Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
50, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
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Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
50, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
$work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
50
$dep all
Deposited
73 to your bank!
$work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
50!
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
50 for your services.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
50 after the pizzeria closes down.
$work
You cannot work for 4 hours.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You cannot work for 2 hours and 16 minutes.
$bal
$dep all
Deposited
20 to your bank!
$work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
$bj 500
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
$bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 8
$roulette 500 even
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
257 in cash.
$roulette all even
You have placed a bet of
257 on even.
The ball landed on: red 27!
No Winners :(
$work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
50 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
$collect
You can next collect income <t:1746121377:R>.
You cannot work for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
$work
You cannot work for 27 minutes and 28 seconds.
$work
You did a fundraiser and raised
50
$dep all
Deposited
164 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You found
50 lying on the floor in General Chat!
$work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
50
$collect
You have no role income to collect!
$dep all
Deposited
250 to your bank!
$work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
50 stashed inside one of them.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
50
$work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
50!
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 3 hours and 23 minutes.
$work
Taxes collected! You have gained
50
$work
You found
50 on the floor.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
50 for your hard work
$work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
50 for the hard work
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$remind 21h BUFF collect
I will remind you in 21 hours
$work
You develop games and earn
50.
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
50
$dep all
Deposited
65 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You bake cupcakes and receive
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$bal
$work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You work as a human statue and earn
50
$bj 50
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 17

Value: 18
$bj 50
Result: Win
50

Value: 19

Value: 17
$bj 50
Result: Win
75

Value: Blackjack

Value: 18
$bj 75
Result: Loss
-75

Value: Soft 17

Value: 18
$work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
50
$work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
50
$collect
You have no role income to collect!
$bj all
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 20

Value: 21
$work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$remind 4m microwave
I will remind you in 4 minutes
$work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
50 for your struggles.
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
A drunk man pays you
50 to walk backwards.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
50
$dep all
Deposited
1,100 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
50!
$work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
50 in profits
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
50
$work
You were farming and earned
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
50.
$work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
50
$work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
50.
$dep all
Deposited
150 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 2 hours and 14 minutes.
$work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
50 out of pity.
$bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: 21

Value: 21
$bj all
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 22

Value: 10
$work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
50.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
50!
$sell
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
sell-item <member> [quantity] <item name>
$sell artifact
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
sell-item <member> [quantity] <item name>
You cannot work for 3 hours and 59 minutes.
You have no role income to collect!
awww
$work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You work as a model and earn
50
$work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
50.
$work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$remind 21h BUFF collect
I will remind you in 21 hours
$work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
50.
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
50
$work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
50.
$work
You work as a wine taster and earn
50
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 18 minutes.
$work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
50 from selling drinks
$work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
50
$dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
You clean off the chairs and get paid
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
50.
$work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
50.
$work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
50 as in return!
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
50.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$dep all
Deposited
100 to your bank!
$work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
50 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
50 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
$bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
19,152
5,000
24,152
$work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
50 though.
$work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$balance
$leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
51. 464507153890279426 โข
10,800
52. yanik_b1 โข
9,925
53. mg3883_ โข
9,750
54. 776235581293723693 โข
9,545
55. goldfox2112 โข
8,911
56. jozu27 โข
8,900
57. itsme_vinayak โข
8,525
58. daible โข
8,386
59. antonius17_47112 โข
8,225
60. fire1510 โข
8,200
$dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
$work
You made a great pun! Take this
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
50 from your gullible followers.
$work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
50
$roulette 50 black
You have placed a bet of
50 on black.
The ball landed on: ** 0**!
No Winners :(
$work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
50 though.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
50.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red.
The ball landed on: black 20!
No Winners :(
$work
You worked for the Police and earned
50
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 37 minutes.
$work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
50 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
50, albeit reluctantly.
$work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 38 minutes.
$work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
50
$work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
50 for doing it
$bj all
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 9
$work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
50
$WORK
You battled and gained
50.
$work
You work for a private military company, earning
50
$work
You work as the president and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$bj 500
Result: Bust
-500

Value: 23

Value: 8
$roulette all even
You have placed a bet of
116 on even.
The ball landed on: black 13!
No Winners :(
$work
You did a fundraiser and raised
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
50 after the pizzeria closes down.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$remind 21h BUFF collect
I will remind you in 21 hours
$work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
50 though.
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
50. Congrats!
$work
You cannot work for 29 minutes and 30 seconds.
$work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
50
$work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
50 for your unicorn whispering skills.
$collect
You can next collect income <t:1746380596:R>.
$work
You work as a police officer and earn
50
GG @buoyant harbor, you just advanced to level 1!
$bal
$bj 50
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 21

Value: 22
$bal
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 23

Value: 7
$bj 50
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 17

Value: 20
$collect
You have no role income to collect!
$work
You cannot work for 27 minutes and 29 seconds.
$work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You were farming and earned
50
$dep all
Deposited
100 to your bank!
$work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
50. Good job.
$work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
50.
$work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
85 to your bank!
$bal
$work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
50 for tasting different types of tea.
$Bal
$work
You cannot work for 4 hours.
$rob @split osprey
$work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
50
$bj all
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: Soft 17

Value: 22
$bj all
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 23

Value: 10
$work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
50 from ad revenue.
GG @wild jay, you just advanced to level 4!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
nooo
$work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
$bal
$bal
$dep all
Deposited
11 to your bank!
$withdraw 10
Withdrew
10 from your bank!
$bj a;;
Invalid <bet> argument given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
$bj all
Result: Loss
-10

Value: Soft 17

Value: 21
$work
You work as the president and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 45 minutes.
$work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
50
$bal
$bj all
Result: Bust
-58

Value: 22

Value: 3
$work
You work as a zoologist and earn
50
$bal
$roulette 50 12-24
Invalid <space> argument given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
$roulette 50 13-24
You have placed a bet of
50 on 13-24.
$roulette 50 black
You have placed a bet of
50 on black.
The ball landed on: black 8!
Winners:
@naive crystal won
100
$roulette 50 13-24
You have placed a bet of
50 on 13-24.
$roulette 50 red
You have placed a bet of
50 on red.
The ball landed on: black 22!
Winners:
@naive crystal won
150
$work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
50.
$work
You cannot work for 3 hours and 7 minutes.
$work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
50 off your new game.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
50
$remind 21h BUFF collect
I will remind you in 21 hours
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
50
$bj all
Result: Win
50

Value: 20

Value: 18
$bj all
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 22

Value: 10
$work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
50 for helping them out.
$collect
You can next collect income <t:1746466996:R>.
$work
You bought and sold items and profited
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
50 for watching.
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
$remind 21h BUFF collect
I will remind you in 21 hours
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
50
$remind 4h w
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You got out of bed. Have
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 22

Value: 10
$bj all
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 17

Value: 17
$bj 50
Result: Win
50

Value: 20

Value: 18
$deposit all
Deposited
200 to your bank!
$work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
50 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
$remind 4
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
remind-me <duration> [channel] <reminder> [--everyone] [--repeat x]
$remind 4h w
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
50 off your new game.
$work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
50!
$work
You work as a comedian and earn
50
$work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
50
$bal
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 24

Value: 10
$bj 50
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
$bj 50
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 20

Value: 22
$bj 50
Result: Win
50

Value: 20

Value: 17
$bj 50
You can play blackjack again in 4 minutes and 50 seconds.
$bj 50
You can play blackjack again in 16 seconds.
$bj 50
Result: Win
50

Value: 19

Value: 18
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 25

Value: 10
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 23

Value: 5
$bj 50
Result: Dealer bust
50

Value: 17

Value: 22
$bj 50
You can play blackjack again in 4 minutes and 51 seconds.
$help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
$work
You work all day at the factory
50
$work
You work as a janitor and earn
50
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
50
$remind 4h BUFF work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You clean off the tables and get paid
50
$work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
50
$dep app
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
$dep all
Deposited
67 to your bank!
$bal
$bal
$work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
50.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
50 for your struggles.
$bal
$roulette 100 black
You have placed a bet of
100 on black.
The ball landed on: ** 0**!
No Winners :(
$work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
50.
$work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
50.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h wor
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
50 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
$WORK
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
50
$bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
Result: Loss
-25

Value: Soft 12

Value: 17
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 18

Value: 21
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 19

Value: 25
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: 21

Value: 17
$bj 25
You can play blackjack again in 4 minutes and 45 seconds.
$work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
50
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: Soft 18

Value: 17
$help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
$bank
This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.
$economy-stats
1,037,779
7,638,824
8,676,603
$bj 25
Result: Win
37

Value: Blackjack

Value: 19
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 15

Value: 17
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 16

Value: 20
$bj 25
You can play blackjack again in 4 minutes and 50 seconds.
$work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
50 for your services.
$work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
50 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
$work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
50! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
50
$work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
50 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
$bal
$bj all
Result: Bust
-99

Value: 25

Value: 8
$work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
50.
$reminder 4h work
$bal
$bj all
You must choose at least 10 for your bet.
$bal
$dep all
Deposited
9 to your bank!
$work
You work as a professional worker and earn
50.
$work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You cannot work for 2 hours and 44 minutes.
$work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 1 second.
$work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
50
$work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
50.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
50
$work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
50!
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You do some work around the house for
50
$withdraw
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
withdraw <amount or all>
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You got featured and won
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
50 for streaming it online.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You milk a cow for
50
$work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
50 out of pity.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
50
$work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
50. Good job.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You dig around in your yard and gain
50
$work
You walk dogs for
50.
$work
You worked and gained
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
20,163
5,000
25,163
$work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
50.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
50
$work
You work as a streamer and gain
50 from donations
$work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
50
$work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
50.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
$work
You found
50 lying on the floor in General Chat!
$work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
50 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
50 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
$work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
50 I think...
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
50.
$work
You battled and gained
50.
$work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
50 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
$work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
50.
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
50.
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
50 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
$work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124038454673418> |
50 (cash)
$work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
50 for doing it
$bj all
Result: Loss
-50

Value: 16

Value: 20
$work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
50!
GG @fiery cradle, you just advanced to level 8!
$work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
50 strewn about between the seats!
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
50
$collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&501124126254170112> |
100 (cash)
$work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
50
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 16

Value: 18
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 17

Value: 25
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 16

Value: 20
$bj 25
Result: Win
25

Value: Soft 18

Value: 17
$bj 25
You can play blackjack again in 4 minutes and 51 seconds.
$work
You work as a pumpkin picker
50
$work
You work as a snake milker and earn
50
$work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 9 seconds.
$work
You work as a zoologist and earn
50
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 18

Value: 24
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 17

Value: 23
$bj 25
Result: Loss
-25

Value: 16

Value: 20
$bj 25
Result: Dealer bust
25

Value: 18

Value: 23
GG @dry magnet, you just advanced to level 1!
$bj 25
You can play blackjack again in 4 minutes and 48 seconds.
$deposit all
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
$deposit all
Deposited
100 to your bank!
$bal
$play
$work
You work as a professional worker and earn
50.
$work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
50
$work
You work as a professional worker and earn
50.
$work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
50 because we pity you.
$work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
50!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
50 for your vivid imagination.
$work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
50 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
$deposit all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$bj
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
blackjack <bet>
$bj 50
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
0 in cash.
$withdraw all
Withdrew
75 from your bank!
$bj 75
Result: Loss
-75

Value: 18

Value: 19
$work
You work as a head receiver and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
50
$bj 50
Result: Bust
-50

Value: 25

Value: 10
$work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
50.
$work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
50 was earned.
$work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
50.
$work
You work as a beefeater and earn
50
$remind 4h work
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
50
$work
You clean off the counters and get paid
50
$work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$remind 4h wopork
I will remind you in 4 hours
$work
You work at a lamp store and earn
50
$dep all
Deposited
50 to your bank!
$work