off-topic-chat

[jaunty sun]

Wait

[next gazelle]

yeah looked again and saw it couldnt be oil. i love how acrylic looks on the canvas. theres just something about it

[jaunty sun]

Would it include edible foods?

Like

Trash is food

It is bad

And would kill you

But it is still food

[next gazelle]

nah, just go into restaurant. 1 food pls

you get what you get

[jaunty glacier]

if you like that you should check chris sukut

[jaunty sun]

Works for me

[jaunty glacier]

very much my inspiration on that one

[jaunty sun]

Sooo if I ask at a store "1 paint pls" and they give me blood wouldnt it count as paint?

Like

Basically anything you can draw with is paint

Wait

Painting?

Paint-ing.

Would painting mean painting with paint or would it mean just painting

[jaunty glacier]

ur annoying @jaunty sun

[jaunty sun]

Thats my reason for living boss.

I can see im doing my job well.

But

There are different kinds of being annying

Like

[golden ivy]

you guys speaking of paint?

[jaunty sun]

A genius would be annoying to a dumb person

Because he wouldnt understand it

In contrast a dumb person would be annoying to a genius because he sees him as a simple minded person

But

We sometimes laugh at peopel failing

Falling, or doing something dumb.

But we don't find it annoying

We find it funny.

So

What type of annoying am I?

[jaunty glacier]

!tempmute @jaunty sun 24h regular annoying

[gloomy dove]

🚫 [color] klaütballs, folks 🍪, you can't use that.

[jaunty sun]

Works for me.

[jaunty glacier]

rip

[next gazelle]

i mean, going back to it, no blood wouldn't be paint

you can make paint from blood however, afaik

[jaunty glacier]

theres def people who paint with pigs blood and shit to be edgy

or whatever their genuine reasons

[next gazelle]

yeah but its just a drawing done in blood, not painting.

as blood isn't a product made from pigment? or something

i dunno, its isn't noteworthy anyway lol

[jaunty sun]

Like

They use blood

Pur blood

SO wouldnt they be painting with blood

Like the definition of paint doesnt specify a limit

So

If it follows the rules

Blood would be paint

It can be spread over a surface

And when it dries up it stays

So I suppose it is paint

It follows the rules and all

[daring condor]

@jaunty sun not the same chemical composition

your point is now invalid

[jaunty sun]

It doesnt say it has to be a specific chemical composition

It just says it has to be able to spread and dry.

Your argument is invalid.

[next gazelle]

Paint is any pigmented liquid, liquefiable, or solid mastic composition that, after application to a substrate in a thin layer, converts to a solid film.

[daring condor]

It could be USED as paint

It ISNT paint tho

[jaunty sun]

Paint is just a word for a lot of things

[jaunty sun]

See

[daring condor]

Your argument GIGA INVALID

[next gazelle]

i mean I think its 6 of one, half a dozen of the other tbh

[jaunty sun]

Any liquid

[next gazelle]

oh shit, you have 'pigmented-aphobia'?

[daring condor]

Idk if blood converts to a solid film tho

Argument IN-VALID

[next gazelle]

the fact that he took the key word out to try and prove his point kind of indicates his intentions are purely troll btw Witness, so 😄

[daring condor]

yeah ik

its just fun

[next gazelle]

aye

[jaunty sun]

Hmm

[next gazelle]

but anyway, back to his this soliod fucking advice on some medication I'm looking at.... ready...?

[jaunty sun]

I still hold my point tho

[daring condor]

go

[jaunty sun]

Wait what

[next gazelle]

oh wait, it says purchase

[daring condor]

man they grow up so fast

[next gazelle]

thats just my bad thenm

[jaunty sun]

Tf is that

[next gazelle]

hayfever medication

[daring condor]

what medicine is it?

oh u got hayfever

that fucking blows

[next gazelle]

nah my son has

although I do too

[daring condor]

that blows even harder

[jaunty sun]

No idea wtf is hayfever bru

Never heard of it

[next gazelle]

hayfever - allergies

pollen basically

[daring condor]

Yeah

I have it aswell

just dont get the meds that make you sleepy

some over the counter meds have that side effect

[next gazelle]

i've had it years, i know what I'm about with it now.

[jaunty sun]

I get sleepy when im cutting my hair

No idea why

[next gazelle]

although mine isn't actually hayfever as such - its seasonal conjunctivitis type thing, brought on by hayfever

[daring condor]

specific plants?

[jaunty sun]

Hmmm

I have no idea what your talking about.

[next gazelle]

well not even that. the expert at the hospital called it that

[jaunty sun]

But I want to be part of the argument sooooo: I will say that hafever isnt important

[next gazelle]

but he also reckoned I have Psoriasis in my eyes

that is irrated and flares up with hayfever, so its a proper c***

[daring condor]

in them?

or like on your eyelids

or around the eyes?

[next gazelle]

well, theres no skin on the eyes 😄 so eyelids I reckon (hope!)

yeah inside. so eyelids

[thorny linden]

Heres a bunny pic to make y'alls day a little bit better ♥️

[daring condor]

ouch

thats nice

[next gazelle]

yep, feels like my eyes are on fire

[jaunty sun]

Wheres the head?

[next gazelle]

in the place the head normally goes

[jaunty sun]

I dont see one

[thorny linden]

Hes camera shy

[daring condor]

he is doing a lil asain bow

[jaunty sun]

Is this it?

[daring condor]

ye

[jaunty sun]

Isnt that a dog face

IM confused

Im really confused

[next gazelle]

i believe you to be confused about a great many things, but this? no

[thorny linden]

I cant tell if ur serious or not

[daring condor]

h

imagine the bunny putting his head in his hands

[jaunty sun]

I am

[thorny linden]

He looks like a bunny to me

[daring condor]

now can you see it?

[jaunty sun]

For the first time in my life I am

Huh

Now it looks like a dog face with arms on his neck

[daring condor]

he is not serious

[jaunty sun]

I am

Really

That or I havent seen a bunny face

[daring condor]

I refuse to believe you after we sent SS to you

the brown part is his ear

just look at it from bottom to top

[next gazelle]

https://snipboard.io/cLtobY.jpg

[jaunty sun]

Oooooh

His face is sideways

[next gazelle]

red = nose, purp = ear, green = eye, orange = big old forehead/top of head

[daring condor]

jesus

[jaunty sun]

I get it know

[daring condor]

he did it

[jaunty sun]

But that side of his face still looks like a dog face

At least I can see the head now

[daring condor]

Do you all have any pets?

[jaunty sun]

A dog

[daring condor]

ive always wanted a dog

[thorny linden]

They're cute but stupid

Depends on how well they're trained

I used to have a dog but we had to put him down because he went after my cousin

[timber stone]

The cutie is ducking their head down

[daring condor]

well i would love to get one but my apartment is small

[jaunty sun]

Yeah i play with my dog, but when I throw the ball he doesnt give it back he just runs with it and I have to chase him

The roles are reversed basically

[daring condor]

he has trained his human well

[thorny linden]

About the bunny I literally got it like 5 hours ago I have no idea what I'm doing

My mate was leaving the country and he was giving it away so I took it without knowing anything about them

[daring condor]

smart

have you fed it?

also it might be super scared so spend some time with it

or leave it alone to acclimate

[jaunty sun]

Yeah and when it is like 10kg you can roast it

Put some pepper

[daring condor]

https://pethelpful.com/rabbits/How-to-Help-Pet-Rabbits-Adjust-to-a-New-Environment

[jaunty sun]

It makes the taste better

[daring condor]

please read this if you havent D:

@thorny linden

[jaunty sun]

And don't cook it in the microwave

It really ruins the taste

Of course I am assuming you want to cook it

[thorny linden]

No no I read about them a b

Bit

They need lots of interaction, excercise and time to get used to new enviornments

And if it doesnt work out

Then I'll make him into pate

🤷‍♂️

[fleet folio]

@thin lodge

Put effort into you're suggestions. It is a preference thing for the hat and will never get removed

Onto of that does it add benefit to the game? No you're suggestion is pointless and I suggest to have it be removed :) ty for you're shitty time.

[jaunty glacier]

you are suggestions, spheal

@fleet folio toxic editing, bro, thanks for giving your guild credit for that lit suggestion tho

[thin lodge]

I mean, there have been a handful of other similar suggestions. Thanks to fact the diamond horns have 2 more slots than the other premium hats for those who want to min max yet still want to look at there normal hat, or even not have a hat at all which a second toggle for normal would be swell for. It would be rather beneficial on the cosmetic side of things.

[fleet folio]

@jaunty glacier ty. I take pride in it. As I see others could care less and wanna disrespect having the option to add to a game.

[jaunty glacier]

spheal your sugg actually makes perfect sense lol

[thin lodge]

So how about you quit being a toxic little shit stain and fuck off.

[thin lodge]

I'm aware

[fleet folio]

I use my invisible hat cuz I don't like any of the styles :) I could care less and so many people can agree unfortunately.

Id rather look like a nooby at glance but have shit in my inventory ty very much

[jaunty glacier]

don't understand why a premium hat toggle would hurt you lol

[fleet folio]

I'll keep my wizard hat :)

You suggested to remove a item

[jaunty glacier]

basically telling someone to delete their suggestion cause you don't like it

you're an idiot folks

[fleet folio]

An item that is paid for

Thats why I'm going at it so hard

Reward it

Reword*

[thin lodge]

Also I didn't dislike your suggestion because you disliked mine I did it because it's an excessive suggestion.

And a shitty one at that

[jaunty glacier]

imagine telling people to reword their suggestions when you can't tell the difference between your and you're

relearn your english

[fleet folio]

Nah :^) he can put in in premium shop as a npc for the world's so he can get profit off of it

[fleet folio]

^

[daring condor]

bitch made chat

[fleet folio]

Ty lol

[thin lodge]

Before you go worrying about leaving the map, and given stuff to the vendor. How about the confirmation for map leaving people have asked for, or the auto-looting via a walkover like the goldric copper pick up quest.

[jaunty glacier]

bro, so toxic! are you in hawk's guild?

[daring condor]

I hate hawk

[jaunty glacier]

same lol

[daring condor]

who is hawk?

[jaunty glacier]

no offense hawk i prefer eagles

tony hawg

[daring condor]

oooh the scooter guy?

[jaunty glacier]

he has ckratebors

[fleet folio]

@thin lodge as I stated in my suggestion its for players who don't have a big enough inventory size. After for over100 hrs you won't be able to pick up all of the items

Vender is there to pay if you want the items as such for crafting

[jaunty glacier]

just reword your suggestion into "make the game easier for me"

[fleet folio]

@jaunty glacier its there just gotta read a paragraph kiddo

[jaunty glacier]

hang on let me get my glasses folks

[fleet folio]

Ty

[daring condor]

But Hawk my guy

[fleet folio]

I put thoughts into that. Unlike a accessory toggle

[daring condor]

he is going to add more storage space

and if u want higher carry cap you have to craft bags and upgrade stamps

[jaunty glacier]

what's with your highlander attitude towards the suggestions chat lmfao

[fleet folio]

@daring condor its not about storage its mainly about character inventory size vs long afk times

[jaunty glacier]

just get better at the game

[fleet folio]

I am

Lol

[jaunty glacier]

ok

[daring condor]

he made it like that so you dont progress too fast

its like that on purpose

[fleet folio]

I've just noticed my journeyman was afk for 600 hrs and I was bummed about not being able to pick up the million item drops sadly out of a max bag and max inventory character.

[daring condor]

anyways im off to play league

[fleet folio]

Make the items paid for via though vender :^) also have that in my suggestion so if you don't have gold or plat well then have fun trying to buy "lost items"

He can make it expensive mine was just for reference

💤 😴 I want a ingame / irl age verification for suggestions only because you guys are most likely children lol

[jaunty glacier]

????? no fucking u, bud

[thin lodge]

I was thinking much the same thing, dude's acting like a spoiled brat. Just really not worth my time to bother with him though.

[fleet folio]

@jaunty glacier sorry but unlike a good 70% of this discord server I wouldn't mind showing my face next to my license stating I am of age as an adult

[jaunty glacier]

that's just bragging about lacking internet security awareness

[fierce citrus]

Is anyone else having issues with slow emoji/image loading on discord lately?

[torpid lily]

Not currently.

Test:

[thin lodge]

🌮

Seems to be working fine for me aswell.

Have a Taco

[sleek bear]

does anyone know if steam has the tendency to self implode through the new windows update?

[fierce citrus]

It generally works, but sometimes theres a bit of a delay. Weird

[wispy dagger]

when you shift tab out of game to open the game in web form

idleon on idleon on idleon

[sleek bear]

I wanted to start SteamVR, my whole PC froze, restarted it. Windows installed a new update and now it feels slugish, cant open some games and Steam is dead.

[viral moat]

And sometimes children have better solutions to problems than grown men. KISS principle and all

[torpid lily]

Probably a young adult going through an edgy "I'm too mature and I'm tired of dealing with kids" phase.

Been there, done that. Emotional maturity

[daring condor]

I call 18 years old

[astral sage]

Definitely

[daring condor]

if not younger

[thin lodge]

Dude's been offline for a couple hours let it rest my dudes

[sleek bear]

Okay I learned something new today. Steam can crash so hard it can tank your whole PC.

[weary sleet]

Lmao

[golden ivy]

i love steam tanking computer

[undone crater]

Bro I hate my ex Candice she's mad annoying

[fathom dune]

myspace is old and its for boomers. I wish my teachers would use discord or something else thats better

[thin lodge]

Yeah I heard she has Squirrels in her pants

[gusty rivet]

Whats the point in lavanomics?

[weary sleet]

The point is to earn coins

And buy raffle tickets?

[weary sleet]

Anyways think I woke up bit 2 early today

[crude bloom]

anyone here knows what 1+1 is?

answer my question

1+1=???

[weary sleet]

Answer it yourself

Think hard. We believe in you

[fleet ivy]

I knew I felt someone talking about me

[ember geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JqTvuVoI1A

[fleet ivy]

Everyone always trying to claim me

[jaunty sun]

I really can't read the text there

[scenic terrace]

this is what winning looks like

[timber stone]

Dude

[crude bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-astley-rick-roll-dancing-dance-moves-gif-14097983

https://tenor.com/view/rick-astley-rick-roll-dancing-dance-moves-gif-14097983

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-minecraft-meme-peppa-pig-minecraft-meme-gif-14960039

[torpid lily]

<@&438523268589420544>
Sorry for entire mod shout but yeah ...

[winged sigil]

!ban @barren ravine

[gloomy dove]

Green_tear#0413 has been banned

Reason: Unspecified

[unban]

[torpid lily]

@winged sigil Thank you

[foggy iron]

https://twitter.com/cum_binary/status/1404976617689075716?s=19 by @ cum_binary

puppy🌻(they/he) (@cum_binary)

hime picked the shirts 🏳️‍🌈✨ cringe but free digital gfs

Retweets

125

Likes

543

Twitter · Jun 16, 2021, 1:38 AM

[timber stone]

Bro what, I'm just sitting here

[lethal idol]

jesus christ

so even me scooching over here cant save my eyes

[next ledge]

[as]

A r o u n d T h e w o r l d

[timber stone]

What do ya mean?

I know my cat has a fat ass

[torpid lily]

Your cat is adorable

I believe it's a turtoiseshell

[weary sleet]

You can always feed it to my dog

[torpid lily]

I don't much like dogs, sorry.

[weary sleet]

Good job I wasn't asking

[torpid lily]

Why so toxic?

[weary sleet]

[fleet ivy]

You guys are fools lol. "Hi!" "eat shit and die!" Is the equivalent of half these conversations lol

[weary sleet]

Basically people showing here randomly and spamming shit to get higher rank

Till War shows up and does the purge

[torpid lily]

Well it's expected from 13 yros who are bored all day lol.

At least it's more calm than the call of duty days, jeez.

[torpid lily]

Do you play Idle Skilling?

[fleet ivy]

Uhh

I would if he ever updated it lol

I'm one of the people stuck at endgame

[torpid lily]

I haven't heard since last month unfortunately.

I am stuck on trekking, I don't know how to boost pets super high

[fleet ivy]

Last I heard

[torpid lily]

That's really great news.

[timber stone]

:D She is a tortoise shell!

[torpid lily]

Had one over a decade ago, loved her to bits.

[timber stone]

They're too cute honestly haha

[torpid lily]

I have black cats now, my neighbors are superstitious 😂

[weary sleet]

Probably don't like cats

[torpid lily]

They have a gray and brown one, just old folklore on the black cats

[weary sleet]

Ohh

I believed in that when I was like 7 so, long time ago

I'll never forget my Dad ruining my santa-belief, worst day ever

[torpid lily]

They associate them with bloody Mary and the church of England

[torpid lily]

I ruined that myself

[weary sleet]

Yeah I know what do you mean. I'm from England, Manchester

So I know this one and haha well my Dad spilled them bean's by accident and yeah kinda ruined my day

[torpid lily]

Not to be an old prude but best not to give your info out online mate.

[weary sleet]

Not to be prude or anything but info on me living in Manchester ain't info at all

[torpid lily]

Eh, I've seen petty things for less

[weary sleet]

Unless you're planning on GPS tracking me and stealing my dogs

[torpid lily]

No lol

[weary sleet]

@torpid lily Internet can be a bitch just like my Mom getting text message few years ago, that she's due refund, TAX refund. Unfortunately she didn't knew that this is a scam message. So she filled the form. Next day her bank account was cleared up

[torpid lily]

I'm sorry for the hardship

[weary sleet]

Nah don't worry about it. Got it sorted out for her so she got her cash back. Just saying that yeah there's a lot nasty people out there praying on others and their vulnerability

[torpid lily]

Mhm

[weary sleet]

Anyways time to walk my dogs so have a good day @torpid lily and take care alright

[torpid lily]

You too mate, enjoy your day.

[jaunty sun]

Me is.

[jaunty sun]

I still can't read that

[golden ivy]

my dad has almost 10k hours on payday 2

[patent tundra]

LOL

[dry salmon]

I'm gonna cream myself because of slime rancher 2 with it being on game pass and multiplayer

[weary sleet]

Sometimes I wonder. What's wrong with people. Then I'm coming here and I instantly understand

[scenic terrace]

I still wonder, which dark and musty corner of the internet do I need to visit to get it?

[golden ivy]

everyone gansta till you see the zeal team pull upa nd realize that your on death sentence mode.

[kindred stirrup]

This might be good.

[scenic terrace]

which part of that picture is the food?

[golden ivy]

none

[iron rune]

Looks.... Cold ❄️

[weary sleet]

You don't want to know

[elder aurora]

Oooppp, got mute hammered in the face

[next gazelle]

indeed. i asked nicely first

its only a soft mute anyway

[elder aurora]

Ooop didnt saw your message, sorry 😂

[tired garden]

Man I keep having bad dreams about hogs

[golden ivy]

suspicous

[golden ivy]

Hoggg riddderrrr

https://youtu.be/GyRmkAfpCOM EARRAPE WARNING

[foggy iron]

https://twitter.com/corpsmanWelt/status/1404830578654932992?s=19 by @ corpsmanWelt

ウェルト📛 (@corpsmanWelt)

シマハイイロギツネちゃん
#しまはいあーと

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Likes

646

Twitter · Jun 15, 2021, 3:58 PM

[weary sleet]

Randomness

[placid sparrow]

HHHAAAAWWWGGGGGG RIIIDDDDAAAAAAAA

[golden ivy]

yes

[shell mirage]

I can't place pics :c

I wanted to report domething and ask to fix it

Something*

Btw its on idle skilling and my own fault ;-;

Wait this is off topic

Sh

[sinful siren]

whyd I get pinged twice here

[jaunty sun]

Ghost ping go brrrr

XD

[sinful siren]

@jaunty sun go to florida

[jaunty sun]

go to colombia

[foggy iron]

https://twitter.com/whatsupbeanie/status/1405197360020459530?s=19 by @ whatsupbeanie

🐶Beanie🌸 (What's Up Beanie Book - August 2021) (@whatsupbeanie)

Down the memory lane

Likes

792

Twitter · Jun 16, 2021, 4:15 PM

[timber stone]

Why do you always share random art?

[jaunty glacier]

yo what up devil

[timber stone]

Eyyyyyy

Nothin much, hbu Klaüt?

[jaunty glacier]

liquor cabinets folks

we be emptyin

[hasty compass]

Dolphins are heckin' cute

[jaunty glacier]

valid

[timber stone]

Oof

[jaunty glacier]

swam with dolphins once

[timber stone]

Me in mincraft

[jaunty glacier]

minecraft???? minecraft??? thats why i'm drinking, foklks

[timber stone]

Understandable tho

[wispy kindle]

Minceraft

[jaunty glacier]

i bought it for my gf yesterday and she called me names for trying to set it up this morning so i snapped (straw that broke tha camels back moment) and dumped her

kinda wack minecraft is in my breakup story folks

but she called me a liar and thats that

[timber stone]

Wow

Good for you

That's so shitty she did that

Best of luck

[wispy kindle]

Bruh

[jaunty glacier]

like i didnt want to end shit but toxicity is bad

[timber stone]

Actually talked to an ex I've been hung up over for ages last night, got closure finally lol

True

[wispy kindle]

Nice

[jaunty glacier]

closure is tite

shes gonna start seeing a therapist idfk its a messy day folks

[timber stone]

Good luck

[jaunty glacier]

thanks yo

[jaunty sun]

Inglish.

Espanish.

Chainis.

Lenguajes

Wi al spik diferent lenguajes

Wi ar al hiumans

[eager osprey]

Damn my ex dumped for no reason

I would too honestly I dont like me

[wispy kindle]

Bruh

If you don't have a significant other you can't lose your significant other

[quasi bone]

Whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much put that shit in slow motion yeah l like an astronuat in the ocean

[jaunty sun]

Welp

At least your being honest

[foggy iron]

https://twitter.com/nuavic/status/1405236976069054473 by @ nuavic

Nuavic (@nuavic)

Hello! I'm Nuavic.
As you can see, I'm a big fan of BOTW. ^u^
#artpostor

Twitter · Jun 16, 2021, 6:52 PM

[wispy kindle]

What's this

[jaunty sun]

Angry birds

Zelda of the wild? More like Zelda of the lame

Ah yeah

I was going to try black clover

It seemed cool and all

And I almost broke my eardrum listening to the first ep

Like can he shut up for a minute

He litterally screamed the whole episode

I give up on it

[midnight sedge]

koroks

[golden ivy]

sus

sussy baka

[midnight sedge]

no

theyre not

[jaunty glacier]

koroks are cool and nice

[jaunty sun]

Tf

[golden ivy]

Whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much put that shit in slow motion yeah l like an astronaut in the ocean

[jaunty sun]

Whatchu know bout rollin down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze when these people talk too much put that shit in slow motion yeah l like an astronaut in the ocean

[golden ivy]

gius.

I JUST FOUND OUT

THAT ANTS CAN STEAL CARS

better lock it up

or else they steal it

[jaunty sun]

Huh?

[golden ivy]

didnt bed bugs steal yo bike before?

cuz they sure stole mine

[jaunty sun]

Huh?

[jaunty glacier]

they should hold an award show for who to mute, quc fear or fear

[jaunty sun]

oi

[golden ivy]

BRO

ARE U DUMB?

basicaly

bugs steal yo shit

[jaunty sun]

I am an important member of this group

[jaunty sun]

How?

[golden ivy]

yesterday a fly stole my credit card

[jaunty glacier]

you two deserve each other

[jaunty sun]

A fly can't hold a credit card

[jaunty glacier]

make out

[golden ivy]

and today bed bugs stole my damn bike

[jaunty sun]

Maybe a tiger can

[golden ivy]

nah

[jaunty sun]

But a fly can't

[golden ivy]

they weak

[golden ivy]

ye flies strong

[jaunty sun]

A fly is litterally the size of a pencil

[golden ivy]

ok.

[jaunty sun]

They can't

[golden ivy]

dont mean they cant steal my shit

[jaunty sun]

They are too small

[golden ivy]

BRO

THEY ARENT

THEY ARE THE SIZE OF MY DAMN MOTHER

[jaunty sun]

LIKE

THOSE ARENT FLIES

[golden ivy]

arent yo bugs like that?

cuz mine sure are

[jaunty sun]

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

[golden ivy]

idbfvjier

[jaunty sun]

AREA 51?

[golden ivy]

jibvknwelc ijopk

[jaunty sun]

DGAIS GDKJ ASLKJDI ZLS

[golden ivy]

so ye

basicaly

i woke up

[jaunty sun]

No

[golden ivy]

and they peed in my bed

[jaunty sun]

No

[golden ivy]

they should really learn the bugs s

to not do shit

[sinful siren]

what

[golden ivy]

what

[jaunty sun]

what

[golden ivy]

i wish there was a job

or something

that kills bugs

[sinful siren]

..exterminator?

[jaunty sun]

A fucking fly killer

[golden ivy]

?

that shit dont exist

tf

someone call for an exterminator?

[jaunty sun]

The racket thing

[sinful siren]

it does tho-

[jaunty sun]

The thingy that kills flies

[golden ivy]

no like

humans cant kill them

[jaunty glacier]

a lot of people in here should be muted, but they're just @golden ivy and @jaunty sun

[golden ivy]

a fly swatter?

bugs are to big

[sinful siren]

electric ping pong ball paddle

[jaunty sun]

Oi

[golden ivy]

BUGS ARE THE SIZE OF MY MOM BRO

U CANT KILL THEM

[jaunty sun]

I have an important role in this server

[golden ivy]

your talking about a fly swatter?

they will steal my car for sure

[jaunty sun]

Yeaaah that thing

[golden ivy]

i bet the ants will steal my car bro

[jaunty sun]

EVEN IF THEY ARE THEY DONT HAVE HANDS

THEY CANT PICK UP KEYS

THEY CANT

[golden ivy]

they got like 8 hands

[jaunty sun]

WHERE AR ETHE FINGERS

THE7YA HBQANCS NT

[golden ivy]

fingers?

no need

they break the glass

and they gone

ant can hold up to 10x their strength my man

ye

they lifted my house up once

a few 100 can take an entire car probably

[jaunty sun]

It isnt mathematically possible

[golden ivy]

nah but fr doe

[jaunty sun]

Do the math

[golden ivy]

100 can lift up the entire city

probably a ton can do it man

[jaunty sun]

Multiply their size with the strength it would take to lift up a car

[golden ivy]

maybe like 2000 ants

so yesterday i saw a lion

but he was like small

something like 5 mm

and he was walking on my arm

i had to kill it 😴

5mm rounds

[jaunty sun]

You talking about a cat?

[golden ivy]

nah a lion

bro u dumb?

[jaunty sun]

A cat?

[golden ivy]

LION

[jaunty sun]

A cat?

[golden ivy]

cats cant be 5mm

only lions

[jaunty sun]

A cat?

[golden ivy]

cats are 3 mm

[jaunty sun]

A Cta?

[golden ivy]

you can see that im playing jimmy on my profile lmao

[jaunty sun]

AFA ASHFCAVS'ASD

[golden ivy]

CATS ARE 3 MILI METER

[jaunty sun]

WHO TF IS JIMMY

[golden ivy]

bro plsgo back to school

jimmy

its jimmy

but im scar3ed of spiders

they will lock u up in there own thread

and eat u alive

[jaunty sun]

Bro

[golden ivy]

?

[jaunty sun]

U talkin bout tarantulela?

[golden ivy]

no

a normal spider

[jaunty sun]

Bro

[golden ivy]

of 4 meters

[jaunty sun]

Spider are small

[golden ivy]

nah bro

[jaunty sun]

They just have venumous

[golden ivy]

ye

so like

[jaunty sun]

But they are small

[golden ivy]

if u dont watch out

they spit acid on ur body

[jaunty sun]

Acid?

[golden ivy]

like green toxic gasses

[jaunty sun]

Its venom

[golden ivy]

so ye

[jaunty sun]

And they inject it

They dont spit acid

[golden ivy]

no they spit

if they spit

u burn alive

[jaunty sun]

They would burn their mouth

[golden ivy]

nah bro

they resistent against that

[jaunty sun]

You can't

[golden ivy]

u should go back to kindergarten

[jaunty sun]

Skin is skin

[golden ivy]

bro we learned this shit when we were 5

[jaunty sun]

You should go back to garden kinder

Go eat some kinder eggs

[golden ivy]

look a small one

[jaunty glacier]

its lost a leg

[golden ivy]

ye

the acid

[jaunty sun]

Ez win for the tiger

[golden ivy]

aint yo bugs and shit like this?

this big?/

[jaunty sun]

Bro that is obviuosly kindmaster shopped

[golden ivy]

BRO WHAT?

BUGS ARE USUALY EVEN BIGGER

THAT IS ABABY

[jaunty sun]

Baby my hamburger

[golden ivy]

i cant talk with u bro

[jaunty sun]

I cant nider

[golden ivy]

BUGS ARE 4 METERS

[jaunty sun]

God bai

[golden ivy]

hell nah bro

a damn shitty snail

took my desk

[rigid falcon]

Anyone here know some decent first date ideas I did the impossible and got a chance

[golden ivy]

ight

so.

what u wanna do is

@rigid falcon how old r u?

[rigid falcon]

14

[golden ivy]

ight

u wanna go to a mcdonalds

since its summer

u can also picnic

and shit

[rigid falcon]

Was thinking of that

[golden ivy]

no need to go advanced at ur age

[rigid falcon]

But my city doesn't have many green spaces

[golden ivy]

hmm

then u just go search a place

like mcdonalds

and go sit outside

[rigid falcon]

Ight thanks

[golden ivy]

no fancy wearing

and all shi

bro u young

wear dripped out doe

style she likes

[rigid falcon]

So casual

I don't really usually try to customize I just throw shit together which I think look good

[golden ivy]

YES

[rigid falcon]

My life in a nutshell I just throw shit together

[golden ivy]

mcdonalds

the most romantic place

[rigid falcon]

Shut

I'm a gamer who barely leaves the house apart from school

Do you expect me to be good at this shit

[golden ivy]

🤓

dont ever talk like that anymore

[toxic remnant]

same except i suck at games too

tfw im afraid to talk with people

[jaunty sun]

Ah

I see youve come to right place

You see

I was expecting you

I, fear the woman catcher

Your going to want to do some things first

1st, Make sure you don't spit when you talk

Its a common mistake people make

But its utterly disgusting

And while you may think you don't do it

Check anyway

2nd, Breath.

Make sure your breath smells normal

Like

Not perfect

[jaunty glacier]

How do you not have the no-xp role dude

[jaunty sun]

Because then they will expect you to have perfect breath everywhere

[jaunty sun]

Had it for like 3 days

Had to ask a mod to put it out

[golden ivy]

ok

[jaunty sun]

Ahem.

3rd

No cheesy lines

[jaunty glacier]

You both still should tbh

[jaunty sun]

Like

Don't go telling a poem

Its stupid

[jaunty glacier]

@tender jetty give all of us no-xp

[jaunty sun]

And it only happens at anime

4rd

No anime actions

This is reality dude

[tender jetty]

ive put it on fear

[jaunty sun]

Don't expect to be given cool demon powers

[rigid falcon]

I need to remember to ACTUALLY breath first

[jaunty sun]

Ah shit

[jaunty sun]

Meh

Let the brain do its thing

[rigid falcon]

Sometimes I just forget to breath and have to take a deep one

[jaunty glacier]

Thanks grey

[jaunty sun]

Take notes

ANd

[rigid falcon]

Me brain focking stupid as hell

[jaunty sun]

I need a specification

[rigid falcon]

It doesn't understand auto pulot

Pilot *

[jaunty sun]

Hmmm

Try to imagine yourself as someone with plot armor then?

Idk

Use your own strategy

Meditating before would work too

[rigid falcon]

I already think of every possibility and every fail and or win no ty

[jaunty sun]

No sweaty hands too

If someone wants to hold hands it wouldnt be good to have sweaty hands

Also

Make sure to choose a place with few people

[rigid falcon]

Well at least I got time to prepare because exams are coming and I said after those we'll go because I don't wanna overdo my brain thinking of what to dk

[jaunty sun]

If you choose a place with a lot of people she might see someone else

You dont want that

Oh and

[rigid falcon]

Fun fact we've been in the same class for 9 years

[jaunty sun]

Nice

Bonus points there

Like

Think of it as going out with a friend

Because it is

[rigid falcon]

And no joke I feel like we're the same person from different realities

[jaunty sun]

Don't get the expectation she is just going to beg you to be your gf

That just happens in harem animes

[rigid falcon]

Dude I cringed trying to ask her out and wasn't sublime at all but she accepted

I think some God is with me

[jaunty sun]

Yeah pray before the date

That should work

[golden ivy]

uht76d5rytuyguhj

[jaunty sun]

And make sure to offer something back

Like

1 week without anime or something

It works for me dude

No joke

I somehow passes this years

[rigid falcon]

I barely watch anime anyway

[jaunty sun]

kk wokrs

[rigid falcon]

I do it from time to time

[jaunty sun]

An eye for an eye

[rigid falcon]

But not all day every day

[jaunty sun]

Remember

One final rule

This is a cheesy one

[rigid falcon]

Can't wait...

[jaunty sun]

But it actually makes sense

Be yourself

Like

If you make yourslef someone who you arent and she falls in love with it

You will not be able to keep appearnces

So dont try to be the harem protagonist

Be yourself

Even if your a weeb 24/7

Theres a reason she accepted

Or she just accepted a dare

But dont think about that

Welp thats all I can give you

[tender jetty]

Fear

would you stop

[jaunty sun]

Maybe?

kk im out

Even if its fake take advice

Someday you will need it

Probably.

[rigid falcon]

When i say we are the same person I mean she knows I also hide my true self cuz I hide my emotions when I'm with family but with friends I'm active so I don't randomly start laughing becuase I took in too many emotions

[jaunty sun]

Look

Thats too much text

Take notes of what I said

And idk

[jaunty glacier]

just type in notepad instead dude

nobody cares

[jaunty sun]

Welp

Im out

[rigid falcon]

Cya

[golden ivy]

da,poekfsidbkjne;qwmexfugiyiobfojv uy8 hibjvf AHHAHAHAHAA

[tender jetty]

!tempmute @golden ivy 5h spam

[gloomy dove]

Qucad#4946 has been muted for 5 hours

Reason: spam

[unmute]

Muted until · Jun 17, 2021, 1:22 AM

[narrow solar]

Ah hypixel is full

[tender jetty]

!tempmute @jaunty sun 3h spam

[gloomy dove]

Fear#3475 has been muted for 3 hours

Reason: spam

[unmute]

Muted until · Jun 16, 2021, 11:28 PM

[iron dawn]

Hallo

The chat ded?

Understandable

[wispy dagger]

beans

[torpid lily]

I know how it feels to wear an emotional mask. You'll do fine, just be honest with yourself.

And ignore others who call you a "weeb", animation is for everyone. Just enjoy what you love

[sinful siren]

😂 😂 😳

damn tiktok really be tryna get me on maplestory instead of idleon 💀

[jaunty glacier]

Idleon on switch folks

I almost played MapleStory m for ten minutes

Instead I played five

[sinful siren]

maplestory doesn't look like fun

[jaunty glacier]

It was a time ago

[halcyon holly]

I am on a CS awp server and I am in a call with my friend playing FIFA and he start free rapping and stuff and I can't hear anything, I LOVE IT

[toxic remnant]

Having friends sounds fun...

[halcyon holly]

Not when you need to clutch a round against 3 people who can one shot you in half a second

[flat jetty]

Imagine sleepin

[toxic remnant]

Im not really good at fps games anyway

[halcyon holly]

00:03

[toxic remnant]

I prefer singleplayer games instead

[halcyon holly]

Me neither but sometimes... flicks do hit diffferent

[flat jetty]

Why cant i sleep

Help.

[halcyon holly]

Put away your phone

[toxic remnant]

Maybe thats why i dont have many friends hh

[flat jetty]

I CANT

THERES A GUY PINGIN ME EVERY 10 MINUTES

[toxic remnant]

Drink milk or something

Just block him until morning

[toxic remnant]

Oh my god whst

[flat jetty]

Idk whos pingin

He deletes it after

æ

[toxic remnant]

Mute the server🤨

[flat jetty]

a

Oh thx.

Am to dum

But

Its already 4

theres no point in sleepin

If i sleep i will wake up im 1pm

[toxic remnant]

You still do need sleep though

[flat jetty]

Nah i dont

Sleep is temporary

Games are pernament

[toxic remnant]

You'll probably get worse at games when you're sleepy 🤨

[halcyon holly]

Such a hatred for a character I am seeing

He looks normal but gets insulted anyway

[jaunty glacier]

who u talmbout

[toxic remnant]

Its almost 2 a.m in here, everyone is asleep and i just saw a bug at the bathroom

insectophobia really do be painful

[halcyon holly]

A random character in a manga

Or Manwha

Or Manhua

[toxic remnant]

I spared its life and ran to my room instead because killing it would be too loud and my parents would beat my ass up but im itching like hell aaaaaa

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[halcyon holly]

I am trying to kill a mosquito for an hour now

[toxic remnant]

But flying bugs are kinda cute i think🤨

Like flies, butterflies and moths

But im deathly afraid of every other bug

[halcyon holly]

No

Butterflies are good and all

But these are disgusting things

Flies, moths, they do not represent any good in the world

Nor should they

[toxic remnant]

But i think moths are cute

I want a pet moth

Having a male emperor gum moth as a pet would be so good

Or a pet luna moth maybe, they are cool too🤨

[halcyon holly]

I want Fenrir, Jormungandr and a Turul bird as my pets

Other than that, dogs or rabbits

[toxic remnant]

I had a pet cat once

But my grandpa yelled at me and threw it out

It was soooo funny and it did not end well.

[halcyon holly]

You mean you found a random cat, took it in then your grandfather threw it out?

[toxic remnant]

I mean I adopted it with my mom from the place where you adopt animals i dont remember what they are called

But yeah thats what happened

[halcyon holly]

How long was it with you?

[toxic remnant]

Like... A day. It was probably a good thing i didnt get too attached to it since i was sure he wouldn't want any animals but it was still sad

I would cry for hours if i could, im too fragile anyway

[halcyon holly]

Did you threw it out like in giving back or to just the streets?

[toxic remnant]

We gave it back, since it was too young to take care of itself i think

We still would give it back if it was older but whatever

[halcyon holly]

Phew

Good

You almost made me say mean things

[jaunty glacier]

You can still type those things out as like a draft

Yolo

[toxic remnant]

I'm not that dumb, i wont throw a cat to the streets 🤨

[jaunty glacier]

I drank too much folks my stomach is sad

[halcyon holly]

I absolutely hate, feel disgusted by and feel contempt towards people who abuse, hurt or mistreat animals

Even though I am not a cat person because of allergies, still

[toxic remnant]

Same

[jaunty glacier]

Animals are basically folks that use their instincts instead of going to school, folks

[halcyon holly]

Animals are rather an image of our past selves, yet still completely helpless

[toxic remnant]

Ayo drinking too much isnt good i think i never used alcohol anyway but still be careful 🤨

[halcyon holly]

Animals are kind of funny, how they are a representation of what we despise yet we still need
We think that being clever and having knowledge is the best, but there will be times when effort and will be more important

[toxic remnant]

Arent we all helpless too, though? We cant even survive on our own

[halcyon holly]

That's what you ought to change

Except infancy, you should be able to survive on your own

It doesn't matter which race, none can survive during that time on it's own, well at least to my knowledge, and btw I mean race not in that way

[jaunty glacier]

species, folks

[halcyon holly]

Oh yes, though in my language it is kind of different

[astral sage]

Good to know the word for whe you are speaking in english

[halcyon holly]

Though I always laugh on the word race, back then people even called other nation's people a race

[jaunty glacier]

the only race i acknowledge is the INDY 500 folks, very fast cars

[halcyon holly]

The only race I acknowledge is dwarves

[jaunty glacier]

how is there no dwarf emoji wtf

[toxic remnant]

:dwarf:

[halcyon holly]

It is 1am

The time perfect for singing dwarven songs and chants

[toxic remnant]

Ight lets sing then

[halcyon holly]

The song of hammerdeep

[toxic remnant]

Its 2 a.m in here and the scary thoughts™️ are getting worse so i'll sleep now

Good night, y'all

[halcyon holly]

Good night

[naive beacon]

[halcyon holly]

Ah cogs... Always turning.. good to hear

[iron dawn]

We cant post pics now :|

Woop

[golden ivy]

aww we cant actually post pics

[timber stone]

That's happening to me too on other servers as well

[sinful siren]

did discord break

it's not working in dms either

[timber stone]

Yuh

[past surge]

any other idle games u guys play?

[jaunty glacier]

Melvor sometimes

[timber stone]

Idle Slayer is p good

[jaunty glacier]

I played eggs inc for a min too but meh

[half hatch]

discord was having issues with pics, its fixed now

[jaunty glacier]

Imma try slayer thanks devil

[half hatch]

@weak swallow why'd you wanna know how long I've simped for rem?

[weak swallow]

yes

[half hatch]

no, i mean why?

[timber stone]

:D

[golden ivy]

what should i draw

[half hatch]

NSFW content :p

[acoustic timber]

I came when I heard NSFW

[jaunty glacier]

Draw a pigeon doin math

Or meth, dealers choice

[golden ivy]

draw jimmy from payday 2 doing a line

[jagged vigil]

would someone with a character whose name starts with a capital P come to key world 1 W1 town and say "1 star, game sucks!"

[timber shell]

minecraft

[timber shell]

just hope the anti horny cheems won't go to your house or-

[smoky pewter]

how to screen shoot in lower windows?

[manic compass]

My power went out, can’t get past a black screen after loading screen on the steam client now.. I’ve uninstalled and reinstalled. I can play on browser, but anyone have any ideas??

[foggy iron]

https://twitter.com/oxcoxa/status/1405286054748319748 by @ oxcoxa

Ox ✨ (@oxcoxa)

Metroid Dread: Fusion Suit Samus 💙❤️🤍

Who else is SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME!?

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[jaunty sun]

kk got recommended a anime

Im not longer going to take suggestions

Now I know why it got cancelled

[noble portal]

oh. im still banished to the shadow realm. welp.

[weary sleet]

wut

[noble portal]

cant talk in idleon-only-chat

[fathom dune]

Guys can you please recommend me non fps or pay to win games because my mom wont let me buy video games. Im 17 and I still dont have a job. Me and my mother are poor.

[golden epoch]

League of legends

Idleon

StarCraft 2

3 amazing free to play games

[tired lantern]

I'm a dumbass and might have got a girl to like me enough to u know do the dirty wit me

[fathom dune]

League of legends has a toxic fanbase and it will take away your life.

[tired lantern]

Yes

[fathom dune]

Idleon is great so far starcraft 2 i dont know.

[golden ivy]

anybody else play Valerie

Valorant

Lol

[golden epoch]

You're the problem

People who bitch about toxicity, are cringe. Just mute rude people. League is just like being an adult.

U think people are nice irl 😂

[toxic remnant]

I just had a dream where there was like a zombie apocalypse but with ENAs instead of zombies

[golden ivy]

Take cars

Cats

My cat just jump scared me

[fathom dune]

some people are nice some people are not I played tf2 before and I know theyre not nice bc theyre bots/hackers

[sterile anvil]

Just here looking for my guild leader luckier luckgod dont mind me...

[golden ivy]

https://www.bol.com/nl/p/xiaomi-redmi-airdots-draadloze-oordopjes-zwart/9200000115789323/?bltgh=uQySIdNwnQ--Yib5vzNJnQ.2_35.36.ProductImage

ima buy this shit

bro

[peak terrace]