#off-topic-chat
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A open-wheeled car racing
Oh i see
Ayyo @supple skiff
Ayoooo
Pog quali results, eh?
Off topic gets a new face
Popped his pole cherry as well
Carlando?
Oh
a bromance uwu
I though for a moment it was some racecar driver with car in his name
Bwomance uwu
I mean, Carlos Sainz do be having car in his name
How?
OOOF
tmr gonna be pog man
How so?
Basically, they went for qualifying, which is "Which position are you gonna start in for tomorrow's race", and they have a set amount of time to keep trying to beat each other's times, to get higher and higher positions
For a while, Sainz and Russell were 9th and 10th respectively, couldn't quite get better times, because other drivers had better times
then they do another lap and get better times so they got higher places
Oh, so they went from 9th and 10th place to start to 2nd and 3rd because they had a faster qualifying time?
The racetrack was wet because it was raining so damn hard earlier today, so they started on intermediate tires (aka tires made for wet tracks, which have more grip to not slide all around, but they're slower)
And near the end, they switched from intermediate to slick (aka dry), and went with the softest tires (aka speediest)... And after a few laps to get used to things... BAM, they raised their positions
Please no spa 2 ; rainy boogaloo
Was extra painful for me cus I'm a belgian myself, so seeing the "best" track being basically cancelled was painful, but for it to be "my" track as well, bruh
F
same for me but im indonesian
damn :(
also the quali at spa

Was pretty good, aside from Lando's crash
Crash?
Yeah, pretty big one
They ok?
Yeah, they almost always are okay nowadays
ye
So much safety in those cars
that halo
How bad was the crash anyways?
Lemme get it
too bad :(
Fan video, footage and telemetry copyright FOM / F1
why you must hurt me in this way
This one's better, has sound
And the guy coming next to him is another driver, well experienced, coming to check on him if he's okay
vettel
Well that's good
Well, I think the biggest crash in the near past was Romain Grosjean's one
Everyone okay in that 1?
thankfully yes
Good
But it was a much scarier crash
What was that
Please be aware that there is some graphic footage included in this video. We are so incredibly thankful that Romain Grosjean was able to walk away from this crash in Bahrain on Sunday. A reminder of the bravery and brilliance of our drivers, marshals, and medical teams, and of the advances in safety in our sport.
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That looks scary
Oh yeah, it was honestly quite frightening to see flames and everything
But out of that huge crash and kaboom, he only had burns on his hands, iirc
How safe are thoes cars
There's a ton of safety for those cars
I think the seat is detachable right?
uhh yesn't 😅
Not quite, I believe, but there's a whole... Idk how to say, "driver pod", which is separate from the rest of the car and extra tough to protect the driver
The helmets are very, very strong, they have another safety thing around their neck to not have their heads swing around when crashing, their suits can resist around 30 seconds in fire... And a bunch more stuff that I don't know or remember lol
Lmao yes, the safety is huge
God damn that's strong
What if I'm getting out of bed?
How much do the firesuits and helmets protect the driver from the crash?
It's extremely dangerous, nothing can protect you from the monster under the bed

Missiles
Ah yes the childhood
You might slip and fall
I don't really know how much they protect the drivers, I'm afraid, but the helmet is very stronk
Spider monsters
Your racecar bed might drive off and slam nto you
1 thing can, no bed frame
Same
wait no
we just got a new bed built
nvm
You know the myth about eating spiders in ur sleep
But i did sleep on the floor with just cardboard for about a year
uh nope
Random thought
How dare you squish the monster under the bed like that
Ah I see
same, havnet used a bedframe in years
But how do you guys stop the falling but not falling feeling
I hope he's claustrophobic
Bono
I actually like the tightness
It's like something's covering me and nothing can hurt me
Claustrophil
what
Bwoah
get a weighted blanket
drop your AC down
Get 2
Bono
Bro we dont have an ac on normal houses
even i put my ac down its still hot
you must live really far north
@obtuse jetty what country you live in?
we're in a tropical fuckin country,
rip yo ass
we dont need ac's we get used to the heat
bono
i hate the heat
Becum the heat
Like, deadass my country is 10 above the equator
God damn Antarctica
are you in spain or something
Actually I think half the country IS in the equator
spain with that a 😔
ah bono, my country is at equator lmao
S p i n
wait no our country is literally 10 UNDER
Ah
Spain but without the in
Guess, indonesia?
There's 2 seasons here, try not to drown and try not to die of heatstroke
close
bono
Back to safety regulations on cars
i wanna live somewhere where it snows
wish it would rain less
Unironically I live in a country that doesn't snow
Unironic
Irony is if I said a baseball was like a smaller basketball and then get hit by a basketball
Irony does work, yeah
you live in a country without snow and call yourself snow
Howdy!
big kek
I like snow what can I say
stun seed
Damn, they do be pretty big
I like eating Dee's big nuts, they're the biggest nuts in town

His girlfriend loves nuts
Ay @supple skiff remember monza?
Hm?
She puts every dude's nuts in her mouth
Of course I do, it was 2 weeks ago lul
they/she is pog
:D
Shoooooooooey
glug glug glug
Thank you 
lando's instant regret tho
i might have some scrambled eggs
Ooo good choice

Lando's regret, Bottas' fear and Zak's willingness
and then some cookies
Remember I identify as an attack toaster
Scrambled eggs are very good... And cookies, hell yes, that's one killer breakfast
like
its kinda rip that im probably the most mentally ill person here
I mean, it's a fun journey 😫
Speaking of mentally ill, TUYU's songs
dunno who that is
They make the meme music of japan's depressing songs being danceable
i am a she/her
and they make it good
i like yoasabi
Pog moment tbh
English version tho
not too much of a great translation
Which one was the depressing yoasobi song again
Racing into the night?
thats prolly my favorite song
the owl house is a pog tier show
its a shame we dont really get a season 3

I watched the first episode, It was good don't get me wrong it just wasn't my "mojo" of sorts
Not that I can argue, I watched Citrus
the yuri manga?
Yeah :'), let's hope it's at least really good like the gravity falls finale
yes
Like, if it's gonna end early it better end well
What was the other big yuri manga?
Hello hru today
howdy doo
how diddly doo da
idk theres a few of them
im literally a lesbian so i like reading them
my wife is qt
Pretty good! Kinda thinking about women but that's just a daily thought ngl-
How are you?
I live in one of the worst places in the United states
is it florida
Bro I'm in ohio, try me
I keepp seeing it on r/wholesomeyuri and r/wholesomeanimemes for some reason on reddit
Florida
Oh damn good point
Bloom into You
im in virginia bc of work
That one
Ending was a letdown?
iirc
Dang
Florida man go brbrbrbrbr
Yes, just Google Florida man and your birth date
to be fair most yuri has a lot of drama and angst in it
Anyone participated in the florida man challenge? Type your birthday then florida man on google
The angst is more of a "This is taboo to others" drama usually
its really hard to find a cutesy yuri imo
I'm actually down here for a family thing, in uhhh deston? Destin? Somewhere that's an hour behind EST
CGDCT is usually my friend's go to when trying to find some yuri
It's hard finding any non-toxic wlw that also isn't super fetshised
God damn same not destin tho
I used to live in South Central Florida
what's wlw
Spiders are cute
its really unfortunate
You had 2 seasons there
Proof me wrong
Hot and hotter
You ain't wrong
i was homeless for about half a year in tampa florida
Oof man
I dislike you, spiders are the bane of my existence. It crawled on the fucking wall on my friends bathroom while I had diarhhea
ohhh

He cute
You cant burn them with the heat
Not when I slam the hair dryer bottle into their head
A death machine
Not when I throw them in lava
also i didnt think bloom into you was that popular
He can't do anything
It looks like it's about to electocute me
They were hanging down
I am typing something to push that gif up
I couldn't smash it
This spider is harmless
It's like no1 on MAL
lmao really?
I pluged in the hair dryer hopeing it would do something
Idk, it's battling citrus last time I checked
Speaking of bad anime adaptations, 7 deadly sins
My anxiety doesn't do logic
They are scary
anxiety is fucking cursed
To some yes
i have to take my anxiety medication 3 times a day
I do, but the logic is flawed in more ways than 264
It's over anakinthread walker
You under estimate my power
Some spiders are scary
NOPE
my worset nightmare
Some arent
I AM TYPING TO PUSH THAT UP
lmao
But this will give you nightmares
KEEP MESSAGING SO IT DOESN'T SHOW UP
My anxiety is going brbrbrbr rn
Yall please stop
HOLY SHI
i hate spiders
No more spiders please
Ok
gotta sleep
🕸️
Only cringe and cute
okay they are off
i need to watch more anime
THATS WHY I HATE FUCKING SPIDERS
i usually just read manga these days
Ye
@timber stone sorry about ur anxiety
inb4 league
modded?]
has the full caves and cliffs updates came out
Sometimes!
like all of it
Not yet
rip
The second part comes out soon..?
naisu
ive been playing elder scrolls online recently but also depression go brrr
i havent played any games for like 2 days
i never played that, is it good like the other es games?
i mean
Understandable with the depression going brbrbrbr
oblivion and morrowind did not age well
i like ESO a lot considering you can go just about anywhere in tamriel tho
personally oblivion was one of my favroites
it's in the 2nd era which is back in time
morrowind was hard to get used to man
its really good, lots of pog lore
depression do be doin that
im on a lot of antidepressants too which is aaaa
yea its very lore heavy
my character im leveling up rn is a necromancer
it's an mmo so combat is obviously a bit different
but still great
true
no super sneak attack damage kek
man the lack of fast travel in morrowind i annoying tbh
have u played blood moon or tribunal dlc?
in skyrim it was dumb being a stealth archer
yeah
i 3 shot alduin with my archer
just crouching in a corner
yea stealth archer is op
i had an idea for a stealth class
no bow no arrors
use daggers
dual wield daggers
it makes it harder
also just conjure dagger in both hands
your complaining about stealth arching being to easy but then complain about a class thats harder to go?
yea they are insane
not really complaining
but its so much harder to sneak up
just max out sneak xd
true it becomes a lot easier
thats why i didnt do the sneak glitch
it took a bit but just sneaking 24/7 will get you there
where u can be sneak 100 second u leave helgan
never heard of it
not a glitch
basically
ralof is weird
and by the bear part
u can just level sneak with daggers
by contantly back stabbing
and since he cant die
thats cool lol
if you're gonna do that might as well just drop down the command console
i was on xbox 1
at the time
ic
also i only open up console if im stuck
if there was a voice chat in this server
on the pc version
id stream some eso for you
hmm
i got a small server noboy is active in
i most just use it for steams and vc with people
sure im bored
Taco Bell.
Nice
30 is far enough
Me
Much better
no
Holy shit i need to get more images for the next few days
Yo want some coffee?☕
images of what ?
idk this event
I know
I prefer tea
Eh okay one tea coming🍵
Coffee bad
No if you don't drink too much coffee
Aw F
I didn't know you were allergic to caffeine yeahm sorrym
Oh no Im not allergic to it, its just having too much fucks with me
And too much is like- not enough for average coffee drinkers
Literally had green tea when I was little and ended up thinking I was having a heartattack
Barb no!!
Foods and stuff that are low in caffeine is fine
Confused
But like-
But I'll take it
I wont take any chances with coffee
But chocolate ok?
Yeah
Ok good safe good. Coffee suck anyway
Lasttime I had one I think it was either because of stress or this chocolate I atw
Ate*
I had like 5 pieces of it
It was dark chocolate
With salted caramel in it
That sounds rich as hell
It wasnt too bad
I think I have a blood pressure thing I need to doctor discover
Every day I usually drink two cups of coffee lol or drink warm chocolate milk
It relaxes me tho
Drink hot chocolate pls
Okay that’s it back to bed for me!!
Not something I'd drink everyday tho
Klaaaaaaaaaaut
Klaubty
Hi ho DT 🤪🤪
Oh hiiiiiiii
Hi klaü
How was your dindin with Mrs.Klaut?

Howdy user
Mmm she actually was having stomach ish so postpone
Ķłàú
Bobo

Me when
Me when I have to
Survive 6 turns
My team when- when when the
When the enemy hits just once
Pp
Crying sound effects
hello
Hiya
how many kids are up on this cringey morning
yep
At least 3
lol
Me rn, pk

What do you guys think does a programmer need a degree to work at big company like google?
Programming degrees are a waste of money if you're not taking it through to doctorates, thus are only programming to make data models and such
Thank you 
So far, full of stress but it's uhhhh going
the 1part ok but 2part what do you mean?
How about you though??
Most STEM doctorates (maybe not math) end up having a programming aspect since data science is a big part of it, and you don't want to spend time manually working out aggregates from large data sources. Typically it's all python all the time
I do my stuff in js
Otherwise there's no real point in spending university level money on essentially being taught the basics of programming. You can do that for free and it largely comes down to your frame of mind, rather than understanding
A co-worker of mine puts it in quite a good way - there's a range of difference between a programmer and an engineer. An engineer can work through a problem whilst also thinking ahead to maintainability, impacts of cahnges elsewhere in the codebase (assuming it's a decently sized project), process transferrable skills in the "programming" space. A programmer knows how to code
A university degree can't teach you to be an angineer
(obviously it's not quite as black and white as that description, it's more of a genral summary)
?
Oof
Its doin ok
Also sorry for late responses, was helping my dad with some things
bonk
helo!
halo
we are all in this together folks
mm like that super old song
All in with what
@jaunty glacier 
Dw bro!
So that's how the plague happened
Don't get me wrong, I love rodents but that's not sanitary or safe or smart
^
Now lets hope this coffee doesnt fuck me up
Pffft
This is my first time drinking coffee
First time having it- like- a legitimate cup and not a few swigs outta someone elses
I've been drinking coffee probably since the age of 9
pings are nuts
Quite off topic, almost too off topic
hello kids
Hello children
Top of the morning to ya laddies
"What's up bros, my name is PEW-DIE-PIE!"
:P
:D

so what yall are doing today
Nothing
Actually never mind I downloaded like 30 images from twitter
Thats one thing I did
hi off topic
all good planes can detach any part at will
am i right or am i right
what is it pk?
yes its time to ask
a - ask
s - a
k - question
I was about to say one but nah, not worth it 🗿
Are balls sussy or is sussy the balls
Oh
Fuck
Did I login
Yesterday

Both are sussy
Understandable
Sussy ballmogus
God damn it
I just did some amoegus imposter situation
Anyways now the whole story is kinda fucked
Lmao
Sussy
Coffee will fuck everyone up if they drink enough of it
Relatable
And your muscles can start ripping them selves apart
Well, soda ain't good for you either
It's been proven it can literally dissolve your teeth
Uea
There aren't a lot of mass produced healthy food that people think tastes good
It's difficult to get something health that tastes good let alone mass production
The same applies for drinks :P
hello mates
Howdy
im back from death
Zombie
no
PHEW
PK!!
hi
Dazai!!!
i simply respawned
Hi y'all 
hello to all
How is your coffee goin'?
lol
Pk istf
Noice
I wont drink it often cause big caffeine intake prolly isnt good for me
Yuh, look at you caring about your health 🥺
Lmfao
I do have a big sweet tooth tho
Which has lead me to getting a few fillings in my teethies
I think- five or seven
Genetics said "Equivalent exchange bitch"
That moment when boop cards are 1 in -1 bil
I got strong nails but sensitive teeth
No I like having strong sharp nails
Bite with a back handed slap
Im gonna be very excited when I can paint my nails black and add red highlights
Ahem- ahem-
That would be cool
Nails
Smexy
Literally the only reason I wanna grow them out a bit and paint them black
Fr?
my pfp is a preview
My profile is literally just Algernon finally existing on discord
Hes just r e a l n o t f ak e
can't argue with that big brain logic
It just hurts tolook at at night
I love it
I find it funny when people say they're gonna do something, and it's not something difficult, but then don't do it
Like, it's not hard to do what you said you would pal
I'm so glad my phone has a built in darkmode that auto-changes things to the darkmodes of things
Yesss
i stare into the sun a lot
I don't get how people respond to shit like lol and omg. like bro
Your poor eyes
It hurts just when I'm looking at it.
AND I'M FRICKIN SNOWBOY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Ehhh it depends
Maybe they don'thave what they need
Well in this scenario, it would be the best for everyone
weakling will perish when the war comes
I can explain in dms lol
Go right ahead! 🐱🙏🙏🙏
It's just funny cause it's not hard, all they need to do is go through with a simple action and it's not even much
I just try to think about why they cant do it, I've been in a bad burnout before, and doing simple things was exhausting
im a little confused
I fucking swear if nuclear winter comes you'll die and us dark mode users will be used to the dark
you fool
i train my eyes in both arts
at day
ultra dark
at night
the unmatched power of the sun
It's me trying to be subtle but apparently I'm too subtle lol
Bruh i once fucking stared at the light for 3 hours straight
It hurt
and traumatized 8 year old me probably
skill issue
Well the thing the person needs to do, is live their life while ignoring someone on the internet
Not a big star or celeb or anything, just a simple user
i thought for a moment u said elder scroll
My mom on her phone #relatable #funny #haha
Not that many emojis
whats wrong?
I was tryna make a stupid joke cause my mom is old but since it's such in shit taste I added hashtags
Thank you
anyways
same
Yes uh, I have no new topic
a friend who looks, feels, acts and sounds exactly like me
you feel u friend?
A new topic?
politics
HEHE
kidding
whats is a topic
Its just
Oh please no spook
Bwanna talk about beds again
what if we talked about snow behind his back
may I join you? 😛
I survived several turns vs Shiva without dying in the game
You don't already do??
I feel like jesus
we do but shhhh
Daddy mini god 🥺
You want to see him? I can help you
daddy shiva
🐱
🐶
barbra when cat
supremacy
Pk are you daddy mini god??
dog supremacy
Yes
NOICE
🙏
Cat shit smells like 7 pounds of compressed garbage
😳
tomes
🦶
what in the discord uwu amogus meme bullshit is happening

barbra when she is when when she she when
👄
Me when I I I I I I I
hello
I downloaded fucking 30 pics worth of shiva off of twitter someone take my phone
me when I summon the wrong demon to kill
i kinda hope skill issue becomes an emote
why i keep dieing
I dont know
I was about to do that asterisk shit as a joke but I can't do it, too many flashbacks🗿
i could use a new phone
i keep having yo suffer
My phone is a hand-me-down
I'm sorry papi pk 🥺
same
Ok fine but you mustn't go through my gallery
Everything I own is a hand-me-down
Imma just 
feet pics?
This laptop, the phone, the xbox 360, MY CLOTHES
steve from minecraft
I appreciate you so much istf
🫂
DAMN, THAT MOOD
brhug

@pulsar nest
Don't even acknowledge it bro
what if you not taking care of your self more is making us sikc
It's not real Pk
Hello there
It's not real
Pretends
@timber stone
What :/
General Kenobi
IGNORE THE SUB HUMAN
is not looking
I made a mistake... pk, spook, if I die then I guess it has happened

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, dont die you still owe me a 20
I aint letting my homies die!!!
Lmfao
Ultra mega homie hug🫂 🫂 🫂
I got @'d I am a scrub
🫂
You will survive 10 rounds worth of cringe due to this.
😠
Me pro me epic gamer Pog moment chilll8-)
i want hugs
its contagious
what is this chat
🫂
Gub, why did you @ me.
🫂
I have killed satan
Hugs and homies
yea
Maize
I took over the underworld and heaven
My mom is still sitting across me tho
why not the univors

🫂
Aw naw pls dont tell me she can see your phone 😭😨
drink spit
No dw I changed my password, ion trust like that, not anymore🗿
waht happen
I dont trust my fam with my phones either
Okay well
Phone*
What forgor 💀 ?
murder is illegal
My mom always promised not to look at my phone unless it was an extreme emergency and she didn't have her phone. My dumbass trusted her. Miss girl was lookin at my phone but I had no proof. She opened it through the camera one time and didn't close it so it caught her mid frame on the open camera app in my background app. 🗿
Like
One sec
just leave my rottrn carcuss in a car
oh no
Nvm they don't do that anymore but the camera would keep what it last saw open in the past
I remember the time my mom used all my savings
Reason I never trust her
Piggy bank was empty
vore the bank
And I mean, her telling me I was a failure and my siblings were failures in the Kroger parking lot when I was like uhhhhhh 13 didn't help
Wtf 
oh god
So go INSIDE the piggy bank?
vore it
We love gaslighting
Its why I get anxious when I let someone see something from my gallery
I have a shit ton of cringe screenshots of old shit
Trying the get banned speedrun eh?
gallery is my most cursed place
That aint even the worst
Mines is just filled with Shiva images. 
There's the pp inside the pp thing
bruh i haven't watched vore for a while
lol
MOOD.
if i let someone use my phone
ill delete my search history of most recent things
not that anything bad
I just- THE FEAR THAT THEY'RE ONE SCROLL AWAY FROM POSSIBLY SEEING SOME SHIT MAKES MY STOMACH HURT
just i will look like a complete fucking nerd
Guys guess this man's search history
what if they like it owo
lol
"How to chnge discord pfp"
Dont think my christian grandma, or my mother, or my father would like to see Shiva.
Everytime someone holds my phone I tell them "Do not open my gallery. Do not open my discord. Do not open my Google photos. It's for your own good."
scp, answers on random shit, youtube, time zone, how to take ss, and roblox wiki pages
ESPECIALLY a barely dressed one.
hot
cry inside
No
cry outside
Like literally cry 
I don't think ANYONE would want to see a barely dressed anything
i do
You don't speak for me.
horny fucks
Anyw- Username. 
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Are you hinting at something? 
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean, my cat wearing a collar is barely dressed so
:)
🔇
Come back here
Animals excluded
🔇
If you're thinkin what Im thinkin I will gladly give 
😳
owo
I mean my baby brother hates shirts and pants soo- 
ew
Hes a child so- aint nothing gross about it
what is it?
EW
I don't think animals would want to see you barely wearing anything
No no, I'll just smile to myself about it
tru
What're you thinking 
Ew to the child or what they do
SAY ITTTTT
ill power bowser fart gif if u dont

(wont actually i dont want banned
but i can awalys dm it owo
jk



