Result: Loss
-40
Your Hand

Value: 18
Dealer Hand

Value: 19
Cards remaining: 136
1 messages ยท Page 232 of 1
Result: Loss
-40

Value: 18

Value: 19
$with 200
Withdrew
200 from your bank!
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red
$roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red
$bal
$work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
$work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
50
$work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
50
$bj all
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 17

Value: 25
$bj all
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 16

Value: 17
$work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
50 for your bravery and heroism.
$shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
Disclaimer: If you own multiples of an item, use them one at a time: ex. $use-item "10 Buffs" (Only use the next item once you have received the prize for the first item)





Too few arguments given.
Usage:
buy-item [quantity] <item name>
$roulette 100 even
You have placed a bet of
100 on even
$work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
50.
lmao loser
$bal
$roulette 500 even
You have placed a bet of
500 on even
hah!
what you gonna do w all this money
$bal
nothin
$collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
$blackjack
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
$blackjack 200
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 22

Value: 14
$roulette 200 odd
You have placed a bet of
200 on odd
$roulette 200 even
You have placed a bet of
200 on even
</3
$help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
$commands
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
$list
$roll
:game_die: You rolled 5
:game_die: You rolled 1
$roll 3
:game_die: You rolled 1
$roll 6
:game_die: You rolled 2
what does this do
$roulette 100 odd
You have placed a bet of
100 on odd
$roulette 100 odd
You have placed a bet of
100 on odd
not
$work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
50.
cheater
$bal
lets bet nuggies
what was the color one
$roulette 100 even
You have placed a bet of
100 on even
$roulette 500 odd
You have placed a bet of
500 on odd
you can bet on colors as well right?
i think so
i was gonna skin u alive if it was odd
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roulette 200 even
You have placed a bet of
200 on even
$blackjack 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 25

Value: 15
$roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roulette 500 even
You have placed a bet of
500 on even
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$bal
ok imma need to do the potatoes now
stop it
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
what else do you do to them?
no one does potatoes u sickling
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roulette 500 blue
we peel them, cut them and eat them. In short, we do them
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
and wash em as well
i see
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$bal
$roulette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black
You have placed a bet of
500 on even
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
bye

$roullette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black
$roullette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black
must be tough being so poor
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roullette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black
HAHAHA
no u cant
$bal
$roullette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roullette 500 black
You have placed a bet of
500 on black
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red

$bal
Deposited
2,315 to your bank!
$leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
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how are you always second to skelly
allmost 2nd
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red

yay
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$bal
$work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
50
$bj all
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 15

Value: 20
$work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
50
$work
You cannot work for 3 hours and 9 minutes.
$dep all
Deposited
300 to your bank!
$bal
$dep 2000
Deposited
2,000 to your bank!
$roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red
$roulette 200 even
You have placed a bet of
200 on even
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
$roulette 500 odd
You have placed a bet of
500 on odd
$work
You cannot work for 40 minutes and 29 seconds.
$work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
50.
$work
Your level got featured epic and you won
50
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 19

Value: 20
$roulette 25 red
You have placed a bet of
25 on red
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-20

Value: 16

Value: 18
$roulette 20 odd
You have placed a bet of
20 on odd
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 18

Value: 20
$bal
$work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
50
$work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
50. Good job!
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
You can next collect income <t:1773238711:R>.
$work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
50 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
$bj 10
You must choose at least 10 for your bet.
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-20

Value: 14

Value: 19
$bj 10
Result: Dealer bust
10

Value: 17

Value: 22
$bj 10
Result: Win
15

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 16

Value: 19
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 15

Value: 20
$bj 10
Result: Bust
-10

Value: 26

Value: 12
$bj 10
Result: Dealer bust
20

Value: 16

Value: 24
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 16

Value: 18
$bj 10
Result: Dealer bust
10

Value: 13

Value: 23
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 18

Value: 20
$work
You work for a private military company, earning
50
Result: Bust
-20

Value: 26

Value: 17
What is that?
$work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
50 for sorting jelly beans by color.
$work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
50.
$work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
50 from selling drinks
$work
You work as a street performer and earn
50
$work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
50.
$work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
50 for your struggles.
$work
You did a fundraiser and raised
50
$work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
50.
$work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
$bal
$work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
50 for sorting jelly beans by color.
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 18

Value: 23
$bj 10
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
$bj 25
Result: Win
37

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
$roulette 37 red
You have placed a bet of
37 on red
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: Soft 21

Value: 17
$roulette 25 red
You have placed a bet of
25 on red
$roulette 25 even
You have placed a bet of
25 on even
$bj 25
Result: Win
50

Value: 18

Value: 17
$roulette 25 red
You have placed a bet of
25 on red
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 20

Value: 26
$roulette 75 red
You have placed a bet of
75 on red
$bal
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 22

Value: 16
$bj 65
Result: Loss
-65

Value: 15

Value: 19
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Win
37

Value: Blackjack

Value: 14
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 17

Value: 23
$bj 15
Result: Win
15

Value: Soft 20

Value: 19
$bj 10
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
$bj 10
Result: Win
10

Value: 20

Value: 19
$bal
$bj 27
Result: Dealer bust
27

Value: Soft 18

Value: 22
$bal
$roulette 74 red
You have placed a bet of
74 on red
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red
$bj 50
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 15

Value: 18
$roulette 75
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
$bj 75
Result: Dealer bust
75

Value: 18

Value: 22
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: 19

Value: 18
$bal
$dep 200
Deposited
200 to your bank!
$roulette 50 even
You have placed a bet of
50 on even
$withdraw 100
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
$roulette 50 even
You have placed a bet of
50 on even
$roulette 50 even
You have placed a bet of
50 on even
$bal
$bj 75
Result: Win
75

Value: 21

Value: 19
$roulette 50 even
You have placed a bet of
50 on even
$roulette 150 red
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
125 in cash.
$roulete 75 even
You have placed a bet of
75 on even
$bal
$bj 100
Result: Win
100

Value: 20

Value: 19
$dep 200
Deposited
200 to your bank!
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 19

Value: 20
$bj all
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 19

Value: 26
$roulette 25 red
You have placed a bet of
25 on red
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 17

Value: 20
$bj all
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 22

Value: 19
$roulette 25 odd
You have placed a bet of
25 on odd
$bj all
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 20

Value: 21
$withdraw 100
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
$bj all
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 14

Value: Blackjack
$withdraw 50
Withdrew
50 from your bank!
$bj all
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 25

Value: 18
$withdraw 75
Withdrew
75 from your bank!
$bj all
Result: Win
75

Value: 19

Value: 17
$bal
$bj 125
Result: Win
125

Value: 20

Value: 19
$bal
$dep 225
Deposited
225 to your bank!
$bj 25
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
$bj 15
Result: Bust
-15

Value: 24

Value: 15
$bj 30
Result: Win
30

Value: 20

Value: 18
$bj 15
Result: Loss
-15

Value: 19

Value: 20
$bj 30
Result: Win
30

Value: 20

Value: 19
$bal
$bj 30
Result: Bust
-30

Value: 23

Value: 13
$bj 50
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 18

Value: 19
$withdraw 50
Withdrew
50 from your bank!
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 17

Value: 21
$bj 15
Result: Bust
-15

Value: 23

Value: 7
$bj 25
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
10 in cash.
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 19

Value: 20
$bal
$withdraw 150
Withdrew
150 from your bank!
$bj 150
Result: Loss
-150

Value: 14

Value: Blackjack
$withdraw 50
Withdrew
50 from your bank!
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 19

Value: 24
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 17

Value: 26
$roulette 50 black
You have placed a bet of
50 on black
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Bust
-25

Value: 24

Value: 20
$bj all
Result: Loss
-150

Value: 18

Value: 20
$withdraw all
Withdrew
50 from your bank!
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 20

Value: 22
$bj 10
Result: Win
15

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
$bj 15
Result: Loss
-15

Value: 14

Value: 20
$bj 30
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
$roulette 30 red
You have placed a bet of
30 on red
$bj 10
Result: Dealer bust
10

Value: 14

Value: 24
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Bust
-25

Value: 25

Value: 19
$bj 50
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 21

Value: 23
$bal
$bj 20
Result: Loss
-20

Value: Soft 16

Value: Blackjack
$bj 40
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
$bj 40
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
$bj 45
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 17

Value: 20
$bj 50
Result: Win
50

Value: Soft 19

Value: 17
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 15

Value: 20
$bj 100
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
$bj 88
Result: Loss
-88

Value: 14

Value: Blackjack
$bal
$bj 12
Result: Win
12

Value: 21

Value: 18
$bj 18
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
$bj 28
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
$bal
$roulette 24 red
You have placed a bet of
24 on red
$bj 10
Result: Win
10

Value: 19

Value: 18
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 16

Value: 21
$bj 20
Result: Win
30

Value: Blackjack

Value: 7
$bal
$bj all
Result: Dealer bust
88

Value: 17

Value: 22
$bj 88
Result: Dealer bust
88

Value: 18

Value: 25
$bj 18
Result: Bust
-18

Value: 26

Value: 12
$bj 28
Result: Loss
-28

Value: 17

Value: 20
$bj 38
Result: Push, money back

Value: 19

Value: 19
$bal
$roulette 88 odd
You have placed a bet of
88 on odd
$roulette 88 odd
You have placed a bet of
88 on odd
$bal
$bj 12
Result: Dealer bust
12

Value: Soft 20

Value: 25
$roulette 18 odd
You have placed a bet of
18 on odd
$roulette 28 black
You have placed a bet of
28 on black
$roulette all odd
You have placed a bet of
64 on odd
$work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
50.
??????
$work
You worked at the office overtime for
50
$work
A drunk man pays you
50 to walk backwards.
$roulette 10 odd
You have placed a bet of
10 on odd
$roulette 10 even
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
$roulette 10 even
You have placed a bet of
10 on even
$work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
50.
!daily
$work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
50.
$bj all
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 16

Value: 19
$work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
50 for your efforts!
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
50 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
$work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
50
$work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
50 for a good job.
$dep all
Deposited
150 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
50!
$work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
50 on the way back home!
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 9 minutes.
$work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
50!
$collect
You can next collect income <t:1773238711:R>.
$bj 25
Result: Win
50

Value: 20

Value: 19
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 19

Value: 24
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 20

Value: Blackjack
$bj 20
Result: Win
20

Value: 20

Value: 18
$roulette 25 red
You have placed a bet of
25 on red
$bal
$bj 60
Result: Win
90

Value: Blackjack

Value: 20
$bj 75
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
$bal
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 16

Value: 23
$bj 25
Result: Bust
-25

Value: 23

Value: 13
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 24

Value: 15
$bj 100
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 16

Value: 17
$bal
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 25

Value: 20
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: 20

Value: 18
$bj 15
Result: Loss
-15

Value: Soft 18

Value: 21
$bj 35
Result: Loss
-35

Value: 14

Value: 19
$bj all
Result: Win
25

Value: Soft 20

Value: 17
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 12

Value: 18
$bj 10
Result: Win
20

Value: 19

Value: 17
$bj 15
Result: Win
22

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
$bal
$roulette 32 red
You have placed a bet of
32 on red
$bal
$shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
Disclaimer: If you own multiples of an item, use them one at a time: ex. $use-item "10 Buffs" (Only use the next item once you have received the prize for the first item)





$bj all
Result: Win
75

Value: Blackjack

Value: 11
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 17

Value: 20
$bj 50
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 14

Value: 22
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: 20

Value: 18
$bal
$bj 50
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 17

Value: 25
$roulette 25 odd
You have placed a bet of
25 on odd
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 9 minutes.
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: 19

Value: 18
$roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red
$roulette 20 red
You have placed a bet of
20 on red
$roulette 40 odd
You have placed a bet of
40 on odd
$roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red
You have placed a bet of
80 on red
$roulette 500 red
You have placed a bet of
500 on red
I'll cry
how i be max betting and losing all my money
$roulette 20 red
You have placed a bet of
20 on red
You have placed a bet of
160 on red
ok
bro NO WAY
can i take a loan out on here bro wth
$roulette 540 red
You cannot choose more than 500 for your bet.
jk
I'll lose on ur behalf
$roulette 500 red
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
389 in cash.
You have placed a bet of
100 on red
๐
You have placed a bet of
200 on black
$roulette 20 odd
You have placed a bet of
20 on odd
$roulette 80 red
You have placed a bet of
80 on red
gambling addict
You have placed a bet of
200 on even
$roulette 100 red
You have placed a bet of
100 on red
get a life.... prolly a gf to save u
$work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
50, albeit reluctantly.
Don't project ur lack of gf onto ME
i aint caring about gfs
you guys just care a lot about em
๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ i didnt- say that
you're making things up
well,i do have a best friend already
nope.. an actual physcial childhood guy best friend
Awww childhood friends to lovers how cute
Oh
Childhood friends always lose
$work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
50
$work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
50
$work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
50
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: 21

Value: 20
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 12

Value: 19
$bj 20
Result: Loss
-20

Value: 19

Value: 20
$bj 40
Result: Loss
-40

Value: 13

Value: 19
$bal
$work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
50!
$work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
50
$bj 30
Result: Dealer bust
30

Value: 12

Value: 22
$bj 15
Result: Dealer bust
15

Value: 19

Value: 22
$bj 20
Result: Win
30

Value: Blackjack

Value: 7
$bj 15
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 20

Value: 20
$bj 10
Result: Win
10

Value: 20

Value: 18
$bj 10
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 17

Value: 19
$bj 30
Result: Loss
-60

Value: 12

Value: 19
$bal
$bj 20
Result: Loss
-20

Value: Soft 18

Value: 21
$bj 40
Result: Bust
-40

Value: 23

Value: 18
$bj all
Result: Loss
-10

Value: 13

Value: 20
$work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
50
$work
You got featured and won
50
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 31 minutes.
$collect
You can next collect income <t:1773238711:R>.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
$bj 20
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
$work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
50
$work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 4 hours.
$bj 50
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 17

Value: 25
$collect
You have no role income to collect!
$bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
$bj all
Result: Win
116

Value: 19

Value: 17
$bj all
Result: Win
232

Value: 20

Value: 17
$bj all
Result: Dealer bust
464

Value: 16

Value: 22
$bj all
You cannot choose more than 500 for your bet.
$bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 24

Value: 18
$bj all
Result: Loss
-428

Value: 17

Value: 19
$bj all
You must choose at least 10 for your bet.
$work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
50.
$bj all
Result: Win
50

Value: 18

Value: 17
$bj 15
Result: Win
30

Value: 20

Value: 17
$bj 10
Result: Win
10

Value: 20

Value: 19
$bj 20
Result: Win
20

Value: 19

Value: 18
$bal
$bj 40
Result: Dealer bust
40

Value: 19

Value: 23
$bj 88
Result: Loss
-88

Value: 17

Value: 19
$bj 88
Result: Loss
-88

Value: 15

Value: 17
$bal
$bj all
Result: Bust
-24

Value: 22

Value: 16
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&850428022414901288> |
250 (cash)
$work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
50.
$work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
50 for your efforts!
$dep all
Deposited
55 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
50.
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 11 minutes.
$bj 50
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
$work
A sudden gust of wind blows
50 in your direction.
$work
An unexpected error occurred executing this command.
You cannot work for 4 hours.
$work
You work as a comedian and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 42 minutes.
$work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
50
$dep all
Deposited
100 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
50
$work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
50
$work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 4 hours.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$bank
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
$work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
50 strewn about between the seats!
$work
You work as a comedian and earn
50
$collect
You can next collect income <t:1773238711:R>.
$work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
50.
$work
You found
50 on the floor.
$collect
You have no role income to collect!
$work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
50
$collect
You have no role income to collect!
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
50 for your expertise in unicorn management.
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 25

Value: 20
$work
$work
$work
guys it might be broke
Seems like it
$bal
$work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
50 for your lack of effort.