off-topic-english

[inland pine]

Ban chisato for 1000 pts

[void tree]

That ain't roleplay

[limber talon]

ayo chill

[inland pine]

Who is chisato

[paper geode]

Ban duck for my 100k points

[thorn storm]

U go bag panda first

[void tree]

I'll give 100k points if you ban chisato

[honest berry]

Bruh football is eSports?

[inland pine]

Not the right time

[eternal turtle]

hiiii

[void tree]

Ohhh Ali. Make an auction

[dark shadow]

zam

chill

[inland pine]

Why you think

[void tree]

Let's bid for the prize

[thorn storm]

Ban me for 100k points

[sand inlet]

No real

[paper geode]

Why chat active

Pleases die

[unkempt fossil]

i was thinking on giving free tickets to winners in quiz and guess the game

[sand inlet]

Ban me for a kiss

[void tree]

...

[eternal turtle]

ban gamingxp please

[thorn storm]

rightbtime wen

[void tree]

Oh there's going to be a leaderboard for guess the game too?

[paper geode]

Nah, ban XP

[unkempt fossil]

check your raffle wallet

[honest berry]

Give tickets for drop :v

[void tree]

Top 5?

[unkempt fossil]

i'll ask for it

i have to make a list

[void tree]

Yesss

[paper geode]

Please do not. The cheater is gonna take the spot anyway

[sand inlet]

Add sleeping pills to the store

[void tree]

If you do top 1, they'll all get mad at me

[thorn storm]

Oh tyy

[paper geode]

Add sleeping pills!

[void tree]

Add hitman to the store

[limber talon]

make a mini Valorant or other games tournament and 10k points for the winner lol

[paper geode]

Add me

[void tree]

...

10k so cheap

[unkempt fossil]

in discord?

[thorn storm]

Diff regions

[inland pine]

Patiently waiting

[honest berry]

[thorn storm]

yearn

[sand inlet]

Send a hitman after me

[inland pine]

Sadly long time

[void tree]

When they meet at the convention

[eternal turtle]

yes please

[thorn storm]

Oke

[paper geode]

Sending

[sand inlet]

Dam

That was fast

[void tree]

3 people want you dead nuggets

You better rp quick

[limber talon]

im thinking about 1v1s in games, inv pp to participtae once in a while

[paper geode]

Inverse pp?

[void tree]

bb

[unkempt fossil]

i like the idea of tournaments, but we need them to be auto checked bc i don't even have valorant installed lol

[paper geode]

What the hell is an inverse pp

[unkempt fossil]

we're all volunteers here so we dont have much time

[sand inlet]

Inversed pp

[paper geode]

Dam

[inland pine]

Its a mexican curse

[paper geode]

What's that for

[inland pine]

Not there

[void tree]

How about you make some of the games above a tournament?

[inland pine]

Anime expo is gross

[thorn storm]

yearning?

[honest berry]

😏

[dense current]

wait, u dont get paid??

[void tree]

Like there are brackets and stuff

And each match happens in their private channel

[paper geode]

Wait? What!? What's that smirk?

[inland pine]

100,000 people its summer, ac is not strong

How many people you think dont shower

[void tree]

100001

[inland pine]

TCG players are known not to shower

[void tree]

There is a pregnant lady too

[sand inlet]

1 mil

[inland pine]

I used to go to card shops and throw up

[paper geode]

🤰🏼

[inland pine]

Yugioh had to make it a rule for players to shower

[thorn storm]

remember when xp was prego

[void tree]

Yes

Not by me

[honest berry]

Nuggie Did it again

[sand inlet]

Haha

[tribal tree]

💎 Diamond Claimed!

@lavish widget claimed the drop!
+63 points and +91 EXP

May 4, 2026, 8:17 PM

[paper geode]

Yes 🥹

[limber talon]

how is bro so fast

[void tree]

Who is 8389034

[dense current]

me

[thorn storm]

I wonder

[dense current]

jkjk

[honest berry]

Hollow ig

[lavish widget]

🫡

[sand inlet]

Bruh

[void tree]

838903408903454750

[thorn storm]

lurker

[void tree]

Yeah

[paper geode]

Cough up those child support nuggies

[sand inlet]

Remake me

[thorn storm]

Oke

[void tree]

Now why don't you guys ban hollow for lurking

[sand inlet]

Fuhnnah

[paper geode]

At least she ain't cheating

[lavish widget]

I did nothing wrong

[sand inlet]

That's not cheating

[paper geode]

Then why

[void tree]

[lavish widget]

I like reading what you guys are doing

[honest berry]

So it was u

[thorn storm]

hollow just fast

[dark shadow]

zam

[void tree]

Even I'm using the resources at my hand to guess the game..

[sand inlet]

What did you like about it

[void tree]

And skelly's milk ofc

[dark shadow]

cheater

[paper geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-milk-milky-gif-26032502

[honest berry]

The cheater asking to ban people...

[unkempt fossil]

omg i had an idea so you guys earn more points but i dont even know if it's possible

[thorn storm]

I listened to the new baby monster song

[unkempt fossil]

and we will need buff devs for it

[void tree]

What's the idea

[paper geode]

Dam

[void tree]

Hire me

[lavish widget]

🥳

[thorn storm]

Loved it too :D

[unkempt fossil]

i liked chisato's idea

[void tree]

Tournament?

[inland pine]

Ali, I should like totally get a pt role for being #1 for 3 years

[sand inlet]

What is it

[paper geode]

A no life role for sure

[sand inlet]

NAH

[inland pine]

Maybe

[sand inlet]

Pay to win

[paper geode]

But zephy succeeds you

[void tree]

Cheat to win

[sand inlet]

Sadge

[paper geode]

With no multipliers

[unkempt fossil]

so we create a valorant/lol/whatever tournament and we create 2 teams. you need to be verified and the bot picks a team for you. the team with the most assists/kills/whatever wins and everyone on that team wins X prize

im a genius

[void tree]

But how many members can participate?

[paper geode]

We'd need buff opened?

[dense current]

yeah but thing is I suck at all those games lol

[limber talon]

2 teams ig 10 pp

[fallow jewel]

when is the challenge

[sand inlet]

How will you do it for diff regions

[inland pine]

10+

[limber talon]

lowkey peak

[void tree]

And skill level needs to be fair

[unkempt fossil]

anyone who wants

[paper geode]

10 pps? Dam

[fallow jewel]

ranks??

[unkempt fossil]

yep, it needs to be tracked

[void tree]

You can't have 5 radiants in one team..

[inland pine]

No league ali

[unkempt fossil]

what challenge

[paper geode]

Nuggies got his acc froze

[void tree]

And then server matters too..

[unkempt fossil]

regions don't matter, no?

[void tree]

It does

[unkempt fossil]

tournament can last a whole weekends

[sand inlet]

Shw knows

[void tree]

Val and league has regions

[inland pine]

Not halal

[paper geode]

What's not

[void tree]

It is doable but can't be automated I guess

[thorn storm]

They do val and league is region locked

[unkempt fossil]

the idea is for every team to get most kills or assists or something like that

[void tree]

Ohhhh

Not against each other

[sand inlet]

Oh you jus queue normal matches and kd matters?

[void tree]

Got it

Yes great idea

[paper geode]

I'm out prolly

[fallow jewel]

skirmish?

[unkempt fossil]

yea but that doesnt really matter

[void tree]

So you'd automatically form teams from buff

They all play for an hour

[limber talon]

oh dang that's actually fire

[dense current]

wb fortnite?

[thorn storm]

Oh so just solo queueing will work?

[void tree]

At the end whoever has the highest score

[dark shadow]

zam

[void tree]

Wins

[inland pine]

I guess you could do game nights

[unkempt fossil]

@scarlet matrix

[void tree]

🔥

[unkempt fossil]

will dm you with more details and REQUESTS

[void tree]

Ban tola

[dark shadow]

im going to be rich

[dense current]

the prize is gift card of choice

[dark shadow]

zam

[inland pine]

Repo night maybe

[unkempt fossil]

i hope so

ranked, unranked, aram in lol

[inland pine]

There was mod to add more players

[void tree]

Among us night

[honest berry]

[limber talon]

it's like the golden hour of gaming then lol

[inland pine]

People play for like an hour and we get pts

[sand inlet]

But then you can smurf and win easily?

[void tree]

Imposter gets banned from server

[inland pine]

Amoung us too

[void tree]

You need verified riot account

[unkempt fossil]

you need to have your discord account linked to your buff account

[sand inlet]

Oh right

[inland pine]

Obviously we have to use our discord names too

[void tree]

And have skins that you bought using rp from buff

[unkempt fossil]

i'll harass tolga right away

[dark shadow]

wdym

[void tree]

Can I join?

[scarlet matrix]

What

[dark shadow]

my dc name in league?

[inland pine]

We didnt get to play phas yesterday

[unkempt fossil]

TOLGAAAAAAAA

[unkempt fossil]

I HAD AN IDEA

[scarlet matrix]

I will answer once I am done eating my olives

[limber talon]

LMAO

[void tree]

Show me your olives

[scarlet matrix]

4 remaining

ok

[sand inlet]

Sure

[inland pine]

Eat them all at once

[unkempt fossil]

look im a genius

[void tree]

She busy

[unkempt fossil]

imagine if tolga says it's not possible

[inland pine]

Nah sicky

You know who else was sick

Kaori from YLIA

[dark shadow]

my mommy

[inland pine]

Panda is dying

[sand inlet]

I'm sick

[void tree]

But it's may

Not april

[unkempt fossil]

i prefer green olives

[void tree]

You said 4

[inland pine]

Your lie in may

[scarlet matrix]

those are green

[void tree]

There's only 3 left

[scarlet matrix]

I ate one already

[void tree]

Liar

[unkempt fossil]

THATS NOT GREEN

[limber talon]

ill devour those olives in 2 seconds

[void tree]

Yeah tola is a liar

[scarlet matrix]

but they should be green

[dense current]

what are those???

[scarlet matrix]

olives

[inland pine]

Blue olives

[thorn storm]

Olives

[void tree]

Grapes

[scarlet matrix]

I ate like 20 in total I think

[sand inlet]

Green

[void tree]

Active chat

[scarlet matrix]

black olives taste really bad but greens are awesome

[thorn nimbus]

What's good everyone

[void tree]

Maybe a special quiz will be good now

[sand inlet]

What do you want

[unkempt fossil]

heyyyy

[sand inlet]

Nothing

[unkempt fossil]

okay

[void tree]

More points ofc

[thorn storm]

Greedy

[scarlet matrix]

is that pickle

[void tree]

Add more spice

I think that's celery

[inland pine]

I drank coffee x2

Imma destroy my toilet when I get home

[void tree]

Add more salt

[sand inlet]

Who's celery

[void tree]

Our old friend

[thorn storm]

Me

[sand inlet]

Siu is celery

[void tree]

Sure

[scarlet matrix]

27-28 olives

delicious

[void tree]

Celery is more mature

[inland pine]

Mango, cucumber, pineapple and melon

[scarlet matrix]

pineapple

delicious, ate like once in my lifetime but

[eternal turtle]

hiiii

[eternal turtle]

what

[void tree]

On the pizza right

[sand inlet]

Sure

[dark shadow]

za,

[limber talon]

oh no

[dark shadow]

zam

[void tree]

I like how tola answered all questions except Ali's

[inland pine]

With chamoy and tajin

[eternal turtle]

dam so i grew up and became less mature :(

[void tree]

Yeah

[eternal turtle]

thats sad, im sorry good

[void tree]

Have you me and goldi ever queued on valorant?

[inland pine]

Ban people who like pineapple on pizza

[eternal turtle]

i think only nuggets did with us

i dont remember

[unkempt fossil]

he hates me

[void tree]

Yeah see

[unkempt fossil]

im always asking for stuff on the bot

[void tree]

You're not celery

[eternal turtle]

oh no i just have bad memory

[void tree]

Yeah..

[inland pine]

Hes jealous youre happily married

[eternal turtle]

i am celery though

[void tree]

Nah

[eternal turtle]

why would i lie

[void tree]

Because you're seaweedhair

[inland pine]

Or am i?

[sand inlet]

And celery

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

zam

[void tree]

You're my milk producer

[dense current]

u should make it where if I pay 1$ I get 1500 buff points

[eternal turtle]

ive been many things here

[void tree]

[limber talon]

i heard music playing from somewhere

[inland pine]

1500 pts here or on the app?

[dark shadow]

imagine if i could ban siuqspo for a whole week w my points

zam

[dense current]

in the app

[inland pine]

Thats dumb

1900= $10 card

[void tree]

I wish bfc would come back

[sand inlet]

Dam you forgive doggy?

[dark shadow]

he is just no here

[eternal turtle]

true, he owes me 0.57€

[sand inlet]

He ignored my dm

[dense current]

exactly

[void tree]

If you're really celery

Who am I married to in this server

[eternal turtle]

im really celery

kristof

[void tree]

That person is still here

Nope

[eternal turtle]

i dont remember 🐣 🐣 🐣

[dark shadow]

zam

[eternal turtle]

that

[void tree]

Because you're not celery

[eternal turtle]

4 letter guy?

[void tree]

Nope

[sand inlet]

Wait even i don't remember

[void tree]

Buff had a marry command before

[sand inlet]

Ycmd?

[eternal turtle]

maybe my name was stolen by an admin?

[void tree]

Nope

[eternal turtle]

yeah that

hmmm

[scarlet matrix]

Alright I am back

[void tree]

The guy I was married to was staff

[eternal turtle]

ohhh

[scarlet matrix]

tournaments of Valorant and League of Legends

[sand inlet]

I was married to ycmd ig

[void tree]

Yes

[scarlet matrix]

What should the bot do exactly

[eternal turtle]

i dont remember the staff name

[scarlet matrix]

collect people, team them up randomly?

[sand inlet]

We were matching pfp and shii

[honest berry]

Not ran it ig )

[eternal turtle]

i dont remember u being married in the first place

[void tree]

The bot should automatically make teams in that specific region according to their ranks

Then track their games for kills, assists

[sand inlet]

Donqo?

[void tree]

And in the end have a leaderboard

[void tree]

Nah he wasn't stuff

Staff

Just buff ambassador

[sand inlet]

Top member not staff?

[eternal turtle]

wait

was it garen

[void tree]

Top member staff

[eternal turtle]

garden

[void tree]

Yes..

My garden..

[sand inlet]

He was a top member tho

[eternal turtle]

see

i am celery

[void tree]

After so many guesses

[scarlet matrix]

Aliiiiiiiiiiiii

[unkempt fossil]

Val and Lol were examples but they're played a lot so yea.
Bot creates 2 teams, verified users have to click on a button that says "participate" and bot assigns them a random team.
People have to play X game (with Buff open tracking) and the team with most kills/assists/whatever wins

[eternal turtle]

i forgot about garden :(

[unkempt fossil]

And they win a prize

[sand inlet]

How could you

[eternal turtle]

havent seen him in ages

[unkempt fossil]

Idk if it's possible bc they need Buff tracking

[eternal turtle]

ALSO I WAS THE ONE WHO NAMED HIM GARDEN U DUMBO

[void tree]

.

[honest berry]

Dam

[void tree]

There is a lot of lore in this server okay? That's why we have buff goat

[sand inlet]

Dam who's that trying to marry my brother

[dark shadow]

make it a proper SOLOQ tournament

only rankeds game should count

[scarlet matrix]

Mhmm

[sand inlet]

Just a child

[eternal turtle]

gosh do u remember that person who used to talk in vc and people started wearing his pfp??

[dark shadow]

the team who wins more LP wins

[void tree]

Nope

[eternal turtle]

i was also just a child

one of the names here

[unkempt fossil]

NOOOO

i dont play ranked

[sand inlet]

Dam

[unkempt fossil]

only aram

[dark shadow]

zam

[void tree]

Aram mayhem>>>

[sand inlet]

So you tried to marry my brother then got him banned?

[void tree]

Who

[sand inlet]

Saif

[void tree]

Ah

[eternal turtle]

what

[honest berry]

[eternal turtle]

i didnt get him banned

[unkempt fossil]

i love it

[eternal turtle]

saif was saif

[void tree]

Yesss

[lavish widget]

Does anybody know the dance smarter by la sserafim

[eternal turtle]

i messed with saif, my bad

the guy hated me

[honest berry]

Nop

[sand inlet]

Yes

[eternal turtle]

said went to the hospital or something because of me

[lavish widget]

Okay, because i've done the dance like five times and now i'm exhausted

[sand inlet]

Dam

[honest berry]

Huh ?

[eternal turtle]

ask nuggets, maybe he knows more

[dark shadow]

zam

and i am the disgusting one

[eternal turtle]

all i did was talk about his not alive fren

[sand inlet]

Rest then

[honest berry]

Lol

[void tree]

[honest berry]

So he's soft

[void tree]

Idk never touched him

[honest berry]

U should try

[sand inlet]

What

Wdym he's soft?

[void tree]

I don't touch kids

[honest berry]

[limber talon]

animatronic tend to get quirky at night ahh chat

[dark shadow]

zam

what did u just say

[tribal tree]

🚀 @dark shadow leveled up to Level 49 in BUFF!

[eternal turtle]

maybe

[thorn storm]

Dam

[dark shadow]

another original sentence

[eternal turtle]

cough cough or maybe i made fun of the friend

who knows

[sand inlet]

I see why he hated you

[eternal turtle]

why

tell me

cause i never got why

[dark shadow]

zam

[pulsar basin]

damn bro you sing and dance? talented asf

[eternal turtle]

u cas also do that weirdo

[dark shadow]

yea

[honest berry]

Aren't you the same?

[dark shadow]

but can she hit an awp shoot?

[pulsar basin]

talented? no 🙁

i play cs bro you think im talented

[lavish widget]

Thank you

[honest berry]

Awp is not hard lik bro

[sand inlet]

Can you?

[dark shadow]

cs requieres team communication and skills

[dark shadow]

yes

[pulsar basin]

is that why you don't speak bozo

[honest berry]

Lol

[eternal turtle]

tell me :((((

[sand inlet]

Nah

[pulsar basin]

bro got flamed so hard last game

[eternal turtle]

why not

[pulsar basin]

they tried vote kicking his ass

[dark shadow]

yes

[eternal turtle]

@honest berry u remind me of gladius

[dark shadow]

i was top

btw

[pulsar basin]

top of these nuts

yea right

[honest berry]

Don't know him

[inland pine]

Gross

[eternal turtle]

i know

[inland pine]

Thats why I need nuggets to work here

[dark shadow]

top of the leaderboard

[inland pine]

Gross lady pulled out money from her bra

[sand inlet]

Bruh

[honest berry]

Mmmm

[pulsar basin]

i cant let you have this one buddy sorry

[eternal turtle]

@sand inlet @honest berry guess whats the worstthing ive done online

[dark shadow]

they tried to tk me

so i trolled

wat are u saying

[pulsar basin]

u played the same as every other game wdym

[dark shadow]

no

[eternal turtle]

oh my u guys are bad at shooters

[dark shadow]

i played better

[honest berry]

Can I guess later?

[pulsar basin]

you trolled so you played better ok man

[eternal turtle]

guess now:(

[sand inlet]

I don't want to

[eternal turtle]

please

[pulsar basin]

you had enough assists to feed the whole vilage

[honest berry]

Lol

[dark shadow]

cuz im the goat

none helped as much as i did

[honest berry]

Did u get banned for it 0?

[eternal turtle]

no

[thorn storm]

can i guess

[honest berry]

Mehh

[dark shadow]

go show the other games

[eternal turtle]

yess

[honest berry]

Idk tbh

[eternal turtle]

my gosh ur bad at shooters

[eternal turtle]

sad

not even a guess

[dark shadow]

where assists

[honest berry]

I go too far if i guess

[eternal turtle]

u wont

try it

dm me if you want

[pulsar basin]

ok bruh 9 assists

deag mf

[dark shadow]

the goat of assits

[inland pine]

You know nuggets would like that

[eternal turtle]

thats not a lot

ur bad at cs

[dark shadow]

yuumi player

who doesnt has to play game

properly

cannot show opinion

play proper champ

u get freedom of speech

[thorn storm]

made someone explode after making fun of their dead fren

[eternal turtle]

what...

gosh the dead fren isnt the worst thing

[thorn storm]

oh

[dark shadow]

zam

[thorn storm]

I need sleep then

I'll guess tmr

[eternal turtle]

okayyys

enjoy dreams

[dark shadow]

zam

zam

[inland pine]

Min is violent

[dark shadow]

zam

[inland pine]

Te gusta besos

I liked her old derpy voice

[paper geode]

Good night people

[inland pine]

Goodnight

[keen burrow]

Good nighty

[tribal tree]

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@lavish widget claimed the drop!
+190 points and +68 EXP

May 4, 2026, 9:17 PM

[keen burrow]

Dang it

[honest berry]

Internet issue gj

[keen burrow]

Same

[honest berry]

I mean diff

[dark shadow]

yes

amo besos

come besame

[inland pine]

No ghey

[dark shadow]

zam

is not gay if we dont hold hands

za,

m

[pulsar basin]

zam

[dark shadow]

zam

i gotta keep farming exp

[inland pine]

You two do it

[dark shadow]

do what

zam

[void tree]

damn kuro 2.0 bundle looks good

[pulsar basin]

zamazem

[dark shadow]

zam

does it?

[pulsar basin]

whos ur bias

im ur bias

[inland pine]

Nah bruh D4VD might be innocent under law 💀

Jayoma has won his last 300+ court cases

[dark shadow]

well,if they dont have evidence hes innocent

Cg i still cant see my nitro

wheres my payment

[pulsar basin]

wheres my feet

[dark shadow]

again 🤥

[pulsar basin]

yeat

[dark shadow]

i got that one

[inland pine]

If they have evidence under law

[pulsar basin]

i hope he's inno so i dont have to hear about it in my for you again

[dark shadow]

yea

ppl has done worse and they dont follow it as much as this case

wonder why

[pulsar basin]

the juice give it media coverage

forget the files bro

[inland pine]

True

Anything but the files

[dark shadow]

ye

[inland pine]

But literally 85% of celebs are on it

[dark shadow]

but yea

[inland pine]

Maybe even 90%

[dark shadow]

we care more bout celeste than the morbillions of victims

on the files

!

[inland pine]

Whats funny is her family playing the victims

They got her a passport to travel

They knew about him since the start

They were fine with them being together

[dark shadow]

money

problably someone is offering something

[inland pine]

Let's be real the second he got her a phone they should've made it public but didnt

[dark shadow]

i rlly dont know the history

so

cant follow u on that

i should have bought bitcoins

[radiant silo]

hello

[pulsar basin]

why

when

[dark shadow]

when i was like in my mothers womb

now im poor

[pulsar basin]

unc like me, 53 years old didn't buy no bitcoin just drugs

[dark shadow]

unc like u?

im 19

[pulsar basin]

unc

[dark shadow]

just send the nitro unc

[inland pine]

Unc

[honest berry]

Unc

[dark shadow]

zumc

[pulsar basin]

zunc

needs some zinc zunc

[tribal tree]

⚡ Lightning Claimed!

@honest berry claimed the drop!
+74 points and +61 EXP

May 4, 2026, 10:17 PM

[honest berry]

Dam no one is here?

[dark shadow]

zam

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-team-cherry-good-night-game-gif-13319150685193163145

[pulsar basin]

playing kpop card game

[dark shadow]

i gotta do buff challenges bro

im on league arena now

[honest berry]

Is it good?

[dark shadow]

Cg plays anything man

he really thinks he still young

[pulsar basin]

man

if I had a quarter for every time I heard that

[dark shadow]

go play bingo unc

[pulsar basin]

i used to

bingo blitz

[dark shadow]

zam

[dark shadow]

AHAHAH

brother is really typing zam already

[inland pine]

Shzam

[dark shadow]

zam

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

u always thinking

[honest berry]

Overthinking

[dark shadow]

think less do more

[pulsar basin]

whimsical zephyr

[tribal tree]

🚀 @pulsar basin leveled up to Level 49 in BUFF!

[honest berry]

Dam

[pulsar basin]

ZAM

[dark shadow]

zam brother

[honest berry]

50 soon unc

[pulsar basin]

almost my age!!!

[dark shadow]

happy birthday

[honest berry]

Dam u r not 42 anymore?

[dark shadow]

level 49 0 nitros gifteds

zam brother

[pulsar basin]

level 49 0 nitro gifteds

[dark shadow]

i gifted it to myself

cuz i deserved it

[honest berry]

Wow

[dark shadow]

[pulsar basin]

drool

[honest berry]

Shameless 1

[dark shadow]

wdym shameless

i deserved it

[pulsar basin]

nah I age quickly

[honest berry]

Where is my nitro

[dark shadow]

yes cg

we waiting

u said via cs u will gift me

[pulsar basin]

waste of MONEY

yeah right

[honest berry]

What about premium

[dark shadow]

"i bougth u"

and never happened

[pulsar basin]

premium what

[dark shadow]

premium is actually worth

nitro no hahaha

[pulsar basin]

premium buff?

lmfao

[honest berry]

Yep

[pulsar basin]

fix ur pc and you'd see

[honest berry]

Uhuh

[inland pine]

Weewee

[dark shadow]

zam

he told u pcless

[scarlet matrix]

@tribal tree Wassup man

[tribal tree]

Yo, not much 💀 Just keeping BUFF Princess (👸❤️, btw) as the OG in the shadows while I wreak havoc here 👯. You better come correct or I'll have to school you ⏱️.

[honest berry]

Wait if i fix it will you consider playing val?

[honest berry]

Np

[dark shadow]

zam

[pulsar basin]

nug said its region locked

[dark shadow]

cg to val

finally

[pulsar basin]

how am i gonna play it

with you

[honest berry]

I play in NA make new acc

[pulsar basin]

lol

ok then do that

[dark shadow]

u r in NA no?

[pulsar basin]

if I BSOD mid game its not my fault

[honest berry]

Nop euw

[dark shadow]

zam

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

play w him cg

[pulsar basin]

he has no working pc

what do you want me to play with

his soul?

let me manifest him

[honest berry]

Are you sleeping now?

[tribal tree]

@ZΞPHΨR, no I'm wide WAKE

[dark shadow]

yes obviusly

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

since u cant wait for him to buy his pc

[pulsar basin]

wanna larp a game

it's pistol round

i'm going A

3 mid 1 bathroom

[dark shadow]

tf

are u even saying

i would go B there

ngl

[pulsar basin]

i got 1, 2 mid pushing site

planting

[dark shadow]

now smoke

die and wait for u team to lose

[pulsar basin]

they got me

they're tbagging my body

jet smoked cross

[dark shadow]

zam

did meh do something usefull that round? doubt it

[pulsar basin]

damn no confidence even in larp

[radiant silo]

zam

everytime everywhere I am here

[inland pine]

See i at least dont do the number 2 at work

This one dude just clocked in and it smells like a murder scene

[dark shadow]

im just honest

im still learning

[dark shadow]

zam

😭

[inland pine]

I wish you could smell it @dark shadow

[dark shadow]

nono

im good

[inland pine]

Thats gross

I went in

And bro had the light off so the

[pulsar basin]

JUST ONE SNIFF

please

[dark shadow]

MOOOODs

[inland pine]

Its supposed to be on so no smell is trapped in there

[pulsar basin]

put the fan on

[inland pine]

🙄

[dark shadow]

he really needed to go

open the window

[pulsar basin]

sht happens man

[pulsar basin]

some people cant hold it bruh ibs happens

[dark shadow]

true

and sometimes u rlly need to go

[pulsar basin]

and we don't got a cup

so

[inland pine]

Thats why the lights should be on the circulation is working tho

Bro turned it off

[dark shadow]

but he should have left the light on for the smell ig

ye

he was ashamed man

[pulsar basin]

nah maybe they didnt know

tomorrow new humblebundle

i hope its good

i skipped this months, not that interested

[dark shadow]

what is

humblebundle

[pulsar basin]

$15 for like 8 games a month

[dark shadow]

oh

no idea

never heard of it tbh

[honest berry]

Dam

[dark shadow]

do u get the games perma

or just for the month actually

[pulsar basin]

yeah steam

[dark shadow]

?

[pulsar basin]

perma

[dark shadow]

oh,nice

zam,minecraft is not in steam

[pulsar basin]

why would it be

they get all the revenue doing it through their site

[dark shadow]

for us poor ppl

[pulsar basin]

is humblebundle avail in your region?

good deal tbh

[dark shadow]

idk

where is it?

[pulsar basin]

what

google it?

[dark shadow]

ye is here

[void tree]

Haven't had alcohol in 2 weeks

I want to have some

[pulsar basin]

Brothers going to turn into a gremlin

[dark shadow]

zam brother

2 weeks

congrats

[void tree]

zam

[tribal tree]

⚡ Lightning Claimed!

@honest berry claimed the drop!
+123 points and +36 EXP

May 4, 2026, 11:17 PM

[pulsar basin]

zam

you should try drinking some juice

[void tree]

y

[pulsar basin]

or smoke some cigs

[honest berry]

Bru weren't u drinking last week.....

[pulsar basin]

keep your mind off the alcohol

[void tree]

wat no

[honest berry]

That fog vodka

[void tree]

ya that was empty bottle

[honest berry]

U stoopid liar

[void tree]

wat the fish

[honest berry]

U said you were drinking it

And u ate my chocolate.....

[dark shadow]

nah

[void tree]

I was collecting all receiptz

it says 2 weeks back i purchased it

I finnishec that bottle in 3 days

im not drunk now, just typing with 1 finger'

[balmy sedge]

sure buddy

whatever you say

[dark shadow]

drink

water

duck

why does ur gf allow this

[void tree]

wtf im crhr=eting

crocheting

[honest berry]

She caused the drinking

[dark shadow]

call her drunk and tell her u miss her

[pulsar basin]

3 days? You give me AA vibes

[void tree]

she willl kick my ass if she knows i buy bottle and drink

but i can drink in front of her

who is aa

[pulsar basin]

see you at the meeting

[void tree]

wwat meeting

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

anonymus

and something else

[pulsar basin]

alcoholics

[honest berry]

Dam

U changed again

[void tree]

are u a alcoholic too

[pulsar basin]

no

i have like 1-4 a month

[dark shadow]

why

[void tree]

1-4 what

[pulsar basin]

yeah

[dark shadow]

u go for the vibes

[pulsar basin]

why would I poison myself

[honest berry]

Gallons of vodka

[dark shadow]

do they give drinks in AA?

[pulsar basin]

no they give advice

[void tree]

wtf is a aa

[dark shadow]

anonymus alcoholics

[pulsar basin]

bro if you don't know what it is, you need to go

[void tree]

go where

[pulsar basin]

i'll take you

[void tree]

drink?>

[pulsar basin]

wanna go...?

[void tree]

im fully busy this week

[dark shadow]

to aaa

anonymus alcoholics and cg

[honest berry]

Why u speaking in riddles unc

[pulsar basin]

How is that AAA

thats AAC you fool

[void tree]

once my friend is back on thursday we will go drinking friday

[dark shadow]

no more drinking duckchacho

[void tree]

for the vibez'

[honest berry]

[dark shadow]

zam boy

[honest berry]

That's not me

[void tree]

r u both na

[dark shadow]

he is all about that sigma life

drinking

[pulsar basin]

yeah

[dark shadow]

crotching

[pulsar basin]

1 is from colorado

[dark shadow]

im from kentucky

[void tree]

is that east or west

[pulsar basin]

yes

[dark shadow]

maybe

[void tree]

r u guys racist to brown people

[pulsar basin]

yes

racism is made up by cia

[void tree]

sad we cant go drinking together then

[pulsar basin]

I would

[void tree]

u r racist towards me

[pulsar basin]

depends

[void tree]

im brown

[pulsar basin]

how brown

[void tree]

fully

[pulsar basin]

zaaam

idk man thats a tough sell

[void tree]

rexactly

[pulsar basin]

depends on how bright the bar is

lmaoooooooo nah idc I would

[void tree]

i dont have a car so u would have to drop me home too

[pulsar basin]

ok bbygirl

[dark shadow]

im brown aswell

so

no

[pulsar basin]

yeah but ur worse

[dark shadow]

yes,im brown and poor

[sand inlet]

What

[dark shadow]

yes

[void tree]

wtf r u doing here

[sand inlet]

What why

[honest berry]

Lol

[sand inlet]

I jus woke up

[dark shadow]

zam bro

he doesnt want u here

[sand inlet]

Zam

[pulsar basin]

NOOO ZAM

[void tree]

u jyust slept 2hrs back

[sand inlet]

3

[dark shadow]

zam

does anybody wants to see me happy

buy me nitro

[honest berry]

Nuuh

[pulsar basin]

Pass

[dark shadow]

gloves?

knife?

ak?

[pulsar basin]

Pass...

[dark shadow]

...

[pulsar basin]

i'll buy you a drink

[pulsar basin]

bruh you sound like a cs gambler who lost everything

[honest berry]

Water?

[dark shadow]

i would like a fade karambit flavour

[pulsar basin]

grape juice

[honest berry]

Dam

[honest berry]

How often do you do it

[pulsar basin]

I sip on it occasionally heh

cute_sip

not an addict or anything

[honest berry]

I see

[dark shadow]

zam

just drink choco milk bro

[void tree]

im addicted to skelly's milk

[dark shadow]

does skelly has a farm or no?

[pulsar basin]

too much sugar

[honest berry]

Where is he anyway

[honest berry]

Yes

[void tree]

working

[honest berry]

Only one cow

[dark shadow]

there are without sugar

[dark shadow]

if duck is addicted skellys milk has to be good

[honest berry]

Dunno ask him

[void tree]

im addicted to vodka too

try it

[dark shadow]

no

i wont drink

ever

[void tree]

yet u r okay with skellys' milkk

[dark shadow]

i have never tried skellys milk

so idk

[honest berry]

Strengthen your bones

[dark shadow]

i already drink chocomilk

so no need

[void tree]

it increases ur testosterone too

[pulsar basin]

fake

myth

[dark shadow]

thats why u r truly a sigman then

congrats

skelly must be deep in you

[pulsar basin]

reg milk sucks compared to raw

[void tree]

i love soy milk

but it decreases testosterone

[dark shadow]

zam

thats why u drink skelly milk ig

[honest berry]

Yh

[dark shadow]

zam

[cinder gulch]

hi

[void tree]

who r u

[cinder gulch]

yo mama

[void tree]

wtf]

[honest berry]

Lol

[dark shadow]

zam

duck buy me minecraft

[void tree]

take my account