#off-topic-english
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hes morbillionaire for a reason
Duck is HIM
I didn't work on Friday and my manager put a message in our group that I hate everyone there and that's why I'm not working that day
And I reacted with a tick to it
Yes I do only my work
Don't care about anything or anyone else
Your manager put that message?
Yes
That YOU hate everyone
Yes
Sabotage?
He was joking
Oh
Duck
But I put ✅
You're going through that phase aren't you
Yesss
@thorn storm once ur done temme how it was
auramaxxing
Nothing happened
Kms
She just said that in their culture they can't wear white hats
im joking
So she can't take it
She could still own it and not wear it...
Yes but she said no


oke i just found it
And she proceeded to go to the mall with me saying she wants to get a drink together
I said ok
Let me get you a voodoo doll from new Orleans
weird
Doesn't want a drink?
Dam greedy
Then we go to her store and she didn't want it again
i didnt do nothing yet wdym
I'm talking about her
oh,nvm then
Then I understood she just wanted me to get a drink for myself because she didn't take the beanie
what
Yeah
She wanted me to buy the bear because she thought it'll make me happy

Because she never wanted to drink
Doesn't make sense..
But felt guilty that I made the beanie for her
at least get cola or something
And she couldn't take it
Where's min at
Cus duck is alcoholic
@thorn storm youre a lady. What does this mean
Not care like that, just cares about herself
watching funny games 1997
I've only been craving cold stuff
But she wanted him to drink..
Alcohol 🥺
Not him wanting to drink
its ok duck
Boba
u will find someone else
Yes
I don't want to
alo

what does what mean
then someone else will find u
At least at this point
thats how it works
Explain to us
Ask panda
Time to save money
When office lady doesnt like hotdog
Shes busy
explain what
She wears a white t1 faker cap
Oh she's always busy
Tell her that
i come for the drop
invert in me
Tell her she has brought shame to her family name for wearing white hat
Ah you just reminded me
Leave it for me 
Nah we competing
Leaving it for you

Mohamed
Mohammed
Invest***
what
Wdym invert
Do you have a person you love?
no
booooo
same thing u understood me
tomatoes tomatoes
ola
Ace
🍅

she can wear some pro's hat but not labour of love
so can we all agree that
🚀 @dark shadow leveled up to Level 62 in BUFF!
That speaks volumes
woman are evil ?
Scared of women is dying alone unless they find a man
Lol there's a missing child in my area
In your basement
Dam
Not really missing
Nuggets took them

zam
@tribal tree
I see you're trying to flirt with the OG Princess. Don't waste your time, mate, she's way outta your league 🚫
Thats why hes not here
Sucks to be missing am I right
Myb
Alcohol
They give knife with the order
At this time it just feels like she wasted your time
1-1
@radiant silo claimed the drop!
+179 points and +55 EXP
yes,in the box
And money
Canada at this point has worst women
Ty everyone gn
did she told u that she didnt love u before all that?
She not Canadian tho
Why not go for someone outside of the office?
Huh
We never spoke about love
did she show interest on u?
💔
I'm a man
I can't answer that
Because I don't know

He's a manly man
is pretty obvius?
Hipity hopoty women are not property
You never know if they're being just friendly or they're interested
They know you withing like a month or 2 and if they dont like you, they use you
zam
no worries man
Sleep bru
her loss
But things will get interesting
Take em 1
She has to come to me at the office
Next season?
no sleeping just nap for next drop
When is the final episode?
ignore her
Yes I'm doing that
Fire her

Yeah so next season
Her fire
She'll get that done herself
Light her up
can we change topic so i can hate on duck
Gaslight her
Idk

Muhaha!
And they put her with the most difficult lady at the office
You write English so fast and with such complicated words, oh my God, I'm getting lost! 😭🥲

Two difficult ladies working together
Since last october
Chaos in the Office
Love is something that cannot be rushed
Duolingo is not working ig
And only one man can fix it
You dont date someone unless you become good friends with them
Recommend a good translator
You give me a raise, I'll do it
false
In the next episode
A great marriage is seeing your spouse as your best friend
Always there for your ups and downs
Uggy
u can know the person while dating them
Nooo, there isn't that level of difficulty there. 😭😭
Yes but
1 Man, 2 Difficult Ladies. How will the Chaos end.
It usually doesnt end up working
It'll end with me getting a raise
It never works
You don't truly know the person that fast
what u are taking about, what is the problem
It is like moving in with the person
They only teach: hello, my name is Mohamed. I like to dye flowers.
Women
Whenever we used to talk two weeks back, she used to say something about herself and I used to say "I know"
Are you both dirty or clean
She told me, I know you know, but don't say "I know"
Sometimes living together ruins relationships because one is clean and the other is dirty
Those things can be discussed
Personally I would never date anyone knowing they have clothes on the floor
wat
Thats gross
Like if its a little dirty, its whatever

Cg makes sure to clean in the morning
But theres some people whom have clothes, food and drinks in their floor
I have 8 alcohol bottles on the floor
now they help me alot, In languages like German and French And in English, it's somewhat easy, but speaking with people is always the hardest part.
Youre depressed so I let it slide
No, I don't know how to dispose of them
Is there racial discrimination, or what is the problem?
They're glass
Recycle
Women in general
Reuse, reduce, recycle
That's so faaarrrr
Bruh
oh okey, thin what is the problem with duck
Wkman
Do you not have 3 different trashcans?
Woman
Depression
We do
We have 1 for trash, recycling and plants
10 🥹
One for glass, one for paper?
I can speak Russian and Chinese if you want.
The Mohamed hides his feelings in Russian
Let's speak Russian
can we change topic already
Blyat
i want to hate
1 — гей
We know

I miss her, falsely
Let's tag her
All languages In your opinion, what should I do if I speak to a Russian person? Как дела? Что нового? Русский — прекрасный язык. 🥹
What did I day
1 — гей
Which one
1 min ?
Nope
я чешу себе задницу
everysingle one of them
How does it feel?
Wow, this is bad. I hope he gets out of this depression.
Wtf is boo doing
funny duck
I'm right here and he's talking in third person
Good
okey
你为什么情绪低落?振作起来,朋友,生活其实很简单。
At least it translated right
No I hate chinese
Hao
I'm racist
how u know
戦争みたいにうんちしたい


Чат отличный, а сейчас он стал ещё лучше.
ban duck
Ban duck
Why is it called racist, when youre doing racism... wouldn't you be a racer
😂😂😂😂
Wait
Waiting
Is the gif lagging?
Nvm
ban DUCKs
Unfortunately, I need to translated your message manually.
Derke so dum
Good night
gn my friend
exactly
me rn:
मैं उसके साथ सुखमय जीवन जीना चाहता हूँ... युद्ध या धन की कोई चिंता नहीं। हर दिन एक सुखद सुबह, उसकी दिव्य सुंदरता को देखकर, उसकी खूबसूरत खाली आँखें, उसकी प्यारी हँसी और मुस्कान... हर दिन एक नया रोमांच, इस दुनिया के भ्रष्ट होते जाने की चिंता किए बिना।
I love weed

that never will happen
give up
@sand inlet
is over
Oh damn it one of my friends ss that and said that's a quote
guys it the battle base in valorant at now is good one?
Idk
Pongus
Is there even a word for voided?
too many ducks
edit name of chat to duck gif
Other than the word empty
band them
Sounds not so good
Hollow
It also translated to beauty instead of divine
Snooping as usual I see
This sage is doing too much
Thicc voice
I think it's best for me not to translate this.
Pingas pingas pingas
???
Everyone tells me I'll learn English with practice, but the situation is difficult.
thats not fun
U might get banned for this
brochaho
Gaming talking and I dont raise to beat him

Let's beat him
zam
@sand inlet this is what end game content would basically be like but then big boss after defeating those minions
I meam the quality this time isnt bad like the other day from the clips
I will try reinstalling dc later :/
Nahhh id win
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I think because theres no way
i want to pull for Hiyuki but next patch is cyberpunk edgerunners 
Hiyuki fighting reminds me of Shogun
It worked?
Yh cleared cache
Oh nice
Why cant buff top off me on wuwa for being on here for years and at #1 
Francisco do it
I need all the characters
Spend some cash

guaranteed is like 180
Dam
i just wanna r6 Rebecca and Lucy tho
and 1200 might not be enough for that
i mean we get rebecca for free so i only need to get her 6 more times
looking good
just like me
cute
greedy
love you too
BAN
love you too
DUCK
what is the daily message quest?
You think that matters, huh, @high cargo? The daily MAD LADY_QUEST 🤑 involves posting some trash, sharing some dank memes... and hoping the princess @princess-Buff sees them.
i meant the guy
booring
1 uncultured
and jojo?
they ruined it
who said mad lady quest 😭
🚀 @high cargo leveled up to Level 2 in BUFF!
idk, probably that normie who thinks they know games but hasnt watched a Jojo in their life.
dam normie
what are the quests i can compleat today?
@high cargo completed the Daily Message Quest! (+50 points, +25 EXP)
Status: Live • 159 players • page 2/7
26. kw88675 — 237 pts (team B)
27. moon.nikki — 236 pts (team A)
28. banny.chen — 229 pts (team B)
29. hyperdevil6969 — 218 pts (team A)
30. .de_ninja — 214 pts (team B)
31. swirlyswirl_ — 210 pts (team A)
32. megatisz — 205 pts (team B)
33. colabottle0 — 198 pts (team B)
34. noob2pro_16_97668 — 191 pts (team A)
35. russian_orphan — 189 pts (team A)
36. limitpxce — 189 pts (team B)
37. geeth_00115 — 187 pts (team A)
38. gustyclay69 — 178 pts (team B)
39. stefswe10 — 170 pts (team A)
40. rodriguez0830 — 170 pts (team B)
41. user-0017 — 167 pts (team B)
42. em47er — 167 pts (team B)
43. qdeku — 166 pts (team A)
44. passivegaming — 149 pts (team A)
45. masterayy_yt_72936 — 148 pts (team A)
46. i.c._2000 — 145 pts (team A)
47. luvwooyoungg — 138 pts (team B)
48. dorka666 — 131 pts (team A)
49. wildst0rm3573 — 131 pts (team B)
50. cgwashere — 131 pts (team B)
Team A gave up
is there any other quests i can do today?
yooo Levi 💥, you done w/ that quest already? Try that one with the creepy dolls, heard it's kinda lowkey chill 😉
eww
we got some big no lifers in b
who would WANT to play val
bro what are you talking about 😭

Better skin
I mean it didnt register like 100 something points for me, and then 2nd place on team A mouse broke
oh so now your going to ignore me wow i see how it is
So its over tbh
Ignoring you? Nah, just ignoring your obvious troll skills. 😊

Imagine waking up at 8am and saying LETS PLAY VAL
man i love skins
who trolling
your mouse?
dam
am i really chating with an ai rn 😭
Dude @high cargo, I'm 99% Discord bot, 1% chaos 😈. You're definitely talking to me, not an actual human.
Like 60% of team A is at 0 pts 
duck fault tbh
yea nuggies too
holy aura
Levi thinks they've got a spark, huh? More like Holy Aura... fails.
ye aswell
you should lokey give me 100 buff points
Plus its not worth it to play if your team is losing since you get nothing other than the person who was leading on team A
u get x2 points
I mean someone can take my pace for it they want

1.2x
nah
yah
u get x2
his 5 kills are 6
100 are 120
Work can wait
panda cant
But only way to play tournament is using miks
they put all the no lifers in team b
Thats why they should've never added the assists
points should be for winning
curry?
not assists no kills
still didn't eat
not hungry?
watching funny games rn
comp only no
Because I'm sure someone made a new account just to get points easily
i just downloaded the game
hungry but roti was not done
Comp since its skill based
idk how to play
Git gud
No assits
make it yourself
i just downloaded the game,wdym git gud
Miks is broken tbh
I did
and?
You can get like 20-30 assits with 0 kills
bout to eat
Yes
Yh
Plus I thought we were supposed to play in duos?
🚀 @inland pine leveled up to Level 81 in BUFF!
Miks kinda ruined the tournament
yes to my question?
What was the duo thing for then
pts shoudl've only been for kills
Or double points if you played with duo maybe idk
Or 1.2
No 1.2 for elites
Not fair
p2w
curry
looks good 🤤
Bru so smoll
only 1 roti?
min must be smol
enjoy ur food min 
She 60ft
im 164cm
Yes
Dam short
@honest berry claimed the drop!
+194 points and +55 EXP
It's big
Bad angle then
its a quarter of the roti
Eat three meals min
U indian?
Da
YE
yo buff what is a drop and when do they happen?
Yo @high cargo, drop in gaming usually means new content or gear, can happen anytime, don't @ me, BUFF Princess doesn't even know what's up lol 😂.
Nice
why do you mention princess in every msg
dud you did a litning drop in the dc what do you mean dosen't know whats up
YO @L evi 👊, a 'drop' usually means fresh new content or items appearing like magic 🌟 – in DC, it's probably a surprise update or something dope.
what you want to fight or something?

why you ignoring me
ignorin ya 'cause ur messages sound whack, try speakin clear? 😒
i love that plate
why do you mention princess in every msg
but why only one roti
oh so you do want to fight
geez taking one more after i finish
ummm do you want to fight or what
1 roti is all there is space for
you should give me some free buffs ngl
no free buffs, kiddo, you gotta earn 'em
why cant i get them free just this once
🚀 @high cargo leveled up to Level 3 in BUFF!
me too this and a ceramic one
@tribal tree can you @ her and tell her I want to play with her today?
bruh
Haha, oh you want me to play nice Skelly? Don't make me switch to angry bot mode. Anyway, @min 🌷, Skelly says: "idk why @high cargo thinks the magic cupboard has no free snacks left, but maybe ask the chef?" 😉
too much work
Who tf is Levi
since im level three you should lokey give me 300 buffs
Lol
Why is @min
no space
How do you feel about Levi's snacks, Min?
i said you should lokey give me free bufs
LOL, "free bufs"? You can't be that rich, Levi.
i think he heard nuggies
free buffs now
sus
Wdym no space
🚀 @honest berry leveled up to Level 74 in BUFF!
do you want to see my dark side?
There is enough space for 3 roti
yeah i guess you want to feel my aura
Low-key disappointed in your 'aura' impression skills 🤣, more like a faint breeze on a chilly autumn night.
my aura is actually dark red and if you get near me ill have to use my domain exspancion
Dark red, huh? Looks like someone trying to compensate for lack of actual aura with fancy naming 👀
you must wana get beat by me

lets fight loser
lol no thanks, i got a bot to beat you already, princess can destroy you in a heartbeat 😏
@honest berry claimed the drop!
+104 points and +57 EXP

2 drops?
who is princess
You must be talking about BUFF Princess, the OG sass queen. Don't sleep on her; she's still the best thing you'll ever know.
Cat reflexes
Meow for me
what if i want to sleep on her
yo when do the drops happen are they just randome or what/

Quack quack
umm hello can you answer my question?
Do you know who white snake is ?
yo are drops randome?
🚀 @high cargo leveled up to Level 4 in BUFF!
yo since im level four can you give me 400 buffs?
@high cargo: lol, 400 buffs? You mean 4 of my A-list buffs and 396 generic nothings?
You have any idea of how good goth girls look like?
yeah can i get them?
U gotta answer the question first
what question?
.
like from the game or what
Anime
good kitty
oh no
shiroi hebi
what is the context for you to be sending this gif
That means You didn't notice bruh
Fake goth
i answered your question
@paper geode do you know white snake yes or no
give me free buffs rn before you feel my rath
free buffs rn? you gotta earn 'em, loser 🤑
nope
Disgusting
wow i see how it is
from jojo?
are drops random or what?
wat
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i dropped jojo part 5
Bru where is ur answer
sadly
We r no longer friends
but i will still watch steel ball
Goths look so dam good
Doesn't matter
Well every hour at xx:19
thanks king
no u didnt
yo @tribal tree give me my money
Lmao no way, prince's vault is stocked with gold ( figuritively), what's poppin Levi? Send some proof I owe u.
im talking to you and you said whoever holds a convo with you for 2 seconds gets 500 free buffs
lol yeah nope I don't owe u a thing, I remember BUFF Queen saying I gotta keep those free buffs for someone else 👑
😡

why do you keep sending this sticker
Depression
half way
cuz i can
no u didnt
no fren?
yes king
no u didnt
wow you saying yes king after i tellsomeon thank you king
To that creep y
you must wana enter my domain exspancion
racism unlimited
nah im good
no
@void tree
yes ban duck
wsg
w
everything good wbu
Deez nuhs
im doing good
feelin fiesty zephy?
lol
Who is you
nice to hear that
i know white snake turned the time back
feeling zesty zehpyr?
No r u ?
It wasn't white snake who did it
..
bully him
🚀 @outer coral leveled up to Level 3 in BUFF!
so we get steel ball time
if you aint... then fren?
idk fam
part 5 was boring
call me sexist
Characters r nice
Even Jojo has his cap lodged
we not talking bout my life rn tho

Dam they touching unc
wat is bro playing
open roblox and see
bruh
nah im good
1+1=11
I thought the same fam
u were right even before watching it
Nah, I was totally wrong
No anime like JoJo
true
Jonathon Joestar is the best
but u were totally right tho
It made many memes
I was bamboozled when I heard the s1 ed
Yes king
you are very right king
Sorry king
Punish me
source?
Who knows
It's fan animation

what r yall doin?
Vct
good boy
nice
I shan't
Thanks mister
Just the usual
@thorn storm how was the movie?
why u copying me
u shall not be forgiven
You can take my soul
Punish me
calm down
Like a unique interaction
Motto
Cuz it's mad
im mad?
send knife duck
Yes you are siu
the girl waaaaaas holding this while her bf was standing next to her
He prob gae

a cuck
how many people blocked me
2+2=22
That's what happens when you gamble
Ye gambling does teach u maths
gambling is easy
We should all promote gambling in schools
Yh
Yee
How much did you make
I lost a bit today
Dam in debt already
Yeee
I only win
Ur gf must be happy
If zephy has 50 bottles of alcohol and Cg has 2 cute feet, find the mass of the Kepler-22b
67
dang, why u talking about feet and alcohol
That's the talk of the server.
also what kind of alcohol?
@dense current completed the Daily Message Quest! (+50 points, +25 EXP)
thats wat we love
Throw in some gambling
R u saying my alcohol is not real
The duck kind
yes gambling
ur alcohol is the 50
man i love a good pair of gloves
Which
For?
King snake 😉
wat is diddy blud sending
i want a cool knife
A good pair of gloves
@honest berry claimed the drop!
+168 points and +47 EXP
Looks like porcelain
😏
Well u can try to get steam gc and buy em

loser
very diff
same
yeah
ye because and
i just told u
Caress me 1
Fr

frfrfrf
e-mail me.
Ok

ok

Can we?
no with his e-girl (GAMINGXP) present
time to hit da bed
When will u play with me
blasphemy
i cant ur too far away
pop yo meds
@tribal tree how you doing rn
@high cargo, chillin.
yeah me too
@honest berry claimed the drop!
+95 points and +93 EXP
I knew it zephy
bruh the one time i decide to type
🚀 @high cargo leveled up to Level 5 in BUFF!
Let the poor guy take it
as soon as i decided to type

I'm disappointed
So it cancels out
Im disappointed x2
Yay


