#off-topic-chat

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humble stag
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lol i just got the last spelunker and had them dig down for 5 seconds. expected time till he reaches the bottom is 567,425 days.

golden harbor
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I like the game but I can't leave it afk without it shutting down after an hour or 2 overnight.

smoky juniper
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Pc? Fighting causes a memory leak

golden harbor
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So prob not going play on with it, dumb really to have to move on but think I must.
No android 9 Snapdragon 855

smoky juniper
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Blue stacks is probably the way to go

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If you are set on restarting

golden harbor
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I don't have a pc so guess I am out the door lol

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Well it was a good day and fun while it lasted, have fun everyone! 👍

mighty pagoda
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Bah, i sweated all last night and haven't been drinking enough water. This morning at work is actually hell. My eyes hurt lol

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Oh my God catching this manta Ray in 5 minutes is going to be the death of me

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I keep catching the next thing down like 100 times lol

smoky juniper
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If you aren’t already you can click the fishing button when already on fishing to speed up the animation when you see a fish you don’t want

mighty pagoda
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Oh really, so like if you click the fishing tab over and over it will just reset the animation?

smoky juniper
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It should reset the animation yeah

mighty pagoda
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I'm guessing you still have to wait for the fish to get pulled up though.

smoky juniper
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It won’t save much time, but might make you less likely to shoot yourself :p

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For the fish you want, yeah you need to wait for it to count

mighty pagoda
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Oh don't worry this morning at work will do that to me

smoky juniper
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But for fish you don’t want, you can use this to instantly skip to a new animation for a new fish

mighty pagoda
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At least I'm not getting bombarded by 4 people at once

jagged kite
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Goop goop ga gooble goop
Haha u know whats up
I am concerned

mighty pagoda
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You're trying to tell me you don't know what's up?

smoky juniper
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Lava passing off a stroke as normal behaviour

distant siren
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isnt that just people

golden ivy
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hi

old tusk
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hey

slim grove
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Speaking of Lava and being weird

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I wonder what the whole "glass items" thing was gonna end up being

golden ivy
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maybe pet equipment

red cobalt
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Glass underwear of magnificent power +2

tame sparrow
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Don't go out in the sun in glass underwear if you haven't shaved

mighty pagoda
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Don't tell me what to do you're not my real dad

tame sparrow
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That's because I don't frequent the brothel behind the cheesecake factory

mighty pagoda
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Hey now, they get the irregular cheesecakes that they can't sell in the stores, I go there for the food

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Yayeet, barely barely beat icecream 6, suck it lava

red cobalt
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You guys tried Soda Dungeon 2 yet?

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Also have you seen the super cringe coin master ads? 😛

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It's not Raid: Shadowlegends levels of cringe but close.

golden ivy
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no and no

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should i and should i?

signal pasture
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moderator d e s t

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playing m i n e c r a f t

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this is epic

mighty pagoda
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Wait it came out?!?

signal pasture
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ig so man

fleet ivy
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@red cobalt is soda dungeon 2 already out? Might have to hit it up

red cobalt
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It is out in early access on android.

fleet ivy
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I played the shit out of the first one

red cobalt
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It releases on july 9th on steam and iphone

fleet ivy
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On pc and mobile lol

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Did they add enough stuff for it to be fresh and new?

red cobalt
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It's a bit samey so far, some new stuff added though but more stuff planned.

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I mean there are no radical changes

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Enjoying it a lot so far

sacred hinge
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open beta?

red cobalt
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yeah, but only on android

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Just search for it in the store

smoky juniper
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Ngl I am pumped for the new update, but if the announcement happens and is like "update will be another 3 months away" I will cry

snow hedge
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🐌 🐌 🐌 🐌 🐌 🐌

long glen
still abyss
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Lucky

tropic ruin
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Oh cool you can steal essence

long glen
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Yeah. Thief's level 25 ability, Ransack, steals gold, essence (if it's an essence mob) and has a chance for items.

tropic ruin
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I remember playing the hell out of SD1

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On my old tablet

red cobalt
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A bit? And here I am trying to beat the D8 D.boss

tropic ruin
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Which one is that

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I dont remember

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I remeber D6's boss is the Fighter one

red cobalt
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Lord of light, does veeeeery painfull smite on several characters

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In SD2

tropic ruin
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In SD1 i made it to like level 20000

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In the 2nd dungeon

long glen
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I beat Lord of Light by relying on skull blade's burn + nurse poison. Together they tick for enough to negate his healing.

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Level 25 carpenters is another strat once their quest is completed.

red cobalt
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Gotta rely on a lot of luck though and hope for few smites and get lucky with resists for poison/burn

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Oh yeah, I need to get my carpenters to lvl 25

tropic ruin
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Ive gotten every sd1 achievement

red cobalt
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Right now I'm just grinding 701-799 a bit

long glen
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Oh wait, carpenter level 25 skill was shit, right. It was huntress's one that was good for bosses.

red cobalt
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It is?

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Yeah, it's the upgraded nailed it that is the good one

long glen
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Nailed It can't crit or backstab.

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So Sharpen giving them 100% crit chance is utterly useless.

red cobalt
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carp setups seem to be used a lot though over in the sodan dungeon discord

long glen
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Maybe for climbing. The skill is so slow, seems pretty bad for farming.

red cobalt
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DMs are still awesome though, just like in SD1

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And having a mystic is super useful for recharge

long glen
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It really is. I don't use those anymore though, got enough mana that fairies are enough.

golden ivy
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how hot should a cpu be while running a normal game like cs:go

foggy thorn
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very

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enough to cook an egg

golden ivy
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mine is telling me like 50

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so idk

smoky juniper
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Well my laptop is a bit broken and just running chrome will get it 85-90 according to my temperature measure program but that’s probably a bad thing

foggy thorn
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ok but can it cook an egg

smoky juniper
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Never tried. Seems messy.

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XD

golden ivy
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ok ill try to cook egg

mighty pagoda
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Soda dungeon and this game are like two peas in a pod of baller idle-lite games. I love both

golden ivy
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i looooove soda dungeon

still abyss
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@long glen me?

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Sorry went and worked put after posting

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Oh nvm

golden ivy
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i should play soda dungeon

regal root
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Brayden play soda dungeon 2

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Its in beta but functional

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At least on android it is

golden ivy
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i dont want to

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beta is for betas

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i am an alpha

wispy dagger
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no u

red cobalt
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It's very very functional indeed

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I just got to d9

golden ivy
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hwats d9?

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ohhhh we are talking about soda dungeon

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forgot about that

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hello

paper jay
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26 hours

tame sparrow
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@smoky juniper you need a new laptop

golden ivy
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vad

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how hot should a cpu be

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you are smart tech man

tame sparrow
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It varies from 70C to 80C

regal root
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your stuff is gonna melt cm

tame sparrow
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Ryzens won't thermal throttle till 91C currently

golden ivy
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jeeze

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that seems hot

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Mine is on 63 bruah

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im on 56

smoky juniper
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I mean it’s been like that over a year and nothing has melted yet

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So I’m not going to spend money until it bursts into flames

golden ivy
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my laptop used to get so hot so i would get frozen peas from the freezer and tape them to the bottom

smoky juniper
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The alternative is just the thermometers are broken of course

dry barn
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Hello! I play this game like every day lol I love it

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just bought the two bundle gem pack thingies in the game and the things I got with the gems will hopefully boost my progression a lot

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I'm a bit of a newbie though only been playing for like 2 months

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The arcade fall skin is just awesome tho, totally worth it

golden ivy
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The gem packs are definetly worth it and my favourite part of a new update

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@dry barn If you feel lost with anything feel free to ask questions in #_

dry barn
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Sure thing! ^-^

wispy dagger
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dont spend gems on the wrong things early

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be wise

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eat rice

dry barn
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I spent all my gems from the packs already so a bit late for that lol

wispy dagger
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

dry barn
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I did get stuff that's useful to me where I am now though at least

wispy dagger
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you'll prob be ok

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gl >o>

dry barn
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Thank you ^-^

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Well a few of the things I did were: get all the card slots, get a few like 5, 100% ap increases, 1 100% bp increase, all the eternity cauldrons, 2 funny hats among other things

golden ivy
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Do you have the infinity forge yet?

dry barn
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I also already had all the overlord miners and the infinity forge ya

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I managed to get them F2P

golden ivy
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Good job

smoky juniper
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Gem rift?

dry barn
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The infinity forge is a damn life saver lol

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I didn't get the gem rift sadly

smoky juniper
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Oof

golden ivy
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Its ok I made the same mistake

smoky juniper
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It’s literally 1k free gems

dry barn
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ya, I didn't notice it until too late CM xd

smoky juniper
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😛

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Fair enough

golden ivy
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just wait till the next gem pack and use some of the gemmies for it

dry barn
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I might, I'll probably have enough to afford it

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that fall arcade skin is one of my fav things I got though

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it looks so damn nice

golden ivy
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Yeah its pretty nice

dry barn
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Also with the tunnelling pack I well, got stuff that's useful for tunnelling although that's not really much of a big part of my progression atm but it's nice

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Also the double mastery thing was super nice

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anyways either way this should boost my progression a lot

wispy dagger
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as long as you're moving forward and you're fine with how you get the end goal

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you do you

dry barn
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I don't mind spending a lil bit of money tbh to progress in this game, I don't take much pride in accomplishing stuff f2p

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I also enjoy this game a lot so nice to support the dev

golden ivy
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Well I rationalize my P2W because by buying gems you are supporting a single developer trying to make game

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simpin for lavaflame all day

dry barn
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I remember a game similar to this being popular on kongregate a year or two ago with a similar theme

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but with a different interface than this game

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and I think it was also made by lavaflame

red cobalt
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There are a few I think

smoky juniper
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Lavaflame has 29 games on Kong

dry barn
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Wow damn

golden ivy
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wait actually?

smoky juniper
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Yes

golden ivy
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oh wow

smoky juniper
golden ivy
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jeeze he has soem weird titles

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IdleFTW

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For three

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"fatman"

smoky juniper
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Lol no friends

dry barn
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Yes it's that one! Idle awards! I remember that one

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I enjoyed it a lot

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Out of all of his games though I think Idle skilling is the culmination of all of them, his masterpiece

golden ivy
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found this on an earlier lava game

dry barn
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Which game?

golden ivy
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its liek some slots game

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idle skilling in comparison to his other games is insane

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second most played is like 300k whiel idle is sitting at like 2.2 million

smoky juniper
golden ivy
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congrats

smoky juniper
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I don’t know if I should be pleased or horrified

golden ivy
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horrified? whY?

smoky juniper
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At the time spent on a chat for an idle game xD

golden ivy
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ohhhh buddy

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teehee is just the start

smoky juniper
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Oh don’t I know it

golden ivy
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you'll hit level 60 in no time and wonder where the time went

smoky juniper
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It is a nice green.

golden ivy
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indeed

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im quite sick of it

smoky juniper
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Lol

golden ivy
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like its a cool green and im happy it isnt pink or blue like it used to be but its too vibrant for my taste

tropic ruin
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I'm blue

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But not the role that gives you blue

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Well rank

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Im actually a D.King

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But one of the Mods changed my role to blue

golden ivy
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cultits is cool

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yellow is cool too

smoky juniper
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I much preferred the blue to the yellow

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But green is great

foggy thorn
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you are green

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shame if something happened to it

golden ivy
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eggs

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are

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cool

foggy thorn
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you convinced me

smoky juniper
foggy thorn
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I cannot see

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also are you 3 years old

smoky juniper
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Yes

foggy thorn
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that's not legal

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go age

smoky juniper
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Stop judging me old man

foggy thorn
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no

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what does the cm stand for

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bad answer@golden ivy

golden ivy
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no

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good answer

smoky juniper
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Does it have to stand for anything? It refers to my Kong username I made 10 or so years ago but everyone in the main game I played called me CM so I guess I just stuck with CM

golden ivy
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crack mansion

foggy thorn
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so it stands for claw machine

smoky juniper
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Or that

foggy thorn
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very cool

golden ivy
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cuper mario

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ez

foggy thorn
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no

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claw machine

regal root
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Chief master

golden ivy
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CHIEEEEF

foggy thorn
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is chief no longer here

regal root
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my kongregate was chiefwashere

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Actually cheifwashere because i misspelled chief

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Havent been on kong for like 4 years

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chat died when i arrived :(

dry barn
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I haven't been on kong in about 2 months or so

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I'm usually on that site a lot

regal root
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Yeah i used to be on it like every day

golden ivy
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i ned help with a decision

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either I buy a black thing for 64$ or a pink thing for 60$

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but if i buy the pink thing it doesnt match any of my other things

tame sparrow
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Pink is cool tho

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Plus, your entire butt plug collection doesn't have to match bro, its okay if some of them look different.

vale flicker
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Bruh

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You incriminate yourself by saying pink or black thing

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Just ask what looks better, pink or black

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Sounds like you buying a dildo tbf

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If I had to buy one for my girlfriend, it'd be purple since a black dildo sounds kinda gay tbh

golden ivy
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I'm with vad here

golden ivy
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I guess thast a good point

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but the pink isnt very good looking

bold quest
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It's gonna be up your ass anyway, unless you plan to be an exhibitionist

golden ivy
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its an eh pink

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also no no its not that at all no

near wharf
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what is it

golden ivy
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its a microphone

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i wanted it to make discord and such easier

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i just said "thing" to avoid the question of why i would need a microphone because i was in a rush and didnt want to asnwer it

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eh whatever ill jsut go with the pink

near wharf
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thats a sad choice

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i do not like playing into "other people will judge/look at you funny" but like

vale flicker
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Take black microphone

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👀

near wharf
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if youre ever in a video conference for school/work in the future

vale flicker
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My opinion

near wharf
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you will get strange looks

bold quest
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Once you go black, you never go back

vale flicker
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Just say microphone

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Half of the people in the server owns one

golden ivy
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yeh i really dont like the attention in these zoom calls

vale flicker
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That's just such a weird way of saying it

golden ivy
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i switch keyboard because i dont like the looks I get with my "gamer-ish" rgb keyboard

bold quest
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Just turn of the colors

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Boom, regular keyboard

golden ivy
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i sadly cannot anymore

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some water scuffed my function key which is used to turn it off

bold quest
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Use the function key on your other keyboard

fleet ivy
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Just get the black one lol. Just think of the $4 as you get one less Tim Horton's coffee

golden ivy
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yeah good point

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but i might go through tim hortons withdrawl

hollow forge
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throw a coin and let destiny decide

foggy thorn
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no

golden ivy
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egg

foggy thorn
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ok yes

vale flicker
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Shut

foggy thorn
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no

golden ivy
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^

vale flicker
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ok yes

strong ore
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thats kinda why I got a non-RGB mechanical keyboard

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even though im a pro silver rank in valorant

regal root
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More rgb = higher fps

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Its an exponential increase too

golden ivy
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well not anymore

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ranked isnt a thing yet since the 1.0 release

regal root
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Such a bad move i think

golden ivy
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its a good move

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some countries had horrible stability issues on day 1

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and the game strives for its competitive consistency

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it would've been a bad blunder

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on that note it is day 9 and stil no ranked

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😦

hollow forge
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no ranked is pointless to play

golden ivy
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pointless to play to begin with

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just a game really

hollow forge
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ofc not, if u get good enough u can make a career out of it

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o.o

golden ivy
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all of the big teams and even a lot of the smaller oens have already completed their roster as of like 2 months ago

hollow forge
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15 years ago, yes it was pointless, today? not

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doesnt matter, as long as u are good enough u have a shot

golden ivy
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well yeah but in the case of valorant its different

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the whole scene is and wil lalways be populated by csgo players

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unless you played csgo you have no chance to the 1.6 players who have been grinding 14 hours a day since 2003

hollow forge
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meh time played doesnt transfer to being good

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all these teams have academies, training program, small teams etc

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o/

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u only need jesus

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and u are good to go

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amem

golden ivy
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well thats a good point but in the case of a game like cs with a skill ceiling being unreachable by almost all humans it makes it so that every day they practice they become better almost endlessly

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makes it hard to compete

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but still possible i guess

hollow forge
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look at dafran

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the ex best DPS in overwatch league

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didnt play cs go professionally nor anything before playing overwatch

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and in what? 3 years he is a god of the scene

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now he is at valorant, being better than so many cs go old school players

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but yeah, not easy to achieve dude

golden ivy
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yeah

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i mean its possible

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and we are in a good position to play all day being in quarantine

hollow forge
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yeah

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i only work for a small amount of time a day now

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less money but well, thats life

golden ivy
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in the beta for valorant i played played about 14 hours per day

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ruined my school life

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Guys should I go for a walk and how far

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very far

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in km

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I'm thinking 8

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when i was depressed or mad or anything (not saying you are) i would pack my shit and walk for like 7 hours

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i usually measure in time and not km because it makes planning easier

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but yeah 8 seems good

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Same

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My family doesn't like me leaving with out them knowing

hollow forge
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walk?

golden ivy
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But I feel safer when nobody knows where I am

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lie to them

hollow forge
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are u an old man?

golden ivy
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i guess its hard in these times to leave for no reason

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I'm a young man

hollow forge
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then go for a easy run jogging

golden ivy
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iso lifted here

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when i need to leave i say im going with friends but now i cant go with friends so i cant really lie

hollow forge
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walking wont get u any benefits

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besides psycologicaly

strong ore
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playing valorant in Korea: average ping is single digit

golden ivy
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I do jog when I need the exercise but sometimes I just want to take in my surrounds

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lucky

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i had maybe like 50 ping the entire beta

hollow forge
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my ping is 8

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when its bad, 13

strong ore
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I mean all players

hollow forge
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@golden ivy then go for maybe, 30 min 1h walk

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just chilling man

golden ivy
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valorant had bad connection issues here

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which sucked but i was fine

hollow forge
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walking 8km would take u aroung 1h and 40 minutes

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at an average pacing

golden ivy
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Yeah I don't spend that long outside

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Top was like 4h

hollow forge
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4h walking?

golden ivy
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Maybe I will go out for 4h again

hollow forge
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nuts

strong ore
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played once, it was so stable actually

golden ivy
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so many errors and crashes and ping spikes

hollow forge
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i ran in college tracking team

golden ivy
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one day the servers went to shit and for an entire ranked game every player had like 400 ping

hollow forge
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so idk, just have fun since walking wont bring u any cardiovascular benefits

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unless u are literally extremeley sedentary

golden ivy
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i never move

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when i type i use my brain

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my mouse is connected to my brain

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i get 0 exercise

hollow forge
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=OO

golden ivy
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my only exercise is the trip from my bed to my pc and back

hollow forge
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i train people for a living

golden ivy
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whats a good exercise for people who cant go outside or to a gym and have 0 equipment

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I was gonna go for a walk to get some sunshine and fresh air, then use the gym equipment we have

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yeah sunshine exists

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its fuckin wild

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i havent been truly outside since winter and seeing the sun was madddd

hollow forge
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yeahh use it

bold quest
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whats a good exercise for people who cant go outside or to a gym and have 0 equipment
Exercise with your hand

hollow forge
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the sun is wild

golden ivy
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fuckiiiiing wiiiiild

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iam missing vital vitamins

hollow forge
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are u very white? ;O

golden ivy
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im like below white

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transparent

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I'm well tanned

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australia isnt real

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im atleast 80% sure its a fictional place

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the other 20% is like what

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other 20% is like maybe its a real place

hollow forge
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it is real, they have wombats

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they are cute

golden ivy
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it cant be

hollow forge
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also wallabys

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ive touched one

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while i was scared for my life

bold quest
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80% fictional, 20% burning

golden ivy
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its filled with big spiders and snakey bois and like a whooole bunch a weird jumping rabbits that also have baby pouches and these big chicken giraffes

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WELL IM NOT HERE FUCK SPIDERS

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spiders bad

bold quest
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Parasites that dig into your flesh are better

golden ivy
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parasites scary

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australia and canada are both fake

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maybe denmark too

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sweden must be real because ikea and stuff

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but greenland sounds pretty made up

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thats how i used to do minecraft sprinting

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not my hand or keyboard btw

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better not be

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cant haev you playing fortnite

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how tf do you even contort your hand to press shift with your thumb

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Like, doesn't your pinky automagically sit on shift

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no

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kept my pinky on caps lock

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for when i am angry

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In the words of lavaflame2

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ARE YOU EVEN A REAL GAMER???

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oh wait

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no

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Nah caps lock is fine

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my pinky was uop the side of my keeb and my pointer was on the spacebar

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thumb on ctrl

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just thumb does not go on shift or ctrl

tropic ruin
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Are you truely Thelegend27

golden ivy
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now i dont even use wasd

tropic ruin
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I hate wasd

golden ivy
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i use dxcv

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I've never seen someone type by putting their thumb on shift or ctrl

tropic ruin
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I use arrows

golden ivy
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arrows are in an uncomfy spot for me

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Like, my keyboard has to by directly in front of my monitor

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in games i flip my keyboard so it makes it easier to do movement quick

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How else am I supposed to use the mouse

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by flip i mean numpad against my chest

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It's just uncomfy for me so I stick with wasd

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when i type i flip my keyboard upside down

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its just easier

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keys face down

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and wack ur fce on the board in certain spots to make keys go brrr

random plank
golden ivy
#

nice dog

foggy thorn
#

thanks

kind rover
golden ivy
#

bad

#

cats arent real

vale flicker
#

Well shit

#

Guess I'm not real

golden ivy
#

fake

tropic ruin
#

Whenever i see a cat photo in here i get angrier

foggy thorn
#

same

strong ore
#

wow, dog food

golden ivy
#

dogs are cool

foggy thorn
#

pets was released on August 32nd

vale flicker
#

Yes

golden ivy
#

is august even real

vale flicker
#

Well yes, but actually no

bold quest
#

Cats are dogs on aphrodisiacs

golden ivy
#

what

#

no

#

god no

burnt zinc
#

just got so cockblocked...

#

purple portal, all the way to the last pin, almost the jackpot

#

bounced on the last pin into red

vale flicker
#

Happens more often than jackpots

#

90% of the time that last pin knocks it to the left

outer spear
#

Technically 50% of the time

#

:^)

dry barn
#

I may or may not have just bought 4k gems when I got the 2 bundle packs only like 10 hours ago lmao

#

I need to stop xd

#

Welp I now have all the mystical tillers so that's nice, along with some good 6 star cards and a hell ton of AP multis xd and some godly potions

#

I also did get the gem rift this time so that's nice

foggy thorn
#

for the people who live next to me, fuck you for leaving the lights on

#

and the curtains opened

dry barn
#

yikes

distant siren
#

why?

dry barn
#

Sounds like you got awful neighbours

foggy thorn
#

not as bad as I thought but still

#

idk maybe I want to sleep

#

my curtains are thin as fuck

#

so the light goes through

distant siren
#

oh

granite hamlet
#

I GOT MY GEMS

#

Yqy

#

No idea what im gonna spend it on

woven apex
elder temple
#

c u b e o r a n g e

#

noo why'd u delete it

woven apex
#

oh

elder temple
#

he said it's a cube carrot

woven apex
#

apparently its a carrot

elder temple
#

50$ cube carrot!!

woven apex
#

Lore got rewritten

elder temple
#

retconned cube carrot

#

now unpriced

woven apex
#

plank also looks tasty

near wharf
#

i dont want people to know the shame of buying a $50 carrot cute

#

cube

elder temple
#

Cube Carrot: 5 cool cash

near wharf
#

sir that will be 5000 gems

#

new feature:

elder temple
#

will you take 600,000 asylum keys?

woven apex
#

Buy food or die

near wharf
#

you can buy something in the gem shop that literally gives you ever single thing in the game...

#

but it always costs: "Number of gems you own + 1 "

woven apex
#

LavaFlame more like Devil

elder temple
#

ah, the old cube carrot-on-a-stick

near wharf
#

"oh man im 1 gem off, ill just buy a 200 gem pack"

elder temple
#

bingo

near wharf
#

"... huh i must have misread it, but now im 1 gem off" etc etc

elder temple
#

you'll be rich!

near wharf
#

only if combined with severe short term memory loss

woven apex
#

"I must have misread" after buying a 200 gem pack

#

uhuh

elder temple
#

imagine all the hyper eggs you could buy if people started doing that

#

you could pay for people's severe short term memory loss therapy

woven apex
#

why buy hyper eggs when you can buy card packs

elder temple
#

Dr Lavaflame2

golden ivy
#

Cube carrot

#

Like a cube watermelon

#

The horn thing can be a swirly onion

elder temple
#

Praise Helix

golden ivy
granite hamlet
#

Is that iron fake

golden ivy
granite hamlet
#

Man behind the slaughter joke

golden ivy
#

Jotaro behind the slaughter

#

lmao

granite hamlet
#

Hehe

maiden prism
#

so i raised my tanks pet "starting levels" to over 1000 and got a nice surprise! 👍 💩

distant siren
#

what is it?

#

ive never really considered using "starting levels" pets because they seemed pretty weak

#

but getting them to 1000 seems like it would give a lot of stats

maiden prism
#

Its not working at all

distant siren
#

o

maiden prism
#

I got 0 levels from it

distant siren
#

should have made sure

#

well next update your hard work will pay off

#

hopefully

maiden prism
#

maybe, but its way too powerful acutally

#

i wouldnt be mad if he nerves it to 10%. Or make it a curve, that in the beginning you get more levels and later on just 0.1 starting level per pet level

#

Is there a list of all the stuff that is doing nothing at the current version?

distant siren
#

diminishing returns

maiden prism
#

yes exactly

distant siren
#

well there's #_

granite hamlet
#

Bugs

#

How bad

maiden prism
#

Maybe I am blind or this is not listed

fair cape
#

Starting lvls are capped

#

Its a cap together for tanks and passives

#

And its pretty low

maiden prism
#

oh thanks. its maybe around 265 i guess

worldly lichen
#

200 IIRC

maiden prism
#

I just rebirthed and smithing was around 260

worldly lichen
#

Smithing is capped at 250 or 260

maiden prism
#

its capped at 250, but before i leveled up it was higher, and then it minus-capped at 250

worldly lichen
#

Oh yeah that can happen

fair cape
#

Thats not because of starting lvls

worldly lichen
#

It's 100 for the starting lvl

fair cape
#

Ye

#

Smithing can chain lvl over 250

maiden prism
#

but it was higher when i just have entered the screen for the first time

fair cape
#

But it will reset to that if you go onscreen and get another lvl

maiden prism
#

anyway i dont care about the smithing level 😆

distant siren
#

only about smithing exp

maiden prism
#

you mean that you dont need smithing exp because of that?

distant siren
#

smithing exp = traces

fair cape
#

I should do some quick ascends to get smithing traces

maiden prism
#

Yes, but only if you are already in the endgame, or REALLY need them

#

I did around 50 Smith trace - ascends a few month ago. and now i get more traces with a single ascend

fair cape
#

I get from first section the cap amounts

maiden prism
#

okay then 👍

maiden prism
#

wow i am having a bug right now, where my Perk points are increasing when i spend them

#

Is an infinite perk on level 439755 possible? Maybe it was just visual

fair cape
#

Thats because if you get more than 2.1b perk points it counts backwards

#

If you get enough, it does count multiple times back and forth

maiden prism
#

ah ok, you are better then any Wiki

fair cape
#

And if you have enough perk points 439755 is possible

maiden prism
#

so its not dangerous to have more then 2.1 perk points?

fair cape
#

Yes, it calculates correctly

golden ivy
#

omg

tame sparrow
#

Lava making that crudité

clever karma
#

that carrot cube reminds me of slime rancher

tame sparrow
#

Slime Rancher is so good

granite hamlet
#

Yes

#

It is

#

Imagine if it was online

#

The game would be SO much easier

#

And fun

clever karma
#

did you mean multiplayer or online

granite hamlet
#

Well

#

Just being with other players

#

But i mean

#

Beatrice

#

Maybe bill nye our science guy can whip up a clone

clever karma
#

yeah i can see that being fun

granite hamlet
#

Maybe

#

Humperous

#

Or whatever he is caleed

#

The guy that was on the far far ranch before you

#

Being able to play with other people tho

#

Tho

#

The problem i see is

#

The gun

#

Or vac pack

#

Perspective makes it look relitive to your size

#

But in reality its very huge

#

Have youseen a 3rd person shot

#

Its suprising how big the vac pack gun is

#

Imagine you needed to eat food

#

Food is so easy to acquire

#

But it makes going out on trips more exciting

#

Maybe even a thirst bar

bold quest
#

They are always thirsty

tame sparrow
#

I've always found having multiple death bars to manage is less fun for me that just having one or two. Health + Thirst is good, or Health + Air. Health + Water + Food is generally starting to get annoying. And I have played games where you had to manage your health, food, water, air, and power stuff too, which is just way over the top IMO

lavish umbra
#

Yeah... games are an escape I already have to eat,crap,sleep,drink in real life. The idea of life and death is fun I guess because you don’t deal with that in life preferably.

tame sparrow
#

Exactly

lavish umbra
#

You know a new match 3 RPG would be good. A new puzzle quest. Not like the garbage sequel and ripoff online versions.

#

John wick as a new shooter as well. Not with Max Payne or Matrix style slowdowns but maybe just a bit in a bulletstorm style.

granite hamlet
#

You need to be able to easily get food

gaunt ledge
#

@fair cape holy sh!t how do you have so many perk points ??

#

what is your level of "gains +x% perk point" ascention perk ?

fleet ivy
#

It's pretty standard late game. There are tons of things that multiply your perk points

#

Eventually you'll have so many you'll consider an auto clicker to spend them lol

gaunt ledge
#

"lava pls add a x50.000 multiplier for perks"

potent kiln
#

Anyone know what is this

#

?

static rampart
#

A card that a former contest winner designed

potent kiln
#

Uhhhh

#

Did it has other uses? Or just a 4% monster cash

static rampart
#

Well you can upgrade the card, but except for the value to go up, it will say the same

potent kiln
#

Oh

#

So

#

Its just for collection?

static rampart
#

You can use it, if you want cash and don‘t have better cards. But usually you will be fine without using it. So just collecting YES

foggy thorn
#

it's much better than what it shows

potent kiln
#

A

#

Wait what

#

it's much better than what it shows
@foggy thorn wdym

foggy thorn
#

the bonus is higher than 4%

potent kiln
#

Ohh

sacred hinge
#

the bonus is higher than 4%
@foggy thorn as if

foggy thorn
#

it is

potent kiln
#

Oooo

#

It actually can give more than it show

#

But still weaker than limpy

#

Sad

sacred hinge
#

and how much does it give

golden ivy
#

e

lapis swan
#

e

distant siren
#

e

#

:unsmith:

#

:researchsmith:

outer spear
#

Carrot cube reminds me of minecraft pumpkin

dry barn
#

I'm not sure when I'm gonna ascend atm tbh, I'd get a damn lot of ap and be able to get a lot of upgrades but at the same time I wanna beat the 1st area in purgatory

#

I've got 21 purgatory stages to go

distant siren
#

its worth it

dry barn
#

I'll take your word for it

#

I'm currently doing 235k blue damage so I shouldn't have any problems in terms of that

#

Or rather, it says 235k under strength but I'm doing more than that

fossil badge
#

@kind rover did you manage to get that shrine to level 146 or whatever it was

foggy thorn
#

he got good

fossil badge
#

also wow

#

i can still get pets to 500+

worldly bridge
#

Does resourcesake work?

dry barn
#

Anyways just reached bog now finally and I'm just like.. now what lol

#

I did unlock that new perk tree thingy though so that's nice

vale sail
#

wait

#

I just noticed

#

"cya" does it mean see you around

golden ivy
#

well yeah

balmy hare
#

xD

golden ivy
#

oh waot

#

it kinda does

vale sail
#

oof

golden ivy
#

🧠

#

look at the wrinkles on this dude

balmy hare
#

ok i'm stupid

#

i lost a raid pet by not having enough space

smoky juniper
#

If you delete a pet it should appear?

worldly lichen
#

And it's in your codex I think

golden ivy
#

kuaka

distant siren
#

kaka

tropic ruin
#

Kuk

foggy thorn
#

what

golden ivy
#

i heard u were mod on mr cryptogrounds server

#

thats pretty cool

foggy thorn
#

yes

golden ivy
#

i watch his unity tutorials a lot and saw he was live and stuff, i had no idea he was even in the discord

foggy thorn
#

he's been in here for a while

#

I joined his discord when Bosch told me he had a game

golden ivy
#

i was shocked when i saw his unity game had kuakacoin in it during the live stream

foggy thorn
#

yeah

#

it's very swag much epix

golden ivy
#

yes very

fair cape
#

Ah, i remember this coin, you send a picture of that

iron glacier
#

Anyone got any news If steam is coming any time soon

mint mountain
#

Money

lapis swan
#

doubt it reda

#

but I'm not sure

golden ivy
#

idle skilling on steam?

#

it's on pc, so no

#

it'll be on steam within 7 months

#

im 65% sure

#

hi

#

no

#

Okay

#

Hearing that very often anyways

tropic ruin
#

Im in D6 in SD2 now

#

Nurse op

golden ivy
#

oh nice

#

is the game like good

#

like could it rival the original?

fleet ivy
#

He's already decided not to put it on steam

#

Your 7 months is way off :p

golden ivy
#

wait actually

#

thats stupid

#

idle could do werll on steam

#

oh yeah i remmebr he said that in chat

#

but i think its a bamboozle

fleet ivy
#

Yeah but his software isn't compatible with steam

#

According to him

golden ivy
#

yes it is

#

stencyl has a desktop export

fleet ivy
#

Well then you convince him

golden ivy
#

well im no expert but i have seen the button to export it that way

tropic ruin
#

The game is much harder so i say yes

golden ivy
#

sick

#

i cant wait to play

tropic ruin
#

Also no banker so you cant break the game

golden ivy
#

i never got to a high dungeon

#

like i think i got to d5

tropic ruin
#

Oh i got to like level 20000

#

Here the game scales way more

#

Just like Btd6 in the much later rounds

#

Also the bosses are actaully hard

#

Especially the boss you fight on floor x00 when youve already beaten the boss there

#

His name is

#

JOHN SENA The Janitor

#

On floor 100 he's not too big of a deal. 60 HP with 26 attack. Nothing special

#

However

#

On later floors he scales faster than a Red Bloon to a B.A.D

golden ivy
#

oh fuck

tropic ruin
#

The last time i fought him on floor 400

#

He had over 3000 hp and could hit up into the 100s

#

Also i didnt mention

#

He gets the 1st turn

#

He has an attack that hits the party for less damage than his normal attack

#

A swipe attack that does just slightly less than his normal attack, but hits either side of your party

#

Or Dark Slash, which hits 1 party member for more damage then his normal attack

foggy thorn
#

hmm tacos good

golden ivy
#

tacos fucking fiiiiire

#

i would kill for a good taco

#

not that fake shit either

#

like authentic

potent kiln
#

Should i ascned now? I reached mountain and will get 329 ascend coins after ascend

golden ivy
#

seems like a nice point to ascend

potent kiln
#

Oh ok

#

Thx

near flower
#

Do divine pets have any different statistics? I used a scroll on an attempt to breed a pet and didnt happen to get anything new poor things were both lv 1 cause i had to reclaim them from spam clicking and now i have a green boi

#

:^) i know not the difference in greenboys and non greenboys

#

Also does the scroll scale off the level of the pets in the nest?

hollow wolf
#

Wood chopping simulator coming to idle skilling

golden ivy
#

as an omega-tester i can confirm the existence of tree chopping

#

i have had the new update for years

hollow wolf
#

idk why, but it feels like Lavaflame is doing something of a fusion between Idle skiling + Maplestory with those spoilers

golden ivy
#

maple story and idle are in the same universe

#

but thats just a game theory

#

he does have a thing that refers to maple story in the mist

naive vigil
#

Lava has some major self confidence issues. Look at this monster of a game he has created! Lava you are awesome and you're skills with game creation and mechanics are insane!

golden ivy
#

^

smoky burrow
#

Gortawg, being able to see all the flaws ironically is what makes a good artist, but they see the flaws and so feel very insecure

#

It’s very common

tropic ruin
#

Dont feel bad if we report bugs, we arent saying the game sucks, we're trying to help make the game as good as possible

wispy dagger
#

Lava is a weenie

golden ivy
#

but in a good way

foggy thorn
#

the tacos were good btw

potent kiln
#

Epik

#

I accidentally used all my ascend coins on monster cash

bold quest
#

@foggy thorn try me next

foggy thorn
#

😳

viscid tide
tropic ruin
#

Mountain

burnt zinc
#

aint it pog how sometimes you wanna do deprived raiding 5 but everytime you ascend you immediately level up because your build's too strong?

#

aint that just peachy

tropic ruin
#

Simple

#

Just click portal the very frame you get the chance to enter the portal

#

Its easy right?

burnt zinc
#

builds too good 😔

tropic ruin
#

Thats how you have to do it

burnt zinc
#

bruhhhhhhh

tropic ruin
#

Click as soon as you can before you get the strength level

burnt zinc
#

guess i gotta

#

claw my way through unskilled kills

#

i long for the sweet joyous occasion on which someone throws me into a dumpster

open ledge
#

henlo plox halp me need sugjestion wit icecrem ??///??

#

I did first ice crem plxz help secon

granite hamlet
#

Oh

#

!icecream

#

Dang

#

!dairy

raw folioBOT
#

Infinite perk locks and cosmic potions are locked behind completing ice cream in dairy aisle.

Each ice cream reduces your damage by ^2/(2+x), with x being which number ice cream you're on. The best way to increase your damage on an ice cream run is to craft facestompers, rubium dusters, djinnic trinkets, broken daggers, and galaxial slashers. If you forget any of these 5 items, you are severely hindering your potential damage.

To see if you have enough damage to attempt an icecream, check Alien's Icecream Calculator here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VAoRSvXsZAEkl5KMo3ernSmc1WdX9iH8getHcKJNfGY/edit#gid=1308305454
To use it, make a copy and fill in the three green cells with your own info.

Or visit the JSCalc version here:
https://jscalc.io/calc/nRqXfLNVY4n1hxOt

granite hamlet
#

@open ledge here is a calculator

open ledge
#

o

#

jesus christ theres a litteral calculator for that stuff?

granite hamlet
#

Yes

#

It gets REALLY complicated

open ledge
#

...wow also how do the

#

the pet thingies work

#

like the side pets that uh sit on your scren

granite hamlet
#

At the bottom?

open ledge
#

yeah

granite hamlet
#

They are just the pets that you went to level up in the third section ofmpets

open ledge
#

so there...just passive effects?

#

are they only active when there in those little slot thingies

granite hamlet
#

They dont do anything

#

Pet passives are

#

Well passive

#

They are alwwys active

open ledge
#

oh so I can just remove the pets from those slots and I still keep the bonuses?

#

what if I delete the pet

granite hamlet
#

Yes

#

Deleting the pet also does nothing

open ledge
#

.

#

so...you can technically get infinite pitinko ball %

granite hamlet
#

No

open ledge
#

oh?

granite hamlet
#

There is a limit

open ledge
#

o

#

ok

granite hamlet
#

Pet passive caps

Pachi: ~49 balls per collection
Starting levels: total of 100 (total is across pet passives and research tanks)
Cauldron speed upgrades: total of 400
Hoops: 45 gems total (base of 25) (the game can display up to 60 but you get no more than 45)

#

See

open ledge
#

ty for helping, Im still absolutely confused about pets n stuff

granite hamlet
#

Just ask

open ledge
#

k

granite hamlet
#

People are nice in this community

open ledge
#

I see

granite hamlet
#

Hi bread

golden ivy
#

i am bread

granite hamlet
#

Frustrating game

golden ivy
#

i have 30$ and nothing to buy

#

😦

granite hamlet
#

THEN WHY DONT YOU BUY

#

I forgot what it was called

open ledge
#

How do i solve the constant crashing?

granite hamlet
#

Constant

golden ivy
#

of idle skilling?

granite hamlet
#

Crashing

#

Oh no

open ledge
#

Ye

golden ivy
#

the game hasnt had crash issues for like months

#

maybe a hardware issue

open ledge
#

I keep crashing

#

When i select different areas

granite hamlet
#

Hmm?

open ledge
#

It kicks me out and says theres a problem

granite hamlet
#

That's no good

open ledge
#

Ye ....

#

Idk what to do about it

#

Im uninstalling and reinstalling it

#

Yep game crashed.....

foggy thorn
#

might be a phone related problem

lofty badger
#

I used to have that problem when I did a lot of time traveling 😂

bold quest
#

@open ledge not worried that your save is already lost?

open ledge
#

.

#

My what

#

Wdym im still playing

golden ivy
#

Uhh Hi?

granite hamlet
#

Hi

#

Welcome

old tusk
#

hey

#

morning

golden ivy
#

morning

old tusk
#

i'm gonna go to strawberry fields in 20 mins

golden ivy
#

have fun

#

how long will you be there

#

i assume forever

old tusk
#

but after that i gotta go learm latin ..........

#

how long will you be there
@golden ivy hopefully a long time but probably not so long

turbid grotto
#

So much hypeeee

wise hare
#

Oh kill me... I needed more internal space on my tablet so I tried moving idle skilling to my SD Card and apparently that erased my game data...

golden ivy
#

rip

wise hare
#

Why was I not using cloudsaving?!

ashen orbit
#

because it doesn't work half the time?

#

or has it been fixed yet?

wise hare
#

Nope the data is gone... it’s gone but I did get some help which I’m very grateful for.

golden ivy
#

cloudsaving works fine

#

people who say otherwise are drama queens

ashen orbit
#

fair enough lol

#

at least you got some help

#

hopefully you still enjoy the game dude

#

says the guy who hasn't been on there for two weeks+

golden ivy
#

i havent played game for years

ashen orbit
#

Lmao, sure

golden ivy
#

6 years

#

or 5

ashen orbit
#

sure lol

golden ivy
#

maybe 8

#

i dont remember

near wharf
#

shout out to all the guys who leave google ratings and email me stuff like

#

"i love this game, ive played it for over 2 years now"

#

some even say over 3 years lolol

ashen orbit
#

damm

#

that's awesome lol

#

you made a good game lava

golden ivy
#

yeah its pretty cool

ashen orbit
#

says that one that hasn't played it in 6 years, or 5, maybe 8 because he doesn't remember

golden ivy
#

numbers are hard

ashen orbit
#

I'm hard

#

wait what-

#

anyway, yes they are, but you're just simply bad at them Lmao

pallid hazel
#

"ive been playing since i was a kid"

#

o7

ashen orbit
#

lol

mint mountain
#

I hope lava adds lootboxes

granite hamlet
#

Well

#

I mean

sour mulch
#

Hello

#

I'm new

#

(from discord

snow hedge
#

Hello new

distant siren
#

hello new im walking disappointment

#

sans

mint mountain
#

You mean TO discord?

old tusk
#

i finally got my last raid card back! now i'm done with boss foiling

kind rover
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Lmfao @ people that haven't broken their game

knotty cedar
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how much time do you guys play this game

old tusk
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~1 year

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a bit more probably

golden ivy
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On this play through like 7 months

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I almost have enough keys to replace the keys emig X ate to get his card

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After 160 hours offline

snow hedge
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how much time do you guys play this game
i haven't played this game in over 6months

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👍

golden ivy
snow hedge
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i will post my welcome back screen with the next update

golden ivy
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That’s 4 months

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(It’s my other phone i backed it up on :P)

snow hedge
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haha

lost verge
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Hello there

old tusk
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hey

lost verge
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I am very very close to Oblivion

old tusk
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nice

foggy thorn
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hi very very close to Oblivion I'm kuaka

lost verge
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XD

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i reached Disciple O

old tusk
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real nice

lost verge
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now KeyMaster O