#off-topic-chat

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golden ivy
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ahh its kinda bugging me the suspension for the announcement, and every post he makes it makes me more apprehensive, wow us with a surprise or give us a rough date lava

kind rover
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You like rough dates? 🤔

golden ivy
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yes

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the fruit

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dried is my preference

golden ivy
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exactly

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nah but about the time the announcement should be ready

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but with a low stress factor so he can chill and not overwork himself

errant forge
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WHEN IS V4.20 coming OMGGGGGGGG

tropic ruin
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Never

granite hamlet
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Boni boi

old tusk
golden ivy
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42069

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hehe funni

vale flicker
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Well shit man

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Guess I'm just

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Done playing for a couple months

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I just don't see the point in continuing for infinite damage right now

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My gem supply is low

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And it's not gonna get better till I get more keys

golden ivy
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gta 5 is 15$ now

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thats crazy

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11$ usd

wispy dagger
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You know that game was free at one point with some limited edition dlc whatever

slow rune
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Kill me now please...

golden ivy
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yeah it was free on epic games

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you couldnt pay me to get a game on epic games store

wispy dagger
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What if the game was bread related

golden ivy
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nope

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id disown my bread religion if it was involved with epic

trail summit
vale flicker
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To get GTA for free on epic games would mean actually installing a software made by epic (the store) onto your computer

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Cursed

molten rose
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Epic Games basically forces You to use their launcher

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But at the other hand it is only to download games. I could run all my Epic Store games without launcher even turned on after installation. And the software is not heavy at all (compared to for example Steam)

tame sparrow
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That's not the problem people have with Epic

molten rose
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What is the issue then if I can ask?

tame sparrow
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Epic's unethical business practices.

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Specifically their bullshit exclusivity deals and the fact that they have poached multiple games that were already announced, and had pre-orders available for (in at least one case), on other storefronts

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That is why people have a problem with Epic.

molten rose
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Uh... Well, they made themselves a game providers maybe not in the best way, but honestly - if a person just wants to play games, it shouldn't be a big matter

tame sparrow
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Well that's just like, your opinion, man

molten rose
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Yeah. I am sorry, didn't mean to force it.

molten rose
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True. Anyway, didn't mean to offend anyone. I guess I may just be a little bit suprised people fighting over this stuff that much.

tame sparrow
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Nobody is offended. You asked, I explained.

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Unless you're offended.

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In which case

golden ivy
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not downloading free shit is pretty cringe bro

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literally free

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the launcher doesn't matter

tame sparrow
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Literally go fuck your hat

golden ivy
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i will once it grows a vageen

tame sparrow
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It has one, underneath holding it up

golden ivy
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hooo shit

tame sparrow
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BLAM

golden ivy
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#destroyed

molten rose
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Unless you're offended.
Nono, i dont even want to fight xD

golden ivy
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that's my secret cap, i'm always offended

tame sparrow
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They never trained me to fight. Only to #kill

molten rose
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😂

errant forge
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@tame sparrow You are still a mod helper?

tame sparrow
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Is it dumb question day or did I just get lucky

errant forge
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Yeah. Tell me when he gets de- or not, I won't leave again lmao

tame sparrow
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Stick around

foggy thorn
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chocolate eggs

lost verge
granite hamlet
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Old on

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Tis a spoiler it is

tame sparrow
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I set the clock on my threadripper to auto last night and I think it raised the temperature of my house by about 10 degrees

golden ivy
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yikes

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i'm in my underwear with all the windows open and a fan on and it's still too warm

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so that'd probably literally kill me

tame sparrow
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I'm reasonably sure I could make toast on this thing

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from scratch

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My buddy that gave it to me had a little tiny cold plate on it when he first got it and actually burned his finger because he got too curious

tropic ruin
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Well i beat Moon

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So close to completing EaRtH

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Moon is by far the easiest of the 3 main areas to complete

golden ivy
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i thought you said mom instead of moon first

jagged shadow
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we got +15°C in 2 days here in Paris its now 35°C in the shades, kill me

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but they say its going to go boom tomorrow

tropic ruin
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Thats really hot

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Let me convert that

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95°F under shade

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Yikes

golden ivy
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yeah it's super hot here too

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so bad

tropic ruin
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Its only 79° where im at

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I hardly go outside anyways

tame sparrow
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It was 101F here yesterday. Only got down to 70 last night :/

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And our fucking A/C is only 8k BTU

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itty bitty thing

tropic ruin
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Oh boy, high on Saturday is 94°

tame sparrow
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Have blocked half the house off from it and it still doesn't cool adequately because the landlord refuses to insulate anything

neon shale
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32-33 in London for 2 days.
Thunderstorm tomo 😄

tame sparrow
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We keep having rain forecast and then it keeps not happening. Next storm i supposed to be tomorrow but IDK if its gonna happen because we missed the last 3

tropic ruin
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It could thunderstorm

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Where im at

tame sparrow
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Rain here would be nice. Its too hot

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High today 94 :/

tropic ruin
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it would be nice if i could finish Earth in adcap

golden ivy
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at least you have an ac lol

tropic ruin
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And its literly like 6 feet away from my bed

tropic ruin
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Ok

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What is stronger

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A big Angry Bird

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A huge Dragon

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A Massive Devil

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A Colossal Mech

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A Titan-Sized Squid

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Or

foggy thorn
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me

tropic ruin
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A tiny little monster

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The size of your toe

foggy thorn
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me

tropic ruin
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No

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Shut it

foggy thorn
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no

tropic ruin
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Give me an actual answer if you're going to speak

foggy thorn
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me

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actual answer

tropic ruin
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Wrong

foggy thorn
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correct

tropic ruin
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You forcibly entered yourself as an answer

foggy thorn
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yeah and

tropic ruin
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Its wrong

foggy thorn
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nope

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it's right

tropic ruin
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The CORRECT ANSWER IS

foggy thorn
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me

tropic ruin
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THE TINY MONSTER, MR WEENSY 2

foggy thorn
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wrong

tropic ruin
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Im going to leave

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Goodbye

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Because of your rudeness

foggy thorn
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ok bye

golden hawk
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c ya

foggy thorn
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have fun

jagged shadow
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Cyber bullying is real and I just witnessed it Kappa

tropic ruin
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And i wont let it defeat me

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Kuaka is bad

old tusk
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it seems u hate more and more mods (every few weeks)

tropic ruin
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You really think that

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I just dont like Funny

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And Kuaka was mean to me

old tusk
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idk what the conversation was about, i just came here

tropic ruin
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He forced himself into a question i said

old tusk
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i'm filled with happiness rn

regal root
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filled with happiness

worldly lichen
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That's nice

distant siren
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my friend got "tired" while we played minecraft

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i have been betrayed

old tusk
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grinding netherite?

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or what were u doing?

tropic ruin
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I beat Mars in like two hours

golden ivy
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@distant siren people get tired believe it or not

tropic ruin
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Peritwinkle Suit and max plat ticket op

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And you get...

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20 gold.

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I guess you could repeat it

outer spear
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Someone should tell lava that the whole “only reveal one emoji to vote to keep it fair” doesn’t work when there’s only two options

tropic ruin
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Well as long as you keep it secert that you revealed both

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Nobody's going to suspect it

outer spear
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Not really, when you reveal one, that means the other is obviously the other choice

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The fact that it’s an either/or throws the whole concept out the window

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There’s no point to revealing both because revealing one gives you the answer of the other one

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Lmao, sorry, I know I keep saying it. It just baffles me

tropic ruin
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the answer is 5% obviously

distant siren
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im not grinding netherite

distant siren
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we just started

golden hawk
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@outer spear We had this conversation yesterday ^^ We have no clue what´s the reasoning behind that

outer spear
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lmao, im late to the party then

golden hawk
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a little yes ^^

outer spear
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I just saw it this morning

golden hawk
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That reminded me of the 4 icons he pixelated and we had to choose 2 of them ^^

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I don´t get the reasoning there too....he finished the 4 put something above so we couldn´t see what it is except the colours. And then he shows us the normal version after we vote? O_O Why showing us only the colours if the icons are finished already ^^

rotund inlet
golden hawk
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#MakeHoopsHarder 🙂

rotund inlet
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Haha i actually got it stuck once too right between the net and the backboard bit it wiggled down and somehow counted

distant siren
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make hoops harder?

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how about

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i hope you jump down a 1 cm hole

golden hawk
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AHHHHHHH

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I twisted my ankle!!!

distant siren
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hoops harder now

golden hawk
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really 🙂 worth it!

errant forge
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Ignore my previous message.

golden ivy
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hoops twisted my ankle
fuck hoops, all my homies hate hoops

errant forge
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My brother typed that

golden hawk
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hoops ❤️

tropic ruin
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Hoops

golden hawk
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❤️

gentle osprey
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cyber bullying is accidentally clicking on a buy button in the contracts shop for the thing you didn't want to buy

ancient flare
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How do I get the hoop challenge?

distant siren
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you dont

ancient flare
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Lol ok

distant siren
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:(

lost verge
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Why are ice creams so hard

golden hawk
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cuz lava wanted to screw us all O_O

distant siren
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ice creams are only hard if theyre literally ice

lilac matrix
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ngl I forgot about the icecreams for like a week

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then realised I was strong enough to do them all in one go lmao

distant siren
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the only channels that i read at this point

golden hawk
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muted off-topic 5 minutes after I joined the server ^^

distant siren
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why

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i dont even get notification sounds from most of my servers

golden hawk
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I´m just not interested in this stuff ^^

distant siren
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oh you just want the idle skilling

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im here for the community not IS

compact flint
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You don't read the suggestions?

golden hawk
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I mute every single server ^^ But that´s something else

distant siren
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nope

golden hawk
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most suggestions have been suggested so many times that there´s not that much new stuff actually

sacred hinge
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I mute like 90% of my servers

golden hawk
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<-100%

sacred hinge
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other ones are not active lol

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also did you ever cheat?

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in IS

golden hawk
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I´m glad I´m not playing on my phone so I don´t even try to timetravel ^^

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and everything else is too complicated for me ^^

compact flint
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Is there even a autoclicker for IS on phones? Or a save editor for phones?

golden hawk
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of course

compact flint
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I assume Idle Skripter is a PC exclusive thing, though I haven't tried it on my phone.

golden hawk
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I wouldn´t say autoclicker is cheating if that´s your point

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At some point you need autoclickers or you can´t really get further in building

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From the stuff I´ve heard I´ve more problem with autoclickers on pc than others have on the phone ^^

compact flint
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Do you really need them? Is Lava okay with that?

distant siren
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yes

golden ivy
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the heck is idle skripter

compact flint
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Would you be able to do other things on your phone with a autoclicker going?

golden hawk
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No one cares if lava wants us to use autoclickers to be honest ^^

distant siren
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no

golden hawk
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If he doesn´t he should update spelunking ^^

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Because even with autoclicker there is no way you can finish all the possible upgrades at the moment

golden hawk
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2small2read4myoldeyes O_O

compact flint
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Couldn't remember where I saw Idle Skripter, I hadn't seen it on Discord, apparently.

golden hawk
golden ivy
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i feel like that's super old

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and out of date

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i've literally never heard of it

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and i've been here since like october 2018

golden hawk
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I was just looking for emojis I´ve pretty much never seen ^^

compact flint
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Then the wiki should get updated... :P 🤷

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I made a suggestion to add more emojis from ingame icons, just recently. I think I forgot some, though. Apparently, mods can't add emojis. :/

golden hawk
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I don´t know if anyone besides lava has rights to change anything here

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But it would be pretty useful to have a few people with those rights. More emojis don´t hurt lava but could entertain us

compact flint
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Adding boss pets, star cards, perks "cant afford", ect. as emojis would be cool. Just as long as the mods add IS-based emojis only, and don't remove any... I see no issues. :)

golden hawk
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That´s what I think too ^^ But I don´t know how lava feels about sharing rights with others

compact flint
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Well, it is his server, based off of his game, so... his choice.

foggy thorn
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jodoc had permission to add emojis for some time

golden hawk
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never heard that name ^^

foggy thorn
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IdleHMMMM catbob made these two and the other 2 that are animated

golden hawk
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BOOOB

foggy thorn
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eh this one too

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he also made my pfp

golden hawk
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do you know why he only had the rights for "some time"?

foggy thorn
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because of the role

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it was shoulder parrot

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and people were like "wtf why does he have it"

compact flint
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What about happy , if he made eh ?

foggy thorn
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or something like that

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that was lava

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I told him to make it an emoji

golden ivy
compact flint
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What does suggestion even mean??

golden hawk
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no clue

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always thought that´s supposed to mean "BUG" ^^

compact flint
golden hawk
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that´s sug 😛

compact flint
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Odd emojis... Cushion Broccoli Baggy Fisheye Retribution s_ mm LL

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M as in miss?

golden hawk
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How would I know O_O

distant siren
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sug

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suggestionma

golden ivy
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mm as in the final boss of idle

distant siren
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loving these

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animated thingies

golden hawk
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I´m animated too O_O

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Even a pretty good animation

distant siren
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its a steam thing

woven apex
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mm was an annoying bug

golden hawk
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ye I´m really annoyed too

woven apex
golden ivy
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m is cause of a bug

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the rest are random memes or things from his games

distant siren
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what is mm

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iss

green crater
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i dont know :V

distant siren
foggy thorn
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it was an alpha bug

golden hawk
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game alpha or the alpha of an update?

foggy thorn
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update

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for construction

golden ivy
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oh

golden hawk
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O_O

golden ivy
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steam summer sale started

golden hawk
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Yeeeey I´ll buy nothing....again 🙂

distant siren
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same

golden ivy
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im just going to do it for the badge

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oh fuck

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those are some sexy profile backgrounds

green crater
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i thing i gona look if there is something nice .... and i will cry cos i have absolutly no money foe any thing else but food .... but i ma fine with it ... i rather like to have food than more games ;-;

golden ivy
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i somehow have 1500 points already

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so thats pog as fuck

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its 73 poitns per dollar so even just spending 7$ can get you a profile frame and stuff

green crater
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7$ is like 21 or 28 pln ... so.... nop

golden ivy
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omg

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5k points for the "summer golden profile"

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and i only need to spend 45$

green crater
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only ? ;-;

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its like half of a month of food for me xDDDD

golden ivy
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thats like half the money i have saved

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i have 46k points

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somehow

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WHAT

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how do you get those

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jesus fuck

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its like 70 points per dollar

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like 100 points per american dollar spent

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112 points for every 1,--€ you spend.

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is it like in total

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46720/112=417

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417 euroes

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i expected way more tbh

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wow

green crater
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its 126p....

for 5pln ;-;

golden ivy
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i wonder if i can spoof it using in game items

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like just buying a ton of skins in csgo then reselling

green crater
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i dont know ;-;

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i dont play much shooters ...

golden ivy
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i think i can

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🤔 dunno try it

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i mean

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i imagine they accounted for that

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but maybe not

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try a super cheap item you can sell easily

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yeah i think it'll work

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they have no reason to object to it because they make a cut of the sale

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a pretty big cut on csgo items

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ill try it later when i add funds to my wallet

distant siren
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you guys

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you make me overly angry and jealous

golden ivy
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why

distant siren
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because

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one of you spent like 400

golden ivy
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yeah

distant siren
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and im still stuck at my

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<1 euro

golden ivy
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im jealous too

distant siren
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aka

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2,09zł

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this has been here for

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years

golden ivy
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just don't be poor lol

distant siren
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lol ok thanks for the tips

golden ivy
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thanks for listening to my ted talk

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damn adam

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that means you can buy the most expensive badge

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idgaf about badges or whatever

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i'm gonna wait until they make points actually do something

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or give some to modders and whatever

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badges give xp

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the level 20 badge is probably so much xp

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xp doesn't do shit either

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well yeah

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but you can brag

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about steam level

golden ivy
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Imagine flexing with steam levels

turbid grotto
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Kek steam levels

granite hamlet
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Imagine flexing with real muscles

turbid grotto
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I guess trading cards to level can be fun though

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Got the better flex i can make a perfect rissotto

golden ivy
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im only level 6 right now

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but im spending some cash for those badges and i plan to be level 15 by tonight

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wtf xD

smoky juniper
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Evening all

golden ivy
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Its midnight

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but hi

smoky juniper
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It’s 23.20 to be precise

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Also isn’t midnight evening?

golden ivy
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What

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Midnight is midnight

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Its 00:21

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:8

tame sparrow
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FOOLS

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It is

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5:25PM

sacred hinge
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!wiki

raw folioBOT
golden ivy
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Liar

smoky juniper
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5:25PM
@tame sparrow if this were so I probably definitely wouldn’t be quite as pissed as I currently am.

golden ivy
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Why are u pissed

wispy dagger
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The walls have senses

golden ivy
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its 5:40

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fm

wispy dagger
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It's 8:41fm

tame sparrow
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Finally got a 1TB SSD. Now I need to get rid of those small partitions (E:, G:) that are leftover from my last 4 builds

compact flint
warm lintel
compact flint
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On a non-daily practice attempt, of course.

warm lintel
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Reality

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@tame sparrow that's a large amount of stuff in the naughty drive my friend

compact flint
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I didn't even notice the drive name... 😳

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You know, someone suggested a Bob Sex Scene recently, oddly enough...
Bob IdleHMMMM

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Not him, but still odd.

kind rover
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Where did I put that eye bleach...

tame sparrow
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There's a reason that's the H drive ;)

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Meteor is jealous of my hentai collection

kind rover
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Unsurprisingly I've heard of people with entire hard drive collections of these things

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And then there's me. Not a single file saved.

tame sparrow
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The torrents folder is actually just for music and TV shows and stuff

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Oh and machine schematics

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I'm super in to schematics for shit I could build at home

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I've got planes, equipment, firearms, gyrocopters. Lots of schematics

golden hawk
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planes ^^ Tell me when you´ve built it

tame sparrow
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I haven't built anything yet unfortunately

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Due to a lack of machine tools

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One day I will own the metal shop of my dreams

golden hawk
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First you gotta build a meNtal fortress O_O

compact flint
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"Build at home" = Planes? What type of equipment are we talking about here? IQ200

tame sparrow
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Mostly hand tool s actually. I'll throw a google drive link of a schematic I have up in #550107059920699392 when we get back from buying drinks in a few minutes. BRB

golden hawk
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Sounds to me like he plans to build the Antonov An-225 Mriya 🙂

tame sparrow
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But a drill press, mill, horizontal bandsaw, and other machine tools are very helpful

golden hawk
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I only know vertical ones ^^

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or depending on what is supposed to be horizontal O_O

raw folioBOT
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

compact flint
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What's the bot referencing here?

tame sparrow
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There's a command called bosskill you can use ove rin #bot-commands. It just gives you a meaningless role

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A horizontal bandsaw still had the two wheels and band blade, bt the whole apparatus is on a hinge, usually with a hydraulic or pneumatic piston that allows it to descend at a controlled rate. Perfect for cutting things that just take a long time to cut, like thick metals.

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Looks like I need to re-upload those schematics. I must have cleared out my google drive before. It will take a few minutes.

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I'll just do the plane ones, some of the firearms ones I have would run afoul of ITAR if I just uploaded them willy nilly

tame sparrow
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This upload is taking longer than anticipated. Google Drive's ingest bandwidth is fuckin terrible

ancient flare
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I am a iOS user

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:p

tame sparrow
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BURN THE WITCH

ancient flare
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Haha

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Yes

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Burn me

tame sparrow
tame sparrow
smoky juniper
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Why are u pissed
@golden ivy because it’s after 9pm, why aren’t you pissed?

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Also, getting late, goodnight

tired wyvern
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I just came here to say I should have gotten the occulon pet so much sooner. Like, as soon as I unlocked pets

tame sparrow
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Occulon pet is quite valuable and not too difficult to get, yeah

proven sluice
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yeah i screwed up my pet progress pretty well lol.. i should have them so much higher power than i do

tame sparrow
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Don't forget to breed 6 occulon and throw them in your tanks

fierce meadow
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Occulon pet is quite valuable and not too difficult to get, yeah
@tame sparrow Pretty difficult, it all depends on our luck. I still don't have occ pet yet... 😭

warm lintel
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Lol @the text for gray souls

tropic ruin
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Ok so adcaps offline money is just messed up

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If no ad pops up when you say you want to double your offline cash, it just gives you it

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Also it doesnt double your money at all

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It just gives the doubled money on top of the offline

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Or 3X what you normally got

distant siren
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lol

tropic ruin
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Im not complaining

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Considering i need to wait 2 and a half hours

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Which isnt much but still annoying

eternal marten
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I wonder what lava's hoops highscore is

tropic ruin
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It's probably 2.14 billion

livid temple
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Or 12

dry barn
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Woo! Made it to purple damage

old tusk
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nice

tropic ruin
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YEAH BOI

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All cash upgrades bought

old tusk
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what do u mean by that?

tropic ruin
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The last one costs 1 Quinnonagintillion

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Adcap

old tusk
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how tho?

tropic ruin
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By saving up a ton of cash

old tusk
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

tropic ruin
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Guess how much the upgrade increases money

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Its increases it by

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77.77X for everything

old tusk
#

are u talking about idle skilling rn?

tropic ruin
#

No

old tusk
#

oh okay

tropic ruin
#

Adventure Capitalist

old tusk
#

ohhhhhhhh

#

nice dude

tropic ruin
#

Im saving up to get like 60 whatever whatever angels

#

To get the best angel upgrade in the game

#

"Forever And Ever"

#

Increases all profits by 19X

#

Also its an achievement

#

The only one in the game i dont have

dry barn
#

I think I reached that point a while ago

tropic ruin
#

I finished Mars twice

#

No point in reseting again after doing once

#

Im going to sleeeeeeep

old tusk
#

sleep good

dry barn
#

^ this

golden hawk
#

how did I miss every single one of my 3 jackpots O_O

dry barn
#

Im stuck between choosing to unlock either star card rarity+ or rift kickstarter

#

I think kickstarter is best

#

There we go now I have +15 rift starting levels

#

Btw I've been trying for the past 3 days to get a duck with 2 zeus bolts lol and that's only one of my team members

magic grove
#

Okay so I've noticed there's no clear menu screen, so can someone tell me where I go to enable cloudsave?

compact flint
#

Maybe away screen for cloudsave? Saw people talking about it recently.

golden hawk
#

@dry barn You need to have at least level 20 to get 2 gene pets. And the higher your level the more likely are 2/3 gene pets

magic grove
#

There's a limit to summoning speed yeah?

#

And I assume not value

#

I assume there's no limit to the value stat on anything

foggy thorn
#

speed cap can be increased

dry barn
#

I'm way past hatchery level 20

smoky juniper
#

I'm way past hatchery level 20
@dry barn you can always savescum on a full nest until you get the genetics you want.

#

Around lvl 35 hatchery should be around 1/3 chance for 2 genetics

dry barn
#

Tru

#

I'm currently doing some ap coupon farming

#

Cause I've got some ascension perks I'd like to get some levels and I wanna be able to rebirth right after

#

I think I'm at like 15 atm

old tusk
#

That moment when 4 BIG grasshoppers invade your house thru the toilet window

wispy dagger
#

you have a window on your toilet? idk why you'd want to see in there but yeah grasshopper gang protecting their turf

old tusk
#

U have it there, so u can open it and let the stinkiness out after pooping

woven apex
#

I'd rather have a glass door

old tusk
#

It seems there's not a lot happening here, at 00:22 o'clock

golden hawk
#

happening

old tusk
#

Since there's nothing to talk about ima sleep now, seems like the best option

vale flicker
#

I'm going to go out

#

All 8k to dairy queen, and walk it

#

For an ice cream sundae

#

Because someone I know posted an image of really good looking icecream

#

And my buddy borrowed my car for the day

#

👀

#

I live in a city that lacks buses or taxi's

#

Which means I do alot of walking and driving

kind anchor
#

F

golden hawk
#

2 hours later and still nothing happening

granite hamlet
#

Finally awake from my 10 hour nap

golden hawk
#

welcome bakc to life

granite hamlet
#

Thanks

eternal marten
#

Isn't it still a bit early for owls?

raw folioBOT
#

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! STAR STAR STAR

modern cobalt
#

I just got back on idle skilling for the first timee since memorial day and I went straight to raids

#

I had 845 tickets and I did 1 nightmare king and got the card

dry barn
#

dayum

compact flint
#

I got all the Deck Links 2 or 3 days ago, but only used the card links, since I didn't have much to change, as I didn't have enough mats for most gear at the time. Just decided to look through, see what I could craft. I noticed I still had Rock Garb equipped, looked to see what might be better for fighting. Realized that I actually had the mats and Tinkering Level to make Refraction Top. First attempt to boost, with <50 Mutator V's left... 3 successful boosts, total of +1500%. And now I'm a bit annoyed with myself. I probably should have made links for fishing, mining, limbo, ect. before now. :/ 😕

knotty cedar
#

what is T5 equips

compact flint
#

The fifth column of Tinkering gear. I've got only 3 of them unlocked atm, though. Check the wiki?
https://idle-skilling.fandom.com/wiki/Tinkering

Idle Skilling Wiki

Use Tinkering to craft and equip with materials gained from Crusades. There are 6 free equipment slots and 1 premium slot that can be purchased with 350 gems. No Tinkering materials, levels, or...

knotty cedar
#

the Off-hands
?

compact flint
#

The Off-Hands are Daggers and Shields.

#

I can't see the names of the T5 Off-Hands on the wiki, which I assume is because I'm on mobile. If that's what you want to know. :)

knotty cedar
foggy thorn
#

not aberrant

tame sparrow
#

Trespasser

vale flicker
#

My friends finally convinced me to play league, and I'm already dissapointed

wispy dagger
#

immaterial

tropic ruin
#

Egg Inc

#

Unlock the secrets of the universe

compact flint
#

What if, when the announcement gets done... he says soon and it actually gets released in a few weeks. Mini Lava has even commented on update schedules before. Mini Lava should get another comment about waiting on devs to update stuff. IQ400 :P

#

Just thought about this, for some reason. :/

wispy dagger
#

eh

tawdry seal
#

Beans

potent kiln
#

Perfect math

#

102%

granite hamlet
#

Wat

tropic ruin
#

They're giving it 102%

modern idol
#

I hate lava hoops challenge!!!!

#

Thank you for listening.

old tusk
#

I hate lava hoops challenge!!!!
@modern idol same

vale flicker
#

Can someone play Don't Starve Together with me

#

👀

snow hedge
#

you guys jealous?

old tusk
granite hamlet
#

Yes

snow hedge
#

there is a simple trick to get it

old tusk
#

being good?

#

even if u preload it, u have to be good enough to get a lot of points to preload them

snow hedge
#

just need to ge a little good

#

if you || save scum ||

old tusk
#

wait can u?

#

i thought that wasn't possible

snow hedge
#

depends how hard you try

river niche
#

That wait time tho

tropic ruin
#

Thats nothing

#

I've got it so high that it overflows

distant siren
#

ey

raw folioBOT
#

The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT! STAR STAR STAR

errant forge
#

Who the heck is @golden ivy and why are they a mod

heady brook
#

I don't know and because they can be

distant siren
#

who are they

#

like

#

seriously

tame sparrow
#

I don't know who the fuck that is, either

#

Ahhhh, he's one of the original Jr. Mods that doesn't do anything here anymore.

graceful wraith
#

Imagine not knowing odeio7

tame sparrow
#

You're one of 3 onii-chans in the server

#

@hushed gull

graceful wraith
#

Wait a few secs

#

There

tame sparrow
#

you changed your name to demon penis

graceful wraith
#

Wym?

#

Innocent name

tame sparrow
#

Pray

graceful wraith
#

Bible Black?

vale flicker
#

I hate this conversation so much

tame sparrow
vale flicker
#

Stop

#

👀 👀

#

Cursed

graceful wraith
hushed gull
#

@tame sparrow

#

Why hast thou summoned me

tame sparrow
#

I miss you, buddy

hushed gull
#

I'm always around friend

#

I just got tired of waiting for the update lol

#

My DMs are open

tame sparrow
#

Sometimes it is more fun this way

hushed gull
#

Very true

#

An audience improves my idiocy

#

How're things how's stuff

tropic ruin
#

I need the alpha tester role again

#

and a blue name

hushed gull
#

Clearly cyan names are superior

tropic ruin
#

Y
E
S

#

T H E Y

#

A
R
E

void spade
#

Yea vad you have my express permission to bug frispy.

hushed gull
#

YOU'RE NOT MY (trapper) KEEPER

graceful wraith
#

Nice, this is perfect

#

Muscle x Beard

hushed gull
#

More like muscle x hair

#

The beard runs in the family

graceful wraith
#

Oooh incest, more spice

hushed gull
#

I'd disagree, but it definitely helped Sword Art

tame sparrow
#

Things aren't great I been sick and I had to take my whole goddam computer apart in the dark last night

#

I decided to cheer myself up by bothering you.

#

@hushed gull
Your brother said I could do this

#

@tropic ruin do you have any evidence that you were an alpha tester

#

How the fuck do I tag two people and get zero responses

#

You're both dead to me

foggy thorn
#

eggs are cool

tame sparrow
#

Kuaka I missed you

foggy thorn
#

I woke up 10 minutes ago

tame sparrow
#

Well then good morning

foggy thorn
#

thanks

#

I'm probably going back to sleep

tame sparrow
#

We need to talk about this spare computer hardware I have laying around soon

hushed gull
#

Sorry I was selling drugs

tame sparrow
#

I want some drugs :(

foggy thorn
#

that's illegal don't do that

hushed gull
#

It's only illegal in part of the country

#

I consider it a gray area

tame sparrow
#

been doing a lot of research on growing my own mushrooms recently

foggy thorn
#

yes grow mushrooms not drugs

hushed gull
#

Monotubs are life

tame sparrow
#

Well I was gonna do the PK Tek in ball jars

hushed gull
#

Also a classic

tame sparrow
#

I decided I need to get a microscope first tho

#

@foggy thorn srsly tho I'll message you with some pics and stuff soon and you can decide whether you want these pc parts or not

graceful wraith
#

@foggy thorn explain this

tame sparrow
#

There's nothing to explain, his name is a blatant warframe reference

gaunt ledge
#

lavalame2 : oof

vale flicker
#

Someone help I'm an insomniac now

tropic ruin
#

Help I'm becoming Nocturnal

vale flicker
#

It's so hard to sleep anymore and more than 2 hours feels like I'm overdoing it

#

👀

#

This is becoming an issue

tropic ruin
#

You know whats also an issue

#

Sleeping at 1pm and waking up at midnight

vale flicker
#

I can't even blame it on my phone and shit anymore, because I litteraly went a week camping with nothing and still had the same problem

#

Just kill me now

tropic ruin
#

🗡️

#

Do it

vale flicker
#

End my misery

#

🍞

tropic ruin
#

[Stabs with the dagger]

vale flicker
#

Toasted?

tropic ruin
#

No

vale flicker
#

Cheese?

tropic ruin
#

Nope

vale flicker
#

Wow

#

Boring

tropic ruin
#

Give me some Ham and Pepper

vale flicker
#

🥪

tropic ruin
#

Unless you're talking about su 🅱️ way

#

I have a big Kirby plush and i put a Blanket on him and now he looks Female

vale flicker
#

Thicc

tropic ruin
#

But you didnt answer my question

#

Also for the record i dont like cheese

#

Except Pizza

vale flicker
#

🍕

tropic ruin
#

[Proceeds to obliterate pizza in 2 seconds]

#

I could go for a 1' pizza right now

#

mute

vale flicker
#

There's 1 and a half pizza

bold quest
distant siren
#

just got a soundboard

#

its so fun to mess around with

regal root
#

I have a smellplank

ancient spoke
errant forge
regal root
#

Am I the only person who prefers 2d Mario games over 3d ones? Odyssey was pretty good though

#

I wish there were challenging parts after darker side

frail cedar
#

2d Mario is OK, but like, Mario galaxy made me who I am, so 3d gang

kind rover
#

Mario 64 is what separates the men from the children

frail cedar
#

I backwards long jump for the fuck of it

#

Come at me hoe

distant siren
#

hoe?

#

HOE?

errant forge
#

Dude, mario galaxy. I would kill to play that

#

Emulators lag and there's no mario galaxy on switch

regal root
#

Never had the chance to play galaxy :(

errant forge
#

Same

#

But seeing the mario wiki, it's exactly the kind of game that I would enjoy

distant siren
#

never had the chance to play anything old

#

except mario 64 on an emulator

errant forge
#

But there are rumors on sunshine/galaxy/64 remakes

eternal marten
#

I play Mario 64 on DS but the controls are awful

golden ivy
#

I have Mario Galaxy for the dolphins emulator on my pc

foggy thorn
#

Mario galaxy is cool

tropic ruin
#

Not a fan of it

#

Also screw The Perfect Run

#

Imagine doing the one of the hardest levels in the franchise, only to die to the LAST BOOMERANG BRO IN THE GAME

foggy thorn
#

just get good

tropic ruin
#

You'll likely be rusty after collecting every friggen green star

frail cedar
#

Psst

tropic ruin
#

Since very few of them actually require a decent amount of skill

frail cedar
#

if you die in perfect run you're a scruuuuuuuuuuiubb

foggy thorn
#

heh it's 4:20

frail cedar
#

It 320

foggy thorn
#

no

frail cedar
#

But I'll smoke anyway

#

Hehe

foggy thorn
#

also I finally got a haircut

frail cedar
#

Hot

tropic ruin
#

Smoking is bad for you

foggy thorn
#

correct

frail cedar
#

Shush

tropic ruin
#

No

#

I'm more worried about your health

foggy thorn
#

it's no longer 420

frail cedar
#

Aww

#

Rip smoking

foggy thorn
#

why is it raining

ancient flare
tropic ruin
#

Because it is

foggy thorn
#

no

tropic ruin
#

I hate you

#

Also give me back Alpha Tester

foggy thorn
#

y

ancient flare
#

How was alpha?

foggy thorn
#

no alpha

tropic ruin
#

Because it was your antics that caused me to lose it

foggy thorn
#

what did I do

tropic ruin
#

You forced yourself into a question i asked

#

And ruined the entire damn question

foggy thorn
#

you didn't answer my question

tropic ruin
#

You just said "me"

#

In the middle of the answers i put down

foggy thorn
tropic ruin
#

Exactly

foggy thorn
#

that was 2 days ago

#

you still haven't answered my question

tropic ruin
#

Im done with you

foggy thorn
#

ok

#

bye

tropic ruin
#

Ive done the block

#

Now i dont have to deal with your garbage

foggy thorn
#

????

tropic ruin
foggy thorn
#

idk

tropic ruin
#

Not that bad tbh

#

Everything is seperated by day

mighty jungle
#

What is lava doing to make sure trans feeling included in Idle Skilling?

smoky juniper
#

He’s making lots of railway tracks so they can go wherever they like

mighty jungle
#

...

#

I'm guessing you're straight and white?

smoky juniper
#

I’m a gay black disabled Jewish female

mighty jungle
#

Glad you think this is a joke.

smoky juniper
#

Obvious troll is obvious

mighty jungle
#

You admit to trolling?

#

Why troll me when I'm trying to make the game better?

snow hedge
#

pls don't ping mods for obvious bait

mighty jungle
#

?

safe isle
#

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mighty jungle
#

This is the America you want.

snow hedge
#

hi andrew 👋

safe isle
#

!mute @mighty jungle 1y

raw folioBOT
#
Queen Kevin#1161 has been muted

Reason: 1y

[unmute]

safe isle
#

whoops

#

whatever, same thing

golden ivy
#

lol

safe isle
#

hi andrew 👋
@snow hedge hi

golden ivy
#

haven't seen you in a while

snow hedge
#

is this the america you want adam

#

?

safe isle
#

is that the same fucking guy who posted the same stupid gif like a year ago? get a life holy shit

smoky juniper
#

Hahaha

#

What even is the point

golden ivy
#

probably

foggy thorn
#

what

#

how does being trans affect the game

smoky juniper
#

I hadn’t realised idle games needed to be inclusive to trans specifically. I’m not entirely sure how it’s currently any less inclusive than it is to everyone else. Maybe Bob ought to actually be trans

golden ivy
#

troll @foggy thorn

long glen
#

My fragile privileged cis white male sensibilities are hurt by the lack of relationships supporting my labels in idle skilling, and I think Lava needs to fix this immediately.

foggy thorn
#

ok but what if it wasn't a troll

golden ivy
#

it was

rigid coral
#

People like that just want attention. There is no reason to make the game "trans inclusive" because it's in no way excluding them. If you're looking for validation in an idle game, you have bigger issues.

golden ivy
#

lol

#

weird dude

dry barn
#

so guys what's the AP you get when you ascend as soon as possible?

#

for me it's 220k atm

golden ivy
#

It's about 20b rn for me

dry barn
#

Wow damn how far into the game are ya?

golden ivy
#

Ice cream 2

dry barn
#

quite far then I take it

golden ivy
#

I'm with caretaker here

#

I'm also at the last ice cream but haven't rebiethed yet

#

Nice

#

I still have to do he ice cream tho lol

frail cedar
#

I saw a ping

#

Is the person who pinged dead?

#

Oh, they are

#

Hehehe

#

Excellent

foggy thorn
#

yes

neon jolt
#

The last potions cost so much to level up.....

granite hamlet
#

It sucks when the hoops ball phases through the net and doesnt give you a point making you lose your progress

frail warren
#

oof

#

not relatable

golden ivy
#

@foggy thorn it was the profile picture was of the leader of rose city antifa

foggy thorn
#

what

#

???@golden ivy

#

thanks for responding

#

np man

dry barn
#

just hit 725 ascensions, started at like 450 today? so I should have like 30+ ap coupons by now wonder if I should stop and start my next run

golden ivy
bold quest
#

Lol this made me remember all the ahegao awoo that someone sent me

golden ivy
#

I expected normal MSI afterburner properties

#

How tf do you ascend so fast? @dry barn

dry barn
#

I just uhh, do

golden ivy
#

I ascended like 70 times and that took me an hour

#

Is there a way to do multiple ascensions?

dry barn
#

I kill all the grasslands enemies in about 10 seconds

#

also no there isnt as far as I know

#

Well, all the normal enemies, not the glitches

golden ivy
#

Oh wait that's because I don't usually pay attention while ascending

dry barn
#

So uhh I can ascend in about 12 seconds

golden ivy
#

It would probably take me ~20 minutes if I really got into a rhythm (of doing about 100 ascends)

#

But I get bored

dry barn
#

I just do other stuff while I'm busy ascending

#

I think I'll stop farming at 800 ascensions

dry barn
#

welp I hit 800

vapid mesa
#

Where it bounces around in the net and decided it doesn't want to score. Twice.

knotty cedar
desert geyser
#

No

strong ore
#

that is hard to complete though

errant forge
#

And why are YOU a mod, goddammit

#

Why is everyone a mod now

#

Like why

golden ivy
#

guy who leaves server for months is mad at changes

errant forge
#

Remember when Defiled Kings were called Junior Mod Helpers?

kind rover
#

Lava's announcement work schedule:
Employee: Phone call Mr.Lava!
Boss: And the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

errant forge
#

We seriously need V5.0000000000000000000

kind rover
#

Wow idle skilling remade 5 times!?

errant forge
#

?

jagged shadow
#

with the update coming it might be the case POGGERS

kind rover
#

The first digit in version numbers is conventionally a an entirely different game itself

errant forge
#

Yeah

kind rover
#

So like a rewrite of the whole game could be 2.0

quartz pier
#

haha penis

errant forge
#

But the current version is V4.00

kind rover
#

Wow wtf dest

errant forge
#

OOF

kind rover
#

Yeah I know

snow hedge
#

:penis:

ancient flare
#

wow

tropic ruin
#

Mooo

distant siren
#

actually

#

cookie clicker v2 existed

#

and still does

strong ore
#

current version is 4.10 if you play on a good platform

golden ivy
#

TRUE

tall sonnet
#

Android only platform

#

Imagine playing on IOS

strong ore
#

Or PC, what a loser! HAHA

smoky juniper
#

God who even plays PC

distant siren
#

mEeEEeEe

#

i play on a

#

pEeEe SeEEe

kind rover
#

Pc has emulation soooo it's technically not bad

golden ivy
#

imagine emulating a worse platform

kind rover
#

Imagine having the ascension bug

golden ivy
#

imagine me inside your mom

#

oh wait i don't need to

kind rover
#

Yeah, cuz you'll never do it

golden ivy
#

true

#

i have some standards at least

regal root
#

(he doesn't think your mom is attractive enough to partake in intercourse with her)

jade stream
#

Welp. I got what I presume was a pet drop from Defiled King raid but it's not in my codex, or my owned pets, yikes

smoky juniper
#

Delete a pet

jade stream
#

Actually I'm just dumb as shit, I needed to get into the hatchery for it to pop in first

#

I keep forgetting most stuff are refreshed once you get into the proper screen

golden ivy
#

pretty sure the solution to that is to just restart the game

jade stream
#

So I dropped the sentinel pet on the king, you can basically drop any raid boss pet?

golden ivy
#

i think so, not sure
check the spreadsheet

jade stream
#

I'll check it out
Ya, seems to be the case for some pets, not all

jade stream
#

Lol rip. I got the Yellow Sentinel pet, I just want the entertainer pet which is supposed to be 10 in 1750, Sent Y is 10 in 22000 🤣 1700 tickets in so far
Ayyy got him after 2200 tickets

golden ivy
#

jesus

heady brook
#

Yeah I still don't have red sentinel

#

I got yellow early out of pure luck

limber cliff
#

buy the 300 gem egg 4 day of farming

distant siren
#

im surprised that this server isnt dead

errant forge
#

It is

foggy thorn
#

it's pretty active

old tusk
#

imagine how active the next update will make it

obsidian sapphire
#

How many gems are you all planing to hord for the next update?

compact flint
#

Personally, none. I just have too many upgrades left to spare any Gems. I just got my second Desolator this morning. If I get lucky and get most Gem purchases before it's released, then I'll wait on ×2 resource purchases, Friendly Mushrooms, more Mystical Tillers, Canaries, Golden Nests, Shiny Vat upgrades, ect. :)

old tusk
#

i think i'm gonna save up keys till the next update and then use em all up and i'll see how many gems i'll get from it

#

sitting on ~6000 keys rn, but i think by the time the next update comes out it'll be like 30k
xD

obsidian sapphire
#

Im probably going to save tickets but use keys

#

How Long does it take you to gein 24k keys?

old tusk
#

few months, i guess

obsidian sapphire
#

Seems about right xD

bold vine
#

32 days for juiced up and 99 days for chandelier lol

old tusk
#

chandelier is bugged and takes like 500 years

#

xD

bold vine
#

Lol

#

Its lvl 55 but needs 37 Q

old tusk
#

yeah that stage is bugged and takes 500 years

bold vine
#

Woot

old tusk
#

the ones after that take even longer i believe

bold vine
#

Time to finish 6* asylum boss cards

#

Damn

stiff hawk
#

Is posting images allowed

#

Non idle skillinnimages

#

Non idleSkilling images

old tusk
#

well depends

stiff hawk
#

Wdym

bold vine
#

Oh, didnt think of that, sorry but that

#

About

old tusk
#

what pics do u want to post?

stiff hawk
#

Something slightly cursed

bold vine
#

Oh, misread that lol

old tusk
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but just post it here i'm sure it's fine

stiff hawk
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Ok if u wanna see it feel free to look

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It's not really a meme

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More of an independent image

obsidian sapphire
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Does lava speak portuguese?

snow hedge
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yeah, he's from portugal

obsidian sapphire
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Does he live somewhere else?

golden ivy
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antarctica

lilac matrix
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ugh I'm now at the point where I feel like I need an autoclicker to get any reasonable progress :/

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need the gold skull construction

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which would take hours of clicking in spelunking

bold vine
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That's the only way to get late progress... I did not want to use one but after a few weeks of little process, used a clicker for a little while. Still have lots to level but takes forever.

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Progress

obsidian sapphire
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Im now scared of the future

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When do you start needing an aoito clicker?

bold vine
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Once I unlocked the last few construction

smoky juniper
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You don’t.

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You only need an autoclicker for levelling mama Mia for a few more levels than you can get to normally. Everything else is perfectly unlockable without one.

bold vine
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I need at least 1qq green coin treasure to level several things and takes a few hours to get that with clicker

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There's a few things you will need the clicker

smoky juniper
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Ok, I’ll rephrase, you don’t need an autoclicker for anything useful or important

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Aside from a few mama Mia levels

obsidian sapphire
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What do you consider uniportant?

bold vine
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I only used it for late construction. Thats really the only thing you need it for

smoky juniper
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Big boy bags for one

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Which is useless and horrifically costly

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Late upgrades of kilowater (being linear so adding just a few extra percent damage and cash)

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Not sure what else is super costly

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Oh well the 4 upgrades that do nothing I guess

bold vine
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Agreed

obsidian sapphire
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Do they all say that they do nothing?

smoky juniper
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I mean sure, some things aren’t gonna be easy without an autoclicker, but nothing useful

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Aside from, as I say, pushing mama Mia

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Yeah 4 of them say specifically they do nothing

bold vine
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Correct pat