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The last 3 seasons I didn’t want to be deputy anymore 💀
We were trying to attract more people to actually read the mail
We figured we'd try the emoji approach
I played sharades with mine today 😂
damn ok celebrity
yeah i saw it 
Of course 😂
i dont have enough teams for defense
This was mine today:
🗡🪖🚶♂️🚶♀️
Marching orders
I’m sorry that scratches my adhd brain
when i was leader like 2-3 seasons ago i just made one long mail and made sure the important shit stuck out, and every mail i just put IMPORTANT READ
somehow worked
I'm almost always on full defense once PvP starts 🙈
the fog is a little bit annoying tho
The last season I was only defense and stacked like 1000 kills per defense
🙌 I also got most of my kills on defense
It is, but it'll clear tomorrow
Maybe I'll try that with an emoji in it too
Can’t wait for more rewards rainbow
I've gotten a surprising amount of DMs about the emoji use 😂
im just gonna put all defense and hope i get some kills lol
I’ll give you some advice on getting kills
Pray to god
And maybe he’ll give you divine envoy
Last season I got it like 16 times in a row
u cant even take divine envoy every rally even if you get it by rng
i get it everytime almost but its 5k
bomber better till the later stages
That’s why you save until the actual battles 😩
u only need divine envoy if its a must win battle for end
Or whale and you get enough for divine envoy everyday 😭
even as a whale u cannot get it everyday
i think
its imposible to defends full arms
even as whale
Real
like i said not even a whale can defend a full arms
I look for those unlucky people
becouse its rng shit
i dont even do the arms thing anymore except for the robbing part
i was in the league with the chicken korean dude
and even he couldnt defend full arms
becouse its a shit rng mode
It doesn’t use actual teams
yeah i notice i can snipe a lot of big krakens
if you see a random full arms in looting
LOL the ultimate title
is just by pure luck
cuz he proly misclicked it like me
once
at least it was on end game
no because the heroes and pets (like celestwing) are debuffed by 50%
basically arena gladiator dim debuff on everything - even 3x 100% f2ps outperform 8x 50% p2w because of that
because companions combat is one after another and if the 50% teams do nothing at all in terms of defensive strength
its still shit rng to me becouse
a guy with trans 4
shouldt lose to a f2p there
lets just say coinflip not rng
same thing
If that doesn't get people's attention then I will actually retire from communications 😂
thats not rng thats just math tran4 does nothing in expedition aside from a bit more base stats
the big % increase is only givin in arena and guild hunt
the attention span of people these days smh
Honestly should I just go for the t2s and the dim spirits or should I go for t2s and one of the dims help me choose
well the event is a monthly recycle and i just stopped caring tbh and you should too
AE was how it was becouse spenders actualy felt something back
by rankings
rankings in this mode is just lulz
the x more teams are just a quality of life for 200 stages
i mean if you have enough p2w you can just whalerush cities down
it is not like it doesnt matter
who cares about a few shells if you get 2500 for 199 mithril a day
This is still my favorite one from Xu. I saw it and had to stare for a moment trying to figure out what he meant 😂
like if they decide my troops are 50% then im not using the risk thats about it
Tickles me in my brain stem
yall are getting creative😭😭
He’s telling us to get that green
This is surprisingly accurate to what he meant 😂
Oh my goodness maybe I was wrong 😂 That's what my brain read. I need coffee 🙈

time to eat
Me too dw I'm always confused
For some reason I saw the * at the end of broccoli* and I read the beginning of it as bro 😂
🗣️
would love some homemade gooby cooking 
- appreciate the thought
imma have my kale with smoked pork and sausage (most average german homemade winter food to eat)
No worries I’ll just ship a box of it to you
It’ll be a lil cold when it gets there
But fr you probably don’t want to (I’m using my bf as a taste tester I’ve never cooked this before)
gooby is too nice 
some baked stuff like brownies or cookies would be actually love right now 
a crème brûlée would be perfect - but ya cant have everything shipped 

to be suppportive:
no worries gooby it'll taste great 
o damn sounds like something special
fun fact my fav homemade food is like beef roulades
that sounds great it kinda looks like fancy goulash
Yea a little
I can see it
I won’t have to cook for the next few days if it’s good

always hard to size homemade food to 600-700kcal portions specially when folks look at you and say "take a 2nd" 

the classic cook once, cool it and eat 2 to 3 days from it 
we do the same with kale and goulash tbh.
lol
I’ve been cooking too much recently especially since it’s for me and someone else who can’t cook for shit so I needed the break
if you want something simple you can just buy like
tarte flambée dough and sour cream
and then add whatever you feel like and bake it like a pizza - like extremly fast done 5-10min prep for like 2d of tarte flambeé
prob can do the same with pizza dough but tarte flambée is like less of a common occasion
fair eat love and air
Photosynthesis
I’ll try it sometime
I’d die

Do you really have adhd if you don't wait until 9pm to make the dishes and decide to cook
like buy processed tartee flambée dough, like 1 cup of sour creme and then add w.e. be it salad, bacon
I’ve bypassed my adhd
and if you want it sweet you can just take like cream instead of sour cream
I have a schedule

That still applies hehe
i still eat too much food outside or order on occasions, but like knowing how to cook and cooking is quite nice - does test your patience

This is me
the bashful denial
Oh girl ain't nothing bashful about that
Also screw being a good girl/boy/they i'm alive it's good enough 
I've none 
i can dress up in halloween costumes tho ;w;
I’ll just take my bfs head i don’t feel like getting a costume for Halloween
Wait that sounds so wrong
Also impossible to supress something that has so much impact over your everyday life 
🥲


good attitude stay alive!
^
lmao i dropped that already
Don't krill yourself you're so tasty 😋
Also i mean good for her if she's happy now
who are we to judge
Nah I’m like half
save great for her! just found it weird that it was like a thing that had to be kept hidden from me
I wouldn’t be close if it wasn’t for my bf
Yeah you never know how people react
People look at me weirdly when i tell them i'm dead

😭😭😭😭 i just got it
Jail
no im just not disrespecting other folks, like im fine with folks being furs, foot lovers, degens or whatever
like aslong as it makes a person happy i dont mind and aslong as i dont have to provide everything 
Let's disguise it as a suicide by hanging her dead body hihi 
☹️
When are your feet pics dropping

I already have em

yea thats like kinda it, if you have a person close to you that is deeply involved in something and you care for them - ofc you get involved with it aswell
Every man on earth be like

It's too gay to trim your nails and get a pedicure 😋
i mean i dont have a problem with my nails, they're trimmed - but like i dont shave the few nuclear hairs that grow ontop of my toes
Nuclear hairs is crazy
Pic or it didn't happen

well guess lucky me that this never happend 
Have this for those nuclear hairs
Wtf even are nuclear hairs 😭
yea no i have small hairs on my fingers and toes and its kinda weird
😭
The hairs or human
BATMAN NO

@civic rampart haha but not all humans!@11+1

weird question do you shave your toes and fingers?
like i did do that for a couple of years 
Bruh expedition chat is crazy
Homegirl is saying being homeless is a choice 
Bruh they serve a purpose don't 😭
🤯
annoying me 

They tickle
💀
my barber just shaves them for me (not to zero)
NOOOOOOO brows
boobi has a weird foot fixation 
NO I DON'T I'M JUST CONFUSED
Lmao it worked
ok i will post 3 things what do you see
🙌
🤫
👣
Autocorrect tryna put me on a fucking list
we gotta associate rn and spill some cold water into her sleeves
I don't even know what that means 💀
You'll most likely get punched in the face 
im preparing myself for the weekend to be over in 2 blinks
Stealing all my best gifs 
ur mom does
top 10 gooby gifs

Ainz is so ugly
NOO KITTY!!!

for your cooking you should atleast get more compansation
you can put tomatoes in every meal ngl
sleepless gooby at 3 am
Food is already bland as shit when you don't eat meat anymore
I left my blue stacks on for 16 hours on accident 😭
feel that tomato and onions are goated
GARLIC
I was so tired I forgor
I also bought msg from an asian supermarket to add more flavor
idk what msg is 
If you don't have soy sauce at least what are you even doing my guy

oooooooo
Has a bad rep because white people 
You hit him with big words
But it's amazing
He can’t understand you
And it's literally found in food naturally
thats like the stuff thats in tomatoes
If you add salt yes!
and why tomatoejuice hits different on planes
FUCKKKKKK
wanted to ask if thats even edible
Bro my luck has been abysmal for the last 4 days
It's fermented anyway you just have to not let air get in too much
It's so salty on top of that nothing can slay miso 
Yes
i kinda freeze my stuff that i eat way later if at all - i try to get somebody to come over and give them stuff i want gone before its getting bad
but if its like fermented and good 
Yeah don't worry i'm skeptical enough if it has a little mold spot i burn it

High salt or sugar levels serve as preservatives
you're living it girl!
only on mondays
honestly one thing i struggle with is like nutritions even with meat in the diet
i still like take electrolyte solutions and supplements from time to time 
Supplements are cool
and no i also eat my greens
Yeah I’m finding the weirdest gifs while yall talking
yea is tough if you dont have like 4000 calories
Ugh fineeee


I'm kidding but most neuroatypical peeps have some hint of eds
My metabolism is so fast I can eat a lot and gain like only 1 pound 💀
Like what do you mean you don't look at the kcal and protein content and fat content and sugar content and-
ig 
well if you're to busy to eat, you eat later but if i dont have my calories full i like to munch on a muffin or stuff like that aswell
MUFFIN DAY!?!
The random fallen piece of muffin is pissing me off 😭
when its food that i dont have tracked yet, yes 

Me comparing the different protein contents of two tofus and stay there for 20 minutes
but i dont look grind all the data in my head and go shopping like imma get this 15g protein pudding over this 8g protein pudding

i did that
The higher the better usually
that wasted too much time of my life
no worries we'll do us ourselfs before that

the wait
Noo i'm too great to die but you can do it 

its not that bad luckly
lifes been treating me on the better side thanks to lady luck
but as soon as my 20s are up and my 1st midlifecrysis hits, then i gotta do the work and travel around the world kinda thing or smth like that
like not that ive been not traveling with work, but like - more being chill than work
am doing that and filling the gap with autistic life choices lmao
It's all fun and games until you're autistic and have to sleep to an unknown place 
i hate hotels soooo much omg
on goooooooood they dont get it right, i need my own pillow
can sleep elsewhere but am taking my pillow with me
And my brain explodes by going how many people have slept here before are the mattresses and pillows even clean etc.
But sometimes you're just so tired your body shuts down 
wear pjs outside your own bed
As long as you don't sleep outside
but yea brain shut downs lucky long stressful days
Yup the adhd too much thinking brain power isn't even strong enough to keep u awake

But sometimes it peeps in the form of. I need to see every vegetable in the world finely chopped
At 3 am
the best things are when you sleep like 3-4 hours and then shower and you want to sleep and are tried af aswell as having universe shifting deep shower thoughts 
into like small cubes?
I can't even open my two eyes when i'm too tired so i go pirate mode for 10 minutes
I don't know if i really like small pieces of veggies i need the texture and crömch
Might as well eat sand at this point
so real - if i have slept to little i know that i will be fked up during the day
That's the adhd special you're solving world problems in your brain
The feeling of being tired and miserable is soul crushing 
i like only eat salad at one local place and it thought me that aside from the basics that i love arugula (or well it kinda is a basic)
oh shoot you guys are getting izold
for real its like spicy
build build build
No
yea but crap izold

oh you know the stats already? 
so it's better?
its the damage taken rate
oh that;s whatever
skribu said izold needs 2-3kills
problem is
we have no duras call
no energy
and izold will never get to ult and a kill
just lockdown
how?
||you can also abuse one of the bugs
||
mehira has no duras call, no early ult
e.g. did you know that when skreg does the mini skreg thing
i need to know about arugula is that only spicy for me or is that really bidder?
every time it leaves the screen it counts as a kill? 
It's both

stacking infinitely
no, didnt knew that but then its like only against skregg and we see him like once every 100 stages
also use against minions
because minion kills count as kills (this is not a bug, it's just how izold is meant to be used)
Sjw stonks
ig
we always ran izold with charm
but we have marcielle 

I need Vyloris instead
wdym 5 macri
marci is our highest dps hero 
Wtf is this 😭
you can't use her everwhere
O

arthur
well turns out a buffed daimon does nothing in companions 

I think it's just because enemy comps aren't getting locked down enough
and i see a "buffed" izold with +40 unlocks without a +40
but with 10% less dmg reduction on +10 and +20, meaning like we're giga fked in dmg taken, means like less survivability and less survive == crappy izold in my maths
Even with selene around?

well because usally in classic you have duras call or other stuff to boost haste like world tree
but you do need some kind of energy cycle to fully tap into her power
selene is great but by far not highest dps

we have bert/aurelia, but idk what you guys would do, maybe rosa?
we dont use selene cycle
Twins ezizh
no i need second talene to come here
infact we use no cycle
give me second talene and we dont need no other cele hypo
im doubting the big guy
My beloved
not this big guy he's good 
but izold is like hm
very slow and too that less resistant
50b+ brute btw
(on 4 mishka/eironn does the same as selen tbh)

got me a cozy blanked goobster you gotta ring at everyones doorbell
^
hodgkin on #1 instead of khazard works aswell
my duo did brute and i wonderd myself why im only at 42b

Lelouch was so happy he was above you at first

I think you’ve just shattered his soul
i was busy im sorry
should've done this day 1 but am sometimes lazy on dream
i even posted 49b last time
thats why i wonderd 
sneaky walker
Oh I’m building my crassio now

i think you were just too busy goobing around with everything
😭
i have to forget it someday just for him to beat my duo
bc my duo copied either him or tooslow

istg if they would do one were mezoth would beat the crap out of them
like they have for alliance a heal one
why not make a gooby one (tank one)
If mezoths dmg was at least like 10% higher I would use him in dr
ur tanks are so far build
Tankgoob
Let them tank

honestly
playing on your acc
made me realize one thing in item prio
mage/agility weapons > strength chestplate
like my next t2s will all be on stuff like Arthur, aBrutus, Laios, Albedo, Mishka etc.
like the pr increase makes a diff, weapons still feel more impactful
but damn PR is a gamechanger
i made mezoth unkillable a couple of times, did he clear (no he time outed) but damn was it fun
yea
goot find!
way better than fricking hats on mages for a bit of crit and small base atk
or like a little bit of dodge in boots
i also noticed like there are only so few heroes with pr
in SI
Like I learned early on it was a mistake doing t1 on shal chest
like there is mezoth > arthur > hodgkin > scarlet
Since she already lives pretty long
kinda right with her resets but i dont think her chest is a mistake
i think all the fricking boots and helmets were and are bait
I swapped out her chest with a non t1 and she lived on the dot just as long
tank boots after that
I think it really just depends on if I want to stall
i think also matters a lot in terms of stage right
whether there are phsyical or magical attackers at the end
also grezhul still felt a lot ass and weird i also have him but currently it feels so off to make him work
even on your diff
rare occasions where he can sine
shine*
I found that out really fast
with his +10 mr from SI
and +25 mr in base kit
he should have like +10 MR stat
and the 40% less dmg
He needs serious building to actually live for more than 20 seconds
and even if you slap like your desira on it
with like 16% more dmg reduction
it still feels off
for a tank
Last night right after you got off I got Mr ice king himself up to ascended
So ima need to build him to see how well he does

Thoran is good stall with his 2nd 75% life
he's just a bunch of stats and cant die fast and keeps being alive at 1% health in his ult
and the curse he throws at the start also deals dmg - all other stuff kinda doesnt but o well
poor ferael
He’s a kidding me like the plague
he's trying to dodge the soyboy femboy gang alligations
I got every char in my wishlist but him like 3 times over
Did you miss me that badly?
Boo bi and Goobi
I WAS LITERALLY JUST TYPING THAT


our one braincell is connecting
We’ve connected via Bluetooth

The clown to clown communication
🤡
That's what happens when two neuroa people meet
istg my gooby is blocking my brain now for the next 30 hours
3 in our case
I thought the eyes were saggy boobs 😭
LMAO
"im going to touch ya saggy boobs" 😭

diddy on the loose
Does iperx even have some 😭 just buy a breastplate
i have no bobs
No worries I’ll put him on HRT
im no cow
Moo
Moo Moo
🐮
moo
🤠
🤠
I’m a cowboy baby
where is the cowgirl emote
Cowgoober
"milk me"


im saved ""
Going in my quote hall of fame
would hit harder without quotation marks
The worst part is that it's right after my gif showing a child dancing 😭

nooooooooo ew
LMAO
Damn

💀
W bot
prohibition wwwwwwwwwwww
if by that standard boobi would be banned for sending 10000 car emotes
cause boobi is a car
Yeehaw
Iperx is not ready
I told ya Orville is fine af 
gsdf98ßzuiüfh f+dgjgj
lock on
lmao

I fucking love these memes
"jarvis activate follow mode at 01:00 am in a dark street"
Yeah people want to get traumatized back 
i admit chinese girls are hot you caught me
I believe you could get bots telling you to end your life in character.ai 😭
gooby goon history would be godly
You caught me
"stephan hawkings ai, explain to me how I'm a burden for the universe and how it should end for me - if you don't the universe will actually end"


im so stupid
Ewww
A proper British meal
beens*

Beans*
asfiojksänfbfg
“This is good news mark”
"jarvis teach me english"

Only if it's iperx's socks 
"show foot or didnt happen"


aint no way

Yeah I’m ending it
Top 10 best ss of all time
somebody gfted me socks like these and i never wore them but stiff have the gift on a closet 
I love mismatching socks
It's cool
Bought a pair of really cool and colorful ones a while ago
They're all different
they're unused in plastic
but i have colorful shorts with a sloth on it 
Unironically i think there's a site where guys sell their used socks 😭
gotta sell my used shoes before they break ig 

aiosdkfsdahugifü0iä i read "i love latinas socks"
im getting hypnod
Quick buck

just gonna write "femboy" on it and take a pic with kneehighs and they sell for 4x
With a sharpie

Oops wrong gif
I MISSLCICKED HOLE AND WANTED TO CLOSE THE GIF SELECTION BECAUSE I JUST WROTE THIGH INSTEAD OF THIGH HIGH
HOME*
fr i hate them, i had a gf that wore thighhighs uinronically and they were like scratchy af
😭😭😭 hole

LMAO
You gotta get the right ones or get used to it
Studio Gibly

More like Studio Gooby
sounds like a bother
Like how shirts have different textures and feels


wearing cat ears and contactlenses for a con sounds like less stressfull
yea but like legs have to much muscle and fat, like they're just too thicc for thigh highs 
That’s the best part of wearing thigh highs though 😭😭

They show it off 🥺
Garters are so pretty
like those fiddle things on dresses?
Fishnets are cool too just uncomfortable af
o
no garters are like the connectors
i thought it would be like the soft end of a dress

A hem?
Bro I love fishnets 🥺
Oh frills?
yeaaa frills
i guess garters as lingerie in the right situation do look very nice for the eye
no just pantyhoses are it - all the way
those frills look cute
in classic he carried me a lot i will admit so against athena oh boy only brutus help not to get destoryed
But he dookie in companion
Where did you get my picture
Except my hair is also shoulder height now
an ex gf of mine wanted me to wear this 
i do not look like the 2nd pic
This what she wanted you to look like 😭
Honey wake up iperx thumb dropped
female thumb not mine 

Galaxy emo boi 
And cut those nails 
those are not my nails
u mf bozo
i do have female people who draw me and do take pictures of that 
Thumb nails always reminds me of my grandpa, he was a electrician and had a pretty long thumb nail that he used as his personal screw driver, that nail was hard and sturdy af
Some wild info about Slavic electricians
I swear I can’t write the last few days
Autocorrect got me earlier
Iperx the hidden “German”-pop star 
My summer indoor outfit
But it worked and made it funnier

😭😭
Nvm no socks that’s gay 👀
you're right you'd wear thigh highs
sailus can i send you a dm outfit that would be peak
Gimme
I’m waiting for it to happen
Make him furry at least 
WHAT 😭
hard expense
I’m buying you it
@pine sable wet dream
Draw me like one of your französisches girls

wait i think boobi spoke french with y0m
? 😭
1,3€ per unit is also wild
Yom is french?
we could buy those for the whole discord 
thats the plan
we need to be scaleable
HASHASHFIPSHÄÖ
wtf
we need to do that to arth
both legs
he was born with that, we don't need to make it worse 


