memes

[granite kestrel]

Hi is just like some people in my class

[dreamy bison]

These stupid animation loops are never synced up to the music. Do better

[plush forge]

Skill issue

[forest hare]

yes, it's all tendies. no surprise there.

[astral wagon]

Fake if it was all tendies there wouldn’t be any oceans. I’d say it’s only 30% tendies

[uneven tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725628521388572733/1096904320856883240/image0-1.gif

[trail fulcrum]

Yeah and what about the republic, hmmmm? ||Amogus||

[thorny trellis]

With their skills of stabbing, it became a republic by the time he died.

[limber sorrel]

burgers?

[trail fulcrum]

Not to offend, but meme.

[fallen urchin]

I'd let kronk offend my sex

[final dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827735607496278076/1097948350826938481/IMG_9787.jpg

[fallen urchin]

what is golden wind

[torn lantern]

Don’t you want to know

[plain dune]

Arrivederci

[astral wagon]

You know golden shower…..yeah it’s the other one

[fallen urchin]

what

[astral wagon]

Ok den I’m not explaining anything further you can use urban dictionary but that’s on you

[uneven tinsel]

who wants to have the link to the mario movie

[lethal zinc]

Sure why tf not

[plain dune]

And you'll reply "me too" ?

[silent owl]

anime

[mental arch]

He needs his schizophrenic pills again

[trail fulcrum]

Skynet seems to be here with their masterplan.

[broken cobalt]

captcha tests are designed to train image and text recognition so yes

[covert ferry]

no

[limber sorrel]

actual blasphemy

[silent owl]

when your man gets his beard shaved

[trail fulcrum]

When you give people free will, minimum-ist wages along with some ||cheap crack||.

[limber sorrel]

immediately goes and returns wedding ring

[faint hull]

Can i have 5 racks?

[limber sorrel]

i love source engine/hl2 sound effects so much

[bronze hare]

Crappy ahh recording of me with 1 hp

[silent owl]

How the fuck did you live 👏 🎉

[vast anchor]

Stuck

[clever latch]

Top 10 saddest anime betrayals

[torn lantern]

S tier high school

[trail fulcrum]

We do a lot, lot of, trollin".

[trail fulcrum]

For some reason I see this as @light night.

[trail fulcrum]

Who are these Special people.

[forest hare]

seeing as how not everyone drinks alcohol, the milkshake will see some attraction and if the boys all go together, like always, you have your answer.

[light night]

Now why did you just go and leak my face into the meme channel like that

[astral wagon]

A cold one can refer to any cold beverage ⬇️how do you crack open a milkshake

[forest hare]

then... a milkshake is a cold one... just two milkshakes in the yard.

[plain dune]

Cold one = beer

[trail fulcrum]

~You are spot on.
~I am just not there.

[lone cove]

I have no idea what I just watched…

[torn lantern]

I support this social service

[limber sorrel]

can it be 100 tiny steaks instead? not very fair, 100 tiny cows would contain a lot of toxic things. a giant pickle wouldn't

[dim needle]

https://youtu.be/zHHQusnYY3c

[true field]

😂

[trail fulcrum]

This some new trend out there?

[trail fulcrum]

I found more.

[trail fulcrum]

Wellllll, I want a sword tooo, so what do I doooo???

[fallen urchin]

get a good boyfriend

[silver obsidian]

That feels like some Phoenix Wrong shit

[torn lantern]

Court rooms are insane, my mother was a court stenographer and she has some stories

[light night]

Prithee, do share the tales of ur mum

[gilded nest]

https://youtu.be/i4dAe9PAz90

[limber sorrel]

buny

[tacit swift]

@thick crown discrim

[limber sorrel]

would

[torn lantern]

Bro, calm down with the roasts

[limber sorrel]

you're a bot!

[astral wagon]

shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome lookin ass up for any mods reading this I hope it’s clear this is a joke

[torn lantern]

Actually I have a home phone

[astral wagon]

I do too

[trail fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933704990445408338/1099731269308391525/This_is_also_how_our_tutors_studied_to_become_experts_in_their_field__Ok_maybe_that_s_not_true_but_what_is_true_is_that_they_all_go_to_the_best_universities_and_achieved_the_best_grades__Now__they_want_to_help_other_stu.mp4

[oblique osprey]

I know place that make the student go to school at 5:00 (when normally its 7:30) still dark and some ppl not even wake up yet

In the future they can tell that story to their kid

[limber sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-alert-speaker-alarm-gif-15124610

[limber sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284105932336660480/1101335826438307922/The_Bricklayers_Accident_Report.mp4

[kind hull]

Hmm i miss when it was called "the sick note"

[covert ferry]

I miss you

[trail fulcrum]

But can you miss this?

[trail fulcrum]

||And this, is not me||.

[cold cedar]

floor 6, 16 Rondy, Lyon, France

[limber sorrel]

lofi girl a cute

[plain dune]

"Lyon, Paris" ? More like "Lyon, France"

[cold cedar]

oops

[chilly heron]

American geography knowledge

[fallen urchin]

that's Vietnamese

[deep crypt]

Windows 11, kid eating glue while holding that

[covert ferry]

Your meme was weak

[limber sorrel]

hi bill

[torn lantern]

Just like your jaw line

[covert ferry]

That's what I like to see. We need more of these.

[limber sorrel]

insults? 🤔

[trail fulcrum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/497140697699319809/1101563699984089138/v14044g50000ch4sei3c77u8631kbbf0.mov
I am not soo sure, but lets just keep this for the memes, memers can decide. concerned looks

[karmic hearth]

https://youtu.be/DbK49fAuB0U

[astral wagon]

I haven’t played in a year when did this become a thing

[silver obsidian]

I think you need to fill your wishlist up OR fix it because it happens if theres available spots I think(haven't played this game for a long time so...)

[fallen urchin]

take silvana off your list then
put Antandra on it

[kind hull]

yall actually play afk arena? i thought it was a joke

[astral wagon]

I know it’s weird I’m just here for memes

[fallen urchin]

fr

[torn lantern]

Isn’t this just a meme server

[fallen urchin]

I thought it was

[clever latch]

Same

[wet flower]

It’s a meme lol

[fallen urchin]

fcuk you, use antandra

[torn lantern]

I wish you could wish list dreaf

[limber sorrel]

i'd love to

[gilded nest]

https://youtu.be/UJOYns3fwtM

[limber sorrel]

average souls player when servers went down

[glacial wing]

True asf

[covert ferry]

what you mean? I speak fluent pig latin

[astral wagon]

That means you want to be like me boom I win

[short gale]

Diana still here

[trail fulcrum]

And this?

[torn lantern]

I gotta use that one with lyca in the front

[plain dune]

Lyca in front is the only good placement

[astral wagon]

Ah yes the good old zero synergy comp

[limber sorrel]

i like her on top

[silent owl]

Dont we all

[fallen urchin]

Aaron front?

[astral wagon]

That’s what you’re worried about??

[simple wolf]

It’s a pretty classic old fashioned 5-pull if you get Eironn in position 4. Definitely not great anymore, but it was popular once upon a time.

[astral wagon]

I wouldn’t know I don’t play afk arena

[vast anchor]

Of course, Lucretia is a formidable opponent for solitary combat.

[fallen urchin]

not great anymore? damn
is Ant 5p still used?

[vast anchor]

@astral wagon

@fallen urchin i think eiron is good there

[simple wolf]

5pull can be used here and there in campaign, but very seldom and not at huge deficits. It’s not used at all in PVP anymore

[limber sorrel]

the 5pull used these days is queen 5pull for infinistun

[dark anchor]

laugh in having every interesting characters ascended 5 star and smile for the free food for the next interesting character

[fallen urchin]

yes Antandra 5p

[forest hare]

wieners?

[torn lantern]

Woah, chillax

[limber sorrel]

i'd prefer wilder fodder over elites at this point... i need so much 😦

[lusty karma]

but if you get enough elites they are fodder 🤔

[plain dune]

You forgot 1 purple arden

[simple ember]

... top right are hotdogs... Right?

[limber sorrel]

and bottom left

[cunning sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1104159210540892200/v12044gd0000ch51isrc77u4u3v2ds1g.mp4

[silver obsidian]

😏

[limber sorrel]

my first anime was serial experiments lain 😳

[forest hare]

nice

[glacial wing]

my first anime was boku no pico

[runic mango]

Samurai pizza cats or Akira

[trail fulcrum]

I either watched Inuyasha first or Naruto, whichever first was on the TV channel.

[covert ferry]

My first anime was Fox News

[cunning sinew]

Jojo's
First one I watched in 100% is Eva

[bronze hare]

https://tenor.com/view/fma-full-metal-alchemist-dawg-dog-what-da-dawg-gif-22150723

[dim needle]

🍔

[astral wagon]

Burger King is terrible thou

[kind hull]

i dont think they understand how monarchy works...

[limber sorrel]

no reason to even eat fast food anymore with how expensive it is lol, may as well just cook

[clever latch]

Yeah from what I heard I think McDonald’s is raising the prices to stuff

[rancid owl]

Damn they trading

[trail fulcrum]

Which technique do you try?

[trail fulcrum]

How fast the Technology has advanced.

[covert ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749317943032021032/1102438997759889418/Screenshot_20230430-203838.png

[tepid iron]

I love the completely unedited Boba Fett

[lethal zinc]

https://youtu.be/TcPk2p0Zaw4

[silent owl]

This all looks like it was AI generated

[plain dune]

It is.

[silent owl]

Oh pfft

[true field]

WTF holy shit, I was like “lol funny guy doing cosplay” to 😮

[wintry forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/khWe_CBG-6E?feature=share

[astral wagon]

Considering the amount of people in the this server the odds are rather high at least 2 people who don’t know each other is in this discord have randomly met irl

[plush forge]

Yeah, I met you that one time in that coffee shop. I was standing behind you breathing really hard.

[forest hare]

I was there, too. I just wasn't breathing.

[silver obsidian]

👍👍👍

[forest hare]

same for any craft. not a great writer? some people just like reading. (more people should like reading)

[gilded nest]

https://youtu.be/qBkmbHdrGXQ

[plush forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357242959474851842/1105551868387672164/I_walk_to_burgerking_then_I_walk_back_from_burger_king_boulevard_of_broken_dreams.mp4

[trail fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729810558018387979/1102329776317943989/image0_35.png

[forest hare]

instructions unclear: task failed successfully.

[lethal zinc]

The absence of mosquitos favors winter

[unreal pivot]

I'd rather feel cold and comfortably warm myself than dehydrate and sweat because I did nothing

[sharp rune]

Says the mf who has never worked outside at - 10 degrees Celsius

[fathom sluice]

winter is wonderful here in the testament to man's arrogance

[kind hull]

says the mf that never worked outside in 90 degree F 80% humidity

[dim needle]

Autumn best

[limber sorrel]

idk

[lethal zinc]

Bro I have... And compared to heat stroke I'd take it

[sharp rune]

Bruh in the summer I start at 4am so when I'm done it's not fucking cooking me like crazy

[obsidian crag]

You can at least take a break from the heat in the shade, you can't hide from the cold

[kind hull]

just put on another coat
ill take cold over heat any day
just look at my fucking name

[oblique yew]

Let’s be honest, fall is better. Not too hot, not too cold, and a lot less allergies than spring.

[dusk plume]

When cold
You can add as many layers as needed to get warm
When hot
You can only take off so many layers before the police arrest you for public indecency.

[limber sorrel]

hot in vegas is like 115f/46c. cold is sometimes a bit below freezing but usually warmer than that. so i prefer cold :q

[obsidian crag]

I guess it's more what you're already used to. I prefer working outside in the heat than I do in the cold, and yes I work construction.

[astral wagon]

Congratulations so do I and I live where I get both extremes from -40f to +105f both suck

[forest hare]

I prefer winter and I've worked outside in -10F.

[trail fulcrum]

The meme channel folks sure are the best ideal civilization of any server, I have to say.

[silent owl]

wat

[trail fulcrum]

Be smarter.

[trail fulcrum]

https://vxtwitter.com/nyanberryy/status/1653103864415936522?s=20

[trail fulcrum]

Dew it~!

[lusty karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsg3HW9z8Is

[limber sorrel]

cat

[fallen urchin]

man I wish my computer didn't come pre installed with bullshit

[limber sorrel]

download free win10 iso, reformat, install win10, use one of 294592459 unlockers, ???, profit

[deep crypt]

Mine too! I can't just revert because it never had 10 to begin with...

[trail fulcrum]

Made my day.

[trail fulcrum]

Peak Advertising.

[trail fulcrum]

Can you spot the artist?

[limber sorrel]

damn, that cat drew that painting?

[safe ermine]

Def true

[trail fulcrum]

This true as well?

[torn lantern]

BRUH! Why am I not allowed to astral-project

[karmic hearth]

"Marihuana" 😹

[astral wagon]

Talk about big guns look at the recoil

[toxic magnet]

@fallen urchin @fallen urchin

[fallen urchin]

?

[limber sorrel]

i stopped dating women after the 3rd one in a row forced me to consume their dog.. such a weird thing, no idea why nobody talks about this

[glacial wing]

that why i only date man

[torn lantern]

I’ve never had that problem

[trail fulcrum]

Ma-homie. SuS.

[fathom sluice]

soos

[trail fulcrum]

Could it be any more normal than this?

[limber sorrel]

ugh

[covert ferry]

you have the skinniest ugh and the fattest ugh in the whole memes channel

[plain dune]

No u

[limber sorrel]

uno

[silent owl]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[uneven tinsel]

to be fair, people do have to do that for some things, like if a professor asks for a file uploaded as pdf and you wrote it all in word, you need to know how to convert it to pdf

[lone cove]

Simple solution, use Google docs instead

[mental furnace]

Nobody asked

[limber sorrel]

everything should be done in notepad

[warm hamlet]

Everything should be done from vim terminal

[deep crypt]

All you gotta do is say: "Yes, you'd be the cutest worm" and then grab yourself a drink from the fridge

[uneven tinsel]

"but how would you know if it was me and not some other worm?"

[simple wolf]

don't enable this behavior

[lean dove]

why not? it's cuwute

[glacial wing]

All you gota do is punch her again and again till she look like a worm

[vale verge]

That escalated quickly

[limber sorrel]

this man has had girlfriends before

[dreamy bison]

You say 'only if I could turn you back'

[lethal zinc]

You say "I am not a zoophile"

[covert ferry]

dude if somebody used the word zoophile on me, I would just head out to get some milk and never return 💀

[torn lantern]

I just wouldn’t know what it means so I would pretend to know until I could google it when they’re asleep

[zenith valley]

Afk X JoJo Bizare Adventure

[silent owl]

Afk X Black Clover

[kind hull]

Afk X monster girl quest

[astral wagon]

AFK X My mom

[clever latch]

AFK X Minecraft

[dark anchor]

AFK x God of war

[torn lantern]

AFK x My Little Pony

[clever latch]

AFK X Elden Ring

[torn lantern]

That’s so me

[lusty karma]

_>

[harsh rapids]

Wha- how specific do you gotta be? Unless you've got safe search on, cuz that's just cheating

[limber sorrel]

priorities

[light meadow]

Bothers got you when you stray from your path

[covert ferry]

Brothers gonna keep you single and lonely forever tho 💀

[light meadow]

Theres a time and place, hotpot with your bros is hotpot with your bros

[torn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/arbys-roast-beef-and-chedder-roast-beef-sandwich-arby-arbys-roast-beef-sandwich-gif-21815716

[round kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/arbys-arby-roast-beef-sandwich-cheese-gif-15184296

[limber sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-flap-gif-13375508

[torn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[trail fulcrum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737359056401989735/1110190220500008980/455xf88fkd1b1.png

[torn lantern]

That’s not a meme, that’s a sad truth

[limber sorrel]

that's only true before you consider the monopoly man can endlessly print money and then give that money out to you as debt, but only just enough to survive uncomfortably, and then wage war against other countries to force them to use that currency so that despite having zero value and being backed by nothing, it's still used to trade oil and other commodities and magically gains value... and yes, i'm talking about greenland, the most evil country in the world

[torn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328357

[limber sorrel]

hole

[torn lantern]

That’s so me

[forest hare]

that's the hole problem.

[limber sorrel]

this one simple trick to make me good at golfing

[gentle jacinth]

that right there was a violation 💀

[covert ferry]

Hi depressed, I'm combo

[fallen urchin]

and they say there's only 2 genders smh

[uneven tinsel]

id be down to live there

[trail fulcrum]

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show SuS

[gray snow]

@fallow steeple im stealing your meme mine now

[round kraken]

I thought he spoke in an Arabic dialect

[covert ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQc0A3jM9A

[azure glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XOKCUqjliQ

[ruby blade]

I'm more interested in the first option

[glacial wing]

this ps1 graphics are fire

[forest hare]

no, they're electric

[silent owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782866158750793729/1112424829606428933/D0B2D0B8D0BDD182D0BED0B2D0BAD0B0-D0B0D0B2D0B0D0B4D0B0-D0BAD0B5D0B4D0B0D0B2D180D0B0-7921091.png

[torn lantern]

Who at marketing decided on that photo

[kind hull]

Im more worried about the fact this "milk" is shelf stable

[faint hull]

LeFlex

[limber sorrel]

must be one of those nut "milks" that are actually JUICES

[fallen urchin]

but milk isn't a juice, it's a smoothie
or actually sauce would probably be more accurate

[forest hare]

mmm.... cereal sauce...

[limber lotus]

i do like getting sauced before cereal

[light meadow]

The music ruined it

[limber sorrel]

my youngest kots name is dinky because he was very stinky when we first brought him home. like garbage mixed with skunk. pretty bad

[silent owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/485159821159694359/1113194562932973701/tumblr_ef242b55a9ed4212b39d492228ae86ae_f9ea98bc_1280.jpg

[torn lantern]

That’s sooo cute

[trail fulcrum]

Stop harassing this Brother! He needs to pay for his degree not finance some loans.
Also, Please pray for me folks, ||final-final papers in the next week(6 to 16) of my literal entire education||.

[lusty karma]

why is this ad so sinister?

[oblique yew]

They know skin, and they will take yours.

[tepid iron]

Huh I guess it is a Wednesday

[torn lantern]

Hump day

[covert ferry]

less weird than the actual sound effects from that scene

[compact mountain]

Wait, he's getting harassed by MILFs?

[torn lantern]

🥵

[bronze hare]

:>

[forest hare]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955458213397016596/1113380412878749787/22f65f74ec6f7632f97c5e16cb0769e81ae45981feb8af6c1c104b87afa7869e_1.mp4

[forest hare]

if you haven't seen this show, I promise you your answer is wrong.

[lethal zinc]

I'm guessing dude with the black hair bottom left

[compact mountain]

The one with the mushroom hair

[forest hare]

either you've seen it before or you noticed he was drawn with more bolded lines

[lethal zinc]

I mean it's not any of the women because of course it isn't, and it's no one with hair that looks too derpy since the mc needs to look somewhat likeable, and when you take into consideration the bolder color and the framing, it realistically should be the dude with the dark black bowl cut

[simple wolf]

Main character? I don’t see my boy Reigan in there, who is the mainest of characters

[silent owl]

And they say germans have no humor

[covert ferry]

apparently "discord mod" is B: DEINE MUTTER in German

[limber sorrel]

not really. he stands out because of his haircut, contrasting hair color and positioning. although if the guy with the unbottoned shirt were in the same place i might assume him, since he also stands out (though has a kinda side character aura to him)

[bronze hare]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-me-gay-gif-13860933

[limber sorrel]

why

[covert ferry]

It's business. You wouldn't understand.

[torn lantern]

I love Frankie

[forest hare]

it's all business, baby

[silent owl]

good cosplay tho

[small robin]

[grave coyote]

?

[mental furnace]

[compact mountain]

What the fuck is the third and seventh one?

[small robin]

it's something a person takes when he's sick from somewhere I can't mention
and seventh doesn't need explanation

[compact mountain]

I'm well aware of what both of them are, it's just what the fuck? 💀

[torn lantern]

I got dura’s suppository to 5 stars

[limber sorrel]

dura been doing something else in her bath water... and i still want some

[dire tundra]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRobcWSg/

[torn lantern]

Peak physical form

[torn lantern]

He could win Mr. Olympia

[silent owl]

that’s a One Piece villain

[karmic hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/popeye-muscles-ship-flex-gif-5992842

[astral wagon]

No one actually plays afk arena here sorry to break it to you we are just here for the memes and anyone who says otherwise is lying to you

[uneven tinsel]

Im on chapter 42 now...

[pseudo osprey]

It's true

[harsh rapids]

Oh, sure. And I'm on chapter 41 as we speak wink wink

[astral wagon]

Fake news not real you got it off google ⬇️idk but if we keep talking about it the mods are going to remove it for some reason

[torn lantern]

How do you only have 44mil gold. What are you spending it on

[cedar turret]

and only 2k diamonds

[plain dune]

RC cramming ? if you have more than 50m gold then you're losing time

[torn lantern]

What is rc?

[cedar turret]

resonating crystal

[obsidian crag]

I used to play AFK Arena, the power creep was way too strong and they were releasing way too many heroes. i stopped playing a little after Ainz came out

[plain dune]

Oh wow then you saw nothing but if that's so you had good instincts

[covert ferry]

Autumn of Rome

[gentle jacinth]

Rome never Autumned huh?

[cunning sinew]

Either One Piece villains or Berserk apostles

[limber sorrel]

seems like having a door that shuts properly, and a seatbelt, should* be a larger consideration of someone who drives like a moron

[lethal zinc]

Engine gave a good drum beat at least

[limber sorrel]

massive improvement tbh

[plush forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/497579231065276427/1116098586279690280/RDT_20230607_152408.mp4

[covert ferry]

https://yt3.ggpht.com/vZBK6cegBxZRq347fxEUpeNTd7xhTq2ZBg7aSNqzl8PMFn412IFjidJuABoaccpbR11TymPAvNW7=s800-nd-v1

[torn lantern]

Squidward’s wikipedia page be like

[limber sorrel]

🤔

[kind hull]

thats a lot to unwrap...

[limber sorrel]

lol yeah, saw it while checking reviews on this place i had to do my drug screen at

[torn lantern]

What for 🤨

[lean dove]

some places just do regular drug testing on their employees. no need to suspect anything about it

[limber sorrel]

just a standard pre-employment. all DOT regulated jobs in the US have to take pre-employment and random drug screens. many other jobs do too, but in this case it's federally required as opposed to company discretion

[fallen urchin]

man literally started playing the game today for a joke

[uneven tinsel]

but... 400 player levels.....

[lethal zinc]

Dang that was smooth. 11/10 on the execution, honestly impossible to be mad at

[ruby blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888528045881835551/1117034688322740275/044ad667122688a2ba68759c8607d76d.mp4

[quaint spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/460269833972482048/1116794466431406120/9dda92e6f39df112dcd5f3c2ac19eb91.mp4

[covert ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHctF2uTPxg

[torn lantern]

Rip robert

[forest hare]

understandable

[limber sorrel]

i've seen the original. so sad. nobody survives

[quaint spade]

Send pls uwu

[limber sorrel]

no but here's a cat playing a piano (pretty sure audio is fake doe)

[covert ferry]

Self-playing pianos exist. Some have the physical piano keys depress as they play pre set songs. It may have been where a self playing piano was playing, the keys were depressing downwards, and the cat was trying to touch the moving keys.

[lethal zinc]

I mean on that video in particular, the audio was most definitely edited on. The cat wasn't playing anything close to any of that, and none of the keys being played were moving. That also doesn't look like a self-playing piano

[covert ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[limber sorrel]

i really really like this video! can i save it

[silent owl]

nah sorry i've already copyrighted it

[torn lantern]

I think you are the first person I’ve seen actually ask permission to save a video

[silver obsidian]

Can it? 🤔

[oblique yew]

It can, but it will never be the same.

[light meadow]

Take it

[astral wagon]

Hahaha great post

[limber sorrel]

wait can cars rly talk

[astral wagon]

No I do in fact believe it’s a meme

[silent owl]

i mean cars literally do talk now idk what you mean

[torn lantern]

No, cars can talk. Only around true believers unlike yourself

[forest hare]

cars talk with wi-fi and blue tooth.

[ruby blade]

Weakling

[trail fulcrum]

Ahhhhhh, I have like more than a Billion and about .37 M Diamonds,...

[torn lantern]

How do you have so many diamonds. I constantly spend mine the second I get enough to do a x10 summon

[vital wraith]

By, not doing that.

[uneven tinsel]

I do the scamgazer 10x summon every time

[torn lantern]

I never spend on stargazer. I only use cards

[inner willow]

Credit 💳?

[silent owl]

gg go next until everyone on the earth is tied to the tracks so the trolley has no one left to run over

assuming the trolley can cover that distance in the track at a very slow pace, about 5 seconds, it’d only take 33-34 passes to run out of people, or less than 3 minutes of trolley travel time

[ruby blade]

Kill

[vital wraith]

if everyone is on the track, nobody can make the choice.
and if so, the murderer, will be the 1 who made the track

[torn lantern]

Why does no one jump on the trolley and pull the emergency brake

[light meadow]

Because the tied up people stargaze walker

[tepid iron]

Miles looks
really off

[vale verge]

he looks like a lesbian

[torn lantern]

I only stargaze the best hero, tidus

[cunning sinew]

I probably know the context and I'll never recover from this.

[torn lantern]

Damn, the mods didn’t like that conversation

[open onyx]

Mods are Californian confirmed

[limber sorrel]

as usual

[limber sorrel]

i'd represent myself before choosing her

[clever latch]

Nah that’s like the most basic college student outfit you can have

[covert ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jVafjimi0hU

[bronze hare]

He who watches all

[astral wagon]

Am I missing something??

[light meadow]

80% of posts here not even memes, just get used to it

[torn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/britney-spears-britney-spheres-sphere-spin-britney-spin-gif-25642943

[torn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-that-steve-horn-the-terminal-list-that-was-all-me-you-can-thank-me-gif-26088114

[obsidian crag]

Who even crossed out the Xavier name? Like everyone should know the meme by now

[tepid iron]

Honestly I just find it funny when people censor Xavier's identity in memes at this point as if the whole internet doesn't know his name

[silent owl]

as if that’s actually the person in the pfp anyways

[ocean sluice]

Wtf

[warm hamlet]

Liked by juanpollo99 and 723 others

[plain dune]

same vibes https://youtube.com/shorts/jRdMQkx8WGA?feature=share

[true plume]

Lmao

[forest hare]

bat cat

[torn lantern]

cat bat

[forest hare]

a cat mech pioleted by a bat

[torn lantern]

a cat being mind controlled by a bat

[astral wagon]

You’re both wrong that’s the cats bling

[torn lantern]

Bro I can’t sleep if a single part of my is hanging off of the bed. This thing would kill me

[clever latch]

Signs you are bisexual

1. You like men and women

That’s really it

[glacial wing]

Signs you are bisexual

1. you want to play on both field

[snow wyvern]

Signs you are bisexual

1. Indecisive

[plain dune]

or the exact opposite

[torn lantern]

The penguin pfps are gonna fight

[torn lantern]

What even is that

[astral wagon]

Arthur from the show Arthur

[forest hare]

an aardvark

[torn lantern]

What game is that, it looks interesting

[kind hull]

class of '09

[true field]

Yooo wtf 😂😂😂😂 (Bro what game is that?)

[astral wagon]

Pepé lè fórgè

[trail fulcrum]

Fantastic meme, really amused. One could even say, that was me. XD

[clever latch]

don’t ever bring up the battle of hogwarts

[silent owl]

security guard actually kinda sounds like Gianni Matragrano, based VA, based character

[silver obsidian]

Dad?

[limber sorrel]

this isn't a real game is it

[forest hare]

it is. Class of '09

[clever latch]

Can confirm, it’s a real game on steam

[oblique yew]

Nah, I’m going to stick to water bottles and cards on my wheel for rev noises.

[lone cove]

Murica

[trail fulcrum]

Then, we bring up this battle.

[midnight cliff]

https://i.redd.it/sdxgm99ydv8b1.jpg

[covert ferry]

zuck wins 10 times out of 10, he is actually really fit lol

[lethal zinc]

eh idk... he's kinda small. Also body shape is sometimes misleading. I mean look at fedor... not that elon musk can be compared to fedor at all lol

[fallen urchin]

Zuckerberg has been training tho
taking MMA classes for months

[dim needle]

He will give Elon the Zucc move and it's over

[trail fulcrum]

Folks, it is settled. Mother know best and she thinks not so as well.

[forest hare]

lol, women

[clever latch]

Or bite it if ur not a pussy

[oblique yew]

I just use my Invisalign to make it look like I am a psychopath using my teeth in ice cream.

[torn lantern]

That’s so me fr

[torn lantern]

worth it

[tepid iron]

Wait is that the redhead chicks head floating in that pot..

[dim needle]

Something delicious

[uneven tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/makima-yeah-chainsaw-man-gif-21119555

[torn lantern]

Woah, mind opening

[trail fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729810558018387979/1123683737566203996/ssstwitter.com_1687967149194.mp4
I mean, yeah Doctor, technically and physically, yeah, it hurts, now can you stop or should I start?

[harsh rapids]

New opening just dropped?

[torn lantern]

My favorite part is the manhole covers

[trail fulcrum]

https://vxtwitter.com/Nawniii/status/1675280866749153282

[silent owl]

The boyfriend is The Dark Wizard Melkor

[torn lantern]

I would stand there waiting for my quest. I probably wouldn’t finish it but I would wait for it

[limber lotus]

Same I gotta finish the main ploy first

[fiery acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677206266266910731/1125431194142654484/taxidermy.oh.deer.mp4

[torn lantern]

Kevin deserved it

[trail fulcrum]

Meanwhile, Kevin be like: On to the next, babbey.

[true field]

Big brain

[trail fulcrum]

Mission Otakuble.

[torn lantern]

I forfeit

[forest hare]

a challenge worth taking. I mean, haruhi suzumia could think goku out of existance and she's a slice of life protag

[torn lantern]

It doesn’t say in a fight. Takumi Fujiwara from Initial D would demolish Goku in a downhill race at Mt. Akina

[torn lantern]

Ok popeye

[torn lantern]

Who goes to a barbecue and expects vegan food

[vital wraith]

Eejits

[covert ferry]

memes aside I went to a bbq place once, asked the person taking my order what is the best thing they have there, and they told me they were vegan 💀

[torn lantern]

Yeah, but that’s the server

[glacial wing]

still pretty dumb

[forest hare]

lol

[torn lantern]

It’s called a bunt

[kind hull]

so true

[torn lantern]

When I take off my shirt people always comment on my farmer’s tan. It’s because I get all these hoes

[uneven tinsel]

Am I a joke to you motherf***er?

[plain dune]

(full video) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109645353105502371/1126564507020427345/358069249_1402307223882756_8032414072091811841_n.mp4

[deep crypt]

That cat does not want to do his job XD
Cat: "Oh the humanity!!!"

[karmic hearth]

https://youtu.be/lrgMj2RzNHs

[oblique yew]

With his sister, the love of his life, only contested by his love of ice cream. God bless Merica.

[trail fulcrum]

The 3rd part is here, folks.

[gentle jacinth]

so dumb, but actually really well done

[astral wagon]

You’ll never be me with that lame attempt at copying my pfp

[gentle jacinth]

I don't remember asking tbh

[plain dune]

https://youtube.com/shorts/L-zBk3j403Y?feature=share

[gentle jacinth]

respect that

[winter otter]

how do you fuck up that pfp

[gentle jacinth]

It's a screen clip from a couple years ago, so my guess is discord has changed its shade of grey

[wind acorn]

no clue where to put this but uhh yea 🤓☝🏻

[astral wagon]

No if you ss the background it’s changed shades slightly if you swap to light mode I’ll still be invisible edit: yeah it should be invisible with the nitro backgrounds too but I’m not sure I’d turn my name invisible too but then I might get banned from this server

[torn lantern]

He’s not lying, he’s still invisible. I mean I think I’ve gone blind from using light mode but it was worth it (not really)

[kind hull]

well do you send?

[wind acorn]

LMFAOOOOO wanna find out ? 🫵🏻😲

[plush forge]

https://tenor.com/view/man-send-it-gif-8474467

[tepid iron]

He didn't look : (

[torn lantern]

He doesn’t have much but it’s an honest life

[forest hare]

ok, my friend circle talks about like half of that stuff regularly.

[torn lantern]

If you don’t talk with the boys about summoning lightning every time there is a thunderstorm are they really your boys

[silent owl]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lsrLvZe0nHQ?feature=share

[forest hare]

most of them are girls, so... no?

[torn lantern]

Skill issue. Me and my girls go for manicures because I get dragged along by my girlfriend. So they aren’t my girls, it’s her friends making me come so they can make fun of me. They always forget how slay I look with my nails done tho 💅

[forest hare]

can't have your own girl friends, huh? understandable.

[torn lantern]

I thought the same thing when I read that, I dunno if that’s because I saw the image first tho

[midnight cliff]

🎉 How to fold a fitted sheet 🎉

[torn lantern]

Nah, you stick the corners in the corners and then you fold it like a normal sheet

[forest hare]

I just roll it up in my arms until it becomes a self-contained tube

[torn lantern]

I’m going to use that next time I have an argument with one of my homies

[scenic crypt]

https://t.snapchat.com/vQTyNSf0

[trail fulcrum]

For Italians and Japanese from Brazil.

[limpid anchor]

criminal food

[torn lantern]

I don’t care about bad food unless I have to put it in my mouth. You keep your garbage to yourself and pretend to like it

[forest hare]

I mean, what if it's good? it's just pizza shaped sushi, right?

[lethal zinc]

Yeah but... No.... That's a crime against sushi

[simple wolf]

It's not very good sushi, but it probably doesn't taste bad. It's doused in sauce, so it's just gonna taste like the sauce

[torn lantern]

I don’t get it

[trail fulcrum]

Not so fast? No you don't?

[astral wagon]

I mean have you seen games workshop prices holy chit man I’d be there too if I knew

[forest hare]

adam conover from adam ruins everything. = well, actually...

[obsidian crag]

Hobbies are expensive

[haughty eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058505645101420544/1129617974538535032/Wash.mp4

[torn lantern]

Ye, I know who he is I just don’t get why it’s funny

[tepid iron]

The joke is that they edited the joke to remove the funny from the joke, thereby paradoxically making it a funnier joke

[forest hare]

basically, the money in your pocket is going to ruin your day by not being there.

[torn lantern]

Oh ok, I never saw the original version so I was just confused

[uneven tinsel]

I hate that, I really hate that, thats no, why.... they did that on purpose knowing that no one is gonna use those.

[forest hare]

oh, they'll use them... to look through.

[ocean bramble]

just a peek

[kind hull]

finally a true dick measuring contest

[covert ferry]

it's a splatter shield for when real men pee. If it doesn't sound like you are frying chicken, you aren't really peeing 😤

[compact mountain]

Twitter

[torn lantern]

I’m the exact opposite. I try and make as little noise as possible. I always aim off to the side so I don’t hit the water

[covert ferry]

Then you don't really pee. It is as simple as that.

[obsidian crag]

This is me too, I try and avoid the water in the center of the toilet/urinal and aim where there's no water

[silent owl]

https://youtu.be/AFA-rOls8YA

[dark anchor]

I've seen too many toilet room remade so that 2 of these can fit in one toilet room. Ain't no way 2 guys gonna pee on the same room

[worldly reef]

Ngl... I love these meme references in both stickers AND emotes. XD

Sticker that is a reference to this below.

[torn lantern]

Bro, Elijah’s pinky is a piece of macaroni

[ocean bramble]

that's a thumb

[glacial wing]

people wake up to poop ?

[forest hare]

right? I just hold it until I wake up to pee

[astral wagon]

I just shit in my sleep to assert dominance to the night terrors

[lean dove]

say your mom cleans after your mess without saying your mom cleans after your mess /j

[astral wagon]

Cleans?? Cleans what I serve nurgle lord of the plague and filth

[silver obsidian]

It's a pinky lol, you can see the thumb near Lailah

[tepid iron]

Piinonion

[vital wraith]

small part of it on the left
O Pi nion

[warm hamlet]

Red Greek Onion

[lethal zinc]

Holy shit they finally found one in the wild!

Also the anime-style profile pic... The legends were true

[oblique yew]

Shhhh

[eternal lily]

green flag tbh

[valid horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524704962153021445/1131239190764453928/twitter_1662890748872720391__1685366727319_https_t_co_sxuD9iJBlX_1226x720.mov

[dreamy bison]

it is the hubris of man that overestimates his own aim, and underestimates the splashing force of his stream of urine.

[desert wigeon]

Made this a while ago

[torn lantern]

How do you have that many rabbits to even make that photo

[sharp rune]

They can fit through the bottom

[astral wagon]

Not without scratching the paint and rubbing the tires

[obsidian crag]

AliExpress is a trip, I've bought quite a number of things from various sellers and haven't had any problems. Meanwhile everyone else seems to have nothing but issues

[torn lantern]

Fr, when are Spongebob and Patrick gonna hook up

[simple wolf]

they literally raised a child together

[torn lantern]

Yeah, but that was a clam and that didn’t work out

[lone cove]

[karmic hearth]

Just like real couples

[clever latch]

Oh shit that hot?

[astral wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/smolder-smoldering-bravestone-jumanji-dwayne-johnson-gif-11326856 Sorry I was bored and gave the stop light a smoldering stare

[clever latch]

The traffic light couldn’t handle the smolder

[torn lantern]

I think you’re just describing my friend group

[prime root]

European be like

[gentle jacinth]

was that taken in Australia?

[astral wagon]

No it was taken outside my house

[fallen urchin]

isn't that like 1/32nd of a teaspoon?

[torn lantern]

It’s a measurement of distance. It doesn’t even apply. It’s like 1.2 miles

[prime root]

maybe if they gave us the width of the line formed as well

[silent owl]

there is an upper and lower range here i bet, one grain of baking soda laid out side by side to make a 1km long line, up to a 1 cubic km of baking soda

[sturdy cliff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932877175466639394/1133245951092457492/tumblr_rqdwcqkiMI1y3sod7.mp4

[open onyx]

Took me a while to find a non political meme

[kind hull]

"non political meme" is about politicians ?
but also thats just every democracy

[forest hare]

anything with a vote, really

[torn lantern]

I’m the one on the bottom row 3rd from the left

[torn lantern]

The one issue are the neighbors

[sharp rune]

For the ears

[torn lantern]

This 👆

[covert ferry]

Next gen console, every time.

[cobalt vapor]

That is just the fanbase

[torn lantern]

Fr, you better be prepared to be doxed if you say anything against them on social media

[covert ferry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A4PlXD560w&t

[lethal zinc]

you caught me.... I'm 27% gay

[torn lantern]

🫡

[open onyx]

Funniest thing I’ve seen this year

[stone raven]

The bollards shown in the above photo are a type that are screwed into sockets set at or below ground level, and thus they are easily removed, swapped, or replaced with blanking caps:

[astral wagon]

As some who does this kinda work no they aren’t Edit unless it’s not in America which Is possible

[stone raven]

The picture is indeed from Manchester in UK but still theres different types of bollards ones that a simply bolted to the ground, the turn and pop ones like in the picture the ones that can be just tiltled to the side or the fancy stuff that goes underground. https://www.snopes.com/uploads/images/photos/automobiles/graphics/bollard3.jpg

[astral wagon]

The one’s here in America are sunk a few feet in the ground and concreted in place so that’s what my reference is

[plush forge]

Why the bionicle man talking to the grox from spore

[torn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/grox-spore-default-dance-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-27392475

[plain dune]

It's not even a meme

[midnight cliff]

the best memes are real

[torn lantern]

I thought the beasts only went to level 18. They can go higher?

[midnight cliff]

yes they go higher

[radiant escarp]

36 is max. you can see when you click on the profile

[torn lantern]

Fr. I get told about literally stealing a car but if I change the thermostat prepare to die

[forest hare]

looks like the original meme is lost in translation.

[gentle jacinth]

[limber lotus]

[sharp rune]

Snaaaake

[compact mountain]

[lethal zinc]

Professional upstairs neighbor

[torn lantern]

Yes

[open onyx]

My mental state after 5 minutes of twitter. I’m not calling it X

[plain dune]

You mean X ?

[lethal zinc]

They made the logo look like it's a mathematical set istg... Thumbnail logo still shows up as Twitter in ddg browser search tho lol

[round kraken]

Xwitter

[tepid iron]

Oh I recognize this from that one weird clip of a thug eating twenty pencils

[dreamy bison]

Cromartie is perhaps one of the funniest anime I've ever seen. Its dub is very good too

[tepid iron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nmBxyzsHGv0?feature=share

[uneven tinsel]

I got you

[silent owl]

jezuz even i could do a better job with the voice acting

[gentle jacinth]

me who picked Black Sail

[plain dune]

You didn't picked any, everyone autojoined a faction. Also Black Sails were doomed to be last even before the event started thx to bad game design by lilith

[gentle jacinth]

oh lmao, rip me

[midnight cliff]

Naroko

[lethal zinc]

the perfect mix of sexual assault and murder

[limber sorrel]

you have 2 moms don’t you

[lethal zinc]

As an individual who is conscious of the sociopolitical climate in the US, I would prefer to avoid legal complications from emotionally troubled women

(And it was a joke)

[open onyx]

Ompa Gangnam style

[granite dragon]

I didn't know what you were and threw the court

[sharp rune]

Chainsawman crossover please 😳👉👈

[midnight cliff]

🤮

[warm hamlet]

OK now I know these celepo give me a weird vibe, they look like dims not native inhabitants of the world

[mental kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwmo_4S7UXY

[open onyx]

Cheeseburger

[warm plume]

It's my lucky day, get mythic Atalia

[gentle jacinth]

wait that exists?

[silent owl]

yes

[glossy maple]

was ist denn das

[silent owl]

wait what the hell

[midnight cliff]

😰

[silent owl]

🥺

[open onyx]

California good ending

[fiery acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933477642265567253/1140437736478748792/245361672_297930701881773_3139320696827989189_n.mp4

[torn lantern]

I mean it’s a fair question

[faint gust]

oh f