general

the chat where they talk about overwatch 2 and deadlock and sometimes krunker

[viscid barn]

Y'all I had an account EndlessVibes69 (dont judge the name), I haven't played it for like 1 year now, I put my new email in but it won't like send the verification email. Idk what to do because I have tried multiple times and I reloaded the site.

[twilit shuttle]

did you see if your account is locked? either way, have a look at the 4th pinned message in this chat

[bitter pilot]

tuff name, but is it like not allowing u to log into ur account

or am i geeked

[viscid barn]

gng its been 2 years since i had the account 💔

[bitter pilot]

that doesnt answer the question

are u already logged in the account or

[viscid barn]

i put my new email in, bc i created a new one but it wont like send me werification email

i have a new account now, but i need my old acc back if its possible

[bitter pilot]

gotta go through support

[viscid barn]

basically it isnt sending a verifiication email

[bitter pilot]

4th pinned message in this chat

[viscid barn]

uh im dumb

oh k

[pseudo girder]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[twilit shuttle]

me if i was in a tank

[odd relic]

Same

[modern rain]

@lone stream got laptop done

lets play ow2 today

[real pivot]

@bitter pilot maybe we are too hateful

[bitter pilot]

nah

[sharp crow]

[astral patio]

pick a number 1-142

[regal spear]

13

[bitter pilot]

25

[odd relic]

67

[shell orbit]

bro i ran ts even before i was using anything unironically

[real pivot]

some may even say we could be bad people

[shell orbit]

ur a great guy

keep ur head up love

fuck you

ur not pancito

[lone stream]

what was it

[bitter pilot]

i dont think that would be the case

[real pivot]

i need to change my profile back

lowkey

[shell orbit]

i fell for it

[bitter pilot]

fell for the bait

[shell orbit]

still blitz!

ur not a bad person

[modern rain]

dust in fan

[shell orbit]

first time here in like a month chill on me

[modern rain]

caused overheat which caused gpu to slow down

[astral patio]

i saw 13 first

[cunning notch]

❤️

[real pivot]

there we go

[shell orbit]

secret changed his pfp

[twilit shuttle]

-142

[shell orbit]

this is generational

[hard crown]

i miss when insta used to give me cocaine recipes

[modern rain]

no only server pfp

[shell orbit]

and you on them uzis

[odd relic]

Secret

[shell orbit]

still generational

[modern rain]

i didnt change my entire discord pfp, it is too good to change

[odd relic]

whats my kpd tip of the day

[bitter pilot]

im chilling

[cunning notch]

i miss atomic

[shell orbit]

real

[modern rain]

Always talk yo shit twin

[odd relic]

real 🔥

ty

[cunning notch]

when are you going to terrorize eu ladder for fun

[hard crown]

your pfp reminds me of a certain game

i just cant remember its name

[twilit shuttle]

always talk your tuah

[odd relic]

Noted

[hard crown]

i like my cheese drippy bruh

[twilit shuttle]

bruh

[cursive goblet]

anyone have lilprezis discord

[real pivot]

lets go queue s america deadlock

initiate to eternus in a day

[quiet turtle]

Now they give meth

Oh sh

[quiet turtle]

Did u find my username yet to gift

Or did u forget unc 🥀🥀💔

[real pivot]

who are you

[quiet turtle]

Bestsniper254

I never miss

I also use the crossbow

And suck at it

[real pivot]

arent you banned

in game

[quiet turtle]

No no this my account

The username above yea its me

I got a ss too if u need proof

[real pivot]

that is your in game name

?

[quiet turtle]

Bestsniper254

Yep

Also why tf is there stickers

Got a legendary and its a sticker