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He's always here
What job is this
Ikr
He's Cluck, isn't he?
If I see that emoji one more time
Applying for supermarket cashier
HE IS WATHCING?
Supermarket Cashier....
(or any job on that matter)
Oh hi cleck nice to meet ya
Cluck E Cheese, ill tell you that
Hi
WHAT THE HEEELL
I'll print out then fill it in
Lolololol
7K!!!!
No compliments?
I beg you don’t show that emoji again
Cool
dude this charging cable sucks
I need a job, But first, let me get my B.tech in computer engineering
Hmmm……
I’m gonna go freaking crazy
OHHH???? 
I just saw the buff yoda
Every time I am about to slack off
what is this?
Don’t please😭 😭
Huh
pick up
Are you feeling like bred
Attempt 2

Ala Kazam Bada Ban Bada Bill Bell send this SB member to the TPBW Realm
WHAAAATTTTT
I feel like cheese
I got a test for an application for computer school, then got rejected.
There, I pick up the call, now what-
CHEESEE?
Hello
Xp system is random:P
well.... I back.
Idk it's your call
Hey what is "mac" in mac n' cheese?
hi\
ANI WHAT THE HELLL

Macaroni
Macaroni
Hi alien
hell yeah the hot dog guy
Hi alien
Is anyone from Asia here?
Hi Alien
Not in front of breb 😭
Okay day is calm again
Yes, someone
What is macaroni? Is it the same as macaron?
How
what did i come back to...
What's macaron?
You just told me to pick up the call-
Macaroni is the name of my cousin who used to go by jeff
What is macaron?
Wait uhhh what the food name again I forgot
My name isn’t kie
improvise idk
French cuisine
hello
Macron
more context
It’s johnatan the 3rd
well apparently. Theyre saying that they are coming for me
plss
hi
Mmm maybe
@tiny dove where are you from??
hi
IM CRINE
Shouldn't have picked up
AI?
hi
How are ya?
I am from planet Earth
KATIEEE SAID MY NAME WAS THIS!
no Disney
Alien in 'am!!
Oh, never had that one before
Hi Alien
you just told me to pick up the phone- ykw ima snitch on you since you did that to me
Me too
@tiny dove really 😲😲
I kept getting random calls help
How are ya?
hello
Noooohhh, I'm from Mars
Man I sure do love flying through the empty side of my room with my big ass fly.
Oh mah gawd, Hi Alienn!
yea it's your phone dawg why you listening to me
Wrong reply

Hru
why hello there johnatan the third. Very nice to meet you.
500 death penalties
hi
@tiny dove Ohhhhh, and I'm from Saturn. Nice to meet you.

However, 

Hello uhm what is your name
Hey do you know bartholomew the third
Omh hii wasabibi
I have met him before hmm
Hai
How are ya?
too late. We are going to die together
Hello Sabi
Tired
Bro, no
my friends call me soso the very good.
Hello soso how are you
just you mate I'm with them

WAIT BARTHOLOMEW?!
Great guy
I'll be leaving because I am getting bored...
Jesus Christ, WHERE did my boyfriend go its been almost 4 hours💔
good, hbu
I wonder where he is
hi smoke
oh no
I do not know 
hi skelly
ANI WHAT DO YOU WANTTT
Don't worry, it's friendly

LET ME HAVE A NORMAL DAY😭 😭
good hbu
What’s up?
It's name is shack
Johnnathen the Third interacts with Bartholomew the third.
DONT ACT
Your peace
Im fine
Uhhhh???
don't trust em'
HE IS MAKING ME GO FREAKING CRAZZY
great
what is going on
i woke up like minutes ago and i already did a april fools prank
AUGHHHHHHH
I am doing no such thing 
great to know
YOU SENT THE SAME FREAKING EMOJI I IN MY DMS ONCE
PROOF?!?

YOU DELETED IT!
Ohhh… sounds like a lie 
LOOK AT THIS


Did you see what I saw 😨😨
LEF ME CHILLL
LMAO
That’s not my pfp 
YOU CHANGEDDD ITRT
What is that 💔
😭 😭
yo
PHOSPHORUS WHY
💔
UH OH BRO GOT IT TOO
Hello!
ye i quit im not trusting anyone
That's why I keep a recorder in all my DMs in case of that.
Hi
Cursed bee

Not even the bold
Scary
Why?
Ok ok I quit
Dont worry kie, tommorow will be fine, prob
Among us
I apologise Cookie, ||honestly||
@empty tiger @empty tiger @empty tiger
WHAT THE FREAAK
What’s ||the|| matter with you, Coo||kie|| ??
woah
@hollow mason I liked your profile picture, bro. It's really sick.
I CANT EVEN CHILL FOR ONCEE
hello Phi
I wanna fly
And hello phi how are you
Hi fishy boy
me to
Goku. Aura
{"applicationId":477175586805252107,"partyId":"NQEGEG","type":1,"sessionId":"h:2a3d63898f9ad1ffcfbdf1d3c9c3"} Spiel mit mir Among Us!
Gotta go bai
Bye
good bye
Bye Nowyer!
But
Oh wait, sorry, I don't have a proper nickname lol. I'm not Phi haha, I'm one of the new recruited mods.
Cookie, ||can I|| still be your ||friend|| ?
Okay k think I can chill

(ノ∀\*)
Hruu
Wsg everyone
Guh
Im gonna just call u fish.
good, hbu
Your discord ID says otherwise
Nah cuz Jo said you guys are still checking all applications
nice to meet you kind sir.
Nah, Phi goes by fish. Call me... Floosh.
I’m gonna call you… phooosphorus
COOKIE
WHAT NOWW
Can we still be ||friends||?
...the connection on you says it otherwise though-
Flooshie
Oki
Im not a hacker
I got recruited early, surprisingly enough. Though I do not know who else were verified.
I don’t like getting rid of frens
Sure PHI
Okay great, answer me this, what do you call a ||
||
We cannot be friends
Cooki don’t click that
almost sounded like Slurpee
I already did
exactly..
Why did I even get into discord today
That's sounds just like fish...
hi
indeed..
i did not know that was how you spell it...
⬛
Then you and Phi must have really close usernames
We need updates
How do you have the same user as him
It does not! See the three-letter difference?
Oh It’s EXACT
It does not as well; it's completely different!
what a coincidence.
Oh wait
If you say so.
Different and original.
hello
Can I call you phosphorus
Hello Jet
yes hello
I don't check usernames, I use user ID instead.
Ok and and same tag
JET!
that’s what I meant
Hi there.
Anyway I think I can calm down now
Jii
He has the same tag? Then that must mean he must have great taste in music.
Jet don’t like me anymore😔 and how are you
Hi

Me too :D
Hello
I'm doing fine, how about you?
Sure, if it helps you distinguish me from Fish.
Fifiii
indeed
I'm new here
I hate today👍
Same Background effect too
Hai
PHOSPHORUSSSS
or see if see his username
For example:
Your username is: kookie_ate
Your ID is: 1298875917464240158
||All info are public and available for everyone!||
Nope no Phi Fih to be seen
Woooaahhh
my mom is making me feed the youngest 😭.
Hi.
i gtg...
How do you see the ID
Gasp
Hru jet? You seem... Cold

OH HECK NO
I know because I use ID to get any user anywhere in discord
Jet is portraying me today
So
Ew
If I have your ID, know that I know you well, and no doubleganger will fool me 
I meannn, go ahead. 
I don't seem to understand
Ah crud, that sent late.
Nope not there
Ok Billy Tough Knuckles
You
Wdym jet is acting normal
I am doing fine.
Blocked
Idk
Yea ik
Hello everyone!
Haha nice joke !!
Who are you I mean HIIIII
Life when Smoke is blocked > 
AHA CHECKMATE
Hello wind
But I used to be useful to you 😔
🥺
How are u
Snoring 
Ok bye everyone who isn’t blocked 
Bye bye oh wait am I blocked
💀
No you're not
Never 
Woohoo!
Hello, hope you all are having an amazing day today.
Yeyeye!
“New modderino” have anything to say now
That's favoritism wth
Better than being kissed
LOL😭
Same to you
67 is such an overrated joke.
True
Oh bye Ani
Don’t tell me you’re bringing this foolishness here
One server is enough
To be fair, 67 is an overused meme that should have died long ago.
omfg I’m collecting this evidence
What's even so funny about to umbers 6 and 7?
Not sure.
It shouldn't be considered as a meme 
67 is an abusive relationship anyways. Since 7 8 9 who was 6's older brother.
True. It's just two numbers.
Hello I just joined

Yes
Hi cool dude
hoi
Welcome
Hello
ANI WHY IS THE EMOJI EVERYWHERE
It’s not to you though 
Hey
STILL I CAN SEE IT REMEMBER😭
Wait I have an idea
This guy!!
Wait what's going on

Close your eyes 
OML
Phi what is that
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Yo
LOL


That was my idea
What if she wanna type but you react with emojis
🤷
hi guys

Smoke please don’t contact me you’re blocked 
I can type with my eyes closed
How did you type this
hello
Text to speech duh
Moreover how did you see the message to reply to it
Text to speech duuuuh
Opened my eyes
How can you see my messages then
Duh
Smells like hax
Imposta 
What talent!!
Skill already unlocked
HI
HI
HI
HI
Guh
life is peaceful lately I wonder why
Hi
Did you notice the CD back to be 5s?
I would avoid posting like that if I was ya
2.8K Beans
I will try to spell uhm.. chicken with my eyes closed
I meant a text
Like
idc
Idk
Idk
Spell it then
But type something
See you never !
Bye bye

Bye Ani
Chucken
I typed this one with my eyes closed
Chichen
Awesome! Only one letter wrong
Chuck the en
Good riddance smh 🙄
That good :D
Yes chuck the en
Why did it get worse
Being johnatan the third is so fun
Chickfn
Oww almost
I get to be human
See you later beans
Ost
Bye bye
Bye tree
Ost?
Yes
What does that mean
yes
It has something to do with soundtrack
No
No?
Original sound track
Yes
Exactly
Smart cookie
AH SHOOT I HIT MY LEG
OWWWWW
WHY IS THERE WOOD🤯 🤯
guys do we need to update among us
welp. I'm back.
Idk but you reminded me that I have to buy the new limited cosmicube
Welcome back
your welcome
I NEED TO CLAIM MY STAR
❤
that took way longer than it hat to be 😭. i went to make my youngest brother food only for that 3 year old to gaslight me that mom told me to give him ice cream and not food.
im crying
Yo
Hay
Good morning
Umm for me it's night
It’s afternoon
😛
Heyyy
I am good at English,but
Yo
Yo what
Hello!
U want to go call up
I not call up
U want?

Hai uhm… Annie? Or dete
Hi. :]
How are ya?
Kinda ok, you?
U want to go call up
I’m doing somewhat okay
Ok
Wait did I turn the ping off

What
Since your name has uh /j that means you Annie!
Kie- I mean... Cookie?
hewwwo >w<
Hilu
Helloo 
JOHNATAN! THE THIRD!
Hello Joe
Why not first?
Hiii uhm idk
say my name
Ask katie
dont ask what happened to the other two...
S-si-sigma wolf…
Why tho?
😭 sorry
AUHGHFHFHEJWMWOKW
Yea... That's a normal name. What's the wrong in that?
How are you….?

Very normal
Trying to be serious... So hard
cringing at myself until this day is over

lol😭
Now that I think of it being johnatan the third is good
hi
I have to change pfp bc whenever I look at Cait, I can't stop being silly 😭
hruuuu
But I don't want to leave my boi...
Endure.
You have to
SPINNN!
I uh...

Should I-
Endure Meep.

I can pat grass
it is so hard for me to be a good person and not say something stupid. But i'm enduring...
What
:3
:3
So me dang I want to be serious but Cait pfp wants me to be silly
No I don't want to spend my orbs 😭
ive concived a idea
I mean... That's a way but
sameee
Nahhhh
because im 15 now
How much do you got 
we should ALL use the teleporter from henry stickmin
I spent twice and no I don't want to do it another time
may i inqure what idea it is?
Back then I got more than 12k but I spent twice for nitro credit so it got back to 9.8k
Dang
sounds fun
I only got 21.2k orbs
'only'
Hai dete
Yup
Yes only, I got 1 million /silly
ONLY?!?
Mhm
oh wait I have met someone with more nvm
the life of the rich... 😔
Yea he only has 21.2k

Man I love my 3 day Nitro 
Same
Hmm but why that emoji…
🤔 🤔

Skelly you are suspicious
Hallo
Ello
Is that a key?
How are you?
I am fine
Yes it is!

It kinda looked weird for a second I thought it was a obby game
Obby game hmm
It's a key made from cookie
Hence Kie
My user was supposed to be kie
I like that Pun
Cat!!
God I am melting
i think i'll go and read my manhwa.. Bye bye everyone ^^
how hot is it
37⁰C
How cold is it?
Idk honestly but it’s windy
You can check in your weather app (if you have)
Sad
I love windy weather unless the wind is hot.

Where do you get photos?
What do you mean by that
The image perms
Oh that is bad
Like is there a level system to get or
Level system
Ohhhh awh
Press this here #roles-and-ranks
Oh thanks

This is gonna be my banner
Oohh pretty
I don’t know why
But nonetheless, i like it
Me too and thank you :D
Anytime 
Pat number… 6?
I need to count better

I dont see it
7 and 8!
6, you say ? 
CLECK NO.
6 and 7 perhaps ? 
why do you remind me of bartholomew
Stop with the 67 meme. I find it really overrated.
Yea what this person said
Oh my gawd💔🥀
So uh what happened?
me too
😭 😭
Hello Durin from Genshin Impact
Why did you do it😭
It’s weird seeing wind like this
Hello Meep!
Hello
This new double tap to heart discord update is annoying
the opportunity presented itself
Good thing I'm not lying. 😊
Oh I see
Oh oops, my apologies.
Henlo should I change my pfp... I want to be serious but the pfp is so silly I can't stop
Uh?
Stay bored then
Hi day
Nah...
eat banana
FOOD?
Very relevant GIF
…
Extremely relevant
April fools updat ehwen
You know I’m still a chocolate chip cookie key.
You must cramp a lot
No they are CLECK
Monkey never cramp
Monkey eat banana
Guys what is your favorite role in among us?
'your mom'
Not funny
Thanks for the Univarsal judgement
Click do not talk you're the only one who didn't got the team a win in the hg
banana
😭
Didn't even spell it right 
💀
Heyy good morning
If you say so clouck
Do you eat the entire glass or box?....
Morning
Banana
The whole milk I am lactose intolerant
Bananna
Eh....
Lack toes intolerant
Banannna
Seems normal
Yeah I lack toes
Imagine that
Oh…
This kinda gives me nightmares
Hai ACHLYS I think
Bannnnnnaaana!!!!
Fr
Wait are you achlys
The agony
It's Jes 
Nanaba
Jes
Who that
Why are you guys saying banana 😭💔
A bad-die
Gr
Tipsy
🍌 bananan
OMG
The banana
You'll never guess who I am
Yea~
Hiii Jes
Oh
A bald chick
Hi john
Idk who you are I’m looking for bartholomew
Wow how'd you know that
Johnatan
I had a dream
Are you guys okay I am genuinely wondering if you guys have dementia
Hi John
lol
Dementia?
No, I do
What is that
🤦♀️
Ah I misspelled
Who are you who am I
Memory issues
Banana
To be or not to be
I think i am confused
Who are we
Beans

Hiiiii sinner
Rare pokemon detected
We're a golden one :3
(Catch it?) (Ignore it)
Your wish is my command
Jes seems like a baddie fr fr
Jes doesn't suit me
Are you wearing his skin?
Jes and us
hell yeah we get to take it to nurse joy
Y'all will never know the real me
Send it to hell
Is it bartholomew
Yes and no I am not jes but jes is me
I’m confused
It's ACHLYS the mighty!!!
So jes is you and Jes isn't you?
Still am
Hi bartholomew
Dont worry you got it soon
Alr lol
I have to research what type of people are theses
Where is bartholomew the third
Yo there's hackers among us
Not really 'hackers'
hey guys
Hello
What if you name yourself null?
hello I'm new guys here
You're new guys here?
Yep we a gen beta
whyyy
Uh
It might break discord code
Awh a heart for me🥹❤️🩹
Lol
Weeeeee
I got jumpscared
Such a clear image
Please give me a warning next time
Til I am dying from a heart attack
Til
Good thing I didn't put spoiler. If I did that, it could be worse lol
Hi
Hello
Ello
I can't beat the silly propoganda
240 p 
What do you think now?
Idk
I think ramen
wow
Idk about yall but I’m tired as fuck
I think of this
Hmm
Glad the double tap dullardery is disabled
You can disable it?

Square one
How to get a quick chat
what’s crackin chat
Pls help me
ishowspeed trying to read image
I see how it is
Time zones
Whole hood got killed💔🥀
it’s nearly 11:30pm
For you?
Yeah
Hello.
Hmm
Hruu
Good, you?
At the library rn
3/10 update, didnt even bring skibidi toilet cosmetics
;-;
Good too!! Gotta start to study
Halooo
Good.
Say hello
Yeah
People dont got to do anything good so they usually go and leave
They bored from chatting and chatting
Yes
Too bad this server is English only server. There might be a Spanish server hmm
Habla Espanol?
me when I read books
Yo si
Como estas
Bien
I came for studying but I wait my mom lul
So I read
why must you not enable the ping
Alguien quiere jugar
'wait my mom lul'?
Sii
hi
go to #matchmaking-non-vc for that
Dale
we also need someone to link to the spanish server
What
Bueno que jugamos
Broopop
Bro alguien quiere jugar
I didn't do it on purpose
...
Ello
IF U WANA JOIN MY GROUP DM ME
so you're violating my preferences
What your group about
Bro, does everyone here speak English or what? Why don't they speak Spanish?
Idk
Because this is an English server and I was replying to you
What is happen
A lot of stuff
Happen is a word
Tiller doesn't speak English
Not sure if it's verb or noun
check #rules and read the rule 9
so you have adhered to your true form huh
I SPEAK SPANISH
read my name again
unfortunately not on this server, my apologies
I do what the hell
I forgot to turn of the ping I think
Hi
read my name again, more carefully this time
the entirety of my name
Sup chat
I did I was going to turn the ping off but I send the message instead
Hello
(I have @ on)
YOU DO?!?
Huh
that's in my name lol
@ off
well at least for today
So should I still turn to ping off or
today's april fools is making myself a fool and yada yada yada
🙏
hello
Hello
hello katie 
your choice, I don't want to confuse you when I change back
eat more
Wait I’m johnatan

Hai Dani!
Yesn't
suspicious
DAAAANI
Heyo
Hola
Hola?
Oyaaa! Cooki

Smokeee!!!
hallo daniel
Elloooo Katie!
dani hi!!
imagine not pinging me smh
Joeee, heelloo!
now we're even then
What a moment.
How are youu?
I'm sandwiched in between beef!
Ah yes 6 nights at Freddy’s my favorite game
😭
Lmao.
Im gooodd, im actually not even home rn
Im at a ramen shop
:O
staying at home has been prety detrimental to my sanity sooo 
lowkey same
I like traveling but hate traveling at the same time weird
specially with my wife being away for a week
plenty of time to craft that surprise gift
I did however stumble across something that made me happy :D
Yea!
POM POMMM
yesyes, i have crafted her a gift
its a binder with all 9 letters and her favourite snacks plus a cinnamoroll blindbox
the only thing left to do is to write the rest of the letters
Why is my sisters name “the alpha sigma cherry”
POM POM
hell yeah!!!

Great gift!
exactement!
Hiiii sinner
im excited, probably more excited than she is to receive this 😭
Hello ^^
Heey, new to this server
How are youu
Hruu
Ahh yes, I can ping you yay
bleh
Boo
Doing good! What about you? ^^



