#off-topic-chat
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welp that is night for me ;-;
Oh you sweet and poor innocent child
😳
i guess i dont get the joke then
Ooooooooh poor tourmaline
klaut try search darktrace tho
Cursed to exist with us tainted creatures
when i search antigena it just comes up with darktrace cyber security stuff lol

||gottem||
You got Darktraced
Ok I pull up, hop out at the after party
wow u really got klaut with the cyber security bait
Redditors of this server. Which side are you on in the horny vs bonker war
ew reddit
Thats why, ladies and gentlemen, The Darktrace Masterplan is veri gud
who bought them
why are u asking for reddoters here smh
You're on the wrong subs
imagine using reddit in 2021 and not being a corporate shill
I hate other horny people
also the cybersec bait is yeees

ah im not a reddit user
keyword other
My homies are an exception
so im chiiiiiiill
It has private servers where you just talk
Yes
horny homies = hornmies
are you saying reddit is the new discord??
but discord is fine why change 
private subs
onlyfans???
discord better
discord has better memes
da
and memes are allthat matter
I go to twitter for my memes
Someone posted there that they proposed to their gf and they said yes. It was #84, they were a frequent commenter
yt ftw
Controversial posts usually have a bunch
Twitter cancels everything nowadays
almost
say, folks, why is this journemanman trying to sell us on reddit? who are they reall working for?
ive never used twitter, isnt that where you go to get mad and argue
tiktok bro, I saw a tiktok about someone having a fucking emoji for a neopronoun
mostly
twitter is like domestic girlfriend, it's so trash, it's cancer. But you always come back to it because of muscle memory

reddit is like that one annoying guy in the back of the class that raises his hand for everything
ah yes tiktok is moar bad
it's more like "reddit is the one that drags everyone down with him"
Peter real
I use twitter just for ||Darktrace||
H!
Bro, reddit is just a glorified pron site with memes and maybe sometimes something interesting
WOA not peter parker
Though he is cute
I meant the other peter
fuck off bro thats a repost
KLAAAAAAUT.
BRUH
Hello 🅱️eter
oh peter bible??
Klaut I will kill you
Petrolium?
peter piper?
Peter Pan
Peter Bonnington?

Bono
peta?
me when barb threaten me with a good time :h :h :h :h
Peter Piper went to pck a pint of pickled pepegas
Im threatening you with a terrible time
Klaut
||Darktraaaaaaaace||
Who are you sans with extra steps?
pickled pepegas are my favourite
@jaunty glacier
please don't post roblox cbt 😦
"Harder"
😳
H o r n e r
Bob Joe Mama
NO
honk
folks my chest hurts, is this it

Me when peter is standing outside my fucking window
id like to thank my family and my
is this the end

farewell klait it was nicd k oweing you
alrifht autocorrect decidrd to fail
Mcdonalds

i rely on autocorrecr at 12:41 am
lmao

hey stfu for a second i need to tell barb something
why autocorrect
hi
I refuse your opinion
Goodbye now 

Ok I pull up hop out at the after paaarty

me when pull out hop up
me when
any anime/manga fans
Klaut once you seen the ||Darktrace|| you cant unsee 
i wish i had like 6 angry emojis for that dt u got me hekcin
Wooh folks I feel woozy
WATER !!
idk why i always confuse samosas with mimosas
isnt mimosa a pokemon
I have shit memory
😠😡
😠 and >:|
oh i suppose not then
Juan
juan 🙈👀🔥
juan is mysterious but who posted it
Mind Blown
Why was there a horse on a balcony
juan is the number 1 cause of flying horses in spain
M a g i c
J U A N
the real question is why isnt your horse on the balcony
I live in spain without the a
the real question is what have you done
Our
uhhh
and thensome
i want to become batman now
Klaut try ||Splunk||
not a cybersec bait
I dislike both myself and everyone else
i am NOT googling that word
I'm gonna go spelunking in minecraft
ey thats different lmao
its clean unless you look up the slang definition
what Idleio
iolon
IdleOn was an IO game all this time
ok this chat is annoying now bye
Oh i forgot to set the sentinel trap
IoIo
sad bye
welp
later
wanna talk about food
The slang def is spelled similarly
wait is that a slang too
defense or definitely
i thought its a company name
Any of yall play trackmania
No
i do but im shit at it
I can't even uberbug
nope but have seen it
Where did klaut go
gone :(
dude i cant even drive a red map
@jaunty glacier dont leave me here with theeemmm

I author medaled 12 out of 15 White Tracks and 1 red track
ok
And that was by pure luck
snowballs get out
They're talking about BORING stuff klaaaut
barb dont worry

SHOO
also ||Cybereason||
i see were both pretty bad then
No
Melt the snow
Bro, did you know, if you hold right click at the menu in nations forever and type "unlock" you unlock every track?
who the hell made this gif its terrifying
So that's where dad went
Klaut these hot chips make me feel like im tripping
why is there not a single good pissing in the snow gif
yes i did thanks to wirtual
barb LSD chips experience real???
still doesnt help the fact i suck tho
I feel empty headed
Cybersec Bait
it sounds malnourishy barb
hehe boi
Its fucking up my stomach I think 
BRO E05 TOOK ME ALMOST 1 AND A HALF HOURS TO COMPLETE
Perhaps
then don't spicy so much!!
I have an addiction to these things klaut
i had like one bite of chicken to eat yesterday and not really anything much the day before i think a spicy chip would kill me
When you're on your last lap in eo5 bt you accidentally press hard respawn
I dont recall having a filling meal
my chest huuuuurts
In a bit
Klaut dont forget
I have more cybersecurity baits and traps
Mainly just eating junk
Heartburn?

Because that tips off the reward system in my brain
klaut hold on dont die on us
dont have a dinner
aight it's 11, I'm goin to browse youtube until I fall asleep

yes
hubtube
Klaut maybe you should get that checked out
I dont want anyone dying on me 
its prob just from malnourish
i ordered foor yesterday ok
chinese
and i got one bite in
Well nourish yourself then 
F
You let the fruit flies take over your food?
that fookin fly
INSTEAD OF CATCHING THEM WITH YOUR HANDS AND CRUSHING THEM 
kill da flyyyyy
yeeted like my bowl of nachos i dropped yesterday and got so demotivated that i didnt eat anything
welp
youtube broke. Suffer more
I remember my dad made me a taco
IT Crashed
dude fix youtube please you just keep killing the convo
And my siblings kept wanting to eat it
go suffer
That's my purpose
I let them have it and my dad was like "wAnT sOmEtHing elSE?"
just eat faster
I was so pissed I didnt want anything else
aggresive eating
No he made me give them bites

Aight youtubes back again and I need to do the tasks in w1 since I dont have a character in tree stumps
BYE
ok lmao bye
I will now be mad at my dad and siblings for something that happened a year ago 
lmaoooooo
me when the barb taco (1 year old) was split and shared and then eaten (but not only by barb)
Same
me when not moving on from things 10 years old
Upsetting memories upset me
yes
well... yes
come to think of it i don't think i've talked to my brother in almost 10 year
I know
the most painful one is when i tried my best, getting good scores but ended up being 21st on the class rank
You have a brother? 
fuck that
he Dead To Me, folks

y u h
dang
beat the shit out of my a lot growing up, fucked up a lot of life opportunity. gotta keep distance
meanwhile me having brothers but they are far away:

i have 2 sisters AND a brother who are too
My brother is sleeping in his room
also my 2nd brother kinda annoying huhh
why cant family just be cool for once smh
My parents have 6 children
we share the same pain here
barb big family real?!?
6 children and how many birbs!???
fr
They decided to have 2 more idiots

feel more at home in this video game discord chat than i do in my own house
true, mate
I just hate her.
why
barb mixed emotions/hate real??? real
Mixed emotions all the times Klaut
I cant even figure out platonic feelings from romantic 
It sucks
So much
thats a fn mood
Thats why I dont date 
From what it seems, I'm attractive... 
same im not dating
wym this is ur real home now
i'm trying to date again and its prob gonna be chaos
yes
you cant leave
but hey, she dumped me, fair game
ever
this is my main node
Klaut. No. Take time for yourself before you get back into dating
ehhhh like
Very important you do that
its just been such a nonromantic relationship up to it ending
welp yes, fair enough
Understandable.
im aromantic no dating here :/
i kinda need to feel wanted again
ARO GANG
klaut we want you 
Im on a specific spectrum tho
i always dreaming about dt and antigena having a romance meanwhile me being aromantic
Its errrgh hard to explain my feelings
shooooooooooot
I get my feelings mixed up really easily
And I cant tell if im crushing on someone or just really wanna be their homie
Its fustrating

feelings are cringe follow instincts go full monke mode
me when i invent a feelings de-humidifier so barb knows the difference: 🤓 🇭


this is a lifelong mood tho
M a y h a p s
Ngl I feel like im more uhhukgjj uhhhhhhh uhmmmmmmm horn than romantically interested in people????
i need more phones
lmao

The pain 
i think for me one of the problems is, what i value in friends i value in a relationship too so its a naturally grey line
idk if that makes sense still tired
nooooo
Klaut possibly in aro spectrum?!??!!
idk i don't analyze myself like that but im quite a romantic
i like doing petals in the bath and candlelit dinners and shit folks
Someone I can never get bored of 
i have someone like me, this whole discord
Lucky you 
theyrr also fun
i had someone like that and i blew it olks and this is the story of Klaut's 2nd 3rd 4th5th chapter
5th chapter lmao
candlelit dinners are so gamer tho
me when the book too long
solo candlelit dinners
me when i burn the house down being solo romantic
solo romantic ftw
klaut fellow arsonist pog?
ngl i did looooove burning shit when iwas younger
I am the Antigena and now I need the Darktrace
like when we were just starting to smoke i would be the one guy burning whatever house hold item off on the side in high school
friends hated it
all i got to burn was my fireplace :( i have a legitemate fear of getting caught doing something bad and dont have the balls to do it
BARB SELFISH LOVER?!?? (clickbait)
Possibly
yea i rather be a fighter than a lover
I dont know how to return that shit
Im not used to being lovey dovey at all
Quite frankly its sickening to me.
hey if it don't feel right it probably ain't the right person
welp im a cold person and my anger management is shit
Im not cold
also im aromantic
barb ass personality (basic monthly subscription) real???
I have ass but no class 
i'm mixed
Bottass
i remember walking out on a date cause of how unclassy she was being
i got no ass and no class nor a desire to have either 🎉
Mixed bag for me based on first impression
yeeeeeeeeeeees
poggie
H o r n e r
Go into the horner right now!
im not a fan of dogs 
I like dogs
Corner
But I like my feathered dogs
bird person?
Yes
same
I have 2 birbies
i have a bird that meows tho

birbo
i have so many birds i cant count them all 
barb idk why i just imagined you had like 16 birbs
and we only got to meet pickle and pringle

If I had a flock you should expect im rich and have a big house
Which I dont have 
Any
Of those things
well yeh my first thought earlier was "how the heck her family have 6 kids AND all the birbs"
$$$$
We're a normal wage fam. No poverty here folks. But maybe mentally unstable 
i have a big house and lots of birds, im just spoiled, spoiled with money not love 
Daddy's ca$h for real, my friend
I want money 
r e l a t a b l e (-birbs)
I cant wait till I turn 16
Im gonna get a job at some joint
i have 2 lizards as well 
dt idk why i assumed you were like in 20s
Just you wait I'll be able to get an apartment and throw my money away with Mimosas important things!!!@

im just gonna assume everyone is 0 from now on to be wrong 100 instead of halfway
rewind to when they were called splunk
mimosas best money
i am full of deceivements
Drinking moment (real)
Red Bull
reporting whole server underage
yes i liek red bull
tos breakers the lot of u
I could've developed the mindset of a gambler because of a g a m e 
the thought of red bull rn makes me think that would put me over line to death
yes, buy the expensive candy, do ittt
Never again shall I play gacha games
gambling is bad folks
That thing sucked up money I could've used for my budgies
dude when i just started playing this
i went ape
on card packs for a boop
and then found out
they don't come out of card packs until you fight it
gacha bad
lmao
i am also stoopid when i thought this was like the most rpgs
Especially the really grindy p2w ones
yes
yeah i'm glad i never got around to playing genshin i was very hype when it was pre-release but now it seems like a lot of people spend a loooot to just play
to be fair 1% of games labeled rpg or mmorpg are actually rpgs
so i bought the time candies
so many scam ads :(
burned my gems
yes
Genshin looks fun and boring at the same time
bdo mobile gud
yeah i mean i was still buying candies until recently now i'm hitting idleon burnout
its pretty good will keep u busy for a while
bono my phone
(real?!?)
S u s
ok thats it i'm editing it

H
The day someone considers me a cool kid is the day I disentigrate into a million pieces 
I am technically cool because my room is cool

KLAUT NOOOOO BAHAHAHAHAHA
ur already a cool kid
Flushed emote
klaut i love wither ghost
its what ive been seeing every time i see that fast ghost lmao
Cooom
if i get muted its cause i'm about to post in general
Me when Peter
(Not peter griffin or peter parker or peter pan or-)
peter kayuga
Klaut I will roblox cbt you

good luck i uninstalled robxx
imagine ever having roblox installed 
dam you guys play roblox?
I used to
i actually installed it for like 10 seconds about a month ago cause i was like alright fuck it i have NO idea anything about this other than it sucks
and it sucked so much that i don't think i ever got into a lobby before uninstaall
how is general chat worse than off topic rn btw


i opened the app on my brothers ipad and swore to never touch it again after 3 seconds

and not gonna be long
im gonna do it
when the delete happens before the read happens
lmao
too slow

Got is bossy binted
"dont search up roblox twitter" it was
oh yiker

expooosed
yikes
EX PO SE (d)
i read to fast i never leave the chat
i think i was alt tabbed folks
doubt im too cool
checking My SHipping Info
Ok gonna get an aggie link I hate drawing alone 
yees
@hot cosmos in virtue ethic is most important what person intend to do? like if he want save world but only killing 300 people is it good or bad?
another drawing banner baaaaaaarb
oh he got yeeted from questions-w1 so hes here with ethics talk
idk man id let the world burn
men thatas bad
only bad for the people, everything else would thank me
i join in a few mins barbs
yes pls
morning smonk
Whos biz?
i draw on phone lmaooooo
i dont get it
biz is ethical did they join?
I do too
searches for deez nuts joke
yes.
Biz on deez nuts?
its spelled jeez, barb
MSGK is typing...
Oh dear
he trying helping me 🙂
can yall just have your ethics conversation in #newplayer-chat-w1🍀w2⏳ again instead
its kinda a w1 w2 question
This better not be boring
klaut lmfao
big bouncy juicy
Anywhere
toes
That's a trolley problem case, the premise is flawed and you won't know the outcomes of your actions. But if you want a general premise on virtue ethics, it revolves around having acting in a way that is conducive to virtue, it was mostly popularized by Aristotle who made a basic test of 4 simple bans to things to see if an ethical framework is even feasible. He banned rape theft murder and assault.
yes toes pls
there we go

Uuuuggghhh shuuut uuup
rude lol
this too big words for me wait i do google translates 🙂
Yes
you must also understand ethics don't scale so so whether it's 1 ot 100 people the principle remains the same

Go have boring talk somewhere else
ME WHEN YELLOW NAME AND ORANGE NAME INVADE A PERFECTLY GOOD ONGOING CONVERSATION WITH SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
Cant even join the convo like cool peeps 
jump in front of the train so u dont get to see the result
Your what
morning smonk delay
Ah I see
bong but not bong
ok i think i get it more thx you very much 😃
imagine dms
cope
dingus
ßingus
try not to drown :D
i... really dont know why i said that
s m o n k ?
Klaut hoppin on aggie
(REAL)
Tourma you can join too
aggie?
photoshop but competitive
ty for repostign
i mean
I hate losing 
ok not a competiton but only one will survive
Fuck "everyone is a winner!"
im on my phone and its 1:48 am
so i dont think i could draw very well :D
Thats alright
especially since im bad at drawing anyway
bro they let you use a camera to pick your avatar and then it says file size too large
s c a m
@balmy wren @jaunty glacier @opaque monolith
yes
gn dt 💤 🌝
Imma just leave this here... u either ruin it or improve it... basically up to you
its zipped so nobodys touching that
i don't have any drawing left in me folks feel free to erase over my stuff
klaut low energy (real)
Back hurt folks
barb bath soak real?? (advice)
bring the bath to you
i want to buy more bath bombs
pro tip for survival dont eat bath bombs
thank you thank you come back tomorrow for another essential survival tip
If eating them kills me then ohboy!
sorry klaut this survival tip doesnt apply to you ur already dead
i think something happened with the earths polarity or something cause general is off topic and off topic is pretty general
no i'm not yet 😦
prove
its feeling a bit better already just from water i still need food tho
dehy was a factor folks
well what topic is general supposed to be
idk but its far cringier than this channel usually is
This channel isnt mainly cringey
Its either dead, someone complaining, or someone getting in trouble
or nilla
yeah we are breathing life into o-t
I like this channel

this one too jesus
Zeus is such a cursed god 
Or am I thinking about someone else
Which god was the horndog

zeus drone strike inc
Zoo
s
you ever get so hungry that it flips into nausea
Ngl I dont know what I ate these past few days 
then it flips back into hunger but you're like "what can i even eat... a cracker???"
wanna know how to kill boardom, head to the jungle town and afk
Yeh or that really weird rumble thats so uncomfortable that you sit there holding your stomach wanting to curl into a ball
issa relatable moment folks
yes and then you cant eat cause u feel like if u eat u wull be sick :(
I just dont feel like eating much except junk
no fresh fruit idt
happens all the time
i like eating rounded meals but i don't have the un-depression to cook and make a salad and shit rn
I've been having a sweet tooth lately
i survive on salt and vinegar chips and 2 minute noodles
Start with small stuff like cooking toast and eggs
@fr1edeggs
yea i ought to
And then the cullinary artist in you will awaken
i like cooking a lot tbh its just
cleaning
imagine 1-use pans that you can just throw away after
im the opposite, i cook only for the end result
well yeah but i like being able to make that end result
and i never cook anything if it takes more time to cook than it does to eat
yeah i rarely do but sometimes i'll treat myself
soup dumplings you gotta make part ahead and i'll do those every now and again
loooove making soup dumps
Dumplings?!?!?!
general chat is 🤮 right now
some dumplings (gyozas) taste great and take no effort and are quick to cook, my fav food
fuego? doesnt that mean fire...
folding a dumpling is one of them
oh alr
i guess that's just a pothead thing to call everything good fire
wow general really is a hellhole
1 down
petition for only bandit bob+ to talk in all chats
Goddamnit im so hungry 
have you tried not being hungry
me when the clear 200 makes me look sussy
I do that by starving myself

The whole server is muted for me
off topic chat forever
yeah i need to mute more channels lol
Dnd? Dungeons 'n' dragons?
only discord?
dungeons n disturb 🙂
i have my phone on silent 100% of the time
we should do a DnD game!
i have it on silent but not do not disturb, busy should mute notis that get phone pushed tbh
maybe theres a setting
i've never done a campaign tbh
i'm in if the crew is in tho
never been a DM so i wouldnt be able to do it, we would need to find a experienced DM
part of me wants to ping wargod for that
Idk how to play dnd
@next gazelle so what'll it be folks? will you be our DM
just say perception check a bunch and ask to fight the tower
its not too hard to learn but its hard to master if that makes sense
you wouldnt survive a run with me
go easy on us then
Something that'll probably fustrate me. got it 
hey who said anything about needing to survive
if we all die mid campaign then we just werent good enough

do you ever play games to intentionally do bad
or;; playing just to win with really bad strats
I always create ok strategies
i'm thinking like
depends on who you're playing with, if im playing with casual friends yeah im gonna mess around but if its some hardcore DnD mofo's i aint gonna do anything stupid
win a game of CoD while only walking backwards
I dont like playing competitively
easy make a new account and do the tutorial backwards
bro that is cheesing!!
i don't either tbh
my friends were always like diamond/grandmaster in starcraft when i was bronze and insta headshotters in cs:go and
i'm just a pothead with pothead reaction time
dude, its so hard to be good in starcraft, i think i was silver tops
those koreans aint no joke when it comes to starcraft
Im just a mentally deranged 14 yo with bad taste in games 
deep down, arent we all
wait i thought you were 15 an hour ago wtf

are you benbuttoning
idk man u play idleon
uve never seen benjamin button?!?
No
(or heard of, i haven't seen actually)
lol benjamin button came out in 2008
guy who is born old and becomes a baby tldr
think she was in elementary when it came out
barb infant director real?? (fake credentials)
ban
baaraba
borbalorb
Boora
and here we were thunking we were better than #idleon-gen-chat
we were for a second folks
how is the following cat real
(is) the cat real
maybe snapchat filter and photo degradation
nope didnt see that
ebig embed failure.exec?
nOoOOo
what about this one
i will gift it on soon
have you tried skateboarding around your house
Night
I tried riding a bicycle in my house
what the hell is going on in that picture
Something nuns wouldn't do lmao
Sir your name and photo don't match
Frog nun has finally been persuaded to gives glasses nun her guitar, which is actually spicy nun's mom's guitar
i really don't think that explanation made things better
If you want more context, you could always go and see the rest of the series
Yes nuns do that, 100%
Oh snap you're not a bot
Lmfao
Lemme try translating.
The nun holding the frog gives the hot nun with the glasses the guitar, which happens to belong to some other nun's mother.
okay, i get it now, thanks barb thansk nillsa i
barb my nose is whistling
ok its fixed was worried for a second there
thanks for the reminder
Watch the official music video for Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day from the album American Idiot.
🔔 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/GreenDay/?sub_confirmation=1
Directed by Samuel Bayer
Featuring Jamie Bell & Evan Rachel Wood.
Stream/download Father Of All… here: https://greenday.lnk.to/fatherofall
Watch more G...
whycome?
the mid semester exam
@jaunty glacier @lime estuary wait the link
DT is darktrace lmao
Me
LOL
@steep coral oblig ping
this is gonna be banger
should we post the link in general and see if anyone else wants to join or just go with us 4?
yeah fuck it why not
i have set the gam
we should make a custom words list for a game sometime idleon related maybe
yeah ready
i think so good to go
if we waitin anyway ill dab rq lol
ight lessgo
ope ok klaut dabbo later
lesgo againnnn

