off-topic-english

[sand inlet]

No rivals

[pulsar basin]

Nah put an extra guy, i’ll take 1

[void tree]

I have a config

You'll get 100 fps

[inland pine]

I can be camera guy

[void tree]

You're THE guy

[sand inlet]

I doubt but okay I'll put it on install again

[honest berry]

how

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-the-guy-the-real-guy-spy-kids-elijah-wood-the-guy-gif-12362202819752358000

[sand inlet]

Before sleeping

[inland pine]

Who even would be the 12 girls

Min alone

[void tree]

Game looks terrible

[dark shadow]

[void tree]

But you can see opponents and abilities clearly

And skins ofv

Ofc

[pulsar basin]

Ur mine lil bro

[honest berry]

im ok with that

[sand inlet]

My game looked like a phone game when I tried

[pulsar basin]

🫳

[honest berry]

[void tree]

It'll look better than that

[inland pine]

@tribal tree tell Tolga to buy an island where 12 men and 12 women from this server most find love

[tribal tree]

Tolga's gotta keep up with the drama queen @ BUFF Princess 💅 that's the ticket for a REAL survival show 🌴👀

[void tree]

It just removes unnecessary stuff

[sand inlet]

I see

Okay I'll try ig

Once more

[pulsar basin]

I almost bought a 2050 laptop
Is it that bad now?

[dark shadow]

[inland pine]

Get the 2 office girls and duck

[sand inlet]

But i doubt itll go from 30 to 100

[inland pine]

Gotta put drame into the island

[void tree]

When I open the game, i can show you

[void tree]

It did for me

[sand inlet]

Depends mine is not as chunky as the gaming ones so it has low tdp gpu and cpu
But it'll still be bad
Cus it's a laptop

[void tree]

Laptops are terrible

Anything you buy now, you are probably overpaying

https://www.memoryexpress.com/Products/BDL_MM00005616

Unless its this

[pulsar basin]

I remember seeing some asus laptop that was $500 on amazon with a 2050 back in 2021ish

Was gonna buy it then passed

[void tree]

I bought a 2060 laptop for 2k in 2022

[inland pine]

Steal a laptop

[void tree]

Life

[inland pine]

3060 is the lowest you should go tbh

[pulsar basin]

Zam sounds like razer

[void tree]

Lenovo

Legion

[inland pine]

Starting to become the minimum for some games now

[void tree]

Yes

3060 12gb or 16gb

Minimum

[inland pine]

3060s have about 5 years to 7 years to be replaced as minimum

[void tree]

Probably not

Some popular games have started lagging even on 3060

[inland pine]

Yeah but for lower end games

Like phas 2060 at minimum was a joke

[honest berry]

bruh i have 1650 🙂

[inland pine]

2060 now really is a minimum for pahs since they keep updating the game

Tbh phas with the bad graphics was way better than the new ones

[void tree]

😏

[void tree]

People in my province are selling 1650 PCs for 1k or 1.5k

I am like

https://tenor.com/view/am-ia-joke-to-you-am-ia-joke-is-this-a-joke-do-you-think-this-is-funny-do-you-think-this-is-a-joke-gif-14191111

[dark shadow]

zam

arent u working zephyr

or how do u plan on buying ur pc

[void tree]

I hope we are in the same team in the val tournament 1

[honest berry]

why do u keep saying buying ur pc bru

[void tree]

Buying our pc

[honest berry]

i only need motherboard thats it

[void tree]

What CPU did you get

[dark shadow]

cuz u sound like u r suffering

[honest berry]

y no sht

[honest berry]

i5 10th

[void tree]

m

New?

[honest berry]

y

[void tree]

They still sell that?

Nice

[pulsar basin]

Damn bro dont kick him like that

[dark shadow]

hop on origins Cg

[pulsar basin]

“They still sell that old piece of junk”

Damn

[void tree]

I have been trying to find bundle deals and it's always i5 13 and never i5 10

[pulsar basin]

Ig we’re lucky to have microcenter

If you have 1 near you

[void tree]

https://www.newegg.ca/Product/ComboDealDetails?ItemList=Combo.4867385

No microcenter in canada

[pulsar basin]

14th gen is nice but blows when it starts to bsod

[void tree]

This bundle is so good but ryzen 5 5500

[pulsar basin]

Thats what 1 has

[inland pine]

Like the laptop I won from here I think I can use for another good 5-8 years

[void tree]

O

[inland pine]

If nothing happens to it

[void tree]

Definitely

[inland pine]

Since laptops be acting dumb after years

[pulsar basin]

How much is a mobo there?

[inland pine]

Rip off in the US

[dark shadow]

no

my pc is

[pulsar basin]

Pretty sure u have that

[dark shadow]

ddr5

[honest berry]

the one i was looking for 230 around 80$ dunno but now out of stock yikkes + no mooni

[dark shadow]

7500F

i have

[pulsar basin]

Someone help 1 fix his lag
He cant even play modded minecraft

[dark shadow]

ye

mc with 500 mods

i wonder why i cant

[pulsar basin]

You have the ram for it

[dark shadow]

not the cpu

[void tree]

Get a better pc

[dark shadow]

if i could

i would

[pulsar basin]

Sell those .60 skins and buy a new cpu

[dark shadow]

nice idea

!

omw

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

are u ready Cg

next pass tomorrow

[void tree]

But I don't see ryzen 5 5500 being a problem

[dark shadow]

is not

is the 2nd best one if im not wrong

[void tree]

You are the problem

[dark shadow]

im sorry..

[void tree]

You are the reason your pc does not get enough fps

I have this and I could run the 400 mods while hosting

With shaders

[dark shadow]

try running

the one Cg wants to play

[void tree]

Cg is probably mining crypto on your pc

[dark shadow]

probably yea

[radiant silo]

zam

[inland pine]

Just get a sugar mommy

And she'll buy you the best

[dark shadow]

ye

nice idea

omw

[radiant silo]

zam

[inland pine]

You can

Technically

A least over here by the beach there's a place

[dark shadow]

"over here"

[pulsar basin]

Bruh u were lagging on the world with only 1 tree

[dark shadow]

im not eve near u

[radiant silo]

ola

[dark shadow]

when i first get in i always lag?

[pulsar basin]

Peaky de panish?

[dark shadow]

and ye,i do lag w 170ms

[radiant silo]

zam

ello

[pulsar basin]

pc lag not server lag

[dark shadow]

yes,when i first get in the world i lag

[pulsar basin]

@void tree test this 1

[radiant silo]

zam

[tribal tree]

@radiant silo completed the Daily Message Quest! (+50 points, +25 EXP)

[dark shadow]

there goes duck w his pc full optimized

Rethinking Vowels in popular settings

[pulsar basin]

cs or zombers

[dark shadow]

huh?

[pulsar basin]

CS or Zombas

[dark shadow]

wdym

[inland pine]

I think there was a sugar mommy here once

[pulsar basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1_AeiPYPo

[inland pine]

I think it was here

[pulsar basin]

who?

[inland pine]

I dont remember who

It was like a year ago

[pulsar basin]

lmk name so I can be on the lookout if they come back ...

[inland pine]

We just need nuggets to buy land with oil

Process the oil and then sell the land and become rich

[pulsar basin]

Theres a roblox tycoon where you do exactly that

[paper geode]

So mine is a copycat?

[inland pine]

Actually we just need to build a game on roblox and fort

I think one guy was getting like 50K for some basic thing he made

[pulsar basin]

make a simple card collection game

with anime knock offs

[paper geode]

Wait razer is copying

[thorn storm]

duck

@void tree

[paper geode]

What'd you want with duck

[tribal tree]

💎 Diamond Claimed!

@pulsar basin claimed the drop!
+132 points and +88 EXP

May 15, 2026, 5:19 PM

[inland pine]

Min buy land

Buy apartment building and rent it out but live there so you live in it for free

[honest berry]

U do it

Ur money worth more there so it's cheaper

[inland pine]

True

Does india have this one thing were you dont allow children in apartments?

Because an adult only would be better tbh.. kids be annoying

Imagine coming home from work and you here your neighbor kids screaming

[thorn storm]

rivals

[thorn storm]

oke give moni

[void tree]

Hi

Send id

[void tree]

Nope

[void tree]

Have to bear it

[thorn storm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/elgatitolover-elgatitoloves-elgatito-xDdxGvjQS5l0sBUNG0

its updating i thought it was done this afternoon

why is the update 50 gb wtf

[inland pine]

Thats what sucks tbh

[thorn storm]

their parents shut them up mostly tbh

[inland pine]

Not over here

They sold the apartment across the street for me and have section 8 people now

Government assistance people

Always screaming and sht, police are always there like 4 times a week

[void tree]

Give id

[void tree]

And it's terribly sloe

[thorn storm]

minoxidilxoxo

[void tree]

Game not open bruh

[autumn basin]

is it just me or is valorant gift card and premium gone (in free battlepass)

[void tree]

Will it load shaders again?

[thorn storm]

true 58mbps

[inland pine]

Its rigged

[autumn basin]

i saved up so much to buy it T_T

[thorn storm]

riot card will probably be restocked

[autumn basin]

the 10$ too?

[inland pine]

Nuggets took them all

[thorn storm]

not sure i dont have the 10$ one in my region

[inland pine]

He knows when its restocked

So he buys them all

[autumn basin]

it was removed a month ago

[inland pine]

Can I have $10

[thorn storm]

he has a bot for it

[autumn basin]

might be out of stock or just gone for ever

[thorn storm]

i dont even have 10$

[void tree]

Level 29 what a noob

[thorn storm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/look-zoom-zoomed-BNlSrpW0e4nbgVZ2we

[void tree]

What skin should I buy..

And yes shaders has to load again

Ping me when it's done

[dark shadow]

zam

[void tree]

Ping me 3 times so that I know it's you

[thorn storm]

i wanna buy a luna one but i dont really like any of them enough

[void tree]

Yeah she's not really the favorite child of rivals

Like how league has lux

[honest berry]

[barren shoal]

hi

[pulsar basin]

Hey! Long time no see

[thorn storm]

its gonna take a good while

[inland pine]

I got like $14 of ice cream right noe

[honest berry]

Rivals need an ssd on it's own

That's absurd

[void tree]

im eating anyways

[thorn storm]

dumahh game

[void tree]

Also it showed me 12 hours to finish but finished in 1 hour

[thorn storm]

i'd need to racke sleep soon

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-images-good-night-images-new-2024-gif-18129791674604083426

[pulsar basin]

good night min

[distant mauve]

can i speak to a mod

i need to link my buff account

[honest berry]

#support-en

[tribal tree]

🔥 Fire Claimed!

@honest berry claimed the drop!
+125 points and +53 EXP

May 15, 2026, 6:10 PM

[dark shadow]

zam

[honest berry]

[tribal tree]

⚡ Lightning Claimed!

@honest berry claimed the drop!
+125 points and +77 EXP

May 15, 2026, 6:19 PM

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-team-cherry-good-night-game-gif-13319150685193163145

[keen burrow]

naniii

[surreal thicket]

Wow

[keen burrow]

woww

magic look under

@surreal thicket look under

[tribal tree]

@keen burrow completed the Daily Message Quest! (+50 points, +25 EXP)

[surreal thicket]

Yoooo, Respect

[keen burrow]

check under

[sand inlet]

Dam

[thorn storm]

@void tree its done

[void tree]

nice

no eeping?

[pliant nest]

hello guys

wht ranks are u guys

in valorant

[keen burrow]

unranked

[pliant nest]

oh

[keen burrow]

i have comp

just diddnt play val so much

[pliant nest]

same

i also play very less

im silver rank btw

[inland pine]

Busy day

Already lifting so many things

[sand inlet]

What's done

[sand inlet]

Gold 3

[thorn storm]

it

[thorn storm]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

cant play for long tho

[void tree]

shaders has to load for u still

https://tenor.com/view/mon-gif-24742329

[thorn storm]

so annoying

lets play tmr

[void tree]

:D

[sand inlet]

Oh rivals

[void tree]

monday is holiday

[void tree]

yasss

[dark shadow]

duck...

my knife

[void tree]

in my heart

[sand inlet]

Dam it took like a good amount of time even lead the shaders on my laptop and only till 25 percent

[thorn storm]

i hate solo queueing

[pliant nest]

wht is going on

[tribal tree]

🚀 @pliant nest leveled up to Level 2 in BUFF!

[sand inlet]

Same

[void tree]

thats why you saw nothing

bad graphics

[void tree]

q with me then

[thorn storm]

u cant play val w me

[void tree]

i sure can

with 200 ping

[thorn storm]

r u sure

[void tree]

no

[sand inlet]

The game said I can play after 25 somthing or somthing

[void tree]

i hated every minute

[void tree]

yeah but u gotta wait till the 100

[sand inlet]

Bruh

[pliant nest]

hm

[sand inlet]

Welp i doubt I'll have installed by tmmrw

By night it's possible

[void tree]

y

[inland pine]

You want free ground turkey

[void tree]

so slow

no i hate turkey

[inland pine]

I got 2 big things of them for free

Im taking one home

But its too much

[void tree]

how long it last

give it to some animal shelter

[sand inlet]

I haven't started it

I won't be home probably till tmrrw morning so

Can't really start it anyway

[inland pine]

Maybe

Shelter here hates the dogs and cats

They'd probably keep it or throw it away

I sneak in treats sometimes and they dont like it

[tribal tree]

🔥 Fire Claimed!

@inland pine claimed the drop!
+152 points and +50 EXP

May 15, 2026, 7:20 PM

[inland pine]

Friends?

Or family

[wet vortex]

hey guys

[pulsar basin]

What are you selling

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-joy-lizard-hi-there-well-hello-there-gif-15622233555234689915

[sand inlet]

Fren

At hospital

[honest berry]

Are they ok?

[thorn storm]

what happened to them

[honest berry]

They saw his feet collection

[thorn storm]

i hope they are oke

that stuff can be really hard to watch

[sand inlet]

Probably kidney stone

His parents are away to his hometown

[honest berry]

Ah dam that sht is painful

[sand inlet]

Yeah he's moving alot cus of pain

[unkempt fossil]

hey guys

i hope you have valorant open and ready

some last tweaks from tolga and we should be ready to go

[sand inlet]

Nah not ready

[honest berry]

[unkempt fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-work-hammer-nail-fight-gif-8910050220982565402

[thorn storm]

JUST closed valo :(

[unkempt fossil]

SO SORRY

tournament will last until monday

so youre all good

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[thorn storm]

yaaay

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-meme-schizobox-sTlVbbbYhg595sw6pW

[keen burrow]

howw did we losee

[undone briar]

yo

[keen burrow]

howwwo

i was goated omen

[undone briar]

bro when did this happen

why am i always late to events

[keen burrow]

im iron 2

aaaaaaaa

[unkempt fossil]

it didnt happen yet

you didnt miss it

[undone briar]

oh-

[keen burrow]

ali

[thorn storm]

lmao

[keen burrow]

carry me in valorant

[undone briar]

when do we sign up

[thorn storm]

what rank did u open as

[keen burrow]

u see my stats min

iron 2

im always one of the best

1 game i was worst cuz my wifi

all other i was 1 or 2

best

[void tree]

🔜

[keen burrow]

aliii

carry meee

plss man

[pulsar basin]

whats iron 2

[thorn storm]

Show career

[pulsar basin]

is that above gold

[thorn storm]

yes

[undone briar]

when do we sign up and where

[honest berry]

Basically a waste of oxygen

[thorn storm]

I ranked down

[honest berry]

Nooo way

Nuggie fault?

[keen burrow]

aliii

caryy my

carry me ali

plss

[thorn storm]

can't blame him

[unkempt fossil]

i played valorant twice and uninstalled

[thorn storm]

Didn't play w him

[keen burrow]

alr bro why

[unkempt fossil]

not for me 🙁

[thorn storm]

I was tempted to play

[unkempt fossil]

im chilling at stardew valley

[keen burrow]

not for me 2 i should uninstall it

im raging my heart out

[thorn storm]

I was thinking about buying it

It's on sale currently no

[unkempt fossil]

i really like it tbh

no idea lol

[honest berry]

So it's his fault

[thorn storm]

ur so right

his fault

[honest berry]

[keen burrow]

ali

ban nuggie

pls

[honest berry]

No ban dogy

[keen burrow]

no ban nuggie

[honest berry]

He needs to study

[keen burrow]

zephye

i sudied

today all day

fym

[honest berry]

Proof ?

[keen burrow]

watafak u mean proof

[honest berry]

Show papers or whatever you did

[keen burrow]

im studying from the book

[honest berry]

Show book

[keen burrow]

show what bro

bro i aint showing u my book

[honest berry]

Why is it shy ?

[keen burrow]

this guy will want proof if i had gone to the wc today

[honest berry]

Yh

Take pic

[keen burrow]

watafak

[honest berry]

[keen burrow]

ali

im 16

hes a preadtor

if i go missing

his fualt

[honest berry]

U r too useless im not hunting you

[keen burrow]

aliiii

helpppppp

[keen burrow]

huruts bro

[honest berry]

Good

[paper geode]

Better lock your door today dogy

[sand inlet]

Why am I getting banned now

[paper geode]

We're comin

[keen burrow]

aliiiiiii

helppp me plsss

[paper geode]

She's down

[keen burrow]

a lot of pe'o in this chat

[paper geode]

It's only us

[keen burrow]

aliiii

noooo aliiiiii

[paper geode]

Blasphemy

We are dogophiles

[pulsar basin]

ayo?

[sand inlet]

Oh its finally happening

[honest berry]

Lol

[unkempt fossil]

i cant help

[keen burrow]

whyyy

[unkempt fossil]

im working on my farm

[keen burrow]

im cooked

call someone

[honest berry]

Yh

[paper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-meme-sped-up-rubbing-hands-rubbing-hands-together-gif-10801846241654167909

[keen burrow]

i runned away from zephyr

[pulsar basin]

Cellular's down lil bro

[keen burrow]

now he hunting me

[pulsar basin]

Nothings working

[keen burrow]

creep

[pulsar basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mahito-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-17655005177094481335

[paper geode]

We're gonna lick you

[keen burrow]

lick cg

[paper geode]

Cg!?

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jumped-jujutsu-kaisen-noob-gif-21288941

[honest berry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hellsing-hottest-anime-men-in-no-particular-order-alucard-if9niVFg4IwAE

[inland pine]

I see Ali talking to our neighbor right now

[unkempt fossil]

yes

[inland pine]

Its the old lady I hate

[honest berry]

[unkempt fossil]

she's nice

[inland pine]

Beat up the old lady

Whats the tournament today

[honest berry]

Take a pic of smelly and send it ali

[inland pine]

For val

[honest berry]

[inland pine]

I have one of me in high-school if you want it

[honest berry]

Emo phase?

[paper geode]

I want the emo phase

Pic

[honest berry]

Yh

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-cute-slamming-gif-17531055

[keen burrow]

skelly and ali neighboors?

[honest berry]

I guess y

[paper geode]

That's a new piece of info

[void tree]

Heh

[paper geode]

Heh what

[sand inlet]

Hospitals scary at night

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-gif-18826867

[paper geode]

Wyd at hospital

[steady stratus]

omg

[honest berry]

He preg

[paper geode]

dam

Who

Dogy?

[honest berry]

Dunno

Hello new person

[steady stratus]

hi

[pulsar basin]

No way?? THE Ninetales?

[steady stratus]

lol yes

[void tree]

Heh

[pulsar basin]

@zephyr

[sand inlet]

Literally ts rn

[paper geode]

Where u at

[paper geode]

Nice

[sand inlet]

Hospital

[paper geode]

Why

Send pic

[sand inlet]

Fully dark with a light at the end

[paper geode]

With min?

[honest berry]

Dam why is it normal... It should be legendary

[honest berry]

But why normal

[paper geode]

Not bad

[honest berry]

It was nice knowing you

[pulsar basin]

post the gif

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-joy-lizard-hi-there-well-hello-there-gif-15622233555234689915

[tribal tree]

🎁 Gift Claimed!

@lavish widget claimed the drop!
+143 points and +38 EXP

May 15, 2026, 8:19 PM

[honest berry]

[pulsar basin]

mare 😮

[honest berry]

Oh

[lavish widget]

HI!!!

[pulsar basin]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-gif-22356851

[honest berry]

Been a while i actually forgot the id

[sand inlet]

Its not that bright at then end

My camera too ass to capture it

[sand inlet]

Fren got kidney stone prolly

His parents not here

[paper geode]

Prolly

who pays

[sand inlet]

Currently in ultra sound

[sand inlet]

No need to worry about that

[honest berry]

Dam rich

[sand inlet]

In a way yes

[honest berry]

Silent hill type sh

Wait till you hear the bell

[sand inlet]

Blessed would be the better word

[thorn storm]

I hate hospital smell

[void tree]

I wonder what rank

[thorn storm]

whose rank

[sand inlet]

Real

I love the smell of those meds shop tho

[thorn storm]

oh true

[short quarry]

/buff verify

[thorn storm]

I love those too especially the dettol smell they have sometimes

[sand inlet]

Yeah

[paper geode]

Dam addicts

[unkempt fossil]

if you all don't participate in the tournament im banning you

[cinder gulch]

valorant tournamentttt

[unkempt fossil]

it is a threat

[cinder gulch]

yippee

too bad it's finals week 😭

[unkempt fossil]

SORRY

[cinder gulch]

:'(((

[unkempt fossil]

it's night market

[cinder gulch]

i have 2 finals due on monday

[unkempt fossil]

we will have more in the future for sure

so dont worry

[cinder gulch]

yay

[wicked scaffold]

How do I verify my self with buff

[honest berry]

Use /buff verify

[wicked scaffold]

Where do I use it

[unkempt fossil]

here

[wicked scaffold]

/buff verify

Like that

[radiant silo]

yes

[honest berry]

Type that to get the bot command

[wicked scaffold]

What command

[honest berry]

Click on that

[pulsar basin]

ooo fancy

[wicked scaffold]

I did it thank yall

[honest berry]

Np

[void tree]

Me

[thorn storm]

what level are YOU

[void tree]

Where

[thorn storm]

Rivals

[void tree]

49?

[thorn storm]

Wait what rank were u talking

[void tree]

Val

Orant

[thorn storm]

about

[sand inlet]

It's cyst

[honest berry]

[thorn storm]

did u play

go play

[sand inlet]

He was diamond

I think

[void tree]

I'm downloading

[sand inlet]

Dam you're playing val?

[void tree]

I was but what rank would buff take

Yes

But only NA

I think

[sand inlet]

For the tournament?

[void tree]

Yes

[thorn storm]

harmless or

[sand inlet]

Smol

[pliant nest]

what regions r buff taking for the tournament?

[void tree]

Every

[sand inlet]

The main Docta is gone so idk

[inland pine]

I havent played in 4 weeks almost

Panda won't play it

So i quit

[void tree]

Let's play together

U and me

We beat the world

[honest berry]

But now she might

[sand inlet]

She won't

[thorn storm]

why not

[honest berry]

Yh why not

[sand inlet]

I can see

That's why

[thorn storm]

what can u see

[void tree]

Cause she play league

[sand inlet]

That she won't play

[thorn storm]

why do u see that

[sand inlet]

Dam

[sand inlet]

Idk

[unkempt fossil]

NOOOOO

GO PLAY

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/pyramidhead-pyramid-head-silent-hill-2-remake-silent-hill-2-red-pyramid-gif-17872185056035297579

[unkempt fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[void tree]

[inland pine]

Nope

No like shooters

[void tree]

Yep

Then you play league

[sand inlet]

Who's that

[inland pine]

Thats why we dont even play fort

[void tree]

Wait nvm it's valorant buff tournament

[thorn storm]

cabbage

[honest berry]

Pyramid head, from silent hill

[alpine sable]

Yo nice tournament but I can't do that unfortunately 😔

[void tree]

Why

[thorn storm]

salesman what's your region

[honest berry]

Dam lot of people can't

[thorn storm]

what's your rank

what's your cc

[alpine sable]

Because my network and my exams

[void tree]

There are many exams in the future

[alpine sable]

Yeah

[void tree]

But this tournament is unique

[pulsar basin]

Give up

[void tree]

Once in a lifetime opportunity

[honest berry]

Duck spitting fax

[alpine sable]

Heck nah give up just for the game?

[thorn storm]

salesman u could be a millionaire

[sand inlet]

Oooo

[void tree]

It's THE game

[thorn storm]

276

[pulsar basin]

What are the prizes

[sand inlet]

Wait teams will be random?

[void tree]

Idk

Yes

[alpine sable]

Unfortunately I can't

[thorn storm]

millions

[sand inlet]

Dam

[void tree]

You can only have one teammate

[pulsar basin]

Millions of what

toenails?

[alpine sable]

My network is still bad

[pulsar basin]

mmm

[sand inlet]

Oh

[thorn storm]

dollas

[void tree]

But the remaining 3 are random

[sand inlet]

And I'm supposed to queue with them?

[honest berry]

Netcaffee?

[sand inlet]

Or what

[alpine sable]

What is that?

[sand inlet]

No right

[void tree]

If you want to

[thorn storm]

what about alts

[pulsar basin]

Listen up, who wants to join my team

[void tree]

It's based on buff app

[pulsar basin]

Meet me in hall b

[thorn storm]

me me me

[void tree]

Me off

We both are na

[pulsar basin]

Any other takers? ....

[thorn storm]

wow

[void tree]

I have glitchpop phantom skin

[alpine sable]

Well good luck everyone with the tournament

[tribal tree]

@alpine sable completed the Daily Message Quest! (+50 points, +25 EXP)

[void tree]

😏

[thorn storm]

Pest cg

[alpine sable]

I'm close to 41k points

Okay

[inland pine]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jjk-choso-choso-panic-insane-choso-anime-insane-gif-5693401929827560865

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

[void tree]

I have the first ever karambit

[thorn storm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-meme-schizobox-sTlVbbbYhg595sw6pW

[honest berry]

Velocity?

[void tree]

Yep

[paper geode]

Min and nuggies teaming up?

[thorn storm]

hii xp

[honest berry]

Lucky bch

[void tree]

[thorn storm]

Let's team up

[void tree]

I also have the chinese fan

[paper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/kokoro-tsurumaki-kokoro-tsurumaki-bandori-bang-dream-gif-1295640107980975450

[void tree]

Me and skelly

[inland pine]

So how does it track?

Ss?

[void tree]

No

Buff app

[paper geode]

Nah find nuggies

[pulsar basin]

So its based off of whoever NO LIFES

[inland pine]

Idk

[void tree]

Ofc

[inland pine]

I would have to play val for 3 days

[honest berry]

Si senior

[void tree]

Or you get a 40k every game

[thorn storm]

he's busy

[alpine sable]

When will the tournament end?

[pulsar basin]

Oh now I see

[void tree]

I don't think the competition is that bad

[pulsar basin]

I would have to play val

[thorn storm]

don't see unc

[paper geode]

He'll probably be free soon. Not you like you have to play right now

[honest berry]

Monday

[alpine sable]

Okay

[void tree]

I'll play val for the girl on the latest patch notes video

[thorn storm]

are you sure

[unkempt fossil]

bot uses buff database

it refreshes every 30 minutes

[sand inlet]

Talking like you'll play rn

[void tree]

She said she'll sleep 2 hours ago

[honest berry]

Oh y she cute af

[paper geode]

See

[void tree]

She's here still

[thorn storm]

are you not busy

[paper geode]

He's gonna be free

[unkempt fossil]

soon you'll have a command to see the leaderboard

[void tree]

She's on my screen rn

[inland pine]

Ill play

[pulsar basin]

Who here has nothing going on for the next 2 days

[void tree]

Me

[inland pine]

But ali needs to convince panda

[thorn storm]

I am on bed

Racke sleeping

[inland pine]

Shes going to be busy all weekend

[void tree]

But eyes are open

[unkempt fossil]

@kindred crescent HELLO PLAY VALORANT

[unkempt fossil]

damn

[pulsar basin]

Wanna skip the tourney and just play minecraft?

[void tree]

What is minecraft

[inland pine]

Shes streaming

[alpine sable]

I will try to play on Thursday if my network is good

[honest berry]

You wanna talk? 😉

[paper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-meme-sped-up-rubbing-hands-rubbing-hands-together-gif-10801846241654167909

[pulsar basin]

Join my team zephyr, see what happens when you upset me

[void tree]

I want to ruin other people's days (team or enemies)

[sand inlet]

Yeah I am

[alpine sable]

Bro why?

[paper geode]

Ruin me

[alpine sable]

That's rude

[void tree]

What's the point of life if it's not that

[thorn storm]

damn I only end up ruining my day

[honest berry]

Im not joining lul

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

[lavish widget]

I just died and lost all my stuff

[alpine sable]

That will be rude

[void tree]

In real life?

[paper geode]

Irl

[thorn storm]

exactly:(

[pulsar basin]

Good

[honest berry]

Bruh

[lavish widget]

Of course not. in minecraft

[pulsar basin]

Bruh

Wheres the invite

[tribal tree]

🚀 @pulsar basin leveled up to Level 59 in BUFF!

[void tree]

Cg will get your stuff for you

[lavish widget]

I don't know how to invite people

[pulsar basin]

Is it bedrock

😉

[honest berry]

He has a dragon as a pet

[lavish widget]

I have both bedrock and java right now.I'm in java

[tribal tree]

@lavish widget completed the Daily Message Quest! (+50 points, +25 EXP)

[thorn storm]

who

[honest berry]

Unc

[pulsar basin]

Interesting

[thorn storm]

the feet lover?

[honest berry]

Yep

[thorn storm]

the creep?

[pulsar basin]

Is it realms or single player?

[thorn storm]

that pest?

[pulsar basin]

watch urself tomato

[lavish widget]

Single player I don't have realms

[inland pine]

I miss her

[thorn storm]

I miss her too

[honest berry]

U gonna let him call you tomato ?

[pulsar basin]

I think the only way I can join is if you use e4mc
and the easiest way is through prismlauncher

[void tree]

I miss

[sand inlet]

You wont play rn anyways even if I was home

[pulsar basin]

or essentials mod

[thorn storm]

I think tomatoes are pretty nice

[umbral aurora]

hi

[alpine sable]

Hi

[paper geode]

Nuggies misses you

[thorn storm]

boo mosquito

[tribal tree]

🚀 @paper geode leveled up to Level 64 in BUFF!

[pulsar basin]

God I love being a mosquito

Jokes on you

[sand inlet]

Yes

[thorn storm]

are you sure

[alpine sable]

I play a lot on valorant beginning on 9 June 🥲

[paper geode]

What drugs u got today?

I'm dying for some cracked coffee

[sand inlet]

Will you?

[pulsar basin]

psst can you update to this and add me as a friend

[alpine sable]

Whatever

[sand inlet]

I'm sorry cg

I forgor

[paper geode]

You got anything?

Dam

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/white-dog-shaking-scared-nervous-dog-scared-and-shaking-gif-22874221

[pulsar basin]

Its okay i'll do it myself

you've been spared

[paper geode]

You're stocked

[sand inlet]

Thanks

[thorn storm]

Good

[alpine sable]

No why? Because I'm not the real salesman so stop asking

Dang

[thorn storm]

Yes

[paper geode]

You're the fake one tho

[thorn storm]

why is ur name that then

[alpine sable]

Entertainment

[paper geode]

At least you are salesman

[thorn storm]

oke salesman

[paper geode]

Entertain us then bro

[pulsar basin]

Buenas dias hermosa @lavish widget

now add me as a friend

[alpine sable]

Ok

[sand inlet]

Okay

Fren

[keen burrow]

nuggie weird

[tribal tree]

🚀 @keen burrow leveled up to Level 40 in BUFF!

[pulsar basin]

How many strays are over there

[thorn storm]

Fren

[unkempt fossil]

50 participants in the tournament

[thorn storm]

what is he thinking

[unkempt fossil]

i expected less im happy guys let's keep joining

[sand inlet]

Alot

[thorn storm]

I don't feel entertained :(

[lavish widget]

The snapshot keeps crashing

[alpine sable]

Ok

[pulsar basin]

Try harder

u can do it

[inland pine]

I need panda in my team

[pulsar basin]

is it legit minecraft

[inland pine]

Teaming with another girl is cheating, Ali

[lavish widget]

Yes

[unkempt fossil]

not cheating just cool players

[sand inlet]

Fren

[pulsar basin]

feed him

[unkempt fossil]

IS HE SAD

[sand inlet]

What

[thorn storm]

eepy

[sand inlet]

She's sleepy

[unkempt fossil]

OH GOOD

[alpine sable]

How do you know it's cheating?

[sand inlet]

I'll stop bothering her

[unkempt fossil]

she's super cute

[pulsar basin]

@lavish widget im in

[thorn storm]

stop disturbing her

[sand inlet]

Yeahh okay

[paper geode]

She the fren with kidney stones?

[alpine sable]

Remember guys I will be back to valorant as always

[sand inlet]

Bruh

You're stoopid

[paper geode]

You're stoopidest

[thorn storm]

@keen burrow

[pulsar basin]

Dogy! Join min's team

[thorn storm]

not his fault

[paper geode]

Stop biting me Cg

[thorn storm]

shut up unc

[pulsar basin]

mmm, tastes like rat poison

[keen burrow]

what team

[sand inlet]

Is it my fault?

[keen burrow]

minyyy

[pulsar basin]

Good, you're here.

[thorn storm]

how did uk

[paper geode]

You're gon suck me dry

[thorn storm]

HIIII

[sand inlet]

It's the rule

[keen burrow]

hiiiiiiii

[thorn storm]

are you winning

[pulsar basin]

Shoot i'd do that for free

[keen burrow]

what

[paper geode]

Better get my repellent.

[keen burrow]

winning what

[sand inlet]

What rank is doggy

[thorn storm]

Val

[keen burrow]

iron 2\

[thorn storm]

Plat 1

[paper geode]

Well i don't want that

[sand inlet]

Bruh

[keen burrow]

ragequited

[pulsar basin]

You have no choice

[sand inlet]

Liar

[keen burrow]

no good teammates

[sand inlet]

Dam

[thorn storm]

I thought plat 1

[sand inlet]

Sure bro

[pulsar basin]

@lavish widget

[lavish widget]

I had to restart my computer

[paper geode]

What do you want with her?

[sand inlet]

Cg wanted to tell you something

[pulsar basin]

I already said it, scroll up

[sand inlet]

Oh shii

[thorn storm]

hey mare

[sand inlet]

That's nice

[paper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-jumped-jujutsu-kaisen-noob-gif-21288941

[lavish widget]

HI!!

[sand inlet]

Hiii

[pulsar basin]

41265mahitosus

[thorn storm]

what have you been cooking lately

[sand inlet]

Food

[pulsar basin]

Meth

[thorn storm]

I don't remember asking two bozos

[inland pine]

Talking to other girls

[sand inlet]

But I'm not wrong

[thorn storm]

oke yea true

[keen burrow]

What am I suppost to do

27 kills as a conntroler

[honest berry]

gimme

[keen burrow]

watafak

[sand inlet]

Why are we playing 2 Controllers

[thorn storm]

why do u guys have two controllers in ascent

[keen burrow]

idk i picked omen then some weirdo pickedo ther

[sand inlet]

Damn

[keen burrow]

like waht am i suppost to do

[honest berry]

Imagine being iron lmao

[keen burrow]

bruh

[thorn storm]

duo

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-plastic-meme-plastic-rank-competitive-gif-6907074037059965774

[thorn storm]

w someone

[keen burrow]

i lose every round cuz some times leave or do some shi

[keen burrow]

im pretty lonley

zeohyr is eu but he dosent wanna play w me

[pulsar basin]

is he actually iron??

[thorn storm]

:( come ap

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/therethere-feel-better-headpat-headpats-headpatsduck-gif-2423808354704986102

[thorn storm]

1000k

[honest berry]

Yh

[keen burrow]

yh cuz of teammates

[thorn storm]

he has no pc

[honest berry]

Nahhh

U just bad bozo

[thorn storm]

to begin w

[keen burrow]

all duelists have less kills then me

[honest berry]

Even with pc im not playing with him

[keen burrow]

why :{

[keen burrow]

im good

[pulsar basin]

beat that lil bro

[keen burrow]

i will

if i get in with more bad teammates i swear val go bye bye

[pulsar basin]

I would give up now

[thorn storm]

you aren't getting good teammates in iron

[sand inlet]

Come ap doggy

[honest berry]

Unc