➤┃idv-strategy

[raven ermine]

should i js quit prospectors

WHY WOULD I PLAY A RESCUER

i mean i have batter as my third

[little quiver]

Wait I’m so blind.

[obtuse galleon]

[obtuse galleon]

perhaps

[little quiver]

I read Pros as rescuer bro.

[raven ermine]

PROSPECTOR IS SUCH A LONGER WORD THO..

[obtuse galleon]

i mean you dont have to

just play more

youll get better

[raven ermine]

i mean i told myself that

but i can only win my seer matches

literally was at like 246th seer and now im 30th

but prospector IS NOT MY THING

[obtuse galleon]

well you should find out why your winning the seer matches but always losing the prosp matches

review ur games

[lone magnet]

Pros is pretty hard

[little quiver]

I have been writing for 8-10hrs everyday for the past 4 days.

Words are a social construct.

[raven ermine]

okay yeah understandable

[little quiver]

💔

[lone magnet]

Seer is easy if u have ur teammate calling owl out

[raven ermine]

THEY DONT BRO

I GOTTA ASSUME

[lone magnet]

It's why seer in solo queue sucks

[raven ermine]

n my intuition is usually right so

[raven ermine]

i only solo queue..

[lone magnet]

There are some cases where it's kinda obvious

Like goatman

Or bq

[raven ermine]

yeahhh

[lone magnet]

U typically can just spectate right when they use ability

[raven ermine]

yeahh

i usually give it 10-15 seconds after first hit

if they get hit before that they don deserve my owl

[obtuse galleon]

valid

[little quiver]

Okay I’ll be fr both Seer and Pros kinda suck in solo. Seer is my most played and Pros is like my 5th so that’s like 4.5k games combined. 😭

[raven ermine]

DAMN

[lone magnet]

They don't have elbow pads

So their bad

[raven ermine]

😭😭😭

okay naib

[little quiver]

Solo is like play rescuer and if you don’t want to play a rescuer then you’ll just have to play your chara with tide.

Like my tide Composer. 😩

[obtuse galleon]

i just play decoder and kite and win

[raven ermine]

HELPP

[obtuse galleon]

[lone magnet]

Whenever I play mech i don't get chased

And then my random dies to wu chang

[raven ermine]

honestly best tide non-rescuer characters imo gotta be acro and cheer

[lone magnet]

So i gave up on mech cause mech is cursed

For me

[lone magnet]

Not acto

Acro

[raven ermine]

i hate wu chang with a passion in rank

[lone magnet]

Aeroplanist is better

Novelist

[raven ermine]

ive only had one match with an aero and they did so bad

[lone magnet]

Novelist really strong tide

[little quiver]

I had a Naiad chase me as Mech, got blink predicted, and swam to the Forward instead. It’s so cooked.

[lapis tree]

why

[obtuse galleon]

patient with tide pretty good too

[raven ermine]

check my image before that msg

[lone magnet]

If I had the amount of nickels

I downed patient

In 30 seconds

With tide

[obtuse galleon]

ok well depends on map

lol

[lone magnet]

Id have too many nickels.

[lapis tree]

I think its fine I think you just gotta practice more with him in normal match

[obtuse galleon]

[lapis tree]

for me I do fine with him

[lone magnet]

Okay so moonlit

[lapis tree]

actually he was my highest wr character

[obtuse galleon]

true

[raven ermine]

damnnn

[obtuse galleon]

oh escapologuist with tide too

[lapis tree]

but I have been using cowboy was more to try getting S rank with him

[lone magnet]

I hate escape but I don't think he has much carry potential

[raven ermine]

ima get s badge thief fr

[lapis tree]

but I dont think im getting lucky with that im like 2000 points away from S rank with cowboy sadly

[obtuse galleon]

yea

good at rescuing tho

[lapis tree]

I can get A rank with him

[lone magnet]

Idk to me rescuing doesn't really carry games

[little quiver]

Rescuer/support for solo is good for pts.

[lapis tree]

do your points stay btw?

[lone magnet]

I never once thought

Oh this rescue

Made me loose

[obtuse galleon]

resets each season

[lapis tree]

thats weird

idk how I have 2500 prospector points

[lone magnet]

At worst rescue can turn a loss into a draw

[lapis tree]

I played him like 3 times this eason

season

maybe thats just showing last season

[obtuse galleon]

im just saying hes a good charactyer with tide that not a normal rescuer character

[lapis tree]

I ben running everything on tide I need to stop tho

[little quiver]

Most of the time it is that way, but I get draws on 20s downs which is not what I can do if I was kiter/decoder.

Good enough for solo.

[lone magnet]

I'm greedy so I go wins

Just play foward archer

Not enchantress cause we love hunter mains

[lapis tree]

how is merc as solo

[raven ermine]

NO

[lone magnet]

I'm not tryna get 3 stacked

5 times in a row

In a 13 min cueist game

[raven ermine]

LMAOAOAOA

[lone magnet]

[raven ermine]

ooo ench should be my next main

[obtuse galleon]

yes

ench so fun to play

[lone magnet]

She's not fun to play against.

[obtuse galleon]

good thing i dont play hunter anymore

[raven ermine]

id be maining seer, mech, ench, prosp, priestess and doctor

[lone magnet]

I swear people be downplaying archer and enchantress saying it's a 1 second or 2 second stun

Then u see it in game

[little quiver]

Also my friend told me that good rescues don’t carry the game, so my response was that bad ones certainly throw them. 😩

[raven ermine]

ignore the facti play many bannable characters

[obtuse galleon]

koko the goat

[raven ermine]

HELP

[lone magnet]

I swear when I get Koko I win but then we lose to scranow somehow

By like sheer plot armour

[obtuse galleon]

[lone magnet]

This guy can get 3 ciphered

[raven ermine]

does anyone know what the next esscenses are

[lone magnet]

And somehow just ts

On rescue

Like actual plot armour

[obtuse galleon]

painter

and idk what the last one is

[lone magnet]

Painter peddler

I forgot 3rd

[obtuse galleon]

oh

ew

[lone magnet]

I know painter is S tier

[raven ermine]

OOOO

[obtuse galleon]

do we know what the 3rd essence is

[raven ermine]

I JS KNOW MY FRIEND IS GONNA BE SO HAPPPY TO SEE THAT

[obtuse galleon]

s tier

[lone magnet]

Idk

[obtuse galleon]

give it to ench

make her playrate go up

[raven ermine]

we should get seer fr cz last s teir esscense was like years ago

[obtuse galleon]

true

[raven ermine]

MAN SHE GOT SO MANY SKINS RECENTLY

THE PINK ROSE ONE

THE NYMPH ONE

[obtuse galleon]

lol

[raven ermine]

THE UPCOMIN ESPORTS ONE

[obtuse galleon]

ohhh right

im gonna buy that skin

[raven ermine]

THE 4 ESSCENSE SKINS

THE 2 SPYGLASS SKINS

[little quiver]

My favorite story is telling people that we won this match.

[raven ermine]

THE SHOP SKIN

[raven ermine]

😭

[obtuse galleon]

spicy goated

normally

[lone magnet]

Stop

[obtuse galleon]

[little quiver]

No this was ages ago.

[lone magnet]

Demi god i will find you.

Were close

[obtuse galleon]

uh oh

[lone magnet]

No more ench

[obtuse galleon]

when i see u im playing ench

[lone magnet]

Bro listen

Imagine getting

[little quiver]

She got TS within 5s of the match, but we still won cause the BW didn’t think I would rescue that.

[lone magnet]

3 stacked

[little quiver]

😭 😭

[lone magnet]

5 TIMES

IN ONE GAME

[obtuse galleon]

💩

[little quiver]

?

15 stacks.

[lone magnet]

Doc enchantress

Cueist mid game

[little quiver]

That’s older than half the playerbase.

[lone magnet]

4 man

They greeded

And I managed to clutch draw

Cause they 3 ciphered

On China town

It was prob my most stressful game

Ever

I would of 4ked if it wasn't for the ench too

[little quiver]

Is this the evolution of Doc Novel.

[obtuse galleon]

why i quit hunting

[lone magnet]

So many times I downed the dead on chair doctor with cue ball

And I didn't even have time

To wait for it

Causr they double rush cipher

[little quiver]

I think Doc is hella annoying so everyone needs a pocket pick to torture her specifically.

[lone magnet]

Hatch

Imagine playing

Cueist into

Doc cheer enchantress matador

I couldn't burn items...

[little quiver]

I literally play Photo shut up and die.

[lone magnet]

They kept touching me with stuns and heals.

[little quiver]

🫳 🌽

[lone magnet]

I'm gonna throw rocks at u

[obtuse galleon]

💀

[obtuse galleon]

photo mains deserve to die

[lone magnet]

Lowkey I swear i actually have ptsd of enchantress despite never seeing her

[little quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/fools-gold-norton-norton-campbell-idv-identity-v-gif-3134865023866287811

[lone magnet]

The past 2 days

[obtuse galleon]

id just ban ench at that point

[frank crane]

ok so here's the gag id do the exact same thing

[lone magnet]

The issue is

I get foward and matador spammed so much

That despite ench being bettee

Foward and matador are tech better band

If i don't ban them I get both

[obtuse galleon]

[lone magnet]

I'm waiting for the day I get more bans.

[little quiver]

Would you have the audacity to complain about your team afterwards too.

[frank crane]

i dont have memorizrd kiting routes i just think "i gotta get to that area somehow" and start throwing every pallet down and running

[lone magnet]

Then she will stay in ban jail

[little quiver]

Play Wu.

[frank crane]

do you have screenshots

nah

😭

[little quiver]

Somehow he always wins.

[bright stream]

Same

[lone magnet]

I swear people respect his tp way too hard

Whenever I watch

[little quiver]

There are plenty of times survs will play so terribly and then turn around to bash their teammates for no reason.

[covert lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-10955612

[little quiver]

Genuinely sad.

[lone magnet]

Guys I have a problem

I have to wake up at 6 am

[frank crane]

should i start doing that

[lone magnet]

But I literally am not sleepy at all

How do i sleep

[bright stream]

Yes

[little quiver]

You can only be bad or toxic not both golden rule.

[lone magnet]

Oh I got this one toxic streamer

And I was being toxic in pre match

[little quiver]

Do my essay.

[lone magnet]

And they were talking abt me for 45 mind

[frank crane]

well dang it so i should be pro and toxic

[lone magnet]

Mins

All that over like

13 words.

[frank crane]

i cant be toxic im too trash at the game

[obtuse galleon]

name drop

[lone magnet]

Plaguerat

[obtuse galleon]

ok i have no idea who that is lol

[lone magnet]

Okay so imagine

[frank crane]

ive played w plaguerat like 3 times bro spams yoyo

[lone magnet]

Amethyist

[little quiver]

Someone dropped like an entire dissertation in lobby about me after they walked out of gate last game and failed rescue (tie to a loss).

[lone magnet]

Except not as weird

But WAY

More toxic

And that's them

[obtuse galleon]

is plaguerat his in game name

i wanna see his profile

[lone magnet]

Drplaguerat

[little quiver]

And my friend was the hunter and saw it.

[obtuse galleon]

kk

[frank crane]

i have nothing kind to say to those people unfortunately they would be hearing from me

[lone magnet]

Search them up on tt

Drplageurat toxic

[frank crane]

it's DoctorPlagueRat

[lone magnet]

And u will find gold.

[obtuse galleon]

bro they have an 18 wr

[lone magnet]

CHECK OUT THE TT

[little quiver]

Wait that guy is on Twitter.

[obtuse galleon]

ok..

[lone magnet]

search up

[frank crane]

theyre horrible they play professor and blame their teammates

[lone magnet]

Doctorplaguerat toxic

And u will literally see the most funny stuff

[covert lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-cat-infiuenzas-iongtermed-reaction-gif-26839874

[lone magnet]

They were calling a prospector a hacker

Cause he sped up

Cause of his passive

[frank crane]

so to be better at kiting do i just start 1v1ning people

[lone magnet]

Not a good method

[frank crane]

dang it

[little quiver]

I’m reminded of the time HawkGirl tried to flame me and not only did the hunter tell them to square up, the rest of my team did too.

[lone magnet]

1v1d are too unrealistic

[covert lichen]

@bright stream guess who grinded 30 pulls in 3 days on genshin..

https://tenor.com/view/anothersdays-gif-8682649277694789514

[frank crane]

not that legend

[little quiver]

She’s simply on another level.

[lone magnet]

I pray for ur sanity

[frank crane]

hawkgirl and dc vera were the worst

[covert lichen]

i have welkin for 83 days so its ok.. columbina funds when

[bright stream]

are you okay..

[obtuse galleon]

i didnt know this dude was so popular

[covert lichen]

i need columbina

[little quiver]

HawkGirl crawling away from my 80% football stun and trying to blame me.

💔

[bright stream]

Goodluck Mas!

[little quiver]

Girl crawled out of the pallet into open air.

[covert lichen]

ok bye guys im going back to my hiatus for the next week or two

🥀

[frank crane]

these elks are cooking me

im tired of hunter on idv grt me back on dbd

im gonna delete seer from this game

[little quiver]

LMAO

[lone magnet]

Okay so

Innever heard

Od tjem

[frank crane]

generate me a hunter barely anyone plays and is hard to master but will 4k a team easily hunter generated your hunter is burke

[little quiver]

It’s sad because all of the memorable bad randoms from years ago have been replaced by your daily AI generated rank randoms, who are just as bad, but nowhere as funny.

Truly a loss for the IDV community.

Anyways I heard KingBotXD is back.

[frank crane]

he's been around

dc vera is also around

i thibk

[bright stream]

To rank or not to rank

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[left cloud]

my hunter sessions:

[bright marten]

lol

Why is that

[hazy owl]

Bro my bot won't save me after kite for 3 ciphers with items still intact, yet they'll triple rescue another bot at basement even when they die at 5 ciphers

Why bot nowadays kinda off

The worst thing is while I am still on the chair, nobody is decoding. They are just going back and forth to my chair. So it won't be a win nor a tie game.

[left cloud]

cuz i suck

[hazy owl]

Now I understand why people hate having bot match

[hazy owl]

I know that you're suck, it's okay candye

[left cloud]

genuinely some of yall have not seen how horrendous my hunter game sense is 😭

[hazy owl]

Having faith as tidecoder clouding your game sense

Go repent

[bright marten]

ah now im the same

3 streak lost

[grim arch]

[native kelp]

to rank

[bright stream]

I ranked

It went well

https://tenor.com/view/catto-gif-17643687004817745866

[native kelp]

i ranked too

it went alr

so who hitting 5 am rank

[onyx fractal]

Damn

I wish mine went well

I got kited by prisoner because I had 50ms and hulla uh, lucky guy and coord got the best out of me…

[native kelp]

unfortunate

[rancid matrix]

Is 50ms a bad thing?

[vernal vale]

Dentist sucks cus I don't know how to use him

[frank wind]

Hello guys, does anyone here doctor main on high tier rank? Can i have some tips when kiting as doctor? When I'm seeing others playing as doc they're kite very good meanwhile im still got knocked fastly and got panicked so i dropped the pallet too fast when hunter near me (and always failed to pallet hunter) 😭

It always amazes me to see random doc successfully heal into full health when being targeted by hunter

[lucid sequoia]

Cant give you specific doc advice but i think you may need to improve your raw kite if that's the case bc she's very raw kite dependent. And also get good at mindgaming pallets if you camp them. She's one of those characters who benefits a lot from assisting too so if u know ur teammates and can communicate then they may be able to assist your kite with good support characters

[frank crane]

i think id rather go on 100 losing streak in rank than play copycat again this gamrmodr id ragebaiting me so bad

[frank crane]

go sleep primo

[echo sage]

[onyx fractal]

When you’re always up against 10ms people

50ms is really bad

[echo sage]

How is that possible

😭

[willow wren]

Its not horrendous, I saw you playing, stop hating on urself 🥀

[echo sage]

10 ms bro what are they playing on? NASA wifi?

[onyx fractal]

JP

[rancid matrix]

You sleep. It's almost 5am for you 🥹

[onyx fractal]

HKMT

[junior mason]

man, screw giant claw

[rancid matrix]

Oh I see

[echo sage]

I’m always getting 32-50 ms

[onyx fractal]

You miss 0.5 sec out of cueball hit and they flywheel away

[frank crane]

i got carried away by these copycat matches oh my god im a chud

[rancid matrix]

My ping lately

[echo sage]

Oh hell no

[rancid matrix]

Can't even read it gn

[frank crane]

wait rank is in 1h oh hell no im out

[rancid matrix]

It's okay it's the weekend anyway

[willow wren]

Lol
What hapoened

[echo sage]

202 ms I’d just not play ranked

[rancid matrix]

Ping been going to yellow a lot despite having good wifi

[echo sage]

Play ranked or I’m forcing you to eat Arby’s

[frank crane]

omg wait it's saturday

[rancid matrix]

Servers have been awful for me lately but still making it work

[frank crane]

ok listen i lowkey wabt to try arby's i cant lie

[junior mason]

got dragged to basement from across the map obviously

this is qm dawg why are we doing this 🦐

[echo sage]

Why would you want to torture yourself like that???

😭

[willow wren]

HELP

[rancid matrix]

DC don't feed her that

She's not American she won't survive

[echo sage]

💀

[rancid matrix]

Stry stay away from Arby's

[echo sage]

Please

It’s for the best

[frank crane]

BUT.....

[echo sage]

Arby’s will mess up your stomach permanently

THERE IS NO BUTS

[rancid matrix]

I've never had it but the food looks so gross

[echo sage]

NO

[rancid matrix]

Ew

[frank crane]

what even is that

ham?

😭😭😭😭😭

[rancid matrix]

Well

It's everything

[bright stream]

I think you should've ended up playing dbd instead

[rancid matrix]

Stay safe prima

[echo sage]

Bro trust me don’t ever go there man. I had it a few times and was stuck in constant pain inside the bathroom for minutes that felt like hours.

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-monster-vs-alien-slime-gif-8413665810332207511

[frank crane]

im feeding you this

[rancid matrix]

I will learn from your experiences brother

[rancid matrix]

No!

[frank crane]

WHY DID YOU GO THERE A FEW TIMES??

😭😭😭😭

[echo sage]

LISTEN

[rancid matrix]

Mans gotta eat

[frank crane]

JUST EAT A BURGER

[rancid matrix]

We listen and we don't judge

[echo sage]

All the other fast food joints were closed I had no choice

[frank crane]

a person who eats that is a threat to humanity

[echo sage]

I felt like I was subjugating myself to torture

[frank crane]

JUST GO THROUGH UBER EATS OR IFOOD

let me check their menu

maybe they hvae something tasty

[rancid matrix]

No

[frank crane]

tbh it doesnt look as bad as cuzcuz paulista

[rancid matrix]

Don't even drink their water

Stay away

[echo sage]

Don’t drink the water neither it’s contaminated

These fast food joints be getting away with too much in this country

😔

[rancid matrix]

Fr

[frank crane]

when i go to america and visit you and bear i'll force y'all to take me to arby's

we're ALL eating arby's

[echo sage]

You’ll never find me to commit such an ATROCITY

[rancid matrix]

See you're not allowed anywhere near an Arby's

[bright stream]

This looks so scary

[echo sage]

PUT THAT THING AWAY

😭

[rancid matrix]

Idk if Bear will take you

[frank crane]

jalapeño roast

[echo sage]

I’m traumatized

[rancid matrix]

I definitely won't take you

[bright stream]

How do you guys eat that 😭

[frank crane]

but primo. you only live una vez

[frank crane]

it's the america way of life

[echo sage]

I couldn’t even eat half the sandwich and my stomach was twisting and turning like a roller coaster, while I was sitting on the toilet praying.

[rancid matrix]

Yeah and that sandwich will be the reason you only live once

[echo sage]

😔

[rancid matrix]

49g of protein in one burger

Tf is in it

[frank crane]

alrihht im taking dc and bear with me instead

dc is pro at arby's

[echo sage]

NO

please

[rancid matrix]

LMAO

[frank crane]

yes

[bright stream]

You mean the toilet

😭

[rancid matrix]

Nah homie has trauma

He's not going back

[frank crane]

literally what am i looking at

[rancid matrix]

Ew

[bright stream]

It looks sad

[frank crane]

somebody's deceased grandma's skin

[echo sage]

wtf is that?? Stop making me relive my trauma I’ve had enough 😭

[rancid matrix]

It looks they boiled a trash bag and put it in a sandwich

[frank crane]

YOU chose to HAVE that in the first place

😭😭😭😭😭

[echo sage]

NO I DID NOT

[frank crane]

🔥🥶🥶🥶

[echo sage]

IT LOOKED A LITTLE MORE APPETIZING THAN RHAT

[frank crane]

there is no excuse

[rancid matrix]

I smell cap

[echo sage]

I regret my decisions heavily though

[vernal vale]

Feel like a chud how is dentist so good with everyone else except me

[rancid matrix]

Actually I don't want to smell Arby's

Begone with you

[frank crane]

it's probably still sitting in his stomach somewhere like a parasite

[echo sage]

Damn right it is

[frank crane]

?

[bright stream]

What if it's just a feeling but you're just good with dentist and everyone else isn't

[frank crane]

⁉️

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[vernal vale]

"we're going to arbys"

[echo sage]

I’m just saying that’s how it felt trying to eat Arby’s 😭

[frank crane]

go to arby's or play rank at 6 am

[frank crane]

ok genuinely what does it taste like

[echo sage]

Rather play with trash randoms for the rest of eternity

[rancid matrix]

Trash randoms 🤔

[frank crane]

if you went there more than once than it has to have something

[rancid matrix]

Napkins

[frank crane]

hey that's me beware dc

[rancid matrix]

Me me me

[frank crane]

no bcs id rather eat the napkins than that

[rancid matrix]

Same

[echo sage]

Unseasoned meat that taste like wet school paper towels in the bathroom that’s been sitting on the sink countertop for 30 minutes. With a sprinkle of salt

[frank crane]

sounds about right

those paper towels boys would throw at the ceiling

[rancid matrix]

No comment

[frank crane]

ok i need to try that

[rancid matrix]

In my defense it was elementary school

[frank crane]

😭

[echo sage]

😔

[frank crane]

would you guys choose the red button or the blue button

[echo sage]

Blue button

[frank crane]

arby's version

[echo sage]

Hell no

Neither

[rancid matrix]

Nothing happens if you just never press a button

[karmic flicker]

It's kinda obvious

[frank crane]

so like if at least 51% press blue no one has to forcefully eat arby's to live, if less than 50% press blue only the people who pressed the red button don't have to eat arby's in order to stay alive

[rancid matrix]

Squid games scenario

[echo sage]

Bro Haze did you see the Instagram video of a man force feeding his baby Arby’s because he couldn’t get to 100k followers? 😭

[frank crane]

what the hell

[rancid matrix]

Yeah the baby was crying

[frank crane]

yo theres this woman on ttk who eats tons of butter

raw butter

[rancid matrix]

He looked at the food and started screaming LMAO

[bright stream]

Sometimes I'm grateful to not have instagram what is everyone watching 😭

[frank crane]

it's actuslly so disgusting

[rancid matrix]

I think Bear sent me that post

[echo sage]

That mess was hilarious 😭

[frank crane]

it's like a mountain of butter

[rancid matrix]

🤝

[bright stream]

Isn't that some content a certain demographic is into or something

I can't say the word

[frank crane]

i cant believe it's f content

[bright stream]

But I have tiktok

[frank crane]

who in the world

[rancid matrix]

Why do you know this

It's okay Goethe

[echo sage]

You should be extremely thankful to not have insta, lots of messed up stuff happens on that app 💀

[bright stream]

It balances out I think...

[frank crane]

because she showed up on my fyp and today you were talking about butter and it reminded me of that woman

let me get the video

[rancid matrix]

I'm concerned

[bright stream]

Instagram listens to ur phone

The next scroll will be the butter lady

[rancid matrix]

Checks out

[echo sage]

STOP

[frank crane]

it cannot be that good

[echo sage]

She eating that mess like it’s ice cream

[frank crane]

shes so happy to look a mess

[echo sage]

Bro what be going on with people at this point

[bright stream]

The pay is probably

[echo sage]

😭

[frank crane]

😭

[bright stream]

😭

[frank crane]

there's another person who like

eats

oul

oil

like

its water

[bright stream]

wth

[rancid matrix]

The things people do for some views and likes

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-skeleton-eyes-scared-halloween-gif-10131166488896845092

[echo sage]

People just destroying their health for the sake of media

😔

[rancid matrix]

What a time to be alive

[frank crane]

and somehow it works

they're getting money

should i just start eating arby's meat and streaming it on ttk

[rancid matrix]

The tradeoff is shaving years off your life

[frank crane]

sounds about right

[rancid matrix]

No amount of money can replace the time you lose

[frank crane]

wow primo.

wise words

[echo sage]

Very wise

[bright stream]

What is this 😭

[rancid matrix]

What the

[frank crane]

is this what yall eat over there

[echo sage]

Aight this is getting out of hand

[rancid matrix]

No

[echo sage]

WHO IS YALL???

[frank crane]

LMFAOOO

[echo sage]

😭

[frank crane]

YOU EAT ARBY'S

[rancid matrix]

Wait that reminds me of that old lady who was at a baseball game and ordered a hotdog and beer

[bright stream]

I just found out fafa is in the server

[echo sage]

I HAVEN’T BEEN THERE IN YEARS NOW STOP IT

[rancid matrix]

She stabbed a straw through the hotdog and used it as a straw for her beer

[frank crane]

goat

[echo sage]

😭

[bright stream]

reminds me of this

[frank crane]

you'll go again once i step foot in america and take you and bear with me

[rancid matrix]

I have no words

[frank crane]

we'll just kidnap haze

on the way

[rancid matrix]

???

[prisma tusk]

Haze morning drink

[rancid matrix]

NO LMAO

[frank crane]

hid fav matcha flavor

[prisma tusk]

Yes?

[prisma tusk]

Fr fr

[bright stream]

vegetarian

[echo sage]

I’m moving countries as soon as I feel your presence. Nothing is making me go back to Arby’s after the hellish experience I’ve had with it.

[frank crane]

i prefer the way the british write the word flavour

flavour

[rancid matrix]

Baked beans is NOT a matcha flavor

[frank crane]

a lot better

[prisma tusk]

Anything can be matcha flavor

[frank crane]

i'll make sure we have as many toilets as needed

[rancid matrix]

Absolutely not

[prisma tusk]

Yes

[frank crane]

haze are you awake for rank

[rancid matrix]

When I see you I'll get you chicken nugget flavored matcha then Marsh

[rancid matrix]

No I just couldn't sleep

[prisma tusk]

Do it please
Don’t forget the bbq sauce

[prisma tusk]

sureeeee

[frank crane]

this brother sacrificing his sleep for identity v sounds about right

[rancid matrix]

My mind has been active at this hour lately and now I'm just like

[frank crane]

i was just playing copycat for an hour

[rancid matrix]

Leave me be prima it's not what it looks like

[prisma tusk]

I keep thanking “who tf it Raze then remember it just haze”

[prisma tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[frank crane]

primo we're throwing you into the incinerator there is no salvation

[rancid matrix]

Time is running out

[bright stream]

What is sleep

[prisma tusk]

It’s a mth

[echo sage]

You’re not catching me

[rancid matrix]

What you'll be doing in like 7 hours

[prisma tusk]

Mith

[bright stream]

How do you know that...

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-side-eye-bombastic-bombastic-side-eye-gif-2838294034054004015

[rancid matrix]

You can run but your stomach will be running faster than you after the Arby's she feeds you

[rancid matrix]

11 is a reasonable time to sleep

[prisma tusk]

Ban Raze

[bright stream]

Sounds like DC's sleep paralysis demon

[rancid matrix]

We will not ban Raze

[misty root]

and your intestines will tangle onto itself in panic

[bright stream]

True..

[prisma tusk]

Yes

[rancid matrix]

One day I'll meet my sleep paralysis demons

They'll threaten me with Arby's too

[rancid matrix]

No

[prisma tusk]

Fine

[rancid matrix]

This is enough battery for rank right

[bright stream]

Too much

[frank crane]

exacto marsh

[bright stream]

need 67

[prisma tusk]

Yes when i hide sleeping pills in ur drink

[rancid matrix]

Okay I wait

[frank crane]

i havent met mine in a while

now that u said it

[rancid matrix]

🫩

[bright stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1492988735195971686/1496550672198537357/IMG_4259.gif

[rancid matrix]

What is yours?

[misty root]

bnuuy

[bright stream]

bnnuy

[frank crane]

fresno

[prisma tusk]

What kind is that phone?
Ultra 24 or

[prisma tusk]

Ohh

[rancid matrix]

Thank you for letting me know

[frank crane]

now my subconscious is aware i'll probably have sleep paralysis tonight goddamn it

[rancid matrix]

The one I'm on rn is my 24+

My work phone is on charge

[prisma tusk]

Ohhhh

[frank crane]

bro has two phones

[echo sage]

???

😭

[prisma tusk]

Cuz i was thinking of getting it

But

[echo sage]

What kind of heinous crimes

[prisma tusk]

listen i didnt Update my phone in years

[bright stream]

What do you do with two phones

[rancid matrix]

I might upgrade

[frank crane]

like eating arby's

[misty root]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-terrifying-horror-bunny-roomba-gif-3761752394286498185

[rancid matrix]

See if the 27 is good Marsh

[echo sage]

STOP IT

[bright stream]

BUNNY NO

[prisma tusk]

Im still at ios 16

[rancid matrix]

oh right an iPhone

[lapis tree]

anyone trying to show me some godseeker kite routes?

[rancid matrix]

I'm still using my iPhone 14

I'll upgrade this year too

[frank crane]

im new

[prisma tusk]

Idk i dont wanna spend too much but like my problem with it that it’s so big

[lapis tree]

your new and your a champ...

[misty root]

bunny yes

[bright stream]

Losing you to the glass icons 😔

[frank crane]

im spiritually a worker bee

[prisma tusk]

My mom have 24s and it’s so big whenever i hold it

[rancid matrix]

Valid I get you

[frank crane]

mine is 14 and it will stay this way

[prisma tusk]

My phone is the 12
I think

[rancid matrix]

My iPhone needs a glow up 😔

[lapis tree]

sorry

[frank crane]

17 is a scam look at that price

[bright stream]

I had an x plus or something and it was bigger than my face

[rancid matrix]

Nah 17 is garbage I'm not getting that

[prisma tusk]

All phone are scams

[rancid matrix]

Waiting for 18 to drop to see if it's any good

[frank crane]

wise words marsh

[bright stream]

😔 you mean a replacement

[prisma tusk]

Yk how many time i was thanking of just switching to a flip phone

[bright stream]

but it's purple

[rancid matrix]

😔

[lapis tree]

tbh I dont get why people buy the new phone every year for a little difference like its little a little better graphics, they do the same dumb thing for certain games like 2k games

[bright stream]

Till they start showing lines 💔

[frank crane]

tbh theyre all the same thing

[rancid matrix]

Purple is nice but not a color I get on my phone

[echo sage]

…I was gonna buy it

HEAR ME OUT

please

[rancid matrix]

Oh

[bright stream]

What was that

[rancid matrix]

T r a d e

[prisma tusk]

Like i just wanna get one of those

[frank crane]

1 phone every year is a waste of money but to each their own

[rancid matrix]

I t r a d e my phone in every 4 years or so

[prisma tusk]

Not that kind

[prisma tusk]

This one

[bright stream]

I think the worst part in having these are the sim compatibility

[echo sage]

I have the iPhone 13 and it’s been about 4 years. I need an upgrade

[frank crane]

of course you'd buy it you arby's eater

[frank crane]

ok valid

[echo sage]

STOP SHAMING ME

[bright stream]

13 is good tho

[echo sage]

😭

[frank crane]

whats that little snake in ur pfp

[prisma tusk]

I mean do i care?
Not really
I just wanted a Phone to run calls but i got scolded harshly for that thought

[frank crane]

is that your snake

it has a tiny hat

[bright stream]

Sorry Marsh 😔

[rancid matrix]

omg

[frank crane]

bro didnt even say anything

[echo sage]

No it’s not unfortunately. I’ve been having this pfp for 3 years now

[frank crane]

😭😭😭😭

[rancid matrix]

I keep forgetting I can't say t r ade

[prisma tusk]

It’s okay 😔😔

[rancid matrix]

Stupid censor

[frank crane]

when will you get a snake

[prisma tusk]

lol

[frank crane]

when will you wear wigs

[bright stream]

I do hope you find a decent one 🥺

[frank crane]

will you wear wigs

do you wear wigs

[echo sage]

😭

[bright stream]

I think asian brands have alot of those

[rancid matrix]

DC you have a wig?

[bright stream]

esp samsung

[echo sage]

Bro I read it in his goofy voice

[prisma tusk]

I mean i can just get any cuz i dont care but my bf told me to get a decent phone

[frank crane]

theyre not bald like you

[echo sage]

I shouldn’t have watched that video

[rancid matrix]

I have HAIR

[prisma tusk]

For me? Idc what i use

[frank crane]

-extensions

[echo sage]

Extensions is crazy work

[rancid matrix]

Pull up to Cali prima

[echo sage]

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-pato-cuticuti-lucas-cini-lobotomia-gif-3686397967126460950

[rancid matrix]

You will be the wig wearer

[prisma tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[frank crane]

im going to brasil kiss

are you asking a woman to fight you?

[bright stream]

They can't do anything once you get it though 😈

[rancid matrix]

Ready for rank now

[echo sage]

My iPhone 13 has a little charging problem now 😔

[frank crane]

primo primo primo be careful what you wish for

[misty root]

my phone is second hand cause I'm broke like a duck 🦆

[bright stream]

Damn we gotta go up 😔

[frank crane]

67...

[rancid matrix]

Nah I'll just give you a haircut at a coffee shop

[prisma tusk]

He can find my house
He knows where i live

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[frank crane]

what haircut

is this a threat

[bright stream]

Sometimes I forget he can see this too

[prisma tusk]

Go rank so i can watch u

[rancid matrix]

More like what hair after I'm done with the haircut

[prisma tusk]

😨😨😨
Who

[rancid matrix]

39m

[prisma tusk]

Bet

[bright stream]

the chat

[prisma tusk]

😨😨😨

[bright stream]

Have I. been mistaken the whole time

[frank crane]

HES BALD HES BALD AND HES BULLYING PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR

[rancid matrix]

@mint quest

[bright stream]

Is Haze really balled

[frank crane]

i quote this video every week

[bright stream]

BALD

[rancid matrix]

I am not

[frank crane]

he's already bald

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ducks-cat-eating-henti-gif-18274914646012961950

[frank crane]

shiny head

[echo sage]

Haze is not balding stop bullying him

[rancid matrix]

????

[frank crane]

you're like his lawyer

hearsay

[echo sage]

Patroller hates your guts

[bright stream]

You might ge muted

[misty root]

why is the duck shaking its head like that

[rancid matrix]

I am not bald

[bright stream]

Gotta ragebait cat

[misty root]

oohh

[frank crane]

tbh us latinos have a lot of hair on our heads so mi primito razé cannot be bald

[rancid matrix]

Marsh and Bear caught me in 4k when I accidentally self do/xxed with the wrong pfp on my main profile

[frank crane]

Ok.

you dxed your head?

[rancid matrix]

So no I'm not bald

[frank crane]

shame on you

but you can be

[misty root]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bald-my-eyes-gif-9010274755096376219

[rancid matrix]

If I see you in Fresno my idvo banner will be your forehead prima

[frank crane]

@echo sage would you please grab the scissors and the razor

[frank crane]

ok pull up primo

[misty root]

that's like idv character physique

[echo sage]

I refuse to be an accomplice of this crime

[frank crane]

he can wear wigs

[rancid matrix]

DC has my back

You cannot sway him

[frank crane]

im throwing arby's at you both

[bright stream]

I wonder what Haze would look like with long hair

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[rancid matrix]

Awful

[frank crane]

like a princesa

[bright stream]

Gorjus

[rancid matrix]

I don't want to be a princesa

[frank crane]

you will be a princesa

[rancid matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokeball-ash-gif-7958069121958418114

[bright stream]

i think haze wants to be reina

[prisma tusk]

no

[frank crane]

i think i actually need a haircut my hair is so long right now

[echo sage]

Please we can negotiate

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[rancid matrix]

I can help

[frank crane]

haircut ideas

[prisma tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[bright stream]

What haircut are you getting

[frank crane]

não .

[rancid matrix]

One sec

[bright stream]

Butterfly cut

[frank crane]

here he goes

[frank crane]

this is why i like you goethe

[bright stream]

I like you too

[frank crane]

you chose to walk down this path

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-cute-cat-cat-meme-smiling-gif-10086598795453609558

[frank crane]

mods

please

any mods online

my dignity

[prisma latch]

haze face reveal ❓

[frank crane]

that lowkey looks like explorer

[rancid matrix]

😨

[frank crane]

haze it's on sight primo

it's on sight

im going to cali

tomorrow

[bright stream]

It looks cute

[prisma tusk]

WTF

Someone please take this phone privileges

[frank crane]

IS IT BECAUSE IM A LATINA WOMAN

[rancid matrix]

No I just looked for random haircut online

[frank crane]

yk what id rock that

[prisma tusk]

Look at my cool matcha
Ignore the background i wanted to get a snacks while at it

[bright stream]

yumm

[bright stream]

MANGOES_!

[rancid matrix]

Okay no more

[bright stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ducks-cat-eating-henti-gif-18274914646012961950

[prisma tusk]

YES
But haze stole them

[rancid matrix]

It called to me

[bright stream]

But why

[frank crane]

this one for haze so he can look like a princesa

[bright stream]

😔

[rancid matrix]

Absolutely not

[prisma tusk]

Idk he’s craving mango

[frank crane]

the horribly cropped image kills me every time you're ridiculous

[rancid matrix]

Thank you so much

[frank crane]

i love magoes

[frank crane]

de nada primo

[prisma latch]

men should rock the long hair more

[prisma tusk]

I been enjoying making my own matcha home

[frank crane]

he wants to be bald

[prisma tusk]

Better then anything i buy outside

[frank crane]

wha can i do

[frank crane]

ive never had matcha and i actually dont even know ehat it is

[prisma latch]

buy a razor and shave his head

[prisma tusk]

Green tea

[prisma tusk]

Omw

[misty root]

why is it green is it evil

[frank crane]

what does it taste like

i dont like tea

[prisma tusk]

Yes it’s SO EVIL

[frank crane]

doesnt have taste

[misty root]

WAOW

[bright stream]

omg so cute

[bright stream]

Why is it a screensho

[rancid matrix]

To ragebait

[prisma tusk]

Well idk how to explain it

[rancid matrix]

Also it looks stupider

[frank crane]

sorry my grandpa joined the internet yesterday

[prisma tusk]

Just like ur eyebrows

[misty root]

I like black tea

[rancid matrix]

OUT

[frank crane]

get him marsh

[rancid matrix]

Mods my son is attacking me

[frank crane]

marsh can you make me some green tea

ship it to brazil

[prisma tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shake-bottle-gif-15521413325385262670

[prisma tusk]

Yesss

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[rancid matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-cat-cute-kawaii-gif-13326985

[frank crane]

this is why ure the 🐐

[prisma tusk]

im a tea fan
I like Drinking all kind of tea

[frank crane]

i dont like tea or coffee

[misty root]

[frank crane]

tea tastes like hot water and coffee is buns

[prisma tusk]

I HATE coffee but i like tea

[rancid matrix]

I like both

[frank crane]

😭

[bright stream]

Are you guys ranking

[rancid matrix]

Tea > coffee always though

[misty root]

you sound like your favorite drink is water

[frank crane]

mi primo is

[rancid matrix]

I'm considering surv

[frank crane]

orange juice

[rancid matrix]

Might play with my EU friends

[misty root]

I like sour cherry juice most

[frank crane]

after seeing your haircut ideas i hope you lose

[bright stream]

Goodluck guyss

[frank crane]

ooo that sounds nice

i like orange juice pineapple juice cashew juice and grape juice

[misty root]

play efron cause bald

[frank crane]

also mango juice

[bright stream]

I want juice 🤤

[rancid matrix]

I do sometimes

[misty root]

ooh

[frank crane]

do you think they sell juice in fresno

[bright stream]

yes

[frank crane]

this is why i love fresno

[misty root]

it issss

[rancid matrix]

89%

[frank crane]

goodnight to you all my beautiful people i will sleep. not so good night for the bald man over there who's trying to sabotage me

good luck in rank dont die

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gifkk-anime-kiss-gif-15452416972381341195

[bright stream]

Goodnight Stry!

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-nap-napping-sleep-gif-13067442231537108312

[rancid matrix]

Goodnighttt and sweet dreams

[prisma tusk]

Is it time to rank

[marsh cove]

Does anyone have a good persona web for composer?

please?

[hazy owl]

Bald is meta