xD
#off-topic-chat
golden ivy
arctic comet
Teamers*
arctic comet
Please just let there be balance
golden ivy
LUL
arctic comet
You already got your capitalism
golden ivy
Yea, I need to capitalize 1 side
near cairn
You need to capitalize on Balance
golden ivy
exactly
near cairn
so balance it
arctic comet
My savior!
near cairn
the pig to bacon ration
arctic comet
UUUNNNNNLIMITED POWER!!!
golden ivy
Damn
arctic comet
The war has been won
near cairn
god damn it
golden ivy
OUR unbalance
near cairn
unbalance is uncapitalistic
golden ivy
wdym
arctic comet
Exactly
golden ivy
Ima communist
arctic comet
Shouldn’t everything be balanced then
golden ivy
HOL ON
arctic comet
Lol
golden ivy
hm
arctic comet
Hacks
golden ivy
xD
proper kayak
Can you load cloud save from other system?
Ios - android
Oops will ask in other channel
red cobalt
No
uneven dune
Crocodile very harmless
fossil stratus
Welp, i just helped someone that's being pysically and mentally abused by their parents
I feel better about myself
modern cobalt
I would be friends with that man
fossil stratus
Rlly
modern cobalt
I meant the croc I didnt read what you said sorry 😦
fossil stratus
Actually maybe i would do gread as a therapist
modern cobalt
good on you tho
fossil stratus
Oh ok
And thanks
I like helping, even though i can look very cold and distant irl
modern cobalt
thats a good thing to be good at
fossil stratus
Yeah
Aaanyways it's almost 3am here so i might need to go get some sleep...
So gn
fossil badge
Anyone got any favourite skyrim mods?
tame sparrow
CBBE
fossil badge
beautiful bodies?
worn swallow
Thug life.
near cairn
The macho man dragon reskin
visual ingot
Just finally unlocked the level 120 crusader, fought him a bit, threw some crusaders at him, and afk'd for 2 hours, came back now I'm level 191. That was nice.
tropic ruin
Well i found something to spend my time on
foggy thorn
@tame sparrow read warble
strong ore
what is warble?
tame sparrow
Probably a webnovel, manwa, manhwa, or manga
foggy thorn
yes
tame sparrow
golden ivy
thicc
foggy thorn
no they merged
golden ivy
my cat looks like she merged with a big one too
patent tinsel
nice
red cobalt
If the cat could speak it would be all like "Food. Food. Food! FOOD! FOOD, BITCH!"
golden ivy
i fucking wish
patent tinsel
ye
golden ivy
the repeated "meow" is so much worse than actual english
crude epoch
I have such a worse picture
tropic ruin
Ok please stop im going to cry because you're all reminding me of the time i had my cat
tropic ruin
Her suffering was ended when she was only 4 years old
golden ivy
o
torpid smelt
Hi
golden ivy
no
distant siren
greetings
rotund pier
can someone check something for me? It doesnt seem to switch to the crusade deck slot I have for pets (unless I do it manually). Noticed this because the +pet dmg doesnt seem to be added unless I switch manually to the crusade item page.
strong ore
pet link for crusade item doesnt work
golden ivy
Anybody know how many glitches are in forest
old tusk
i think each area has 100 enemies so if u want to know how many glitches are in a area u do "100-amount of normal enemies"
lilac matrix
It will become really fast later on
You may as well leave the mastery tasks until you can do them quickly
I'm actually starting to get pissed off at the raid card rng
I can't foil king because king x and y won't drop
I've been fighting only king z for almost a week
rare dagger
You are only fighting King Z, and want the King X and King Y card to drop?
smoky juniper
can someone check something for me? It doesnt seem to switch to the crusade deck slot I have for pets (unless I do it manually). Noticed this because the +pet dmg doesnt seem to be added unless I switch manually to the crusade item page.
@rotund pier this is well known, both the pet link and the botany link don’t work.
rotund pier
oh yay, well i didn't know xD
smoky juniper
😛
rotund pier
but the better question is, does lava know 😆
can suddenly advance in pets once more... so thats nice 🙂
smoky juniper
If you are bored on manually setting the link you can always put it on a different link, and make sure you always progress to pets after that page
rotund pier
well most other links/pages are already in use, so not really a page i can go from towards pets 🤔
sacred hinge
this is well known, both the pet link and the botany link don’t work.
i am happy to find it out
bronze trellis
i put it on train then just check train and then go to pets
distant siren
howdy
long glen
Keep watching me. You'll be scarred for life.
turbid grotto
Looks just like a plushie to me
regal root
firey
distant siren
bro you just posted cringe
regal root
Nice
smoky juniper
how do you get so many kills? I mean I have my pet passives 100 or so, completely endgame etc, and several orders of magnitude off from that
I mean I guess it hardly matters, but still, am curious
sacred hinge
idk lol
smoky juniper
Maybe its a pc thing lol. Everything else is
also what's up with your length of run time being negative lol?
worldly lichen
The kills come from Infinity damage I think
smoky juniper
right, fair
lament prairie
smoky juniper
Man I wish I had higher pet passives 😛
Would make this grind up to inf easier
Only need 3 or 4x more damage now
rotund pier
pfff i see a minus before his current run played.... wonder how many decades he skipped in time
distant siren
im guilty yes
left briar
Who knows the best way to hatch a slime with double health? Is it just letting slimes mate and waiting or if there a method?
golden ivy
just waiting, the chance goes up with hatchery level check #idle-skilling-info
and #_
humble stag
Just got sentinel r pet from scallus how does that work lol
prisma meadow
humble stag
What a wiered exception then.
fair cape
The hardest one is the blue one
lilac matrix
honestly if there was one bug fix in the next update I'd want it to be a fix to riche biche
I feel it would make spelunking so much less painful
smoky juniper
I think it would be nice to view stats again #pcbuggedtoshit
lilac matrix
true, I keep forgetting that the non android versions have it worse
but seriously, riche biche would make spelunking not need an autoclicker anymore :/
lilac matrix
spelunk treasure worth x% more per 10 spelunk levels
smoky quartz
it works to an extent
lilac matrix
are you sure?
I noticed no difference leveling it from 20% to 50%
which should make a huge difference
smoky quartz
53-93 = i think its additive and
lilac matrix
additive with what
smoky quartz
Learning Perk 12
lilac matrix
99% sure it isn't
smoky quartz
i know its probs not ment to be
steel dome
hello peeps o/
lilac matrix
my learning 12 was at 150% when I did the test
smoky quartz
mines at 5,3k
smoky quartz
i think it only adds the once
like its ment to be every 10 levels
but set to power of 10 levels
lilac matrix
at that point it hardly even matters then
lilac matrix
there's no difference between it doing that and nothing lmao
smoky quartz
if it worked it should be Base x LPerk 3 x Every Lperk 9 x potion x Cards
so Meths =
200 x 200% x50% x50% x50% x50% x50% x50% x50% x50% x300% x112%
for me
lets cal
Oh i missed Contruction
should equal 2.1m
but i got 719k / hr learning
rigid coral
Yes
ornate sage
Is there a way to get the save off my browser, because I'm swapping out my motherboard
snow hedge
Is there a way to get the save off my browser, because I'm swapping out my motherboard
i hate when my motherboard runs out of storage
visual ingot
Well, if you swap motherboards you might reinstall windows, or put in a new boot drive, so that could be a problem
smoky juniper
Why can't you just use a flash drive?
Or any memory storage device
Or copy it across from your old hardrive
or use a program like dropbox
Or just email it to yourself
Or facebook it to yourself
I mean copying a file is not a big deal
tropic ruin
I've been playing Diablo III: Eternal Collection
Its been really fun
I have a stupid insane shield
I can hit for up to 100 million damage
tame sparrow
Imagine playing a blizzard game in this day and age
regal root
Man i love diablo but blizzard is pretty bad
Also why is the switch version of diablo 3 so much more expensive than the other versions
Sorry should be #550107059920699392
near cairn
@tropic ruin is 100mil you Sheet dps or Actual DPS?
@regal root Cause it came out more recently
regal root
I guess, but its a graphical downgrade from the pc and console versions. Its not superior in any way
tame sparrow
Well of course it is. Its on the Switch. Its a handheld gaming tablet.
They're still going to charge the max price for it because it just came out on that platform.
Even though it is old. That's how capitalism works. You make something, and then for years you recycle it over and over again putting almost no effort in to improving it majorly, and eventually it comes to the latest handheld console.
You know, like skyrim.
lost verge
My suggestion is in #best-suggestions-✅ i am so happy
near cairn
you gotta pump them numbers up
tropic ruin
Its why im trying to get legendary items as all my equipment
I have a legendary gem that boosts damage for each legendary non set equipment piece
How much?
50% Per.
And i can make it even stronger
Also this is without Pylons or Nephiem Glory
I could probably do close to 750mil with those
sacred hinge
I need a lifegoal after infint onscreen...
rotund pier
complete all the tunneling upgrades? xD
near cairn
Yeah the Legacy of Nightmares builds, sounds like you are probably running Crusader
@rotund pier i think that s actually impossible right now
rotund pier
i know it is xD
light saffron
Morning!
golden ivy
“DoN’T YoU GuYs HaVe PhOnEs?!”
light raven
I realized why I’ve been so stagnet for the past few weeks, it’s because I wasn’t getting any new pets to research.... oops
golden ivy
Pets really mess people over if they don’t properly do it
light raven
Ya I was just getting them stronger not doing different combos
fleet ivy
You can still almost fully progress if you just level them without combos
Just get them to like 10k then use those to raise your team to that, then get them to like 500k then raise your team to that, and so on
lilac matrix
lmao chandelier dropped at level 3
golden ivy
Howdy
light saffron
Bruh got nothing but star cards from a psychosis pack it took me so long to get those gems
crude epoch
It's literally the most worthless thing ever
vale flicker
When you're late game and make about 100-200 gems a day, you should buy the 6* card packs
If any
light saffron
I know but I was desperate
vale flicker
Wasteful
light saffron
I've spent about 5k keys trying to get the gorshank z card
crude epoch
6*s are extra useless because when you actually get the Spelunking upgrade it'll just delete them lol
light saffron
Nah you keep 6 star cards
vale flicker
Wrong
light saffron
It doesn't remove them
vale flicker
You keep em
vale flicker
And there aren't construction 6* upgrades for crusade, spelunking, farming, etc.
So you need the card packs
light saffron
Man I cant get farming cards to save my life I think I have like 4?
crude epoch
Yeah I know, but I don't think it's worth it, except maybe for Farming, maybe.
Of course I'm probably wrong though
vale flicker
Completionist, what else are you suppose to do with 2k gems a week while waiting for the next update
crude epoch
That's fair lmao
Then I guess it's better to buy them for exclusively super endgame, right?
remote ridge
how ya getting 2K gems a week
vale flicker
Until you're like teehee 6-13
crude epoch
Okay well thanks for the info!
crude epoch
Yeah I only just recently made it to Incarnates.
light saffron
I'm on teehee 31 right now
vale flicker
@remote ridge Pachinko, mostly asylum and raid
remote ridge
makes sense
light saffron
Can go higher without marked
vale flicker
I have a backlog of about 70k keys right now
spiral pumice
-.- just cleared lunar for first time... Immediatle emasculated by maelstrom
crude epoch
Oof I should probably get on my contracts, I always forget about them.
light saffron
Finally hit 9 star damage the other day
vale flicker
Occ x 6* and sparky 6*+ double keys from contracts + mastery perks that increase tickets and keys
spiral pumice
Anythin unlock after lunar?
light saffron
Anyone know what bonus you get for all 36 contracts?
vale flicker
Double all contract bonuses
light saffron
I have 5 star occ
crude epoch
Man I love this game, every single time I come in this chat I just get reminded how awesome this thing is.
light saffron
Soarly is 5 to?
vale flicker
Sparky bob or whatever it is
light saffron
I can 6star my occ but I'm waiting to I get an abundance of keys so I can farm them back
light saffron
I think I have 250 keys atm
smoky juniper
About 8500 keys is e(x) for all 16 asylum cards. But variance is reasonably high
crude epoch
Wait yeah, is it worth to do my raid 6*s? Cause it took me forever to get all the cards and I'm currently using two different Defiled King cards that I don't want to remove.
vale flicker
You have to do raid 6s for asylum 6s
crude epoch
Okay then yes
vale flicker
Raid is a pain to get all your cards back
smoky juniper
A massive pain
crude epoch
Alright, I have about 700 tickets left over, do y'all think it's worth to do King?
crude epoch
Okay well that's... Okay
golden ivy
Man can I auto porogress crusades, i have been hitting attack and next for half an hour already and just did 2 monsters
this is boring
crude epoch
Set up an Auto Clicker, that's what I do.
strong ore
not much reason to push crusades
crude epoch
Well unless you need their mats really bad and you're just starting out.
strong ore
you can use a crusade mat deck
and you will get a shit ton of mats even without pushing that far
not to mention tinkering deck
crude epoch
Yeah I've noticed, I haven't spent a ton of time into building decks just yet cause I need more white cards lol
I do always forget about that, thanks for reminding me!
Holy crap I hate this one contract so much, Insane Contract 3... You have to catch a certain fish on screen in 5 minutes, and I've been trying for about 2 hours for one fish now and it's still no luck. I catch a ton beforehand but now that they're actually important I haven't gotten the god damn sea snail and I'm getting pissy
visual ingot
Yeah, I'm on that one too, lol
It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to have it be the one it shows you pulling up
trail summit
too
crude epoch
You can download Autoclickers from a variety of places on Mobile, I get most of mine of APKpure.
trail summit
Holy crap I hate this one contract so much, Insane Contract 3... You have to catch a certain fish on screen in 5 minutes, and I've been trying for about 2 hours for one fish now and it's still no luck.
@crude epoch first of all, does your level satisfy required to catch it? Second - when you see fisher caught a wrong fish just re-enter fishing.
That will save you 2 or 3 seconds every time.
trail summit
Then oof just keep trying.
pliant orbit
i think until it took me a minute to ascend i just waited to do that contract
crude epoch
Well yeah I can Ascend in like 7 seconds but that's not what I'm complaining about, more so the stupidly low chances
smoky juniper
How is possibly taking 2 hours for one fish lol
crude epoch
I don't know
smoky juniper
You are levelling up a few smithing things like fishing speed or whatever
smoky juniper
And if you click the fishing button at the top it ends the animation
If you have the wrong fish
light saffron
What I did was just keep changing areas til the fish I needed popped up
crude epoch
Okay, I have perfect right off the bat Fishing, it's 10 45 45, I already do the screen switching thing.
light saffron
Still might take a couple tries depending on your luck but much faster then waiting
smoky juniper
Make sure you maximise the percentage of the fish you need, you can adjust hook type to change percentages for different sections
smoky juniper
Wow
2 hours Jesus
I honestly did that entire contract in 3 or 4 ascends, 20 mins max
light saffron
Close the app and restart to change your rng
crude epoch
Yeah I'm just so done but I want to finish this contract cause it's like the only one that I literally can't make faster.
Okay I'll try resetting, I appreciate the help guys.
crude epoch
Yaaaaayy third hour has passed and still no luck, I'm thinking I'm just gonna move on and do something else because I'm... Sick of this
strong ore
do u know the reset screen trick?
as soon as fish comes up just refresh the fishing screen
and choose the right rod for the target size of fish
crude epoch
Oh my god holy crap YES
I have done everything I need to to make it better, and I'm just crazy unlucky.
Sorry for getting pissy lol
kind rover
Took me a few rebirths just to get the fishing related stuff cuz the damn stuff wouldn't drop
crude epoch
Mood
strong ore
gotta start saving gems for next update
fleet ivy
From the sound of it, it'll probably costs like 30-40k gems for the next patch lol
kind rover
Hold on, lemmie check my gems
Ok, I might be ready.
kind rover
Pets was by far the most expensive in gems. Sooooooo many pipes and eggs.
fleet ivy
I have 83k keys, that's probably worth 20k gems
foggy thorn
didn't the gem vat cost like 10k to max out
kind rover
Construction was back to the basics with enhanced skillers. But the cards stuff I guess you could count but it's insane to assume anyone could try to get all the 6 stars from places like crusades
fleet ivy
Gem vat was 250 gems x 10
kind rover
I dont think lava balances using 6 star pack exclusive cards
fleet ivy
What costs the most was the pipes that aren't worth it lol
kind rover
Make Pipes Great Again
fleet ivy
Lol
kind rover
I put a lot of money into pets and farming back in the day
I remember starting out and everyone was bitching about how god pot tickets were cheating
fleet ivy
I'm wondering how high I could get my portions if I bothered rebirthing
kind rover
And I bought one, was amazed by the shear power I was given, and I got addicted hard
fleet ivy
My first card pack made me go from like the mountain to the final zone
Pre purgatory
Those were op
I got some bad ass boss cards
kind rover
I honestly miss the days of zooming through content just cuz I bought something
kind rover
Also, potion coupons increase potion costs.... which hurts players that invested, but not by a whole lot in the long run.
I probably wouldnt have bought everything and 6 star packs if I hadnt basically found the pet passive pachi ball stuff
So I make sure to toss a 20 or something when a new big update comes out
fleet ivy
I don't usually buy stuff that's not permanent. I stay away from gacha nowadays
crude epoch
Oh god I remember when Pets was first released and the Pachi Ball Pets weren't nerfed and... Some time warping later and I had like 7k Pachi balls per harvest... But those days are long far and gone.
graceful wraith
The new update has that though, it just came out
crude epoch
It has what?
strong ore
hes trullzing
crude epoch
Okay yeah I didn't know if they were referring to what I said or not lol
strong ore
oh yeah... asylum.. fuck
thats lots of gems... but so boring
and the pet pipes are bad
I would rather buy more 6* packs
30-40k is a large amount. I probably buy a pack just to support the game thogugh
But anyway, were not even sure it comes out on PC lol
rocky junco
I hate this
slow rune
Hoops is making me want to quit the game so hard... I just cant do it at all, its so god damn buggy
crude epoch
Yeah that's a mood, Hoops is a nightmare. There's some help/guides in #idle-skilling-info if you're struggling pretty bad. It mostly comes with time to get better, it sucks but it's true. Definitely don't just do it whenever your timer is ready either.
strong ore
gotta hit the backboard
kind rover
Removed Bob from ya Dub
golden ivy
why?
kind rover
cuz he wants da sky blue color
golden ivy
no
vale flicker
I see ya'll talking about the fishing contract I haven't bothered completing
I'll do it after I get 9* solar
tame sparrow
I have heard that there is a way to make hoops far easier on yourself and it involves waiting for something to happen while you're hooping. For further details you may subscribe to my patreon
strong ore
no onlyfans?
crude epoch
Link please and thank you
vale flicker
vadhakara [The Con Artist]
crude epoch
Hey Sis! It's been such a long time! How are you Sis? I'm here today because I have a wonderful opportunity for you! It's a little thing called [Insert Pyramid Scheme] and I've made over 100 dollars in the past year! And you could be making the same amount Sis! I know I know, it's a crazy opportunity and we are both lucky enough to have the chance!
fleet ivy
@tame sparrow the thing they have to wait for is getting good at hoops lol. He really needs to add a start button to the daily part of it
crude epoch
That's a really good idea holy christ
sacred hinge
Did someone overflow ores?
fleet ivy
I've suggested out in suggestions many times. Idk why he hadn't added it yet lol. Everyone wants one
Meteor did I think eine
raw folioBOT
strong ore
pet passives at 3k would indeed be broken lol
fleet ivy
He can't
distant siren
i know
distant siren
wasnt asking lava specifically
pallid hemlock
wow so I just played for 3 hrs straight. For some reason I get a rollback on everything...
Second time this have happened
Such a mood destroyer
vale flicker
Been there, done that. It only hurts when you just farmed a raid boss card
Then
Then you feel pain
crude epoch
Oh god that's true pain
vale flicker
Twice it's happened to me
crude epoch
That is just... O O F
vale flicker
My heart is broken
crude epoch
Straight up rip
crude epoch
But hey, now you're a god
crude epoch
That's close enough lol
Cause there's Duct Tape, Gaffer's Tape, Electrical Tape, and then the specially branded "Duck Tape" that's just Duct Tape with worse adhesive and patterns on it.
And there's some hybrids I didn't mention because sho cares about ElectroGaffer... Well I do, but still.
crude epoch
Agreed, I have seen some crazy things done with just some tape... And if you can't tell, I really love tape.
vale flicker
That statement felt... kinkier than it should have... for some reason...
distant siren
flex tape
crude epoch
Oh god
You're right and I hate that.
Well, don't ask why I love Tape, cause I won't explain a thing.
And no, it does not have to do with... Devious, sinful acts.
crude epoch
I feel personally attacked and I think it's funny.
crude epoch
Well... Basically, I use a lot of tape for a variety of things, I'm part of a percussion group for my school and tape is a magical thing for fixing and creating just about anything, and we need lots of different kinds of tape. Plus, I eat tape, like by the roll like an apple, just cronch into that delicious chemical adhesive! It's like... Imagine huffing glue, but this time... It's tape. That's my entire life story, all of it. E DUB actually stands for
E - Yeah
D - I
U - Eat
B - Tape
boreal reef
have you heard of vcrs?
crude epoch
Oh god I need sleep what have I done to my career
crude epoch
I only eat tape that gives me consent, and camera rolls are incapable of speaking and therefore incapable of giving consent and I don't want to go to jail for mail and tax fraud.
boreal reef
thats good to hear, thank god
wtb tapeworms though
are you ready to break the law to bring these sinners to justice?
crude epoch
I wish I had enough energy, but eating tape day and night is exhausting you know... All that chewing ya got to do.
Well actually I should probably head to bed ngl, I have stuff tomorrow and uuuuuhhhhh I'm stupid and don't want to die.
boreal reef
gnight
boreal reef
be sure to tape your mouth at night for better sleep
crude epoch
Tested and confirmed by murderers, mothers, and of course, the Pope.
boreal reef
its an actual thing, google it
sacred hinge
Visual cap of damage without cards
raw folioBOT
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them! 
wide brook
\o/
granite hamlet
I just got a 72 hour candy
AND MY SCREENSHOT WOULDNT DO JACK
I now have two
One from the event where mini lava gave you stuff
And one just now
fleet ivy
There's a mastery to use one
tardy crescent
use a candy on smithing lol
nah seriously use a 2 hour one, don't be a goof to throw a 72hr one there xd
golden ivy
lol
neon shale
It's not just you (:
Mee6 is sleeping.
golden ivy
just spawn it in in the codex
feral snow
I completely forgot you could do that
golden ivy
you're welcome
fleet ivy
Egg coupons are the best non permanent quality of life thing to buy lol
I don't regret the gems I used on them
fair cape
A wild rimuru
fleet ivy
Sup
robust matrix
You're*
fleet ivy
He's not going to fix his spelling mistakes lol
Ascension is misspelled on almost every main page of the game and it's a main feature
little warren
I like that
crude epoch
That's not a mistake, it's a feature.
sacred hinge
how can you even think that it could be eventually an mistake
crude epoch
Exactly.
hollow forge
crude epoch
No mistakes, only happy accidents.
tardy crescent
:^)
tame lava
I wish I could use candies in hatchery.
crude epoch
Or smithing
red cobalt
Your correct
smoky juniper
Wasn’t the option of using candies in pets voted down in one of Lavas polls pre pet release?
crude epoch
I though it was because he didn't want people just rushing through it.
I could be very wrong obviously, I don't even know where I heard that lol
smoky juniper
Yes that was the reason, but he never revisited it, it was only meant to be a temporary thing that became permanent
wispy dagger
Did you know that every car parked in the car park is making you money?
ionic charm
Then give it to me already
crude epoch
Question for anyone that wants to answer: In fishing, do you believe that the Percentages given are your chance of pulling that size/type of fish?
worldly lichen
Yes why ?
feral snow
Well wtf are those percentages then?
worldly lichen
Oh interesting I guess that's pretty buggy
crude epoch
That's the split for your Idle Gains.
I have a 10 45 45 right? Well, in my 5 minute testing period, I got 19 Smalls, and 15 larges, no Mediums. Seems weird right?
worldly lichen
Hmm yeah I'm gonna try to in case it's a thing only for you
crude epoch
I was wondering why I never seemed to get a single medium sized fish whenever I'm on screen and sure as hell...
I used the normal rod and the red hook.
worldly lichen
Okay I go try
crude epoch
Thanks, I could just be the unluckiest person ever but I really doubt that. I also checked my theory on it being Idle Gain splits, I don't have the math anymore but the numbers were near perfect.
It seems to be a problem exclusively with 10 45 45, all other percentages let me get Mediums.
crude epoch
See? It's super strange, I'm going to put it in Bug Reports just cause
worldly lichen
Yep well played for finding that
crude epoch
Thanks, I noticed something was wrong after last night, but I did the testing today and sure as hell...
wispy dagger
Take it easy... Rome wasn't built in a day.
crude epoch
Fact: Rome actually took two days
wispy dagger
waiting a day later and Rome would've never been
kind rover
Not sure but try leveling one of the fishing things with gold, or swap hooks back and forth, and see if that changes the ratio
wispy dagger
fishing hats though
golden ivy
Hi
worldly lichen
Hey
crude epoch
It's possible to get the medium to show up again, it only happens with the 10 45 45 thing, if I use the worst hook and rod I can get them on screen.
smoky juniper
So the percentages are just a visual bug maybe or something?
crude epoch
I guess so, I mean, the percentages are correct for the Idle Gains, but extremely wrong when it comes to exclusively on screen.
wispy dagger
thats why you just set everything for idle... n turn off the game n come back after a while
run around on the moon, ya know?
upgrade yer space equipment every time ya go out
collect rare space materials... sell what you dont need, keep what you need for upgrade
upgrade yer moon base
install planetary plumbing
btw thats not a bad idea tho...
turn extra reesources into coins
smoky juniper
Wrong server? Or just a shitpost? Or am I missing something?
smoky juniper
Maybe I just had a stroke
vapid mesa
Why does the souls kept on ascension have to be cards
Why can't it be a perk somewhere
I always forget the cards lol
fleet ivy
It becomes pretty useless later anyways
crude epoch
Jodoc has got a point...
eager osprey
lilac matrix
the real boost comes from breaking smithing 😉
golden ivy
Lerrab
wispy dagger
Lë
wispy dagger
i would've done the other letters too but i dont have those on my keyboard
foggy thorn
ē
wispy dagger
i also didnt have the time to look up numbers for it nor does my keyboard actually have functioning keys
so i have to rebind the keys to other things
so even i cant just press the combo for it
googling the letters just seems like too much work too
golden ivy
lol
wispy dagger
so i thought
if i copied it from your name and said atleast half of it
then you'd try to finish it with different letter you have
wispy dagger
If you're short on cash, you can always ask the Dance King.
worn swallow
kind rover
Lava finally gave the mods a release date for the announcement! I'm gonna share it with you guys cuz fuck it YOLO.
||Your mom||
golden ivy
#💖future-content-blog looking like a strip club with all those polls
granite hamlet
Hahaha
proven sluice
Woo. 2nd ice cream done. Progress is progress I guess
kind rover
Other poll option: only if it applies to me and can be exploited
tired nest
Other poll option: I've played the game for months. I don't need no tutorial. But errmmm... where's my bonus?
foggy thorn
mm yeah eggs
regal root
wait your mom is the announcement date?
"Your mom" has seven letters total. Its coming out either on the seventh or in seven days
golden ivy
no see i solved it
lavaflame2#0739 is lava's discord
erase the 7 in 7039
039
039 flipped around is 930
930 - 365 is how many days until update
quick ginkgo
Wrong
bold quest
Yes because there is no update, just Idle Skilling 2
potent salmon
Just had to say this somewhere @near wharf
Do not make something only some people cant get
That is the worst part about games knowing you missed something from a special event or something like that. Makes a completionist feel like he has failed before he has even started
fleet ivy
Every game on the market has timed event items lol
I'm not sure what your complaint is
Also all the event cards are pretty garbage
And he regularly lets people get them in events, so you can still get them probably in future events
granite hamlet
The fall event
proven sluice
I really gotta stop letting my crusade bossss fall behind :( manually doing 150 kills per boss to get them up the snuff (in one sitting) is tedious
elder temple
auto-clicker my dude
fading pewter
just get those event cards from 6* cards pack, duh
kind rover
Just because games use fomo doesn't make it right. Especially when people pay for games, or season passes.
But lava should have made the events in game re-release during proper times, like lunar at new years, Easter during Easter, etc.
mint mountain
kind rover
Terraria 1.4 was a huge letdown tbh. More like 1.3.7.
eager geyser
Help Im playing Minecraft again after years.......waiting for that update lava...........
on another note I wonder with people today..... (Aimed at people new to MC) Who made Minecraft
kind rover
Mojang, creator of Minecraft is Notch.
outer spear
I was able to talk to Notch back in the day, he joined a minecraft livestream I was a part of back when multiplayer got implemented
That was a fun night
golden ivy
My pets
rocky junco
wtf, two hands in a row, I'm one card away from a straight?!
kind rover
First pet, boring. Second pet, burn it. Third pet, boring.
I never got anything from pachi cards yet :(
granite hamlet
No
When your off grid on tablet
The white circles appear on EVERYTHING
Even in dead servers
Lava is yet to accept my friend request
I wonder if he ever will
golden ivy
i don't think he does that
golden ivy
not really
granite hamlet
There is a role called lavas shoulder parrot
And there is no lerrab support role
woven apex
Lava never continued this, did he?
near wharf
woven apex
What was it going to be?
Or is that top secret
I love the sense of pride and accomplishment I get from opening Bob crates
tame sparrow
Looks like a prize wheel to me. spin it and land on the prize, you get it.
worldly lichen
Oof
granite hamlet
Time to send another one
vapid raven
What are bob crates?
granite hamlet
I was about to swap to idle skilling
But I can't take screenshots on this tablet
It's in cards
Or the shop
sacred hinge
!decks
raw folioBOT
tame sparrow
@granite hamlet rude
tame sparrow
thx bb
granite hamlet
Sure
Can someone see if you can !promo in #_
You can edit messages in there
!promo
raw folioBOT
TeeHee -- Requires Rank 27
Defiled King -- Requires Rank 20
Cultist -- Requires Rank 15
Bandit Bob -- Requires Rank 9
granite hamlet
At this point im giving gems to everyone
balmy hare
you're a nice person
granite hamlet
I do tiny things which help a lot of people out
balmy hare
13.5% cost of potion making
i can do better
is there a limit or i can get -100%
and make every potion for free
balmy hare
i know it's gonna be 999QQ to make it
granite hamlet
If you get 100 percent off
Level one potions
Will be free
But level two
Will actually cost something
balmy hare
wait that's illegal
balmy hare
lava did you learn math xD
granite hamlet
Well
Explain 0 cost potions
I think of it has just minusing a part of it
While when the upgrade goes up the amount needed goes up from 100 to 116
I CANT GIVE ANYMORE RATINGS
THEY ARE REMOVING THEM
At least 
is safe
golden ivy
yeah i kept bob cause i'm not a monster
granite hamlet
You are a good person
tame sparrow
0 cost potions would be fine, though, since eventually you hit speed issues and it takes ages to brew another.
vapid raven
How will lava give the gems to whoever wins?
I don’t know if there’s any identifying features that he could look up and send the gems to, is there?
lavish umbra
He will give you a code to enter I think. Something along those lines.
granite hamlet
Lava has been doing asperite for four hours
Joal isnt getting a gem icon
Neither is sol
vapid raven
How do I set up a cloud save on iOS?
granite hamlet
When tou load up the game itll be in the top right
But
Computer and some other devices dont have it
NOBODY IS GETTING GEMS
vapid raven
I don’t have it on my iOS it seems
granite hamlet
Sucks for you
lavish umbra
Don’t drop your phone
granite hamlet
Can be really helpful
lavish umbra
I hope my iPad holds up til the announcement
wide brook
wait this game is on pc too?
lavish umbra
On kongregate
granite hamlet
@bold quest WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
bold quest
What?
granite hamlet
You realise you cant type another messege in there for another 6 hours
Also
If you need info
#free-gem-contest💎
bold quest
Thanks babe
granite hamlet
Thats twice now
bold quest
Wym?
granite hamlet
Oh
thx bb
@tame sparrow
That
Sorry vad if i spooped you
They still dont have gems
Lava has been doing asperite for 4 hours and 30 minutes
worldly lichen
Sometime it goes to 24h
granite hamlet
I saw once
And I want to take a screenshot
But I'm going to make a bad joke when he reaches 5 hours
worldly lichen
I'm gonna wait for it
fossil stratus
I just realized, u can't add the gem to react to if ur not mod
fossil stratus
It's annoying
granite hamlet
Imma do something stupid
bold quest
Ping mod team
granite hamlet
I am
fossil stratus
Idk, maybe u shouldn't
granite hamlet
@golden ivy gems, you know, for the contest, not ingame but... You know what I mean
Yay
granite hamlet
Thanks pal
fossil stratus
U think that by pointing out a feature no one else thought about i might win the event?
granite hamlet
Redia
fossil stratus
( plus i actually like this feature )
granite hamlet
I wonder what it is
No one mentioned spiriting or portals
The gem vault
Mastery
What else
lavish umbra
I think aliens gonna win with “I love potions”
granite hamlet
There are gonna be three winners
worldly lichen
3 winners tho
granite hamlet
Ha
worldly lichen
xD
worldly lichen
boosting
lavish umbra
Beta testing > hacking
granite hamlet
Heh
worldly lichen
It's the same thing
worldly lichen
Pretty hard to be a bot it seem
granite hamlet
Let me check other servers
worldly lichen
At least his not mute like one time 
granite hamlet
Mee6 is dead
worldly lichen
He will revive soon
granite hamlet
But how soon
worldly lichen
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bold quest
@native gate killed him
bold quest
Heh, if only you knew...
granite hamlet
Knew what
worldly lichen
Haha
bold quest
try pinging him
granite hamlet
Im suprised she could last that long
Terrible joke has been done
And I'm off to bed
!promo
Goodnight yall
bold quest
lul
worldly lichen
Lol goodnight
trail summit
Net is a lie
tame sparrow
Just setting the record straight once again and possibly for the final time, that @chilly prawn was muted (after many, maaaaany fair warnings about his behavior) because he's an annoying whiner who doesn't know when to stop beating a dead horse, rather than because he's some kind of hero bringing to light the problem with iOS and PC being behind android.
Once again, everyone is allowed to discuss or even complain about bugs. you're just not allowed to spam (essentially) the same message over and over AND OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER AND YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE OR GIVE IT A REST JESUS MAN.
You're also not allowed to call Lava a "lazy piece of shit" which is why you got muted either this time or the time right before.
I don't want to sound rude or anything, but I do not give one single fuck about Lava. In the entire time I have been here he has directly addressed me maybe three or four times. I don't know him, I don't work FOR him, and I don't get paid by him. Neither do ANY of the other mods. But you're not allowed to call a member of this server a lazy piece of shit basically to their face, no matter who they are. And you're not allowed to go on and on and ON AND ON AND ON AND HOLY SHIT JUST GIVE IT A REST.
We're all volunteers who keep Napolleon from participating in the conversation because we hate how awesome and right he is all the time and lava sux come here in our free time to stop spamming, scamming, advertisements, and other undesirable actions by random people from the internet, completely for free!
sacred hinge
Everything normal over here
turbid grotto
Mod bad Napoleon good, really like the one time he converted a liberal france into his own bitch
worldly lichen
Yeah lol from Infinity damage to one
turbid grotto
Missing in lategame thats some heavy shit
worldly lichen
Because of the shield you do 0 damage
sacred hinge
Yea
tame sparrow
checking
appears to be down\
Also @native gate in the future try using "Down for everyone or just for me?"
https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/itch.io
It usually works well
No problem
bold quest
You need to do a secret so he wont have absurd defense
worldly lichen
👀 what secret
hallow swift
I just got the jackpot again in arcade
mighty steppe
I just got the jackpot again in arcade
@hallow swift how many balls u spent on that one?
little warren
Ikr
turbid grotto
2 days ago i was 1 step away from my first jackpot but the ball decided to go left :(
worldly lichen
That happend way too much
regal root
Haha happened to me the other day. I got crystals from the red slots so it wasnt a total loss
fair cape
Must be rly tiring to add the gem reaction all day long
worldly lichen
Yeah
kind rover
Thankfully we have a decent sized team for this. I'll be popping up to add reactions every so often
Sad thing is that most people are going to get buried and no one will be voting for them :(
worldly lichen
x/
bold quest
@kind rover I could help, just give me mod
rigid coral
Been playing Warframe for awhile. Ended up enjoying it more than Destiny
kind rover
It's just a cutscene of the Almighty explosion
red cobalt
Feels like the most common thing in #_ is basically that you can get anything for free thanks to plentiful sources of gems.
I don't disagree.
Warframe is definitely better than destiny
But I got burnt out on warframe after playing it waaaaaaaaay too much during the three months I played.
Those were the 3 months after I lost my job.
rigid coral
Yea I just grinded the new relics for Nova prime and she just finished last night.
bold quest
Grindr > Grindframe
red cobalt
gayframe?
Nezha = Trapframe
I'd get banned from global chat if I said that there
Or.. uWu
or anything even close to it
bold quest
Technically all of them are dominatrixes if you remove the armor platings and add a bit of boobs
rigid coral
I mean, Nezha historically has always looked like that. I don't really enjoy the lore behind that
red cobalt
Even Rhino? 😛
rigid coral
Looks confusing in Smite as well
Tho I just noticed a cute little animated movie called Nezha on Netflix
red cobalt
Oh, it's a chinese flick
rigid coral
Chinese story
red cobalt
Not available on netflix in Sweden though
That being said, the netflix exclusive Next Gen is a pretty cool animated movie.
Watched it when it came out
rigid coral
That one was sweet. I'm not huge in to animated movies but I liked it
red cobalt
Nezha or Next gen?
rigid coral
Next Gen
red cobalt
I thoroughly enjoy animated movies.
With zero shame despite me soon being 41 years old.
rigid coral
There was just a point where everything was a cheap money grab like Sherk 2+ or Ice Age
And it killed animated movies for me
frail warren
bruh
rigid coral
Eh, the first ones are good. I don't think they hold up the best but that's just me
frail warren
are you shitting on shrek
red cobalt
Shrek is life, shrek is love
frail warren
^
rigid coral
Then there was Dreamworks pumping out hot garbage for awhile
frail warren
well
rigid coral
like Shark Tale
frail warren
all major animation comapnies pump out shit for profit
red cobalt
Not seen shark tale tbh
frail warren
it's just when they make something everything loves, they just make it a franchise
everything is a money grab, but the community likes it
rigid coral
It's true. Most of it is so they can sell toy lines. I worked in retail for awhile and you can kinda tell when a movie was more about selling than quality
red cobalt
Pokemon was all about selling cards and toys wasn't it?
rigid coral
Moana and Coco were both great but the difference in product for Moana over Coco was ridiculous
red cobalt
Coco didn't get much toys?
rigid coral
Not nearly as much
frail warren
dunno about that
red cobalt
Love both movies though
frail warren
i've only seen moana tho
rigid coral
Don't do yourself a disservice, go watch Coco
frail warren
ok
red cobalt
Plus the lead song in a lot of disney movies become hits.
frail warren
time to go to some sus website that wants my credit card number
rigid coral
I'm 30 and that shit made me cry like a baby
red cobalt
Not undeserved
Yeah, loved coco
Tbh, I liked songs like Let it go even before I had seen frozen.
rigid coral
I mean, I grew up in that Disney resurgence kind of era
red cobalt
The main disney movies are certainly nothing to scoff at, they certainy put a lot of work into them.
rigid coral
Lion King, Aladdin, Hercules, etc
red cobalt
The side shows/movies though..
frail warren
i kinda don't like the remakes of the classics
ngl
they're trying to refine a masterpiece for more cash
red cobalt
The prequel to the little mermaid wasn't horrible but I think few know about it.
rigid coral
The live action remakes.... are bad
frail warren
tru fax
red cobalt
Depends on which one, the djungle book was great. But I think it was closer to the darkness in the original works than the original disney movie.
I mean, the original works by rudyard kipling are DARK in some places.
rigid coral
I think Jungle Book was the only decent one.
red cobalt
Then of course there is the fact that there are a ton of adaptations of the djungle book.
I don't think many of them follow the actual written works.
rigid coral
Aladdin tried to use Will Smith to carry the whole thing. Lion King was a 1:1 but live action made it so all the heart was sucked out of the movie. I guess Beauty and the Beast was okay