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if you are a duck as you say, what do you think of turkeys and chickens
Never liked them
show offs honestly, it's good that they're dumb
I love any kind of birds.
Based opinion
how are u?
Haio!
hai
I just reached rank 3

meow
my birds say cheeseburger
Hyd? I'm good and a bit chilly
meow
Meow :3

Fr bro
Uh
I have found a 1941 penny
bro yes real
Eat it
Don't be rude, please.
meow
😡
you never really know whos on the other side of the screen
o shit
Wtff
eggsactly bro that’s what i’m saying
Yall could be fat chuds that don’t shower behind there
Cat can't type broo
i’m very skinny✌️ and i don’t shower cus i have mental heath issues
I just woke up tho....
proof?
Oooo
Son🥀
They don't have fingers
how else am I supposed to do it then
i mean cats can type.. sort of
proof?
son what✌️ you don’t know what i look like
But not that fluent
Son🥀
bro that’s literally what my cat says all the time
They have lil paws
Cats don’t like me
mine too thats so crazy
I’m a dog person for a reason
literally bro
My cat is lovable
But cats are clumsy
so am i
exactly cats are also better to keep as pets for me
so what
I have a corgi and he’s a cutie potootie :3
are you queen elizabeth perchance
They r lazy
Nah im American
i’m not very fond of dogs. they lowkey cute tho✌️
My cat
so am i
so are dogs
Lol
eggsactly bro
Dogs are activee
dogs smell like shit and bark all the time
And cats are evil
and i can’t even remember to even let MYSELF outside let alone a dog
Not mine tho
cats are nice
Nah evil
Cats have attitude
everyones a little evil
ooh dogs vs cats talk
Yup
dogs are better
okay? they’re animals and they’re alive living things what do you expect
Nah man, you’re a villain
Very very cute and sharp eyes
So do dogs, specially Huskies
But they always want to be alone
not mine
Yeahh..
Mine won't leave me alone
personally I've had both and i just can't compare them. they're different with all their different quirks and personalities and i love them all so much
is this you?
“Girl I’m sexy and you know it”
Cats are scared of ppl
true but cats for me are easier to manage
so are dogs
dogs are playful, cute, silly, huggable, pettable, every single dog, EVERY single one, you cant tell me otherwise.
And cats i dont see alot that are playful, they are as cute as dogs, not very huggable they too small, pettable yeah kinda, some will bite u
My cat loves cuddles and being next to me.
theyre both good but dog has to win here
Yes bro
Fr? I’m scared of them
Not that much
Who tryna play
i like small
oh yeah i forgot cats are silly too
I’ve never had a dog or a cat
whats wrong with silly?
Like pomeranian
Then my cat is a dog lol
no because they’re loud and i can’t handle loud noises
yeah some cats just have the dog genes lmao👀👀
||poodles suck||
Oi
all dogs are loud so no
HELL NO theyre cute
Marm
Bruh
kinda true. the thing I disliked most about having dogs was the smell and having to pick up dog poop every day. my current cats just know how to clean themselves and only use their litter box
and they stink and are loud and i have to let them out all the time
my cat is not loud
My dog is loud
Cats are nasty and evil
not as loud as dogs
yalls dog stink?? bro..
ur just being rude at this point
Mine is not loud at all, he's quiet 95% of the time.
Aww someone’s mad
no ur jus rude ✌️🥹
2️⃣ Respect the devs, mods and each other.
Don’t be rude. Being intentionally malicious, encouraging violence, self-harm, or suicide, even in jest will result in a warning or permanent ban.
Is the ragebait working?
this is my opinion and i will stand by it
overall dog wins, cats lovers just cant accept it
helo
hey guys do mods have to be used in private servers
i like dogs but poodles are the worst kind of dog
I give milk to cat then and second day it meows all night so loudly it was echoing in mt building
yes bro
I like dogs, I prefer cats.
cus it’s an echoy building
Oh yeah I forgot abt that
I wanted to get a dog when I’m an adult
hard agree on this one. literally EVERY single poodle I've come across has tried to bite me
you have many, many options (not insulting any dogs out there all of them are cute) and you choose a poodle?
Outside the building it was loud af
Lots of fresh beanling
Alright
Dam
yes but what about dogs they would do the same
lol
Cat also do
i love cats but ill trade my cat for a dachsund
For a what
i love cats but id never trade my cat for any animal ever
dog
I swear small dogs like poodles and chihuahuas are evil
Dogs in my neighbourhood are friendly
Oh okay
Ohhh cute
Street dogs are best
woah
Chihuahuas are the only evil dog I know
Yo
Evil af
My mom's friend has one, mixed with poodle.
I’ve always wanted a pug like dantdm
Bye guys I'm making some toast for me and my family
my cousin has one but i want one for myself
Hes old (the dog, not the cousin)
Yes, I know peak 😆
Okay cya
they’re hard to take care of and severely crossbreeded if that’s the word
Dam fr? Aw man
they’re cute but they suffer a lot ✌️
time to drink water
i think dantdm talked about this sometime
yes

what if i dont want water
Oh yeah he did
Her 2 dogs.
what keeps u alive man
Your a cute bean
i personally already cry whenever my cat breathes a bit too weird and if i owned a pug i would probably be having several panic attacks✌️
thx
Aw damn, I haven’t been able to cry in months idk why lol even tho I feel stuff
food
idk oxygen?
Chat does anyone have any pineapples on them
TvT
Np
how many do you need this time
7
just go to the market bro
wtf do you mean this time 😭
What if I said they were closed
last time he needed 15 pineapples
Bru
then sit outside the door and wait until it opens
fly to another country and then go to the shop
Like I have the time to go to another country for just 7 pineapples
this is a bad idea because by the time he gets to the next country the market will be closed there, then he'd just have to go back to the last country
oh yea
its fun
then wait
maybe the real pineapples are the friends we made along the way
Ur telling me I ate multiple people
sounds nice

why do you need 7 pineapples anyway
"tonight at 9 man arrested for eating 7 pineapples suspected to be his friends"
What do you think
idk make 7 pineapple juices?
what if my friends are pineapples
nah just eat it raw
why did you turn them into pineapples
I got pineapples no one arested me
hmmm okay

are your pineapples your friends?
Probably
how do you buy your friends
just go to the marke-
Now I have 2 Canadian pennies, 1962 and 1966.
And I have 0 pineapples still
where is marke
uh hey
oh dear its mel im going to get hit with a brick arent i
If it’s a pineapple, just give it to me
That’s uhh
ur lucky i dont call potato to get you
Bro if you do this a lot youre goig to get banned
wrong
I think that’s not real
Whats right then
its real
me cus i’m always right
Ok
found in elec
bro thats massive why is it so big
No, ur lying
Why would i lie!
If I were to count to 10, would that make u a liar?
uh if you find a unicorn that has a mermaid tail and flys o and it lives in a castle
No because it has to unlock the car
find the unicorn
To unlock the car
Just came back for. Store
yes.
I got Pepsi and ice cream and chips
So what’s the point here
did somebody say ice cream
Yes
ice cream?
where
Here
I did I got 2 ice creams at the store
if you find the unicorn to unlock the car it will prove that im lying
ICEEE CREAAMM CONEESS!!
Did you buy any pineapples, 7 specifically
I ate 1 and a half
Hello Cookie!
i want strawberry ice cream though..
how are youu??
Gotta find someone else then 😅
Good! Been relaxing as of now
woohoo!
Yes!! 
Yo
Hi
yo\
hi
bye
Now I have 3 Canadian pennies, 1962, 1966 and 2004.
But still no pineapples
Y'all talking Abt PINEAPPLES?!
Pineapple
bet you cant find a 2014 canadian penny
Idk if I have it in my collection
||it doesnt exist||
I was
hi
time to drink water
Hi guys i just joined!
Wso yall
Hiiii - new here 🙂
hello, im new
Gg
Icey
Hi Smoke!
time to drink water
its not been an hour yet what are you talking about water
Hi
Hello. Time to play the Henry Stickmin Collection on Friday.
today's tuesday though
what
Nice :D
tuesday
I know.
Not for me. It's.... Wednesday.
Wow. Time difference exists.
Yeah, I'm gonna play it soon.
but
I'm gonna get every fail, every episode, every bio, every ending and every achievement.
ooo breakfast time..
Becoming an imposter time.
does this mean i can eat breakfast right now
maybe
Has anybody talked about Henry Stickmin these years?
time to drink water
Heyy
hi?
Guys beware of predators inside among us lobbies
I'm still here
cool.
M-m...
I see you finally reached Rank 3
i see your always here
Thank y'all🥹
I just woke up
isnt it like 4am
2am
Timzones
bro ur 2h ahead
Ok
1h*
It's 11 AM
1:20 am for me
Oki
Yeah, my oldest penny is 1941
Hi
85 year old penny
Hi
And I have 3 Canadian pennies.
Wowzers, 3 Canadian pennies :D
1962, 1966 and 2004.
Ai doe
my oldest penny is 1939
YOOOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEES WAZAAAAAA
youre green now
Talking Abt pennies?
yeh
Who
you
Yes, I was sorting my collection of pennies.
Fuck yeah!
Ya yu
Wrong reply
Jeez
time to drink water
Juuutfsutrxutrxutrxuyrxuyryuyrxiyrxiyrciyrciyrciyf
fav anime?????
What's your favourite anime
Three fresh imposter,one serious beanling,two cadet crewmate and two fresh beanling
rah
RAAGH
k
also i joined a among us lobby and first thing someone said was "im Eating kangaroo poo"
imp first try nice phantom :D
Eating what!?
yeah idk
Hey does being toxic or semi toxic can also lead to ban on this server?
Yeah or you might get warned
Okay, thanks I love you
You're cool
I'm not that cool....
YES YOU ARE COOL
and I hope you're doing great ma'am
@proper chasm I want brownies
Thank you so much hope y'all do great as usaul
No, you take care first before me
YAAAAAAAAAY
We are human and human supposed to keep each other cared
Okay...
Guess you are right
Well uhmm...
Hola
Nice :)
hello yall
Yo
Haio!
YOOOOOOOOOOO
Haio!
hi greatsword
YOOOO
i have 81 lvl but I can't understand why I had 1 lvl
OHHHHH...
?
can explain it?
?
Gd
Well to be honest that happens to me as well. I don't know if it's the game itself or just a normal glitch
This guy really knows Abt gd
So he wrote the entire thing
mb
MY FAV LEL
I did nothing :p
Same lol
Sup pongs
LOKIIII
HAHA
HAHA
:3
YOO WASUP DAWG
What a coincidence
I AM WELL AND ABLE
Was it?
Indeed
😂
🤣
hey its me....
Meow :3
?
I hope you're doing well
nvm.
Your not two time......
Yes i am thank god
That second life drooler.......
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I AM GLAD. WE SHALL MAKE A GRAND FEAST! SHALL WE?
im a dat (dog + cat) btw this is according to my gf ig
He would backstab anyone just for a second life....
NO NEED FOR THE REFUSAL
HAHA!
Ok ig.....
yeh :3
same :P
EYYYY CONGRATS ON CADET!!
You would backstabb me? Oh hell no
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEE
🥹🥹
Oh shit that's a lot of emojis
Lmao
I also reach rank 3
HOPE YOU'RE DOING FUCKING GREATTTTTT
Anyways hai med
I'm doing good!! in a little pain but I'll be okay after this medicine kicks in. how are you, man?
hiyaaa!!
Time to drink water
I'M DOING FUCKING GREAT! AND HOLY SHIT MAN THANK YOU FOR CONGRATULATING ME
YESSSSSSSS COLD WATER PLEASE
hi medi
Holy shit man why am I Fucking energetic again
hiii zei!
WATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Drink water
I am, thank you!!
i think water gonna be the next gold
potato better get gold first 😭🙏
Sup
HELLO EVERYBODY!! MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND WELCOME TO FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S
Thanks for advice!!! We all community and community love each other
markiplier my beloved 
😂😂
I'm hydrated!
Hey man do you Fucking know CoryxKenshin
I do know him
i like eating plastic
I do, but I don't watch him
LOLLLL
this has cat energy 😭🙏
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im eating it rn..
My friend chew wrappers.....
that nice 2
I literally have a mark vid up on my tv rn 😭🙏
Why r you even eating plastics
@inner ether you're important 🔥🔥


Bye is water
lol
:3
ive been nonstop playing this fuckin tomodachi life game, it has me in a chokehold 
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THAT'S THE FUCKING ATTITUDE
i been playing a roblox gaming thats called clover origins
This is my pfp that I use
TIME TO FUCKING EAT BREAD FIRST! I FUCKING LOVE YOU @inner ether AND TAKE CARE @proper chasm
Woah hey calm down
Have some water your going crazy...
He and her
hu and wha-?
Hii guyss
but of course
I just joined this server
Hi
me too..
hey girly (not gay)
lol

Tuff
lmaooo I wont spoil it ig
John and jane you say?
i am very much not new
no hu and wha i said
OH
YESSSS WE GOT HIM

why does it say your new lol?
i havent been here for 3 months
.-.
you dont think therefore you dont are
i wanna slap yu
looks at my join date, sobs
loll
That's not very nice :(
unc
Chat, do I fire the cameraman? They dropped the camera
you throw bricks at people are you any better
Completely justified
real 
I was here for the great among us outage of 2020 LMAO
fr lol

white knuckle bricks...
augh I hope Mark plays it again soon and uploads it 
it's had so many updates since he last played it and i wanna see him get back into it
wha-
idk who he was but some guy named larkin died
I'm so sorry to hear that omg 
yeh

Markiplier fiberoptic cable core
My beloved
what lol
finally one ive seen
I actually did this when I was playing ultra Moon

for context, that cat is from a game that was made by his main video editor, who is Portuguese. therefore the cat is Portuguese lmao
Portuguese
PEAK
lol
🇵🇹
hello welcome everyone is go away slothbot markiplier
thank you slothy
fear
Wsp
Ceiling
true!

Oh hey
wsp with yall?
Hello
not much
i see
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

oh shi- that reminds me i left my house on mb twen
eto!
This is why every morning
You always...and I mean always...BURN. MA. DAMN. OVENS-
joyous!
Pfffttt
It's Lumo

in the flesh

what's... kickin?
Anyway
horses probably

yes?
(that was mainly me ending the last emoji train lol)
what if
oh gotcha heh
What if what?
🚆
I like trains.
are you sure?
Hi
Hi
welcome!
I have a video for that gif, mel
Sea salt?
well hows it going anyway
good question how are you doing 🤔
great question
no it's just related bc invincible
i fucking knew it was markiplier
thank you im saving this
mhm mhm!
always markiplier related
So can't wait for the invincible withdrawals to hit the Internet
Except this time is gonna be so unbelievably braindead
More than last seasons somehow
Sup
i mean i do exist so theres always that
. -.
or they're going to go into hibernation until next season 👀
hi!
yes!
that's still a good thing!
ill just sabotage the show so they never release any new episodes
oof triple reply ping 😭
:3
im not used to being here aha
triple kill
s-sabotage....
no mi[pja
ok vro
hehe
out
i get flashbanged every time i try to chat while slowmode is counting down
sobbing
mn how did i deal with this before 😅
i guess i used to write longer messages...
and I probably did a lot more capitalization
ive probably never capiuialised a word in my life
oh well marmalade is captialised so i guess theres that
I type slow and longer messages as is, so the slow mode usually doesnt bother me, except when I wanna send an emoji right after my own message
I still have the letters from the letter trade thing heh
picture this
MarmMaaAAlaAAdee
cool, cool!
I'm too addicited to the internet to be slow at typing... but I still suck at finishing my essays!

Slender Marmalade: collect my letters
I also dont abbreviate as much as I used to, I guess
Mmm.. might be a good idea for me to practice that too!
I also suck at spelling sob
leaves you with iph!! yippi (:3)🍗
NOOOO MY COLLECTION OF As
I read that as phi help
give me all your letters now or else
Neva!
no i dont want all of them wait
I have too many to capture
carrot overdose
Oh no i hate carrots!
frl tho my nickname is so long help 😭🙏
I hate everything tho heh
gotta shove all the important info in heh!
my username consists of nothing useful
but im keeping these letters these are MY letters
aaaaaaaaaaand i forgot the reply ping darn
not used to this... but used to this?
trust
so much orange...
what the fuck is this
i love orange
evil aniedic i guess
Opened up your profile to get punched in the face.... ow
darkiplier ahh version of me
LMAOOOOO yeah I used to have a warning on my status LMAO
oh wait I'm not even online what
there we go
ooooooo you're offline oooooooooo we're not reall oooooooo
I think i was avoiding someone this morning and forgot to change my status 😭🙏
hi
Hi
any gamers
ello!
ou ah i see
hello!
😎🤘
no gamers here yup we are all normal average people with jo- PFF HA
I quit my job months ago shush LMAO
oh SOB i was refering to myself 😭
LMAOOOOO

evils...
darkiplier my beloved 
my favorite of the markiplier egos/characters, other than mr. iron lung
I dont say his character's name bc it's technically spoilers
Hi
Hii guys

now the first night isn't usually that bad in any of the games so ill play through
and hello you two!
Hiya!
welcome to the server LEGEND heh
Anyone know how to get the real face mask in among us
hm?
damn they got me 😭🙏
It's CHAOS server lol:D
Hello!
all i can think of is the geoff mask...
also among us goes in the among us yeah the among us among.... #among-us-general
Thats sucks
Helloo
got timed out like I said 
aw man...
what if i wanted to speak in roblox moderated language 😔
Is there any bot in this server
stupid medic, forgot it'll time me out regardless
I can do anything!
Slothbot
Slothbot is secretly real I just can't prove it
What does it do?
moderates the server and ranks us up
Ok

they got marmalade too ;c

anyway, as i was trying to say, i accidentally typed the letter c instead of the letter called g
awful i hated it
really?
LMAO
ah deltarune
can't wait for chapter 5!
||'cept mine was 10 minutes instead of 1||
first time using an apostrophe properly btw
deltarune tomorrow.
i feel like ive heard that somewhere before
oh jeez 😭🙏
yeah sob
no tears...
yeah heh
how could you steal my gif smh smh siiiiggghhhhhh eventhoughihadnothingtodowiththecreationofthegifijustsearcheditupidon'tevenhaveitsaved
Time to drink water
I don't really care if you guys don't want water,all I want to say is y'all need to stay hydrated and I'm here to remind y'all to drink water whenever y'all forgot to
I'll trust!
yes you should im very trust worthy
i cant even spell trustworthy right .
okk bye guyss
||im gonna do the thing im gonna watch markiplier||
gooood afternoon
SOB
alr byeee!
nice to talk to ya again!

afternoon!
how are youu??
why didnt you tell me he played oneshot 💔
this is great news
he's played 100s upon 100s of games
i can see that
like 5.8k vids on his channel, iirc?
if i was unemployed ||(i am)|| i would watch every video but unfortunately im too employed for that
Hello
ive watched at least half of them. I definitely believe its been more than that though
doin ok... a little tired but that's fine!
wbu?
meh not so well but good to hear :D
awww :( well i hope thing will look up for you soon :)
well that's dedication 😨
I love my Markiplier
Thanks
Hello guys
hello
oneshot is peak ngl
i love this game
do new people just trickle in like this 😅
im not used to this anymore haha..
true! i think
i think i saw a little bit of it.... soundtrack is peak tho i remember listening to some of it while studying
oh it says markiplier now instead of just youtube thats great
markiplier is more important
true
markiplier IS youtube
YES
actually i am youtube
what
trust
Hi youtube
😭🙏
who is youtube
youtube is youtube
mr YouTube
youtube is a mr??
john youtube
oh yeah

ceo is a male
JOHN!?!?
oh yea i forgot about that

john lung
its the thing where you tip the hat!
john john
mr lung yes
medic is back to spreading love

i couldnt say that earlier cause i was imprisoned
ok well now might be a good time to call it a night ehe
a little tired but nice to reconnect to here again... maybe i should do this not at 12am....
have fun yall!!!
good midnight sleep well!!
night night eep well!!

thank you all ❤️
goodnight mpja
dont explode
no promises!
i almost formed a thought
daily explosion
good luck
BURGERCATT
cheemsburger
YYYEEEESS
y'all are making me hungry i definitely had no part in this whatsoever
its very early morning where am i to get a burger
I already ate lol
Hello!
my family said i could eat a burger today
then eat a burger
After i get some money
Hello!
do you reckon if i fold a bill into a paper airplane you can get it? do they accept monopoly money?
ooo i think so
Hello
ello
ughhhh <@&753770264453578872> #spring-banner-submissions message
also in bean of the week bleh


surely they would have someone more believable than mr beast by now
i mean i get that hes like famous and rich and stuff but yk hes not very believable for this thing
✅
thank you slothy!!
flashbang
ehehhehehehe
maybe ur not such a bad guy slothbot

Hmm
good afternoonnnn
shit- it's already afternoon? Good afternoon ^^ hru?
btw i luvv your pfpp
afternoons arent too bad
i mean its morning for me rn but yk afternoons not bad
it afternoon?
yeah where i am
Yo this late already?
oh its 2pm
Someone is a sigma
it 6 for me lol
Yh, but the day passed so quickly! It's already 29 😭, april is over!
what.
Hi
frr!!
supp
ikr? I saw the calendar today and literally stared at it for over a minute. I swear it was 25 yesterday!
yesterday was 28 april
So uh it's my first time here still trying to adapt can someone help me
Heyyy i m new here
what
Welcome to the deepest pits of hell 😊 hope you enjoy your stay 👍
welcome to you too
hello
hi
hi new here im marmalade
I m from India
i thought you said your name was new here..
good for you 👍
well hello from India, im marmalade
Nooo 😭
I am from djibouti
ello watcher
who is from india
I'm from India
that's not a country, i don't think, idk where that is 👍
I am from India
it is
i think its in africa
it is a country google it
🇩🇯

really? Oh, i see, i'm quite confident in my asian and European countries, i only know i think half of africa...why is africa so big with so many countries....
i've seen that flag yh 👍
im not very familiar with african countries but i think djibouti is pretty common
Y̶e̶a̶h̶ im doing good, still melting, wbu? ^^
Back on the shiny hunt grind
Aw tyty Maria 
Hii Medic
hewwo
PIKACHU!
i've never heard of it, and i don't even know how you pronounce that. 😭. but i'm sure it's a lovely country 👍, so forgive my insolence, anas_killer
Hru today??
i'm great, just slept off a stomach ache. But the weather is great today 👍 (a thunderstorm)
I'm okay, you?
hi
Glad you’re feeling better, sleeping off the pain is the best way:D
Im good, ig 
Im SO jealous of that thunderstorm! It’s over 36°C here 😭
Hello guys
hello
thanks 👍
alternatively you can listen to a computer say it https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+pronounce+djibouti
Hello
meow
meow
Cc
Hello
I put a chip clip on my Weiner.
Hello today's image is
Good morning
No seriously I didn't use all the hotdogs I had in the packaging.



