off-topic-english

[void tree]

Once human

https://tenor.com/view/mitsuko-oncehuman-once-human-mitsuko-once-mitsuko-once-human-gif-12238685749937996533

[paper geode]

its not bad

[sand inlet]

Okay

[void tree]

Yeah there were a lot of updates since I played

2024, same time

[sand inlet]

That's nice

[paper geode]

why play again?

[paper geode]

It's a gay day to be gay...

[void tree]

Need to play something

Been a long time since I played

Always work and girl is boring

[sand inlet]

I'm not gay

[void tree]

Sure

[sand inlet]

I see

[void tree]

All this for 2k

[sand inlet]

Hmm

That's nice

[void tree]

This would've been 1k if I bought it before all prices went up 😭

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

Just steal everything

[void tree]

Or you give me money

[sand inlet]

Nah gaming rich

He give you money

[void tree]

Gaming is not gaming anymore so he's not rich

[hushed lance]

[void tree]

You have money?

[hushed lance]

no

[sand inlet]

He is gaming

[void tree]

OSU is not a game

[hushed lance]

Why are you asking?

[void tree]

So that you give it to me

[hushed lance]

I can't bring you anything

[void tree]

You can bring me money

[hushed lance]

I don't have

[hushed lance]

💰 Take

💳

💶

[eternal turtle]

dam u rich

[eternal turtle]

it is

its the best game

[paper geode]

that's subjective

[hushed lance]

Yes, I am a millionaire
💰 Take

[tribal tree]

🚀 @hushed lance leveled up to Level 4 in BUFF!

[paper geode]

im not rich. you rich. You once give away 10$

[paper geode]

you bought all that?

[hushed lance]

💰 Take

💳 Three digits after 876

[paper geode]

💳 ends with 385

take 💵

[paper geode]

play e33

[honest berry]

Is this what your dreams look like?

[eternal turtle]

dam

[hushed lance]

💰 Take

I and

\

[hushed lance]

I and

[void tree]

It's like the best valued pc on FB marketplace

https://tenor.com/view/wuwa-wuthering-waves-rtx-on-phoebe-pheepi-gif-3493839971696637609

[hushed lance]

💰 Take

[paper geode]

that's one thing done outta your list

[tribal lion]

Hello there

[hushed lance]

💰 Take

[tribal lion]

Yes please

[hushed lance]

💳 Three digits after 876

[tribal lion]

Yes go on

[hushed lance]

I and

[tribal lion]

[hushed lance]

I and

[hushed viper]

Bro giving away money

Giving away deez nuts

[hushed lance]

yes baby

[hushed lance]

yes baby 🍼 take

[honest berry]

[hushed lance]

[void tree]

I am not paying 2(

2k

For a pc

[void tree]

I need more

[paper geode]

i thought you had bought it already

[void tree]

Nope

[paper geode]

sell your laptop

[void tree]

No

[hushed lance]

💳 take 2k

[tribal tree]

🚀 @hushed lance leveled up to Level 5 in BUFF!

[paper geode]

sell a kidney

[void tree]

I don't sell anything

[void tree]

Coming to your home

[void tree]

Ok thank you

What's the expiry and cvv

[paper geode]

actually—dont

[void tree]

Why

Because you're fasting?

[hushed lance]

12/29
388

[void tree]

Ok ty

[hushed lance]

[void tree]

You can get me nitro too

[hushed lance]

yes baby🍼

[hushed lance]

💰 take 100$

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/wuwa-phoebe-chibi-chupi-asking-gif-7773997109124938558

[hushed lance]

good baby👶 🍼

[paper geode]

its gonna be bad for health

[hushed lance]

🤑

[tribal lion]

[tribal tree]

🚀 @tribal lion leveled up to Level 5 in BUFF!

[hushed lance]

no

[tribal lion]

[hushed lance]

[tribal lion]

Donate money to gaza

[hushed lance]

[tribal lion]

[hushed lance]

[hushed lance]

I am afraid

[tribal lion]

[hushed lance]

[tribal lion]

[lone scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

@hushed lance ⤴️

[hushed lance]

Come to Dubai

[hushed lance]

ok

[hushed lance]

Sorry

[tribal tree]

🚀 @hushed lance leveled up to Level 6 in BUFF!

[sand inlet]

Okay

[paper geode]

yes, gay.

[unreal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[sand inlet]

Nop I'm not gay

[thorn storm]

that one ss says otherwise

[sand inlet]

That's ai

[paper geode]

are you hoping for "If you believe in something hard enough, it'll become the truth" philosophy?

cuz i ain't seeing that in the near future anywhere

[sand inlet]

You're jus dum

[void tree]

Only for yours

So it's ok

[barren ferry]

hi, which game gives the most XP for buff game?

[sand inlet]

Idk

[sand inlet]

Good do you think I'm gay?

[eternal turtle]

yes

[sand inlet]

You said you believed that I'm not gay

[eternal turtle]

yes

[sand inlet]

I see

https://tenor.com/view/kot-cat-plaża-beach-woda-gif-5025613992274508130

[eternal turtle]

u dont

[sand inlet]

I do

[sand inlet]

I see that you have betrayed me siu

[void tree]

Yes

[eternal turtle]

i havent

[void tree]

Not too much gay

Just a bit

[eternal turtle]

like u

[sand inlet]

What I'm not tho

[sand inlet]

I see

[paper geode]

Everyone is gay a tiny bit

You're no exception

[thorn storm]

are you tiny bit gay too xp

[paper geode]

Of course. My words dictate so

[thorn storm]

atleast you're true to your words

[eternal turtle]

hes not only a tiny bit

[eternal turtle]

broooo

[hushed lance]

broooooooo

[sand inlet]

@digital moss

[sand inlet]

So I'm not gay gay?

[void tree]

Brooo

[sand inlet]

Yes brooo

[paper geode]

@sand inlet Nah, this still stands

[hushed lance]

Hi

[thorn storm]

</3

[paper geode]

Yeah min

No spam

[thorn storm]

godforbid i brooooo

[paper geode]

Let's go hunt dyno

[thorn storm]

yesplease

that clanker

gets on my nerves

[paper geode]

He's been to big a thorn lately

[hushed lance]

Broooo

[sand inlet]

Hating your kind?

[sand inlet]

That's what you think

[thorn storm]

no hating YOUR kind

[sand inlet]

Ofc you hate my kind you clanker

[paper geode]

That is my conclusion after a plethora of undeniable proof

[thorn storm]

why is the server flooded w these suddenly

[sand inlet]

What proof

[thorn storm]

stinky rotten ai

[paper geode]

Refer to Instagram for proof

[sand inlet]

@digital moss

[sand inlet]

Your kind is not doing its job

[thorn storm]

underpaid

[sand inlet]

What there's nothing on that app

[thorn storm]

overworked

[sand inlet]

That's how it should be wit clankers

[thorn storm]

i h word you

[paper geode]

This is what he sends

@thorn storm

[main cove]

pae055 was softbanned.

[thorn storm]

yuri

i mean nuggets is so gay

[sand inlet]

What it's just repaying kindness how is that gay

[sand inlet]

H word?

[paper geode]

And then he asks "but won't you pay him back"

[thorn storm]

its in a gay way

[thorn storm]

h word.

[sand inlet]

You mean hate? You can jus use it youbknow

[sand inlet]

Won't you?

[sand inlet]

Nope

[paper geode]

Not with a kiss

[digital moss]

Thank you for reporting it

[sand inlet]

Hmmm

[thorn storm]

why can't i use s h it then

[sand inlet]

Sure

Dam

[sand inlet]

Shii

Cus your kind hates you min

[regal crescent]

guys

[thorn storm]

i hate you

[regal crescent]

real talk wth am I supposed to do with a 5 dollar riot card

[thorn storm]

and the clankers

[thorn storm]

buy a player card, add more money and buy a skin?

[regal crescent]

5 is not enough to get a skin

[sand inlet]

You hate yourself?

[regal crescent]

wait

someone tell me what to do with a 5 dollar val gift card

thats useful

[honest berry]

Get a animated player card or save em

[sand inlet]

You should use it

[regal crescent]

for what

[sand inlet]

For val

[regal crescent]

but nobody rlly pays attention to player cards

[thorn storm]

@paper geode send his gay ahh ss please

[regal crescent]

I can't even redeem cuz its out of stock

[sand inlet]

Ss won't change anything min

[honest berry]

Why do u care about people, if you like it take it

[sand inlet]

I see

[thorn storm]

you can save and get one more 5 dollar gc and buy a battle pass maybe

[inland pine]

My dreams are not like that

[thorn storm]

some skins come under 475 too in nightmarket

but they are lame no effects

[sand inlet]

Nightmarket

[regal crescent]

oh alright

[thorn storm]

you're more of an annoying clankers yourself nuggets.

[regal crescent]

their usually bp skin reruns and they usually suck

[regal crescent]

whens the next night market

oh yeah are the yoru nerfs real

[inland pine]

Yoru suks

[thorn storm]

true you can get a skin like oni under 10 dollars in nightmarket tho

[sand inlet]

You're more annoying

Clanker

[inland pine]

Can nuggets have you?

[regal crescent]

apparently their limitting his falsh to 1 and his telo to 15 seconds

[sand inlet]

Yes ig

[regal crescent]

yoru doesnt suck just half the playerbase doesn't know how to use him

[thorn storm]

no. he's as annoying as generative ai

[thorn storm]

no u

[inland pine]

They should nerf Reyna to 1 blind anf Jett to 1 smoke and dash

[sand inlet]

You're worse

[sand inlet]

Bru Reyna is already so ahh

No more nerfs

[honest berry]

At this point just delete them

[sand inlet]

I played pheonix today

[regal crescent]

she already has 1 dash and reyna freaking sucks

[regal crescent]

man just delete agents at this point

[sand inlet]

Cus she's not real

[inland pine]

But the dash generates back no?

[sand inlet]

With kills right?

[inland pine]

Make chamber ult 15 orbs

[inland pine]

Not sure... dont play her

Omen should be nerfed too

[sand inlet]

Nope

[regal crescent]

after u get 2 kills

[inland pine]

No more timer, 2 kills

[sand inlet]

Leave omen alone

[inland pine]

Sage heal should be 2 kills too

[regal crescent]

jet always had to get 2 kills to get his thing back

[inland pine]

Because how you gonna nerf duelists the most but not the rest

[sand inlet]

Nah

Bros ragebaiting

[regal crescent]

you have some very hot takes

[honest berry]

Uninstalling the game will help you get rid of all your problems @inland pine

[regal crescent]

and they said yoru, "fits into too many categories of agents"

so they limit his flash to 1

so does that mean phoenix can be an int?

cuz he has more than 2 flashes?

does that mean neon is losing her stun?

[inland pine]

KJ only needs one of those things

[inland pine]

Nah im trolling in b3 now

[regal crescent]

because neon can get her team into site with her stun?

does that mean waylay is losing her stun?

cuz it can get her team into site?

does that mean that jett is losing her smokes cuz it can get her into site?

[inland pine]

Neon doesnt need buff.. players are already dumb so with 2 stun they'll be even more useless if they play on their own

[regal crescent]

like riot are u stupid?

[inland pine]

I mean they are not smokers so why need more than 1

[regal crescent]

nxrth trolling incomp as neon and still winning

[regal crescent]

because they last for 4 seconds

[inland pine]

Yes but people try to play like him and it fails

[regal crescent]

and the thing is

yoru already has a high skill ceiling

[inland pine]

Yeah the 4 seconds to run away and dip

[regal crescent]

so people who play him well have to learn him and get good

and it is one of the hardest agents in the game especially as you rank up

[inland pine]

New guy looks gæ he's probably nuggets

[regal crescent]

y we nerfing an agent like yoru who takes skill

and not omen who takes 0 skill and can be played like a duelist

and clove is losing her smokes on death so its from 14 seconds to 6 seconds

Just remove the smokes then? its practically useless

and Yoru is getting slammed into the floor

cuz eggster did well at vct

[inland pine]

Since clove is nonbinary I think their guns should cost twice the price since they are 2 people

[sand inlet]

What

[regal crescent]

bro what ;-;

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-25037715

U need to be studied smelly

[inland pine]

Nah its rage bait

Yesterday their was a Reyna (girl) who was doing bad in our team so our clove was rage baiting her calling her "he"

[thorn storm]

no u.

[regal crescent]

then we see her on ig later

[sand inlet]

[sand inlet]

Wrong

[thorn storm]

cope

[sand inlet]

Nope you're coping

[regal crescent]

why are min and chicken nuggets beefing bru

[thorn storm]

mimimimimi

[thorn storm]

ignore nuggets he's just annoying and stinky and rotten and a gen ai

[sand inlet]

Says you
You dum clanker

[honest berry]

Korean drama

[thorn storm]

is this for smokes when she's alive too?

[regal crescent]

chicken nuggets gives better advice than min so

[regal crescent]

god no if it were I would quit the game

[thorn storm]

wow

okay ficerarmer

[regal crescent]

im joking

nononono im playing

[sand inlet]

Dam uniteds winning

[thorn storm]

he gave no advice but ok

[regal crescent]

ik I was joking

[thorn storm]

im hurt i crew

[inland pine]

Abusive love relationship

[honest berry]

[sand inlet]

Cope harder

[sand inlet]

Clanker don't crew

[thorn storm]

ok rotten stinky spoiled ahh nugget

[eternal turtle]

wowe

glad to see u two arguing

makes my day

[sand inlet]

Ofc you'd love it

[thorn storm]

why do you love it siu

[inland pine]

Rebeca an OG and not in the leaderboard

[thorn storm]

dam bring back rebeca

[eternal turtle]

no

we dont need rebeca

[sand inlet]

I'll remove them ram sticks if you talk too much

[eternal turtle]

what we need is le caca

[eternal turtle]

its fun

[thorn storm]

remove them.

go on

[eternal turtle]

entertainment

[regal crescent]

wait guys

[paper geode]

Do share

Hi siu

[inland pine]

https://tenor.com/view/zenitsu-demon-slayer-anime-stare-angry-gif-11078347661675215665

[tribal tree]

🚀 @inland pine leveled up to Level 43 in BUFF!

[sand inlet]

Nah

[paper geode]

Why

[thorn storm]

no stop i was planning on using them in the pc im building

[regal crescent]

if yoru gets nerfed

what yall doing

[eternal turtle]

@sand inlet what should i draw??

[paper geode]

How much ram is there?

[thorn storm]

i think u should move on from yoru

[paper geode]

Hiiii

[thorn storm]

play phoenix

[sand inlet]

You won't repay my kindness

[inland pine]

I dont think yoru cant get worse than phoenix the fire healing shi water better than the blinds

[paper geode]

I repay your kindness

[sand inlet]

My car

[regal crescent]

this sums it up

[tribal tree]

🚀 @regal crescent leveled up to Level 16 in BUFF!

[regal crescent]

hes ass compared to yoru

[eternal turtle]

u dont have one

[sand inlet]

You said you won't do it wit s kiss

[sand inlet]

The car i had

[paper geode]

You want a kiss?

[sand inlet]

Nop

[thorn storm]

none

[paper geode]

Nah, you do

[inland pine]

Same as to why did they replace raze 2 nades

[regal crescent]

dude his flashes are the most versatile in the game

[paper geode]

No wonder

[sand inlet]

My osu pfp

[regal crescent]

u can get kills and get nades back

[paper geode]

Fine! I'll kiss you

[thorn storm]

WDYM

[inland pine]

Yeah but 2 kills

[paper geode]

I forgot

[sand inlet]

Yeah no wonder min is so dum and slow

[inland pine]

Nade isnt even that strong

Unless you stand on it

[thorn storm]

its okay sage will replace both of them

[inland pine]

But who does that

[thorn storm]

the best duelist this act

[paper geode]

Hey! I said I will do it

[regal crescent]

dude if yoru gets nerfed eggsters gonna probably leave vct considering hes actually committed years to that agent

[regal crescent]

ziptie gonna prob leave valorant

[thorn storm]

you're dumber and slower

stupid ahh chicken nugget

[honest berry]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-andrealphus-goodbye-chat-helluva-boss-andrealphus-swirl-gif-17505465421888541740

[thorn storm]

i think u should beef w riot on tweeter

[inland pine]

When are you both getting married?

[sand inlet]

you stoopid

[inland pine]

Sleep

[sand inlet]

never gimme my 100 dolla

[eternal turtle]

he wont

[inland pine]

Goodnight

[thorn storm]

the day earth explodes

[regal crescent]

yeah thats definitely gonna do smth

[eternal turtle]

sotrue

sage has been the best since beta

[regal crescent]

whos he gonna play then

[inland pine]

Its until one of you cant get married, so one of you dies...

[thorn storm]

supports always win

[regal crescent]

HaRbOuR

[inland pine]

You'll both getting married by 2047

[eternal turtle]

yoru

[thorn storm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-meme-schizobox-sTlVbbbYhg595sw6pW

[regal crescent]

dude hes getting one flash

[idle storm]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-mods-the-mean-mods-steam-giftcard-anime-girl-crying-discord-mods-banning-gif-13561053906378352143

[tribal tree]

🚀 @idle storm leveled up to Level 7 in BUFF!

[honest berry]

Nah this argument will take a while i will be back later

[thorn storm]

boing boing

[sand inlet]

well min cant get married cus its a clanker

[regal crescent]

yoru is getting one flash and the telo is getting reduced to 15

[inland pine]

Yorus never entry

[regal crescent]

seconds

[inland pine]

Or they blind team

[eternal turtle]

thats fine

[inland pine]

He aint need to flashes

[regal crescent]

lies Im always entrying and then I look back and then my team is still in the smoke

[thorn storm]

omg wuh luh wuh tag

[eternal turtle]

so ur doing something wrong then

[regal crescent]

I get 2 picks and they don't come in after me

[inland pine]

Plus all abilities should be nerfed, why you relying on abilities other than smokes

[regal crescent]

I literally comm, "Im flashing out antry with me

I flash out

[idle storm]

a what

[regal crescent]

and then look back to see nobody pushed

[inland pine]

Because yoru throws them in the air and team is blind

[paper geode]

Aaaaa!

[regal crescent]

I warn when I flash

[thorn storm]

wuh luh wuh

tag

[idle storm]

oh yeah

[eternal turtle]

so ur doing something wrong if u keep doing the same thing

[idle storm]

wuh luh wuh thing

[sand inlet]

say it

[inland pine]

Val people are autistic and don't listen

[thorn storm]

yessirrr

[eternal turtle]

its like ah yes let me keep doing the same thing and ill get a diff outcome

[paper geode]

I want to!

But it's stuck

[sand inlet]

you play val as well

[inland pine]

You have to say "entry flash sussies"

Then they listen

[inland pine]

I don't use blinds as viper tho

[thorn storm]

you should

[sand inlet]

did you try?

[inland pine]

Yeah opened her legs to flash team

[regal crescent]

so its not my fault when the don't dodge the flash after I comm multiple times, 'Flashing" and when I ask to entry and they dont

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funny-drunk-meow-gif-10381022155799670207

[regal crescent]

I just play self sufficiently and it got me to bronze

[sand inlet]

are you sure you're playing val

[thorn storm]

this reminds me of bayonetta

[thorn storm]

.

[inland pine]

You have to flash the kill all 5 people so they can enter

[inland pine]

Yes

[thorn storm]

do you solo queue

[regal crescent]

I say, "If you entry i'll give you my shrimp dihh" and it never works bro 🙁

[regal crescent]

I found a duo but my trio just doesn't take the game seriously

[sand inlet]

they want to be called a good boy or some shii

[thorn storm]

i think you should go be silly and whimsical w them

[inland pine]

If you take it seriously its not a fun game

[thorn storm]

yeah what's even the point of playing it seriously

[inland pine]

Gotta have fun while playing a bit serious

[regal crescent]

my duo is good but my trio just like sings in one ear the entire match and I can't hear anything

[inland pine]

I mean thats only for radiant tbh

[sand inlet]

true i killed my frens multiple times wit pheonix today

[regal crescent]

I only take it seriously when my teammates are ahh but I usually play for fun

[regal crescent]

imma do that too

[inland pine]

If you're not radiant right now in vals peak, its too late to take the game serious

[thorn storm]

if it helps i have like my entire squad of 4 people singing in my ears while i'm last person standing so

[regal crescent]

"4k"

[inland pine]

I threw because omen did some shi like that

Bro was blasting something

[regal crescent]

"kim jong un is a master of goon"

[eternal turtle]

i soloq to immo with sage in eu. valorant is too easy of a game (i got carried by randoms)
@regal crescent gitgud.

[inland pine]

Nah it was like static shi

[regal crescent]

what is ur user

[inland pine]

Sage is fun tho

[regal crescent]

what is ur val user

[eternal turtle]

thats a secret

[sand inlet]

nah my fren jus plays reels

[inland pine]

"Meow for heals"

[regal crescent]

"mommy I need a heal"

[eternal turtle]

weirdos

[sand inlet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/graggletwo-will-it-work-hi-mommy-OtpL9XYDasnKABadOq

[regal crescent]

you never seen that clip on insta?

[thorn storm]

teach me your ways twin

[eternal turtle]

val is full of weirdos like u

[eternal turtle]

i just bottom frag and throw games yet we always win

idonno how that happens

[sand inlet]

yeah righht

[thorn storm]

ok so bottom frag and throw games noted

[eternal turtle]

yes

[sand inlet]

pes

[eternal turtle]

i swear

[regal crescent]

bros rng is like better than lottery winners

[sand inlet]

you should go to a casino siu

[eternal turtle]

a lot of people have called me lucky

[eternal turtle]

no, otherwise id be too rich

[sand inlet]

right

[eternal turtle]

thats actually the reason i dont go to casinos 🐣

too easy to make moni if ur lucky

[sand inlet]

i seee

make me rich than

[regal crescent]

https://www.facebook.com/MetaScreamValorant/videos/valorant-patch-1205-agent-changes-clove-yoru-abilities-nerfs-valorant/863373680063573/

[eternal turtle]

mo

no

[thorn storm]

yeah siu wants to give other people chances to win at casino instead

[eternal turtle]

'acebook

[regal crescent]

first they nerf his ult now they nerf his telo and gatecrash

flash mb

[eternal turtle]

just play sage

[regal crescent]

i'll play sky

[eternal turtle]

weirdo

[regal crescent]

for flashes and heals

[sand inlet]

jus just start killing your own team

[regal crescent]

fum "wierdos"

[regal crescent]

bet phoenix here I come

[sand inlet]

yes

[thorn storm]

now you see the vision

[regal crescent]

"careful now"

wait imma be sage and use my heals to heal myself

and my res to bait

[inland pine]

Report girls that only play girl characters

Thats sexism

[sand inlet]

dont use res at all

[regal crescent]

report guys that only play guy characters

[inland pine]

Guy that only play guys are gæ

[sand inlet]

oh no

[regal crescent]

my ult will remain in my ass checks until the match is over

[inland pine]

Nuggets only play as men

[sand inlet]

it might be true

[regal crescent]

wait real talk

real talk

should I just play reyna until I get into high elos?

who should I play in low elo

[sand inlet]

sure

idk

[regal crescent]

anyone?

[sand inlet]

we all are bronze to gold here

[regal crescent]

skelly is d1

zephyr is d1

[sand inlet]

skelly isnt

[regal crescent]

theres another guy whos d1 idk

[regal crescent]

hes gold now because his friend used his account

[sand inlet]

huh

isnt he in bronze rn

[regal crescent]

this act yeah cuz he hasn't played too much

[inland pine]

Now she has a job in the military to protect her from the law

[sand inlet]

what

oh

[inland pine]

I mean it was there... she had an orphanage where the kids went missing

[regal crescent]

skelly

[sand inlet]

the airforce

[regal crescent]

skelly

who should I play in low rank

until I rank up

[inland pine]

She was grooming kids for big Jeff

[inland pine]

Sage, viper, Reyna, kayo

[regal crescent]

ok imma get viper next

[paper geode]

Integration is a b*tch

[sand inlet]

i thought you said it was easy

[paper geode]

Save me!

[inland pine]

I like her but she isnt good for any character I have

[sand inlet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Elgato-elmo-fire-elgato-evil-SgyI6LjcH4B1PilMJY

[inland pine]

[paper geode]

The beginning was....i did say so far or yet

[sand inlet]

true

[sand inlet]

pull a team for her

[inland pine]

Nah

She needs the blind man

[paper geode]

Another one

[sand inlet]

surely she'll get some useful feature units

and its not like you do any end game content or anything s o does it really matter if you have a team for her or not

[inland pine]

Nah

Too many characters tho

My top 5 right now

Changli, Iuno, camellya, aemetah and probably yinlin or jinhsi

[sand inlet]

no pheobe 🥀

[inland pine]

Shes lvl 1

I need to build her and zani still

They use the same artifacts

[sand inlet]

ooo

[inland pine]

And I never get good ones

So I cant build neither

[sand inlet]

you can level them atleast

[inland pine]

Spectro artifacts rigged

[void tree]

It's time to argue

[sand inlet]

ok

waiting

[thorn storm]

maybe girls that play girl characters are lesbians

[sand inlet]

thats gay

[inland pine]

Thays very sexism

Theres guys that look like girls

Iso and chamber

Chamber is a lesbian wearing a suit.. but they are French

[paper geode]

You desire to watch the world burn!

Yet you do not want to take part in its demise

[thorn storm]

Chamber looks like a snoby dude wdym

[thorn storm]

duck didn't you peak diamond in valo

[sand inlet]

yes good very good at val

[regal crescent]

yo

yo

I played a comp game on reyna

heres how it went

ignore that its iron lobbies

the clove odin spammed

[void tree]

Ok

[void tree]

Yes

[hushed lance]

ok

[void tree]

Always

[void tree]

You just appear whenever I send a message

Then disappear

[sand inlet]

zamn

https://giphy.com/gifs/vernemnidahens206-vernemnidahen206-mlbbturkey2-2HDZHpexgpCZvhqpS6

[void tree]

I uninstalled valorant just yesterday

https://tenor.com/view/what-a-sunny-day-gif-25989235

[sand inlet]

you dont play it anyways

[void tree]

Yes that's why

[regal crescent]

y

[sand inlet]

i will be deleting it soon

[regal crescent]

oh nvm

y

[void tree]

Play with min

Carry her to ascendant

[sand inlet]

cus i wont be playing it

[regal crescent]

wait min

@thorn storm

minni

what is ur rank

[void tree]

Then she might finally not say no to you

[void tree]

She's diamond

[sand inlet]

i have never reached ascendent myself

[regal crescent]

um nvm

anyone in low elo?

[void tree]

Yeah

You

[sand inlet]

yeah me

[void tree]

You're immortal bro

[sand inlet]

im not

[void tree]

Ok

[regal crescent]

what rank r u hotdog

[void tree]

I don't play

Haven't played in a long time

I play kuroko no basket

[sand inlet]

he plays lol

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-25209532

[sand inlet]

dam

i watched it

[void tree]

Yes

They have gacha game

[sand inlet]

wit my fren

oh

damn

[void tree]

Girl fren

[sand inlet]

no girl

[void tree]

Yes girl

[sand inlet]

nope

[void tree]

The promised Neverland
Inuyasha
Dandadan
The ancient magus bride
Witch hat atelier
Wotako
Umaru

Judge this list

[sand inlet]

i have watched like 2 of them T_T

[void tree]

Dan Da dan

[sand inlet]

they all are like are new anime

[sand inlet]

i havnt watched it

[void tree]

Yeah they're old mangas

[hushed lance]

ok

[void tree]

Ok

[sand inlet]

are they

[void tree]

Yes

[sand inlet]

read yona of dawn

[void tree]

Not Dan Da dan

[sand inlet]

peak manga

[void tree]

I hate reading

[sand inlet]

it ended recently ig

[sand inlet]

real

[void tree]

I can't tell her I hate reading mangas but I can tell you

[sand inlet]

[regal crescent]

basketball zeroo

[hushed lance]

ok bro

[sand inlet]

jus cut her off at this point no?

[void tree]

Why

[thorn storm]

I'm silver 2

[void tree]

Basketball 100

[regal crescent]

oh u wanna queue?

or no

[sand inlet]

i mean the things you tell it dosent seem good

[regal crescent]

if not its ok

[void tree]

Huh

[sand inlet]

whats yo server

[thorn storm]

If there's one rank I think anyone can get out of by even solo queueing it's def iron

[void tree]

We went together to a manga store, she spent time explaining all the above stories

[regal crescent]

yeah im in bronze now

[thorn storm]

what server u play on

[void tree]

And told me I better finish them this weekend

[regal crescent]

na central

[sand inlet]

wait who are we talking about

[regal crescent]

sometimes west

[void tree]

Intern

[thorn storm]

Asia we can't play

[sand inlet]

oh

[void tree]

If you played na east, I could've queued with you

[regal crescent]

oh what flavor of asian are u

[void tree]

?

[sand inlet]

i might be goin crazy then idk i thought it wasnt going well

[void tree]

It wasn't going well

[regal crescent]

its better than saying what type of asian are u

[void tree]

But now it seems to be going well

[sand inlet]

i see

[thorn storm]

Coastal kind

[void tree]

Just be racist

[thorn storm]

Exactly not trying to be racist is more racist

[void tree]

If you're equally racist to all races then you're not racist

[hushed lance]

[void tree]

So she has never dated anyone before, she has only been focused on her career

This is all very confusing to her

[thorn storm]

I agree

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/car-gif-1838918029381835524

[sand inlet]

hmm

[void tree]

So which race we targeting today

[thorn storm]

Is she focusing on u now

[void tree]

She is

[hushed viper]

I have been summoned

[sand inlet]

im bad at this

[void tree]

Not fully but she is

[sand inlet]

yes

be racist

[thorn storm]

awwww

[void tree]

She called me out to eat even when she cooked food

[void tree]

And I was stupid at that time and made her angry but I do that a lot so it's ok

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-andrew-tate-tate-bugatti-gif-26102951

[thorn storm]

Stop ragebaiting her

[tribal tree]

🚀 @thorn storm leveled up to Level 26 in BUFF!

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-winford-winford-bradford-rutherford-cars-pixar-gif-16932103790198976445

[sand inlet]

yea

[hushed viper]

Metallic Black

[tribal tree]

🚀 @hushed viper leveled up to Level 11 in BUFF!

[hushed viper]

Yea

[void tree]

Bro after asking me do you want to eat outside

Few hours later she asked

"will our mutual friend join"

I thought she wants me to ask him and I asked him

He said ok

[sand inlet]

and that made her mad?

[void tree]

When we all met, she didn't speak a single word and was on her phone

[sand inlet]

dam

[void tree]

Then I got sad that she just called us out to eat because she was hungry

[thorn storm]

I think she was asking if u've alr asked them

[sand inlet]

confusing

[void tree]

Later when I was pooping, I realized she just wanted to know if our friend is joining

[void tree]

Yeah

[inland pine]

Same

[sand inlet]

krazy

[thorn storm]

That's weird

[void tree]

That's why I made up and invited her out next day

[sand inlet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/on-see-mazda-pmBQnqb9QpXkA

[inland pine]

Say you're talking to a new girl

[void tree]

Then we spoke a lot, I got her bubble tea, we went shopping

[void tree]

I did

[sand inlet]

what did you buy

dam

[void tree]

Nothing because I didn't like anything

[sand inlet]

when is the marriage

[void tree]

Marriage is tomorrow

[sand inlet]

dam

[void tree]

I also stopped replying to her one night

[sand inlet]

why

[void tree]

Next day she texts me about work and I responded immediately

[thorn storm]

How was the bubble tea

[void tree]

She asks "oh so you read my messages but chose not to reply"

[tribal tree]

🚀 @void tree leveled up to Level 25 in BUFF!

[inland pine]

some girls don't realize they like you until you're showing affection to other girls

[void tree]

Not that good, but it's her favorite so it's mine

[sand inlet]

dam

[sand inlet]

sure

[thorn storm]

yuck

[void tree]

And even she tells me she's looking for girls that I can date

[sand inlet]

dam

[void tree]

Nuggets

[thorn storm]

I don't think she likes you then

[sand inlet]

yes?

[void tree]

It's all very confusing

[sand inlet]

why do you think so

[thorn storm]

Ohh

[void tree]

I showed her the ad our company posted

She first said ew

[sand inlet]

what did she say

[inland pine]

once you drop her then she'll see

[sand inlet]

[void tree]

Then asked if I can send her a screenshot of it

[inland pine]

like if you completly stop talking to her

don't even say hi

[void tree]

Yep I did that, she asked me if I'm ok or I'm sick

[inland pine]

see her as a stranger

[thorn storm]

No girl would look for girls that a guy can date for a guy she likes?? Unless she's a self ragebaiter but even then it's weird

[sand inlet]

True

[thorn storm]

I wouldn't even do that for a guy friend that I don't even like romantically

[sand inlet]

and then

[void tree]

She just says that and looks for girls completely out of my preference

Opposite*

Or it's mostly aunties

[sand inlet]

dam

[thorn storm]

Did you ask her to or did she start it herself

[void tree]

My friends asked her to do it

[sand inlet]

prolly she started it

oh

dam

[void tree]

If she wanted to do it, she has so many friends that match my preference

[thorn storm]

what are these mind games

[void tree]

I mean

That's necessary to understand if she actually cares

[paper geode]

how'd you know?

[sand inlet]

i wonder

[void tree]

Or if I'm just her safe space

[sand inlet]

idk

[thorn storm]

Most of my friends are girls

[void tree]

Yes idk too

Time will tell

[sand inlet]

true

[void tree]

I also got a job offer in Toronto

2x my current salary

[sand inlet]

ow

[thorn storm]

Not really

[sand inlet]

so you moving?

[void tree]

I told her that

[sand inlet]

and

[void tree]

She said take the money first

[thorn storm]

WHAT did she say

[sand inlet]

hmmm

[void tree]

And then told me, leave only if you don't like this province

[void tree]

I can't directly ask her right

[sand inlet]

cus then itd be obv the you like her?

[void tree]

Yes

[sand inlet]

or somthing

[void tree]

I mean it's already obvious now

[thorn storm]

Do you not like her

[void tree]

I do

But she's my coworker

She blocks people she doesn't like

[thorn storm]

aren't you getting a new job anyways

[void tree]

Very awkward at work

Oh no I'm not leaving

[sand inlet]

is this the reason you havent asked her out or somthing?

[void tree]

I hate Toronto

[void tree]

Yep

[sand inlet]

understandable

[void tree]

And I never ask girls out

I make them ask me out

200% success rate

[hushed lance]

Me too

[void tree]

Where you at rn

Your profile is all cryptic

[void tree]

I've also applied for PR so I can't leave

[sand inlet]

pR?

[void tree]

Permanent residence

[sand inlet]

og

[void tree]

I can't leave this province for another 3 years

[sand inlet]

dam

[thorn storm]

How many have asked you out

[void tree]

0

[sand inlet]

💀

[void tree]

But I have 2 ex

https://tenor.com/view/mon-gif-24742329

[paper geode]

a harem eh

[hushed lance]

no

[void tree]

She's collecting them

[sand inlet]

yuri

[thorn storm]

How did u even get to that if nobody is asking anyone out

[void tree]

They tell me they like mr

Me

I'm a nice guy ok?

[thorn storm]

no what I'm not a man

[sand inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/that-boy-got-game-jamie-lee-money-valerie-mckee-tremors-he-know-what-hes-doing-gif-16693183

[void tree]

She was teasing me so much with yaoi

[paper geode]

a reverse harem

or whatever

[void tree]

A wlw harem

[paper geode]

ah yes

a wuh luh wuh harem

[sand inlet]

Dam

[void tree]

I usually can understand the girl I like

[sand inlet]

Yaoi

[paper geode]

you're a man in my eyes

[void tree]

She.. I have no clue

[void tree]

You rn

[thorn storm]

Is this not them asking u out

[hushed lance]

what

[void tree]

Yes

[void tree]

Where do you live

[thorn storm]

What did I ever do to you gaming

[sand inlet]

What have you not done

[void tree]

He's depressed because of you

He sends us pictures of alcohol bottles he finished

Because of you

[sand inlet]

Yeah

[paper geode]

i dont do no alchohol

[thorn storm]

I've done nothing wdym

[void tree]

And he's even fasting!!

[thorn storm]

Cause it's Ramadan???

[paper geode]

don't you dare!

[sand inlet]

Look what you have done to gaming

[void tree]

No because of you

[sand inlet]

He's basically an alcoholic now

[void tree]

You left a scar on him

[paper geode]

i've never even seen alchohol 👉🏼 👈🏼

[thorn storm]

Astagfirullah gaming

[paper geode]

what!?

omg

[sand inlet]

What?

[paper geode]

ragebait succesful

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lazy-cat-drunk-gif-25621185

This is gaming

[inland pine]

2 gfs in a lifetime isnt bad

[sand inlet]

I don't understand

[inland pine]

how many has nuggets had\

[paper geode]

dum

[void tree]

1 year each

[thorn storm]

Awww he's chonky monkey

[sand inlet]

You know and still you ask

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[paper geode]

i dont chug down bottles of shraab

[void tree]

5 in girls

[thorn storm]

You should explain to him xp as a good fren

[void tree]

3 in boys

[paper geode]

let it stay bw us

[sand inlet]

I see

[paper geode]

PUBG just moaned in my ears

[sand inlet]

Keeping secrets now

[void tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sitting-beer-gif-22257589

This is gaming rn

[sand inlet]

Yeag

[inland pine]

I mean

[paper geode]

i've a full stomach... i can't drink even a fraction of it

[void tree]

The glass is as big as him

[inland pine]

Its like I said dont rush into anything unless you know

[void tree]

Yeah

[inland pine]

I mean, I wouldnt date someone knowing I cant see myself marrying one day

[sand inlet]

That's nice

[paper geode]

is it tho... gay person

and you duck!

[sand inlet]

I'm not gay

[paper geode]

i'll see you soon

[void tree]

One cheated and the other one changed our future without talking

[sand inlet]

I like women

[void tree]

On video call?

[sand inlet]

What

[void tree]

Group drinking session?

[paper geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/women-meme-haha-99sF595rq30Vxhkl0I

[void tree]

We play OSU drunk

Every circle you click is one shot

[thorn storm]

wdym

[sand inlet]

Do that

[sand inlet]

Dam

[paper geode]

astagfirullah everyone!

[thorn storm]

astagfirullah!