#off-topic-chat
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Mario?
Yes
Mario when he eats a purple mushroom instead of a red one
Once upon a time me and my friends were playing a game.
Then my friend sent a fucking blue shell on me
Then I tripped my balls off and died
The end
That makes sense
Dill pickles or bread and butter pickles
Pickle Rick
Death
Garlic Bread with pickles sound like a bad idea
Bread and butter are sweet and yum
Butter is not sweet
You're eating the wrong type of butter
Butter tastes like frozen oil
With margarine
Says snow
UPDATE (7/23/13):
Well shit, audio is back? REJOICE
UPDATE:
Fuck, audio got disabled thanks to Victor Entertainment. Oh well.
EDIT: oh cool. 100,000 views.
apparently, i have discovered that there is an internet fad over at nico nico douga on this "Get Down" dance......crazy
original link;
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5203970
A recommended video
It's from 12 years ago
I mean
By the thumbnail it's already looking good
Smexy hormse
horseco-
Hello bois
sad
Bono
It’s where it belongs anyway folks
0=0

Imma send my shit videos here
Quadratic Formula. Why is it so simple yet complicated
Why are there 2 answers
I miss when there was just one
are you okay? genuine question
I just watched "The Squid Game" on Netflix and fuck am I traumatized.
Just one episode
whats it about?
i watched that too uhh it's alright
Kris Get The Banana
Thought it would be like Danganronpa where it's violence and a killing game without much graphic and uhhhh no I was wrong
it's more of as the gods will
People in debt go into a game, dystopian style, and the first game is red light green light
But if you get caught, you get shot
And it shows that
snipers go brrr
hello kids
hi
I will no longer be able to sleep tonight 
lol
Potassium
oh so another survival type show, saw alice in borderland if that was it name, pretty cool survival show too
Yes, nightmares are hilarious.
Now who can get meh some coffee
no one, i am in class
Oh cool
I was hoping for Danganronpa like violence where it's not super graphic but no-
Oh, ye I do wanna watch a playthrough of that
lol why does it seem like the korean shows on netflix have been way more interesting than w.e else is on netflix
they have a better plot than any western thing i've watched
Corn?
Cause it genuinely better most of the time
Genocide/Cold Route is hard
Thank you, hopefully that helps qwq
Yes I use some uwu faces unironically, I apologize in advance
hello peepx
hi
another day life huh
read kyou kara ore wa!!
?
why
uhhhh secret
Mood
what's the plot
What do you prefer? I'm an algebra person myself :))
do not apologize, sometimes uwu faces convey emotions words cannot
THANKYOU
what emotion does uwu convey? serious question
same
Seems cool
Geometry hurt
i just like solving 
Kinda just a nice calmness and enjoyment
Understandable though, it's so satisfying solving a problem
would susie from deltarune and boscha from the owl house beat each other to death
or would they kiss
Whos boscha
mean girl who tried to kill someone for being nice
Doesnt ring a bell
how dare they be nice
I dont really watch owl house
it's a good show
Deltarune chapter 2 felt like it had more memes.
Liek more nonsense but still a good chapter.
9:45AM The Time It got posted (Today)
Due september 20
lmao maybe due next year
Horni and kalm
Anyways makin a train in a game about planes
Ooo
I swear to god im 1 mishap away from comitting a war crime
why
Understandable, good luck either way pk
I got printer ink all over my feet
It looks like I stomped someone out 
I hate
This
So much rn
I jus wanted to play funni hot man game and relax. But nOOoOOoO sibling do bad sibling be bad
Now I gotta wait to take a scalding hot bath
And I cant seem to find the alchohol anywhere
To get this damned ink off my feet
I remember the time I accidentally hit my pinky foot against not a table, but a fucking 100 degree celcius rice cooker
It fucking bubbled
Yikes.
My cousin suggested to pop it and rub edicine on it
It didn't work and I just hurt and deflated overtime
That was 3 months after the incident
Around late october
... you decided to pop a blister
I mean it was a suggestion
you dont take advice from people if they have no idea what'll happen
They said it worked for them
Medical advice to be exact
I look stuff up before I start doin stuff that might make it worse
YOu guys ever just eat honey on its own
no
bruh totally didnt make an underwater Geode in Minecraft my new base LOL
Nyet.
lol
that's cool, i haven't played minecraft for a long time so idk how it'll look like
I haven't played it since the xbox 360 and ps3 versions got cancelled
Minecraft is kinda boring to me
😠
Haha

That was a joke if you couldnt tell 
Anyways
Whats decoupling carts
what's -(-3)
3
negative open parenthesis negative three close parenthesis
Removing cars off a train
Sus amogus
I forgot that negative of a negative is a positive
undercarriage
And I forgot deez nuts
stun zeed
also when i release the cair i made it where the wheels will be all that reamins while the rest flys off to uranius
yes
oh i think i have notes for that if you're ?? learning radicals 
oh ok just ask if you need help
Guess the answer 👀
The top one
1
Wrong
Its this
Whay
wtf

Still funny asf
You would've think since a teacher made it, that won't be the answer
And my teacher just like: "Fuck yeah school task sounds boring"
YUP FINALLY
Congrats
IM DONE
hello
Usernaaaammeeee
the game?
hello pk
Hiya hiyaaaa
anime?
hellowo
You will refrain from owo'ing at me!@@
sorry uwu
Dont uwu at me either!!!!!!
Im so tired
But I wanna play TAS. 
Agh how conflicting
What does your soul tell you
Who's the mayhaps dude again
Patato?
Yeah them
What about them?
"Mayhaps"
Oh
reminded me of him
Makes sense
kinda wanna play pokemon unite but My palms are sweaty
hahaha
I logged in just as it hit 24 hours
Well then dry your sweaty palms!!!!
I cant
Man
My palms are just sweaty unless there's something cold\
Stairs
uhmm how about playing in front of a fan
Cant Im putside
arrested
I didnt mean to shank her 30 times officer!!!
Officer I dropkicked myself in self defense
I totally didnt mean to throw her in an acid barrel it was all a mistake 🥺🥺🥺🥺
sounds reasonable, you're free to go
Yay!
Officer it was a death by natural causes
Officer its natural to die in an acid barrel 😳
Officer I didn't push her off, I merely touched her really hard
i'll drop kick both of you
Officer I shot him in self defense he looked like he was gonna dropkick me
Gender eqality

"I do not tolerate women who say 'ladies first' but says 'be a man' when it suits them"
i am...
you are?
Officer, I killed every man and woman and child on earth in a fit of rage. It was all in self defense,I cant be a simp!
I agree
Officer I opened my 3rd eye in self defense, I didnt mean to destroy a whole universe 🥺
sleep
Not sleep
Time for what
TAS, twitter, ao3, and then sleep
So your leaving?
Not exactly
I usually check on discord after I play a chapter of TAS
Or an episode
Oh
Actually gonna use twitter rn
er
when your phone turns off accidentally
while on a multiplayer game
https://twitter.com/Uirusu_chan/status/1441212514415484928?s=19 by @ Uirusu_chan
nice art
dead chat
Nice
The charm of silme isekai is that, Rimuru gets powerful, but the enemies get more powerful and more powerful than rimuru and then more that Rimuru needs to actually get more powerul just to survive these encounters
Oh i am coming down
Yay, im on the floor
oh god love is war is slowly becomeing a haremcom instead of a romcom
Sex Juice when Me
Oh E-Yes
Y e s
Oh leg
Ear drum
Oh my god
Sanford
Sans@@??@?!?!(
Sans from deranged beating!??!
Omg????!?!?!
;-;
U guys got any incremental games recommendation ? (pc and mobile but preferably mobile)
nope
Anyoneplay pokemon unite
I installed it but I haven't opened it
Sus
Amongus
amogus
have a dog doing donuts
Why does his pacifier look like tinkerbell's bilbo
Isn't that the annoying dog made by toby fox
Idk
Like, it looks phallic
do any of you read rokudou
No
Like forest rangers?
Pretty good, I've only finished the third and started the second a while back
Idk- you draw circles around Pokémon and they become your friends
Wut
What
Off topic be like
Hot off topic vs virgin general
😳
Bruh wtf why is pk muted
who
pickle got a 30m mute for something he did which warranted a 30m mute
Naaaah no F's. I deserved it 😈
Yeah I know, I saw what she said
Lmao at least you're owning it
Yeup! I dont wanna be a piss baby about simple stuff
30 minutes is like 10 minutes to me with all the shit I gotta do irl 😭
i used to be a god on that game, my specialty was knives
dont play any more tho
I never played it before
Melee abuser lmao
I mean tbh knifes are pretty primitive too
Yeah someone else left the game annoyed because of a melee abuser
Yes this is not an RPG game lol
It's a shooting game
Not SAO😂
bruh knives are for gamers smh
i had my trusty platinum skin knife and needed nothing else to win

Just go play RPG game and you can use knife as much as you want lmao
rocket propelled grenade game or role play game... i dont think any of them should have knives...
Barbra, i like the Discord with the witch hat logo u made
Thank you! 
Saw @nimble cipher had it as pf picture and i said i liked it and he said u made it.

WHEEZE
Do tell
10 yo joined claimed he made.art and didnt even crop out the artist name on one of em
Gub stole art, got mad that i called them out, claimed it was a joke, also tried to get me muted
lol
Just because I "spammed"
Oh yea he tried that
It was a "joke" xD
You sent like 4 or 5 mehah or something
And he claims you spammed
Oh god he is annoying
NOOO THE HORSE
Spin
was that the golden ratio line?
Yes
nice
Were playing fucking frisbee in jrotc
Gartic?
Wait
Jorts?
Don't do garlic without me pls
Im not doing gartic rn
Maybe
Can i join sometime?
Luckily it aint an art contest
Bye prof
Gotta make do somehow
Rooty
Bye rootbeer
Beep boop
🇪 detected
BONO
Deltaruined 2
I gtg go play frisbee
And tonk
i have no clue what this is so its very confusing i dont have the context 
I forgot how good toby fox is at making banger music
why are they on a swan with a motor being chased by a cat in a car trying to catch a banana
Yes each time i hear one of his soundtracks i want to:
I also like uhhhhhhhh but i prefer uhhh
Ngl uggggghhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjhhhh is better
All hi
Yes
😔
Ion got no money 😨
I'm bak
Okay so I retract my previous statement about frisbee
It's fun
Like way to fun
Also
As I was going to the room
I over hear 2 kids
Middle to elements maybe
Idk
Trying to do some trade or some shit
Talking about a trading licence
All.im thinking is this is a scam
But then again Idk what they are talking about
So it could just be a thing in a game
Sometimes i feel like people think I'm gay
I hate my 1st period class
So much work in so little time
That’s life baby
And since my phone has a shitty camera I xant do make up
Tell them you have a concussion and you want smarties and Gatorade
That sounds nice right about now
Right tho
I'm bak
Okay so I retract my previous statement about frisbee. It's fun, like way too fun.
Also, as I was going to the room, I overhear 2 kids - middle to elementary maybe, idk - trying to do some trade or some shit. Talking about a trading licence
All I'm thinking is "this is a scam" - but then again Idk what they are talking about, so it could just be a thing in a game
Sometimes i feel like people think I'm gay
I hate my 1st period class, so much work in so little time
there's how that could have been typed and not taken up an entire screen
complete a thought people!
hi
would be better if discord didnt seperate messages from different times
Well sometimes thoughts come to you at different times rather than all at once-
I ain't in English class, Mrs. Colonol
Yes
cat driver
lol I was only joking, didn't have to duck 😉
🦆 duck??
duck out
Oh sorry
Ride tank life good
You have too much power to joke with the commoners!
hello kids
Howdy ig
finally some life
👌 👌
Kids?

I'll have you know
I-

I'll have you know im a professional Buckethead simp
I aint no child!!!!
lol
I gotta certificate in that field!
I just forgor it was friday
yea
I mean, it feels weird to be called a kid even though I am one but it's funky over the interwebs ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Fuckin' mood pk
I will physically disentigrate if I say something about a buckethead one more time
Just like bucket hea- and then I fucking DIE
Oof
Say nothing about guys in helmets (challenge impossible)
I'd fail it in a heartbeat
Im reposting this spinning dog is godsend
Phew ok im sane again
Anyways, my birds keep shitting up their cage, and I gotta clean it like every week
They shit like every 10-15 minutes everyday so like- it makes sense
Damn
Hi
Poop in the cage to assert dominance
I wouldnt want them getting sick from my bullshit (badum tsssss)
....
I think i have an
BirdsRepic
Do it laugh now
Okay fine ha
I told the shittiest pun ever
Mutaaaaaa
Good job making general chat no longer a virgin

Muta makes good content
I havent watched him in a while
I dont think were having Friday test ever again in 7th
The marching band next door plays so we get some sick tunes that everyone taps to
Amgus
Shhh
Well hello there ducky
hallooo
Geese have teeth
Dont you play dead to a brown bear
Either one the other i think
This is a life or death situation depending on the bear man
The saying goes
If its black,fight back (black bear)
If its brown lie down (brown bear)
If its white goodnight (polar bear)
yes
Oh yea polar bears will hunt humans
Polar bears are the only type to actively hunt humans
If its a bear get the frick out of there
Running makes it worse
If its a bear pet it because its just a big doggo
Also dont run
They can and will outrun you
They can outrun the world's fastest man
Goomse
When the bear is quick
Duck
Goreooms
Mallard duck i think
When you climb a tree to escape a bear and then remember they can climb
Looks like one
Yeah it is a mallard duck
Giraffes are better
Why dont we talk about birds
Sure why not
I like gunnie or whatever they are called
Ducklings are fucking adorable
Love em or hate em
The really loud birbs
No wait why would ypu hate birds?
They poop
Also cazadors exist
Yea
I have a dislike for cassorwaries
I like chickens
They are actually me favorite animal
What he say?
Watch the vid
Watch it
You can pet a chicken at night so much easier
Why not
In class
O ok
What is an autotroph
Heterotroph?
Idk
Sad
Want me to search it up?
Ill take that as a yes
Gimme a sec
Autotroph: an organism that is able to form nutritional organic substances from simple inorganic substances such as carbon dioxide.
Heterotroph: an organism deriving its nutritional requirements from complex organic substances.
Watch the video then
Mogus
What is it
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
Triage at Dawn · Valve
Half-Life 2 (Original Game Soundtrack)
℗ 2020 Ipecac Recordings
Released on: 2020-03-10
Producer: Valve
Auto-generated by YouTube.
(Don't judge pls)
Why would I judge
You didnt judge me for playing a game with scandlously dressed men
I wouldnt judge you 🐱👍


Did you like it?
Brrrr
Sanford California
O k
DEIMOS GET IN HERE
Who?
The fuck is going on here
Yes
Well nickname
Who
Ello
Yes
HAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNKKKKKKK
Hi corn
Oh boy
Yee
dies
My gf just left for work barb I’m allowed to take a nap
Do u wanna see the new glass
Not just marble
Sure
Lookah
That bowl is pretty
Were you eating soup? 
Oh that bowl
Yeah!
Can’t go wrong with a little BS backpack shiva baby
Presently same
I got leftovers to do tho
I have to make a really good dinner for my lady tonight and avoid allergens
Whats she allergic to?

Gluten is in bread aint it
Ye
Tjeres gluten free bread aint it
Yeeee
I have to remember the other two allergens
Chocolate
And uhhhh
Eggs
There
Got all six
So nothing breaded
Yeah she eats some of them anyway and it’s like gastro but I want her to have a healthy feel good night
It fucks with me though
Actually dust is a minor for me too and pollen. Yeah nature is cool
I wish I had the pics on my phone from the waterfalls the other day
Knowledge on plants and animals... 😳😻😻
I was thinking of trying to find a place to stargaze tonight I’m like taking all the adventures I’ve ever wanted
Babe is into plant knowledge she’s such a smart lady
Botanist!!!!
Yes 
Okay birbs must attend too?!??!
Yes!!!
virtual klaut wedding??!?!?!? (real)
I wish my budgies were comfortable enough for me to put small little bowties and stuff on them
Omg that would be hreaven
They dont mind crawling on me and shitting on me
That’s pretty rude of them!
Yeah I’m taking a nap in a second

Enjoy your nap klaüt
I never had nutella
What's nutella like?
It tastes like chocolate
I guess
Intreasting
Dies
Wait when
@nimble cipher Nutella is peanut butter but tastes like chocolate
Oh
Buildin some weaponized roombas in plane crazy
goomba on a roomba
Heinous
How else do you murder?
Bombs?
Running over?
Boring
Why not explosive roombas with missles attached to them
Im playing idle skilling too xD at 2 star damage rn
Bruh I was backreading so hard for the ping and it was HERE
just search yourself in the bar mentions:@snowball
SnowBall? why'd oyu gotta take my ball like that
snowballs myb
On a side note: How do anime corporations censor this thing. Not like they have speech bubbles since it's a speaking thing
Yeah sure his specialty is making artificial skinsuits
But seeriously, atleast wear the cats uit
Sir I dont think thats a good idea to post that 🗿
Either way yuvw already seen it and now youre the only person that can answer my question
Ion awnsering shit 
i have never spealt you'veso uncorrectly
Yuvw
Hehehe
Holy shit
Did I actually win my challenge
Wait eait hold on
HOLY
I HAVENT SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BUCKETHEADS IN 6-7 HOURS
I B EA T M Y CH A L L E NG E
fire boop
binge watched squid game, pretty decent survival show
No
bOwOp
Sus
susssyuwu
pterodactyls would probably be a nuisance, they would piss everywhere, ofcourse we would notice but we wouldnt hear it, because the P E E is silent.
Pee at night and poop in the day
Nobody will see it cumming
does anybody want to autoganzfeld?
nobody want to do autoganzfeld with me
hoy
Damn
I slept through the entire day
That's like 13 hours more than what I'm used to
Wait no
It's more like
7 hours
When you go to another country for your grandmas and they start feeding you this shit
Bruh]
The villain in yozakura just gained tids
wait its a she
WAIT A SEC
It's a reverse trap
Remember this fella that dosen't look like a sperm, this is her now.
wait where the hell did the green come from
the light green
not the text
I'm pretty certain the one in the eye is a dark green
well it's from someone's spirit that died on a car crash accident and it loved roses and basiclly for love and that is why ayla has that eye color
Ohhh
And heres the backstory from my book 1 and two because they are blurry if you try to put the whole image in one photo because i don't have a good camera, as you can see a man drew it because it was the first character to be created for him. And that drawing alive from a spirit.
Basiclly the original idea was to make like a red worm looking boss fight but that didin't fit the way for me to do it which is why we got ayla after redesigning the enemy i tryed to create in my nes game
No offense but it did and nothing will change my mind-
(Has green eyes from someone's spirit)
Mkay
(from a car crash)
K
Damn thats giving me flashbacks to when I made my first oc
My baby boy, Cedar, he deserves an official ref but boy am I lazy
Son of a gun author drew an actual cell and then made it look cracked. Talent
ITS DETAILED TOO
She's choosing something for a dat but this looks like deflated Crimson Chon
This potion made him turn into shulk
The end of qualifying for today's F1 was pretty 
I don't really watch F1, but can you tell me more?
I play a bit of trackmania so I'm interested in the source
Yeah, sure, today's qualifying were a bit... Not too interesting at first, some lil slip ups, very slightly surprising results for the two first qualifying thirds
But at the end, a driver made the call to change his tires from wet tires (because the track was wet and they needed grip more than speed, to, y'know, not crash)... Everyone followed that after he finished his first turn
Two people, at the 9th and 10th place, got bumped to 2nd and 3rd
And another one got bumped from... I think 2nd place (before the whole changes) to pole
Was a pretty sudden and surprising bump, pretty risky as well, but very much worth it
Today
I have a goal for my self
And that is to give the roombas the unmatched power of the sun
And the sound of backed up traffic
Nice
Hello dazai
Oh hi dark twace
Oh hell yes my boi
I missed that btw ;-; so i asked my cousin about that result
What is F1?

