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-# fun fact: @civic rampart is always sleeping 1st at the sleepovers 👀
It's tied with dick size
-# because your p... I'll stop here
That reminds me of a sticker I have hold up lemme get a pic
hello
"its not about the size, its about the technique" 

the worst gifs of humanity compilation
sailus in 2 years
so true
honestly if you have a comfy ass "sessel" (idk what kind of chair this would be called in english) where you can sleep in ya house, you're good to go and goated
bring back the old days 2 man couch + this kind of chair combo
wdym I like it the most on my keyboard when I work on some projects and we are behind af
A recliner?
just needed to google it and no it's not excatly like that
1 seater couch chair
a "recliner" would be a typical amurican chair here
That would be considered a prime home theatre chair
imma get my blanket and just sleep in it
yea for living room tv setup beside couch
you have a weighted blanked?
no just some cheap 20-30€ blankets
Like 10 of those chairs
oo lmao that would be goated - but wouldnt fit like the normal sized houses
++ in germany you actually get bendover by torrenting movies 😭
😭
I heard it's pretty nice if you are single we need to buy one for @pine sable 👀 
Feels nice to have a home theatre 😛
yeaa but cleaning that room wouldnt be fun
like heck moving 10 recliners and cleaning up after it
you gotta get some housecleaners to do that crap
Not if you don’t make a mess 😭

is not bad tho - because then you know by default when people dont clean lmao
did you try like allergy therapy against it like those injections with the stuff your allergic against?
am doing that rn with dust mites and it just feels like i get a swollen arm for 2-3 weeks, go back after the 4th and it doenst get better and doing it since months already
and they plan on doing it for like 3-5 years like what the helly
It’s not crazy allergies
So I can live with it
Plus it’s only one species of tree so as long as it’s not around I’m fine
yea its not too crazy but like dust mites are pretty annoying whenever im not at home or like workplaces that get daily cleaned
like just going to a rusty bar and drinking a beer with friends and i get sneeze attacks

-# life footage of @iron viper
true
sry I'm in my beef mode today
its weekend we all had out long annoying week - glad to have you back
in all seriousness y0m and me are getting airstriked by a technical nuke that is untargetable and i do not seem to have a solution to that
nah it's probably my low alcohol consume this week, couldn't drink my beers last few days because I was ill and had overall to much work to do so work-drinking wasn't an option 
thats a roughy, not even some feierabend ones?
you need to scream loud enough should work after a while 
I didn't had any feierabends this week 
shit went 🔥

Some brainless bitch will say being addicted to alcohol and other substances is a choice careful 
well it is, I'm always actively choosing that six-pack beer, I could just walk past it 
Eh, i've worked with people who struggled with addictions it's not that easy
no like its not just about the beer part, its also socialization and relaxing aswell- its like a combo thingy that got prevented from sailus
messages like this prove that you also live in germany 
yea you just dont open a cold one alone
I feel like it depends a lot on the country and the people that are dealing with "addicts" tbh but I'm no expert just my opinion
i do think as a sidetrack that we do suffer from alcholism a lot in our communities more than others because of that culture
but i also feel like most guys have a grip upon life and dont go deathballing it
wdym?
-# ps: I only drink 2 beers a day since 4 years, I'm not a alcoholic okay
I'm just glad there are associations and people that encourage safe consumption and don't judge but help and guide the people in need
like there are folks that constintly shift their limit upwards and go way overboard
Dealing with addiction is rough and isolating
but most folks know their limit as you already pre-explained
okay let's stop the depressing talk I wanted to chill out 
Oh i didn't say that, there's a difference between your average alcohol consuming guy and people who can't live without it
Today only? Dang ok

always, but you were way nicer to me than usally because i mentioned 🧦

(that is just ragebait) 
but we somehow sidetracked to that
okay last one:
I would say if any amount of some "drug" is taken consistently day-by-day, even if that amount is like 20ml beer a day, that makes you an addict (just my take)
you cant just one-up and say last one mf 
I'm just a professional hater 
in a good way ofc
wtf @timber cipher they have their word for "wix-socke"
LMAO
I know what a cum rag is just didn't knew you had a word for it like we do in germany
What’s the German word
i did never get that tho, because the idea is just too nasty like tf
depends on who it’s wearing 

why tf did the cum rag assemble all the germans
Unc No funny business here
you gotta do some explaining guys
and why am i getting tagged AGAIN in this man a brother cant even take a nap without catching strays 
Im a horny adult what do you expect
of course @sick sorrel.
I always only want the best for you 
I'm innocent. Maybe it's a cultural thing

And crowns sexlife is as dry as the desert
danf

u are not a wingman buddy you are my hitman istg 
never said I was your wingman 👀
what the helly man 
@civic rampart iperx and sailus love cum rags and i get censored
goated sailus
deep 
WHAT THE FUCK
IM LEAVING AGAIN
what the helly thats not what happend

boobi is on vitamin diffency
I literally take vitamin supplements 🙁
don't listen to her I only use the dog-toys they are using to relief stress 
i got pinged
Oh ok 👌
bro is making sure im buried deeper than the usual 6ft under 
Poor crown catching strays 😭
U don’t need a wingman
Just have balls my guy
kasus not there so sailus decided to make you his next target 
6tf would like kill you no? you are 5'3 
Yo that’s my height
Goober is 5 3
Really?
i dont need anyone at the moment so ill just pass in general 
Wtf u pocket sized
why is every goblin here 5'3, crown, kasu, iperx
Idk my parents are pretty tall
unc
Every1 needs some glittah as they say
Aren't german tall as fuck
I got the bite sized package deal
What went wrong in the breeding process
Don’t count me in there
-# forgot glittah and cayan**

ong idk what I did but i always reopen dc to some
from sailus bulllying me
I am Tall like really tall
Okay hulk 
Ah least 7 2
too late 
sailus is 8'4
being 6ft under means being dead already i just said ur making sure im buried even deeper 
💀💀
known as world largest ape
Don’t worry guys if I put on my shoes I become 9’10”
nah life is easier without a woman in it 
It's like overkill

Cap
Not
yeah but sailus didnt get it 
gooby will just stand on the shoulders of his hubby
Did u have a girl crown
Me when i lie
My hubster will carry me
yeah.
U don’t get to talk you’re a guy disguised as a gurrl
Man
no im being dead serious 
Bros got his heart broken now I feel bad
it's "die rechte Hand" 
Is this why your mom is obsessed with my dick?
Cringe
5 vs Willy
Nah you just not funny glittah
okay let me take that back
Saying 24/7 i'm a man is hilarious it's true 😭

We all saw it
Im not joking with that
you didn't saw nothing 
Okay 😭
everyone here know you are a man don't worry
cayan is just slow
Jup

its funny how i baited everyone in here into beliving im not a robot
iperx
Sybau man 
More like I robot
so electrician's greetings👀
Just a lil pickle tickle
oh no he has awoken
@timber cipher im sorry dont sybau
With the right word always
Arth is here glittahs and goobys days are counted 
nobody here got it 
I can’t believe you bullied iperx
Sadly
Gogo
Lmaooo
nah not u as well 

arth is in here all our days are counted
I was literally your only ally crown 😭 and you decided to shade me
Wait what why are my days counted 🥺
🥺
I haven’t gotten married yet 🥺
wym did i miss smth 
Im always here 😂
im 50% iperx and 50% robot
so im 100% supid
noo u finished it urself…
supid


supid
clearly by now it should be obvious that my keyboard is broken and not my brain
Cayan stop throating iperx so hard
Now would you be so kind and win 44-52 for me 

Nah goober is my deputy rn 😂
If I every see you on the street it’s on sight

Know ur place ofc…


s - MAYONNAISE ON A
u - ESCALATOR IT'S GOING
p - UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER
i - BYE BYE
d - TO THE SKY
Admit you’re a man and we re fine
not sure if i can like that area was a staller even for like zephyr, y0m and me for like couple days and we were only lucky enough to continue because of sjw release
I saw that
Well I’m certain that team is beatable with all units I have available but I’m just not that good of a team builder
Why are u so obsessed with my gender 😭😭 is there something you should be telling us
I can’t see how so many dims and all wilders can’t beat a basic gb team
I think goober is a double impostor here

i think its just 4 hours of painful gwyneth infront of me

Cousin of kasu probably

Im hunting the truth
Bro I don’t think gwen can do it, and she wouldn’t be even needed imo
He’s trying to find out if it’s worth to pursue or not

I will find you
if gooby is kasu
Im only pursuing men
Being some lahmacun
then im sailus
Me and you both
Please
If I’m kasu
Then i woke up fully with my speechless 😂
Then I’m iperx


U racist
arth is here let's goo

Only because I’m a Turk huh
wdym?
Why not bring food while we meet up
OMG THERES TWO

WHOS THE REAL ONE
gooby is unique
Thank god
my alter ego, I believe it's time we fuse together
Tell me something only iperx would know
If u are sailus send me nudes i can compare with real one 
Two goobies would make the world explode
which server was ur bs
33 
shhh 
Welp now that you’ve swapped
I need you to get back in my basement


you need to ping skribu in that
HAHAHAH
fuck 
i would love a milf and a beer rn
Yeah you’re gonna be making those Mezoth guides for eternity
go to arth he has plenty of those for us 👀
I sure hope so
What…
but his mother goes to me 
but I'm not a guide maker 
typical sailus quote
Id take a Virgin and some cola
You are now
@maiden hare nice circus damage 👀
cola or coke 
why not both
Polish imigrants
a crown and some cola?
HAHAHAHA
there are none
That was one too much
I know 😂😂
Poor crown
there is some disguised clown going around be careful
oof 
blursed


@timber cipher oh you guys switched 😂

you need to answer arth
You didn’t realize 😭
no no I'm iperx
Okay guys see you later
Watch your back glittah I’m after you

you got that wrong honey 
He’s coming for those cheeks
but be assured @civic rampart your secrets are safe with me (for now)
I’m also iperx
That D

Nah sailus come on where is ur mama
I’ve got 2 moms and 2 dads
I’ve got two families
Probably kasu right?🤣
shopping with your gf, she asked for some help with choosing the next "big-dragon-dildo" for you 
damn it's been a few weeks since Kasu left 
but... you are kasu?? 
Replace gf with bf
Kasu disappeared
And I have nothing to do with it
Sailus, I already told you not to post your shopping cart
I swear
mezoth ate kasu, now its out
that would be emotional harassing, I don't do that 
It wasn’t me (I did it for you) I swear it wasn’t me
if you guys have any questions about my guides
As i said know ur place
I'm sorry 🙏
when is the new pvp guide dropping just asking for @verbal forge
now we starting
soon ™

I already live with 6 me's, I don't need anymore of me from you 
Hey guys it’s me SaiLus

💀
nice to meet you
hi sailus
with the femboy tag @maiden hare now your crazy - finally dreams come true?
💀
no i love gooby
my Image is getting destroyer in seconds
i would bi-cucddle him for that any day 
Still wrong if sailus put “femboy” tag in his nickname probably if i met him i will kill him so xD
I’m getting destroyed in seconds-
that's for the weak, I would stay strong in that situation 
You’d get pissed on
Hence the name

don't worry my impression of them didn't changed brother 
This bit is so dumb

My love ❤️
Cucddle
the voices in sailus heads
you know I think @pine sable would pay for that 👀
-# also how much it is? Asking for a friend I swear

Teehee
Tell me why we have a tar*ed deputy jeeesus
Nuh uh
gimme that answer back I must ping my friend in that answer
you don't even know 
wait wait wait, I have some powers here 👀 
he wants a thighhigh and a cup of gamer lemonade
who 
Goober
are you the said deputy? 
Ye u read right xD
, I think mizaz is hiding something from us
(Ok goober, send this man to the diddy party)
One word and he will be out xD
no. 
crown is back
crown you missed the sailus psychosis
we had 4 sailuses for a second
chill goober does his job, he isn't a freelancer 
i saw the ss 

But still xD
Miza is hiding something 👀
bruh iperx can't get enough of thigh highs since he learned what it is 
thigh highs are goated
no i had a gf wearing them, they annoy me honestly
I got him on that grind
they're scratchy and suck
ur gf should wear them not u 
I think we hiring a new deputy goober is gone
like if ya girl sits on your lap you kinda feel the scratchers scratching you
u wanted to wear them urself? 
But I’m not 💀
then buy her some out of silk ur rich 
Gimme a few second xD
u should appreciate the effort made idk 😭
but i also have texture issues so i get it
what about mommy issues?

@timber cipher did you test selene in circus
Goth issue?
like idk should i go to like a weaving thingy and find someone to weave me thighhighs for another person like tf no - i just accepted it and didnt like it
I claim that 
silk is expensive get satin instead although silk satin exists
yea wasnt that bad with skriath like 48B
Buy me some? 🥺
bruh ur missing out 
oh nice
i mean i appreciated other stuff enough to not appreciate those socks lmao
no thats like saying doing x-sual stuff in the shower
u say that because its a fantasy but in real its just cursed
I left for like three second WTF are we talking about?
you get boiled by too hot water or frozen by cold air

HAHDFASFHUSDUIJFO'
nah, this officially makes iperx gay 
we lost him
You guys are still at it
im not ur hubby 
lol
iunno booting your partner for that sounds hurtful 
ik that shit is cursed but the thigh highs arent if u she has a pair thats well made 
i never booted anyone for that i just didnt like thighhighs - i even accepted her waering them for her aesthetics - i just didnt like the texture on my skin
ohh
booting someone over thigh highs wouldve been a bigger L than napoleon took at waterloo ong

the fit is fire lowkey
We need to bring back men wearing heels
^
Like I know they were made with horse riding in mind but still
the funniest part is that it was exclusively for them at first
We need some more painters for sure


You saw nothing
Sure sure my deputy
gooby is a real one tho
(i swear to good gooby is not my fictional character.ai bf that takes 50 tokens each discord message, just so that i do not write alone into the void in here)
WHAT
HAHAHAH that i mispoke swear to good actually fitting
????

"I'm not a robot"

Nah start with kasu, u will be muted for few hours xD
I’ll slap that droid with my meat bag
GET HIM OFF MY SCREEN
am actually glad that it got quiet
Cuz i always got muted and warning from mods xD
not only that i got ragebaited the f
The f
Haha xD
but alright gonna take care of myself now a bit and maybe will lurk in later
Goober i can send u a sailus nudes 👀 unlimited stuff
Same im ill as hell cya
@timber cipher opinion on the Brutus panty allegations?
I JUST DID A DOUBLE TAKE WHAT
what did i miss 😭
Would you rather sleep one week in a queen size bed with skregg and his pet or live 1 day inside expedition
i get home and that and this are the first things i see
Yeah that seems about right


I teased the situation up but I'd plead innocense.
Bro I fucking love arma
If you're innocent gooner isn't a femboy
God I wish my old unit was still active 😩
No, to the cum-rag thingy like no clue what that discussion was about just got pinged to it 
Average iperx goober conversation

How evil
I meant my gif 🙁
I joined in the conversation and all I saw was what you said
It confused me more than clarifying the situation

sounds like something someone guilty would say
hi all I’m newbie what should be the cel/hyp priority?
Check #companions-questions pins 😁
ty!
I can see the low spend
but which to M+? A?
wrong channel for questions except they are on topic btw, depends but probably the pepesus cos it starts getting useful at mythic already, celestwing needs a1+
Why bother
idk im too nice ig 
yeah its already a lot more useful than a mythic celestwing especially in pvp and campaign, for dr celestwing is better at mythic cos of the CDA
Are you awake again for expedition?
yeah
6am on a Saturday. I am sorry for you brother
Siege phase is a curse
12:30 Friday evening into Saturday morning for me
Are you winning ?
its okay i have work in 2hrs anyways
yeah we got everything we wanted and farmed some medals
everything went fine 
You work Saturdays?
except for people being unhappy as per usual
Or rather weekends
yeah i can choose my shifts at my work place and its pretty useful cos during the week i have uni
so i occasionally work on the weekend
Ahh
Nice nice
Mine is kinda a mess but I don't really mind this season
I'm a bit faded
But not enough to give lilith money
expedition just isnt a mode for an afk game
makes zero sense that siege phases are 2hrs
Exactly
My own guild mates are quitting
It's making the game less fun
If enough of my mates quit....
I still think they should allow us to plan out an initial move or two as part of a new "strategy" phase. Then either take away siege phase or limit it to say 30 minutes...
#make expedition like risk instead
tyty
Gate with 1,5m cd
yeah idk why there still isnt a god damn fast clear button
they should just give me abex 
moo
moo
heehehe
Bro I swear if my campaign duo doesn’t update their lent heroes I’ll find them irl
And make them





goober with his duo

Rosa is trans



the Statue of Liberty is a jellyfish confirmed
ah
like how tf there is no B in jellyfish 
Bellyfish
Jellybish 
i just wrote jelly
This is so me
Me according to c*yan
Censored him like a slur 😭
Well yes


tomboy boobi 
tomboob

AHSUIFHASDUOFIOGH
HAHAHA
small indie company lil bro
he was to quick with that

I have it saved for… special occasions
crownstar the small spenders need u on the campaign leaderboard
wym im half retired 

Idc lemme copy you big manly man guy
How come you can’t emote react on the server, did someone abuse it before?
u can copy me for ch43-44
It's iperx's fault

i think only specific channels bc they fked up settings
u need laios tho 
FUCK

u got mezoth that should work
u also need sjw lmao
Why the dwarf guy kinda fine
?
Wrong gif
gif.png
bitch it's a jpeg
You can save it

It’s a gof
Hf
its a bitmap 
autocorrect hates me
You are not beating the allegations
THIS IS A SETUP
cant escape the feet alligations
HAHAHAA
I can offer one of goobies thighhighs if you need gal 
Just all in my face
Fembober

booberiana
im gonna get mcdonalds after work 
SALEEEEM
im fckin starving someone cook for me 
Boobperxianna
no you get straight sent into the campaign, no more summoners rift for you
Man I would but you live nowhere close to me 💀
I do
YES I DO TJE COOKING YES I DO THE CLEANING
cant beat the boobperx alligations
wym let me eat 

blocked
lmk when ur in germany and we will do a meet up 
Iperx more like ipercocet
Bober kurwa

i got the most cursed doodles drawn 😭
Nippdn
el
el
el
U hidding something
beer in the garage you're right 
He’s going to kidnap me
My right hand 😂
How old are u?👀
suddenly gooby climbed up to 44-32
WHATTTTTTTTT
lmao
COOKDY BFF
I got you

?
I was eating
With rejected painter?

Aww I thought that was a Blahåj

gooby
a chonker
Fruit bats are
I didn’t know they can eat bananas
They're just flying hamsters
Any other bat I would cry
Fruit bat
me neither tbh
They thrive off sugar
Wow he lost so much weight
Ahh I see
When they get too greedy their eyes almost pop out 
I don't know if he lost weight when he recently broke the world record.
Train for sailus?👀
DID HE JUST WINK AT ME
😉

Bro they’re SO CUTE AHHHH
Bats immune system is so strong that's why they carry stuff (diseases) and don't get sick

Ups
Some covid vol2?


Bitch
colonavilus
What gif just got sentenced to death
That would just be every turning into girls
Lmao
Yes please.
you cant even post the beer

😘
If Belinda had bigger jugs she would be S tier
Where?😂
use a beer gif





