off-topic-chat

[supple skiff]

Formula 1

[opaque monolith]

A open-wheeled car racing

[nimble cipher]

Oh i see

[opaque monolith]

Ayyo @supple skiff

[supple skiff]

Ayoooo

[opaque monolith]

Pog quali results, eh?

[nimble cipher]

Off topic gets a new face

[supple skiff]

Pretty pog indeed

Russell 3rd again

[opaque monolith]

Ultra poggers

Norris pole is a true dream

that become true

[supple skiff]

Popped his pole cherry as well

[opaque monolith]

poggers carlando

shame hamilton goes sbinalla

[nimble cipher]

Carlando?

[opaque monolith]

yes

Carlos and Lando

[nimble cipher]

Oh

[opaque monolith]

a bromance uwu

[nimble cipher]

I though for a moment it was some racecar driver with car in his name

[nimble cipher]

Bwomance uwu

[supple skiff]

I mean, Carlos Sainz do be having car in his name

[obtuse jetty]

How?

[nimble cipher]

Oh fuck your right

Wrong reply

[obtuse jetty]

OOOF

[opaque monolith]

tmr gonna be pog man

[nimble cipher]

How so?

[opaque monolith]

ferrari v mclaren front row

this is where the fun begins

[supple skiff]

Basically, they went for qualifying, which is "Which position are you gonna start in for tomorrow's race", and they have a set amount of time to keep trying to beat each other's times, to get higher and higher positions

For a while, Sainz and Russell were 9th and 10th respectively, couldn't quite get better times, because other drivers had better times

[opaque monolith]

then they do another lap and get better times so they got higher places

[obtuse jetty]

Oh, so they went from 9th and 10th place to start to 2nd and 3rd because they had a faster qualifying time?

[supple skiff]

The racetrack was wet because it was raining so damn hard earlier today, so they started on intermediate tires (aka tires made for wet tracks, which have more grip to not slide all around, but they're slower)

And near the end, they switched from intermediate to slick (aka dry), and went with the softest tires (aka speediest)... And after a few laps to get used to things... BAM, they raised their positions

[opaque monolith]

Bwoah, yes

also sunday rain in sochi: hungary and spa flashbacks

[supple skiff]

Please no spa 2 ; rainy boogaloo

[opaque monolith]

bono just dont

[supple skiff]

Was extra painful for me cus I'm a belgian myself, so seeing the "best" track being basically cancelled was painful, but for it to be "my" track as well, bruh

[opaque monolith]

F

same for me but im indonesian

damn :(

also the quali at spa

[supple skiff]

Was pretty good, aside from Lando's crash

[nimble cipher]

Crash?

[opaque monolith]

ye

but unpog for me

[supple skiff]

Yeah, pretty big one

[nimble cipher]

They ok?

[supple skiff]

Yeah, they almost always are okay nowadays

[opaque monolith]

ye

[supple skiff]

So much safety in those cars

[opaque monolith]

that halo

[nimble cipher]

How bad was the crash anyways?

[supple skiff]

Lemme get it

[opaque monolith]

too bad :(

[supple skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzAAasarco

[opaque monolith]

why you must hurt me in this way

[supple skiff]

This one's better, has sound

[nimble cipher]

Wow

I was expecting worse tbh

[supple skiff]

And the guy coming next to him is another driver, well experienced, coming to check on him if he's okay

[opaque monolith]

vettel

[nimble cipher]

Well that's good

[supple skiff]

Well, I think the biggest crash in the near past was Romain Grosjean's one

[opaque monolith]

2020 bahrain yes

the explosion

[nimble cipher]

Everyone okay in that 1?

[opaque monolith]

thankfully yes

[nimble cipher]

Good

[opaque monolith]

grosjean was safe at all

and now he's on indycar

[supple skiff]

But it was a much scarier crash

[opaque monolith]

indeed

ah i cant forget monza

bono

[nimble cipher]

What was that

[supple skiff]

https://youtu.be/ZQ7_En2xEm4?t=10

[opaque monolith]

another race

2 weeks ago

[nimble cipher]

That looks scary

[supple skiff]

Oh yeah, it was honestly quite frightening to see flames and everything

But out of that huge crash and kaboom, he only had burns on his hands, iirc

[nimble cipher]

How safe are thoes cars

[supple skiff]

There's a ton of safety for those cars

[obtuse jetty]

I think the seat is detachable right?

[opaque monolith]

uhh yesn't 😅

[supple skiff]

Not quite, I believe, but there's a whole... Idk how to say, "driver pod", which is separate from the rest of the car and extra tough to protect the driver

The helmets are very, very strong, they have another safety thing around their neck to not have their heads swing around when crashing, their suits can resist around 30 seconds in fire... And a bunch more stuff that I don't know or remember lol

[opaque monolith]

Lmao yes, the safety is huge

[nimble cipher]

God damn that's strong

[opaque monolith]

as always, safety first

no matter what are you doing

[nimble cipher]

What if I'm getting out of bed?

[obtuse jetty]

How much do the firesuits and helmets protect the driver from the crash?

[supple skiff]

It's extremely dangerous, nothing can protect you from the monster under the bed

[opaque monolith]

[obtuse jetty]

Missiles

[opaque monolith]

Ah yes the childhood

[obtuse jetty]

You might slip and fall

[supple skiff]

I don't really know how much they protect the drivers, I'm afraid, but the helmet is very stronk

[opaque monolith]

Spider monsters

[obtuse jetty]

Your racecar bed might drive off and slam nto you

[nimble cipher]

1 thing can, no bed frame

[obtuse jetty]

Same

wait no

we just got a new bed built

nvm

[nimble cipher]

You know the myth about eating spiders in ur sleep

[obtuse jetty]

But i did sleep on the floor with just cardboard for about a year

[opaque monolith]

uh nope

[obtuse jetty]

Random thought

[nimble cipher]

Oof

[supple skiff]

How dare you squish the monster under the bed like that

[nimble cipher]

Ah I see

[distant heart]

same, havnet used a bedframe in years

[obtuse jetty]

But how do you guys stop the falling but not falling feeling

[nimble cipher]

I hope he's claustrophobic

[opaque monolith]

Bono

[obtuse jetty]

I actually like the tightness

It's like something's covering me and nothing can hurt me

[nimble cipher]

Claustrophil

[obtuse jetty]

what

[opaque monolith]

Bwoah

[distant heart]

get a weighted blanket

[obtuse jetty]

It's too hot in it

trust me

[distant heart]

drop your AC down

[nimble cipher]

Get 2

[opaque monolith]

Bono

[obtuse jetty]

Bro we dont have an ac on normal houses

[distant heart]

get more fans

and wtf no ac

[opaque monolith]

even i put my ac down its still hot

[distant heart]

you must live really far north

[nimble cipher]

@obtuse jetty what country you live in?

[obtuse jetty]

we're in a tropical fuckin country,

[distant heart]

rip yo ass

[obtuse jetty]

we dont need ac's we get used to the heat

[opaque monolith]

bono

[distant heart]

thats cursed

hate the heat

my house is 65 degrees

[opaque monolith]

i hate the heat

[nimble cipher]

Becum the heat

[obtuse jetty]

Like, deadass my country is 10 above the equator

[nimble cipher]

God damn Antarctica

[distant heart]

are you in spain or something

[obtuse jetty]

Actually I think half the country IS in the equator

[supple skiff]

spain with that a 😔

[opaque monolith]

ah bono, my country is at equator lmao

[opaque monolith]

S p i n

[obtuse jetty]

wait no our country is literally 10 UNDER

[distant heart]

okay what country is it

nerd

[opaque monolith]

Ah

[nimble cipher]

Spain but without the in

[opaque monolith]

Guess, indonesia?

[obtuse jetty]

There's 2 seasons here, try not to drown and try not to die of heatstroke

[obtuse jetty]

close

[opaque monolith]

bono

[distant heart]

india

i wish it would rain more

[obtuse jetty]

Back to safety regulations on cars

[distant heart]

i wanna live somewhere where it snows

[obtuse jetty]

wish it would rain less

[obtuse jetty]

Unironically I live in a country that doesn't snow

[distant heart]

thats pretty ironic

with your name and all

[obtuse jetty]

Unironic

Irony is if I said a baseball was like a smaller basketball and then get hit by a basketball

[distant heart]

no lol

irony still works in this situation

[supple skiff]

Irony does work, yeah

[distant heart]

you live in a country without snow and call yourself snow

[timber stone]

Howdy!

[distant heart]

big kek

[obtuse jetty]

I like snow what can I say

[distant heart]

@timber stone

[opaque monolith]

stun seed

[supple skiff]

Damn, they do be pretty big

[obtuse jetty]

I like eating Dee's big nuts, they're the biggest nuts in town

[opaque monolith]

[obtuse jetty]

His girlfriend loves nuts

[opaque monolith]

Ay @supple skiff remember monza?

[timber stone]

Hm?

[obtuse jetty]

She puts every dude's nuts in her mouth

[supple skiff]

Of course I do, it was 2 weeks ago lul

[distant heart]

they/she is pog

[timber stone]

:D

[opaque monolith]

Shoooooooooey

[supple skiff]

glug glug glug

[timber stone]

Thank you

[distant heart]

of course

i should really take my meds and eat some breakfast

[opaque monolith]

lando's instant regret tho

[distant heart]

i might have some scrambled eggs

[timber stone]

Ooo good choice

[opaque monolith]

[supple skiff]

Lando's regret, Bottas' fear and Zak's willingness

[distant heart]

and then some cookies

[obtuse jetty]

Remember I identify as an attack toaster

[supple skiff]

Scrambled eggs are very good... And cookies, hell yes, that's one killer breakfast

[obtuse jetty]

like

[distant heart]

its kinda rip that im probably the most mentally ill person here

[timber stone]

I mean, it's a fun journey 😫

[obtuse jetty]

Speaking of mentally ill, TUYU's songs

[distant heart]

dunno who that is

[obtuse jetty]

They make the meme music of japan's depressing songs being danceable

[distant heart]

i am a she/her

[obtuse jetty]

and they make it good

[distant heart]

i like yoasabi

[obtuse jetty]

Have you watched RGB?

It's good

[distant heart]

nope

i dont watch things

[timber stone]

Pog moment tbh

[obtuse jetty]

English version tho

not too much of a great translation

Which one was the depressing yoasobi song again

Racing into the night?

[distant heart]

pog moment is the owl house

yup

[timber stone]

YES

Holy crap that show is just amazing

[distant heart]

thats prolly my favorite song

the owl house is a pog tier show

its a shame we dont really get a season 3

[obtuse jetty]

I watched the first episode, It was good don't get me wrong it just wasn't my "mojo" of sorts

Not that I can argue, I watched Citrus

[distant heart]

anyways brb while i heat up some coffee

i liked citrus

[obtuse jetty]

the yuri manga?

[timber stone]

Yeah :'), let's hope it's at least really good like the gravity falls finale

[distant heart]

yes

[timber stone]

Like, if it's gonna end early it better end well

[distant heart]

yo this oatmeal raisin cookie is a bop

insomnia cookies is great

[obtuse jetty]

What was the other big yuri manga?

[nimble cipher]

Hello hru today

[distant heart]

howdy doo

[obtuse jetty]

how diddly doo da

[distant heart]

idk theres a few of them

im literally a lesbian so i like reading them

my wife is qt

[timber stone]

Pretty good! Kinda thinking about women but that's just a daily thought ngl-
How are you?

[nimble cipher]

I live in one of the worst places in the United states

[distant heart]

is it florida

[timber stone]

Bro I'm in ohio, try me

[obtuse jetty]

I keepp seeing it on r/wholesomeyuri and r/wholesomeanimemes for some reason on reddit

[distant heart]

LMAOOO

ohio be like

is it kansas tho

[nimble cipher]

Florida

[timber stone]

Oh damn good point

[obtuse jetty]

Bloom into You

[distant heart]

im in virginia bc of work

[obtuse jetty]

That one

[distant heart]

oh fuck

I loved bloom into you

except for the ending

but i really loved it

[obtuse jetty]

Ending was a letdown?

[distant heart]

iirc

[obtuse jetty]

Dang

[timber stone]

Florida man go brbrbrbrbr

[nimble cipher]

Yes, just Google Florida man and your birth date

[distant heart]

to be fair most yuri has a lot of drama and angst in it

[obtuse jetty]

Anyone participated in the florida man challenge? Type your birthday then florida man on google

[obtuse jetty]

The angst is more of a "This is taboo to others" drama usually

[distant heart]

its really hard to find a cutesy yuri imo

[timber stone]

I'm actually down here for a family thing, in uhhh deston? Destin? Somewhere that's an hour behind EST

[obtuse jetty]

CGDCT is usually my friend's go to when trying to find some yuri

[timber stone]

It's hard finding any non-toxic wlw that also isn't super fetshised

[nimble cipher]

God damn same not destin tho

I used to live in South Central Florida

[obtuse jetty]

what's wlw

[tough fox]

Spiders are cute

[distant heart]

its really unfortunate

[nimble cipher]

You had 2 seasons there

[tough fox]

Proof me wrong

[nimble cipher]

Hot and hotter

[distant heart]

women loving women

wlw

[timber stone]

You ain't wrong

[tough fox]

Exactly

Also that was a weird thing to say I. The morning

[distant heart]

i was homeless for about half a year in tampa florida

[tough fox]

Oof man

[obtuse jetty]

I dislike you, spiders are the bane of my existence. It crawled on the fucking wall on my friends bathroom while I had diarhhea

[obtuse jetty]

ohhh

[nimble cipher]

Fun fact

Spiders are hair dryer resistant

[tough fox]

https://c.tenor.com/VlG6nSBJjL8AAAAM/honey-boo-boo-spider.gif

[distant heart]

[tough fox]

He cute

[nimble cipher]

You cant burn them with the heat

[obtuse jetty]

Not when I slam the hair dryer bottle into their head

[nimble cipher]

A death machine

[obtuse jetty]

Not when I throw them in lava

[nimble cipher]

Man

I har a spider in the showrr

[distant heart]

also i didnt think bloom into you was that popular

[tough fox]

He can't do anything

[obtuse jetty]

It looks like it's about to electocute me

[nimble cipher]

They were hanging down

[timber stone]

I am typing something to push that gif up

[nimble cipher]

I couldn't smash it

[tough fox]

This spider is harmless

[obtuse jetty]

It's like no1 on MAL

[distant heart]

lmao really?

[nimble cipher]

I pluged in the hair dryer hopeing it would do something

[distant heart]

i just watched it when it came out

and then got big sad

[obtuse jetty]

Idk, it's battling citrus last time I checked

Speaking of bad anime adaptations, 7 deadly sins

[timber stone]

My anxiety doesn't do logic

[nimble cipher]

They are scary

[distant heart]

anxiety is fucking cursed

[tough fox]

To some yes

[distant heart]

i have to take my anxiety medication 3 times a day

[obtuse jetty]

I do, but the logic is flawed in more ways than 264

[distant heart]

and if i forget the dose in the middle

ill probably be a wreck

[tough fox]

https://c.tenor.com/U-sHm78tlN0AAAAM/spider-peacock.gif

[nimble cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-fart-do-not-post-do-not-post-bowser-fart-bowser-fart-gif-22729345

[obtuse jetty]

It's over anakinthread walker

[nimble cipher]

GET IT OFF

GET IT OFF

[obtuse jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-fart-do-not-post-do-not-post-bowser-fart-bowser-fart-gif-22729345

[tough fox]

You under estimate my power

[nimble cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/squish-you-got-this-have-gif-19370787

THIS IS WHY I FEAR SPIDERS

[tough fox]

Some spiders are scary

[timber stone]

NOPE

[obtuse jetty]

my worset nightmare

[tough fox]

Some arent

[timber stone]

I AM TYPING TO PUSH THAT UP

[distant heart]

lmao

[nimble cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-crawl-jump-scared-gif-9882171

[tough fox]

But this will give you nightmares

[obtuse jetty]

KEEP MESSAGING SO IT DOESN'T SHOW UP

[timber stone]

My anxiety is going brbrbrbr rn

[tough fox]

https://c.tenor.com/zXu-oABu_1oAAAAM/dora-anime.gif

[timber stone]

Yall please stop

[obtuse jetty]

HOLY SHI

[nimble cipher]

i hate spiders

[timber stone]

No more spiders please

[tough fox]

Ok

[obtuse jetty]

gotta sleep

[distant heart]

🕸️

[nimble cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleep-tired-cute-fall-gif-17673985

[tough fox]

Only cringe and cute

[nimble cipher]

okay they are off

[obtuse jetty]

I just finished yozakura family

byeee

[distant heart]

i need to watch more anime

[nimble cipher]

THATS WHY I HATE FUCKING SPIDERS

[distant heart]

i usually just read manga these days

[tough fox]

https://c.tenor.com/5LT51B0DSIoAAAAM/funny-animals-dog.gif

[nimble cipher]

them eggs hold like 200 spiderlings

and its the most scary shit

[distant heart]

@timber stone do you play vidya games

besides legends of idleon

[timber stone]

Ye

[nimble cipher]

@timber stone sorry about ur anxiety

[distant heart]

inb4 league

[timber stone]

At the current moment I've been on a minecraft binge

Ty

[nimble cipher]

modded?]

[distant heart]

has the full caves and cliffs updates came out

[timber stone]

Sometimes!

[distant heart]

like all of it

[timber stone]

Not yet

[distant heart]

rip

[timber stone]

The second part comes out soon..?

[distant heart]

naisu

ive been playing elder scrolls online recently but also depression go brrr

i havent played any games for like 2 days

[nimble cipher]

i never played that, is it good like the other es games?

[distant heart]

i mean

[timber stone]

Understandable with the depression going brbrbrbr

[distant heart]

oblivion and morrowind did not age well

i like ESO a lot considering you can go just about anywhere in tamriel tho

[nimble cipher]

personally oblivion was one of my favroites

[distant heart]

it's in the 2nd era which is back in time

[nimble cipher]

morrowind was hard to get used to man

[distant heart]

its really good, lots of pog lore

depression do be doin that

im on a lot of antidepressants too which is aaaa

[nimble cipher]

yea its very lore heavy

[distant heart]

my character im leveling up rn is a necromancer

it's an mmo so combat is obviously a bit different

but still great

[nimble cipher]

true

[distant heart]

no super sneak attack damage kek

[nimble cipher]

man the lack of fast travel in morrowind i annoying tbh

have u played blood moon or tribunal dlc?

[distant heart]

in skyrim it was dumb being a stealth archer

yeah

i 3 shot alduin with my archer

just crouching in a corner

[nimble cipher]

yea stealth archer is op

i had an idea for a stealth class

no bow no arrors

use daggers

dual wield daggers

[distant heart]

yeah but then you gotta get close lmao

still werent daggers like

16x damage

[nimble cipher]

it makes it harder

[distant heart]

also just conjure dagger in both hands

[nimble cipher]

your complaining about stealth arching being to easy but then complain about a class thats harder to go?

[nimble cipher]

yea they are insane

[distant heart]

not really complaining

[nimble cipher]

but its so much harder to sneak up

[distant heart]

just max out sneak xd

[nimble cipher]

true it becomes a lot easier

thats why i didnt do the sneak glitch

[distant heart]

it took a bit but just sneaking 24/7 will get you there

[nimble cipher]

where u can be sneak 100 second u leave helgan

[distant heart]

never heard of it

[nimble cipher]

not a glitch

basically

ralof is weird

and by the bear part

u can just level sneak with daggers

by contantly back stabbing

and since he cant die

[distant heart]

thats cool lol

[nimble cipher]

you just gotta do this till your max

i did it a while back

but its no fun

[distant heart]

if you're gonna do that might as well just drop down the command console

[nimble cipher]

i was on xbox 1

at the time

[distant heart]

ic

[nimble cipher]

also i only open up console if im stuck

[distant heart]

if there was a voice chat in this server

[nimble cipher]

on the pc version

[distant heart]

id stream some eso for you

[nimble cipher]

hmm

i got a small server noboy is active in

i most just use it for steams and vc with people

[distant heart]

up 2 you

im already in like 30 servers

[nimble cipher]

sure im bored

[dense kayak]

Taco Bell.

[timber stone]

Nice

[dim sparrow]

30 is far enough

[steep coral]

Meow

Wait something looks sus

[nimble cipher]

Me

[steep coral]

Much better

[dim sparrow]

no

[steep coral]

Holy shit i need to get more images for the next few days

[vale cipher]

Yo want some coffee?☕

[dim sparrow]

images of what ?

[steep coral]

Algernon, its buckethead week

Me and my friend are participating in it

[dim sparrow]

idk this event

[steep coral]

I know

[nimble cipher]

I prefer tea

[steep coral]

Its because I made it

Its just sum'n for me and homie to have fun with

[vale cipher]

Eh okay one tea coming🍵

[steep coral]

Coffee bad

[vale cipher]

No if you don't drink too much coffee

[steep coral]

Caffiene fucks with me

It'll give me heart palpitations

[vale cipher]

Aw F

I didn't know you were allergic to caffeine yeahm sorrym

[steep coral]

Oh no Im not allergic to it, its just having too much fucks with me

And too much is like- not enough for average coffee drinkers

Literally had green tea when I was little and ended up thinking I was having a heartattack

[jaunty glacier]

Barb no!!

[steep coral]

Foods and stuff that are low in caffeine is fine

[tough fox]

Confused

[steep coral]

But like-

[tough fox]

But I'll take it

[steep coral]

I wont take any chances with coffee

[jaunty glacier]

But chocolate ok?

[steep coral]

Yeah

[jaunty glacier]

Ok good safe good. Coffee suck anyway

[steep coral]

Lasttime I had one I think it was either because of stress or this chocolate I atw

Ate*

I had like 5 pieces of it

It was dark chocolate

With salted caramel in it

[jaunty glacier]

That sounds rich as hell

[steep coral]

It wasnt too bad

[jaunty glacier]

I think I have a blood pressure thing I need to doctor discover

[vale cipher]

Every day I usually drink two cups of coffee lol or drink warm chocolate milk

[jaunty glacier]

Heart stuff is crazy folks

Bro warm chocolate milk???

[vale cipher]

It relaxes me tho

[jaunty glacier]

Drink hot chocolate pls

[vale cipher]

Yeah that was i mean

Sorry lol

[steep coral]

I had warm milk before

Its not too bad

[jaunty glacier]

Okay that’s it back to bed for me!!

[steep coral]

Not something I'd drink everyday tho

[opaque monolith]

Klaaaaaaaaaaut

[steep coral]

Klaubty

[jaunty glacier]

Hi ho DT 🤪🤪

[opaque monolith]

Oh hiiiiiiii

[nimble cipher]

Hi klaü

[steep coral]

How was your dindin with Mrs.Klaut?

[opaque monolith]

[jaunty glacier]

Howdy user

[jaunty glacier]

Mmm she actually was having stomach ish so postpone

[steep coral]

Ķłàú

[steep coral]

[opaque monolith]

bono i cant stop my feeling

bono bono bono

[steep coral]

Bobo

[opaque monolith]

[steep coral]

Me when

Me when I have to

Survive 6 turns

My team when- when when the

When the enemy hits just once

[nimble cipher]

Pp

[steep coral]

Crying sound effects

[golden ivy]

hello

[steep coral]

Hiya

[golden ivy]

how many kids are up on this cringey morning

[steep coral]

Kids.

20k peeps

[golden ivy]

yep

[nimble cipher]

At least 3

[golden ivy]

lol

[timber stone]

Me rn, pk

[steep coral]

[golden ivy]

What do you guys think does a programmer need a degree to work at big company like google?

[analog crypt]

Programming degrees are a waste of money if you're not taking it through to doctorates, thus are only programming to make data models and such

[timber stone]

Thank you

[steep coral]

No problemo 😳

Hows your saturday?

[timber stone]

So far, full of stress but it's uhhhh going

[golden ivy]

the 1part ok but 2part what do you mean?

[timber stone]

How about you though??

[analog crypt]

Most STEM doctorates (maybe not math) end up having a programming aspect since data science is a big part of it, and you don't want to spend time manually working out aggregates from large data sources. Typically it's all python all the time

[golden ivy]

I do my stuff in js

[analog crypt]

Otherwise there's no real point in spending university level money on essentially being taught the basics of programming. You can do that for free and it largely comes down to your frame of mind, rather than understanding

A co-worker of mine puts it in quite a good way - there's a range of difference between a programmer and an engineer. An engineer can work through a problem whilst also thinking ahead to maintainability, impacts of cahnges elsewhere in the codebase (assuming it's a decently sized project), process transferrable skills in the "programming" space. A programmer knows how to code

A university degree can't teach you to be an angineer

(obviously it's not quite as black and white as that description, it's more of a genral summary)

[signal flame]

?

[opal cloak]

Oof

[steep coral]

Its doin ok

Also sorry for late responses, was helping my dad with some things

[distant heart]

bonk

[jaunty glacier]

helo!

[balmy wren]

halo

[jaunty glacier]

we are all in this together folks

[balmy wren]

mm like that super old song

[steep coral]

All in with what

[distant heart]

@jaunty glacier

[foggy iron]

https://twitter.com/hyxpk/status/1441432256745074696?s=19 by @ hyxpk

Diva (@hyxpk)

She's waiting for the rats to come.

Retweets

2557

Likes

15174

Twitter · Sep 24, 2021, 4:00 PM

[timber stone]

Dw bro!

[timber stone]

So that's how the plague happened

[steep coral]

Im drinkin coffeeeee

Its not too bad

[timber stone]

Don't get me wrong, I love rodents but that's not sanitary or safe or smart

[steep coral]

^

[timber stone]

Oh well that's good, pk!

I'm not much of a coffee person :P

[steep coral]

Now lets hope this coffee doesnt fuck me up

[timber stone]

Pffft

[steep coral]

This is my first time drinking coffee

First time having it- like- a legitimate cup and not a few swigs outta someone elses

[magic osprey]

I've been drinking coffee probably since the age of 9

[jaunty glacier]

pings are nuts

[timber stone]

Quite off topic, almost too off topic

[golden ivy]

hello kids

[signal flame]

Hello children

[golden ivy]

Top of the morning to ya laddies

[signal flame]

"What's up bros, my name is PEW-DIE-PIE!"

[golden ivy]

:P

[signal flame]

:D

[steep coral]

[tough fox]

Dang it

[golden ivy]

so what yall are doing today

[steep coral]

Nothing

Actually never mind I downloaded like 30 images from twitter

Thats one thing I did

[golden ivy]

lol

[nimble cipher]

hi off topic

all good planes can detach any part at will

am i right or am i right

[nimble cipher]

what is it pk?

[jaunty glacier]

yes its time to ask
a - ask
s - a
k - question

[timber stone]

I was about to say one but nah, not worth it 🗿

[steep coral]

Are balls sussy or is sussy the balls

Oh

Fuck

Did I login

Yesterday

[nimble cipher]

Both are sussy

[steep coral]

Understandable

[nimble cipher]

Sussy ballmogus

[timber stone]

SUS

IMPOSTER

[nimble cipher]

God damn it

I just did some amoegus imposter situation

Anyways now the whole story is kinda fucked

[timber stone]

Lmao

[nimble cipher]

God damn it

They killed both

[distant heart]

Sussy

[obtuse jetty]

Coffee will fuck everyone up if they drink enough of it

[nimble cipher]

Chubby emu video

But yea

To much caffeine

[timber stone]

Relatable

[nimble cipher]

And your muscles can start ripping them selves apart

[timber stone]

Well, soda ain't good for you either

It's been proven it can literally dissolve your teeth

[nimble cipher]

Uea

[timber stone]

There aren't a lot of mass produced healthy food that people think tastes good

It's difficult to get something health that tastes good let alone mass production

The same applies for drinks :P

[golden ivy]

hello mates

[timber stone]

Howdy

[golden ivy]

im back from death

[timber stone]

Zombie

[golden ivy]

no

[steep coral]

PHEW

[timber stone]

PK!!

[left parrot]

hi

[steep coral]

Dazai!!!

[golden ivy]

i simply respawned

[steep coral]

Hi y'all

[golden ivy]

hello to all

[timber stone]

How is your coffee goin'?

[golden ivy]

lol

[timber stone]

Pk istf

[steep coral]

Iahemsjend

Coffee actually tastes pretty good

[timber stone]

Noice

[steep coral]

I wont drink it often cause big caffeine intake prolly isnt good for me

[timber stone]

Yuh, look at you caring about your health 🥺

[steep coral]

😭🙏

My body is messed up enough, dont need caffeine addiction too

[timber stone]

Lmfao

[steep coral]

I do have a big sweet tooth tho

Which has lead me to getting a few fillings in my teethies

I think- five or seven

Genetics said "Equivalent exchange bitch"

[nimble cipher]

That moment when boop cards are 1 in -1 bil

[steep coral]

I got strong nails but sensitive teeth

[nimble cipher]

Get teeth nails

And nail teeth

[steep coral]

No I like having strong sharp nails

[nimble cipher]

Bite with a back handed slap

[steep coral]

Im gonna be very excited when I can paint my nails black and add red highlights

Ahem- ahem-

https://tenor.com/view/tricky-gif-21970059

[nimble cipher]

That would be cool

[steep coral]

Nails

[nimble cipher]

Smexy

[steep coral]

Literally the only reason I wanna grow them out a bit and paint them black

[nimble cipher]

Fr?

[steep coral]

Yes

Jesus

Why do some people like lightmode

Ion judgin but like

How?

[obtuse jetty]

my pfp is a preview

[jaunty glacier]

light mode is bad

bade

[steep coral]

My profile is literally just Algernon finally existing on discord

Hes just r e a l n o t f ak e

[timber stone]

Facts.

It's so... bleh

[obtuse jetty]

can't argue with that big brain logic

[obtuse jetty]

It just hurts tolook at at night

[nimble cipher]

I love it

[steep coral]

Sure

I bet your eyes are burning

Looking at it

[timber stone]

I find it funny when people say they're gonna do something, and it's not something difficult, but then don't do it

Like, it's not hard to do what you said you would pal

[timber stone]

I'm so glad my phone has a built in darkmode that auto-changes things to the darkmodes of things

[obtuse jetty]

Yesss

[nimble cipher]

i stare into the sun a lot

[obtuse jetty]

I don't get how people respond to shit like lol and omg. like bro

[timber stone]

Your poor eyes

[obtuse jetty]

It hurts just when I'm looking at it.

AND I'M FRICKIN SNOWBOY FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[steep coral]

Ehhh it depends

[obtuse jetty]

Maybe they don'thave what they need

[timber stone]

Well in this scenario, it would be the best for everyone

[nimble cipher]

weakling will perish when the war comes

[timber stone]

I can explain in dms lol

[steep coral]

Go right ahead! 🐱🙏🙏🙏

[timber stone]

It's just funny cause it's not hard, all they need to do is go through with a simple action and it's not even much

[steep coral]

I just try to think about why they cant do it, I've been in a bad burnout before, and doing simple things was exhausting

[nimble cipher]

im a little confused

[obtuse jetty]

I fucking swear if nuclear winter comes you'll die and us dark mode users will be used to the dark

[nimble cipher]

you fool

i train my eyes in both arts

at day

ultra dark

at night

the unmatched power of the sun

[timber stone]

It's me trying to be subtle but apparently I'm too subtle lol

[obtuse jetty]

Bruh i once fucking stared at the light for 3 hours straight

It hurt

and traumatized 8 year old me probably

[nimble cipher]

skill issue

[obtuse jetty]

but i did it

Oh

I was also glow in the dark for some reason

[timber stone]

Well the thing the person needs to do, is live their life while ignoring someone on the internet
Not a big star or celeb or anything, just a simple user

[obtuse jetty]

My elder cousin was surprised I was sleeping beside him once

Thought I was a ghost

[nimble cipher]

i thought for a moment u said elder scroll

[obtuse jetty]

You

You're finally awake

Or am I in the wrong game

[nimble cipher]

right game

well

different games

[timber stone]

My mom on her phone #relatable #funny #haha

[obtuse jetty]

Not that many emojis

[nimble cipher]

whats wrong?

[timber stone]

I was tryna make a stupid joke cause my mom is old but since it's such in shit taste I added hashtags

[nimble cipher]

ah i see

you taste test shit?

weird flex but ok

[timber stone]

Thank you

[nimble cipher]

anyways

[obtuse jetty]

what does it taste like

I am asking for a friend

[nimble cipher]

same

[timber stone]

Yes uh, I have no new topic

[obtuse jetty]

a friend who looks, feels, acts and sounds exactly like me

[nimble cipher]

you feel u friend?

[obtuse jetty]

In the same plane of existence as me

In the same coordinates

[steep coral]

A new topic?

[nimble cipher]

politics

[steep coral]

HEHE

[nimble cipher]

kidding

[steep coral]

I HAVE

TOPIC

Actually no

[nimble cipher]

whats is a topic

[steep coral]

Its just

[timber stone]

Oh please no spook

[steep coral]

I

Uhhh

[obtuse jetty]

Bwanna talk about beds again

[nimble cipher]

what if we talked about snow behind his back

[bleak kiln]

may I join you? 😛

[steep coral]

I survived several turns vs Shiva without dying in the game

[obtuse jetty]

You don't already do??

[steep coral]

I feel like jesus

[nimble cipher]

we do but shhhh

[timber stone]

Daddy mini god 🥺

[obtuse jetty]

You want to see him? I can help you

[nimble cipher]

daddy shiva

[steep coral]

🐱

[obtuse jetty]

🐶

[nimble cipher]

barbra when cat

[obtuse jetty]

supremacy

[timber stone]

Pk are you daddy mini god??

[obtuse jetty]

dog supremacy

[steep coral]

Yes

[timber stone]

NOICE

[steep coral]

🙏

[obtuse jetty]

Cat shit smells like 7 pounds of compressed garbage

[timber stone]

M
May I worship your

Your

Your toes

[steep coral]

😳

[nimble cipher]

tomes

[steep coral]

🦶

[timber stone]

Only if it's okay 🥺

:0

[obtuse jetty]

what in the discord uwu amogus meme bullshit is happening

[steep coral]

[nimble cipher]

barbra when she is when when she she when

[timber stone]

👄

[steep coral]

Me when I I I I I I I

[golden ivy]

hello

[steep coral]

I downloaded fucking 30 pics worth of shiva off of twitter someone take my phone

[obtuse jetty]

me when I summon the wrong demon to kill

[nimble cipher]

i kinda hope skill issue becomes an emote

[obtuse jetty]

when me

me when

me when I

[golden ivy]

why i keep dieing

[steep coral]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[obtuse jetty]

I dont know

[timber stone]

I was about to do that asterisk shit as a joke but I can't do it, too many flashbacks🗿

[nimble cipher]

i could use a new phone

[golden ivy]

i keep having yo suffer

[obtuse jetty]

My phone is a hand-me-down

[timber stone]

I'm sorry papi pk 🥺

[nimble cipher]

same

[steep coral]

Ok fine but you mustn't go through my gallery

[obtuse jetty]

Everything I own is a hand-me-down

[timber stone]

Imma just

[nimble cipher]

feet pics?

[steep coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mialek-stray-souls-pat-pat-pats-gif-17894648

[obtuse jetty]

This laptop, the phone, the xbox 360, MY CLOTHES

[steep coral]

Ew no im not steven

I refuse to like feet

[nimble cipher]

steve from minecraft

[timber stone]

I appreciate you so much istf

[steep coral]

🫂

[obtuse jetty]

bro hug

brug

[steep coral]

I gotta take care of my homies better than I take care of myself 🙏🙏

oh no

Its

[timber stone]

DAMN, THAT MOOD

[obtuse jetty]

brhug

[steep coral]

[summer yarrow]

@pulsar nest

[timber stone]

Don't even acknowledge it bro

[nimble cipher]

what if you not taking care of your self more is making us sikc

[timber stone]

It's not real Pk

[summer yarrow]

Hello there

[timber stone]

It's not real

[steep coral]

Pretends

[summer yarrow]

@timber stone

[nimble cipher]

its not real

maybe if we ignore it, it will go away

[timber stone]

What :/

[obtuse jetty]

General Kenobi

[nimble cipher]

IGNORE THE SUB HUMAN

[steep coral]

is not looking

[timber stone]

I made a mistake... pk, spook, if I die then I guess it has happened

[steep coral]

[summer yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-baby-yoda-mandolorian-hello-gif-20136589

[nimble cipher]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, dont die you still owe me a 20

[steep coral]

I aint letting my homies die!!!

[timber stone]

Lmfao

[steep coral]

Ultra mega homie hug🫂 🫂 🫂

[timber stone]

I got @'d I am a scrub

[nimble cipher]

🫂

[steep coral]

You will survive 10 rounds worth of cringe due to this.

[obtuse jetty]

😠

[summer yarrow]

Me pro me epic gamer Pog moment chilll8-)

[golden ivy]

i want hugs

[nimble cipher]

its contagious

[obtuse jetty]

what is this chat

[nimble cipher]

🫂

[timber stone]

Gub, why did you @ me.

[golden ivy]

🫂

[nimble cipher]

i like corn

it taste good

[steep coral]

I have killed satan

[obtuse jetty]

Hugs and homies

[golden ivy]

yea

[obtuse jetty]

Maize

[steep coral]

I took over the underworld and heaven

[timber stone]

My mom is still sitting across me tho

[nimble cipher]

why not the univors

[summer yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/allah-big-chungus-godzilla-epic-gamer-moment-gif-18571435

[steep coral]

[golden ivy]

🫂

[steep coral]

Aw naw pls dont tell me she can see your phone 😭😨

[nimble cipher]

im so thirmsty

but me no want get up

what do

[golden ivy]

drink spit

[timber stone]

No dw I changed my password, ion trust like that, not anymore🗿

[nimble cipher]

waht happen

[steep coral]

I dont trust my fam with my phones either

[timber stone]

Okay well

[steep coral]

Phone*

[obtuse jetty]

What forgor 💀 ?

[golden ivy]

im bored

someone kill meu

meh

[nimble cipher]

murder is illegal

[obtuse jetty]

Kirby and the forgorren land

💀

[timber stone]

My mom always promised not to look at my phone unless it was an extreme emergency and she didn't have her phone. My dumbass trusted her. Miss girl was lookin at my phone but I had no proof. She opened it through the camera one time and didn't close it so it caught her mid frame on the open camera app in my background app. 🗿

Like

One sec

[golden ivy]

just leave my rottrn carcuss in a car

[nimble cipher]

oh no

[timber stone]

Nvm they don't do that anymore but the camera would keep what it last saw open in the past

[obtuse jetty]

I remember the time my mom used all my savings

Reason I never trust her

Piggy bank was empty

[nimble cipher]

vore the bank

[timber stone]

And I mean, her telling me I was a failure and my siblings were failures in the Kroger parking lot when I was like uhhhhhh 13 didn't help

[steep coral]

Wtf

[nimble cipher]

oh god

[obtuse jetty]

So go INSIDE the piggy bank?

[steep coral]

I dont trust anyone with my phone

Opening my gallery would mean hell

[nimble cipher]

vore it

[timber stone]

We love gaslighting

[obtuse jetty]

Some hentai tags nowadays man

decapitation

[steep coral]

Its why I get anxious when I let someone see something from my gallery

[obtuse jetty]

I have a shit ton of cringe screenshots of old shit

[steep coral]

Trying the get banned speedrun eh?

[nimble cipher]

gallery is my most cursed place

[obtuse jetty]

That aint even the worst

[steep coral]

Mines is just filled with Shiva images.

[obtuse jetty]

There's the pp inside the pp thing

[golden ivy]

bruh i haven't watched vore for a while

[nimble cipher]

hot

[steep coral]

You guys

I swear ☠

[nimble cipher]

gotta revisit it

[golden ivy]

lol

[timber stone]

MOOD.

[nimble cipher]

if i let someone use my phone

ill delete my search history of most recent things

not that anything bad

[steep coral]

I just- THE FEAR THAT THEY'RE ONE SCROLL AWAY FROM POSSIBLY SEEING SOME SHIT MAKES MY STOMACH HURT

[nimble cipher]

just i will look like a complete fucking nerd

[obtuse jetty]

Guys guess this man's search history

[nimble cipher]

what if they like it owo

[golden ivy]

lol

[obtuse jetty]

"How to chnge discord pfp"

[steep coral]

Dont think my christian grandma, or my mother, or my father would like to see Shiva.

[timber stone]

Everytime someone holds my phone I tell them "Do not open my gallery. Do not open my discord. Do not open my Google photos. It's for your own good."

[nimble cipher]

scp, answers on random shit, youtube, time zone, how to take ss, and roblox wiki pages

[steep coral]

ESPECIALLY a barely dressed one.

[nimble cipher]

hot

[steep coral]

Not only would I disentigrate

I would cry

[nimble cipher]

cry inside

[steep coral]

No

[nimble cipher]

cry outside

[steep coral]

Like literally cry

[obtuse jetty]

I don't think ANYONE would want to see a barely dressed anything

[steep coral]

I do.

[nimble cipher]

i do

[timber stone]

You don't speak for me.

[obtuse jetty]

horny fucks

[steep coral]

Anyw- Username.

[nimble cipher]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[steep coral]

Are you hinting at something?

[nimble cipher]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[timber stone]

I mean, my cat wearing a collar is barely dressed so

[steep coral]

:)

[nimble cipher]

🔇

[steep coral]

Come back here

[obtuse jetty]

Animals excluded

[nimble cipher]

🔇

[steep coral]

If you're thinkin what Im thinkin I will gladly give

[nimble cipher]

😳

[nimble cipher]

owo

[steep coral]

I mean my baby brother hates shirts and pants soo-

[nimble cipher]

ew

[timber stone]

That wasn't clarified

Also

Actually

Nevermind

[steep coral]

Hes a child so- aint nothing gross about it

[nimble cipher]

what is it?

[nimble cipher]

EW

[obtuse jetty]

I don't think animals would want to see you barely wearing anything

[timber stone]

No no, I'll just smile to myself about it

[nimble cipher]

tru

[steep coral]

What're you thinking

[obtuse jetty]

Ew to the child or what they do

[nimble cipher]

SAY ITTTTT

[nimble cipher]

ill power bowser fart gif if u dont

[steep coral]

[nimble cipher]

(wont actually i dont want banned

[obtuse jetty]

o.o

do it then delete it

[nimble cipher]

but i can awalys dm it owo

[obtuse jetty]

jk