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n
hottake you can always eat anything with vanilla paired
im scared of that feeling 
Hot take water is wet
Being loved?
yes 
1x vanilla, 1x whatever exotic thing they have
π
u get me
Pretty cool take
mint 
nah dad gtfo π
Just eat toothpaste
mint is not exotic
Average Iperx W
just eat mint with mint

Ew.
have u ever had berliner luft? that shit tastes like that, mint ice cream doesnt taste that way 
Nah I could have said coffee
Common Crown ragebait
wym coffee
was the "cool" ice cream pun not intended
No you are crazy
im being dead fucking serious lol
man what the helly that was good
idk i usally go for like some tropical fruit, paired with vanilla and sometimes if they have some rare choc-ice a small bit on that ontop

thats like goated for me
Yall ever tried blue ice cream
cookies with giant ass crumbs in it is peak
yes its ass
like the gummy one?
Yall ever try cream
Y'all ever
cream pie?
goobers yellow is even brighter
oh
Yes
The fruit loop tasting one
ooo that happens if you mouseover
LMFAOO

ungodly timing
I shoulda keep cooking
So evil
Can't ever go wrong

my fav pie
right after cutie pie

average cream pies last 2min for me then i ate all of it 
talking about the cake obviously
Iβm not
I knew crown was a bottom
Shorter than normal
oh

i let hot mommys step on me 
Like Emma frost
How many cream pies we talking here?
pretty average i would say
Cold mommies>
like 4
Can't ever stop at one
Pretty good ngl
yes 
wait does your of subscription include your feet baked muffins aswell? @civic rampart - then I'd like some - put please with the cat paw feet things from pic 2
i mean whats better than having one cream pie? obviously 2
with these cat feet shoes?


and crown knows 



zikis is my goat
boobi we can make you some 

It's giving bottom
this one i only send to my homies when i kiss them good night
It's giving @pine sable
?
Give me vyloris in companions
You french kiss your homies?

only good night cos thats not gay
dont act like we havent

its not gay if its the homies
amen 
Iperx bi and now crown? 
but I'd have kissed kasu and gooby full-homo 
Lgtv people take too much place
what about the HD+ community?
All tongue sheesh
understandable 

are we only getting nara's skin? 
which one
That's all you need 
The new one
didnt get the leaks
who is leaking?
Average league player
Gooby's dream man
i dont wanna google that
Not one bit
Official mail
Iβd rather die
u and me together
Kinda gay
Itβs bobox
that tells me fucking nothing
not if its with the homies
Itβs ropredators
Ew


Only the realest homies do this
You can't be autistic and like physical touch
No i'm dead
you can, if you find your specific significant other 
i am just restarted 
And girl
cya goobster

o7 boobi lost her fav
Who's my fav π
Cod Advanced warfare referenced
goob
o7 lost but also forgotten
if u arent gay with the homies u are gay
riding the boat till it sinks, tanking it like a real one 
time to summon sailus
No clue what else to do
on like mishka, aBrutus and other stuff
For moments like these I need you to have my account 
So I can just get surprised
I be Like iperx help me out
You be like I got you baby
What are your other options
Iβll be like omg mishka T1
Lol
You be like oh yeah π
A lot bro
Guess you'll have to screenshot every hero
Thatβs the problem
No Belinda or Mira weapon is tough. Jinwoo T2 boots are actually pretty good.
For a t1? Maybe sjw or shall
also having t1 armor on mishka and not a single piece of it on shalltear is fucking criminal 
Shall chest or jinwoo helm
i would say shall boots cos of the dodge she is gonna use her cheat death less often
you could also do her helmet for more damage unga bunga
So guys I have a intelligence stone
Uhm
dont get a stone next time if u have enough and ask before 
Can anyone help me with a formation
I didnβt plan on asking
Wrong channel
I was like hm maybe I should ask the hivemind
u can do her hat so her % damage on the health loss gets increased, its scales with her attack rating
Companion channel here?
boots are fine as well 
16% Dodge is irrelevant in your opinion?
open ur eyes and look at the different channels we have for a reason 
I feel like that would help Mira stall quite a lot
its not % is flat dodge, it scales based on how much accuracy ur opponent has
I think with Mira's kit you want to go for helm over boots if you have too. I would personally wait for a Belinda or Mira weapon
So not that good
Ur not him bro
He sure is
i am him lil bro
Holy glaze
Crown is him
Lmaoooo
its fine if u feel like she uses her reset too fast, both is good imo rly depends on her use case
So longterm Both either way got it
Bloody fool go get a life and touch grass
say the guy asking for help in an afk game, get ur shit checked 
Learn to read dislexic mf
I mean you came here to ask us for help friend
The channel your looking for is literally one below this one
Afk is where u afk check ur eyes mate
yeah i will do her gear after i finished my sjw
Oo bro is overprotective
makes zero sense nt tho 
Yh Crowns my homeboy
(Away from keyboard)
no hes just being a homie which u clearly arent getting
No one asked mate
it still makes zero sense nt again tho 
Still didn't ask
LMAOOO
im pretty sure u asked for help earlier buddy
I didn't ask abt ur relationship with ur mate fam
What u on
It's a question not a declaration of war
nor did i ask if u have any issues with ur formations
Then don't asnwer
And move on mate
no ur just too fucking blind to ask in the correct channel
Bloody fool innit
Maybe bcs I don't use this discord as much as u do
Think out of the box mate
Cheers mate
Anyone who is cursed with expedition siege mode knows it isnt afk anymore π
ur brain seems to be afk cos ur shitty reading capabilities have nothing to with how often i am chatting here
Did bro take it srsly
πππ
Keep yapping
i dont need ur permission for that thx 
No way the twins are on my tip
πππ
10/10 ragebait
nothing u have there
Never knew I was so good at this
me when I lie
Keep yapping
ur just dumb making a fool of urself cos ur illiterate
You can't say that when both Cayan and Crown are online. The married couple must attack anything that moves
dont need ur permission for that again btw if u are unable to read what i said before cos that is apparently still the case
that guy is just jealous 
im also taking a nap i gotta be ready for this dumb ass snipe fest
I wonder what he would say if he got asked 1000 illiterate questions a day
Damn I forgot that was today
I forgot arena ends today π©
UUGGHH
nothing cos he cant read them anyways if they are in fucking text form
Maybe you have to take care of mine too
Maybe
i cant even take care of my own cos my ass gets sjw burgerflipped into narnia
Fact
Crazy
i just pray to the old man up there and hope my defense holds
attacking is ungodly easy compared to defending 
Yeah I just dont wanna do it
I'm starting to be top 15 instead of top 10
But I'm supposed to be not spending bc lilith is greedy
See yall in 6 and a half hours
Sorry Bro
everyone in s75 region in arena in top 15 is like the same level account as me or better
crazy shet
Is that iperx region
not yet
Yh its rough out there
s70 to s82
We lower server have it good
top 15 is spender tier
and 5 guys in this region i think are ch 46+
i need senf to update the borrowed heroes so i can use leonardo ina multi
i need the canon push back at start
After what feels like forever, I have finally made progress in campaign again π And then got stopped by a single steam stage π
Love Puerto Rico chestplates
Omg no i missed the beef
Wtf is this gif
Gay
is there a beginners guide for companions?
no but there is beginner comps pinned in #companions-lineup-help
and a big "guide-finder" doc in #companions-questions
I get that youβre angry that I know your secret
No worries
No such things only truth
Till u admit it
I admit it, I'm iperx the bot
I admit it Iβm FemGoober the femgoober
I got cake (the type to eat) 
I got cake (still the type you eat but not consume)

(Mezoth would still devour)
Cat loaf is elite
I think you're right 
Okay have fun talking to yourself then
Idk Iβm doglexic
Buss down
Why are rats so cute
Why is there a dead cat on the right
The things that brought the bubonic plague are adorable





All hail 
Time for apple pie 

If might be a little creamy Iperx sorry

Should I say fuck it and t2 weapon crassio
I've mine with no cream though

He's in #companions-questions
Yes 
Ill give you extra



Yes (mage weapons>>>agility weapons>>strength chestplates>strength weapons)
Someone pin this 


My goodness you are quick with it
That's what she said
No i wanted to make a ziki dick
Yeah you calm down
ur mom
You what-
@iron viper CALM DOWN






We need a channel for just posting zikis I swear

animated
Zikis farm 
Zenis
Yeah let's get some artists over here
dont ask for goobers zenis
Itβs literally become THE emoji in companions
WHAT
No i'm not called @timber cipher to have such a request
Iperx feetiz


Why are they named "i don't wipe my ass" or something similar
The McDonaldβs socks!?

rare w

The deodorant names are even worse
because we have subordinates that lick our asses
?
Shit wiper 30 in 1

Optional extra use as antifreeze
jarvis pull out the 82 in 1 wiper
there are some pretty good male perfumes that are floral
π
What the fuck does a weekend smell like
Wth is this
Like sunshine and rainbows
Lagoon 
Astronaut?
Tf does that smell like the vacuum of space!?
Like an unwashed ass
Ick
idk had to look it up f.e. one i wear is named "lorenzo pazzaglia - dark florum"
I forgot you were half fruity so i'll give you a pass 
Go wash your gooch grease


We love fruit basket Iperx

I haven't been converted to the fruity ones tho.

Bro took 10 minutes to write that
I HAVE PEOPLE COMING IN MY ROOM im sorry

I have guests 
People coming? Ah ok
Let me show you what itβs like

These guests ^

Unwanted guests = pie?
They coming for you since u called liberta a twink 
It's getting worse and worse

How do you remember that 
Something called a brain
something something tism and hyperfixating about what some people say

Hyperfixating over what people say is crazy π
hyperfixating about socks f.e.
πΎ
or your shitty drawings 
Socks you say?
Always have to be careful here
Thatβs right up Boobis alley

Never know when SaiLus is lurking with the camera
they're not exactly mine I'm sorry I'm sharing them tho bc I got drawn 
I have like 40 ss of the last 6 days btw
here is another one
Don't apologize we're having a wit fight π
that was from the person that made me wear cat ears
:3 shits on your bed
I love that one
Rawr x3 destroys the house
"Made me"

well i got dressed up, didn't resist it tho
π gross
A proposition is forming
can be cute if it doesnt take too long
The plugs with a tail at the end are a little unhinged

nobody is wearing them 
Maybe crown


but then its like a pleasure stuff and not dress-up thats not the chill part about it 

The eu special
Ew.

Thatβs nasty
i hate when my hands get oily on the production site fair
Bro scratched his gooch and kept it under his nail for a future snack
Speaking of I need to repaint mine
Not edp445
I wash my hands excessively
Heβs gonna eat my cupcake π
Haha don't have dry hands you're so handy
Literally I have been told by a doctor to stop washing them so damn much
I'd rather be burned alive

Not for a long while
imma become a cursed robot
what who cursed me already

βWho decided thatβ π£οΈ
HE KNOWS
Too bad he was in a shit show
best character
He shouldβve had his own
istg
He carried
Best character in the worst show
Frfr no cap in ohio
7 deadly frames
Ew.
.wE




What'd you do
they ban smurfs now
I never played ranked π

bronze bonzo
Wood wiper
The galaxy gripper

the gooby gooner
π€’
Nah I gotta delete that one
Yeah thank you
Too much
Too violent

boobi cant handle feet, socks is enough 
Ok the of is free

Yeah i was the one who asked to be stepped on multiple times 
I have chills just seeing the gif
This shit is horrid
do you ever have hyperrealistic feeling nightmares like being shot in the leg or like eaten from a crocodile - like in almost real part of your city or area
and then like dying and waking up in sweat, like that shit happend to me
I'd pay 50% more to launch the person who suggested that out of the plane
THANKYOU
gex
Ew.
Very very occasionally but not those per say.
some planes did like this as a test π
Yeah both of those designs I saw when they were first suggested
Imagine someone farts that would suck

Terrible ideas ngl
yea thats kinda it i dont wanna smell the shithole of another person
Fire hazards too
What happens to the overhead bags
Ehhh
Big metal tin fire at 40k ft will kill you either way
It's the same with the structural integrity/crash support.. if you are crashing you are most likely dying
If you die you are dead
Better to focus on helping the plane survive bird strikes, engine failures, and mechanical failures (optimize gliding distance and mechanical safety measures)
If you die you arenβt alive anymore π€―
Me when I die
but i get what gooby means even if you have like one part like the landing gear failing and scratching the plane on the belly - like the down-seaters are getting bricked
or the upseaters if the belt is not holding are getting flung around
dejavΓΊ
Flung into space
Silly Billy designers
wait in my dejavu somebody commentet about down seaters and that its not a real word
π
i swapped timelines
noooooooooooooooooooo
*bottom seater 
Buttah dog
frick my 100th persona died and the timeline just went exitinct
Dog with da
i put butter on him
nooooooo tynacity rare occasion to have ya back

I've been mega busy the past few weeks I will be on alot more I promise
its time to get more silly and funny
My campaign duo came online and didnβt even change the heroes lent out π

Im boutta change duos man

you gotta find him now
Iβm spam @ ing him on dc

tell him that you'll vomit on his pillow
:3 pees my pants

"bad girl, in the shower"

wait boobi you aint all vanilla, rather a degen 
None of this is serious π lmaoo
clowntooth connections
There's weird and weird 
weird, whats the difference 


Mines signed by Iperx
no like im either socially focused or im a shut in and hyperfixated on smth
like i just take weird life choices, i can go rave with friends or drink alc and party up
or i can randomly decide that i want to be #1 afk arena and sacrifice some life stuff for it and people still visit me 
i need a mezoth license otherwise im unable to drive such a beast
Iβm too shy to go to parties π
Socially ambivert. I am similar
I love people until the battery dies
well in most cases they're like small ones with like up to 20 people
like 2 tables and different talks and like some outside area, some smokers sitting with each other and talking sometimes
:3
and on outside raves you can be on your distance with people aswell

no raves are like those outside ones behind a highway bridge
Small commity parties are cool
Rave vs concert vs festival vs party vs bar which one you picking
Like Iβll go to concerts and shit but places where I have to socialize I draw the line
Especially when you're on your own with no one around
Nah I want the people around
(I'm normal)
i just have some folks that i hold dear
I donβt get em away
they're not allowed to leave me unless i leave them behinds
Convince yourself 

Itβs normalbob
Iperx group leader
They have to call Iperx to see if theyβre allowed to die after theyβve been shot
Heβd be like βthat doesnβt really fit into my schedule right now, maybe a Tuesday?β
really depends
close friends == small garden or house party
colleagues == bar
feeling lonely == rave + meet some cute new local folks
concert == i dont bother with
festival == i dont bother with
Sorry i'm labbing campaign for 6 days
Ooo, would you consider a jazz bar. Super nice
like if no one has time you find me rave
If the music is cool i will probably love it

Jazz is very cool and sexy and soothing


There is one a few minutes by walking from me. Good time every so often
There is also an arcade bar close
If u don't like jazz u don't deserve to live
jk - i dont really like most music

i just find saxophones and some stuff like that obnoctious
But i'm so competitive i'll make sure to crush you before we leave 
Get me on an old SF arcade cabinet and you wouldnβt win
Ok the gif is so cool
Bitch the game is older than you

dont get the trumpets out
And Iβm still better than most people

period
someday you bank off
imagine him in a wolf fursuit - you wouldn't be able to recognize him



Jason
JASON NOOO

Jason de Wolfoo
The full moon

Please do it's about time
My man if that's freaky to you don't read chat 
ππππ
Damn thatβs crazy π

"I dont like this"


"report message - i like this, i want to see more of it"
Once i said kms in a moba chat and i got a mail about suicide prevention in game 



That would be my 13th reason
eww moba

i am not active
i have no more league friends hence why im not playing league
No don't die you're so.. so.. what are you?
That's for the best

HMU when im finished being a solo play ranked loser
Which will be never
gooby is our main urgot in league
I main Soraka
4 times the feet
Bc Iβm a pretty princess

now thats a setup
Fiora >>>> aurora/lilia >>> whoever

iToesnacity
"just like old people finding gifs for the first time"
:3
Report worthy
May I sue for emotional distress
Mezoth does not approve

Mezoth is taking you to court Iperx


