memes-for-big-beans

[merry flax]

That is in itself a strength. Relative strength or power does not matter when faces with the unknown, especially an unknown where the immortal has no such fear of you but you don't know what to think of it

Even if you start creating what ifs on how you could overpower said immortal what would that say about you? If you encounter something strange and unknown is your first instinct to try and find a way to kill it?

From the immortals perspective if it isn't malicious but just a normal dude living his death free life you're only a threat if you decide to be evil yourself.

...creating a fun subplot of the cult of the snail, the snail in it's wisdom passing down knowledge of the "being" giving reason for people to immediately be hostile

[noble brook]

Ok gloves I win

Or one of these bad boys

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-week-funny-shark-week-jokes-gif-13619761

[floral flume]

👏AND👏NOT👏RESET👏LEVELS👏

What if it’s a black hole that resonates at such specific frequencies to take up your oven mitts and titanium orb before taking the snail? Where are you in relation to the event horizon???

Does this include…. revolutionary recipes?

The biggest problem with the regenerative snail-world hunger proposition is the fact that chunks of snail will be… discarded like any other indigestion cycle may do.
And then these snail clones are regenerating and climbing out from the septic systems of EVERYWHERE
Do they know to pursue you as well?

That’s like
A Sid Phillips nightmare on acid.
||there’s now a mastermind French cuisine cook out there planning your demise as well, for your wealth of course||

[floral flume]

||Shidd Fillups, anyone?? Eehhh? EEHHH?!||

[eternal stag]

Or would those who eat part of the snail also partake in the deal without attaining immortality and only recieving a small portion of the money while still being chased by the snail

[eternal stag]

Dont mind the little conversation above

[buoyant matrix]

a majestic beard does not go unnoticed

[floral flume]

Ooooooooooooooh memes can’t be derailed into a beard selfie channel

[edgy tendon]

look up images of the world beard championship matches

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/imma-head-out-gif-gif-26382258

[eternal stag]

It was fun while it lasted

@weary citrus

[orchid flint]

Lava y u do dis to me.

[timber nimbus]

Damn, yall STILL talking about the snail?!

[fluid ferry]

acecow my goat

also femboys are hot

[trail nimbus]

I made this for my friend group but Ill share it here

[red gyro]

Anyway, back to the snail

[eternal stag]

well whats your take on it

we havent discussed how we would avoid the snail

[red gyro]

just box it

[eternal stag]

We only discussed immortality and taking the deal or not

[red gyro]

Put it in a lead box, or get someone else to do it for you

[eternal stag]

how? you would die if you touch it and its immortal
the box would decay over time or would get destroyed by an unrelated event

for example when we finally nuke france

[red gyro]

Immortality isn't all its cracked up to be...

[eternal stag]

how come?

we already discussed a lot on the topic above but whats your take on immortality

*the indefinite continuation of the mental, spiritual, or physical existence of individual human beings. *

[red gyro]

Imagine the loss and the sorrow you'd go through, scared to love, or feel because of the pain you'd know you'd go through

[opaque tinsel]

Ask somebody to do it

[eternal stag]

@weary citrus

[eternal stag]

only temporarily since it will eventually escape anyways

[opaque tinsel]

Put it in again

[red gyro]

I'd take the deal, put the snail in the best box possible and accept the snail as my end when it eventually comes.

[eternal stag]

dont forget you're immortal so it may take a while but it will eventually escape

[opaque tinsel]

Do I need to repeat myself?

[eternal stag]

and you woudent know if it did or where the snail currently is
it could be right next to you and end your immortal life in an instant

[opaque tinsel]

Put every snail in a box

[red gyro]

I see no problem, I wouldn't worry about it

[eternal stag]

there will be a point where humans will cease to exist and it would be just you and the snail

[red gyro]

Wear gloves

[opaque tinsel]

And there you will have no point in living

[eternal stag]

still counts as touching the snail

[eternal stag]

the bad ending

[red gyro]

Correct, however if I was immortal I would most likely seek out the snail before then

[opaque tinsel]

What? you want to be alone for eternity?

[eternal stag]

well dont forget you only get 1 million dollars

[red gyro]

Chat, I'm not sure if you realise how much it hurts to lose someone you care about. Imagine that, multiplied by about 100, for eternity. You'd be scared to love because you know the pain of seeing people you love die. Just think.

[eternal stag]

thats also a point I raised earlier

[opaque tinsel]

If you have already reached a conclusion, why are we still talking about this

[eternal stag]

because snail 🏃🐌

[eternal stag]

oh right you also both become super intelligent

[weary citrus]

I'm in the eventually snail will become a blessing -gang.
We only need to trap it for so long.
Put it in a box, and ask someone to reinforce that box whenever you think it might require it. Better yet to ask someone to put it in a box for you to avoid any 'touching via long stick' to accidentally trigger the death effect if you understood the rules wrong.

[opaque tinsel]

Therefore you can make more money

[red gyro]

I've stated that I'd take the deal, use the money to trap the snail, and then accept it once it comes, depending on when it comes. If It came before about 300 years, i'd trap it again, and accept it after i live to over 300 years.

[eternal stag]

and you think the earth will survive another 900 years?

[red gyro]

I think 300 years is the line where'd I'd eventually start to seek out the snail, enough time to do whatever I want.

[eternal stag]

I have the solution

fuck the decoy snail
https://www.the-scientist.com/memories-erased-from-snail-neurons-31309

[red gyro]

Yes. The earth has survived many things before, humans may not, but the Earth will.

[eternal stag]

but then the problem would be
What if you dont want to live anymore

you have noi idea which snail is the one snail and it woudent chase you anymore

[weary citrus]

Earth will, no doubt about it, but will it still be a habitable enough place to live on.. might not. That's why we need not to worry about eternal solutions to the snail dilemma (at first at least)

[red gyro]

Find the snail. I'd rather take the snail deal then unconditional immortality

[eternal stag]

how would you find the snail

[opaque tinsel]

Trap every snail you see

[red gyro]

You wouldn't die, so it doesn't really matter...

[eternal stag]

here are more than 40,000 different species of snails and slugs throughout the world,

[red gyro]

Look for the one that's slowly oozing towards you as you stay in one spot.

[opaque tinsel]

And you have more than 1 million dollars to solve it

[weary citrus]

"Dieing is not the worst thing imaginable" --Albert Einstein

[eternal stag]

well you would have to see all your relatives / family die over and over again

[eternal stag]

#memes-for-big-beans message

[opaque tinsel]

It will come to you anyways so you will find it anyway

[red gyro]

You'll see them die no matter what, it doesn't make a difference.

[eternal stag]

afcourse you know not continue to evolve but technology will

[eternal stag]

you may be immortal but you are still human

you would get depressed after a couple hundred of years

[opaque tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/cyborg-ray-fisher-zack-snyders-justice-league-double-guns-double-cannons-gif-25946079

Don't forget you get knowledge also, as you said

[red gyro]

urm actually that was Plato, Einstein was just paraphrasing Plato's quote 🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️

[weary citrus]

There's also all the technological (and magical xP) advances humanity/you will achieve. Who's to say we can't crack the mechanics behind the deal given enough time and actually remove the snail from the equation althogether.

We've pretty much solved all if not most mysteries we can observe at this point and physics has already moved way past what our technology allows us to observe. Theoretical snail magic course will eventually become a university course lol

Immortality 101.
Advanced death touch mechanics.
Applied snail curses for intermediate practisioners xP

Infinite snail money economics xD

One day snail deal magic will get solved in a level high enough we can just alter/recreate the curse.

"Magic be just scif.. scfi.. sciencfe for stuupid" --Sokrates

[red gyro]

Not always...

[weary citrus]

Foreigner: Please excuse my poor english it is my fourth language and I'm afraid my vocabulary is not up to a conversational level just yet.

Native: Dud speak english or gtfo. No french here

[red gyro]

Also Foreigner: Types the best structured essay on the platform, at a PhD level

[eternal stag]

@weary citrus @red gyro

Domain Expansion: Shell of Unyielding Time
A domain that represents the snail’s never-ending existence, frozen in time.

.

Domain Expansion Labyrinth of Timeless Slowness
A maze of infinite passages, where the snail’s slow path winds through eternity.

**Domain expansion: Cursed Tomb of the Immortal Crawl **
A dark, cursed space where the snail’s eternal crawl continues unhindered by the passage of time

---

imagine the snail evolving over time increasing its speed and size

@weary citrus

[eternal stag]

but imagine the snail evolving over time becoming smarter and faster

[subtle scroll]

how long have we been snail theorizing??

[merry flax]

Not long enough for the snail to catch up

[eternal stag]

this would change the situation

[noble brook]

Ok hear me out since the snails immortal and if it evolves wouldn't it become a slug? Because it could fit into tighter areas and would be harder to spot and won't have to worry about keeping itself wet

Or protection

[quick wharf]

Reject snail, become crab

Also has anyone though what species of snail. It could be a exclusively underwater one. Or Satan's left bollock:

[dusty basin]

Is this the one from dave the diver? xD

[pastel ether]

This looked like a halo spartan helmet when I saw the top half

[quick wharf]

Species of sea snail that lives on volcanic vents on the bottom of the sea and has metal armor...

[pastel ether]

I didn’t know about the armor but I figured it was a snail

[paper steppe]

WE BIRD PEOPLE HAVE NO LIMITS‼️

[quick wharf]

Birds are just disapointing dinosaurs

Average Imperial Fists and Iron Warriors interaction

[astral torrent]

I respect this more as I’m just now watching that series

[rocky lava]

PLS STOP SNAIL

[quick wharf]

Ima leave this here

[noble brook]

A murder mystery novel

[buoyant matrix]

A gay romance novel

[opaque yarrow]

💀

[fluid dagger]

Went to DC this summer, and those were being sold in the International Spy Museum.

[eternal stag]

the snail will never stop

it will never stop chasing you

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/doc-ock-it-cant-be-stopped-its-self-sustaining-now-doctor-octopus-spiderman-gif-24058045

https://tenor.com/view/cant-stop-now-gaze-gif-14597256

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-stop-nature-you-cannot-stop-nature-cant-stop-nature-cannot-stop-nature-stop-nature-gif-19227984

https://tenor.com/view/snail-cope-seethe-mollusc-eating-cucumber-gif-24789014

https://tenor.com/view/snail-traffic-crawl-disturbing-gif-3558402

||literally memes channel||

[chilly venture]

Snail man

[ember furnace]

Happyendingcore, truly blessed and hope pilled

[ember furnace]

screw 40k, hop on vermintide, we have rats

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-skaven-warhammer-total-war-vtide-gif-24193284

[noble brook]

That's funny

Snail? I think you mean

[timber nimbus]

So has anyone made an argument against putting a cup over the snail

[noble brook]

Technically no but what's stopping the snail for pushing it over? Or digging under?

[timber nimbus]

I mean a heavy enough container over like concrete would just be game over for the snail, no?

Dude may be immortal but if it's still a 10 gram heavy mollusk I can't imagine it could do much to a glass mug

[subtle scroll]

decay of matter

[azure bolt]

Plastic infused with salt.
Sure the snail won't die but unless it's given knowledge about its immortality and or it doesn't feel pain salt can still be a weakness.

[subtle scroll]

didn't the original question say that the snail is intelligent?

but even still, outside forces will damage it over time

maybe not until a few millenia have passed, but still

[weary citrus]

So it really comes down to what abilities/powers the snail gets from the deal?
I believe immortality and knowledge of your location are the only ones stated by all the versions, but whether it's granted invulnerability, wisdom/intelligence, ability to gain beneficial mutations, etc, greatly change how we should approach the problem.

And what we get from the deal could use some clarification too. Immortality and money is given, but do we know it's starting location, what kind of snail it is, it's abilities/powers? Are we invulnerable?

[buoyant matrix]

havent been following the debate in this chat but the original prompt is, snail is completely knowledgable about where you are at all times, it is also immortal, invulnerable, and highly intelligent. you are just immortal and invulnerable until the snail catches you.

[azure bolt]

Ok. Idea. Become a pirate that stays at sea. Never leave the boat and have your pals do it. As long as you move often to new areas the snail has no way to gain height towards you.

[timber nimbus]

Okay fuck it. The snail is ephemeral and can fly, allowing it to slowly float through any matter towards your location no matter how high up/down you are

[floral flume]

Become a seismologist specializing in earth core observations. You’ll spend much of your time visiting various observatories, leaving the snail to meander back and forth inside the earth

[timber nimbus]

Immortal human panicking, running around the planet for eternity.
Snail just chilling in the earth's core

[buoyant matrix]

ok using the highest estimate provided by this site: https://hypertextbook.com/facts/1999/AngieYee.shtml/
a snail moves fastest at about 0.013 m/s
the earths diameter of ~12.7 million meters
means the snail would complete the cross planet travel in about 11,356 days or about 31.1 years

this is fast enough that i would be moderately worried, because 31 years means if you were MORTAL and lived to the ripe age of 90 you would have to travel a minimum of 3 times. imagine being immortal, it would be more than consistent enough to be mentally taxing

although that website gives some WILDLY different estimates so your guess is as good as mine

like these two speeds are MAGNITUDES different from eachother

[celest coyote]

Diameter is a straight line through the middle of a circle from one side to the other. The actual value you want for estimates is half the circumference. And even then the estimated circumference of the earth does not factor valleys and mountains which the snail would also have to travel because it can neither fly nor dig through the earth. Which would significantly add to travel time. That is also adding the fact that it is a snail. Even if it was immortal and could survive any conditions there would definitely be situations where it would be difficult or near impossible to keep its average speed or make any progress at all.

[buoyant matrix]

we are talking about an ephemeral snail that can float through matter

[buoyant matrix]

see

[celest coyote]

This conversation has gone way too far then and beyond the scope of the original prompt then.

[buoyant matrix]

indeed, but theres no harm in extrapolation for entertainment

[celest coyote]

Fair.

Also if it could pass through land there would be literally no warning it would just pass into your foot one day through the ground and then boom you ded.

[floral flume]

As a {immortal} seismologist you’ll obtain a position to travel to observatories positioned for s- and p- wave research as the scientific field develops further toward real time earth core observation and measurement.
These paths of travel and various locations would keep the snail locked inside the earth, you may as well have a tool developed to be tuned to locating the snail as well, and then boom—widget.

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-no-goofy-ah-schwarzenegger-gif-3232264195128170765

[red gyro]

You’ve just completely changed the entire thought experiment, not cool

Even then, live on the ISS, it orbits the earth fast enough for the snail never to catch you, because you move at speeds faster then it constantly

[tardy onyx]

[frozen sentinel]

Interesting

[vocal tartan]

why would anyone be afraid of such a cute face

[frozen sentinel]

Idk

[vocal tartan]

me either

[weary citrus]

Yeh the 'ephemeral snail' problem is much easier to solve than normal snail. Now it moves at a constant speed to every direction so changing your location often enough becomes a viable method to extend your life to however long you want to. With normal snail you would at some point arrive closer to the snail's location than you expected therefore endagering yourself. Like il Gallone stated the circumference of earth doesn't factor valleys and mountains. We could never know when the snail spent the entire duration just NPCing to a wall, not moving at all.

In the scope of the dilemma, ephemeral version should be solved by any answers that would also solve the original.
(Except maybe if you intended to just look around to find the snail)

As long as we don't know the location at all^

[weary citrus]

And to add to the "NPCing to a wall", yes, an intelligent snail wouldn't probably do that, and would just interpret your path instead, but none of the passive avoidance methods really work against an intelligent snail especially when we don't know just how intelligent it really is.

Nor would any traps, choosing a hard to reach location, etc, work

If the question ends up being a deal of 1mil(?) for 1s-39y invulnerable lifespan, would you take it?

Quick poll!
if you would take the money knowing you can't avoid the inevitable snail.
if you would not and would rather just live your ordinary life

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-spongebob-spongebob-army-immortal-snail-gif-23571214

[hushed oxide]

Damn, no wonder people came back to darktide

[eternal stag]

decay of matter and unrelated events
unless burried there wil eventually be someone or something removing the cup

[eternal stag]

ever heard of sea snails? (Shiver my timbers)

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/food-snail-mmm-tasty-delicious-gif-21470000

[floral flume]

This exercise is effectively crypto mining. Throwing a brain at a wall like turning a handful of graphics cards into calculators.

It’s lovely, but yeah fucc that money I got 99 problems and anxiety is most of them and I don’t need no snail

[ember furnace]

me petting my snail as the universe ends (we both will suffer a terrible fate together in eternity if it doesn't) :

https://tenor.com/view/larrydasnail-ashsnails-snail-meme-pet-gif-23567477

[floral flume]

||he took the trained sloth contract instead||

But fr tho

👏What does the snail do with its million dollars?????👏

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-eating-keep-yappin-snail-eating-tomato-gif-21473361

[floral flume]

This thing ain’t just on /follow guys

You got IronSnail talking to his roboweapons like
Nawww

[ember furnace]

fun fact: snails can become addicted to cucumber, so addicted in fact that they will not eat anything besides cucumber, so yeah, 1 million dollars worth of cucumber

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/snapchat-cucumber-gif-19515919

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Back alley bankrupt snail scratching at restaurant peelings, forgetting his purpose in life; the cone of the street light mimicking the warmth of his past—just out of reach.

[noble brook]

A person walks past their face obscure by the street lamps but somehow they know that faces familiar as if they were meant to do something meant to know this person but that moment is gone that memory long faded

[buoyant matrix]

tweaking (emma only)

[azure bolt]

So don't speak Japanese?

[red gyro]

Impossible, I now live in an area surrounded by traps that activate on sight of a snail

[worthy patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1301373859047669821/1309464973306757160/follow-the-rules-v0-5i5piocdto0d1.jpg?ex=6742568a&is=6741050a&hm=2efc8f557ae71fcbda76fb5f6961217c2f88b5fb81fca454032b75a2a37e1491&

[ember furnace]

someone is sooooo broke, that "broke boy" got banned 💀

R.I.P broke boy

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-adventure-time-adventuretimelich-ong-gif-26657572

[foggy knoll]

Man that snail looks cute

[spiral nest]

Class coding be like

[tardy onyx]

[thorny tusk]

MY EARS

[bright thicket]

isn't this the same person who posted a video of himself coverd in 1000 baby oil bottles?

[ember furnace]

you reminded me of the "i'm the easter bunny" guy

[paper steppe]

Twitter users and bluesky users missing eachother's cringe

[halcyon ore]

No idea

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sephiroth-ff7rebirth-ffvii-rebirth-rebirth-leak-willem-dafoe-gif-27565663

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-maria-maria-robotnik-space-colony-ark-gif-8414271005818206187

[queen prism]

It's mostly twitter "missing cringe" honestly

[tardy onyx]

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/sueñitosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569

[queen prism]

oh nah the snail took the immortal-human-that-chases-you-forever deal

[arctic pond]

but arent you and the snail supposed to know were each others location is at any given point? either in a specific or generalized way

[potent breach]

I think part of the normal issue is that you don't typically know the snail's location. its endless chase of you hardly has the horror and stress if you have knowledge of its location at all times. It'd be extremely convienent for you to keep away from it at all times. Its the snail who knows and chases your form in pursuit, so for you to want to find it and seek death, yet be denied it, layers another level of horror and despair.

you at best 'think' you know the location, by either having it sealed on your behalf and hidden, or have someone track it for you, etc.

[lime plinth]

reasonable reaction

[barren vault]

To be fair

That was stupid on his part

Plaetarium this early on is good

[rocky lava]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305535352710369292/1305536918045593642/MemeFeedBot-5.mov?ex=67409280&is=673f4100&hm=6dc5146fa08539a20f748e373a59f809d87f0e4e55350a90444b2df8af257d51&

[jade dust]

I am the bone of my bait...

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/star-rail-honkai-star-rail-star-rail-herta-herta-kuru-kuru-gif-4860753256471322865

[paper steppe]

Who hired him 😭😭

[noble brook]

Proof that the immortal snail is real and out there

[rocky lava]

Omg furi

[halcyon ore]

why did you scroll up a month for that😭😭😭

[rocky lava]

Bc am pro

[halcyon ore]

huggies for you

[rocky lava]

Yay

[weary citrus]

That weirdly human looking dog has you tattooed on it's forehead

Maybe the "r name" is there but it just goes around it's head

[rocky lava]

What

[weary citrus]

No.
"You"

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1303816248303419505/SPOILER_togif-1.gif

[tacit ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/rashaken-idleon-snail-reset-gaming-gif-9815254210052650616

rage

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[tacit ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/morshu-dance-legend-of-zelda-link-faces-of-evil-gif-8679360762288017481

idleon player guessing master classes:

[rose isle]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-mgs-v-mgs-5-mgs-v-the-truth-the-truth-gif-17295973792471823513

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-raiden-golden-shower-metal-gear-solid2-i-give-my-life-not-for-honor-but-for-you-gif-21002171

[paper steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-shower-bath-water-pouring-gif-17140437

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-juice-cat-cat-cat-meme-tiktok-moribundmachine-gif-1446978577354982082

[ember furnace]

you made me forget that 8 exists, i've been going back and forth on 7 and 9

[sacred agate]

A story I half read from a Tumblr post then someone mentioned 4chan has the original fully story.
All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage, but more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I’d taken a dump. I’d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that BIG THINGS would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my fiancée. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, “Everything Must Go!” This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go.

I rushed to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience:

0. Occupied.

1. Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it’s next to the occupied one.

2. Poo on seat.

3. Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.

4. No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable stick object near base of toilet.

Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trousers and sat down. I’m normally a fairly Shameful Shitter. I wasn’t happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.

I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden, the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shitter was blathering to Mrs. Shitter about the shitty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I too had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn’t get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.

  Finally, my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder with one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude. A cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit the resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.

Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent: 0. The next-door conversation had ceased. 1. My colon continued seizing indicated that there was more to come. And 2. The bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made its way under the stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial “herald” fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence.

“Oh my God,” I heard him utter, following it with suppressed sounds of choking, and then, “No, baby, that wasn’t me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??”

       Now there was no stopping me! I pushed for all I was worth. I could swear that in the resulting cacophony of rips, squirts, splashes, poots, and blasts, I was actually lifted slightly off the pot. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. It sprayed against the bowl with tremendous force. Later, in surveying the damage, I’d see that liquid poop had actually managed to ricochet out of the bowl and run down the side onto the floor, but for now, all I could do was hang on for the ride.

Next door I could hear him fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my anal symphony. “Gotta go… horrible… throw up… in my mouth… not… make it… tell the kids… love them… oh God…” followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.

Alas, it is evidently difficult to hold one’s phone and wipe one’s bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door. Followed by string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet. There was a lull in my production, and the restroom became deathly quiet. I could envision him standing there, wondering what to do. A final anal announcement came trumpeting from my behind, small chunks of plopping noisily into the water. That must have been the last straw. I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I heard him running out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.
After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage. I felt bad for the janitor who’d be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No, toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth. As I left, I glanced into the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl. Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know. I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimination has managed to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it will be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public and I doubt he will ever again answer his cell phone in the loo.
And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in the bathroom.

#memes-for-big-beans message the beginning

[red gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/schmidt-novel-text-message-text-message-gif-3544541

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-toilet-humor-humour-dark-humor-daily-wire-gif-12696958080917526339

[fickle orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-aint-reading-all-that-im-happy-for-u-tho-or-sorry-that-happened-im-happy-for-you-thought-or-sorry-that-happened-gif-16532884834168127420

[weary citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-collector-magnificent-gif-22782215

[eternal stag]

you know what would be an interesting topic to discuss in this channel?
The immortal snail :*You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan? *

[weary citrus]

I tell the snail about the opportunities the 2 million dollahs give us and let it cook up a plan to make it 2 billion dollahs and then we'll live our long immortal lives in peace and prosperity until we grow tired of existence.
Make love, not war <<3

[strong oxide]

listen: a big box. even if they are smart, itll take them like at least a year to deteriorate the materials used

[astral torrent]

Immortal but not immune to science, so you can freeze it in space or something. It will still be alive, but unable to move, so you can visit it anytime to touch it.

Can someone make a meme “touch the snail NOW”

[rose isle]

Nurgle sounding ass

[ember furnace]

1-take the deal
2-use gloves
3-pet the snail gently
4-peace

[eternal stag]

gloves still counts as touching
4. death

[ember furnace]

that's the idea

https://tenor.com/view/bait-we-fed-the-trolls-fish-this-has-gotta-be-bait-dont-feed-the-trolls-gif-4673057485460817879

[dawn bison]

You know what would be an interesting topic to discuss in this channel? Nothing, discuss shit in off-topic

[weary citrus]

Someone's been eating grumpy cookies again

[pastel ether]

I was saving those : (

[floral flume]

Meta cognitive meme
Archetypal categorization of channel regulars into a “countryballs style” personification format

Let the roast commence
||rules 1 and 2||
What would my caricature look like?

[queen prism]

My profile picture makes it pretty easy to imagine what my memechannelball would look like 🤔

[teal furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376314503916421120/1311065925637771354/therapy.png?ex=674780cb&is=67462f4b&hm=074d5c7498c2f7306d85d2c1002066dd7cc24f3cbf6bb0cfb921e687a4b1e860&

[floral flume]

||obligatory||||and valid due to the 30 minute window ||

[quick wharf]

@tacit erminehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Rj9mHj79E

[timber nimbus]

Can't wait to see this meme being reposted for the next 3 days

[sterile trench]

Oh my god I think my brain just died

[ruby snow]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-anime-meme-funny-scream-gif-17741848

[tacit ermine]

the fact i got @ ed

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cipher-here-we-go-again-ah-shit-gta-gif-12323197491117021617

[red gyro]

It’s not reposting if you just forward it

[ember furnace]

same

[sterile trench]

this is now the dementia channel

[red gyro]

Hello new person, tell us your thoughts on the immortal snail deal🏃‍♂️ 🐌

[rocky lava]

https://youtu.be/CJATWt1KbMA?si=bZguM8jbB2JI70CB

[dire shuttle]

I’m going mentally insane from grinding

[astral torrent]

Anarlam?

[shell harbor]

man who took your abilities of reading

[astral torrent]

I personally know loki

[shell harbor]

it's ||analram||

[twilit swift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047317907522211870/1310595170718449845/snail-in-antartica-v0-jmz4uh7lfz1e1.png?ex=67486d5e&is=67471bde&hm=9af214c70c12408f0bfd08546dd1311c0789a0000b644f0c5c5f35116882991f&

[weary citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-sad-crying-mega-sad-gif-14171691

[queen prism]

_ _

[red gyro]

why is this unusually uncomfortable to look at?

[weary citrus]

Empathy?

But now that you mentioned it.. when I look at it long enough it starts to look like his eyes are sucking in an endless stream of liquid. Kinda disturbing

[shell harbor]

my eyes hurt looking at that i thought i was the only one

[merry flax]

Because of weakness, your generation fears the hydrating power of water. I see this image and it makes me reach for a glass in anticipation of the crisp refreshing flavor

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-padme-gif-5048790

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/hndrxxgoingbad-spongebob-idontneedit-thirsty-gif-3148211160626866200

||my body as I make another carafe of coffee||

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/chuck-thumb-thumbs-up-dodgeball-thank-you-chuck-norris-chuck-norris-gif-14567035

[strong oxide]

snoop catt

[jade dust]

❤️‍🔥

[fickle orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FzmYV4Ywkk

[jade dust]

💙

[jade dust]

🙃

[floral flume]

•Wake up
•Grab phone
-DK was at 2-1 for shards and to finish my 100k gmeatpie stack
•shithead auto’d onto flies

[stable ginkgo]

😼👍

[royal ermine]

huh, no memes today

[paper steppe]

real drinkers know it's nasty to drink basically ice at 3am

[west knot]

Wait a f[not idleon friendly language]ing minute
IS THAT THE GUY FROM IDLEON?!

[final ravine]

then I’m going insane😊

[hoary widget]

Shirt is wrong it's BobJoePickle 😠

[ember furnace]

WE FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO LAVAFLAME1

[honest sapphire]

Winter arc

[radiant seal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588979185687461908/1248031343216955412/attachment-5-1.gif

[west knot]

kidnapped by youtubers

[tacit ermine]

whats the video called

[radiant jay]

God forbid she finds the poop sock

[ionic laurel]

No. The guy from Idleon is obviously from this video. You made a mistake. You have been misinformed. Everything is a lie. Reality is a simulation. Life is a government conspiracy. Nothing is real. Everything is false.
IS THAT SSUNDEE 😳

:)

[azure bolt]

Good ending.

[ember furnace]

Nah bro, that's "RUSBE"

[mild leaf]

This image was so popular in spanish memes in 2020 istg

[west knot]

sir the bottom left he kidnapped john blood beserker the 5th

[west knot]

idk ssundee video about assassins n' stuff

[astral torrent]

SAO REFERENCE??????

[eternal stag]

@weary citrus

[queen prism]

DECOY SNAIL.

[shell harbor]

new fear unlocked

[astral torrent]

Sure it freezes, but eventually you will tire of the world and need to touch the snail. How are you gonna find it?

[queen prism]

You didn't get the punchline, did you

[dawn bison]

don't post earrape

[fickle orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-bye-goodbye-see-ya-gn-gif-4297369649887823386

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-car-fnf-cat-hit-single-gif-9480832077143943825

[fluid dagger]

Counter offer: I attempt to reason with the snail

So long as I am alive, the snail also has immortality and is intelligent. Therefore, the instant I die, it loses both of those and simply becomes nothing again.

Could it live knowing that there is something it should remember, but just can't?

[rain obsidian]

Bye

[floral flume]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/scientists-can-erase-specific-memories-from-a-snails-brain/

||### js||

[red gyro]

got warned for that twice... i've never even posted earrape😭

[dawn bison]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[red gyro]

depends on your definition of earrape...

[bitter raft]

Its purpose in life is to touch you. Nothing can convince it otherwise. Just like living creatures are wired to live, the snail is wired to reach you.

[eternal stag]

wait we back on the snail topic

[sage imp]

I'm so fucking tired of seeing the snail debate and yet it's still so fucking funny how so many people are way too much invested in this shit

I can't look at snail anymore without seeing weeks and weeks of message about a man running away from a snail

[eternal stag]

I just send a snail meme and someone dident understand it

[sage imp]

Poor ignorant souls

[eternal stag]

this is where it started

[sage imp]

15 days ago....

[queen prism]

I think 80% of the immortal snail deal discussion is just for the sake of keeping the immortal snail discussion going at this point. Everyone's shared their takes already

[eternal stag]

I have to admit that I also got way too invested

[queen prism]

Which does make it deliciously ironic

[sage imp]

And the worst in that is that I read absolutely everything without getting tired of it

I read that with ✨ passion ✨

[sage imp]

Yeah snail are delicious (I'm french)

[queen prism]

I didn't know french people were real

[eternal stag]

Especially when people started using very complicated terms

[sage imp]

Ok now serious question, why everyone hate us ?

What could have we possibly done to piss of every nation

So badly that they want us gone from earth by any mean possible

[eternal stag]

The country and food are nice but the people arent

[sage imp]

Ok that the most true fact of all fact about france

French people are so hateable in so many way, I hate most of the french too

[eternal stag]

Don’t forget that the English (and consequently cultures descended from the English) have had an anti-French thing going on for centuries.

England and France were pretty much at war, just finished a war, or just about to start a war from 1066 until 1815. But also the French were the nearest and most familiar “foreign” culture, and consequently one of the easiest to poke fun at because it was more likely that the other people in the conversation would recognise what you’re talking about.

[queen prism]

Yeah, what David said. You only pissed off the English, but since the whole world speaks their language, it became an international meme to hate the French

[eternal stag]

this is beside the currently ongoing rudeness

[queen prism]

Eh, every country kinda sucks. You don't see people hating Colombia for no reason like they do with France

[eternal stag]

no no but france is the top of the iceberg

other countries will at least try to communicate with you even if its through hand signs or pictionary. The France dont even try if you dont speak their language

To me it seems like they think you're stupid if you dont speak their language and they refuse to even help you out (In most cases or atleast for the experiences ive had)

feel free to correct me if im wrong btw (The nuke is coming anyways )

[queen prism]

Ohh, true, there's that silly government branch that does Prescriptivist Linguistics At A Federal Level

[placid jungle]

started what

....... what have i done exactly O-O

[eternal stag]

you have done nothing,
just click on the mentioned message and scroll down
there was a 2/3 day discussion on the immortal snail

[edgy tendon]

i asked about a snail on a plane

[eternal stag]

but back to why France is being hated

[placid jungle]

nope

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421156860348071946/1313434135146270720/The_Immortal_Snail_has_won.mp4?ex=67501e5c&is=674eccdc&hm=56ddbf2a63ab2a87e81a86634a3b2388f89443b84bb8b900882cf97ffb73251c&

lets keep this thing going for as long as possible

[eternal stag]

oh wait wrong mention but yeah a long discussion happend

[edgy tendon]

as long as its memes

[placid jungle]

ah

so we are going to stop the snail from killing us

its only way of living is murder for one specefic person

[eternal stag]

The immortal snail will never end

[edgy tendon]

the immortal snail is a meme

[placid jungle]

it will find a way

[eternal stag]

Which never ends

[placid jungle]

any way to make physical contact with us

[eternal stag]

But when are we nuking france

[placid jungle]

veeeery veeeeeeeeery slowly tho.

[placid jungle]

no idea

[eternal stag]

This ia where to start reading

We could also invade france

Any recommendations

[queen prism]

France

[edgy tendon]

please drop the france topic. don't wanna have to rule 1 you.

[sage imp]

When I will move out pls

[eternal stag]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-25901726

[sage imp]

I don't want to be in France anymore

Too much shit going on here

[sage imp]

Seems like a Fair trade 🤝

[eternal stag]

Sorry for the spam (also not me looking up rule 1)

[sage imp]

If everyone agree about hating France, even french, can we still consider it as racisms?

[eternal stag]

Idk if this is allowed so please correct me if im breaking the rules (so I can delete it )
Its a joke and no hatred intended of any kind

[dawn wolf]

LMFAO THATS INCREDIBLE

[sage imp]

Mf is Stuart little

[opaque yarrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA7wDV4MbNo
I FOUNF THE OLD LAVA PFP

[tacit ermine]

i claim this chanel for france!

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-team-fortress2-sunglasses-krunkidile-gif-24430373

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-one-optimus-prime-middle-finger-transformers-optimus-gif-2196417980177362632

[quick wharf]

Not racism but public good. Unless they tell me where the paté is stored...

[torn lotus]

Nice the town needs a celebratory fire.

[eternal stag]

time to nuke this channel (as a joke)

[ember furnace]

they surrendered (for real)

[noble brook]

Wow thanks YouTube just what I wanted to see what's next beheading videos

[buoyant matrix]

does it hurt is the greatest youtube channel

fucking love em

brought to you by the canadian healthcare system

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gates-dab-gif-25596097

[buoyant matrix]

bro hit that 60 degree angle

[floral flume]

He’s secretly signaling “75 seconds to midnight”

[queen prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776997575877722113/1313933073359962155/lizard_runs_after_being_discovered.mov?ex=6751ef08&is=67509d88&hm=48cc44087a916c2db8d049b228ab6f2233a7a23180c64401672f4072374addcc&

[rain heart]

https://tenor.com/view/homo-sexuality-gay-rights-lgbt-lesbian-evolution-gif-10566283

[tacit ermine]

time to turn this server into cheese

https://tenor.com/view/firecheese-fire-cheese-mememachine-outerspacefrisbee-gif-21397219

[quick wharf]

@tacit ermineAll thats left now is DeBrie

[tacit ermine]

yes yes yes!!! this is very gouda

[quick wharf]

I cammembare it

[tacit ermine]

time to colonise manchego

by the time im done with the server it will have more holes than swiss!

[lime plinth]

I love jujutsu shenanigans

[astral torrent]

thats dbs broly

[pastel ether]

I have a clip I found on TikTok of it

I don’t remember if it is too loud or not

[lime plinth]

gojo is a fraud

this is the real honored one
bro has infinity and all

[pastel ether]

That man is Isaac Clarke he alone is the marker killer

[sterile oasis]

[pastel ether]

You messed up the chain you added extra wording to it

[placid jungle]

Booooo

[sage imp]

Honestly which pen taste the best. We all know they are not the same, it's like water, the All taste different

[trim sandal]

no

[final ravine]

that’s it I’m blinding you with light mode

[opaque tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tragic-scream-shout-no-gif-16325934

[sterile oasis]

Damn who won

[lime plinth]

hamsters never win

they always kinda just... die

[pastel ether]

Hamsters die in weird ways too

[lime plinth]

they have nothing on hampter

[lime plinth]

https://youtu.be/Iig0kFj9Glg?si=MJOshtn41zhxIivv
bro had a vision

[red gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/692024874914545724/1314401753558417498/togif-29_1.gif

[placid jungle]

Not falling for that

[mild lava]

For what. An image?

[placid jungle]

its a gif

[floral flume]

-t

[dawn bison]

what day is it in california???

if only a man in surgical scrubs could tell me

[floral flume]

||i gotchu fam||

[dawn bison]

is tau dead?

who was the one who used to post it regularly?

[floral flume]

He’s not posted in almost three weeks

[dawn bison]

almost 3 weeks? i feel like it's been MUCH longer, someone should do a wellness check

[floral flume]

@misty sable come back we love you
||you can’t be mad at me, @dawn bison said to||

[misty sable]

U right I've been slacking.

I've let you all down with my lack of reposts on friday

[dawn bison]

date affirming reposts are the only acceptable reposts

[sick nebula]

I expect Lava to cook on the masterclasses

[weary citrus]

What I see when I imagine Lava making master classes

[mild lava]

I love how each link is a proxy link that leads to what i can only assume is a virus

@sand lake

[potent breach]

Not a clue why itd even pretend to make sense to ask that shit in the meme channel

[lime plinth]

that is not 50 cal 😭

[weary citrus]

Maybe that revolver is just giant size? There's no banana for comparison

I'd be more concerned about my forehead than wrist with that gun tho

[lime plinth]

the rounds look different for each bullet type

5.56 is a longer round with a pointy tip

9mm is shorter and more circular

[weary citrus]

Caliber is just the diameter of the case, iirc. (Been a while.)
What type of bullet it is might differ. Not sure if there's any other than rifle rounds that are 50cal tho.
Edit: there is. Oh boy there is

And I assume we're taking about .50 of course

Ooh after a quick googling it seems there is a lot more to it. Learned my limited gun stuff in finnish 20 years ago so english stuff still confuses me

https://tenor.com/view/that's-not-a-knife-that's-a-knife-crocodile-dundee-gif-17875218452824390581

[ember furnace]

just use a bigger revolver, stupid

[buoyant matrix]

oh my god

we are so back

[azure bolt]

Russian roulette just got worse.

[pastel ether]

It’s 50/50 too

[azure bolt]

1v1 Russian roulette.

[floral flume]

TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES

[dawn bison]

why would you speak as an authority on something you know nothing about

[thick echo]

oh buff Jesus, he died for our gains

[edgy tendon]

Basic requirement for any aspiring political figure

[west knot]

huh no wonder jogo seemed so familiar

[placid jungle]

lel

[west knot]

lava larry domain expansion when?

[rustic moat]

Domain Expansion : Not Enough Points For New Equipment

[fluid dagger]

If we were to power-scale the idelon character, it could probably solo most of JJk, with the only real problem being Infinity.

[floral flume]

Throughout Hyperion Nebula and Blunder Hills, I alone am the honorable mention.

[rustic moat]

Looks like he drank them mid sentence 😋😋☠️☠️

[weary citrus]

Fixed it for you :3

Sorry

[eternal stag]

@weary citrus

[timber nimbus]

https://fxtwitter.com/JosephF62710202/status/1865530879998644607

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464214563429154826/1315412680567427102/VID_20241207235233.mp4?ex=67575106&is=6755ff86&hm=dde01c5e11083604757727c90d6842e7ae198fd6606572d76075a3f01e05883c&

[weary citrus]

Users in discord be like
"Hell no I'm not gonna click that link"

[icy dune]

It’s someone in a baba yaga house costume getting chased by someone dressed as baba yaga with a broom. 🤷

Idk how to embed

[ornate girder]

Might be a 'you haven't been in this server long enough' thing
https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/769335501531578368

[jolly glade]

It is, you need lvl 3 for embed perms

[thorn glacier]

why did you send this here

[red gyro]

Or you could say “Discord users”

[weary citrus]

I could've but that would've messed up the format making it less fun in my mind

[icy dune]

Aha, thanks for the info

[weary citrus]

To anyone wondering how that works:
Flies apparently don't notice/react to slow movement.
If you move your hand slow enough it's actually kinda easy to catch them barehanded

Applies to house flies at least. Never tried it myself with other types

[bright thicket]

there is other type of flies????

[weary citrus]

Butterflies and dragonflies at least. But I've never seen an elephant fly

[strong oxide]

Horseflies

https://tenor.com/view/horse-flying-flying-horse-dream-dreams-gif-19273718

[ember furnace]

The desperation building up in the end

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-privileges-revoked-horse-privileges-revoked-helicopter-gif-23555719

[ornate girder]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-gif-22702804

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/orb-orb-pondering-wizard-horse-plinko-plinko-gif-24381668

https://tenor.com/view/plinko-you-plinko-gif-26501962

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gatsby-party-casual-classy-island-gif-6718881995218748649

[final ravine]

rip

Or is he?

[placid jungle]

https://youtu.be/C5RvoPQZQeM?si=GUyMYHSLoPULCbOS

wait wrong place

woops

[upper imp]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CJAtggNMOrA?si=KjgJnuw2gY--BqJ5

[floral flume]

Decisions decisions
Buy a fifth copy of Minecraft because they structure their market directly and only for profit and not the legitimate copy you bought 10 years ago….

Or spend that $30 a little bit better?

[weary citrus]

When you start reading assuming it is a stripper joke, but end up realising it's about food or smth

[grizzled echo]

if you're asking about my post, its a riff on the intro to lord of the rings.

[placid jungle]

You can still use grunts

[jade dust]

🇦🇫

[modest dock]

Wait when did an orca end a billionaire? @novel lagoon

[modest dock]

So true put on up for my gooners, grunts, and minions ✊🍌😔

[novel lagoon]

there are reports of them ramming yachts

[teal furnace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908260258030424085/1315124879535898714/675484e406b6b.webp?ex=675ae23d&is=675990bd&hm=edc36a053d07a82939a164ea0b3110cb559f66fccc3bc34ef95d3c50d3962e6e&=&format=webp&width=533&height=531

[modest dock]

Oh wow glad orcas are taking back the waters

[jade dust]

I am the bone of my bait...

[weary citrus]

My 1yo niece keeps turning the whole book instead of pages one at a time. She's gonna love iphone. Gonna feel really intuitive

[quick wharf]

@graceful surge

[shell harbor]

felt like digging this gem up

@ripe nova

[ripe nova]

[quick wharf]

Sadly im poor

[mild lava]

Bahtel ah Wateh

[graceful surge]

Whats that

[mild lava]

how americans say bottle of water

[pastel ether]

I’m American and I say it how it’s spelt

[weary citrus]

Pretty sure you butcher at least the "r"s

Probs half the vowels too

Cause english in general is rarely phonetically spelt

[red gyro]

This is because English is a Frankenstein-ian amalgamation of Germanic and romantic languages

[jade dust]

!Hades

[tacit ermine]

just made myself this

[sage imp]

C H E E S E

[tacit ermine]

CHEESE

you see i am THE CHEESE MAN!!!

[tacit ermine]

help me colonise this server with cheese!! change ur profile picture to cheese!!

[red gyro]

No

[hazy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-james-may-gif-19266123

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/black-sabbath-war-pigs-generals-gathered-in-their-masses-cat-meme-gif-16029358381598420694

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/new-vegas-god-fallout-we-cant-expect-god-to-do-all-the-work-gif-21038212

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/black-sabbath-war-pigs-generals-gathered-in-their-masses-cat-meme-gif-10493277749359940275

[grizzled echo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114231072973140142/1316581732450963538/IMG_2401.jpg?ex=675b91c9&is=675a4049&hm=00a8fcaded19286842c899435ea9f7b879311f868c2f593655ba0226a921e616&

[misty sable]

and thats why I use adblockers!

[grizzled echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698951279707422770/1316270158930513961/RDT_20241211_120014.mp4?ex=675c69dd&is=675b185d&hm=df60a12471696baaa39bac076d9667394a47cdda14b67ab2c85d2ac28cdf237b&

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057422102677958759/1316858919058014320/5f36KdV8AObYy_wJ.mov?ex=675c93f0&is=675b4270&hm=f66b29012e19704392247ce16462b77f9039ea02932b4c5a57716c8f4c78b13a&

[viral summit]

"in the end cats"
Evanescence plays
🗿

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897678360229072976/1316991814531813456/This_Is_The_Part_Where_He_Kills_You.mp4?ex=675d0fb5&is=675bbe35&hm=c976aa7c6e0339b975f34198dcc65fbfb6ba71752200174b2c66350bed45780c&

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-old-man-portal2-gif-21822263

[weary citrus]

Probs stole this from this exact chan, but..

[weary citrus]

Every day is friday somewhere

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/in-your-heart-shania-twain-forever-and-for-always-song-inside-your-heart-deep-inside-your-heart-gif-18749856

[weary citrus]

I need a social life. Been staring that gif for way too long now

[floral flume]

I need to fix my life. My own woman doesn’t even look at me like that

[hidden epoch]

F

https://youtu.be/9vv6I5rMRB4?si=u1JKSCHmKn-JvyNN

[fickle stream]

|| | I
| | _

[graceful surge]

https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/4000004/test/

[tacit ermine]

one thing

look at the emoji names

[tacit ermine]

[tacit ermine]

no one reads the cheese rule booklet

rule 78: dont let the cheeseman drive he will drive recklessly and run over pedestrians

[gloomy oracle]

Maybe Im the Cheeseman, we act oddly similar

[floral flume]

It was upped to $60k, just for spits and shekels

Everything is a psychological operation. Even grandpa’s contemporaries were shamed for chanting “turn off your television”

[graceful surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/331444770482421760/1317563471763738624/image0.gif?ex=675f241a&is=675dd29a&hm=71dc852264afa4fab64a8d54e84d578c217a671f76aaeeaa481f868ab224c686&

[dawn bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/277899348887470080/1317534427789918302/FB_IMG_1734195027545.jpg?ex=675f090e&is=675db78e&hm=72df2d3f115f386e3489053bba3ff5d3b8c418b4985667e6e1fb96bbe7bb7a0a&

[ember furnace]

literally me

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-willem-dafoe-chloe-can-you-not-creepy-gif-23696817

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/og-gif-21212693

[lime plinth]

jesus christ dude

[drowsy pollen]

Shenanigans player

[small wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286028573467218041/1309302193186275339/251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[lime plinth]

she jujutsu on my shenanigans until I (Press "G" to awaken)

[dawn bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702936157343973489/1318015804532457514/IMG_2342.png?ex=6760c95f&is=675f77df&hm=82d0e941c8f30aebb64d7b6720e043a5e5631e9b2722ddeb86945bc76c025d69&

[azure bolt]

I feel both flattered and insulted
Also lol.

[silent agate]

https://tenor.com/view/apes-together-strong-0p1sf-gif-20906166

[weary citrus]

My name is...
..weak arms

[cold latch]

Does anyone have the meme of Springtrap with the "Hey Vsauce, Michael here" audio? I swear I had it downloaded, but now I don't know where to find it.

[pastel ether]

I’ll have to look for it but I’m pretty sure I do

That took a lot less time then I thought it would

[cold latch]

Thank you 🙏

[pastel ether]

No problem

[eternal stag]

@weary citrus

[modest egret]

Really excited about the royal eggs apparently

[timber nimbus]

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh

[red gyro]

Wrong channel lmao

But nice 👍

[frozen sentinel]

This is how to type it to look different

[ember furnace]

R4R >3

[rustic moat]

Are you doing half a fusiondance????

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-gif-6886058388125904351

[graceful surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325430578012880897/1318911497040171091/guys-when-they-see-a-helicopter-shorts-480-ytshorts.savetube.me.mp4?ex=67640b8d&is=6762ba0d&hm=31f299655f06c28adaf7c21ac1fba419f87a3ef4aab03da9edd5fcde8d43a189&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056083112825737216/1318749638182043789/SaveClip.App_An80_w4ryXTVMrXoJ4JKGJjuc9v0UcvFFxoXvW_sWVzGU8NWvOBdjZA7ToFinsxwVHDB1FFQjlS2Efwp5AQhoRY5.mp4?ex=676374ce&is=6762234e&hm=2702020b14b29c18c71b9e6d934171bfe48d720d48024fc5c5277cf298779f27&

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/593784495195422720/1318097657142444062/RPReplay_Final1734130571.mov?ex=6764615a&is=67630fda&hm=03badbf6243b6c7bcb52567aa245aaaa9ebfb1c23f6dd5611e2c410b89f2dc57&

[graceful surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325430578012880897/1318998300224917555/Muddledprongedburly_3aa791_12170372.mp4?ex=67645c64&is=67630ae4&hm=b398a7b0f8e25750322e3e22bca79977a2bd3c5a838fc9c95ef74a96ce7f542a&

[ionic laurel]

(for people who don't know anything about new zealand david seymour is the leader of act)

[red gyro]

New Zealander spotted?

[ionic laurel]

yes

i can confirm australia does not exist

[strong oxide]

i beliv u because ive never seen it

[ionic laurel]

yeah theres just water and air

[shell harbor]

every time i read dk i have to think of this

[rustic moat]

Diddy Kong 💀💀💀

[pastel ether]

Diddy Kong has such an unfortunate name in this day and age

[floral flume]

And the countrysides were nice, and the plants were singing, and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky!

[lime plinth]

we used to exile mfs for this behavior

[ionic laurel]

ah how i love chess

[worthy patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbychess-chess-cat-cat-chess-smart-cat-gif-23441191

[ionic laurel]

yeah i was waiting for fps chess to download

so i looked at community stuff

[pastel ether]

That game is interesting

Pretty fun if you’re playing against someone you know is good at actual chess

[red gyro]

As an Australian I am confused

[ionic laurel]

australia is not real. its just coloured water on the map

[red gyro]

Then where the hell am I?

[ionic laurel]

you don't exist

[floral flume]

Samsara.

[ionic laurel]

anyone who claims to be australian is either a liar or nonexistent

[floral flume]

New Mandela dropped

Steve Irwin effect

[ionic laurel]

crazy

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/danger-steveerwin-wooo-gif-14568078

[ionic laurel]

also australia is based on saxton hale's chest hair

[weary citrus]

Hmm that does seem to be too much of a coincidence ngl

[queen prism]

there's also new zealanders who fell for the psyop

[jolly glade]

Deception, it'd fall under "distract"

[timber nimbus]

I mean I don't think they would have to roll anything

Just sounds like that would play out naturally

[bitter raft]

Roll to poop
||and have the noble roll intelligence or perception||

[bitter raft]

And make it strength so the barbarian can rage for advantage

[pastel ether]

One of my friends sent me that literally yesterday

[drifting isle]

ASK him to do it for science

[pastel ether]

We agreed to try it on one of our other friends

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709222629185290257/1048366048388337775/friday_in_california.mp4?ex=67669937&is=676547b7&hm=14a7692d0a80214c61664a42c29bf3ea079b30d6425687fd6a31fc4051f09d69&

[timber nimbus]

Cleaning that afterwords must have been so frustrating

[strong oxide]

nah it just does that permanently

[merry flax]

It actually wouldn't be too bad to clean (depending on the model) just remove container and clean it

[sage imp]

Beans wtf

[amber raptor]

me realizing you cant give the Giftmas Blobulyte peanuts

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[vast ice]

Hear me out:

[paper steppe]

Eidolon wyrm

[thorny tusk]

Terraria moment

[vast ice]

Worm, wrym. Same dif

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464214563429154826/1320264245295972403/Friendlydeludedunadvised_f9c9ea_12179750.mp4?ex=6768f765&is=6767a5e5&hm=df513026f394ee40ba2dd6754befaa2f47c3803dad64f86d3582fa6cba9e7d23&

[bitter raft]

Tiktok thief ):

[drowsy lichen]

Tiktok thief :)

[rain shadow]

😮

[rapid palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfLrzvNN210

[misty sable]

https://youtu.be/P6uwj5Ix7qg

[misty sable]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-i-saw-what-you-deleted-meme-capybara-capybara-meme-orange-gif-26190661

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/god-blessing-my-way-find-out-his-way-is-better-gif-2212917501506726767

[ember furnace]

Tell the opps to be alert

[noble brook]

Poor guy

[timber nimbus]

FF8 ass weapon

[pastel ether]

Dead space 3 ass weapon

[lime plinth]

halibut cannon my beloved

[rain shadow]

🤯

[amber raptor]

Still waiting for the feature that you can give giftmas Blobulyte a peanut 😦

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/panical-itechcaptain-monkey-peanuts-thrown-gif-26105415

[amber raptor]

Lava im begging you

[weary citrus]

1kb?!?!?! That's massive. No one's ever going to need that much christmas joy!

[queen prism]

the jolly celebrators of winter holidays:

[pastel ether]

I’ve been lied to

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-crystal-palace-charles-rowland-dead-boy-detectives-please-no-gif-13648304396049140619

[grizzled echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/698951279707422770/1320851152648011846/v09044g40000cskqvh7og65ptkigrq6g.mov?ex=676b19ff&is=6769c87f&hm=7ee90352eee7ee905f57a422a584ca684738405c3a0fe96d84e430df7e10be95&

[red gyro]

Artist name?

[lime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-gif-18250654545090010651

[south goblet]

How is that a meme? The only funny thing about it is how naïve it sounds

[weary citrus]

When did memes become just funny pics?
The theme and emotion are apparent from that pic even if the flavor text is unintelligible gibberish

[south goblet]

Eh true i guess

But what's the theme in your eyes if the text is gibberish?

[red gyro]

If we’re going into what is a meme… ||don’t ask me, idk what makes a meme a meme, I just call anything with a remotely silly image/caption a meme||

[red gyro]

You got the rain and the mourning(???) image of Abhijit Naskar in monochrome which implies a sad/mournful theme, but the text feels slightly patriotic/rallying which gives it an air of solidarity, which when combined with the sad theme may insinuate the death of a respected leader

[sage imp]

Hope it make more sense

[red gyro]

It doesn’t but thanks

The French are weird

[sage imp]

Why

[chilly venture]

I'm french and i didn't get the joke

[sage imp]

Me neither

[queen prism]

The other 11kb are structural. They're for stabilizing the 1kb of christmas joy in order to be safely spread

[pastel ether]

Ohhhh ok

[trim sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1306718300541161592/reverse.gif

[amber raptor]

Day 3 of waiting for the feature that you can give giftmas Blobulyte a peanut.

[queen prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103351960490487849/1321152903083196416/AQM0NlbC5VrK0MVpStg3BHLNFaNK4XDoPMsRt8JihKocBOHvqlCWzeVpuZVEaGVc03LqQb5YYJ-cixhcfe0t8oOk.mp4?ex=676c3305&is=676ae185&hm=056fa2701512027a070562db56dbc188813e4e6189ca734d0658dfe8e548d65a&

[queen prism]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354073650938249219/1316836211029049394/YouCut_20241212_153551065.mp4?ex=676c50ca&is=676aff4a&hm=24749751a9bba37f78335aea4779d04600fd26ba1590884b898d4e7986bc198e&

[vapid canopy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/498664055028973598/1321252088914645044/23mv4k.mp4?ex=676c8f65&is=676b3de5&hm=2d103e3bdb7b8d85730eaddebeb4f57918953a917595a16e543b6d2eea79a45b&

[lime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jolly-honored-one-christmas-jjk-gif-9874607197926101073

[fluid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

Imaginary technique: Limitless Jolliness

[cosmic vector]

https://tenor.com/view/estonia-estonian-drunk-guy-estonian-drunk-guy-arrested-gif-15161201

https://tenor.com/view/multiversx-x-xportal-egld-crypto-gif-15284324983742537475

[rustic moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919932062427910144/1321359827586256927/IMG_20231204_081019.jpg?ex=676cf3bc&is=676ba23c&hm=0aee188c67fe200b697f0c7bea4dcdbfaeef4b3a0a0acb3c61615a42111b5990&

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-chat-good-morning-chat-just-a-week-away-can-you-believe-it-guys-merry-christmas-discord-gif-27292611

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jolly-honored-one-christmas-jjk-gif-9874607197926101073

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-emoji-gif-17694254030782940832

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-posting-jolly-christmas-merry-ltg-gif-18217581716871329871

[rustic moat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1315783644673216532/1321127782394368080/adec92b8d1d9a21401c98a03e814b681.jpg?ex=676d6d20&is=676c1ba0&hm=3495da61597eaa7c23514d7b0cc4776d1d2bfe78abb170a7991b90816009f894&

WHO HERE IS A CHILL GUY

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/my-new-character-bruno-nonchalant-teaboi-gif-16787379697188318686

[pastel ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286028573467218041/1309302193186275339/251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[rustic moat]

Yo post this in another server https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919932062427910144/1314492045884129290/Screenshot_2024-12-06-08-21-21-994_com.discord-edit.jpg?ex=676e559d&is=676d041d&hm=b222fac994dfa497595d1d842ea73c315860af7497371cb58c7bd27f436aa05e&

[trim sandal]

no

[mild saddle]

Replace one of the smaller images with something random so they have to stop and stare for a moment to figure out what they are looking at

[rustic moat]

Yes please do that