treasure-scramble

[fair rapids]

He in the ward with Draken

[civic badger]

did u checkingame formations

[polar dune]

sorry i retire i dont know what you are refering to use RCL

[mossy bridge]

i only use naroko for like budget remjob at like 6 teams

[polar dune]

the Grezhul definitely not one shotting ABel with Winged

[civic badger]

why'd u retire supershy

[crude flax]

naroko has been in most CR rounds for me recently

[old fog]

ello

[molten galleon]

Rip smoll dragon

[candid jungle]

Definitely haven't tried that

[polar dune]

I sold my account , now I spend my time in cancun

[crude flax]

sold it to me

[sour jay]

who bought it?

[crude flax]

I am flavv now

[sour jay]

🧢

[polar dune]

Someone , he is hungry to perform

[fair rapids]

I'm still small wym

[candid jungle]

Did you build dimkids and alyca before selling

[molten galleon]

Matter of perspective

[fair rapids]

I think Lyca is Gona rule this TS.... So my olg is Fina be a trophy husband

[copper sphinx]

wait did flaw sell acc

[polar dune]

yeah i spend like $100 bewteen those 3

ALyca was pure TE , DImkids was just me donkey rolling like I do in TFT

[sour jay]

I bet it's Draken who bought it

[fair rapids]

I thought about it but also I don't have that much money and buying a account is boring asf

[civic badger]

@polar dune why'd u retire

[old fog]

why did you sell flaw? get burnt out?

[sour jay]

Smart people quit this game, might as well sell when you can. The rest of us idiots are stuck playing

[mossy bridge]

i bought the flaw account for 3 frog pictures, a button, and a piece of gum

[fair rapids]

What a deal

[candid jungle]

I think Will bought it

[fair rapids]

[sour jay]

Will he do well

[fair rapids]

Hard to do bad on that kind of account lol

[old fog]

congratulations

[polar dune]

I died the moment JJK 236 came out

iykyk

[sour jay]

Idk

[old fog]

idk either

[copper sphinx]

mate.......

I do and same tbh

[gilded salmon]

I die when I think about anime too

[sour jay]

That's manga

[gilded salmon]

same thing you know what I mean

[mossy bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-thats-slighty-over-half-private-over-half-madagascar-gif-25471644

[old fog]

jjk is jujutsu kaisen right

[copper sphinx]

Yea

[old fog]

so many braincells up here ong

[sour jay]

I like some anime, I don't know how to read so I can't read manga

[copper sphinx]

That shit BROKE me

[candid jungle]

weeb

[mossy bridge]

i have 25000+ chapters of manga read but dont tell anyone I'm embarassed about it

[edgy pumice]

@solid monolith ZAPPIDY ZAPPIDY ZAP ZP AZPA ZP AA

[polar dune]

Imagine being a weeb

[dawn tinsel]

Your secret is safe with the 100 strangers in this channel

[edgy pumice]

ZAPU ZAPU ZAPU ZAPU

[fair rapids]

Right imagine

[solid monolith]

what

[copper sphinx]

Couldn't be me

[old fog]

i’ve only watched like 3 animes and they’re the ultra basic bitch dubbed ones so anything i say is irrelevant

[sour jay]

regular TS chat, talking about anime while bok screams into whatever void he's trapped in

[spice finch]

who let bok escape the ward

[dawn tinsel]

[copper sphinx]

Seems normal to me

[old fog]

dragon ur a weeb too don’t lie

[sour jay]

exactly

[olive moat]

bok

[old fog]

bokk

[sour jay]

Bokkk

[spice finch]

bokky

[fringe light]

Bokkkk

[sour jay]

Celowz ruined it

Like he ruined my hopes in this game

[crude flax]

BAWK

[old fog]

smh my head clowns how could you

[crude flax]

lilith should release awakened Bok

[old fog]

keep him asleep pls

[fair rapids]

Won't let me send sticker so that one

[olive moat]

@edgy pumice ping

[sour jay]

I want bok in my tavern instead of dolly

[old fog]

thank you draken

[fair rapids]

Your welcome

[edgy pumice]

YES WHAT DO U WANT MY CHILD

[edgy pumice]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ZAPU ZAPU ZAPU ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP

[old fog]

mf is on 1% 7-11 charger ain’t fast enough

[edgy pumice]

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY THIS ROOM CANT HOLD ME

[fair rapids]

That's batter saver icon lol

[crude flax]

holy shit charge your phone

[subtle saffron]

can someone help me with making teams in TS?

[edgy pumice]

THESE CHAINS ARE COMING OFF RIGHTR NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dawn tinsel]

I think you forgot your medication again Bok - look in your cabinet…

[edgy pumice]

NO WE CANNOT THIS IS A CHANNEL FOR MENTAL PATIENTS

[olive moat]

@edgy pumice will help you

[old fog]

is this some samsung thing i’m too apple to understand

[crude flax]

stahp it burns!

[fair rapids]

Bro called me broke

[old fog]

what

[olive moat]

It's true

[old fog]

when did i call you broke

[crude flax]

right now

[old fog]

where

[fringe light]

Apparently if you have Samsung instead of apple, your broke?

[mossy bridge]

wait its lost sigils AGAIN?

[fair rapids]

Yup

[fringe light]

[fair rapids]

Called me poor in that very sentence

[copper sphinx]

imagine having a samsung or apple

[sour jay]

they now just alternate between sigil and another exchange

[old fog]

i didn’t mean it that way

[old fog]

nokia brick?

[fringe light]

But flip phone are cooler than apple

[proven vault]

Pretty scary bok

[copper sphinx]

Xiaomi

[crude flax]

what about flop phones

[old fog]

how’s the camera heard they were good

[open cosmos]

Sorry we forgot to close the gate properly today and Bok managed to get out

We’ll try and do better

[fringe light]

Even better

[copper sphinx]

I don't take any pictures but I guess it's kinda cool

[open cosmos]

Sorry for inflicting him on you guys

[old fog]

[fair rapids]

TY crush

[crude flax]

why is crush trying to kill you, draken

[copper sphinx]

Not a selfie guy and rarely going out to pretty places so no real occasion to test it

[old fog]

i want to know if bok is a mentally unstable 6 year old or a 70 year old who’s only fun is trolling kids on discord

[proven vault]

yes

[open cosmos]

I’m not trying to kill anyone thank you very much

[copper sphinx]

yes

[fringe light]

Both tbh

[old fog]

i also rarely take photos

[old fog]

how is that possible sir is he time travelling

[crude flax]

says the person named "crushthedragon"

[open cosmos]

Are dragons not allowed to have names

[fringe light]

Yes, Bok be time traveling

[fair rapids]

They racist twords us frfr

[crude flax]

you claim it's a name, I know the truth. you are trying to crush the dragon.

crush it underfoot!

[old fog]

we need dragon for that he’s 6’3

more feet to crush the dragon

wait he’s crushing himself

[fair rapids]

[old fog]

what happens now

[crude flax]

now we wait

[old fog]

meditate with me

ommmmmm

[copper sphinx]

ommmmmmm

[old fog]

ommmmmmmmmmmmm

[crude flax]

ohmmmmmmm

[old fog]

ok done

[fair rapids]

Mmmmmmmmoo

[open cosmos]

toot

[old fog]

good work ladies

[crude flax]

💅

[old fog]

OMMMMMMMM

[proper roost]

Wut

[old fog]

moo?

[copper sphinx]

🐮

[crude flax]

dragon has evolved. he is cow now.

[open cosmos]

Was that the goal of the meditation?

[fair rapids]

No, MMMMMMMMMMOO

[old fog]

yes

[proper roost]

Thinking about life

[open cosmos]

I better get out of here next before I get turned into a cow then

[old fog]

wtf why is my tailbone itchy

help

[sour jay]

your tail is coming in now that you're older

[old fog]

i ain’t no furry

[fair rapids]

Crush can i pls have like 3000 red chest so I can complete my list sinner gave me

[sour jay]

nope sorry you're a scaly now

[old fog]

oh no

[sour jay]

you will join the lizard people who run the world

[open cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/no-money-donald-duck-sad-cash-empty-wallet-gif-16499969

[old fog]

i don’t have the funds to be a draken

[fair rapids]

Yea I'm poor spent all my money on afk already

[open cosmos]

Was more so taking about me lmfao

[fair rapids]

It's only 3000 reds kraken like your self could spare a few

[crude flax]

what about next month's budget

[old fog]

there is no budget

[solid monolith]

there is no budget

[fair rapids]

^

^

[open cosmos]

Pretty sure you spend more then me lmfao

[solid monolith]

the budget never existed

[crude flax]

crush is whale?

[old fog]

his motto is “i saw, i wanted, i bought”

[fair rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-25423213

[open cosmos]

I guess? Sorta?

[fair rapids]

Crush is old small whale

[open cosmos]

Not as bad as some of this lot

[olive moat]

Dragon spent 1100 dollars in September and 2000 dollars in august

[solid monolith]

if you break the budget the first month by 2-3 times your budget, was it ever real?

[crude flax]

how old

[solid monolith]

[fair rapids]

A tad more sadly

[old fog]

you will be pleased to know i’ve spent ~$100 over 6 months, i’m no whale

[crude flax]

that is so much wtf

nitro pls stop before you become homeless

[open cosmos]

More so taking about dragon and some of the others that frequent here

[polar dune]

there is dragon

[old fog]

i will live in supermarket frozen food section if i am ever homeless

[old fog]

[olive moat]

[polar dune]

below him is jess , and then there is crush over there , and tehn the rest of you

[crude flax]

I am f2p

[old fog]

big dolla ik

[fair rapids]

I'm above Jess?

[old fog]

ok i better shleep i gotta get up and catch a train to kyoto tomorrow morning

night lads lovely chats

[copper sphinx]

gngn

[crude flax]

sleep on the train

[spice finch]

gn nitro

[fair rapids]

I still need to sleep ngl

[olive moat]

Mfker on track to spend 20k a year u above everyone

[copper sphinx]

What if yall sent me 10$ I could get lib done and Lucilla too, isn't that a Big brain strat

[solemn sage]

nah dragon's probably still behind asulgard

[fair rapids]

When is there 20 months in a year lol

[fair rapids]

I'd be still behind if I doubled my budget and spent for 2 years

[olive moat]

You spend like 3.3k in two months. 3.3*6=19.8

[open cosmos]

(More then that)

[fair rapids]

It will always varry on the month and the deals

[olive moat]

Yeah vary between 1.5k and 2k sure

[indigo quail]

yes next month you can spend 5k normally

[solemn sage]

I mean if $500 of that was VIP deals those are never coming back

[fair rapids]

Na my budget is 800-1k resonable I can afford that monthly

[solid monolith]

you already broke your 300 budget by going to 1100, why do you think you would stay steady at 1100 for 12 months

[polar dune]

that will mean he will spend more for the game efficiency

[olive moat]

Spender like dragon doesn't buy specific deals. They buy whatever they want when they feel like spending

[copper sphinx]

How much u make a Month

[crude flax]

he makes $800-1000 a month

[proven vault]

Thanks @fair rapids for keeping the game f2p friendly

[olive moat]

I remember the last 5 times you set an arbitrary budget it went super well that's why you did it 5 different times

[fair rapids]

More than 800-1k

[copper sphinx]

[polar dune]

yk what that mean

he make at least 100k a year

[fair rapids]

I make like 85~ ish but I work a lot of OT

[copper sphinx]

Niceeee grats

[crude flax]

mf making 85k while in school

[open cosmos]

Imagine having a budget.

[fair rapids]

Lol not in school atm

[indigo quail]

dragon hacking life

[solid monolith]

@edgy pumice we're rebranding the psych ward to be a rehab ward

[fair rapids]

I tried it they don't work well

[indigo quail]

should be banned on earth server soon

[sour jay]

Draken I thought you worked at walmart

[crude flax]

lmao draken

[sour jay]

How tf you making 85k at Walmart wtf

I'm in the wrong career path

[proven vault]

he owns the walmart he works at

[fair rapids]

I'm a over night team lead who works 2 hours of OT every day and comes in on 2 of my days off

[olive moat]

I didn't peg the Walton family as offering such generous employee compensation

[solid monolith]

sounds sustainable

[olive moat]

I guess they hired Sean Payton so that's pretty much a charity case

[fair rapids]

I'm in charge of the overnight staff basically

And working OT pays a lot very nice

[crude flax]

85k includes your OT?

[fair rapids]

Yes

[polar dune]

weird way saying u are the boss

[fair rapids]

[crude flax]

that seems more reasonable. I thought you said you were making that plus OT

[fair rapids]

No no I wish

[crude flax]

which would make me want to switch careers, damn

[fair rapids]

I could Draken harder

[polar dune]

damn here I am only make $1

[crude flax]

you sold your acc for $1 flaw?

[polar dune]

yeah

[fair rapids]

It's really very shit hours and poor sleep / no sleep some nights

[polar dune]

we out here taking L

[crude flax]

yeah mostly joking. I got that new job I was interviewing for.

[fair rapids]

I choose money over health only gona live once

[fair rapids]

Gratz

[olive moat]

I think that realization causes most people to come to the opposite conclusion

[fair rapids]

Ig im not most

[copper sphinx]

Draken is built different

[polar dune]

He chose e80s instead of living at 70s with back problem

[open cosmos]

Gotta beat pcap somehow

[fair rapids]

Live at 20 with back problems

[copper sphinx]

Jokes aside I get both PoV, if you live a billion years while bored Fuck it

But dead early

[olive moat]

Getting bored is a skill issue tbh

[fair rapids]

Yea same and my body is durable + I love this job

[polar dune]

not for long

[open cosmos]

I beg to differ

[astral hatch]

I almost died twice doing this. Once with a stroke and again with sepsis. Now I chose health.

Which, funny enough, led to even more money

[polar dune]

cant kill me if im already dead inside

[fair rapids]

I'll probably change my mindset when I'm older

But I'm still young

[crude flax]

I want to choose health and make more money because of it

[copper sphinx]

jjk 236 did us dirty

[polar dune]

JJK 236 IS WHEN JJK END

[solemn sage]

Spending 1k a month on a mobile game isn't what I would call choosing money

[fair rapids]

And this job is like a workout + getting paid + telling ppl what to do

[crude flax]

[copper sphinx]

The day I died mentally

[olive moat]

That's why dragon spend 2k/month instead

[fair rapids]

Lol that 1k is mostly OT money tbh

[polar dune]

we call it asulgard

[fair rapids]

That's why my whaling will vary

Whatever I'm willing to work extra for is what I'll whale

That's my mind set idk

[edgy pumice]

no difference

[crude flax]

you could also save that money for, you know, real things

[fair rapids]

Can I join

Again

[open cosmos]

Wdym. My video game pixels are very real

[polar dune]

look at it this way , dragon is putting the grind so that he can drive a bugatti in afk instead of real life

[fair rapids]

But I have non OT money for that I don't have much to buy lol saving for a house and living on my own

[crude flax]

houses are fking expensive

[polar dune]

houses

[fair rapids]

Yea me and my gf been saving for a house for 2 years

Been putting money aside slowly for it

[polar dune]

been saving for a house since i was in high school

[fair rapids]

I wish I did I blew so much money on dumb shit

[crude flax]

like afk

[polar dune]

money can always be made

[astral hatch]

The trick to buying a house isn’t saving, it’s having a job that pays you enough of an annual bonus that you can always find the 10% you need for a traditional mortgage.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857329415330725906/1034158501192286238/991702010514636881.gif

[fair rapids]

True that

[polar dune]

honestly you just need to save more , i'll give you how i got my first house

[crude flax]

mortgage rates are through the roof right now.

[polar dune]

Stop paying for Netflix - I now use my friend Netflix
Stop buying Starbuck - $5 saved daily
Stole a bunch of ppl cc to buy stuff - honestly minor
Sold a company and gaining a full house worth

[astral hatch]

No kidding. Glad I bought mine in 2014.

[polar dune]

honestly its not that hard Dragon

[copper sphinx]

pretty easy stuff here tbh

[polar dune]

yeah just dont drink starbuck king

[candid jungle]

Stopped with netflix, currently working towards my 5th house

[solid monolith]

just be born with rich parents, why dont more people do it

[polar dune]

and u too can have an account like jess

[candid jungle]

It's such a money saver

[crude flax]

we bought in 2017 but we need a bigger house and right now it's not looking good

[polar dune]

but do you know what I value more than these houses Dragon , knowledge

[copper sphinx]

saved me 0$ daily tbh nice tip

[crude flax]

prices are high and rates are higher, gotta hope they drop in the next year or so.

[astral hatch]

I’m adding a fourth bedroom myself. You only need permits if you’re gonna resell.

[crude flax]

hahaha

I plan on having a contractor come give us an estimate for an extension.

I'm handy, but I don't trust myself on something that big.

[astral hatch]

We have a loft upstairs that in similar floor plans is a 4th bedroom

It’s not difficult to wall off

[polar dune]

can always build skyscrapper cal

[obtuse mauve]

House scrumble

[polar dune]

nothing is stopping you but afk arena

[crude flax]

yeah let me just build 14 stories straight up.

that should be big enough

[polar dune]

grats u did it nerd @candid jungle

[astral hatch]

Go underground, 13 floors deep

[polar dune]

so true king

[crude flax]

[candid jungle]

That shit was on auto for 1hr with RCL

[polar dune]

yeah maybe if ur rcl was level 37 u wud have won in 5

[fair rapids]

[candid jungle]

True, I need kafka acc for that to work

[polar dune]

yo? kafka apache? you use that too?

[urban maple]

hello there

[fair rapids]

Hey sinner

[urban maple]

i do not know why i am here

[crude flax]

neither do I

[fair rapids]

I don't either 2x in one day is scary tho

[urban maple]

i dont tend to be in OS

[misty epoch]

Sinner in OS

[urban maple]

why is that always the reaction when im here

[misty epoch]

Because you don't tend to be in OS

[urban maple]

[misty epoch]

Our patient has been admissioned to the ward

[olive moat]

All the boks are here today

[fair rapids]

[crude flax]

all dem boks

[misty epoch]

Confined to a room without credit card

[misty epoch]

WRONG

[fair rapids]

That's fine bc I don't use CC

🐧

[polar dune]

all debit no debt cus we ballin

[crude flax]

credit card OP. build credit, pay off each month, get points, fly for free.

[fair rapids]

Yessir

[misty epoch]

Also cashback

[fair rapids]

Why fly when I can whale

[crude flax]

I haven't paid for a flight in like 8 years

whales can fly if you believe

[polar dune]

bro

the amount of money i pay to go to singapore to meet kraken

[storm moth]

is that you on your pfp

[copper sphinx]

who else

[fair rapids]

Ofc flaw is a cute car 100%

[storm moth]

nice

[polar dune]

car , nani

[sour jay]

Does your car purr

[copper sphinx]

flaw go vrrrrr

[fair rapids]

I'm debating on this whole(comp) AE thing I don't want to build all this stuff

[copper sphinx]

building heroes for AE

[fair rapids]

I'ma give it a go

[indigo quail]

:MonkaChrist:

[fair rapids]

It will help when I try and apply for krbs in a year

[solemn sage]

you only really need all the fancy stuff if you want to go top 5/20

[solemn sage]

you can get top 100 easy with alt teams

[indigo quail]

you need wutus

[solemn sage]

but honestly your bigger issue for top 5/20 is gonna be RC

[crude flax]

you can prince and dip with almost nothing

[solemn sage]

your start in AE is gonna be real rough with low RC

[fair rapids]

Yea

[olive moat]

Better start dumping 160 a month on yuexi dust

[crude flax]

whale dust, get flora popup, whale more dust

[fair rapids]

Oh extra 16 lvls

[copper sphinx]

when is AE btw

[olive moat]

10.5

[solemn sage]

most likely beta in 3 weeks, ranked a month or two after that

[civic badger]

ae's returning to much

[fair rapids]

I just don't want to gaze twins and si30 all these random 4f

At least rn

[copper sphinx]

ranked is the 3k diamonds one right ?

[fair rapids]

We will see I think id rather build for CR and stuff like that and prince and dip I don't need frames ig

[olive moat]

Uh technically yes but you're confusing two different systems

[fair rapids]

You know what I'll just do it fuck it

[copper sphinx]

Wait AE is abyssal expedition right ?

[solemn sage]

ranked is frames

[indigo quail]

bro building for AE when he hasnt touched 30% rewards in CR yet

[olive moat]

ae has two different modes - casual and honorable. Honorable costs 3k to enroll. AE seasons are also classifiable. There's a Beta season then a ranked season (or two). The top finishers during the ranked season get frames.

[solemn sage]

3k diamonds option is available in beta, it's just a way to make sure people actually participate

if you pay the 3k diamonds and actually play AE enough to get all rewards, you get 6k diamonds back

also you'll only be matched up with other people who spent the 3k

[candid jungle]

paying 3k diamonds is for noobs, don't trust perp!

[fair rapids]

Yea this why I'm hesitant

[olive moat]

Building for ae with martial 278 is mega clown

[fair rapids]

I don't think all my list was for AE I think it was just core stuff I'm missing I just don't know if twins is the way for me

[solemn sage]

I mean definitely don't build anything for AE before we actually see the new boss

with the shit they've been doing with NC bosses who knows what heroes will work on it

[fair rapids]

Are twins decent for Cr?

[crude flax]

you'll need naroko jerome liberta alyca ivan

and spooder 18

[fair rapids]

[storm moth]

you dont have to build shit

[solemn sage]

Twins are still in several CR bosses iirc

[storm moth]

just build heroes for nc/cr/ts

[solemn sage]

but idk if they need invest like they usually do for AE

investment is mainly just to keep them alive

[olive moat]

Draken is aiming for t10 global cr so he'll have to 4036e100 his Twins eventually

[solemn sage]

top 10 CR also means rawdogging diamond deals doesn't it

that shit's so RNG

[fair rapids]

Idk I just think I'ma take my time with it

[spice finch]

[storm moth]

yuh

[astral hatch]

If you buyout the amount of offers needed to top 10 CR, diamonds are effectively infinite

[solemn sage]

Fair

[astral hatch]

You run out of the 199 attempts before running out of diamonds

[storm moth]

cero knows he does that every week

[shy ferry]

oh my god i didn't set my teams im fucked

[fair rapids]

It did not start yet your fine

[molten galleon]

I had that last time forgot my last teams

[shy ferry]

oh i thought it started 12 hours after reset for some reason

[molten galleon]

Went from 2% to 8%

[shy ferry]

can someone give me a general idea of what teams DONT work in green

[sour jay]

you can even just not join day 1 and be perfectly fine lol, it doesn't matter at all

[sour jay]

teams consisting only of bad heros

[little bough]

Slow teams like stall, overheal etc

[sour jay]

tbh teams barely change rotation to rotation, most of the big changes are in ice

[shy ferry]

like does the green debuff make any comps fucked

[sour jay]

even stall is good in green, if it's a good stall comp

[shy ferry]

oh good i don't even have a stall team anyway

[sour jay]

green and red are basically just different flavours of burst, grey is just bland af, and then ice is interesting and you can do some different things there

[flat tapir]

Is draken still talking about how he's vip 17 in 2 months

Sorry I mean how he's spending 3k in December

Sorry what....

[tranquil crane]

@wise lion I was recently audience to some discussion of right side vs left side/attacker vs defender mechanics in the context of pvp and I was completely lost, that shit is deep lore beyond my ken. You tend to be one of the best mechanics experts, do you happen to know anything on that topic or have recommended reading for me to take a look at?

[astral hatch]

He probably has it in his “Beyongd Comprehensive” reference

[edgy pumice]

BEYONG

BEYONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[astral hatch]

It never happened

[edgy pumice]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUUUUUUMB

[obtuse mauve]

The edited mark is eternal

[sour jay]

kaia is gonna publish some research in the afk journals at this rate

[copper sphinx]

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

[edgy pumice]

BECOME SO TIRED

[copper sphinx]

SO MUCH MORE AWARE

[solemn sage]

I believe in a mirror match with equal haste/AS values, left side hits first

which matters if there's CC attached to the hit

[tranquil crane]

Thanks, I didn't see anything in there about exactly what I was looking for but might have missed it- regardless, always good to read through there and try to absorb a bit more of it. Incredible resource.

[solemn sage]

whether hitting first is actually advantage or not depends on the specific team

[copper sphinx]

Just go mid and vibe

[tranquil crane]

Thanks, that makes sense in the context I was reading. Is it a tiebreak condition for equal haste, or is it more fundamental than that?

[solemn sage]

think it's just tiebreak

someone has to attack first when all values are equal, they chose left

[tranquil crane]

Neat

That means LC brackets actually matter in a non-trivial sense beyond just who you are matched with since top is always attacker

[solemn sage]

yep

[tranquil crane]

How incredibly cursed.

[oak yarrow]

🐋

[tranquil crane]

Thanks, I hate it

[solemn sage]

though it's only really an issue when two maxed accounts face eachother

[oak yarrow]

Hi perp

[solemn sage]

generally there's haste differences in most fights

[tranquil crane]

That does tend to happen quite a lot in LC

[solemn sage]

hi primo

[oak yarrow]

How’s things mate

[solemn sage]

same as always

[oak yarrow]

Any idea on wat ur gonna use for this green?

[solemn sage]

I'm waiting to see where jerome ends up going

but up to 5 teams is probably gonna be same as last debuff

[oak yarrow]

I heard he’s gonna revive whane

[solemn sage]

I was already using him

athane awthalia burst

[solid monolith]

are you ever going to stop

[solemn sage]

you're gonna have to ban him

[sterile zinc]

I thought he was in the ward with you zappy

Pls put him back in his restraints

[storm moth]

OOGA BOOGA

[solid monolith]

i have my own room

[storm moth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870303028262109246/1080552956690174062/image_7.gif

[solid monolith]

bok shares with smoku

[umbral orbit]

what about ur dog

[storm moth]

WHAT

[sterile zinc]

[storm moth]

FUCK BOK

[sterile zinc]

Same bed too?

[storm moth]

yup

[flat tapir]

Zappy who is the first person ud put in the ward

[copper sphinx]

[solid monolith]

myself

[storm moth]

my ass

[flat tapir]

Also smoku fick u for calling pjt Alna backlone

[copper sphinx]

I assume top 3 is zap bok snokus

[storm moth]

what

[flat tapir]

U heard me

Typing on a phone

[sour jay]

nobody understands you irels

[oak yarrow]

Smoku n bok r cell mates?

[copper sphinx]

Irels speaking language of gods

[flat tapir]

k...

True though actually true

[storm moth]

nope i didnt not understand half of it

[flat tapir]

Why is the horse looking at me in a sexual way

[sterile zinc]

[oak yarrow]

[storm moth]

why not

[flat tapir]

Talenerise emote is so goatee

[oak yarrow]

Smoku wat r u running for green

[flat tapir]

Dude if ts doesn't start soon

I won't hit vip 15 until next week lilith

Don't make me mad

[oak yarrow]

I’m not even vip 13 yet ur a leviathan

[flat tapir]

I'm bored of waiting

Everyone has an e80 athane

[pulsar cove]

What happens when you cross a bungee cord and an owl

[crude flax]

you get a dead owl

[oak yarrow]

But not everyone has 351880 whane

[pulsar cove]

No, my ass

[storm moth]

god comp and dims kids

with wutus for emi

[oak yarrow]

Assuming u have lyca

[storm moth]

yes

[oak yarrow]

Lmk how they do r u good at making ts teams Smoku?

[storm moth]

not really

i just copy almost everything

[crude flax]

haven't you read his name

[oak yarrow]

Word nvm then thx anyway mate

[oak yarrow]

Holy shit u alrdy have jerome done

[pulsar cove]

It’s testing time

[oak yarrow]

Lmk been waiting on his release heard he gonna revive whane

[pulsar cove]

Ye I mean only difficulty was cards and cores

[oak yarrow]

Wats he sitting at rn

[crude flax]

wtf lyca not even +30 I thought you were a whale

[oak yarrow]

And he wants 30960?

[edgy pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-gif-18219884

[edgy pumice]

FUCK SMOKU

[oak yarrow]

Hi bk

[pulsar cove]

Rn 30962

[storm moth]

my ass

[oak yarrow]

God damn that’s expensive

[pulsar cove]

Chests hard to come by man old heroes sit back of the bus

[crude flax]

💳

[pulsar cove]

Nah I already had most mats

[pulsar cove]

No

[oak yarrow]

But he does want 30960?

[pulsar cove]

Idk

[oak yarrow]

Word I’ll jus wait then

How’s the pfp look?

[pulsar cove]

Idk lmaooooo

[oak yarrow]

He jus got it for the sake of having him

[pulsar cove]

Partially and because his skills looked generally meta

I didnt deep dive read everything tho

I’m back to working on estrilda now tho

[restive goblet]

@lime zinc did they fix the setting teams early bug or am I just bad at it

[storm moth]

i need that ami rift guide ong

[crude flax]

imagine caring about frames

[storm moth]

wym

frames and follows are the best thing in this game

[crude flax]

[fair rapids]

I just had this go through my head ae sounds like more work than reward ngl

[storm moth]

nice

[fair rapids]

Gib

I need 1 copy

[crude flax]

it absolutely is

that's why when I unretired I went to Jade

[fair rapids]

I think id rather focus the better mode TS

[crude flax]

instead of trying to get back into Emerald

[storm moth]

give ami guide

[crude flax]

sorry no speak english

[oak yarrow]

It is

[storm moth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/974081672972763186/1074078794245222461/893807685257015337.gif

[oak yarrow]

No

[crude flax]

Ami guide: 309e60 min everyone

[pulsar cove]

One more armilliary level til I decide to finally push again

[storm moth]

what floor you at

[pulsar cove]

Still t50 somehow tho lol

[crude flax]

I heard your best bet is to reset trait enhancer to 0 and push everything else

[pulsar cove]

I assume everyone chillin til level

[obtuse mauve]

And then after everything is maxed, just got trait 100 anyway cuz you can

[crude flax]

nah it's a trap

leave it at 0 for best results

[crude flax]

trust me, I'm in Ami.

[obtuse mauve]

Uberkraken

[fair rapids]

Light spender btw

[pulsar cove]

Has more trait enhancer than me

[fair rapids]

Has more than me

[copper sphinx]

Has more than both of you combined

[fair rapids]

Na he don't

I'm at 98 xD

[mossy bridge]

did u guys see the new stargazer reddit guide? i feel like it's surprisingly not that bad

[copper sphinx]

Holy Fuck

[fair rapids]

[pulsar cove]

And mines 99

[copper sphinx]

[fair rapids]

I can get 100 but I would have to reset things

[pulsar cove]

Or wait 2 days 6hrs

[fair rapids]

True

[obtuse mauve]

Damn, I caught up with powercap in campaign. 4 days is too long an interval. Need more scumble

[copper sphinx]

Whale 2 days 6hrs, faster 💯

[pulsar cove]

Get more dust

[obtuse mauve]

I want less campaign, not more campaign

[pulsar cove]

Campaign best mode

[copper sphinx]

Scroomble better

[oak yarrow]

Scrumble>>

[pulsar cove]

Can’t be better than the best

Gg

[lime zinc]

I think they fixed it

[valid grail]

what teams for alyca?

[copper sphinx]

Bowling but ALyca

[fair rapids]

I think Lyca solo this buff will be fine xD

For new regions

In the t100-50 area

[copper sphinx]

That's a lot of conditions

[fair rapids]

She gona be so strong this buff

[oak yarrow]

K now wat abt my region

[fair rapids]

Bowling

[restive goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-upset-violin-sponge-bob-mr-crab-gif-3530280

[oak yarrow]

No Mulan or lyca now wat

[fair rapids]

Light spender btw 800$ spent in 2 weeks btw

[flat tapir]

I am a light spender

My budget is 500 next month

[oak yarrow]

If ur a light spender wat am i

[fair rapids]

Whale shit

[oak yarrow]

Me or him?

[fair rapids]

You

Your small eco life in the ocean

[oak yarrow]

Dragon I’m not a whale

I haven’t spent in like 2 weeks

[flat tapir]

I mean

I've ran out of things to whale and it's cringe

Whenever I get Jerome 3f gna whale poe and sg packs on his ship

They need to add more pet track bundles

I desperately need reso 18 so I can focus on tree

[oak yarrow]

“Light” spender

[flat tapir]

Currently I'm getting fox to 12

[oak yarrow]

Ur the new Draken

U have completely surpassed him

[golden lantern]

ur tricking for talis 18?

[flat tapir]

When I get fox to 12 I will trick talis yes

[golden lantern]

they’re not even the same at this point

[flat tapir]

I might ask bnb what they think

Maybe it's not worth tricming to 18

And just worth getting the 3 to 15 at this poiny

4**

Cus i mean I have the 2 prios to 18

[oak yarrow]

He way farther it’s actually insane

[flat tapir]

He'll catch up soon cause he's spending more

But I don't care because hes not in my region

Theres a whale on 1093 I'm watching rn

Hes going to be huge

[fair rapids]

Lol he is 2 vip ranks ahead of me atm

Has better pets and same box

And I still place better in all modes

[flat tapir]

Cus u have dims

Lol and r44 is a freegion

I would be top 20 in r44

[fair rapids]

Cope

Doesn't explain why I did better in NC and CR

[flat tapir]

And ur like 4 months ahead of me

[fair rapids]

And your 2 grand more in the hole than me

[wise lion]

Left side wins speed ties. You'll have to talk to LC players for more in-depth

[tranquil crane]

that's pretty much all I really need to know right there lol

[wise lion]

In certain scenarios, it could be advantageous to be hit first. If left side hitting first triggers right side's Rem furn, that could decide the fight

[tranquil crane]

This is too much thinking for me right now

[polar dune]

attacker get speed win

[wise lion]

Who is considered atker in LC? Random roll?

[flat tapir]

with my schedule change im gna get paid more

[solemn sage]

left/top side

[flat tapir]

time to whale more

[solemn sage]

afaik

[flat tapir]

(still budgeting)

unlike @fair rapids i have self control

[polar dune]

seed i think

[solemn sage]

They should change who's attacker for each fight

3/2 is more fair than 5/0

[fair rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-sir-cope-sir-american-psycho-gif-26276799

[crude flax]

[fair rapids]

Man went back to being quite

[oak yarrow]

Battle of the whales

Who can whale harder Draken flaw or irels

[crude flax]

me

[fair rapids]

Irels is miles ahead and still placses worse that's all I was saying

[solemn sage]

Short term, draken or irels

[crude flax]

f2p btw

[solemn sage]

flaw wins the long game guaranteed though

[oak yarrow]

Me too

[fair rapids]

But his account

[lime zinc]

Irels the kinda person to be 10 grand in debt and call it light spending

[fair rapids]

Then who really wins

[oak yarrow]

Who u got short term then

Outta those two who last longer

[solemn sage]

it doesn't matter because everyone loses

[flat tapir]

WHAT HTE UFCK

[oak yarrow]

True

[solemn sage]

[flat tapir]

WHATH THTE UFCK @fair rapids

[fair rapids]

[oak yarrow]

This^^

[solemn sage]

the only winner of this contest is lilith

[oak yarrow]

[fair rapids]

What's wrong

Can't get the words out

[oak yarrow]

@fair rapids I’m t10 on lc again

[fair rapids]

[fair rapids]

Since your on so much cope rn

[golden lantern]

dragon is NOT letting it slide

[crude flax]

shush krally you're next

[golden lantern]

i have self control

[fair rapids]

You actually do

[golden lantern]

[fair rapids]

[flat tapir]

WHAT THE FUCK

Why did I self expose myself

[fair rapids]

[flat tapir]

Tbf at least it could be worse

[crude flax]

could it?

[flat tapir]

I could be draken and drinking 2 redbulls at once

Instead I'm drinking 1 8.4 fl Oz redbull rn

[fair rapids]

I could be you and living with my parents playing league all day

[flat tapir]

Ngl

That sounds like the life

I wish I could play league all day

[molten galleon]

Can’t even argue with this

[crude flax]

playing league sounds like torture

[flat tapir]

I'm challenger in league while playing 5-6h a day max

[molten galleon]

Would prefer other game over league though

[flat tapir]

Am I talented?

[oak yarrow]

Krally u can say nothing u whale

[fair rapids]

So not only do you whale a mobile game you don't see the sun

[flat tapir]

ok

I whale league of Legends too don't forget that

[molten galleon]

5-6 hours a day

[flat tapir]

@solemn sage is an insane league whale also

[crude flax]

isn't that what you do. whale a mobile game and work nights so you sleep during the day

[solemn sage]

was

[oak yarrow]

Basically

[flat tapir]

Calc he's trolling

At least I hope so

[queen crystal]

whaling lol is insane

[oak yarrow]

Crofty the real whale tho

[flat tapir]

Fuck u

Skins make me play better

[solemn sage]

I spent like $3k on league over 5-6 years but haven't played it since pre-covid

[fair rapids]

I atleast see the sun

[oak yarrow]

Irels a casual 30k deep

[flat tapir]

Perp you should queue up with me sometime

I've spent like 1.5k in league

[solemn sage]

you would not want me on your team

[fair rapids]

[flat tapir]

I can 1v9 with u lol

[oak yarrow]

We running it w quakie today?

[flat tapir]

I'll buy a smurf, Will be chill and I wouldn't be mean to u

[solemn sage]

even when I was playing regularly I was trash at SR

[fair rapids]

I wouldn't want him on my team

[crude flax]

cool, beat wilder 1100. 5 tg thank you lilith, huge reward

[flat tapir]

And? It would be 4fun

[solemn sage]

aram is all I know

[flat tapir]

I suck at aram for some reason

[fair rapids]

Maybe

[flat tapir]

[molten galleon]

Only aram is fun!

[flat tapir]

Ew

Arena is the for fun gamemode

It's Coming back in like December

[solemn sage]

in SR you don't have to compete with teammates for CS

[restive goblet]

I used to play 3v3 a lot
and Dominion

[flat tapir]

Perp that will be the best time

[molten galleon]

Not counting ltm’s I meant

[flat tapir]

3v3 was fun

[molten galleon]

True

[flat tapir]

I played it, I was like 15 at the time

I was challenger in it when I was d1 back in like s5

I can't remember, 3v3 was so easy and chill and fun

It's cringe they removed it

[crude flax]

and you're what, 16 now

[flat tapir]

k

It's another make fun of irels day

[restive goblet]

I quit a while before they removed it but I had like thousands of twisted tree line matches played

[flat tapir]

Calc what if I told u I was 5'6

[fair rapids]

16 and a half man don't forget the half

[crude flax]

sorry, I didn't mean to forget the half

[solemn sage]

urf with old galio was fun

[fair rapids]

[flat tapir]

Henry is sigma rn

[solemn sage]

that was the most broken shit

[queen crystal]

bring back arena

[flat tapir]

YES CROFTY

[queen crystal]

most fun I’d had in years

[flat tapir]

I was gna go for rank 1 in arena

But it was all about time played

And I work a full time job xd

They need to add mmr to it

And add better rewards, I dont like stomping low elos

[molten galleon]

Yes keep ppl like you out of my casual arena games

[flat tapir]

Which is kind of why I've stopped smurfing In league

It's just boring climbing through low elo now for some reason

I think it's cause I value my time more now

[molten galleon]

Makes sense

Work takes too much time

[flat tapir]

But I'm down to play with anyone from this discord

Let me know and u need to be from na

[solemn sage]

I'd have to relearn itemization it's changed so much

[flat tapir]

Well I have bad news

[molten galleon]

I dont even recognize 99% of the items anymore

[flat tapir]

They're overhauling items again In the patch after worlds

[solemn sage]

mythic items didn't exist when I played

[flat tapir]

They're removing mythic items

In preseason patch

[molten galleon]

lol, works for me

[flat tapir]

Preseason doesn't exist anymore

[oak yarrow]

Where’s ferret been at?

[flat tapir]

Aram also has their own balance team too

Idk if thet was a thing awhile ago

[crude flax]

hopefully keeping away from here

[oak yarrow]

Fair tbh

[molten galleon]

Aram balance team is a bunch straight out of the zoo ngl

[oak yarrow]

Scrumble when

[flat tapir]

Primo we are all desperately waiting

[crude flax]

7.5 hrs

[oak yarrow]

I got teams that need testing

[crude flax]

test Jerome solo comp

[solemn sage]

can I still reroll twice every single aram match if I own all heroes

[oak yarrow]

I’m not a whale

[flat tapir]

No clue cus I'm not an aram soyboy

I'm a SR gigachad (so based)

[oak yarrow]

Imma have e60 emi soon

[solemn sage]

you play in NA we're all soyboys

[molten galleon]

No clue cuz i don’t have all champs

[oak yarrow]

Gonna be huge for dims

[flat tapir]

Perp are u the guy that buys boosts every aram

[solemn sage]

what are boosts

[flat tapir]

Skin boosts

[solemn sage]

fuck no

those were like brand new when I quit

[flat tapir]

I've only ever played Arams with a certain gender of people

[pulsar cove]

Prob busy making fun of our gb in our hf discord

[solemn sage]

and no need to buy skin boosts when you have like 3 skins for every champion

[valid grail]

shld i garison ezio after albedo?

also si30 for merlin/mulan/ezio?

[oak yarrow]

[flat tapir]

Ok really weird flex....

[solemn sage]

imagine having a discord for a mode that no longer exists

[pulsar cove]

Confirmed

[oak yarrow]

[queen crystal]

is treasure vanguard ever coming back or was that failed experiment

[solemn sage]

it'll come back

it was a beta

[lime zinc]

The frames are randomly time-based, so it should return

[pulsar cove]

It definitely failed but idk if they’re working on it

[queen crystal]

true

[flat tapir]

I rly want an animated frame

How do I get those

[solemn sage]

$2k

[flat tapir]

Nvm

[solemn sage]

during a spending event

[flat tapir]

Draken could get one tho

[solemn sage]

or win LC for several months in a row

[flat tapir]

Won't happen either

Do u have the animated lc frame perp

[pulsar cove]

Ascend Jerome in the next 59 days

Oh frame

[solemn sage]

I'm in region 1 and I was shrimp for my first couple years what do you think

[pulsar cove]

Git gud then

[lime zinc]

Imagine jerome as a frame

[pulsar cove]

[solemn sage]

I've never even made it to ro16

[flat tapir]

I've made it to ro32 thats it

I get to ro32 then God comp runs through all of my teams

[solemn sage]

I'm not beating these krakens

[flat tapir]

U know whh u cant?

Because u don't believe in urself perp

[solemn sage]

Because I have self control

[flat tapir]

Just spend another 100k and u can

[lime zinc]

[flat tapir]

LOL

[pulsar cove]

I can’t that’s who

[lime zinc]

What even are those first 2

[molten galleon]

Jealous

[flat tapir]

Lc

Atrophic so what

Bet ur not taller than 5'6

[oak yarrow]

Kraken

[oak yarrow]

LC wins

[flat tapir]

If I get top 500 tr frame I'll be happy

[flat tapir]

Top 500 might be possible

[solemn sage]

you have maxed beacons it's possible

hero pool not an issue if you reset for beckoning enough

[cinder cargo]

you mean you get to keep your beckoning heroes on resets?

[oak yarrow]

Kraken

[solemn sage]

no, but you restart until you get the important heroes you're missing

[cinder cargo]

but irels is missing a lot of pieces though

[lime zinc]

They'll whale ARs for dia to buy more trift resets

[pulsar cove]

I’m a hair under 6ft

[flat tapir]

k

Another block

Anyone else wanna lie about being 6ft

[solemn sage]

I'm 5'11

[flat tapir]

[pulsar cove]

I didnt lie i said I was a hair under

[solemn sage]

how big is that hair

[pulsar cove]

Lmaoooo

[solemn sage]

get gaius'd

[flat tapir]

LOL

WHO THE HELL SAYS A HAIR UNDER

[tranquil crane]

rewinds are a constraint when going for leaderboard too, need to get those beckons sorted ASAP

[pulsar cove]

Me

[sterile zinc]

I’m 6’5, tan, handsome, and jacked. I also hang out with the freshest and hottest dudes

[quartz salmon]

Bok is having a stroke again

[flat tapir]

Royce idk man

Draken is coming for u, I would be scared

Just know he's 6'3 and spends 1k a day

[thorny tartan]

Lol muted

[tranquil crane]

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Royce

[sterile zinc]

:proud:

[quartz salmon]

Hello you

[thorny tartan]

That came kinda out of nowhere

[sterile zinc]

[thorny tartan]

Am I missing a vital part of the conversation?

[tranquil crane]

its an ancient copypasta

[quartz salmon]

But it works

[thorny tartan]

Ahh

[tranquil crane]

I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

[sterile zinc]

Kaia knows

[quartz salmon]

Lmao

Dang I wish I could wear the freshest clothes

[sterile zinc]

What about hanging out with the hottest dudes

[quartz salmon]

Hmm I don’t know between that and the chillest restaurants

[oak yarrow]

Hi Kroyce

[sterile zinc]

It’s a tough choice fr