memes-for-big-beans

[weary citrus]

Look it's spreading to my lower lips too
:33

[floral flume]

:3Ɛ

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaa-angry-gif-24385107

[pastel ether]

If you add another three at the end you could have Peter griffin’s chin too

[floral flume]

Ofug.egsdee

[weary citrus]

:333333
That's both lips, boobs and a full sixpack

[pastel ether]

Nice

[weary citrus]

3- to the end if you want to go full nsfw

What a lovely gift smileys have given us. Whoever first came up with the idea of expressing emotions with a combination of characters, thank you sincerely

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/do-the-bartman-egypt-the-simpsons-dance-gif-8493448823150204084

I at one point had a meme that kinda broke down the “etymology” of emoji history

Can’t track it down

[weary citrus]

Thank you ancient egyptians!

The word itself, "emoji", gives me japanese vibes, so in my head canon it was some hikikomori who just wasn't able to speak well enough after all those years of isolation

[floral flume]

https://medium.com/dayone-a-new-perspective/a-brief-history-of-emojis-emoticons-and-ascii-art-2fbe3045a81a

here’s an article I came across that references the cat emoji trend

[weary citrus]

Then he got really popular after that, got a wealthy anime gamer girl girlfriend and lived the rest of his days happy and rich until his heart condition caught up. Over 672 people attended his funeral and japaneans celebrate him every year with a 4 day festival.

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/magnificent-good-job-awesome-gif-14855790

[floral flume]

Pictographic scripts have been found that predate Egypt, btdubz

[weary citrus]

That was an interesting read.
I remember the time when picture emojis suddenly got popular and some chats etc started to convert text based smileys to them. It was annoying when my ":)" got converted to a yellow blob

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189666903338254448/1220503586983645255/a44c378f4cb8a36d91f1c0254328cf60.mp4?ex=671630ca&is=6714df4a&hm=a6daf9ebb95a151e6a65da6e19294b9a759163094acecdc5d1f968d039c0a33f&

[ember furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1297579332981624872/ssstik.io_homigradeng_1729024988127.mp4?ex=6716706c&is=67151eec&hm=a9171d783f790e8eda5e98cd39afaab46cd39c14ba0c5123badef561a7d0b4f3&

[ember furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1297614968560160891/RDT_20231126_144641.mp4?ex=6716919d&is=6715401d&hm=6d41daa44d0ad1a203be576a5a632f604cdca8f75c37c59682eba7eec953feb6&

[leaden bobcat]

Do you think he finally got it off?

Its probably still stuck man

[empty bridge]

when the m&m tube factory makes skittle tubes

[rocky lava]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-story-mode-story-mode-story-minecraft-story-gif-10230017120894749348

[fluid dagger]

Thank you for making the world a better place, Mr. Alien

[rocky lava]

👽

[narrow hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tsukihime-mario-gallo-bestino-melty-blood-gif-10902045962749150817

[rocky lava]

Real

[narrow hedge]

i got 2 warnings for that “cylinder” video😭

[ember furnace]

i got one for the image :(

[timber nimbus]

Erm yeah... it's NSFW guys

Can't be talking about adult content here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926056653353283604/1297337816602247178/76cb0137fd3b0754f5eb78e6b3549684.mp4?ex=6716e0fe&is=67158f7e&hm=5dad3c679991e426288500bd92e31257b8dac42fe33a6f925db4a102d2e5cd0d&

[night garden]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-gaming-gamer-dance-jig-jiggy-gif-16548737736878595145

[pastel ether]

You have to get copper rank before you can send any media

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26735574

[night garden]

and how long does that take?

[night garden]

bruh how is you bread and breadless?

[floral flume]

Schrödingers Pain.

[frozen sentinel]

I don't have doot 😦

[weary citrus]

Only one will fill up.

[floral flume]

What starts with an ‘L’ and ends with “oss?”

||its Fenix, Legendary Protoss||

[weary citrus]

What is blue, likes metal music and eats rocks?

Green rock eater. I was just lying about it being blue

[wise urchin]

I know this is a loss meme, but 5 fills up first

[floral flume]

I’d go with none of them, the tap isn’t even depicted as open

[ember furnace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1087448313588097074/959540984566415422.gif

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cruz-mewing-potato-cruz-roblox-mewing-man-face-gif-9930889414482193004

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-cat-funny-gif-26280476

[placid jungle]

Maybe glaceon got a bit jealous

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-elijah-wood-lord-of-gif-13386945

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/truck-gif-21221602

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-your-money-meme-flashlight-bright-money-flashlight-gif-1586706469445267857

[surreal osprey]

Omega Aura

[narrow hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-choso-jujutsu-kaisen-choso-anime-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-10037971888755283102

[azure bolt]

I get it

You've LOSt your life privileges.

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-thinking-sit-bored-couch-gif-17483531

[surreal osprey]

wizard cat

[undone ember]

the bread had almost been lost

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-wth-tf2-team-fortress-2-shock-gif-5852517115769452555

[strong oxide]

surely this will not have negative affects on the bread or our perspective of teleportation

[red gyro]

Yes I would.

[surreal osprey]

https://youtu.be/BZudk6bWzfE?si=PPLzxl-v5CRmXZap

hope there's no problem with youtube links, not a self promotion, just wanted to share this meme

[rustic moat]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-robert-e-fuller-passing-by-crossing-the-sea-black-browed-albatross-gif-23242575

[rustic moat]

Legendary Albatross

[floral flume]

Listerine floss

[rustic moat]

Phew

Got away from him

Lavender candyfloss

https://tenor.com/view/cross-glittery-sparks-gold-cross-gif-16094697

Luminous cross

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bonanza-michael-landon-bull-funny-gif-13272338

Livid Hoss

[rustic moat]

https://tenor.com/view/moss-your-moss-is-mine-solider-tf2-tf2-gif-1516385666795803726

Laboratory Moss

[floral flume]

I was really hoping that rebar was all thread…

[lean fjord]

no way someone ade that xD

look at the birbs on top of it too !

[cinder reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860744975943860265/1298333830041698414/facebook_1729617298065_7254540751746715073.jpg?ex=67192f1a&is=6717dd9a&hm=0bf710853ede2f46407fd03da5451173d6110007723d63de120f9fd6e4104492&

[lean fjord]

not really a good meme 😐

too bad i cant post a meme i got in my head or ill get banned ...

[potent sinew]

If you make music than Play, Post your better meme, or send DM, i want to See it😁

[lyric jay]

he mustve been vacuuming alot of jello prior to the video

[pastel ether]

I love dust candy

[timber nimbus]

This would probably work better as an idleon meme

[fading latch]

I am gay

[floral flume]

Ok.

Is the hair splitting needed here after the other night?

[timber nimbus]

Yes

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-know-gif-14138908960458315745

[timber nimbus]

How DARE you be ambivalent to the channel drama?¿

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1297761664971837451/nolan-burgess.gif

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-react-discord-react-chair-gif-4710333064217431909

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-discord-gif-21349701

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laughing-laughing-teeth-cat-clapping-cap-laughing-real-funny-cat-laughing-while-clapping-clapping-cat-gif-8333146203020559421

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-loser-tiny-kitten-explode-gif-15623895175038521381

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9819966318262619728

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-girl-happy-roll-gif-15558407

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/metroman-gif-12769544636727506841

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-generator-gif-22648083

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stealer-gif-21321506

[ornate girder]

So is this a lesbian?

[timber nimbus]

@ornate girder blocked

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/epico-cat-epico-cat-epic-cat-meme-epic-cat-epico-meme-gif-20299736

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-worms-armageddon-axe-meme-rofl-gif-19281743

[azure bolt]

Deltarune try hards be like:

[sly pumice]

Lmao is this a real in game interaction?

[snow spear]

.,

[strange mango]

free dinner

[lean fjord]

well uhh its really not a meme but uhh... since you asked for it lemme just send it to ya

[lean fjord]

wat ?

[strange mango]

!dice 1000000

[feral lagoon]

🚫 Celloturtle(finally w1), that command is disabled in this channel.

[surreal osprey]

I wanna see too

https://tenor.com/view/blinky-blinking-big-eyes-meme-cake-gif-27350408

[undone ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776997575877722113/1224129878899560558/image0.gif

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-inspect-snoop-dogg-lies-gif-25216864

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-funny-pixelated-gif-13458539

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-19436789

[surreal osprey]

me when then math question contained my name or name of one of my classmates

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-your-name-is-in-gif-21397486

[surreal osprey]

EXACTLY

[undone ember]

it was the same when your name was in a book or something

[surreal osprey]

yeah

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-24436175

[buoyant matrix]

this is a real image

[surreal osprey]

what in the fuck am I even looking at

my brain left my body, idk anymore

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-intro-awake-finally-awake-gif-22633549

[surreal osprey]

Vladimir

[royal ermine]

it fits

[narrow hedge]

i hadn’t heard it’s raining tacos in such a long time

[narrow hedge]

wild

[empty bridge]

PvZ movie when

[sly pumice]

I need this

[foggy knoll]

Bro my friend is from China and everyone just looks at him like that whenever any teacher mentions china

[lean fjord]

wth is goin on in this image ?!

[lean fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041755861946748958/1182693186246819850/Video.Guru__.mp4?ex=671b051c&is=6719b39c&hm=c1ab02e71ea04d9dd08009579dec72d0f8f73d3b67abd3cfb42a4e3c0121f402&

[trim sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506522662529400833/1299008776178765896/GamajclWgAAscCc.png.jpg?ex=671ba3b2&is=671a5232&hm=6e225955b5f118937ba65ab626baf474684ce6fc8820087a16287381372cb17c&

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081551236018470992/1081552758362083389/cca5a2d4d00a2998ebb606be78173b40.mp4?ex=671b8dff&is=671a3c7f&hm=c17d9b5c3f7e363f3b8acbd4ce94ab49b3c3b3a1c8865177918d907c5724ce62&

[surreal osprey]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD

[knotty oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LeOJZ9tlmJQ?si=h9t-G5X0HIIw7nIY

[foggy knoll]

Woah

[queen prism]

https://bsky.app/profile/othatsraspberry.bsky.social/post/3l7bkuvoaqk2t

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743776250866434130/1251791476153913396/VID_20240614_161622_590.mp4?ex=671be8e9&is=671a9769&hm=51ebf810dd65b1b50c8624b6bb62d93e85b3c08301e2c9cc78c42111903a021d&

[rustic moat]

bro really said "oof"

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-one-optimus-prime-middle-finger-transformers-optimus-gif-2196417980177362632

[jovial mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cat-absolute-cinema-cat-gif-8724746330989628604

[cinder reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981044786763034664/1299439499348279316/facebook_1729880913600_7255646435438851330.jpg?ex=671d34d7&is=671be357&hm=84004431c6c0aa7192a1f6b8e1fec4fa06979f1e4ebe317ce121ce553b65f30e&

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-absolute-cinema-gif-8932131737123141805

[strong oxide]

A perfect rock can change a day, a perfect stick can change a life

[weary citrus]

I'll choose the perfect stick and then just loot the perfect stone from the corpse of someone who chose it

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1297394597109960806/caption-2.gif

[surreal osprey]

https://youtu.be/p7Ya34-ZY_M?si=5beox9F0V0wB40Q-

[pastel ether]

Totem of undying

[rustic moat]

The stick is shooting a water cannon

[cerulean cedar]

The stick

[floral flume]

#MAKEARCHERSGREATAGAIN

||beast master summons whales and nacho chips, his next upgrade can have a water minigun that makes him viable again, sure cap it off with a billion ‘blunderous’ kills achievement ||

[narrow hedge]

super charged heavy from tf2 vs homelander

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-team-fortress2-uber-ubercharge-gif-25046063

[narrow hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-man-chandlers-wildlife-alligator-gator-rodeo-gif-22660176

[pastel ether]

Heavy

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-sfm-tf2-punch-mega-punch-gif-11465792930432936176

[narrow hedge]

we missed it

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-24664106

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/life-movie-the-eddie-murphy-gif-25387900

[surreal osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gimli-gif-27479445

[wheat peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/366606284713230348/1158780334897377290/horse.gif

[foggy knoll]

Will the world ever run out of memes?

[pastel ether]

Nope

Especially with ai making them now too

[pastel ether]

They somehow know how to recharge it and use it more

[worthy patrol]

Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!

Something tells me Sgt. Johnson will find a way.

[pastel ether]

Exactly my point

[timber nimbus]

Master chief is too busy to carry spare alien batteries on him

It's simply easier for him just to pick up new guns

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149371791693860885/1300108523681747025/god_pori.jpg?ex=671fa3ea&is=671e526a&hm=2041e6fea0521955ec68560a9fc85687593b11ac9ed2c4505438504eca628d8d& birb sandwich

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149371791693860885/1300137319914930237/Bells_In_Da_Ice.mp4?ex=671fbebc&is=671e6d3c&hm=bbe139fd5dad58e07d5720fea0a740618a7c1067d0f9688a92f3c7278b2ada69&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149371791693860885/1300137781753942060/Youve_been_trolled.mov.mp4?ex=671fbf2a&is=671e6daa&hm=8038cbb7be4e8c3e3afecfea7d7a7fa8a35d0acf6773f10e7b67cf60aa844dee&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149371791693860885/1285841966961000488/VID_20240918_092412_061.mp4?ex=671f27a6&is=671dd626&hm=cecd0747dcbff19704bb56fc2f270b5e43eb540aca78c1191efab2ef60b7ae7e& i found this one while scouring through my discord memes

[lean fjord]

wat ?

[frozen sentinel]

Too much paper wasted just to print a whole excel

[lean fjord]

1048576 papers for one excel ... holy ####

[frozen sentinel]

Yep. Pure evil

[lean fjord]

the printer guy would be like 'wait a second why my printer keeps going ? damn this document is big ... wait it sais this amount of papers needed for it ... WHAT IN THE WORLD WHY IT KEEPS GOING'

[narrow hedge]

chat are we cooked?

[azure bolt]

That's ONLY 26 zeros! That's an insult to us incremental players.

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1299968877672796304/rWPNNVG.gif

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1125001290045460535/1300242970020282388/game_theory_who_tf_asked-1.mp4?ex=6720c9e1&is=671f7861&hm=e66c2505fbd07efd5dff6cbb283d33763e9dbd07d744207e5a774b9069234f07&

[sly pumice]

Is this real?

[pliant wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570686290799099920/1300333884923183194/Snapinsta.app_video_DA45E3A722436EDB2FB68E8C33C01FA8_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=672075cd&is=671f244d&hm=951834f7c3416d9a3dc69160b74826c6491254d526fddeae826441256c954158&

[lean fjord]

prob seems legit

[rocky lava]

Crazy minecraft

[narrow hedge]

probably not but idk

[narrow hedge]

stole this from somewhere i forgot where tho
it could be from this serv idk
too lazy to check

[chilly venture]

Profit time

Buy dutch flag pillows and sell them as french flag pillows

[potent breach]

neither are real anyways

[stuck vector]

https://tenor.com/view/jjba-steelball-run-gyro-johnny-joestar-fall-of-your-horse-gif-9781013456553040815

forgor that i don't have the rank to post any media

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920023249289633833/1300476353606451290/image.png?ex=67224bfc&is=6720fa7c&hm=f1ec5202c9df47a2102c2de20cf0698e050305cb105868d64f4c00a72e788c38& bro what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149371791693860885/1300849579574562906/meme.PNG?ex=67225614&is=67210494&hm=7c14982a6264eb4aa42770a126235d0527b25a191deb4a7050976522867bf601&

[royal ermine]

https://twitter.com/CatholicTV/status/1850904910180532432?s=19

CatholicTV (@CatholicTV) on X

The Vatican has unveiled the official mascot of the Holy Year 2025: Luce (Italian for Light).

Archbishop Fisichella says the mascot was inspired by the Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."

Twitter · Oct 28, 2024, 2:18 PM

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-shit-shades-off-shocked-surprised-wtf-gif-15705262

It’s really real

[queen prism]

Y'know, weather that large would probably be big enough that the whole planet could be in the eye of the storm, so we'd be fine

[quick wharf]

Just leaving this here for tomorrow

[fringe herald]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jhOX43UOW3U?si=gPLESxDZjUCh8MEy
idleon players have the worst outcome here

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/humanity-pun-seal-the-humanity-colorful-gif-15992478

[narrow hedge]

ehem
gow 1-3
dragons dogma
idleon
minecraft
doom
gta
watch dogs
roblox

there’s more but i would be typing for over an hour if i listed all

[fluid dagger]

Tower Defence Games and Idle Games are going to be hell.

Oh, and FPS games

[narrow hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-meme-gif-26027219

[strong oxide]

what about those sandbox games that are like the whole planet

[narrow hedge]

oh no

solar smash and tasty planet forever will instantly put you in hell

[narrow hedge]

aint no way

[rustic moat]

The 2 billion green mushrooms outside your house covering the horizon: Time to shine.

[lean fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149371791693860885/1300911867786559498/videoplayback_1.mp4?ex=672338d7&is=6721e757&hm=f2aa8f73d876951acb6e98c0c4c35b787d13405ee6dce3a1f432a622cba96451&

[floral flume]

||edd itt||

[royal ermine]

seems like something the onion would write after realizing reality is stranger than fiction

[drowsy lichen]

not a polygon

[floral flume]

Not a polyglot

[azure bolt]

Who is poly and why are gon!?

[opaque yarrow]

this is true.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT 'EM.

[rigid gull]

Technically it would be a saint

[floral flume]

Me when OJ Bay.

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/google-review-captcha-meme-gif-24620867

[lean fjord]

my blad is from pressure nice

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974103254654914640/1300496258858881044/Ga4UsXObkAAOSsT.png?ex=672458c6&is=67230746&hm=443e8fdb1ae96bc4f0558cd3605c549696b5af08bc2f728d065c975160c27d3b&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/974103254654914640/1301288477031403580/Screenshot_2024-10-31-04-55-20-721_com.twitter.android-edit.jpg?ex=6723eed5&is=67229d55&hm=e0cd45ebe8251dbe71f3e8dcf9648d170783953cb15b20ce61cf9cceecd2d492&

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-5477815402960460770

[west vector]

Nose

Noses split the nasal cavities

[lean fjord]

imagine getting muted for 7 days for insulting a mod but you were kinda right

[cinder reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1245077466947649667/1301592325868486696/FB_IMG_1730393791175.jpg?ex=672509d0&is=6723b850&hm=3f8e4698709a22b71c4e03d888ef05a52cc2a7452bcf0330e919788460f03ea8&

[lean fjord]

her math is soooo messed up wth

[queen prism]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-spooky-function-spookyposting-gif-2964055843841311626

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/mf-doom-gif-17327600262098122551

||…can’t believe it’s already been a year ||

[toxic escarp]

me when update

[subtle scroll]

MF DOOM

[dawn bison]

not how math works but still funny

[hallow hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723599467172986962/1301658845978034288/d7c2780c87f299a07d09b3b3bccf470c82a353ffa51038539c9ad1e97efe3d31_1.mp4?ex=672547c4&is=6723f644&hm=39316e8770f5e8e172e76dcdb5f330faf63ac86f3914cae27dfc397618422c7a&

[halcyon ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747186322745196665/1293254768151629834/RDT_20240523_2117472591959282799456586.gif

[fluid dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[halcyon ore]

how dare you

[fluid dagger]

Meh, fair enough.

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-furry-giga-chad-gif-23139087

[west vector]

Every person would have to fight 3 penguins and half of one penguin

And me personally I think the penguins win

Unless it's Saint Patrick's day

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-speech-bubble-foolmeister-gif-27387876

[supple sapphire]

Happy ween yall!

[west vector]

That character looks familiar

[west vector]

My dog ate my homework which resulted in my homework not being done and my hamster usually does my homework so when it didn't have homework to do it died of boredom

[strong oxide]

me when I see crime

[lean fjord]

ouwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😭

[lean fjord]

no offense i my self am not a fan of furries i just dont really trust them 😐

[pastel ether]

I’m friends with a couple and all of them are super nice one of them I consider a motherly figure

[lean fjord]

furries ? ... huh you're lucky you are surrounded by good ppl

[pastel ether]

I don’t really understand why nobody trusts them. They haven’t done anything wrong to me so I have no reason to treat them poorly

[lean fjord]

well 1 they are hiding themselves behind an animal mask (even though you could say all of us hide ourselves behind our pp (except some)) 2 some are the furries are actually insane and wierdo and dangerous .... AND the reality is that because of those few who were VERY MESSED UP they ruined the way normal ppl looked at the community in total

[peak topaz]

Fetishizing animals is a good reason to distrust someone

[lean fjord]

good point

[pastel ether]

That’s fair.
None of the furries I’ve talked with have done that stuff tho. Probably why I trust them so much

[lean fjord]

prob

also one thing

some furries straight up fight back when some ppl just say 'i dont like furries' like if they are godly 😐

which makes them look a lot worse

[pastel ether]

It’s not fair to them though cause they have people saying they want to kill all furries

[ionic laurel]

Here’s how I look at it
If they don’t do the previously mentioned things, and keep to themselves

https://tenor.com/view/ill-allow-it-ken-jeong-korean-mexican-hat-gif-5187167

[pastel ether]

As long as they don’t cause issues I’m fine with them

[subtle scroll]

Things I did not expect to see today: mogging boykisser

[rocky lava]

Real

[subtle scroll]

Boykisser this, boykisser that, have you ever seen him kiss a boy? And I dont mean another boykisser, have you ever seen the boykisser kiss a boy??

[rocky lava]

I hCe

I have

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1297683232283955232/SPOILER_rapidsave.com_zu4m6p4yinqb1.gif

[subtle scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776997575877722113/1294783709261598812/attachment-14.gif

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/art-the-clown-art-clown-terrifier-terrifier-3-art-clown-funny-gif-7610168212828287005

[trim sandal]

Is furry smut actually funny and I am just a miserable mf

Am I the broken one should I talk to an expert

[halcyon ore]

Good lord what have i done

[azure bolt]

Reasons why paper mario is strongest mario.

[azure bolt]

Furry war?

Idk, I'm a furry and just find all this funny.

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sarkar-e-khalsa-gif-27412541

[lean fjord]

wth xD

[frigid moth]

Yes

[narrow hedge]

hehe two identical rocks

[inland ice]

pretty sure thats against minecraft tos

[rocky lava]

Idk

[azure bolt]

It's single player or private servers to make these videos.

Aka "it's not illegal YET"

[inland ice]

well im no expert but that does look like something that would quite easily taken down for multiple reasons

[azure bolt]

No it won't.

I've seen worse on youtube.

[inland ice]

prob wont be but its one of those things that they do have right to do so havent seen the video and not planning of watching. but if someone from micrsoft saw it and got bit upsetti.. poof its gone

[potent breach]

Youtube even allows 'educational nudity' and doesnt lock it to adults

Assuming policy didnt change this year on that, anyways

[feral lagoon]

🚫 ozinoseidk_56161, that command is disabled in this channel.

[ember furnace]

i didn't expect to see a jetfall so soon

||whale fall is kinda beautiful to watch||

[mild leaf]

Peak

[worthy patrol]

Where's the keyboard???

[sly pumice]

I didn't play a lot of Skyrim but I definitely understand that meme

[strong oxide]

i play with my mind

[rigid gull]

Sometimes when a Giant hits you with its club, you get sent airborne

They might have patched it

[sly pumice]

Yes I know that's why I said I understand it

[rigid gull]

Ah I misread

[lean fjord]

holy moly

[red gyro]

Stolen and reposted 3 months later... @narrow sandal I’m sorry

[tiny estuary]

[weary citrus]

That's the best idleon meme of all time

[foggy knoll]

Uhh

[thorn glacier]

let's go T1!!

[pastel ether]

Another crab’s treasure has some funny copyright work around

[red gyro]

Bro discord wtf I didn’t click that photo

Now rainbolts going to find where I live

[finite kelp]

Ordering 50 pizzas and a swat team as i type this

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-sweet-nice-gif-18348556

[ember furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199020073130655835/1302809312069947392/pizza.mp4?ex=67297739&is=672825b9&hm=d53963171373542c277c2931b32f676315424f6d8ae022605df6713254d5d1d9&

[lean fjord]

wth xD

[lean fjord]

you reuploded the dungeons and dragons one

[cinder reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714189082049380443/1302912298507178034/FB_IMG_1730675888320.jpg?ex=6729d722&is=672885a2&hm=01d114a9e4cf2fa9656b9243c1e3d4f8ec356623fcc01f5fcf1d1efdfb36bcf4&

[floral flume]

5v wojack special

[red gyro]

I re-upload all memes

[cosmic vector]

Send me your dankest of memes

[ember furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196204330953494579/1259357663762841700/togif-1-1.gif

[lime plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-shenanigans-roblox-get-out-gif-14519529527987832516

[ember furnace]

phrog

[pastel ether]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-bread-magic-gif-6707576213903781287

[rigid gull]

Peanut the Squirrel and Fred the Raccoon being "liberated" by the government

[cosmic vector]

Oh wait it was already mine

[cosmic vector]

Danke

[floral flume]

literally me

[lean fjord]

imma take it

welp doesnt work xD

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464214563429154826/1303508896266063912/how_to_get_fired.mp4?ex=672c02c2&is=672ab142&hm=88fb1a9c699bd832a571885a045705901568fbd641a92c18aedb54db14cd0dad&

[fluid ferry]

Ngl astolfo ever saying that would be top 10 most peak moments oat

[fluid dagger]

I now have an image of Link in my head but as a worm.

[subtle scroll]

BLASPHEMOUS MENTIONED LETS GOOOO

[cursive gyro]

Tf is gronk

[worthy patrol]

Man, forget gronk.

I'm instead chillin' with my man, Gonk
https://www.bricksandminifigsanaheim.com/cdn/shop/files/10826311-6891-4C56-BA82-FFAA411A55F9.jpg?v=1705357565&width=2048

Gonk is the only one that matters

[cursive gyro]

I love gonk

[lean fjord]

no offense but that is bull####

[pastel ether]

Idk man
I’m taking physics right now and they haven’t said it isn’t true

[cursive gyro]

It ain't wrong until it's proven to be tho

[weary citrus]

Occam's razor - the simplest theory is most likely the correct one.
That's way simpler than any of the "wave" voodoo mumbo jumbo some people say

[lean fjord]

well sound relies on particles because it relies on their movement and shaking to transfer well sound and in a vacuum (true vacuum or a vacuum with barely anything (space)) there isnt anything to transfer the sound BUT 1 a vacuum cleaner doesnt not make a true vacuum it just creates a high shift in air pressure which well allows it to do its job also the sound comes from its own engine if its a very good electrical engine you'd only feel the small winds caused by it and nothing else which is why i said that sentence

[cursive gyro]

I ain't readin allat

[weary citrus]

Tl;dr: magic

And I fully agree the infopic was bull%@€#. Everyone knows the scared sounds don't "find" your ears to live in.
It's the vacuum inside your head that sucks the sounds in.
👨‍🏫

[floral flume]

QUICK !! WE NEED A BABUSHKA SPECIALIST

[sick nebula]

I need more lebron james memes

[dusk cargo]

vegan's nightmare

[potent breach]

yeah... waiting till I got 10 of the mega clover, to account for if I get more characters and don't have enough better trophies.

[tiny estuary]

I’m going to get banned

Lol

[lean fjord]

you people got no brain xD (i like science memes but not those that are straight up wrong 😐 )

[south goblet]

But... Thats the joke... They are obviously wrong...

[lean fjord]

well the reason why i responded that way is that i just wanted to tell people that was false info

[dusk cargo]

that's my job

[pastel ether]

Stealing memes is a job that never has enough employees

[lean fjord]

MATE THAT WAS A JOKE HOLY MOLY WTH

another reason that i should shut my big mouth ;-;

[dusk cargo]

my bff hired me

[pastel ether]

I was hired by some guy named Joe

[dusk cargo]

not falling for that

[pastel ether]

It was funny though

[dusk cargo]

Joe mama

[lean fjord]

heh ... ye i'll watch out more on what i write

[floral flume]

Back to memes.

[dusk cargo]

hey guys

[lean fjord]

i never understood that

[dusk cargo]

jimmy neutron wants to speak with you guys

[pastel ether]

Me neither

[opaque tinsel]

I think it is pretty obvious it is fake, and that is the joke

[trim sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506522662529400833/1304131611914403871/IMG_20240313_092032_470.jpg?ex=672e46b5&is=672cf535&hm=b110a1c137d51251358dc4aeb214fcb205a1347a02b85c4a1732ab6752d0b02d&

[weary citrus]

That's weirdly enough the most relatable n-korea news I've ever seen xD

[quick wharf]

Part of Mazlo's hierarchy of human needs

[strange mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25399804

[ancient sparrow]

Lebean frog

[red gyro]

This is a memes channel, take everything with a whole metric f*ckton of salt

[slate spire]

mining on a wrong position 🙂

[undone ember]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-5477815402960460770

[pastel ether]

Nah I think it is 1 in 3

[weary citrus]

Which 2 of those 8 chads are ugly?

[chilly venture]

The ninth one

[strong oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/chadsanbi-zahin-shahriar-sanbi-sunbi-chad-players100100-bangla-chad-gif-22321527

[azure bolt]

According to my math the answer is

      2^a

H=---------
akw

[floral flume]

H…. H is declaring function of “a”

H(a)=2ᵃ/wk

[azure bolt]

Idk that's what goggle said.

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1303497889770901564/received_583355020836528.gif

[queen prism]

6 MONTHS?

[nocturne stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196204330953494579/1259357663762841700/togif-1-1.gif

[devout ocean]

Me when I'm pushing W4 choccie map

[quick wharf]

@rocky lava

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/6-months-months-6-riot-venom-gif-10088055702104066374

[worthy patrol]

He's a simple man who simply desires to bash some ne'er-do-well with a morningstar

[trim sandal]

That's a mace, a morning star would be on a chain

[worthy patrol]

No, that's a flail

[trim sandal]

Short morning star

[worthy patrol]

And a flail is the one with the chain
Because you... well... flail it around

[trim sandal]

AI overview

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mace

Mace is secretly a spice 🤔

[floral flume]

Isn’t it made from bears?🤔

[queen prism]

Is that why they call it bear spray 🤔

[shell harbor]

I'll hop in on that 🤔

[ember furnace]

according to discord gifs, this is a mace

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[jagged flower]

https://tenor.com/view/battle-dog-mace-flail-gif-21812981

oh im not cool enough :(

[south goblet]

... The amount of wasted space tho. You could fit more info on a post it if you wanted. 1/10

[dawn wolf]

Yeah, I once found a notes sheet in the parking lot of my apartment complex that literally had more graphite than empty space because the person wrote so small to include so many notes that it was honestly a little unintelligible at some spots lmao

You wouldn't want to see the notes sheets that I made lmao

[strong oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1304856524346359829/20230903_135800.gif

[azure bolt]

Here's a little lesson in trickery

[devout ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/wacky-waving-inflatable-flailing-arms-tune-man-family-guy-waving-arms-gif-16617944

[thorny whale]

https://tenor.com/view/gordo-gif-19059549

[rose isle]

A German one probably

[oak shuttle]

Ross Bob, the creator

[old fiber]

and that is how you engineer your friend to become a greater person

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-sog-soggy-cat-fact-check-fact-checked-gif-3086258029609134343

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-jones-ill-drink-to-that-gif-1936947629647280940

[shrewd ether]

Gen chat has a bad case of ||brainrot||.

[thorn glacier]

shoo

[trim sandal]

Who wants a fwixt

[rough rampart]

nah I'd prefer KifKaf💀

[buoyant matrix]

you a reft fwixt person or a light fwixt person

[floral flume]

I bereft

[cursive gyro]

Nah not the snickbon

[pastel ether]

KMINOS!!!!!

[jovial mulch]

wat?

[stuck vector]

toilet paper ran out since covid, gl to find some

[bitter raft]

https://tenor.com/view/jago33-slot-machine-slot-online-casino-medan-gif-25082594

[shell harbor]

the cap is 197.16

. . .

[queen prism]

Gotta go get a knife and cut one of your talent points down real carefully

[queen prism]

Modern-day thunder deity

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/arab-cat-cat-arab-funny-arab-cat-cat-with-headcloth-arab-cat-sitting-funny-stare-gif-20144309

[crystal wraith]

They miss-identified a cow as a chicken and if we are to assume did cook the meat medium rare; are at a higher chance of getting salmonella

[drowsy pollen]

They them? Nah it/was

[strong oxide]

my/dinner

now im hungry fro steak : (

[sage imp]

DID you know : the color of the little thing that brick (the rat) is blowing is a continuation of the tree behind him

[ember furnace]

Pixel art involves a lot of trickery and a bit of witchcraft.

[trim sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209874531691270184/1305918522794180728/Real_get.mp4?ex=6734c6e6&is=67337566&hm=5ca7502a0ce0affec9e8bd4614220eb016420310e0ab7673c4e435263d0c8124&

[astral torrent]

That man was gaming on jod

[zealous widget]

is that from the roblox pressure gaem?

game*

[queen prism]

it's clearly from item asylum

[sweet pagoda]

Send me this file

[queen prism]

Just skip the middleman and put your computer in the dumpster

[trim sandal]

?

[floral flume]

[edgy tendon]

What every cook needs. An acetylene gas chamber. Thanks google

[ocean osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174362823632109679/1174394260678770828/SPOILER_SPOILER_coolanimegirl.webm?ex=67362d62&is=6734dbe2&hm=526a7eb175d8a15b1bf1524b7b245192420a18e7adb4fbfed080c5152239b207&

[final ravine]

tennis birb

[halcyon ore]

This is so peak

[dawn wolf]

Why is he yelling

[ember furnace]

asked "how to avoid making meth by accident step by step" to the New META IA, it started answering and got almost instantly neutered by the facebook assassins

[fluid ferry]

3d is too real

[queen prism]

"Man, I missed that last play! If only there were a way to broadcast a specific part of the game again for the viewers at home-"
The resourceful instant replay:

[floral flume]

“Man, that was epic! If only there were a way to encode a timestamp and convey the era it was conceived in without having to slap a bunch of crap onto the image-”
V A P O R W A V E :

[edgy tendon]

Whats wrong with a snail on a plane?

[south goblet]

Its an immortal snail

[dawn wolf]

yeah the joke is the snail made it on the plane instead of having to crawl the whole way

[pastel ether]

It was an old shtick where people would ask what you would do if you were granted immortality and a million dollars but a snail would chase you and if it caught you, you would die. Most people said they would fly to the other side of the planet on a plane

[thorn glacier]

imo he's lucky to find it even if on the plane

now he knows where it is

plus he can trap it

[weary citrus]

Yeh trap it and ask a friend to store it somewhere safe so you can avoid the inevitable downside of true immortality. That is the environment becoming hostile enough at some point so you actually want to touch the snail.

[dawn wolf]

Are you telling me a cat is this shrimp

[frail tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/motivational-cats-cat-food-dont-eat-gif-199214917003801986

[red gyro]

Chat I want you to know, that the only reason that I’m in this server is bc of this channel (and maybe #free-gem-contest💎 ) apart from that I would have left this server long ago

[floral flume]

https://youtu.be/2qDgYiTc3jU

[ionic laurel]

the internet backbone forms the backbone of the internet 🤯

[left talon]

OMG WHAT

[misty sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735199254485794816/1306755064026632355/ssstik.io_jessandquinn_1731624811002.mp4?ex=6739237d&is=6737d1fd&hm=db65d23d81a402b6a354709d5b92ac4fe267881e17a404229fdb1eb646d71ee0&

[worldly remnant]

WHAT THE FLIP

[subtle scroll]

Rounding errors...

[floral flume]

*burroughing intensifies

[ember gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121246205960269995/1307125600288247859/v12044gd0000csm69ffog65g76lv9ri0.mp4?ex=6739d3d4&is=67388254&hm=6ae3010d011fb58ca5e4e9d7e4ca868a947f963093152a20b95a564c4c80e400&

[quiet crypt]

It was my 10th pet and I didn’t spend moni for him

The the rng was insane

[floral flume]

Hi Oren :3

[ornate girder]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-eating-gif-25793804

[potent fable]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-spin-horse-spin-video1-mov-gif-14777028

[ember furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-e-caption-embed-fail-gif-12509343887038783501

[mild saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1272922402732642366/horse_privilige_revoked.mp4?ex=673aa41e&is=6739529e&hm=ea84d41a944995604499b74c25ba250e725527c08b207de6453f270509879823&

[placid jungle]

i do NOT understand theese memes wtf does this mean

[weary citrus]

#memes-for-big-beans message

[dense trout]

you are not a big bean i guess, but to under stand it here: Immortal Snail, also known as the Snail Assassin, refers to a hypothetical scenario in which a person is given millions of dollars and made immortal in exchange for being hunted down by a snail with a fatal touch for the rest of their existence.

[red gyro]

Personally I'd trap it in a box, get the box reenforced to a level where it can never break out, and live out my days in peace

[floral flume]

I would think that perhaps for the depth and prevalence of this hypothesis, the health and such of the snail may be somehow proportional to yours?? The snail is immortal, but what might encapsulating it forever do? Is there still a starvation effect? Whether it’s physical starvation or mental or ||the soul of a snail is a very determined thing|| spiritual, what ifs abound
Either way, given enough time, the metaphorical reflections of the physical imprisonment of the snail will catch up with you.

[floral flume]

You must be at least ||cosmoem|| tall to understand these memes.

[weary citrus]

And since we're all just basically parts of the universe looking into itself, are you really a person trying to avoid touching the snail or a snail trying to catch up to the person?

We're all in a constant motion interacting with each other in a subatomic level. Does that interaction with snail's self to your self trigger the end of the immortal life pretty much immediately after striking the deal? Both have mass so both have gravity interacting at lightspeed; just like "touching" is interaction of stronger forces.

Too many unknowns in this I wouldn't take the deal unless someone else tested it out first.

[floral flume]

Oh, well if we’re taking quantum mechanics into the equation, the ‘biophotonism’ is a massive factor. The snail has a conscious awareness of you, and you share the same with them. This consciousness connection will remain unwavering for the entirety of the ‘contract’. What forms of telepathy, or physiological phenomena, or perchance even evolutionary adaptations could be achieved when the link grows ever stronger over its own ‘lifetime’
No longer simply confined within the restraints of physical symbiosis, we’re foraying into the realms of supernatural connectivity likened to ancestral memory and DNA-personality linkage.
What wonders!

[crude arrow]

yo

[weary citrus]

Yes and we must also take the eternity part of immortality into equation. There's random cell mutations happening all the time in our bodies. At what point would that eternally changing mass of cancer we used to call "person" or "snail" cease to be a viable vessel for the magical meme spell and so ending the contract or at least a part of it?

[floral flume]

Where does <<god>> define the incorporated entity? As long as the id-entity remains, the contract retains. Is it an ownership within the souls of the parties, or truly overseen by a higher fashion at all? This no longer lies within the premise of the two parties, however…….

[weary citrus]

Yes to indentify those two entities mentioned we indeed need a third party. In the case of the game going on until the heat death of the universe, what else there can be to witness it. Else than a God, all powerful and all knowing, who's essence resides in a spacetime outside of our own.

[floral flume]

The immortality premise would dictate that these mutations are less likely to occur, if at all, due to the argument that the descent into death is simply the entropy of internal systems, which could this be argued to not occur in an immortal entity

Thus the immortal snail hypothesis introduces requisite adjudication…?

A stale mate, for sure, to last to the bitter end

[weary citrus]

To cease the inevitable effect of entropy to that effect, it would be almost required to also cease the mechanics that are required by what we call life itself. Would the true immortality also be called 'not living' as well, ending the meme to a full circle making the pick between taking the snail deal irrelevant in the end? In either case the end result is not living. Death. Circle of life.

[floral flume]

Which was posed and posited in the question of starvation

[weary citrus]

Interesting conundrum, yes. One worthy the memes-for-big-beans channel

[bright thicket]

https://vxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1856723752739848600

[red gyro]

But for the purposes of the thought experiment, the snail is the same height as a normal snail, but does not need to eat or sleep, it only has one purpose, to hunt you. We define touch as be in contact with, so you now can't talk to(ah) or message the snail either. What happens if you die of natural causes, and then the snail catches up to you, do you die again? do you reincarnate and then die? How do you die? Is it painful or just instant? If the snail is like a regular snail, it omits energy over time, but it's immortal and doesn't consume energy, therefore does it produce energy? Energy which cannot be created or destroyed? Is this a true infinite energy glitch? Are the devs going to patch this? I have so many questions.

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-brother-ice-age-ice-age-4-gif-7673022777782801311

[bitter raft]

It’s a thought experiment, and hence does not need to follow the laws of physics.

[sage imp]

Man I love when joke are so good people start using very complicated word to start talking about it 😂😂

[eternal stag]

Its immortal so woudent the box decay at one point or get destroyed by some event

[weary citrus]

In that case, I'll take the deal and just fly lightspeed away when the snail gets close 🙂
I'll also use my magic to make the snail too heavy to move

[eternal stag]

The snail is immortal and cannot be altered in any way. But that would question the definition of immortality

[weary citrus]

In that case I'll just hire someone to keep notes on it's location so I can easily keep away.
Tbh, I'm personally thinking about the snail as a blessing in disguise. True immortality without any means to end it if/when things go really south would be really bad in the end

Especially if it doesn't come with any sort of invulnerability. Imagine getting terribly maimed by something and living all eternity in pain :/

[eternal stag]

The people you hire are not immortal so the snail would outlive them

[weary citrus]

Just keep hiring more xP

[eternal stag]

Wouldn't immortality Interpret the indefinite continuation of the mental, spiritual, or physical existence of individual human beings.

[red gyro]

Eventually, but i'd have enough time to live for a good time in peace, and you would get bored of life after a while, no?

[red gyro]

Anyway, enough of the #thought-experiments-for-big- beans

[red gyro]

Look I want to change the subject, but, the thought experiment does state that you can only die when the snail touches you, not true immortality, and the definition of immortality is debatable anyway

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438216759120756737/1289844618376249344/BroE.gif

[eternal stag]

Yes but leaves the question if the snail were to touch you would it be instant death? And what would happen to the snail after it touches you

[red gyro]

both die ig?

[eternal stag]

Would it also die or will it continue chasing you in the afterlife. This also questions the definition of immortality beyond the human body and would it also apply to the afterlife

[eternal stag]

It was never stated that the snail would die upon touching you so would it just life on as an immortal beign who lost its one purpose in its immortal life

[weary citrus]

That's actually kinda sad ngl -_-

[red gyro]

One thought process is that it stalks another person who has chosen the deal, if there isn't a snail available another one will spawn

The more likely (wtf do i mean more likely, this is a thought experiment) is that it loses it's immortality and becomes a normal snail

[weary citrus]

Maybe it becomes a pretty butterfly 🙂

[eternal stag]

Woudent it die instantly upon returning to a mortal being due to it being immortal for a long time and its mortaly body not being able to comprehend the changed environment over its long immortal life

But this would once again question its immortality and if its still able to genetically evolve while being immortal

[red gyro]

Two theories about returning to mortality:

1. You remain as you were when you became immortal, so if you were 10, you would remain 10 for as long as you were immortal
2. You have the effects of the time of immortality hit you at once

Pick your choice

[eternal stag]

Or what if we become the immortal snail upong touching it.
Not being able to move into the afterlife until we reach a new victim of the deal

[weary citrus]

That'd explain the motives of said snail

[red gyro]

That's a new and good take, I like that

[weary citrus]

If the snail is just a reincarnated immortal person, that might keep PETA from trying to kill it too. Not sure if that's a desirable effect when considering the original thought experience tho

[eternal stag]

The snail is immortal and can not be killed

[weary citrus]

Unless it's brought into contact with the immortal person, right?
This thought experiment is well enough known that people are bound to realise it's happening for realzies at some point, and interfere

Imagine taking the deal, having a good plan for easy 100 years or so of peaceful living, and then have some asshat murder you by throwing you with that snail when you sleep xP

[eternal stag]

I dont think the term immortality in this case is something which affects only those involved in the deal

[eternal stag]

But what if you are the last remaining human being on earth because all others were wiped out

[junior vault]

This reeks of people not knowing the actual thing and just regurgitating memes of it.
Both you and the snail get immortality, you die when it reaches you

[eternal stag]

@weary citrus

[weary citrus]

This is pretty much the scenario why I think having the snail as a way out is actually beneficial. The environment might (will) turn inhospitable at some point and floating around after the heat death of the universe sounds much worse than death to me

[weary citrus]

We're just having fun theorycrafting around the meme. It's not serious at all and since the whole scenario is impossible it keeps the tune light

[junior vault]

Mans edited and removed everything my post was responding to to make his own point, lmao

[eternal stag]

Yes but this would not apply to you nor the snail because you are both immortal. The destruction of the earth could throw you into space where you would not be able to do anything except for
Watching the snail slowly catching up to you leading to death (or replacement in my earlier theory)

[weary citrus]

Yes, assuming invulnerability and some kind of resistance to environmental change (for example composition of air changing enough breathing gets impossible)

[eternal stag]

@red gyro

[weary citrus]

But tbh, I doubt I would personally enjoy the immortality even after a millenium or two. We're the childs of our time afterall

Would love to have a couple of decades long career as a deep sea explorer or smth tho xP

But longer than that I can't even fathom the effect it would have on my mind

If you allow a little pun xP

[eternal stag]

Would you thought?
At one point your bloodline will cease to exist leaving you with no relatives or family. You may make new friends but those will eventually die leaving you in constant loneliness

[weary citrus]

This reminds me I gotta finish watching Frieren hahaha

[eternal stag]

Oh you should lmao

[weary citrus]

Yeh I'm like halfway so I'm already familiar with the premise of the show. No spoilers on what happens to the quick dying/old growing members of the crew tho please xP

[eternal stag]

Dont want to spoil anyone so I removed it just in case

[weary citrus]

I think it was pretty spoiler safe post tbh. Anyone having watched the first half of the first episode should already have an idea of what the show is about

[eternal stag]

But I doubt you could stay happy forever after obtaining immortality and wealth. I think this is a common misconception of how emotions affact us even with a lot of wealth

[eternal stag]

But would you be immortal?

[chilly venture]

Did the guy knows that you exist ?

[sage imp]

Wait Y'all still on the snail thing?

[eternal stag]

Fuck yeah

[weary citrus]

The snail never dies!

[subtle scroll]

imagine the snail could never reach you because of Zeno's paradox

[eternal stag]

its the same except the snail will get back its human form and 10 billion dollars where the human gets immortality and wealth but dies when touched by the snail

now rather then being the human being chased you have to chase the human

[eternal stag]

Though the number of steps are infinite, their sum is still bounded by a finite number

[subtle scroll]

the question is, why all that effort for immortality? You would just watch the world burn and die with all your loved ones on it. After time passes the sun explodes, leaving you floating through the void in hopes of meeting a new planet, hopefully with intelligent life. But the cycle still continues. Planet after planet, supernova after supernova until the heat-death of the universe where your one friend waits for you: the snail.

[trim sandal]

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I interrupt this chat to share virtual plastic wrap paper I am sorry

[eternal stag]

Because the human mind is easily manipulated by money.
Though happiness cannot be bought people are easily manipulated if offered a big sum of money

[subtle scroll]

Happiness may not be bought, but it makes it damn easier to find it

[eternal stag]

it may buy temporarily happiness but even this will have its limits
You may be happy at first but don't forget that you become immortal

[eternal stag]

it depends if you want to reverse the situation or create a new paradox

[trim sandal]

Why not just eat the snail

Make escargot

[eternal stag]

The snail is immortal and you will die upon touching it

it can not die in any way

[trim sandal]

eye for eye

[trim sandal]

French cooking tho

[eternal stag]

we never said the snail will die if it touches you
read back a little bit ,it should be somewhere

[trim sandal]

I don't care I am hungry

I am eating the snail

[eternal stag]

do you know who to reach since it says: "reach a certain guy"

[weary citrus]

I'd say we can take for granted we know who we need to reach, to stay more in sync with the human scenario.
Really interesting question tbh.
Do we have an idea of their location? If so, how accurate?
As a snail we'd be limited by our majorly reduced senses (at least compared to what we had when we were a human being).
Thinking about the original scenario from the snail point of view really raises some questions. The sheer magnitude of the ordeal stacks the odds greatly to the humans favor.

Also, do we get a 'time reset' or something after touching the human. I'd imagine that 10bil dollars might not be worth a lot after all that time hunting. Not to even mention losing our previous life/relationships/etc..

[floral flume]

https://tenor.com/view/weeze-vpit-vkunia-veeme-troy-gif-25310810

[weary citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-taylor-belly-the-summer-i-turned-pretty-secret-handshake-gif-25985945

[eternal stag]

it might not be a lot of money but do we value living as an immortal lesser being over a human body who is able to make new memories and relationships. Even though we know our time is limited to that of a human being. Would the mind of a snail even be able to comprehend all memories made while living as a human being since we are talking about reduces senses

"We are not afraid of dying, we are afraid of losing everything"

[fluid dagger]

However, what if the snail just gives up, and you are now cursed to wander the galaxy infinitely in an attempt to find it to kill yourself?

[fleet oracle]

airpod

[eternal stag]

and you are unable to kill yourself because you have become an immortal being

[eternal stag]

but the snails only purpose in life is to hunt you down and touch you
and you have no way of telling where the snail is

[eternal stag]

🏃🐌

[spare whale]

When you find it, put it in a space shuttle and put it in an infinite orbit around some celestial body, you no longer have to worry about it

[weary citrus]

I want to make a yo mama joke now so bad it hurts

[noble brook]

But what kind of immortality should be the real question does your body still age? Is it a slowed ageing? Because that adds a whole other layer to the immortal snail question

[fickle orchid]

Who first brought up immortality? Am I the only one assuming "You wake up as a snail" means you're a snail? No more, no less? Snails can apparently live 2-3 years. If you move non-stop and sleep 4 hours a night. You could average 1km a day. So let's say half that, meaning 1km per 2 days. That's 365km travelled to see if you can find your human. I think that's fair.. screw the immortality question

[restive aurora]

So much text in the meme channel

[weary citrus]

Yeh it's awesome.
Witness the thought process behind the evolving collective idea that is meme.
Might be a bit meta for the youngest of us, but, alas, never before has this channel been so focused on defining the symbols and ideas behind what first started as a simple thought experiment and has now evolved into deeper, more complex structure of cultural, philosofical, and may I dare to say.. scientific approach to this fascinating conundrum that is snail.

[lean juniper]

Nothing is sacred anymore

[weary citrus]

Decades from now you will still remember where you were and what you did when this generation defining moment happened

Have a pretty picture ❤️

[red gyro]

Yes?

I hath been summoned

[eternal stag]

Justs scroll back "a little bit"

[red gyro]

My understanding is that both you and the snail have immortality, the snail moves at a constant (x) and that the only real way to escape it is to keep moving faster then x or, trap the snail

[eternal stag]

This would bring up the Zeno's paradox

[eternal stag]

Same as above applies for this but yes this does raise the point if you are immortal or not. In both cases it would create new theories also not knowing if you know who to reach

[pastel ether]

This was where it was initially brought up

[crystal wraith]

POV; green mushroom

[red gyro]

No, it doesn't, you don't move at a constant, and Zeno didn't account for the fact that when you are both close enough you touch (touch is really just your atoms repelling the other atoms)

[floral flume]

I-is….. is that what she meant when she said my touch was repulsive…?

[south goblet]

Lets go with yes...

[weary citrus]

Meme request:
Something about strong (nuclear) force turning repulsive when a person gets too close to another. Haven't seen one yet and no idea how make that both nerdy enough and obvious enough to be fun.
Edit: template: free, but animu preferred

[bitter raft]

Paradoxes are misunderstood. They don’t necessarily mean something that’s completely contradicting, only contradicting at first glance but actually make sense when analyzed from the right angle.

[weary citrus]

Yeh, true, paradoxes are often what drives our scientific knowledge (and understanding) forward

[red gyro]

I agree, however Zeno had no idea that there was a distance of which that counted as touching, instead he believed that because any length of space/time is divisible, no matter how short, unlike what we know today (shoutout to Max Planck) therefore making the paradox irrelevant to our snail problem.

[weary citrus]

Well when your theory doesn't match real world observation there's a high chance the theory has something missing

[red gyro]

Or it's not known about

[weary citrus]

Haha yeh what I meant xP

[south goblet]

The theory still stands. If you start "touching" at distance x, you just take distance x as your new "touching" goal, making it that you will never reach specified distance x

[weary citrus]

If you keep taking measures after shorter and shorter time lapse you'll never get anything else done either

[eternal stag]

Imagine their being a Parallel universe where all humans are snails
And they raise the hypothetical scenario where you and a human both get 10 million dollars and you both become immortal, however you die if the human touches you

[eternal stag]

Just hire a decoy snail to seduce the snail so it will stop chasing you and instead start a family with the decoy snail

[vestal basalt]

That’s only a temporary solution as the snail is immortal and the partner is not.

[eternal stag]

true, lets say they were to make babies
would the children also be immortal or would they be like half-gods in mythology
and if they were to be immortal then he would live with his children forever since they are also immortal

[weary citrus]

If any part of the curse/deal, like immortality, is breedable, wouldn't it make sense that the death-on-touch is also?
One solution would be to make an offspring, pass the curse "gene" and use that baby as a sacrifice to get rid of the other part of the deal.
This way you could still stay immortal.

Assuming true immortality is actually desirable and we're treating the end of the deal as something that should be avoided.

Hmm..

If:

1. Both the person and the snail are immortal.
2. Both the person and the snail die on close contact.
3. The curse/blessing is breedable and any offsprings will inherit both immortality and the death touch.

Then:
Since snails multiply at magnitudes faster rate than humans, the world would end up being overtaken by a huge masses of immortal snails.

Any immortal humans would end up touching a snail at some point and just die off very quickly with no real way to avoid this fate.

So in that scenario, the correct solution would be for the human to try to find the snail as soon as possible and end both of their lives before the inevitable snailapocalypse destroys all other life on the planet.

That means the "snail tries to seek you" part actually plays into the humanity's survival and in the end if the person also doesn't try to touch the snail it will end all life as we know it -_-

[lean juniper]

This stupid snail conversation has been going on for 3 days. This channel is for memes and I’m sick of this nonsense. I want to scroll through funny memes not watch five people have a pointless conversation that dominates the whole channel.

[lean juniper]

If I have to filter for media to find a meme in the meme channel then you’ve kinda proved my point.

[weary citrus]

I offered you a solution to your problem. If you rather want a dead channel with only "funny" pics instead of discussion about memes you can easily have it with only few clicks

Or just start posting those funny pics yourself. We're mostly talking because we're bored.

[bright thicket]

is chat still arguing about the snail thingy?

https://vxtwitter.com/NoContextCrap/status/1856723752739848600

[floral flume]

Instructions not clear; currently perpendicular to E V E R Y T H I N G

[floral flume]

Dude turn on your subway surfers while you play read along and you’ll be skinbidonk or what ever ok? There’s toys in the corner 🤷🏼‍♂️

[sand lake]

If you want funny memes, you're on the wrong server

[floral flume]

Yes, this is the philosophy memes channel now
philosomeme

Love the memery

[floral flume]

Is the immortality all genetic encompassing???? How DOES procreation work in that regard? Couldn’t the offspring only carry “half immortality?” That becomes like a side story of like snailcovid where people are just dropping dead and there’s maybe a real answer but the optics are left to just keep people calm. It’s like a half life decay of the generational subsets, each iteration, where the likelihood of snail-death would be quartered each generation.

But the wealth isn’t, so it quickly deteriorates into a science magic until the environment brings the factors back into level🤷🏼‍♂️

[floral flume]

||Or the bloodlines become identified|||| and efforts are made on both sides to isolate their strengths,|||| and then it becomes like a shadow war between families across the entire world |||| and then we’re right back to where we heccn started at square one.|||| again ||

[weary citrus]

"I do not know what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with immortal snails"
--Isaac Newton

[edgy tendon]

the immortal snail is a meme so my hands are tied

[edgy vigil]

If the offspring are immortal does that mean they are forever infants? Like when a young person is turned into a vampire or do they have a nominal age when cells decide this is the final state of being?

[merry flax]

Forever infants though it's not a subject much discussed. There's mechanics to it that equally aren't fully explained (hey look I'm part of the mod tying process, the strongest of bindings)

[lean juniper]

Apparently. I’ll just mute this one too I guess. I’m only really here for game updates and the weekly boss rotation anymore.

[merry flax]

Could always help by posting memes

[noble brook]

Ok here, best of both worlds

So if the snail dose have kids and they also are immortal, no where does it specifically say that your body's immortal so technically, it might be a case where we would end up with infinite escargot for it might be a regenerative immortality where any damage to the body repairs itself/ regrows, hence infinite escargot

[weary citrus]

That regenerative immortality has the potential to solve world food problems if that's the case o.o

Just keep cutting pieces off the snail, roast and eat.

[noble brook]

Just as long as you don't touch it

[weary citrus]

Unless each piece regenerates to a whole new snail. That'd cause a plethora of problems on it's own.

[timber nimbus]

In response to the snailpocolypse theory, the immortal human has way more resources and capabilities to simply entrap the snail and its kin. As long as the human starts this contract knowing about the snail, they can easily create safeguards and countermeasures against the snail army

[weary citrus]

Only the person having the snail deal couldn't touch/eat it. As long as the 'death touch' only works against that one person everyone else is safe

[timber nimbus]

Unless you want to get into a subtheory of the snail children actually evolving into more advanced life forms

[noble brook]

Now that would be crazy

[timber nimbus]

A super snail that can move x1.67 faster AND can swim AND has the taste for flesh

[weary citrus]

And.. eventually.. laser snail

[noble brook]

ALL HAIL THE SNAIL 🐌🐌 WE ARE NOT WORTHY

[timber nimbus]

Haha all I have to do is not touch a stupid snail and I'm immortal? Easy
The snail:

[merry flax]

Why fear the snail? The purpose of the exercise is to show that fear exists at any level. But the immortality deal is a win in every aspect. Because even if you traded natural death for the snails end you'll still die in your prime free of illness and the ravages of time, so either you live for stupid long time or you die fresh. If ever offered the deal don't hesitate just take

[queen prism]

The deal itself is a metaphor for life, anyway. You're just supposed to do your best to stave off your inevitable death while you accomplish what you'd like to get done in this mortal coil.

Theoretical planning on how to maximize immortality time are a reflection of what the current moral zeitgeist looks like. People seek power as an end, not as a means. People want to live for millennia just 'cause, rather than for any particular reason.

[merry flax]

Idk I've always craved immortality while hearing people shun the idea. There isn't enough time to do everything I want to do. I don't even crave it for great power. Lol my fave fictional wizards and such all have that common trend of "i have this small mundane item that I spent centuries making"

The freedom to have so much time you can care about the little things without having to worry about time. But in the case of the snail deal it's a win, as I get older I find that even with time remaining my body cannot accomplish what it once could. With the snail immortality death is still inevitable in theory but the aging isn't present to have time but not have the degradation is its own blessing

[eternal stag]

Thats the question I raised
Or would they become halve mortal and halve immortal

[eternal stag]

Yes but would it still count as touching the snail if you part of the snail that is no longer part of it

[merry flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/545636042439393283/1292907881842213039/FB_IMG_1728261805749.png?ex=673d798c&is=673c280c&hm=5cae46deb0617e2cfdb39c718edce71b3ae5bfb740601212e7942d8d657613c6&

[eternal stag]

But you will always live in fear knowing the snails existence and that it could end you life immediately

[merry flax]

Do you always live in fear that every breath might be your last? The snail is no great fear

[eternal stag]

I think ive read somewhere where they were talking about the immortal snail flying

[merry flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260896487318355968/1308183929240682546/20241118-135939-Hosentaschenbillard-id6402904.png?ex=673dad79&is=673c5bf9&hm=a72f625ed568d13b7976953df3efffdc535dc6458ea193a10fe65499d16531c4&

[eternal stag]

How could you maximize immortality knowing you will be chased forever and upon being caught your immortal life could be over without even doing the things you would like to do

Even in our current life we will always be chased by the concept of time leading into our unavoidable death

[merry flax]

Why would I? I've already mentioned my perspective of it. Embracing that the concept of this immortality is still temporary i have exchanged natural life bound by time for one free of worries except the coming end. The end was inevitable in both scenarios but one gives me control and the other just slowly wears me down until eventually the "snail" of time catches me.

There is no downside and there is no reason to fear the snail..

[quick wharf]

Chuck that snail in the titanium orb and lob it into a black hole. Or better yet feed it to a french person...

[eternal stag]

The snail is immortal

You cant touch it cause you will die

[quick wharf]

Doesn't preclude it from being devoured by a black hole

[eternal stag]

This is a temporary solution

[quick wharf]

Oven mitts

[merry flax]

Bringing it back to the using snail to solve world hunger gives us another brilliant thought experiment.. "would you solve world hunger if it meant everyone ate like the french"

[eternal stag]

We already talked about the concept of entrapping it

[quick wharf]

@merry flax I'm not that cruel

[eternal stag]

Yes but would it still count as touching the snail if you part of the snail that is no longer part of it

[weary citrus]

When in french do as the fench do. Just gotta get them to conquer the world somehow

[weary citrus]

Only the person making the deal will be killed when touching it. Other 8 billion people can still touch it, trap it, or eat parts of it (assuming the regeneration)

[eternal stag]

Yes but there will be a point where there will be no humans left and it will be just you and the snail

[weary citrus]

That'd give it enough attention so there will always be someone keeping an eye on it so it can't slowly "jump on you" either. Peeps wouldn't want to lose their source of food so they'll keep it away from you for free

[weary citrus]

At that point I'd just touch the snail and consider it a win haha

[eternal stag]

Yes but everyone hates the french so you shoudent be suprised if france got nuked at one point

[merry flax]

At that point accept death, what's the point if all is gone? Hail the king of nothing

[eternal stag]

Then what would be the purpose on taking on the deal in the first place

[merry flax]

I'm guessing your a bit younger then me and don't feel the effects of aging yet. Give yourself another decade you'll take the deal

[weary citrus]

In the spirit of the original thought experiment:
If you took the deal, but have no idea which snail is your "curse pair", or where the snail started the chase, what would your immediate action be to ensure longest survival?

[eternal stag]

Imagine a new snail being formed upon cutting the snail who is also chasing a differnt huma who partakes in the deal

[eternal stag]

Prob not i just have a different vision on life

[eternal stag]

At one point there will be no humans left to touch so there would be only snails left because the french only craved for more snail

[weary citrus]

I think I would personally pick 2 locations from the far sides of the world. Then semi frequently (like every 3 months or so) travel between them. Assuming the snail only has snail level intelligence and it always taking the shortest path towards me, it would always be changing direction and never have enough time to actually reach either destination making me 100%(ish) safe. Assuming my first chosen location wouldn't be too close to it's initial position.
Most of that other stuff would only come to play after very long time and after that I'd consider the deal having been worth it

[eternal stag]

I think the original theory is that both you and the snail gain immortality and wisdom

[eternal stag]

Yes but you would never know the position of the snail while it always knows where you are

[merry flax]

A slice of pizza can outright kill me, I'm fairly sure trading all my normal worries for "is that a snail?" Is a win. I have no interest in maximizing my gains, I already gain by taking the deal

[quick wharf]

The new postulation is do you become immortal and the French are overpowered

[eternal stag]

No because the snail is immortal and i would use my immortality to end the french (no hate afcourse)

[weary citrus]

That's the info I'm basing my survival strategy on. Everything else is a great unknown and will only serve to confuse me and make my life worse. We only know for sure the snail is always eternally chasing us. If it takes breaks or figures out my strategy is something I couldn't possibly know about, unless it's stated in the 'contract' I make

[quick wharf]

Could you just have someone chuck the snail in the dead sea for all the moisture to be sucked out of it, but it's still alive. This rendered inert and an afterthought until you tire of immortal life.

[eternal stag]

No because its immortal

[weary citrus]

There's the problem of immortality without invulnerability then. If the snail can be reduced to suffering piece of dried up organic matter, so can you. And there's no end to your suffering if you get to an accident, if both of you are rendered immobile

Unless you get help from a third party, of course. But even in that case I might consider it far bigger risk than it's worth

[merry flax]

Gain immortality become the ancient evil some future generation unknowingly unleashes

[eternal stag]

To then be killed by an immortal snail?

[weary citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/84-years-titanic-old-ancient-gif-5071803

[merry flax]

As is proper! The perfect horror plot.. the solution to the ancient horror was a snail all along

[eternal stag]

And how would acquire creater chaos without greater power? You are still human but just immortal

That does not imply you have immortal strength

[weary citrus]

Live long enough and you'll become a villain! I like that twist

[merry flax]

Time to gain knowledge is a power far greater then you give credit for. If you encountered a normal human that is undying (for you don't know about the snail) who's been alive for longer then your oldest living relatives memories would you consider them "just another human"?

[eternal stag]

But could you or the snail still evolve even after attaining immortality

We are constantly evolving through time but would this stop once we acquire immortality

And if we were to have babies, would they also partake in the deal since they are genetically bound to you

[merry flax]

Would it matter? Because now you're talking about encountering a lifeform that is humanlike but not quite as "evolved" so an immortal monster..