classic-chat

[hot knoll]

them over there with ascendeds on a new server with me struggling

[fallen delta]

Less time on game

[wise axle]

oh no

What will we ever do

Less time on a mobile game

That’s named afk arena

[fallen delta]

Afk arena can’t be afk

[wise axle]

[fallen delta]

Smh

[wise axle]

And with so many modes now it still won’t be afk

[ionic gull]

merc

[hot knoll]

this is an afk game?

[fallen delta]

So quit

[wise axle]

[ionic gull]

This game actually does have an afk arena

It’s called treasure scramble

[fallen delta]

It does

It’s treasure scramble lmao

[ionic gull]

They should just call the game treasure scramble and call that mode afk arena

Honestly

[hot knoll]

all the abelindas are at legendary

[fallen delta]

Maybe if you friended me you’d have an ascended one

[hot knoll]

maybe if i had your id i'd have friended u

[ionic gull]

does anyone else 29/8/59 their heroes just to make ‘em know you’re in control

[fallen delta]

Sucks cuz my abelinda is out on merc already

[languid cedar]

@cunning wigeon weak code today

[sudden marsh]

1th 1st

[frank narwhal]

The only mode that matters

[frank narwhal]

Baby boy Kamal

[frank narwhal]

Funniest shit I have seen today

I hate abel so much when she dropped and I spent all my red cards on her she was at 8f and I was like well thats all you fucking get right now I'm not spending money on you and then immediately got the last furn when I pulled poe the next day

I scared her

[cunning wigeon]

oh no, lilith has drawn the ire of her royal highness, queen of the whales, incognito troll of the realm, grower of the lopsided big tree, sovereign of the nightmare corridor, the glorious workaholic, memelord of the galaxy, purveyor of the jaundice looking boxes, lady hythlo

[frank narwhal]

LMAO

[cunning wigeon]

stop laughing at her majesty's lopsided trees gabepie

[charred forum]

Eyo Is Thane good I am new and just pulled it

[plain echo]

thane is trash, go #classic-questions and read the pins for a wishlist

[charred forum]

Awww man why did I have to pull a bad one 🥹

Welllll I could attach it to my rem

[slender tapir]

athane is good

[cunning wigeon]

salsa is better

[slender tapir]

[frank narwhal]

Poor thane

[frank narwhal]

Normal thane or shiny blue thane

Is he sad or is he shiny

[charred forum]

Shiny blue Thane

[frank narwhal]

Very good

[summer sluice]

Important questions

[frank narwhal]

Awakened thane is very good

[near cedar]

Power cap my beloved

[frank narwhal]

[charred forum]

Wait no 😦

He's sad

[summer sluice]

Yes thats shiny blue thane

[frank narwhal]

He's sad and blue yes

Thats a good boy

Congrats on your new boy

[summer sluice]

Just see if he has 2 arms

[charred forum]

Yayyy so it was good thank god

[summer sluice]

2 arms = good

1 arm = bad Thane

[frank narwhal]

Sir where is athanes 2nd arm

[cunning wigeon]

wait.. if wothane gets angry, he cant be.. up in arms

[frank narwhal]

I don't have thanetired emote here shit server

[ionic gull]

isn’t unflavored thane still useful in cr

even though baja blast thane overshadows him

[summer sluice]

Thats dad thane

[frank narwhal]

UNFLAVORED

[languid cedar]

[charred forum]

Yay happy days

[frank narwhal]

Yeah he has nemora round

[languid cedar]

Methinks this needs e60 mulan

[frank narwhal]

Kissing your baden

[cunning wigeon]

i'd imagine thats how one would look after a night in gabepie's basement

[summer sluice]

Mulan doesnt function hardly at all under e60

[spare wolf]

gabe said he would whale you the cores

[frank narwhal]

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

Come closer and find out

[cunning wigeon]

no thanks. i already signed up to get in vuehl's white van. he has kayaks and beer

[charred forum]

So blue shiny Thane should be in my team then ?

Just started like a day and a half ago

[ionic gull]

you can fodder blue shiny thane to ascend normal sad thane

[charred forum]

Why would I do that

That just sounds dumb

So you just said to feed my good Thane too poo Thane 🤷🤷

[ionic gull]

reject the meta

[charred forum]

Nope

I'd say I started off quite well

For never playing before

[cunning wigeon]

you better head to #classic-questions and read the pins before fckin up then

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

Vuehl the chad

[simple hazel]

How long was the fight?

[summer sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

Actually me ^

[glass star]

Why is that your merc choice

[hot knoll]

that is not my account, i just realized that was merc i thought that was their real unit

[glass star]

You realize he didn't grow an arm back, right?

[spare wolf]

yet

he's synthesizing

[cunning wigeon]

he has a 3rd... leg

[spare wolf]

[cunning wigeon]

zhappy i need 400m more ess

[summer sluice]

[cunning wigeon]

vuehl is now.. up in arms at that

[summer sluice]

In fact, I am

[sudden marsh]

🥰🥰

[frank coral]

The motion sensor on my kitchen sink stopped working !!!!!

[ionic gull]

Thane is good when paired with Fane

And Raine

[summer sluice]

You’re excused.

[wanton niche]

Time to beat the slaves until they fix it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857329415330725906/1034158501192286238/991702010514636881.gif

[languid cedar]

45ish seconds

[frank coral]

Based king

[frank narwhal]

Sobbing

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

Damn where is this white van

I want in

[main tree]

Thats fucking great

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

You literally can't

[summer sluice]

Ty im a bit of an artist myself

[frank narwhal]

Reminds me when Z was trying to convince us that athanes arm is freakishly long or whatever

[summer sluice]

WUT

[frank narwhal]

On his model it's the perspective but he redlined it and insisted it was like the length of his torso

[main tree]

Z knows about the long arm also

[frank narwhal]

STOP

[summer sluice]

Are you saying Thane never lost his arm? It was merely moved to a different location? @main tree

[frank narwhal]

I'm not even doing anything and I'll get zapped

[main tree]

Yes i thought it wasnt true and i was hallucinating but if Z says also it must be true!

[summer sluice]

[languid cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-star-trek-tos-apollo-zap-shock-gif-18131306

[main tree]

Wym we on our best behavior here 😇

[frank narwhal]

No yall are bordering gravebangers

[summer sluice]

[frank coral]

@frank narwhal

[frank narwhal]

Live action version of zaph killing his son

[languid cedar]

😳

[spare wolf]

i wish i was his son

[frank narwhal]

Kissy

[main tree]

[summer sluice]

Zappies here

[clever dagger]

thane circa 1973 arms intact

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

JDSHFKSHDKHS

[main tree]

[frank narwhal]

No thane was super twinky in tsb

Pre badens death

[main tree]

THE LONG ARM

[summer sluice]

Of the law

See zappy its okay

[frank narwhal]

[main tree]

THE PROPHECIES ARE TRUE

[summer sluice]

We just makin jokes

[languid cedar]

[frank coral]

Zappy how lewd can I get without getting banned

[spare wolf]

none

[frank coral]

🤔

[main tree]

If it gets nsfz get banned

[frank coral]

Im going to randomly dm one of you a picture of the green beans i am eating

[main tree]

[summer sluice]

No nfts?

[main tree]

Not safe for zappy

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

I miss the silent blade

When will we get part 2

[main tree]

In 10 years

[summer sluice]

Why doesnt lilith create an actual anime of AFK that would be sweet

[frank narwhal]

I just want more baden tbh

[clever dagger]

woah where can I read this

[main tree]

Would watch

[summer sluice]

Sameee

[frank narwhal]

https://comics.inkr.com/title/993-legends-of-esperia-the-silent-blade-afk-arena/chapter/53306-chapter-16

Please read tsb please talk to me abt tsb

[clever dagger]

Ty

[main tree]

Gabe knows like everything due to lore in afk

[keen relic]

[frank narwhal]

It's been almost a year since it was releasing I would find a corner at work away from the cameras at like 4 am to read it when the new chapters came out

[keen relic]

less gooo

got mmy first rem furn

[frank narwhal]

The homoeroticism

[frank coral]

Haha

Bang

Its funny cause they bang

[frank narwhal]

I miss themmmm

Okay I'm done spamming

[clever dagger]

BRUTUS IS GNARLY IN THIS DAMN

[frank narwhal]

DUDE THE WAY THEU STYLIZE HIM IN THE LAST CH ESPECIALLY

FUCKING RULES

For too long the narrative has been brutus is a big meanie who killed baden and chopped thanes arm off but the comic turns that around like thane got what he had coming to him

[summer sluice]

Oh brutus took thanes arm

[frank narwhal]

Yes

[summer sluice]

Nice, didnt know that

Maybe i should read lore

[frank narwhal]

He gave thane the chance to get away several times but thane is an asshole and didn't

The comic is good

[fallen delta]

GYAT

[summer sluice]

He made a butler joke but Oscars the butler

[frank narwhal]

Afk main chat discovers the silent blade

[summer sluice]

Does that mean Baden liked Thane and Oscar

[frank narwhal]

Thane is a butler and was raised to be one before he was ever a swordsman

[summer sluice]

Oh i only knew he was a swordsman

[frank narwhal]

He's the housekeeper of the rayne manor as well as the commander of the rayne militia

It's foreshadowing

[summer sluice]

Interesting job combination

[fallen delta]

Baden might like thane but I like you

[frank narwhal]

Baden has no idea that when he dies thane is going to pledge his life to serve his family

[summer sluice]

Clean my toilets and lead my army?

[frank narwhal]

That's thane

[summer sluice]

[clever dagger]

Kelthur looks amazing tf

[frank narwhal]

That's where the maid thane comic comes from

[kind vessel]

I went to find my oldest message here and it was asking about the mythic gear trick in ch16

[frank narwhal]

Yes I forgot kelthur is in there

He's baby boyyy

[jovial basin]

almost have enough to exchange for rei

[summer sluice]

Rei

[jovial basin]

at 56 shards rn

[summer sluice]

Whos rei

[kind vessel]

Who's rei

[jovial basin]

REM

[summer sluice]

Oh nice

[cunning wigeon]

i assume its in vuehl's basement next to his kayaks

[summer sluice]

Its in the garage that locks from the outside

[cunning wigeon]

[summer sluice]

The locks arent important though

The kayaks and beer right

Thats a good time

[cunning wigeon]

yesh

[summer sluice]

[jovial basin]

??

[summer sluice]

Just get in the garage

[cunning wigeon]

can invite gabepie over

with trez horse

[summer sluice]

Yes of course

[cunning wigeon]

[frank coral]

I have one kayak do you want it

[frank narwhal]

Why do I have a horse

[cunning wigeon]

the MPD horse

[kind vessel]

You are the horse

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

What

[kind vessel]

Neigh

[summer sluice]

I have 1 too, i love yakin

[cunning wigeon]

do you look like sarah jessica parker, gabepie ?

[frank coral]

I live on the asshole of the united states

[frank narwhal]

No?

[frank coral]

Much water to tread

[summer sluice]

Lol

[cunning wigeon]

maybe diff kind of horse

[frank narwhal]

Why bullying me

[slender tapir]

Thats an old one

[summer sluice]

No bully gabe

[frank coral]

Roxsta looks like my boyfriend

[summer sluice]

[cunning wigeon]

whos the new horse ?

[frank narwhal]

I look like a gay little skater boy

[cunning wigeon]

[frank narwhal]

I dont skate

[kind vessel]

She said cya later boy

[summer sluice]

My garage that conveniently locks from the outside is safe from these bullies you’re welcome to stay there

[frank narwhal]

I feel like there are different bullies inside the garage

[frank coral]

I look like a shredded antonio banderas

Trust me bro

[frank narwhal]

Ferret is hot ngl

[kind vessel]

Shredded like cheese

[frank coral]

Ty king

[cunning wigeon]

i look like a hairy homer simpson

[summer sluice]

Which kind

[summer sluice]

Thats a Peak Male

[frank coral]

Mmm cheese

[frank narwhal]

The cheese kind

[slender tapir]

no I meant the reference lol

[frank coral]

Guys i ate probiotic gummies I saw sitting on my friends kitchen counter

I regret this

[kind vessel]

The kind you get out of the freezer at 3am and eat handfuls of without looking at the lable

[cunning wigeon]

im peaking im peakinggg

[frank coral]

Who puts cheese in a fuckin freezer

[kind vessel]

What

[summer sluice]

[frank coral]

???

[kind vessel]

Do you not have frozen shredded cheese

[frank coral]

No

[summer sluice]

No..

[cunning wigeon]

no

[frank coral]

Who does that

[summer sluice]

Why does who does that

[kind vessel]

I've only ever put it in the freezer

[slender tapir]

cheese goes in the fridge

[frank coral]

My guy eats fucking rock solid shards of cheese on his tacos

[summer sluice]

Animal

[kind vessel]

You don't put it on stuff while it's frozen

Mostly for stuff that's cooked anyway

[frank coral]

"Hold up gotta thaw out my cheese"

Words nobody but you has uttered

[summer sluice]

Dude doesnt use a cheese grater, he used a hammer and chisel then mortar and pestle

[kind vessel]

Normal cheese goes in the fridge though

[frank coral]

You mean all cheese

This is making me laugh more than it should

[kind vessel]

But maybe it's just that I really rarely make food that doesn't use cooked cheese

[wanton niche]

Keeps it in the freezer. With the peanut butter and ketchup.

[kind vessel]

Like, it's only for stuff like omelettes or bakes

[summer sluice]

Cooked cheese..?

You mean melted cheese

[kind vessel]

That's the same thing

[summer sluice]

Ay bro pass me some of the cooked cheese for my nachos

[fallen delta]

A Lightbearer and a Mauler walk into a bar, the lightbearer asks for a beer, the tavernkeep says we don’t serve your kind here. The Mauler leaves the bar

[kind vessel]

You don't put melted cheese on nachos tho

[summer sluice]

Yes you do

And then you put ground beef

And sour cream

[clever dagger]

I like my cheese medium rare

[summer sluice]

And some bacon shreds

[kind vessel]

You put the solid cheese on the nachos then put it in the oven

[fallen delta]

Who the fuck

[frank coral]

What is happeninv

[fallen delta]

Makes nachos

In the oven

[radiant fiber]

an epic+ haelus is one of the best supports i have on ch 27

[summer sluice]

I figured it out

[frank coral]

This is unreasonably funny

[summer sluice]

I know whats going on

[kind vessel]

Do you melt the cheese in a pot first or smth

[summer sluice]

SixEyes is an experimental AI

[radiant fiber]

what the fuck

[clever dagger]

my condolences

[radiant fiber]

no you put the cheese on the nachos

[summer sluice]

Its learning from us

[radiant fiber]

no i mean hes one of the only supports i have

[summer sluice]

‘Humans do not eat frozen block of cheese’
Noted in datapad

[kind vessel]

I think this is just non-American things

[radiant fiber]

desira and rowan in the back

[fallen delta]

You melt the cheese

Then put it on the chips

[radiant fiber]

what

[fallen delta]

Or in a dipping bowl

[radiant fiber]

no

you put the cheese on the chips

then cook it

????

[fallen delta]

No

[kind vessel]

Yeah exactly

[summer sluice]

YOU DONT COOK CHEESE

[radiant fiber]

where did yall learn to make nachos

[summer sluice]

YOU MELT IT

[radiant fiber]

YOU DONT MELT CHEESE THEN PUT IT ON NACHOS

[fallen delta]

MELT THE DAMN CHEESE

[clever dagger]

nah sorry what

[fallen delta]

YES YOU DO

[radiant fiber]

BAKED POTATOS HAVE CHEESE

[summer sluice]

MELT THE CHEESE

[kind vessel]

It's literally the same thing

[radiant fiber]

AND THEY’RE BAKED

[fallen delta]

MELT THE CHEESE

[radiant fiber]

WELL SOME OF THEM

HAVE LIKE

CHEDDAR

I FORGOT

[summer sluice]

it aint easy being cheesy.

[kind vessel]

Cooking and melting don't mean anything different in this context

[slender tapir]

[fallen delta]

If I cook a human it’s different then if I melt them

[radiant fiber]

what

[summer sluice]

Yep

[frank coral]

All this cause this bozo likes to chew on solid shards of cheddar

[summer sluice]

100% correct

[frank coral]

[wanton niche]

This is a nightmare of horror foods

[clever dagger]

are you saying you melt the cheese first separate to everything else

[fallen delta]

Yes you make a cheese sauce

[wanton niche]

Insert “everybody is so creative!” meme lady here

[summer sluice]

You melt the cheese and dip the chips in OR you melt the cheese and pour it on top of the tortilla chips

[radiant fiber]

thats called a dip

nachos are topped with cheese and baked with the cheese

[summer sluice]

You dont put mfing tortilla chips i to an oven and bake cheese onto them

[radiant fiber]

you do

[summer sluice]

[radiant fiber]

💀💀💀💀

[fallen delta]

Nachos are just tortilla chips that you dip into cheese

Smh

[summer sluice]

You dont

[radiant fiber]

baked nachos yes

[wanton niche]

I do when I make BBQ chicken baked nachos

[summer sluice]

WHAT IS BAKED NACHOS

[wanton niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857329415330725906/1034158501192286238/991702010514636881.gif

[fallen delta]

https://tenor.com/view/nachos-cheese-cheese-sauce-cheesy-nacho-gif-24892031

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

Nachos

[kind vessel]

Wtf is that

[summer sluice]

Yes thats nachos

[fallen delta]

Who the fuck bakes nachos

[summer sluice]

100% that is what nachos is

[radiant fiber]

why does that cheese look factory grade

[wanton niche]

Yes, that’s nachos

[radiant fiber]

💀💀💀

[summer sluice]

Its mfing melted cheese

MELTED NOT BAKED

[kind vessel]

Why does the cheese look so plastic

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

It curdles

[radiant fiber]

it looks glassy

[fallen delta]

Cheese curdles lmao

[wanton niche]

I make bbq pulled pork with cheese in a casserole dish with crushed Fritos on top

[frank coral]

We're getting a bit off topic here.... dont forget that sixeyes freezes his cheese

[wanton niche]

And then use that as dip

[frank coral]

[summer sluice]

you stay out of if, you eat a brick of frozen cheese @kind vessel

[radiant fiber]

i mean its better for like

long term storage

to prevent mold

[fallen delta]

Yeah wait who tf freezes their cheese

[kind vessel]

You don't eat it frozen

[radiant fiber]

you thaw it first

[summer sluice]

Sixeyes eats frozen cheese

[fallen delta]

Cheese stays in the fridge

You heathens

[radiant fiber]

or the freezer to prevent mold

))))

[clever dagger]

is this what became of thanes arm

[radiant fiber]

wait is athane missing an arm

[summer sluice]

Molded cheese is just bleu cheese

[fallen delta]

If you are keeping cheese so long that it begins to get mold

You are literally a skill issue

[summer sluice]

No he grew it back, see my photo

[kind vessel]

I don't think a bag of cheese would stay good in the fridge

[fallen delta]

Or have too much cheese

[glass star]

[kind vessel]

How fast do you use 1 bag?

[wanton niche]

It does. Fridges are good at that.

[summer sluice]

I literally only keep cheese in the fridge and it stays good

[glass star]

Why is AFK Arena chat the new off-topic

[summer sluice]

Thats why fridges are for

[radiant fiber]

nobody uses off topic

thats why

[frank coral]

I dont buy bags of cheese in bulk so im usually pretty good about not eating molded cheese

[fallen delta]

Define a bag of cheese

[summer sluice]

We’re talking about Thanes fridge.

[radiant fiber]

^

[fallen delta]

Like shredded cheese?

[wanton niche]

We can all agree that Dura froze her cheese and Annih had to put a bullet in that crazy ass cause he a real one

[glass star]

[fallen delta]

The shit you put on tacos?

[kind vessel]

Like it'd prob take like 3 months to use a bag of shredded cheese

[frank coral]

Based annih

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

If dura freezes her cheese I’m happy athalia slaughtered her worshipers

[radiant fiber]

💀💀💀

[wanton niche]

This, all day

[radiant fiber]

athalia got that dog in her

[frank coral]

My guy is buying trashbags full of cheese

[kind vessel]

Like 200g?

[fallen delta]

That’s what I’m saying

[summer sluice]

6 gallon trashbag of cheese and freezing it

[fallen delta]

He’s buying literal POUNDS of cheese

[summer sluice]

Thats literally a weapon

[kind vessel]

Wtf is a pound

[clever dagger]

idk when I turn my fridge on in the morning I sometimes have to throw stuff out

[fallen delta]

Mfer taking buttersock to a whole new level

[radiant fiber]

the ‘murican way of measuring weight

[summer sluice]

Freedom units - you wouldnt understand

[fallen delta]

Imagine not speaking in freedom units

[frank coral]

Like 450 grams

[summer sluice]

Turn the temp down

[frank coral]

You mong

[kind vessel]

So should be smth like half a pound to 1 pound ish per bag

[fallen delta]

Fucking mongoloid freezing cheese

[summer sluice]

If your foods spoiling just bury it in a block of salt like wtf, thought we all did that

[kind vessel]

I can't use that before it goes off

[summer sluice]

[radiant fiber]

what

i dont want to eat like

[fallen delta]

Seriously tho freezing cheese is a capital crime

[radiant fiber]

a rotten stake with a side of clogged arteries

NOT STAKE

STEAK

[frank coral]

Well done

[summer sluice]

Ya its too late buddy

[fallen delta]

And your crimes will be dealt with punishable by death

[frank coral]

Youve never dry aged your meat?

[summer sluice]

We got a cheese freezer and someone WHO EATS WOOD

[frank coral]

[kind vessel]

It's shredded cheese, you buy it in the freezer section

[frank coral]

Thats

[fallen delta]

Those are fridges

[summer sluice]

The freezer section is not where cheese is located

Nobody freezes cheese

Its actually illegal.

[fallen delta]

Mfer buys his ground beef in the freezer section too I bet

[frank coral]

Every grocery ive been to keeps cheese on like 43 degree (like 6 or 7 celcius) aisles in the dairy

[kind vessel]

I'm 100% sure this is just an "Americans first time seeing outer world" thing

[summer sluice]

Ive been to 6 different countries

[fallen delta]

These are not freezers

These are temperature regulated fridges

More like coldracks

[kind vessel]

Shredded cheese is in a diff section than normal cheese

[summer sluice]

…

[fallen delta]

No it’s not lmao

[summer sluice]

Thank you

[frank coral]

@kind vessel tommorow morning I will go to the nearest grocery and take a picture for you

[summer sluice]

Proof its a crime

[kind vessel]

[summer sluice]

We’re calling your local PD

[kind vessel]

I'm not from NZ

[summer sluice]

Cheese Freezer

[fallen delta]

Cheese in the freezer smh

I’ve heard some dumb shit

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

But that’s next level

[kind vessel]

Wtf

I'm so confused

[fallen delta]

NO ONE FREEZES CHEESE

How is that confusing

[summer sluice]

Hey, Bro can you grab my ice outta the oven @kind vessel

[fallen delta]

😂

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

@summer sluice knows all about the vodka ice cubes tho

[clever dagger]

my uncle had to serve 2 years for frozen cheese related offences

[summer sluice]

Delicious in a cup of water

[fallen delta]

😂😂

[kind vessel]

You don't use a whole like 1 pound bag of cheese in less than 2 months right

[summer sluice]

Understandable, well deserved i’d say

[fallen delta]

Depends how many tacos I’m making

[summer sluice]

Truth

[wanton niche]

Whisky stones are good, but that’s not ice

[kind vessel]

How often do you make tacos

[summer sluice]

Everyday? Tf

Tacos so good

[fallen delta]

Every other Tuesday

[kind vessel]

Wtf

[fallen delta]

Taco Tuesday shall not be Topped

[kind vessel]

I think I make tacos like maybe once every 6 months

[summer sluice]

You make all kinds of food with shredded cheese

[wanton niche]

I make tacos every Tuesday

On Taco Tuesday

[frank coral]

You must understand americans also eat more than everybody else

[fallen delta]

Quesadillas, tacos, sometimes lasagna

[frank coral]

[summer sluice]

Yes here in USA we eat 3 meals a day because Freedom

[kind vessel]

I also eat less than everyone else too lol
American sizing is like 8x my portions

[wanton niche]

Austria is the only country that eats more than the US

[fallen delta]

I weigh 66kg and still will eat more cheese than you

[frank coral]

I need the food because im sexy and jacked

[fallen delta]

Mostly cuz I don’t need to thaw my cheese to eat it

[kind vessel]

I'm waaaay less than 66kg

[summer sluice]

Few artists came from there

[frank coral]

I am like

90-95kg

[wanton niche]

How are you all so small

[kind vessel]

Idk if I'm even 95 pounds

[wanton niche]

Do you even lift?

[fallen delta]

I used to weigh 80kg

[frank coral]

Yes!

[summer sluice]

I like to stay a cool 220kg-260kg

[kind vessel]

Ok sumo wrestler

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

Gyat

220kg

[frank coral]

Im 5'11 and cannot put on any more weight im trying

[wanton niche]

Up your protein

[fallen delta]

I’m 5’10 and got a dad bod

[summer sluice]

Idk how much i mm in kg lemme google

[fallen delta]

Chicks love dad bods

[fallen delta]

Not 220kg lmao

[frank coral]

I swear i consume like 200g of protein a day atleast

[kind vessel]

220kg is what like over 400 pounds

[frank coral]

📉

[fallen delta]

485

[summer sluice]

Im probably like 94kg

[fallen delta]

I eat about 4000 calories in 1-2 meals lmao

[kind vessel]

I think the heaviest I've ever been was 53kg?

[fallen delta]

204lbs

[summer sluice]

Yeah about that

[frank coral]

I usually hover 190-205 lbs

[fallen delta]

Are you a woman by chance

[summer sluice]

If you arent a woman and you are less than 53kg

[kind vessel]

[fallen delta]

I hover 160-190

[summer sluice]

Then you need to eat more food

You’re dying

[wanton niche]

I haven’t weighed that little since I was 10yo

[fallen delta]

If not a woman then you need to bulk ong

[kind vessel]

When I was 10 I prob weighed like 25kg

[wanton niche]

Even if woman, need to bulk

[summer sluice]

Need women stronk

[frank coral]

Fuckin pomeranian

[fallen delta]

I was 60kg from 6th grade until 19, now I’m 66-68kg

[fallen delta]

https://tenor.com/view/flexgirl-muscle-girl-gif-18037996

[kind vessel]

Americans looking at me like "how are you so light"

[wanton niche]

This

[fallen delta]

113lbs isn’t light

It’s throwable

[frank coral]

Not that anyone asked but muscular women are

[summer sluice]

You ever tried to pick up something that weighs 113lbs?

[frank coral]

Mmmm

[kind vessel]

Isn't it pretty common for Asians to be like 50-70kg

[frank coral]

I like me a woman wit a 6 pack

[summer sluice]

I dont know, i cant say ive weighed a lot of asians and taken an average

[wanton niche]

Same, preferably an IPA

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

I like me a woman who can domestically abuse me

[wanton niche]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-wink-cheers-toast-pointing-gif-16236516

[summer sluice]

I like waking up on the floor after telling her its guys night

[frank coral]

[fallen delta]

I’ve had one Asian ex and I didn’t weigh her

She was throwable tho

Prob less than 53 tbh

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

Did she throw you

[wanton niche]

I have bags of sand for storms that weigh more than that

[summer sluice]

Had to have been another female if weighing 45kg lol

[kind vessel]

She was really short though

[fallen delta]

Short girls have big boobs ong

[frank coral]

Yall finna get taken away by a breeze

[fallen delta]

45 kg with 10kg of boobs

[still sand]

Does xp ever become needed again?

[summer sluice]

Wdym

[fallen delta]

No

[kind vessel]

Blue xp?

[summer sluice]

For heroes?

Wait a minute

[fallen delta]

We dont answer questions here smh

[summer sluice]

We were having a conversation @still sand

Rude

[fallen delta]

That’s what #classic-questions are for

[summer sluice]

Grab the torches and pitchforks

[fallen delta]

Instead we talk about freezing cheese

[still sand]

Yea

[summer sluice]

ANYWAYS YA WHO FREEZES CHEESE

WAIT A MINUTE

wait

@kind vessel

You said you’re Asian

[kind vessel]

[fallen delta]

Asian boi or gorl

[summer sluice]

I have been to China, Japan, Thailand and Philippines

[frank coral]

No difference

[summer sluice]

And S Korea

[wanton niche]

Ong Annih just rolled up like “ayo have a drink” and popped a 50 cal in that bitch when he found out Dura out here freezing cheese like what

[fallen delta]

Vuehl taking me to S Korea soon

[summer sluice]

I NEVER SAW FROZEN CHEESE

NOT ONCE

[kind vessel]

Yeah because they don't eat cheese at all lol

[still sand]

45kg female conversations seem important my b

[kind vessel]

I'm Australian anyway, Asian by blood

[fallen delta]

They are

[summer sluice]

Thank you for your consideration.

[summer sluice]

THEY DONT FREEZE CHEESE IN AUSTRALIA EITHER THOUGH

[fallen delta]

Is there any other way to be Asian?

[kind vessel]

I swear they do

[summer sluice]

Ive been to Brisbane, Darwin and a few other places

No frozen cheese in sight

Besides that horrific vegemite

[fallen delta]

Frozen cheese is a crime

[summer sluice]

An abomination

[safe panther]

Hm has someone entered chapter 57 yet?

[wanton niche]

Through marriage, coercion, or weeb

[frank narwhal]

What did I tab into

[frank coral]

Let me call up my mate from sydney

[kind vessel]

Do you go grocery shopping everytime you go overseas and look for the cheese section

[summer sluice]

No but we’re very close

Im 56-53 currently

[safe panther]

The top whale in my server is at 56-53.

[fallen delta]

How do you get coerce into Asian hood

[summer sluice]

Yep sounds right

[kind vessel]

[fallen delta]

56-57 here

[frank narwhal]

Tf is the cheese section

[spare wolf]

[wanton niche]

Dura froze her cheese so Annih had no choice but to 187 that bish

[kind vessel]

Cheese

[safe panther]

So one more update should do the trick.

RC lvl 920 to enter chapter 57.

[frank narwhal]

Like the dairy section

[frank coral]

Normally cheese is in the "dairy" section

[summer sluice]

Should be

[frank narwhal]

Where the fuck is the cheese section

[frank coral]

Never seen a whole corner of my local winn dixie labeled CHEESE

[frank narwhal]

And can I live there

[fallen delta]

Cheese section

[summer sluice]

1 hero will for sure put us into Ch57

[frank narwhal]

I also see pasta

And dips

[molten egret]

I finally did it

[wanton niche]

More accurately: involuntary reproductive coercion

[frank coral]

Oh

[frank narwhal]

Stop wasting gold on starring the equipment

[fallen delta]

Oh

[safe panther]

Let's see if chapter 57 enemies get e30.

[summer sluice]

Always call Pasta, noodles, when in front of italians. They love it @frank narwhal

[kind vessel]

Isn't it normally like a dairy section but with different subsections for types of dairy. They aren't just randomly strewn across the dairy section

[frank narwhal]

Why would I subject myself to italians

[frank coral]

My dad is italian 🤯

[frank narwhal]

See

[fallen delta]

I am Italian

[safe panther]

🤌

[fallen delta]

Freedom flavored Italian tho

[summer sluice]

[frank coral]

But you think im hot

[frank narwhal]

I have bad taste

[kind vessel]

Spicy italian sausage

[frank coral]

[frank narwhal]

I'm kidding you're pretty

[fallen delta]

Imma show my spicy Italian sausage

[frank narwhal]

[fallen delta]

Jk

[kind vessel]

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

Why is it spicy

[fallen delta]

AIDS

[frank narwhal]

Get that checked out

[summer sluice]

McDonalds Sprite?

[frank coral]

Do you want vuehls german bratwurst or my spicy perri italiano sausiago

[wanton niche]

Did you all wish your moms happy Mother’s Day

[fallen delta]

Whys it so spicy

[summer sluice]

The h’WHAT

[kind vessel]

Yesterday?

[frank narwhal]

Having flashbacks to when you were trying to ask zod if he was gay

[frank coral]

[fallen delta]

Who deleted my gif

[summer sluice]

We had brunch with mine

[wanton niche]

Yes we did

😉

[kind vessel]

[summer sluice]

[fallen delta]

Anything else you freeze 6Eyes

[summer sluice]

Probably freezes potatos too

[kind vessel]

Water

[summer sluice]

Eats em right outta the freezer

[wanton niche]

Mayo

[kind vessel]

Potatos take ages to go off so you wouldn't freeze them

[wanton niche]

And peanut butter

[frank narwhal]

Yes I'm love my mather

[fallen delta]

6👁️👁️ definitely chews ice

[summer sluice]

Cheese is like months before expiring…

[frank coral]

I chew ice

[frank narwhal]

JDHSIFBSIDHS

[kind vessel]

No one chews ice wtf

[frank coral]

I do

[summer sluice]

My wife does actually

[frank narwhal]

My potatoes always start sprouting before the cheese is ever bad

[fallen delta]

Can I meet your wife

[frank narwhal]

Stupid potatoes

[fallen delta]

For a science project

[frank narwhal]

Can I also meet your wife

[kind vessel]

Does your wife have an ice addiction

[summer sluice]

Shes a maniac for chewing ice

No she doesnt

[wanton niche]

Mine also chews ice

It’s a sickness

[summer sluice]

It really is

[fallen delta]

Sell your wife’s

[kind vessel]

[frank narwhal]

I wish they didn't so I didn't have to give pts cups of ice to chew on bc they're bored and can't eat food

[frank coral]

My wife does not chew ice

[summer sluice]

Bless you

[frank coral]

Mainly due to the fact I do not have a wife

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

I can be your wife

[fallen delta]

LMAO

[wanton niche]

I’ll officiate

[frank coral]

Sure

[wanton niche]

Wait

[fallen delta]

Gave

[summer sluice]

They cost a lot sometimes

[frank narwhal]

What

[wanton niche]

Do you chew ice Gabe?

[fallen delta]

Is your pronouns

[summer sluice]

She wanted a $200 nespresso machine

[frank narwhal]

No my teeth are sensitive

[fallen delta]

He/him/hole

[summer sluice]

But, i dont regret the purchase

[wanton niche]

@frank coral don’t let this one go, he’s a keeper

[frank coral]

Yeah thats the issue I though my mortgage was expensive until I got a girlfriend

[kind vessel]

What does PT stand for because everytime I see you write it I think 'physical therapist'

[frank narwhal]

Someone called me Mr hole here once thinking they were fucking w me but I still laugh abt Mr hole like every few days

[wanton niche]

The house is free compared to what the rest of these humans cost me

[summer sluice]

Kids are so expensive

I never want one

[wanton niche]

I never wanted one. I wanted four.

[summer sluice]

They might FREEZE THEIR CHEESE WHEN THEY GET OLDER

[kind vessel]

What section do you buy kids in

[wanton niche]

Life had other plans.

[frank narwhal]

I'm she fr

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

I have one of those

[wanton niche]

For me, it was the beef section

[frank narwhal]

I have 2 actually a keurig and one of those

[summer sluice]

I dont regret it she made me an espresso and it was so good

No regrets

[frank coral]

Pastrami sandwiches for days huh

[frank narwhal]

[wanton niche]

Talking about them THICC cuts of meat

Hams for days

[frank coral]

Those droopy heavy curtains

[frank narwhal]

Patient bc if it's capitalized it means phys therapist

[kind vessel]

Cero talking about kids and thicc cuts of meat

[kind vessel]

O

[spare wolf]

[safe panther]

What if Lilith could use the money received from whales to build some homeless shelters?

[frank coral]

[frank narwhal]

Hi bapoy

[frank coral]

Bye

[safe panther]

Apartment buildings for the homeless.

[frank narwhal]

I fucking love chat rn

[frank coral]

Horrible idea

[wanton niche]

Only if we could eat them. They’re otherwise useless.

[frank narwhal]

Its like getting punched in the face over and over

[safe panther]

And give the homeless phones to play AFK Arena.

[summer sluice]

Hey guys zappys here

[wanton niche]

Hang on … you might be on to something here

[summer sluice]

Anyways as we were talking about, Badens homeless shelter

Brutus comes in right, to the shelter

[frank narwhal]

That's the island of the banished

[summer sluice]

First thing hes checking is the freezer

[wanton niche]

Turn the homeless into an afk farming labor force

[kind vessel]

Aint no way a Mauler has ever seen a freezer

[summer sluice]

TO MAKE SURE THERES NO CHEESE WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG

[wanton niche]

Modern slavery. It works.

[frank narwhal]

Is this vuehls stand up comedy routine

Whats happening

[summer sluice]

no

Those are usually decent

[knotty dagger]

Daimon or grezhul?

[wanton niche]

Grez

[frank narwhal]

Both

[summer sluice]

Grezmon

[kind vessel]

or

[frank coral]

Frozen trashbags of cheese

[knotty dagger]

which is better to invest in early chapters? (chap 20)

[frank narwhal]

What if frozen cheese pizza

[summer sluice]

My god

You broke the code

[wanton niche]

Early don’t matter. Grez is better.

[knotty dagger]

okay noted

[frank narwhal]

You don't need to invest in daimon past 203 anyways

Grez is better

[knotty dagger]

203?

[summer sluice]

Lucius with Duras blade @knotty dagger

[frank coral]

Gabe not everyone can afford that

[frank narwhal]

Stfu

Biting you

[summer sluice]

[frank narwhal]

With my sensitive not ice chewing teeth

[summer sluice]

I needed to go to bed 2 hours ago

Fml

[frank coral]

:2bmoan:

[frank narwhal]

Old man

[knotty dagger]

okay thanks

[frank narwhal]

HELP

Ferret what

[summer sluice]

[frank coral]

External emotes dont work

🙄

[summer sluice]

Ya they blocked them

[frank narwhal]

That's the least of my concern

[summer sluice]

Its criminal

:albedoriding:

Yea it doesnt work

[frank coral]

📉

[frank narwhal]

LMAO

:thanetorture:

[summer sluice]

Anyways so somehow a yellowjacket got into my house earlier

I put him in the freezer

[frank narwhal]

Why

[frank coral]

To thaw out for his nachos later

[frank narwhal]

[summer sluice]

Correct

Because yellowjackets are assholes

And he needed to chill out

[frank narwhal]

I had some neighbors that froze a bee and then took it out while it was half frozen and confused and tied a little string on it and then just had a bee on a string as a pet

[summer sluice]

What

[frank narwhal]

Block parties get weird

[summer sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[fallen delta]

Weird asf

[frank coral]

I made pancakes with chocolate chips and a handful of wasps before

[frank narwhal]

Rednecks will be making crawfish fight each other and shit

[frank coral]

I have the pic somewhere

[frank narwhal]

I have seen it

[summer sluice]

Hey i make good money on those fights

[frank narwhal]

[frank coral]

Me

[kind vessel]

Aint no way this is less weird than freezing shredded cheese

[frank narwhal]

Less weird

[summer sluice]

Nah frozen cheese def more weird

[frank narwhal]

Stop freezing cheese

Cheese freak

[frank coral]

Its kinda cool how if a crawfish damages his arm he just fucking tears it off with the other

Metal

[summer sluice]

Thats a fact

[kind vessel]

Who tf eats wasps

[summer sluice]

They’re metal af

[frank coral]

They were dead

[fallen delta]

Everyone?

Who doesn’t eat wasps

They are full of nutrients

[summer sluice]

Totally normal meal

[fallen delta]

I personally put them in my salads

[summer sluice]

Im confused

[frank coral]

Aussies first time not being upside down moment

[summer sluice]

Wdym who eats wasps @kind vessel

[kind vessel]

Aight mr 220kg "I eat wasps every day"

[summer sluice]

220kg jesus

[frank narwhal]

Huge

[summer sluice]

Yuuge

[frank narwhal]

Big

[kind vessel]

That's a lot of wasps

[frank coral]

Vuehl doesnt look that fat

[frank narwhal]

[frank coral]

[summer sluice]

Im not 220kg lmao

[frank coral]

no shit

[kind vessel]

This lol

[summer sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-gif-23382655

[summer sluice]

Thats clearly a yoke

[kind vessel]

Yeah I know 🤦‍♂️

[summer sluice]

We know too

[fallen delta]

Freeezing cheese smh

[frank coral]

Okay my aussie mate just got back to me and he said its normal for those guys to freeze shredded cheese, but not block

🤯

[summer sluice]

Freezing mfing cheese

[frank coral]

L humans

[kind vessel]

How do you know that you really know

No one freezes block cheese

[frank coral]

Well no one should freeze cheese at all

[frank narwhal]

Stop the fucking count

[fallen delta]

I’m gonna sell @kind vessel to buy more beasts

[summer sluice]

Man

[twilit estuary]

I got scarlet what can they do?

[summer sluice]

They took my role

[frank coral]

Oh its coming

[fallen delta]

Oh no

[frank coral]

[kind vessel]

What time did you get?

[fallen delta]

Vuehl no longer green

Either is S1x

[twilit estuary]

What can scarlet do and are they any good?

[summer sluice]

Apparently im the only one who got warned for being off topic out of everyone else here

[fallen delta]

Damage and yes

[summer sluice]

[frank coral]

Do I still have color

Yes

[summer sluice]

Like wtf

[frank coral]

You are not

[tranquil atlas]

No