Only with enough technology if we could manage to literally stare at the god's eyes
#off-topic-chat
golden ivy
But that technology might as well just be science fiction
It's all a maybe with God and higher beings to me. I don't understand fanatics that believe it with 100% of their being.
Attributing their success to a god
God's plan
Hence I am not religious
stone tapir
There are divides
golden ivy
People excusing their bad behaviour based on their religion is also something I don't like
stone tapir
Yeah
topaz quarry
Yeah
topaz quarry
Wait what
stone tapir
You havent heard?
topaz quarry
Nope
golden ivy
Haven't eithee
stone tapir
This guy went on a murder spree in new Zealand killed a entire mosque full of muslims and then went to another
The worst part
topaz quarry
They were a Muslim as well weren't they
stone tapir
Is that he even shot at people on the road
topaz quarry
Or that
stone tapir
I watched the real footage
You can hear them begging
And praying
Its cold
If that can describe it
topaz quarry
I don't understand how people can bring themselves to do such things
topaz quarry
It's inhumane
stone tapir
They were a Muslim as well weren't they
No a catholic extremist i believe it said
golden ivy
Human brains can get so weird.
golden ivy
Which can get brainwashed so easily, make them go against any logic or rationale
golden ivy
The mysteries of the brain are still many and veiled
topaz quarry
Yeah
stone tapir
Just take H.P. Lovecraft
topaz quarry
Like how does it use bits of electricity to control our arms and legs
stone tapir
Thats a mystery in a mystery
Or you know LOTRs was made by a soldier
Who was suffering
A entire fantasy world made to cope with suffering
golden ivy
How can the brain create such vivid fantasy worlds
And human characters
Still surprises me
Always eill
Will*
topaz quarry
It's strange how we can think of almost anything but cant understand what is essentialy ourselves
stone tapir
Died
Then his shitty family stole his work and branded it as a story
While the actual guy never wanted ut to be a shared story
golden ivy
It's strange how we can think of almost anything but cant understand what is ess...
Because what are we really, just the outcome of our environment and circumstances plus some of our genes...
stone tapir
He made it for his family
golden ivy
While the actual guy never wanted ut to be a shared story
I didn't know any of that
I am in deep unknown waters noe
now*
topaz quarry
Have you ever heard of a game called celeste
topaz quarry
Talking about this has reminded me of that
stone tapir
What specifically?
golden ivy
Have not heard of that game
topaz quarry
What specifically?
Just all of it in general
golden ivy
Random. But Interestingly HP Lovecraft died in poverty, yet something in humans found his books and stories so good later on. Maybe he just lacked exposure
topaz quarry
Wasn't there an artist like that I think it was Picasso correct me if I'm wrong
stone tapir
What actually crazy?
Or didn't want their work sold
But someone did it anyway
Cause that was van gough
In his time his work were considered ridiculous
And stupid
But recently like 100 years ago
Someone saw it
And said it was amazing
topaz quarry
The world is strange
People think they can do anything but in reality we can do almost nothing
golden ivy
We barely have control of our own bodies. We can only influence things, not really control.
The control is just an illusion, imo.
stone tapir
Sometimes
Like anger
Greed
Lust
Those are influenced ones
But just walking around regularly
We are in control
Cause there are no conflicting views we have
That can be changed
golden ivy
I guess, but see how limited it is?
And that control, gets influenced by others.
Maybe you can't go/walk there.
Maybe you need to walk somewhere else.
So, you only control your physical movements, but not truly where you'll go.
stone tapir
I guess
lucid badge
Man I'm so excited for the new godzilla vs kong
terse scarab
That face when you find out your first girlfriend is now married to a woman.
I am Ross today
reef pagoda
E
indigo bison
E
crystal panther
Happy pi day
reef pagoda
But when is E day im not asking for e day
velvet nexus
What are the counterparts for the seven sins again?
I know chastity, humility, and I think piety is one, but idk the rest
amber halo
Generosity?
reef pagoda
Is "E" one of em?
thorn sail
π
lofty sky
Hiii😊
summer harness
Man I'm so excited for the new godzilla vs kong
Who do you think will win
thorn sail
Obligatory
amber pike
New run
charred bear
Henlo my lovelies 💕
dreamy patio
granite hamlet
Ban makeni spam
lucid badge
Who do you think will win
Big lizard easy
topaz quarry
Big lizard easy
But big monke
lucid badge
But big monke
But bigger lizard
granite hamlet
Moth clearly strongerest
reef pagoda
E
reef pagoda
Who do you think will win
The rats in the sewers that get to wreck havoc without being the center of attention of the human race
valid cipher
Doot doot
reef pagoda
E
thorn sail
I hate Tuesdays.
It's worse than Mondays.
I get how people just "woke up" and do their weekly routine. But just cramming all your work in one day is just sad.
It's like "Aww, but I wanna do nothing tomorrow. So, I'll dump everything after I got mad at Monday."
amber pike
why use rainbow gatling ? it's really bad dmg for the mana usage
The only reason is the auto flying fire with my main since the Taoist has a passive that the back weapon also fires too
It's a back weapon
But when it's a boss I just use the Gatling since it's faster
obtuse thunder
thorn sail
I always knew when I didn't say "I don't exist" for a day makes my life a living hell.
Regret.
granite hamlet
so helpful
golden ivy
granite hamlet
Thats every character done
Oh yeah
I noteced when beating the game i didnt fet a bqdge endorse for true end
So i assume you need to return to the first floor with the amulet thing to get it
golden ivy
for the happy end badge you need to get to the first floor
granite hamlet
At least i know
golden ivy
guys, rate my fursona
golden ivy
cannot
you can click the "mark as spoiler" for images
unless it is an emoji
then its just the emoji in the spoiler lines
like |
|
||||
with || instead of |
if you do "mark as spoiler" it shows up like this
thorn sail
Rate my fursona.
||PS: 8/10 people in TF2 I played with mistook this as an actual fursona.||
foggy thorn
holy fuck what is that color scheme
and avalon helm??
its like you want him to look ugly
thorn sail
But hey, it works.
fossil stag
proven salmon
Does anyone know good games except for those everybody knows?
topaz quarry
Does anyone know good games except for those everybody knows?
I heard of this game called idleon don't know if it's good though
reef pagoda
E
queen kindle
Shit
golden gust
What?
digital token
How do we pass the burrito
Yuri tarded
golden gust
asshole (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
reef pagoda
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
there we go much better please dont flip the tables
golden gust
PUT IT BACK MORTAL (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
zenith crown
thorn sail
Is that an Army Navy burrito?
thorn sail
Does anyone know good games except for those everybody knows?
Starsector.
It's bit of complex at first, but once you pick it up, you can find ship equipment a lot easier to setup.
amber pike
Does anyone know good games except for those everybody knows?
Legends of idleon
It's confusing at first but it's gonna be fun
thorn sail
Why must I be held accountable about my deep burning hatred over Tuesdays?
thorn sail
Okay, now I really hate this Wireless Repeater Relay so much.
And I have no idea why my coworker keeps insisting it added to our router.
thorn sail
This is nice.
royal geode
limpid wolf
blissful dawn
.
Just ignore me
Chatting to level up
So that I can post my guild
In the recruitment chat
If your wandering about my clan it's called RunningOnLuck the requirements to join the guild is to enjoy playing the game
Very sorry for the spam
Just need to level up for mee6 to give me permission to post in guild request
foggy thorn
@blissful dawn dont spam
golden gust
B E A N S
digital token
Beens
golden gust
B E A N. D E M O N
topaz quarry
YOU KNOW IT
reef pagoda
reef pagoda
Attempt 2
raw folioBOT
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! 
wraith cape
reef pagoda
E
reef pagoda
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821726870633578556/821878509286326282/N...
Pretty cool animation might need to make the size of the gif dimensions bigger so the cube isnt cutoff
valid cipher
doot
unreal plinth
Doot
thorn sail
doot
prime niche
Random question: why is life
I
Must type
To level up
Does
This
Count
As
Spam
thorn sail
Yes.
warped mortar
Yeah you can just type a long massage (not too long tho) instead of just send it repeatedly like that beside you lvl by how many thing you type not how many massage you send and I'm obviously not making this long so that i can lvl up then make a suggestion on player suggestions
royal geode
reef pagoda
royal geode
wraith cape
Pretty cool animation might need to make the size of the gif dimensions bigger s...
Ok
reef pagoda
E
valid cipher
Dootdoot
full rivet
Spare Likes pleaae 🥺
raw folioBOT
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!
ember geyser
hi
valid cipher
Hello Brother
tribal temple
.
thorn sail
A
keen fossil
Burito dont work
digital token
Pass the pass pass
The the the the
Burrito the burrito burrito
Down the down down
left fulcrum
Denied
fossil stag
fleet ivy
Way past time lol
golden ivy
get rekt
fleet ivy
Sup Adam
golden ivy
yup
the last few episodes have been a bit meh tho imo
ton of slow paced lead up for no pay off
foggy thorn
ep 9 was horrible
wispy dagger
its definetly interesting
foggy thorn
yeah
fleet ivy
Yeah the pacing has been pretty slow so far. Hopefully starting next episode it'll speed up a bit
golden ivy
@topaz quarry don't
topaz quarry
Ok
hardy sundial
A
wispy dagger
golden ivy
frank moth
of course
raw folioBOT
The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!
mint hatch
topaz quarry
Why not bobjoepicklethepickle
marsh sky
any tips 
lucid badge
@marsh sky lift heavy and eat more protein
tribal temple
;/m;l
golden ivy
@buoyant mica don't spam
golden ivy
elfin dust
Who wants cool things
so click ctrl + /
then press the 4 arrow keys
Each key press it 1 time
then enter
h h -> nk
-> = right arrow
then you go see yourself
topaz quarry
Cant I'm on a phone
buoyant mica
<@!785543215972876348> don't spam
I HAVEN'T FUCKING SAID ANYTHING IN 10 HOURS
snow fjord
golden ivy
People here play valheim, right?
blissful dawn
I don't like how I have to socialize to increase my rank can't I just idle and level up in like 3days or something
void haven
@fossil shale
fossil shale
what
void haven
void haven
great, blocked
someones mad?
getting bullied at school.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU BRING PEOPLE DOWN.
YOU DID THIS UPON YOURSELF!
topaz quarry
I have no idea what's going on
void haven
I have no idea what's going on
topaz quarry
Ok
fossil shale
someones mad?
getting bullied at school.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU BRING PEOPLE DOWN.
Y...
how do i bring people down lmao
spice vessel
someones mad?
getting bullied at school.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU BRING PEOPLE DOWN.
Y...
u must be p lonely
void haven
u must be p lonely
yea and wanna know sum else?
I'm the quiet kid at school boy.
spice vessel
shocker
void haven
mhm
warm stone
Few more updates till the plummet
boreal glen
what the fuck is this chat
topaz quarry
what the fuck is this chat
An off topic chat
wispy dagger
elfin dust
Who wants cool things
so click ctrl + /
then press the 4 arrow keys
Each key press it 1 time
then enter
h h -> nk
-> = right arrow
then you go see yourself
digital token
yea and wanna know sum else?
I'm the quiet kid at school boy.
This sounds cringe
golden ivy
People here play valheim, right?
I play valheim. If you wanna play some time, I'm down
maybe
wind burrow
@spice vessel yo ready for your other 5 barbs??
golden ivy
Hello :D
gleaming arch
I am the master
granite hamlet
Poyo
thorn sail
Touch.
hot tundra
He just make an green screen in minecraft, and he put after a photo of idleon at the montage
Or else he remplaced a texture of a paint by this picture of idle on
snow fjord
Poyo
spice vessel
<@178366139007500289> yo ready for your other 5 barbs??
faint glacier
@quick kernel curse of aros
quick kernel
<@691576715255742534> curse of aros
y know me?
faint glacier
No but I play it too @quick kernel
wind burrow
digital token
That must suck
raw folioBOT
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!
golden ivy
Got a new profile pic, home job, took maybe 10 minutes
thing something has to come next :/
lapis axle
Since this is an off topic chat am I allowed to ask help for my math home work
I need halp
granite hamlet
Same
lapis axle
Can i
granite hamlet
In a sense of a mental state
granite hamlet
But sure whats the math equation
granite hamlet
The tag is "talk about anything"
granite hamlet
Hold on
lapis axle
Ok
granite hamlet
I fell like its wrong
But you are welcome
The more i think about it the more i feel its wrong
lapis axle
Hmmmmmmmm
granite hamlet
Well lets break it down
B 5/2 gets turned into 2b 1/2
2 to the power of four is something
16
Dived by 8
Leaves 2
So it should be 2b 1/2
@lapis axle
granite hamlet
It doesnt look like you can it in
lapis axle
Yea that's what I was gonna say
granite hamlet
I just realised mynicknMe is irrelevant now
I dont know what to do
@ me if you need more help or find the answer to that question
Even though it seems mine is right
Wait
granite hamlet
maybe its b 5/2
lapis axle
How
granite hamlet
Cause 2b 1/2 = b 5/2
Im still a bit confused
Just like email your teacher for help
granite hamlet
Sure
prime niche
-Minecraft quiz-
Whats 1 plus 1
wheat island
1
golden ivy
Duh of course its 0
thorn sail
11
||I win.||
limpid wolf
69
granite hamlet
elevntyone
golden ivy
our class is finished, no more assignments to do, nothing
and we still have to log in for attendance
like wtf???
worldly lichen
¯_(ツ)_/¯
gleaming arch
He just make an green screen in minecraft, and he put after a photo of idleon at...
you dont know mods? haha
quartz atlas
Anyone play risk of rain 2
hot tundra
It's a mod? Wow
lament prairie
that's the same as b^((5/2)*(4/8)) = b^(5/4)=b^1.25
cerulean parcel
So what is the topic?
south oriole
and we still have to log in for attendance
moment
tidal lotus
2xb .5
lucid badge
They removed power rangers on Netflix, can't have crud on Netflix
ember geyser
what other idle are you playing?
full rivet
storm patio
Lol
lapis axle
that's the same as b^((5/2)*(4/8)) = b^(5/4)=b^1.25
Wow thx
golden ivy
Anyone else watching Reddit burn to the ground right now? 👀
thorn sail
Probably non-Niche reddit.
thorn sail
Oh, I was wrong. It is Niche reddit, okay.
spark fox
Anyone else watching Reddit burn to the ground right now? 👀
That thing with their new employee? It's insane. The Streisand effect will hurt.
golden ivy
insane
viscid tide
r/pinkbad
amber pike
My Soul Knight's runs are becoming harder
My RNG with weapon's are trash
The only thing that is good I'd the bending machine
harsh dew
Was doing psychology work and recognized my irl problems. Bruh
boreal pond
harsh dew
Sounds great
spark fox
hehe that's the spirit
brave tinsel
ivory adder
Sadly I didn't.
limpid wolf
I broke my fuckin foot today
arctic ferry
Sadly I didn't.
xD at least im not the only dumb
drifting umbra
the perfect sign for combat minions
buoyant mica
I have been cured of cum name
golden ivy
I play valheim. If you wanna play some time, I'm down
Alright, maybe within a couple weeks
wispy dagger
I look like I'm in a fucking movie from 1932
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/630679928806965248/630680810759913482/turtletwerk-jodoc.gif
Turtles have feathers
have a great day night evening everyone 👋
wispy kindle
Then feather turtle for eternity
final axle
Is a cactus person a furry?
final axle
Does butterfly?
wispy kindle
Idk
final axle
Does butter fly?
thorn sail
If it's slippery enough.
warm stone
viscid storm
👍
silk vortex
Does anyone like brazil?
tidal lotus
does Brazil like you?
topaz quarry
Cool
steady radish
xD at least im not the only dumb
I use this one at Sand Giants with my Jman
arctic ferry
yeah but you have high defence /food
golden ivy
i made a nuke in a train sim
wispy dagger
i made a nuke in a train sim
https://youtu.be/SmCtG88L_Io?t=613
reminds me of this
devout smelt
anyone know about the state of actual maplestory? Is it worth playing again or do you gotta play pservers for the actual maplestory that I remember playing years ago
thorn sail
What is wrong with me?
storm patio
Umm idk
thorn sail
I'm guessing everything, especially from the old discord I came from.
full rivet
anyone know about the state of actual maplestory? Is it worth playing again or d...
Nah fam let it stay in the grave
velvet lodge
Hey Lava if u reading this do u watch anime and if so whats ur favorite anime?
quick mountain
@velvet lodge
lemme guess yours
Is it "Jujutsu Kaisen" ?
velvet lodge
how'd u know 😱
velvet lodge
Its actually Attack on titan
thorn sail
viral moat
Hey Lava if u reading this do u watch anime and if so whats ur favorite anime?
Lava reads berserk. It's why all his jokes are basically puck
full rivet
Lava reads berserk. It's why all his jokes are basically puck
It would be a lot worse
narrow solar
@long glen last update in the perfect tower did your test progress get wiped?
Like i had chaos easy unlocked and now i have only forest easy
But my construction are still maxed
long glen
<@138116473016025088> last update in the perfect tower did your test progress ge...
There was a bug with a recent version, if you quit from the main menu it'd corrupt your save.
narrow solar
rip
marble horizon
bruv
marble horizon
oh wow
lapis goblet
Mang
marble horizon
wait
lapis goblet
i almost had a stroke
marble horizon
its 1st april?
lofty comet
apex legends. Revenant vs loba, who is better
foggy thorn
loba's bracelet doesnt even work
lofty comet
*trialer loba vs trailer revenant
where her bracelet is better than....yeah
or better yet. from the first trailer. who deserved the loot. pathfinder, wraith or mirage
golden ivy
loba's hips >>>>>>>>>>>>>
lofty comet
bonks
golden ivy
loba's hips >>>>>>>>>>>>>
😩
modern radish
!wiki
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Legends of Idleon > http://idleon.info
modern radish
modern cobalt
currently getting ddosed in a bronze-silver apex match
lofty comet
I got ddosed in a normal match...i dont understand why people do illegal things just for a game..
Its not hard to get good at apex..
Oh and then i had a dude 1 tap my red shields and health with a p2020
Fun times..
modern cobalt
the p2020 supposed to do like 190 on a balloon line for april fools
lofty comet
Hm...interesting...
lucid badge
I stopped playing apex because it was taking too long to unlock a character I actually wanted, and also there were games I liked more lol
velvet lodge
i just realized that my mudkip was shiny (haven't played pokemon in a while)
should i post in #achievement-pics?
viscid tide
should i post in <#550537007990833232>?
Yes that would be funny
velvet lodge
New among us map rn
full rivet
Holy sheet what kinda surgery did she get done?
wispy kindle
That's creepy
topaz quarry
i just realized that my mudkip was shiny (haven't played pokemon in a while)
I made a jojo reference on my Pokemon game earlier today
eager creek
fleet ivy
They might be better off installing a virtual windows 10 OS lol. Will save them so many issues in the long run
late ferry
Hi
late ferry
Very active
fleet ivy
Super active
storm patio
Very active
wispy dagger
limpid wolf
Very active
RADIOACTIVE
haughty mirage
https://b23.tv/1dfS9g
Happy day
sacred hinge
Why have like 10 of my dc Servers Pings on the Server pictures... Get creative
velvet lodge
@spice cliff its an achievement so i think it does
spice cliff
Right but this is a legends of idleon server
I can see where the confusion comes from tho
But also that's an awesome achivemtn
Achievement*
empty ingot
i have a suggestion, but im not lvl 5
in mee6
could someone add it in for me?
it is: withdrawing all of a certain item in the chest, and being able to craft something even if the materials are in the chest, so that you dont have to take the stuff out
velvet lodge
What shiny should i try to get (generation 3 emerald version 7 badges)
tropic ibex
Feebas
velvet lodge
Already have milotic
tropic ibex
Manaphy 
velvet lodge
Im gonna get houndoom bc i already got spinda not even farming for it and shuppet doesnt look that cool
See u in 2-4 houers
velvet lodge
i forgot to tell u i got in like 10minutes bc i was hyped that i got shiny rayquaza first try
and i played thrue the game
some of them are named after my friends
actually only 3
@tropic ibex
fleet ivy
some of them are named after my friends
Must be Anes and BIGSCHLONG
velvet lodge
Not exactly
Anes Diegocringe and Andres are my friends (actually Diegocringe and Andres are the same person but he suggested twice and has two names)
the ones not named after my friends are Mai-san BIGSCHLONG and chunky
thorn sail
Ugh. I'm glad Season grinds are over in Black Desert.
Imagine having 3 months to powerlevel from 1 to 61 and get rewards.
All I wanted was to dig rocks.
thorn sail
By the way, this is the pet project I do on my hobby times for Starsector.
Yeah, they're a little overpowered. Just a little.
ember geyser
By the way, this is the pet project I do on my hobby times for Starsector.
game?
thorn sail
Starsector.
ember geyser
its a idle game or what?
golden ivy
that is much gun
solar geyser
I'm french now
granite mirage
no one talking about lava moaning on stream lmao?
tribal temple
Unban the council plis
tropic ibex
no
wheat island
didn't he spammed his shit in other channels when they asked him to not do it again
narrow solar
Not cool
foggy thorn
no
golden ivy
i aprove
foggy thorn
me too
ember geyser
<https://youtu.be/5t53TcKIlMc>
why u did that to me?
ember geyser
just wanna see if i gonna level up with this message
yeah
@foggy thorn it seens like #português dont get xp anymore
cyan pumice
so, potions in terraria.
gilded vector
I hate them
cyan pumice
i like them, but jesus christ, they take too long to make
i dont do farming unless its for loot
gilded vector
I toss every plant i get in my inventory
I am not doing any of that
I mean
Grinding for fire blossoms and water leafs was one thing
but then theres all that other stuff
and fishing gets involved too like?????
cyan pumice
i like fishing
gilded vector
Fishing pog in any game
cyan pumice
terraria fishing is most pog
gilded vector
You cant change my mind
yes
I want to code a game thats like terraria, minecraft and mods had one glorious child
Aspects from all sorts of games
But first I need to get a laptop
cyan pumice
like, lets say your playing terraria with a friend in 2017. your on PC, its 1.3. your in pre-hardmode, and its a chill spring night. your fishing with your friend on a sky lake, and the peace is like a drape. it covers all. suddenly, you and your friends are discussing your plans for saturday night, and not your plans to defeat skeletron.
fishing in terraria is like that
gilded vector
Yes ot is
cyan pumice
also, same
gilded vector
It's soooooo chill
cyan pumice
yes
gilded vector
In either minecraft or terraria
cyan pumice
true
gilded vector
I need to learn blender if I want to code a game, but It's hard without mouse, all I did was make a cube grow a large triangular tumor, move around a bit, and then collpase in on itself
cyan pumice
its a start, i suppose
gilded vector
I know
So I need a mouse and a laptop
I'm on my school laptop rn
And they've banned almost everything
including discord
I found a way around it lmao
And they've banned youtube videos that contain 'gaming" or comedy
And they also use goguardian
It's terrible
I hate goguardian
cyan pumice
saame
gilded vector
But since they make us accept a warning before using these we cant do shit about it
gilded vector
invasion of privacy, which is illegal
Yeah, but they make you accept a waiver to say like "You will be monitored" and whatnot
cyan pumice
they told my class that as well
gilded vector
Yup
cyan pumice
problem is, they dont let us take school chromebooks.
we use them at school, or not at all
gilded vector
Woah, chromebooks, yuky
The school gave every kid a dell laptop
What grade are ya in anyway?
cyan pumice
6th, why does it matter?
cyan pumice
neat
gilded vector
And I've decided to take all advanced classes next year in high school
cyan pumice
my school doesn't do advanced classes. instead, they call them "specials"
cyan pumice
we dont take them when we want, and we dont have a choice
gilded vector
Yeah, the reason I took french was because I didnt like chorus
But then
Later in the year they say they're gonna do some redistricting and send some kids to other schools
And now I have a crappy french teacher
cyan pumice
feels bad man
gilded vector
I swear I'm gonna switch over to spanish
gilded vector
Man
The thing is, I dont know what I was even thinking when I took french
I was like
Hm
What country is directly under us and is the second most prominent language here in the good ol us of a
Ah yes
France
Boy do I regret it
cyan pumice
when i was in elementary, 3rd grade i think, i was given the option of joining tech class.
it wasn't tech.
gilded vector
But the thing is, my friend taught me a bit of spanish, mostly what other spanish kids say, and its mostly them calling me shit and being nasty since I'm asian.
I keeo hearing "Chino"
And I eventually asked my friend
He said it meant chinese guy
So yeah
that was nice
cyan pumice
god, i've never heard of such cocksuckers
gilded vector
Anyway, you say you wanted to take tech?
cyan pumice
i did, but uhhh
problem was, we didn't do anything tech. we just did these "news reports" called EF news. we had them every morning.
gilded vector
Woodwork is difficult . And I wasnt allowed to put "Ask me about my weiner" on my wooden rubber band car (it was shaped like a hot dog)
oof
That SUCKS ass
cyan pumice
they weren't actually news reports, we just talked about what was for lunch, what day of specials it was, who's birthday was who's, and for halloween, the immature kids got a special treat.
gilded vector
special
cyan pumice
shitty greenscreen involving "headless kids", "kids flying through the sky", "shitty halloween backgrounds", the sorts.
cyan pumice
tell me something i dont know.
oh, and for christmas the christmas reports, i lost my sanity.
gilded vector
Imagine having snaity in elementary school
I dont know about where you lived, but when I was in elementary school, the 5th graders were as tall as mos teachers
cyan pumice
we did these "santa/elf sightings" involving kids in santa suits walking around the school, the same with kids in elf costumes, but instead, they used effects to shorten the kids in elf suits, compressing them, while they used effects to enlarge the kids in the santa suits.
gilded vector
ew
cyan pumice
i kept saying "ITS NOT REAL!" to the kids in my class, because at least i still had a few wrinkles in my brain, unlike the smooth-brained kids in my class who thought magic was real
they always said "yes it is!" and by then, i was ready to grab the noose. but i wasn't using it on me, oh no.
gilded vector
"time to make a fuciing western movie"
cyan pumice
i was just going to bond the kids to a heater and heat it up, but thats not important
gilded vector
"Unplugs wood chipper" I wasnt going to do anything
cyan pumice
grins suspiciously
gilded vector
grins back but quickly stops since I'm not sure of the context of the grin
jkjk I'm not that dense
gotta love how children these days know these things
cyan pumice
okay, so do you have naive kids? people who thinks the world is just a ball of cuteness? because i hate them like hell. if you need to know why i brought this up, i can tell another story of how smooth kids' brains are
gilded vector
But really though, hearing 6th graders in school talk and I learn a whole new library worth of curses and insults
Nope
gilded vector
I do as well
But you know
I humor them and go along with it while heaping on hearty amounts of irony and sarcasm
gilded vector
lets hear it
cyan pumice
so in 3rd grade, i also met a girl named liberty. i hate her like fucking hell, so im not afraid to spew her private info.
cyan pumice
so in 5th grade, i met her again, and jesus, did i rue the day i was born at first sight.
so we're talking, and suddenly, she starts being naive about humanity's true nature.
i try to explain to her, but when i try to school her about why she needs to grow up, she plugs her ears and starts saying "lalala i cant hear you"
gilded vector
Yeah, I'm more of the nice guy
But I wouldve
Kicked her ass so fucking hard right then and there, whoever pulls my shoe gets crowned ruler of england
cyan pumice
lmfao
gilded vector
Shit like that is a huge trigger to my anger issues
gilded vector
well then, enlighten me
cyan pumice
she thinks she's a "strong woman" who can face off anything and live to tell the tale. the same day, she met a 6th grader on the bus and tried to backtalk him. i could tell he wanted to eat her fucking alive on the spot and spill her intestines, and i felt his pain.
she was braving the chance of getting beaten the shit out of because she was a narcasisstic feminist. i dont mean equality feminist, i mean "i will kill every last boy on earth" feminist.
gilded vector
Thats the definition of feminist
And they want equal rights and shit
The very title of the name is geared towards women
And let me remind you that women have it easier than men
cyan pumice
but some think that boys are lower beings. i call those kind of feminists, "feminazis"/
gilded vector
I read a thing on which a mother who was given custody of the child let the child die in her care, instead of locking her up, the judge locked the dad up for arguing with the judge
aand yes
Feminazi's is the official term for it
cyan pumice
i raised my voice at her, now yelling "LIBERTY, YOUR GOING TO GET YOURSELF HURT DOING THIS SHIT! MAYBE EVEN KILLED! YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE SAND, AND GROW UP, AND REALIZE THE TRUE NATURE OF THE HUMAN RACE!"
she didn't hear me.
gilded vector
"Didnt hear you"
cyan pumice
she must have thicc-fucking-fingers, because i was actually yelling.
gilded vector
She mustve been in the empty space in her head
cyan pumice
that sand her head was in must be fucking syrup, because that shit is hard to hear through.
gilded vector
You couldve reworded it better though
It's definitely on the lame end in term of insults and things to be shouted
cyan pumice
perhaps i could've reworded it, but im not sure how
gilded vector
hm
lemme think a se
sec*
"LIBERTY IF YOU DONT PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS I'D BE HAPPY TO ACUALLY SHOVE IT THERE MYSELF"
I dunno
Taked a while to think of good insults
at least for me
cyan pumice
lmao
problem is, she's a snitch
i was on juvenile parole at the time
one wrong word, and poof im in a foster home.
gilded vector
What's you even fucking do?
cyan pumice
i missed 2 months of school due to covid
gilded vector
AND THAT GOT YOU ON PAROLE
cyan pumice
me and my mom are especially careful with big bad cough diease
gilded vector
Heh, I'm still getting weird look because of it
Y'know since i'm asian and shit
I remember before the quarantine
I was walking through the halls to gym class
and some dude walks pass with hos friend and looks at me and goes "WOAH" and then side steps quickly
cyan pumice
oh, fuck him
gilded vector
Oh my fucking god I swear some people are stupid as shit
I remember when I was in 6th
And on the bus ride a 8th grade girl tapes/glues a tampon or sumshit to the back window
cyan pumice
w h a -
gilded vector
The principal was not having that shit
I know
Anyway, Imma go do something now, see ya tommorow
cyan pumice
did they blame you?
cyan pumice
cya
wispy kindle
light gazelle
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
golden ivy
cant believe i fucking killed someone in this boxing game
cyan pumice
AAYYYY
its been so fucking long since i've seen a propper soul knight player
hell, its been so long since i've played it myself, might pick it back up again. the last update i remember was those additional characters, and thats when i stopped.
the first time i ever aced a SK run was in 2018, probably in november.
reef pagoda
e
foggy thorn
have you tried getting better luck
worldly lichen
Especially gun related luck
amber pike
Damn I wish I could get luck by just "getting it"
fleet ivy
How else do you get luck?
lucid badge
Looks like crud smh not even 50 different block types, not 1 mile wide, not the sbelzie builder technique either
lucid badge
A lovely sunset outside of my train station WIP
Also go to sleep
solar geyser
Just cause you were rude no
lucid badge
Just cause you were rude no
Please sleep
solar geyser
nope
smoky gale
Looks like crud smh not even 50 different block types, not 1 mile wide, not the ...
Based
golden ivy
damn lavas art has really improved since 2 years ago
devout smelt
For anyone waiting on W3 to come out. NGU industries comes out today which is 4Gs new game.
patent hinge
Yeah, i was about to say ive now got Legends of Idleon and NGU Industries to play around with tomorrow
devout smelt
Yeah, i was about to say ive now got Legends of Idleon and NGU Industries to pla...
He's hitting the release button rn
devout smelt
Holy shit I didn't know the alpha was going on for that long. Some of the alpha player reviewers have over 1000 hours in industries already
sly scaffold
New run
I know this was yesterday, but try to use melees, especially if you have the taoist's second skill
cyan pumice
Good Melee weapons are OP, which is why you hardly ever find any melee weapons at all. i personally love tanking damage and beating the shit out of those pesky Tier 1 enemies with a good ol' reliable thunder-hammer from the gacha machine
the best imo is the sword that drops from the knight king on that one T2 boss level. each time you swing it at a distance, a wall of bullets n' shit comes out and kills everything for you. its a melee-lovers wet, moist dream
formal vine
cyan pumice
idk if this is relevant or not, but Shadow Plague on Plague Inc is bad
golden ivy
yes
cyan pumice
the Templar deploy way too fucking fast, even on easy mode, and the cure research centers get annoying fast
golden ivy
hit gold in brawlhalla, finally
gleaming shadow
wow
gleaming shadow
yeah probbly whats ur favorite character
valid cradle
my favorite character is Isaac from the binding of isaac: repentance
white light
oops wrong chat lol :)
valid cradle
he is a cool dude who isn't afraid of anything
white light
isnt his name binding
valid cradle
i like crypto
he's a good character in apex legends
who's your favorite apex legends character Extendo
golden ivy
anyone here play the binding of isaac
binding of isaac is my new favourite game, i cant wait to play the new dlc
wheat island
i like crypto
same
wispy dagger
plush oak
testing
indigo bison
Lmao
analog vine
lmaoo
indigo bison
Without spamming
nimble cipher
I love breaking
indigo bison
The send button lmao
nimble cipher
My messages like a cookie
indigo bison
cookie crumbz
nimble cipher
Yes