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would you guys rather eat breakfast twice a day but no dinner or dinner twice a day but no breakfast

Do you like baked beans
All of the above (i am 301 pounds)
I was 300 pounds 1 min ago
right but that would mean someone has to have no dinner or breakfast
I'm so bored
Nah I like bacon π₯ better
Awwww shucks
how do u eat pigs?
i can only eat turtles and dolphins
no
We get bacon from wallmart
@cyan pagoda
Yeah?
well
Dinner lol
A-whaaa?
I know
Breakfast, I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT BREAKFAST
I dont know
all of the above
Me too cuz I love bacon π₯π
I cannot live without BEANS
how very british of you
oh wait what does beans look like?
Thanks to beans I overcome my childhood trauma

I have to pick dinner because I cannot live without chicken korma
oh its- okay i suppose
π«
beans huh? Very British π¬π§
I'm Asian and I love beans
That's kinda racist
British government is calling u
How do I verify
i dont think its wrong even if you are bri'ish
Hey hey move on please
Mhhh ok
why?
I need waffles to live
Ask discord to verify
Pancakes better
Im alien i love beans
Get rid of breakfast cuz dont eat breakfast
Waffles π₯ ok
Impossible
what are we even talking abt atp
I'm a insect and I love waffles
idk atp tbh
off topic
that just sounds ridiculous
You no insect to me
i eat insects
Im amphibians i love dinner
Thansk twin i needed that
β΄οΈβ΄οΈ
Let's go easy on the emojis please
Ok
Thank god jake is here
Not cool
Jo.
oj
JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
that's my line :(
That's in, you're going in the hole π³οΈ
π₯Έπͺ
What line
Easy on emoji
EXCUSE ME WHAT?
Its 10:59
OH π₯°
I always wondered about that scene
was the pit bottomless?
IM CRYINπ
Its 11:00 rip 10:00ππ
It's deep that's for sure
bottomless pits are usually pretty difficult to acquire
what about a mostly bottomless pit
naw i think it was filled with those colorful balls like a ballpit
Ummm
youre right they'd probably dig to China in that case
(cookie if u get the reference)
that's what you get when you play dig2china
same braincell 
yes
I stayed up late π«©π΄
I hear whistling
π«‘
are you at the bottom of the pit
Do you hear the whistle.?
im in the fog
No
oh wait hes that guy
Your making it scary π°π¨
man these hills sure are silent thats for sure
No
anyway i'm drawing a cat wearing a suit rn for my art calendar
im practically left for dead in this fog
COOKIE
he looks so derpy
Here's a cookie πͺ
oh yeah, drawing...
Reference?
gotta love drawing
I drew a cookie before hold on lemme find it
Don't steal it
Conversation is kinda bizarre..?
gotta be careful or you'll be dead by daylight
You stole it too right ππ
No.
Ok
@pastel scaffold i'm really proud of you coming out like this 
You cant just blame everyone that they stole it?
all these reacts 
No
My perfectionist ass kills me every time I want to draw, damnit. 
meanwhile, me drawing potato circles
this calendar drawing project is actually starting to combat my perfectionism
Mhhh
As a perfectionist, i cry when my art isnt good
Me too.
as a jake hater, i hate jake
All I can draw is stickmans with stick guns
why guns?
says the one whos name is jake
yeah i hate that guy
Yo brick, chill with the emojis π
like look at all these drawings that i'm happy with, which i'd never stand for if i was drawing digitally with an undo button
Then imagine my drawings sukuna vs gojo like in the manga of jjk
The artistic instinct to try and get a single stroke perfected and repeating when it's not 
trying to draw perfect lines/circles is very hard :(
that's what physical art is helping me with a LOT
Someone said that their name is jake and they said theyre offensive to see you have that nameπ
I feel happy with my creations
Even tho it's all sticks and man
pretender to the throne
LMAO
Hamburger
Because u cannot do it it is physically impossible to do it
i am birthday todaying
nice
happy spawn date
Bro shut up your ruining the conversation
Happy birthday ππ₯³ππ
Sorry mb bro
cheese burger
π here's a burger
a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse
ima use that next time its someons birthday
u will owe me royalties
(i gotta get that cash money)
It's ok bro apology accepted
Thanks bro
well now i have 13 cents
rich
rare l4d2 reference
Cash grab
cash?
welp, brick got autobanned lmao
It's cent you dumb ahh
wheee
bruh how
3 warnings in 1 day
bruh
technically should've been muted after 2 warnings but oh well
Ohh ok
oh wait do warnings clear?
yes
when
aint reading all at
^β½^
atleast you can swear
Sadly both lol
||This is for my friend lol||
k
welp, there goes another person
wait is he singing abracadabra or smth?
This is amazing
Spelling
thats all u need for art access?
Ty
Np man
I'm sure it's happened
when the server first started
Read #fan-art-readme and yes you dont have access on that channel
how do i read it if i dont have access...
more info in #roles-and-ranks if you wanna read allat
nah.
You, I have something for you, you may like it or not π
@maiden niche what knowledge u give
hello!
is it knowledge
Hello
Tree just built smart, thats all
its also strong bc tree
what color should mister cat be
black
Uhhh white
pink
racist but ok
Gazpacho colour
what the devils
OH
Hiiii
I guess bro π
explain
Is this the main chat? Or?
this is the off topic channel where we talk about things that are not among us
how.
Unfortunately
gazpacho 
Oh
Jake has been mogused.
#among-us-general is the channel where we talk about things that are among us
i do not comprehend
yes
Hi
hi
Hi
enlighten yourself
Well in twenty twenty thatβs how I got my username, was from the name generator
Hlo
Now all my accounts are just berryyawl

if you mean slowmode, it's because there's over 600k users in here and any one of them could just start spamming
Hiii
whence
What
Ohhhh ok thanks
Now you are in my among us collection!
(Honestly, I wanted do this, because I have an Idea of a profile to show users their current level)
sends spam.exe
What
@tight notch Please don't react spam
Valid reason
someone is spamming reactions
please don't do my job for me
._?
do a random shade of orange it'll be close enough

Can you play any roblox
ineed to be undercover
sup people
Well well wel
?
Wel returns
No
oh lol
your name threw me off for a minute
wym no
Hiii
I gotta join in on the April fool names
Hi
Friend
Guys
?
n girls
I was gonna do the full title but nah
Friend in Discord
oki
Guys if u don't mind cab u sub to my channel
7οΈβ£ Do not advertise or solicit.
Don't ask for exposure, post other Discord servers, YouTube channels, social media pages, etc., in the server or via DMs. You are welcome to post original content in relevant channels.
good morning
in other words, no
/deaths cat
I will be upset if it's neon orange
Ello Bobby aka mei
nu
goob byee
he warned?
@ripe pilot please do not advertise your socials
Mb
Bye Bobby
Can I add u in amongbus
Oh thats mel pffft
Among us
wait yall here my socials " "
Helo peeps
this is gonna bea fun day

wrong
its Wel
Yes
hi again
Haiii
Hi
i mean umm goood morning
why not black cat ;c
yay gazpacho
peak
Helo zei
cuz then the mouth would be invisible
oh I havent changed back
Hi every1 iam new here
mediplier!!!
helo ashleey
Helo mei π
Hi Choco
heyo
ashleeeyyy
Hello there
howw????
someone gave me a new PFP!
hello tree!
i wonder who ;3
youre cheating ash
Meedddd your pfp is can never get used to this
LMAOOOOOO
who turned Adecco into a cat?
the power of my art
You need a better disguise like me
hello unc
Seems like he's going to give me a very unfair deal
who are you i never saw you in my life
Yeah who's this new gold? I dont think we promote fresh bean to gold instantly
LMAOOOOO
I said it before her, we know
Hi guys I just joined
guess turning this fool into a car saved the world
or doomed it idk
whats the white stuff
hair
anywayyyy bai baii
My urge to draw sometimes isn't as powerful as my urge to just not get out of bed
why is it that white
old age
frs
the old man hair
no like the shade
methinks.
it could be darker
lore reason
came into contact with a fallen god
gray hairs! I have gray hairs on the top of my head that is in literally like one strand
Wow Iβm so tired
oki
ooooh white hair!! blessed
FISHYYY
what is the name....
Not because i'm sad or anything.I'm just lazy
only one prompt left to draw and then March is complete
White hair is not a blessing π
same
relatable
HEY some ppl can rock it
oh wait not same i dont have a bed
and the final prompt is a good one
the bed is right here and the desk is over there. why cant the desk just, idk move closer
This reminds me of the time I thought my big brother's classmate got struck by lightning and inherited superpowers because he had a streak of white hair and blue eyes. π
Worms with Hats
Me too.
ma boy is getting wiser!
Wait do you have white hair med?
Since yk youre an unc
lol
it says in bio
I have gray hairs! like... more than I should imo. theyre all in one area
I'm old!!
Just look at absolute two face from the DC absolute universe
Oh, I'm actually a new mod haha. But anyway, hello there Mediplier.
unc
Do you have a lot of stress or smth
hehehe hello!!
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I am old!
Ohh congratss, im also a new helper here, stuff kinda overwhelming
hey chat why does my gf call me gay boi
Adecco getting powers with white hair β
going insane cause a fallen god told you to reconstruct the whole world β
Huh π
see
You have a better disguise then a certain duck atleast 
if you think about it, everyone is old! we are older now than yesterday! π
yeah but I'm older than a lot of yall ππ
I bet youβll do great man and ash too
mainly me bc i jst aged up today :3
happy birthday!!
Yoppe
True
at that point of life u need to start knitting
Happy birthdayyy
a room in the retirement home opened up
bro I dont have the patience for knitting
icecream!
Hello Tree!!
I knowww. Unfortunately, the other new recruited mods aren't online right now so it's kinda just me hehehe.
Happy Birthday
and you too, of course.
awwh Icsalius
Wait hol up
Hello Med!
?
anyway i go
have a car video
Its okayy youll do great :D
laid out the envelopes! im on day 4
I appreciate it, and you too!
It's april fools so is it really your birthday?
bruh................
π
Jesus christ I looked back at an earlier ping wtf happened
AWH OMG

Ooh what are these for?
why do I remember Icecream to be one word instead of two?
500 reactions
Mandela effect! (Maybe)
all by one person
That's some serious conversation
I'm forever gonna call you Icsalius now :3
they're for my wife, when she comes home on monday :D planning to take her on a picnic
must of been that funny to the person reacting
Awww thatβs cute <:D
that's nice!
It's the coolest nickname I have! :D
oh nice
Imma go back and react too all of em
Hope you'll enjoy the picnic Dani!!
I blame the toys for this, they promote I with ice cream π₯²
its the coolest thing ive made frl
i aint got a wife yet... :3
Have a good picniccc
Hello!
the amount of times I clicked on niki's pfp thinking I was clicking on mine
and they make it as one word
Ah yeah, that would make sense lol
Agreed!
YOU GUYS SWITCHED NAMES AND IT CONFUSED ME SO BAD
our profile swap fooled even me
rip
Peak
I LOST MY MIND EARLIER
It fooled me too, I just realized
tbh you should've realized since we both have different speech patterns
best April fools thing ive seen
Woah didnt fool me and its only me?
Evenin'
Flex
listen π I wasnt paying enough attention
I am will always be SOLID on my love to TREEs
Good Evening WASD
the only thing that could give it away is that we couldn't change our usernames
wbt me
Good evening
thats how I had to check π
like thats the ONLY thing we cant change
Yeah, I should have payed more attention too, though I did feel something was off lol
evenin
Didnβt exactly fool me since Iβm still learning everyone here π
you win this video of fuzz
it would've been great if no one realized we did it earlier today but SOMEONE just had to point it out
NOOO
idk why but it annoyed the shit out of me I just blocked them
sigh
Caught once again
Good thing I didn't click it
Wel)
ive seen that video so I knew better
omg what
....
ah i love doing this
no
Imagine if there was we no Limit to reactions
ngl like 50% of the time i just pretend like you're the same person cuz i never know who's who at the time
HAHAHAH
Lol
i good boi tho
GOATED ANSWER π
WAIT WRONG GIF THATS THE WRONG GIF
Jo????
Oh woah, hello Impi!
it kinda works cuz back then we had similar pfps and acted the same
Notes feature on Discord: Smh.
NOOOO HI HELLO
even if you manage to have the same username. I can still defer you by the ID number!
dete!
same art style too
Hi, Medic.
That would require me to make a note when i know who's who
Any1 know how to get stars quickly?
WAIT GUYS
Hello Dete!
i sleep now
Hi, Ice.
meanwhile me ππ
i'm Oj
course her art got more detailed and I stayed the same but oh well
then you will earn them no problemo
As in you acting like nikki or nikki acting like you?
Just login every day, get a star leave
pay up
both
wait DETE is here?
Hi
bro i been yap so much not 1 lvl
Hi dete
What if he's not a good boi- 
I'm here, yes.
ok i leave yall with this
i am for some
Hi, Mystery.
Aww
Awww
Wholesome!! :D
my temperament was better back then so my personality and speech was somewhat similar to hers
I am not clicking on it
now idk what I am
Itβs just a cat
your loss
Damn it's NOLLINS?!
no its not a troll this time
I just found out that you are NOLLINS!!?!
yes

Life is full of surprises
I thought you were JOE or cookie !
.-?
Wait what
Wow
see my skills for april fools are unmatched
oh my god achlys
least I still fooled forest
iykyk
my bday is fools day
Yes?
when will they realize that "nikki" joined but "i" left
Switched one out for other
cheese
the law of equivalent exchange
You still have the new user icon dawg you ain't yapped that much
300+ msgs tho
Autobalance
the shade is crazy ππ
...
If you could get image perms that quickly then everyone would have it and there'd be no point to locking it behind levels
Cheese
how many msgs for it (estimate)
Chese
Do cheese have to say cheese when they take a photo?
yes!
Cheese!
its a requirement to take a photo
there is none
πΈ
Hello
I really want a snack ngl
But they're already cheese 
Icsalius this is a great photo! I'll frame it and put it on my wall :D
Cheeze
the bot is designed not to reward people who spam, it's configured precisely to prevent brand new users getting dangerous permissions and there is no way to cheese it
Will be great looking back on the years to come!
what if i get a ai to respond to msgs like a normal person 24/7
then thats cringe
Ai can make mistakes
so can ppl :3
When the Facebook dystopia
- it's blatantly obvious
- you still wouldn't get it any faster
- as soon as I notice you'd be banned
I get it in about 2.45K, it's quite easy challenge.
I maxed my luck status for occasions like this 
ah my favorite incredibox version
Anyone remember that pitch they had where they allow AI to operate the accounts of dead people?
I would be livid
nope
Gosh..
Creepy as hell.
screw them for that.

HUH
But they wont implement it right? π
if i die because a clanker was operating on me id haunt that hospital to the extreme
fr
questionable tbh
No... at least not yet. 
that would genuinely be enough to make me dedicate my time and effort to seeing that company fail in any way possible
Soon to be 
real
id turn that hospital into an apartment complex
Clanker or Doctor who passed Med school with Chat GPT?
Just gotta pray
uhm
id rather die
Huh
who has higher accuracy
Go to another hospital
I should get a stenography keyboard and boost my wpm
hey! I earned that license! and I earned losing it!!
who doesn't have to be plugged into a outlet or charge a battery
actually I dont think id have a choice id die either way
Depends on whether the doctor has quick thinking or not

theyre gonna end up filling me lungs with iron because chatgpt said iron in the lungs helped with bad breath
Lemme get the image for that
or putting you in the iron lung
he might be dum
Because I remember a story, where this guy, who had no medical experience whatsoever entered a ship, and was pretending to be a doctor, and all the surgeries he performed were extremely successful, despite it being the first time he did it
"you have polio"
"I have a broken arm"
"to the iron lung with you"
Hmm so how long do I gotta stay here to lvl up π€
15 years
Getting info from the wrong sources lol
for 1 lvl
βοΈ
for 1 lvl dw
teachers get mad at you for using Wikipedia but some dont care if you use ai
We alr lvl 1 I think π
Technically true.
It's about how many messages you sent, not how long you stay π
Ah gotcha
for 1 lvl*
Hi someone wanna play among us
I heard he got with the director's wife. smh start a fire c'mon
Huh
Alrighty mb
dude I KNOW smh markiplier
wait guys i have a question
would you still love me if i drew you as a worm
whats yalls reaction speed
absolutely
idk
quick enough I suppose
probably like, more than 1
i would look better ig
Reaction speed to what exactly?
Idk
Let's play amongus
no thanks
I thought they where snakes π
lets test
reaction speed/reaction time yk vro
No I don't want to live in the soil
think fast chucklenuts
pikachu?
Then get abducted and eaten by chicks
and with that,,,, my calendar for March is completed
.-.
yay!
?
I mean, it depends because a person's reaction time can be fast for immediate dangerous situations but bad for a specific video game.
Yippeee
You're talking about it generally, I presume?
on a reaction speed test then ._.
yes
This is true from experience.
silksong beastfly reaction speed vs zote
I mean if the person was in Med school then he should have atleast paid somewhat attention
why does these players are so dumb rn
its really weird being mediplier here KDHSKDH
Clanker just runs on Online information
I suppose I'd be able to react immediately or within a few seconds, depending on what it is.
its true bc its true highest reaction speed i had was in blr with like negatives prob bc laptop i had to have negative
my normal reaction time is 5ms
i have img if yall wants (dms only)

i killed chat
Iβm so tired βοΈ
How could you
'
Don't do that please
i have killed thousands
video game characters dont count
im saying i have a image to show my reaction speed
oh well 4 then
Ok
I deadass thought you were nikki π
I had to check twice I was like oh
yes
π₯
Oh oh that's tung tung tung sahur
i had to tho
That'll be billions then
then pay the court a fine or else your possessions are up for forfeit
1 was self defense and the other 3 was bc my friend stuffs i cant say
I never knew triple t got married
Bro, if you came in last month I will genuinely be scared, but now you lost your power
Im crying
theyre adding that to fortnite
Yeah. He's married to ME. No one else but mine.
Well congratulations for you two
nxt colab is tung tung sahur and the among us bean ppl
and a flea
his name bob
Holy shit is that 3 T
or smth
triple t sahur wearing the skibidi toilet back bling doing the 67 emote while also in J's
HES MY TRIPLE T
if i could star that i would.
why tho
it gets a red star
this message would kill a victorian child
where did my clothing go
what....
If it doesn't, then the resulting sour patch kids, i'm going to give them will
It would be funny
think abt it idiot, youre the one making it inappropriate
sighh
hello
huh
βοΈ
Sir Triple T has a wife?!
Hello
Fortnite player in 2019:
me
her ex was bombadilo crocodino
πππ
No, and never be
ok.
No I just murdered them
wha-
LMAOO OHH
im gonna see the game i always play be full of triple T's definitely
for a guy that hits u with a bat?!?!?
"When you happy you listen to it
When you sad you understand the lyrics"
Type of meme
I love mark with a weapon. gotta be my favorite genre of photos
ok..
He would neverh it me β€οΈ He loves me
I shed a tear looking at this.Image
not a happy one
Tung tung tung sahur is literally me I'm brainrot coded
Blow up that game already
HES SO DREAMY
Iβm crine π
Just sleep at 3-4am in Ramadan and say that again
The worst part is, I might get the skin to unironically do the 67 emote to be obnoxious
everyone will
is it a real skin tho.....
No bro my au version of tung tung sahur has only eyes on me
um
cant believe this is a topic
we really peaked with this one
so when he not looking at you he is blind?
yes ok
Hi
I see you reenacting that "baby, youre my forever girl" scene from avatar with triple T
is the skeld name backwards for april fools or is it my game
buggin
I never knew there were aus for brainrots
ok
why are name cry
honse
πβοΈ
budddy give me a better name
why aren't you're'nt
suits what
the bio
oh uh
. I just said
youβreβnt?
bc its not correct?
it should be because its funny
it looks stupid tho
actually
also idk
but it'll be funny
no.
|| no it shouldnβt itβs rlly weird and stupid to say.. ||
you're'nt gonna stop me
||I Like Pikachu||
hi guys! im new
im laughing thats all I care about
hi new
Hi News Im Guys
Hehe, computer talk:
https://youtu.be/gsNaR6FRuO0?si=1lX0G0Ryh98fQAEx
EDIT: November 2020 wow this really blew up over the years. I have made a direct download available here https://freesound.org/people/wtermini/sounds/546450/ enjoy
Also back in 2012 a wonderful poster was made by Oona RΓ€isΓ€nen http://www.windytan.com/2012/11/the-sound-of-dialup-pictured.html
I was bored so I wanted...
Hello
ok.
Ok cool now give me nitro
hi!
why
not you
no betch
Just get Nitro for 3 days via orbs
No 700 orbs watching vid
anyone down to do a game?
and nitro useless
CHARLES
ehT dlekS joke?
Hellooo
namember_1:member_1:member_2:member_1:member_1:jakeyiguessmember_2:guyfgwkrgfmember_1:member_2:
OMG ITS CHARLES HES MY FAV
smth broke idk
yes ehT dlekS joke
Ok, I want to see what Minecraft cooked for fool's update
yeah lets see!
Son what
Bye bye tree
Is that like emote spam?
no a cmd crashed
CMD?
yea?
Command I think
Bruh, what I am doing, GTG
what
Oh bye bye
nice name
π₯
fk you rattersduck
you're a good boy i assume?
hello denji
Muhehe
I have no topic to talk
OH NO EVIL NOWYER!
whoever ratted out fk you
Yes.
SuperEvilLaugh.exe
LMAO
Hello
Hello
its for april fools lol
yes>?
yes! I am mediplier (i was given a pass by jo)
You remember me ?
oh I just saw your nickname I'm sorry night
Wel.

hi
@trail rampart why would you say that
I'm gonna, I promise!
cuz they patched overload xddd
oh
Wow April fools
and shapeshift all in lobby too
i still got 7 other methods though xdd
Sleep
sjsbkdjskdw I will! I'll sleep when my boyfriend goes to sleep
Evil.
Gnn π₯Ή
Yo charles whats your plan
Yes..
Notice how you made the color inverted, like mine lol
Med med
Sleep sleep
I actually am relishing in the time to talk to him rn because I had a bad moment a couple hours ago
Like flying your helicopter into the airship?
Cause yeah
Or no new concept art tomorrow
Yes
Cool
Lmao I just noticed-
2 more days till my bday woo hoo
I'll sleep soon!! I just need this time with him okayyyy ππ
Ah
Fair
Take your time
Fair, i might made it too obvious lol
lol itβs fine
Yep
Happy early birthday
Ty

Speaking of art
NOT JAKE HEREπ
Made this concept art earlier tonight
Ooh
Love thiss
Different server I think
Saying that infront of a sr would be worseπ
I think imma just huddle in a corner and pray to not get timed out βοΈ
wtf medic lol
this
Yes
so I released mediplier into markiplier's actual server and this was the first reaction
Wasabi wtf is that pfpπ
HAHA THIS IS MY REAL PFP
Go to sleep please πππ
XD
IM CRYIN
Check the calendar lol
April fool's shit
One final final image before sleep

April fools couldnt be this worse
April fool's peak
cute dog
Lmaooooii
Aww
This is making me miss my dog π
I know LMAOOO I love this pfp so much
I had a rough today today got a fight with our maid and I'm thinking on how to dispose her this ain't even April fools
i am still alive
I am EVIL
Don't behave like suspecious
Me too
Diffrent timezone btw
hello guys
HUH? ππ
Hi evil willy
IM VERY EVIL>:(
Oh yeah u guys are different time zone
?
Isnt that obvious?π
Who's that? 
Skelly's jelly
im banned
I'm being serious
and its not me
How can I dispose the body
Because you sended you link
the ppl in Markiplier's legit server love my pfp. w for me
This doesn't work on reddit
Prob
Oh right I remember him, I've seen the guy, with the cookie pfp
no rules tho
Who you are***
Hence my name
when is the nostalgia mode coming out?
Nostalgia mode?
Yes

