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valian we still talk about you
wahh wahh wahh
Middle of summer on a beach you aren't worried about it not being 5pm you just slam beers
You want the milk bottle
?
i dont drink in the mornings or at noon
Agreed
There are exceptions to drink early
look at jump ipri 
Lmk
OK!!
It might be a few hours before im on
hokage I found a tuff pfp
ill use it on the server now temporarily
drinking a glass of wine or a beer at lunch is fine imo
very tuff
where
as long as you're not taking shots with friends ๐ญ
yea beer is fine
Did ai make it
im getting horrendously drunk tonight and its your fault
staff chat
bruh
unfortuantely it is not that perfect
whoops
Lame
Im gonna let ai make my whole profile
can i see
no
๐ฅบ
if you're taking shots at lunch something's wrong
u aint staff
can i not see it
lil goop
@sweet trail very tuff pfp ready
i might aswell be
yup, thats me
it makes me look like a psychopath Joker
blitz is sooooo pro jumper
im so fucking scared.
blitz when u get staff can u unban me ty
So tuff still wish ai made it though
i saw you in one of those videos where someone was handing vodka to homeless people
Yeah...I think we are far away from perfection but it works nonetheless
why u might aswell be, last time u talked in there was like 2 months ago
...
i pop in from time to time
check on things
Dont forget the various melee assortments

machete
were you given the axe
Pancito can you ask ai to remake your pfp
We choosing the axe or machete
No
chatgpt generate me a funny krunker.io meme
Or something is very good!!
Hokage you had a badass AI Pic you need to make that your pfp
chatgpt generate me a video of a alternate reality of krunker bunker
Celebration shots
Hi peperoni!!
True I should
we are already in the ar(g)
chatgpt generate kapkhan and blitz happy
did this on pancitos birthday
OOO
might aswell ask for agi
YOOO
Hi pepone
chatgpt do nothing
Oh so now youre just kapkhan
axe lowkey
hi very
Really
what?
Machete I think is better in every way unless u gotta break down doors
Can you ask ai to remake your pfp
why we have 2 pancitos in kb
yeah but i wouldnt be scared of someone with a machete
axe might be better for dismemberment
Pancito with cat ears
lol?
finally
happy birthday @real pivot
all these puddles have frozen over
Why you always on some trek
i drive around dumping water on the roads when its going to freeze
?
oh?
up or down
brilliant
i played one game on main and alt won both and nothing
When
yesterday and the day before i think
I think it was only fized yesterday but idk
Happy boxing day!
Maybe deadlock thinks youre too high and should go down
@sweet trail i found peak AI content 5 secs into Insta scrolling
i would understand this on alt but on main??
Idk ig ur a chud
like my win yesterday was not a close game and i didnt perform badly
no problem dude youre welcome
Also these are normal games right
yeah
Thank you!!
Limit testing
Pushing the barriers of the human race by eating 4 korean hotdogs
WITH mustard
And we get the potato skin one cause it's the best
is this where all your money goes
I havent had one in over a year from an actual place
Theyre not cheap though (hence previous statement)
ill get you a gift card for christmas
Explode
i try to be nice and this is how you treat me
Alex
One day I'm just gonna say yes
you act like i wouldnt actually do it
oookay
aa
that hurt secretmember
For a second there I thought pancito got mod
everytime i look at blitz's profile when im in my room in the dark
it flash bangs me
its like insane
my profile is such a dark room friendly one
Why are you in the dark
when i wake up or when i go to bed
and the first thing you do is check my profile?
no
she lowkey wishes that Bella
??
shut up bozo and throw yourself to the street
LMAO
???/
Hi secret!!
wow if it is not ipri himself...Hello ipri, I am always happy to see you say my name.
ipri the goat individual
@bitter pilot how much does an ak47 cost where you live
good question
i never went looking
u can prob get it for cheap if i go on the slums
lol
a few thousand real if i were to guess
So how many guns do you have
Bella arent you eu?
brazil
i can get an ak pistol for 599 usd here
Oh what
wait i might need to buy that
im not allowed to disclosure such information
Draco?
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surprised u didnt know that
Hey we are friends right
the mini drac
yeah
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Oh my goddd I'm a dumbass

average
i genuinely might buy this gun right now
self defense
i mean guns in us are generally cheaper and more acessible, i have to go and go hunt one to buy
if i wanted one
i only have a glock and a couple shotguns
and if i get caught with one u generally get locked up
if u dont have a permit i think and those are quite rare around here
Brazil is open carry???
with the laws here i could keep the mini in the car
89
nah
the united states
wiat what
U the type of person to be in florida
you know im technically allowed my gun in all the states that surround my state right
thats cute
technically?
i need to get out of this shithole that i live
I thought u can just roam
brazil is boring as hell
Lurk jungle with the ak
didnt you buy a vector or smth
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imma go hunt blitz in the us
i kinda want a full sized ak tho
Thata just greedy and idk if u can handle all that
she is very greedy
???
i can tell u that much
If ur allowed rifles why not just get a stock for the glock and call it a day
thats a felony
To be clear I dont think u can handle a mini either
10 years immediately
it would become a short barreled rifle with a stock
a full ak has a barrel long enough to be an nfa item
the mini has a short barrel and no stock so its fine
my tickets to iron lung were canceled
Stay in the u.s.
the theater canceled
Nooo
Pretty sure that was either me or blitz
wait its actually not that hard to get one
cant u just go and grab one
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Likewise!!
yeah but legally no
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im curious if u have ever seen the stop oil dumbfucks irl
are they funny
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Itโs paid opposition paid for by an oil heiress
They make real protestors look stupid
i just see shorts of them roaming around with their hands in a cement slab
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its funny asf
they better be getting paid alot to get rid of their hand like that
One of my work colleagues bought a just stop oil parody t shirt that says "just stop pissing everyone off" or something along those lines

I wish they would organize stuff in the us
Have you seen the video of people counter protesting at one of their meetings
I hVe mastered auto locking snuper
@quaint ether
Nop can't say I have
@tulip canyon
?
Real question is who is that cornball impersonator
im surprised that kashy had alot of cornballs that liked him
Kashy didn't stick with krunker
I don't like him for that
he went to play roblox rivals
Sellout
Ah yes sellout
are kap and i sellouts
also he has a weird beard
oh yes
? Are we talking about the same person
Since when does kashy have a beard
I think so
look his yt channel up
For deadlock yes
at least yall are still making skins
he had it for a while
now he shaved
and contributing in other projects
what
I need to get my beard and hair done its getting messy again ๐
Is playing another game being a sellout
ipri has a beard??
im still yet to see ipris face..
Ive seen lpri's face
I currently have a beard, I havenโt shaved for a few days
Gross
Too lazy sometimes
not very twink like
Canโt beat my middle eastern genes
Yea
Thats false buddy!!
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im in ur walls
I wonder if anyone plays krunker on edge
kap we're totally making more krunker skins right
My tent doesn't have walls thick enough for that
i mean why am i surprised, you do sound like a silly billy that has a beard..
Of course
Having a beard feels like cheating at life
Its so ez
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I hate facial hair
funny how every krunker player has a beard
alot of them do
every deadlock player wears a skirt
including you
I dont have a beard
Bro my first interview at the new job the interviewer instantly complimented the beard
So ez
ur logic is quite flawed little guy
Bro has not seen accountsbroke

I think you cannot comprehend my knowladge
i cant comprehend knowladge yeah
Are you calling Bella dumb
i can comprehend knowledge tho
or do I?
Bread bin
But you don't throw away bread in a bread bin
You store bread in a bread bin
But you put bad bread in the bin
But not the bread bin
in my mouth
@earnest vault
Major ego problems
You strike me as a master manipulator who knows dark psychology.
I punch metal for fun. I am a psychopath.
poor kiwi
dont worry you have more aura
indubitably
i reloaded my youtube page and for some reason i got recommended the most cringe krunker video in history
should i delete my youtube account
Nice to see. I have a big superiority complex.
bet the thumbnail is goofy
2016 vibes with air horns
eh nah, just the content of the video
Fair enough
Bad music or just the gameplay
What could this possibly be
If itโs niche I would like to see it
yeah
Lwk send in dms
"The Sad, Greedy Death Of Krunker.io"
Send it
@cunning notch you're a slave to fairfax industries
pocket?
one of my LOTR Conquest vids has almost 10k views...
they literally killed him

picklelighter mod
#1 tech support experience is saying no to people
glrop
replaces default knife
that's a client
what
Yeah exactly
how long does krunker support take to respond for an og account being deactivated
You're prolly gonna be waiting a while, sorry
it has alr been 3 weeks
@modern rain
goodluck
hail mary full of grace the lord is with thee
blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb jesus
is it rare to get my account reactivated or something?
say a few of those
give secretmember your ticket number
not rare but it does take a little.
alr I've made the ticket a while back so I forgot the link
a little as in few weeks.
I'm expecting an email back or something
it's been way more than a few weeks
bro I need this account back, it's been made in 2019 and has a 4 letter username
Probably wonโt happen icl
Do you remember the ign?
@modern rain ow?
the what?
probs in 2 hours tbh, friend will arrive very soon and ill mostly be out drinking
The name of the account
the login?
Villain mod is so good
yes
Just the username
username PW and email
is there any way to get 2FA code again
I can see if itโs banned or not as well
guun
I checked krunker hub and it doesn't show it exists
Probably inactivity lock
I'm trying to lift it
Did you buy anything on the account
nope
Yeah just make a new account at this point
bruh I had a shit ton of rare shit
rare ain't good
like crazy stuff
define crazy stuff
anyone ?
i got a new phone
Wdym
well gotta go through support
so the auth app resetted
to change that big guy
I think I had a koltron x
emailed twice no replies
Thatโs not that rare
the deagle?
I was told it was crazy
No itโs rare
what ranked season is that from
how can I get my account back pls
Season 5
Super hero season I think for ranked
@cursive goblet
Other than email pass whatever what proof do you have of owning said account
Just show proof you own the account I guess
to?
it's saved to my Google password manager
Support
and ik the password and use the same email
Open a ticket with @odd wyvern
k bet
@steady mortar you too
yes done thans
thanks man
ok have fun
Stub it
Hello
Hello hi hello hi
Hiii!!!
melon
@twilit shuttle 
Hi hello hi hi hi
deadlock discord is such a silly place
Why are you mod
Oh
okay
huh
were you watching?
thanks for taking ivys place
brother im navid
hi navid
hi
huh
David
emily you know they're adding a wolf girl to deadlock right
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mhm mhm mhm
no because venator is coming out
max max max
todya
Pepone what are your thoughts on the wind chime emote
ello ello ello
fffffrrrrrr
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lets be realistic now
looks like apple
p-e
apple with a magazine
not saying it further
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Sussy
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@twilit shuttle what should I eat for breakfast
@cunning notch i wonder what yoshi finna do after this patch ๐ญ ๐ญ
toast with marmelade
The moment I turn my pc off
Could be a shout ngl
whats marmelade again
I eat air for breakfast
jam
๐ฃ๏ธ
all of them
Didn't know you were so buff
what ๐ญ
strawberry jam is the only one worth
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ooookay buddy
fr
hi lpri
hello mr hi mr hello hi mr hi hello hi mr hello
hello hi hello i.... uhhhh helllo hi hi hello....uhhhh
uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhgh uhhhhh CHRIMO
xD
Pepone too silly for tuff
t-t-t timmeeeeee
fr fr frvr ong
h-hi... h-hey.
bruh
Heyyyyyy
crazy stuff
Woah
?
based
Greetings traveller, I hope you're sitting uncomfortably, on your sofa, or beanbag, if thats how you choose to live your life
Omg hi
a certain reaction is incoming
as soon as that announcement is posted
a super reaction some may say
Is the next event a frostbite to moonlight wr
I think you should do that
Next event is free unob for logging in
oh my fucking god
wait kap is there not gonna be an announcement
wsp
im having quite a unique problem
im trying to recover my old account, but the recovery email isnt being sent?? or atleast i cant find it
ill appreciate any tips
it never showed up for me
dumb ass
thank you
honestly their gun is kinda shit and so is their self defense
i think this might be another dive victim
im gonna go thug her out on street brawl
oh?
oh my god you cant say anything in this server
Thank you
@real pivot wow their weapon falloff is really bad
im not on a beanbag, but i have a yoga ball next to me
she can silencer/toxic really fast point blank though
but right now im sitting on my comfy chair
Epic
is this the first hero who can reasonably buy slowing bullets
hi anyone know how i can get my account back if i forgot my password?
i put the email in but it wont send me anything :/

4th pinned message in this chat
okay thanks
What
pickles
Sick / relapse - venturing
Freak
Yea
U'd never guess who venturing is
J
shes like area denial hero
Starts with a j
juice world???
Ends with a r
Rhymes with ane emover
oh i think there were top billboard in israe l
i recognize now
Achrually theu removed their music from israel โ๏ธ
guess who woke up
what on gods green earth is that pfp
ok
yes
hop on
Its loading
anyone know how to use gamebot
It is broken rn, have no idea when or if it will be fixed
anyone wanna play blooket i got a code
generally you don't lol
what is a "blooket"
Kahoot
If you are familiar
Just a game that's typically played in school,
Rounds of questions you get options to pick from
And get score based on speed [ if correct]
Kahoot is another game that is basically the same as blooket
oh my god @cunning notch past 18m your bullets are just gone
oh wait
its auto aim
LOL
this might be cool

yeah kap you can just leave your guys on walker and let them poke
Talking to the wall
im using cat ears with your pfp and it still looks less feminine
kinda true
Than what
your current profile setup
Big fan
are you finally coming out?
no its too late
The clouds are feminine yea
I LOVE COUNTERSPELL
@modern rain pancito came out of the closet
big fan of u too big guy
yayy
Im sooner pulling a blitz than becoming gay
whats this supposed to mean
born 2 deadlock, 4ced to replace ipv4's and subnets
I feel like its not hard to piece
pancito puppy phase incoming
thats why he voting for silver
I know what you are...
Also kap u threw not showing valian mina
He listed like 4 characters he prefers over paige
Put me down gun to my forehead like a cow
And have me look down the barrel
giving me spirit items while im on vin is like giving crack to a child
What?
pretty sure i did
Abrams
demon
tjese are the people i get on my team.. playing on steam deck
oh @cunning notch you can just light melee the skulls
i noticed that

wait since when can you type in the hero selection screen
whats ur main?
i ruined my mains rank by not knowing how to play the game
Not possible
oof
@secretmember @secretmember
did he just try to ping me twice and fail
Appears so
Ye
it became my identity
If you ever do I'll
Do something very very bad
calm down bro why
cute pfp
NOOOOOOO
it was supposed to be tuff
clean
i did install it the other day
walked around the range for a minute
Cuff is just weird
lets play street brawl ๐
You're just goated secret
thanks
yert
You insulted the great secret
W speed
No it is just two homeless people relating to each other
boom boom boom boom
bb no moolah
tossin her like enselada
she took my whole enchilada
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im not homeless
im not homeless
oookay we're lying
rem wants to go bowling with graves
as if rem can use a bowling ball
dude is the bowling ball
we gotta kill rem
i saw in the discord that mina is trans
game is game
we gotta arrange a marriage for you secret
Im content enough living alone thanks
at the very minimum 50% of the messages I see you send here are you thirsting over women
only 50%?
minimum
i need to up my game
it appears to be a bit ironic though when you think about the fact I actually dont really look for a partner
it is fun nonetheless
You are into men so that makes sense
LOLLLLLL

tuff psychopath serial killer pfp
its a Secret 
Oh cool ig
im deadlockmaxxing
alright
you broke the Canadian thing's heart. I think you owe it an apology
Im sorry
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when u gonna retire from using substance we would love such thing @heavy storm 

Wow
We need better skins fr
edited the message just to add even more hate
hell yes


Yo that's me
if Krunker needed a president, I'd step up
Ur pretty geeked
Thats hot
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everyone would vote for Secret as president
Hi Orca!!
true
Hello orca

I am actually the hero Krunker needs, but we did not get to that page yet
I would vote for fatalcarcrash43


satan
is this the most goated sea animal appearing this chat currently?!?!
You would be my number 2 this fr
@modern rain ? yes he is
if thats what i get called for saying the truth then so be it
we orcas have a tough time in here being the apex predators
what even happened for you to spur
I know I am your number 1 but you are just too shy to admit it
which is okay
i can let you hide your true feelings
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i have no clue what that word means

Disney de Orcas and Orca
what caused your outburst

a very cool chat i had
orca if you were here when I was Disney de Orcas we could have made our own ORCA clan
lets just say that
but i think it was taken
when i first arrived to the krunker scene i remember everyone asking me if i was Disney de Orcas
lame
ok unc
he is dead...
well now I want to know
is she wrong
i lowkey had fire as hell orca pfps back then tho
the one spinning around each other is still my favorite
with blue background
ok you're flying a bit close to the sun there ms. rusted sawed off
i think my orca pfp is shmexy

For real
lets just say whatever happens in jump vip stays in there..
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oh my god
slime out all movement members
No mic pins are goated
and blitz if she's not incldued in tat
dont let Hokage see this
no mic files
Ohhhh nahhhhh
even orca is not a jump vip
ok
would u even be active
never seen u talk in jump in a while
its okay
SECRET MENTฤฐOOON
i was just curious
you've said it all
its not like i talk in jump either
lmao
i mean
lets go to kpd-vip chat...
thats true now i think about it
woah man
You wanna drink a beer with me
true
im wiping gus and giving orca vip
Let's go to cc chat
thoughts
orcas dont do well with alcohol
hey hold on
Oh wait
hey wait a second
fuck it, slime out both gus and orca
yeah?
what are you waiting for
lets move to KMT-vip-chat...
nah facts
Balllright
?!
I Think the magical belgium ways Will grant you extra lives
Let's move to the broke hole
i was treated very well on KMT so I have very positive thoughts about KMT
i was treated like a royalty
pause? context? phrasing?
i mean to be honest, vip is our gossip chat... i think we should keep it restricted...
i think my gossip channel is this
I would say so ye
we talk shit about gus everyday in there
i let out all my thoughts in general and wherever
the difference is i swapped to models instead of continuing to make slop
god bless
we know
anything juicy
Don't worry about it bossman
oh yes
My johnson is a paradox
- rigged, jump vip chat
very
i must know
@cunning notch 135 votes for the v
if you swap blacksmithing for woodworking, you can't start talking trash on blacksmiths though
@earnest vault
Sometimes bella can be stinky and broke mogging everybody ๐ but that happens
no way
you're actually addicted
honestly so many things happen i tend to forget might need to scroll in there..
but there is alot of spice
im going to anyway :joy
anything on pancito
why
Luna?
why


