off-topic-chat

[tropic ruin]

Is she a Maine Coon?

[golden ivy]

no

she is a fat bitch

[dusty badge]

? Are the asylum pets truly hard to get? Feel like I've used a couple thousand keys fighting occulon and still haven't gotten that pet yet. Is it better odds to use a single key or the 15 key fight?

[golden ivy]

#_ can help you out with that one

[dusty badge]

Ok thanks. Thought I clicked that channel

[golden ivy]

Welp the dude I was vc'ing with fell asleep on call

happened to me once

Real gay hours down here, he was watching me stream sniper elite 3

except he like passed out because of alchohol and such

and his dad started yelling

it was weird

I just quietly closed stream

I stayed with him for a couple of hours

just to make sure he didnt like choke on his own vomit

this is the last thing he said and it was a full 10 minutes ago

that was kind of you bray

no

i needed him alive because he had our minecraft world on his pc

Lmao that's the brayden we all know and love

anyway real gay hours down here

no

Lmao

[tame sparrow]

Mark

[golden ivy]

Oh and thanks again vad for Sniper Elite 3

[tame sparrow]

Did I give that to you

[golden ivy]

Game runs and looks like shit but-

Yes

[tame sparrow]

Oh, well, you're welcome for the shit game lmao

[golden ivy]

Thanks lmao

I really need a new computer but now's not the time to build

yeah

a friend advised me not to buy a monitor because of higher prices right now

so thats kinda eh

[tame sparrow]

I was gonna get a power supply and decided not to for that reason

[golden ivy]

I was also going to buy more ram

but i didnt really need it compared to other covid neccesities

like pringles

stores were selling out of my favourite flavour

[tame sparrow]

Pringles cans are perfect for homemade fleshlights

[golden ivy]

thanks for the tip

thanks

instructions unclear stuck my dick in a pringles can filled with jalapeno pringles

What

[tame sparrow]

Cromch

[old tusk]

that's the perfect thing to see when first looking into discord after coming out of bed

[golden ivy]

It's great

[fair cape]

Good sunday

[golden ivy]

it is indeed a sunday

a bit too early to call if its good

or atleast in my timezone

still awake
Good is a word

I made a friend

Nice

I just sneezed and now have pain in my chest XD

amputate it

Wish i could

how old are you

in teenagers, before the ribcage is fully developed you can get pains with movement because the cartilage strikes a nerve

so its prolly just that

20

hmm

amputate

I agree

[tame sparrow]

Definitely cancer

[golden ivy]

yup

google confirmed it

[tame sparrow]

Quick, hold still while I cast a spell that definitely isn't soul trap and prepare what definitely isn't a black soul gem to receive your ephemeral emanations

[fair cape]

Was that Skyrim?

[golden ivy]

Skyrim. Another game I was ruthlessly recommended, downloaded one morning and realized i have no patience for it

I wish i could play it

why cant you?

Pc can’t connect/find internet

have you tried using an ethernet cable

Annoyingly my pc is just shit anyway there’s a chance i have to fuck around with it just to get it to turn on properly

Not close enough to router

My pc will sometimes start beeping if i try and turn it on

I need a few parts for my unfinished pc but i need the expensive parts

hmm

make the parts yourself

Bruh

you would need some tools and information

XD

and a factory

and employees

If i have the info and tools I don’t think i need workers unless I’m mass producing

[golden ivy]

hmm

maybe i should sleep

its 3am

yes

[tropic ruin]

No

I sleep at day

[golden ivy]

im not tired

and usually i am at 3am

so idk what to do

[distant siren]

ive not slept til 3 am

for 2 days

and its weird

[golden ivy]

well i have bad addiction to coffe grounds

so i dont sleep often\

[distant siren]

all that has happened is my sleep schedule shifted

[golden ivy]

easy way to never sleep

1. eat a spooon of coffee beans or coffee grounds

2. take some ibuprofen and drink a ton of water because the caffeine is going to give u a massive headache

3. profit

[smoky quartz]

4.) have 50ml of Nytol Caramel Liquid

[tame sparrow]

A spoonful of beans or even grounds does not contain a significant amount of easily soluble caffeine compared to drinking the whole cup.

[smoky quartz]

then wonder where the last 8 hours went

[tame sparrow]

I've just watched 11 episodes of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. Its pretty good.

[smoky quartz]

SHIRONEKO PROJECT ZERO CHRONICLE

is what im just about to try

[gray ravine]

man I'm like 300 refreshes on my hyper egg coupon in and still no oculon or gorshank, zzz

[tame sparrow]

shironeko looks interesting

[gray ravine]

fml messed one up after 3 hours of trying and my coupon is gone

never got the pet

[old tusk]

f

poor you

[strong ore]

sometimes depending on what you do the coupon doesnt change type

if ur not getting asylum bosses at all then its not changing type

personally I just got more coupons

savescumming isnt a feature of the game so its really ur problem

[wet lava]

155%

[smoky quartz]

i just got all 4 asylum pets 4 vouchers

in 20mins 😄

[gray ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-no-oh-hell-gif-9709792

meanwhile I'm on lvl 10M pets without a single asylum pet lol

[boreal reef]

crunch is bad, remember to take breaks

looking at you lava

[distant siren]

cruch

i wish i could stream here

[old tusk]

what do u wanna stream?

[rigid coral]

Okay I'm officially going insane. It's been all week and I still can't get a single crop or potion card to drop. Is my game bugged?

[humble oracle]

what do u wanna stream?
@old tusk idle skilling obviously xD

[old tusk]

yeah xD

but not too exciting now is it?

[humble oracle]

Okay I'm officially going insane. It's been all week and I still can't get a single crop or potion card to drop. Is my game bugged?
@rigid coral if u arent on screeen no then u are just fucked

but not too exciting now is it?
@old tusk well,if u just chatting

And neanwh8le playing

[old tusk]

true

would nice to just chill (with u guys)

[rigid coral]

What do you mean? Do I leave the game open on Tilling/Apothecary to get the cards to drop?

It's been like a month of trying to get a single card from them. I'm close to everything being 6* at this point. Its maddening

[fossil stratus]

Hi

[distant siren]

hi

[old tusk]

hi

[fossil stratus]

How are u guys

[old tusk]

fine

[fossil stratus]

Same

That is nice

The only thing is that while playing Pokemon go i ended up having a little pain in the feets

[silent mulch]

hello

[old tusk]

hi

[turbid grotto]

#anouncement i dislike premature releases

[leaden blade]

is pc even gonna get the update

[old tusk]

noone knows

[snow hedge]

hint: || no ||

[leaden blade]

:|

-_-

=_=

why

[golden ivy]

Because android ftw

[old tusk]

because android is better

[leaden blade]

lies

so PC is never gonna get update

[golden ivy]

Nope

Get bluestacks or something like that

Lets you play mobile games on pv

Pc

[leaden blade]

ik

thing is idk how to install it + why can't i just play it on pc/kong

and 3rd

i dont want to lose progress

[golden ivy]

Well. You have to live with the pc version then xD

Pc is not getting updated and more bugs

[leaden blade]

👎

[golden ivy]

xD

[snow hedge]

there's a save converter so you wouldn't lose progress

[leaden blade]

where

[snow hedge]

idk

[leaden blade]

installing bluestack thing

i must find the save convert

[old tusk]

it's in #idle-skilling-info

somewhere

[leaden blade]

so does it work for kong -> bluestacks?

[snow hedge]

instead of loading the file onto your phone just put it into the respective bluestacks folder

[leaden blade]

ok

bluestacks is still installing so i have to figure out where that place is

for now i will convert my save

[snow hedge]

you can't directly access the emulated folder, but there should be a folder that let's you move files into the emulated device

similar to a download folder

[leaden blade]

oh ok

ads in the game?

[snow hedge]

what

[leaden blade]

i dont think there is ads

unless it's like the "watch ad for gem" and im pretty sure they removed that

[snow hedge]

there are no ads

[leaden blade]

👍

thank you for the helps

[smoky quartz]

Steam release ||Soon||

[leaden blade]

NANI

if so

1: i need it
2: convert my save

[fair cape]

3: infinite gems

[leaden blade]

4: i will hand my soul over for a save converter

[fair cape]

They finally succeeded to provide wifi in my trains, now i can exploit it :>

[leaden blade]

i have decided to instead use bluestacks for other game, i will wait for the steam version and see about save convert

[smoky quartz]

I Lied®

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-dance-funny-you-music-gif-7755460

[sinful vortex]

i have reached maelstrom

[foggy thorn]

the save converter doesnt work from what i heard@leaden blade

[leaden blade]

kong -> steam dont exist yet

maybe it will be made

wait so i been prank'd?

[smoky quartz]

Yes

­­™

[unborn oar]

So close to a flush... blue card was last. Hopes of gems crushed

[leaden blade]

lol

[foggy thorn]

sounds awful

better luck next time

[turbid grotto]

Flush doesnt give that much anyway right?

[worldly lichen]

300 ? idk

[feral snow]

Damn thats a lot

[old tusk]

i get like ~200 gems per day

soooo.....
no it's not

[worldly lichen]

That's a lot for early game

[old tusk]

yeah

it's been soooooo long since it was a lot

xD

[worldly lichen]

Haha xD

When Asylum / hoops / pachi boost weren't a thing

[old tusk]

oh yeah

i wonder when i started playing

[worldly lichen]

It's been a long Time xD

[old tusk]

can u look it up in the playstore somewhere?

[worldly lichen]

Idk maybe I'm gonna check

I don't think there is something like that

[old tusk]

sad

[feral snow]

How in gods name do you get 200 gems a day

[old tusk]

like 150 from asylum, 20 from hoops, and 20 from crypt

at least 150 from asylum

[worldly lichen]

And pachi

[feral snow]

How do you get so many from asylum?

[old tusk]

most of the time more

[feral snow]

I never have enough keys

[worldly lichen]

There is things that boost the keys you get

[old tusk]

get occulun x card

[feral snow]

Oh god i’ve heard how hard that card js

[old tusk]

oh yeah and like 75 gems from pachi

[worldly lichen]

Mastery perk / maelstrom bob card too

[old tusk]

sooooo probably more like 250+ gems per day if i think about it

[worldly lichen]

That much ?

[old tusk]

20 hoops, 15 crypt, 75 pachi, 150-175 asylum

somewhere in the range of 200-260 or something like that

[worldly lichen]

Maybe I usually save my pachi ball/ asylum keys so I don't really know

[old tusk]

i just use ~100 balls for daily cards

and still make a profit on balls

[worldly lichen]

1 ball is something like 0.5 gem I guess

[feral snow]

I have made so much spelunking progress today goddamn

[willow charm]

My name is Jon Arbuckle. I'm 29 years old. My house is in the Muncie section of Indiana, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a cartoonist, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't drink, but I occasionally smoke. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[fossil stratus]

okay

what made u feel the need to say that?

[willow charm]

nothing

i just wanted to

wait do you not get the reference

[golden ivy]

how do i say this

[fossil stratus]

i didnt read half of it

[golden ivy]

it's a but crude, but... hehehe

[fossil stratus]

i didnt have the patience to

[golden ivy]

i got a BONER

[fossil stratus]

and...?

[willow charm]

mate do you not get the reference

[golden ivy]

he clearly doesn't bro

[willow charm]

sucks for him bro

[echo ore]

Do you have a cat named Garfield?

[golden ivy]

Fuckin jojo references

[final hearth]

Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

[golden ivy]

F

Henlo

My parnts got a nespresso and milk frother as a wedding present and I use it more then they do lmao

[foggy thorn]

cool but eggs are cooler

who the fuck

[golden ivy]

uh idk

hasnt even sent enough messages for a rank yet

Toto

lol

He only has the mod rank aswell

maybe a friend of lavas

maybe xD

if lava is modding absolute randoms i deserve mod aswell

no abuse i promise

[willow charm]

yes

[leaden blade]

uhh

the idle skilling

[golden ivy]

yes

[leaden blade]

why is the pet locked by AP

and why is there no tunnels

[golden ivy]

pet locked by ap because I think you gotta ascend

idk about tunnels

#_ maybe

[leaden blade]

well

tunnels is in the game

but apparently isn't showing up even if its under a lock

why save converter doesn't work

is there an extra step i need to do because im using bluestacks or what

[golden ivy]

Saves are buggy aswell

[leaden blade]

...

so basically

are you saying i cant transfer save

[golden ivy]

I didnt say that

Im just saying that some people had problems with their saves

I personally never used the converter

[leaden blade]

ok

[foggy thorn]

you have to reach mist to unlock tunnels

[leaden blade]

i know

the locks match :|

but the icon for tunnles doen't show up

so i can't even see that it's locked

or unlocked

so it's both

i set the dom.ipc.plugins.sandbox-level.flash to 0 and stuff and it still cannot do anything

save doesnt transfer

[golden ivy]

sick

[leaden blade]

and also i can't acess my save by going to wherever

hey

uh

[foggy thorn]

hy

[leaden blade]

i found my save.sol

[golden ivy]

hi

[foggy thorn]

nice

[golden ivy]

kuaak did u find out who toto is?

[foggy thorn]

nope

[leaden blade]

where do i need to put it to convert save

[foggy thorn]

it doesnt work

[leaden blade]

is there any way to convert save

[golden ivy]

[kind rover]

So I just found out my uncle works for Velvet Void Studios (lava's company) and he said the announcement doesn't exist!

[golden ivy]

I knew it

ur mom doesn't exist

GOTTEM

[willow charm]

your face

[kind rover]

Wow wtf that was mean

[willow charm]

is ugly

shut mouth

[golden ivy]

above is true

revenge

xD

[leaden blade]

absolute 0% chance for transfer save?

yes 0% chance

[golden ivy]

[leaden blade]

...

but what if i just keep playing PC until a save convert exist

[golden ivy]

[left briar]

1. I'm so mad at myself. I was mining ore with no kills to get the reward and I played the plinko like game not thinking.....

2. where would I report a small typo that overly is inconsequential but I figured the maker might like to know?

[leaden blade]

lol

simple for #2

go to #495885293325516800

[left briar]

Thank you

[golden ivy]

@left briar check #_ first tho

[left briar]

Oh oops ok I'll go do that and delete if needed

[golden ivy]

and wait does pachinko actually make you unable to complete that contract?

[foggy thorn]

what

[golden ivy]

"1) I'm so mad at myself. I was mining ore with no kills to get the reward and I played the plinko like game not thinking....."

[foggy thorn]

oh

[left briar]

Yes it does I checked @golden ivy

If its not supposed to I guess thats a bug to

Cause getting "kills" is one of the options with the balls

[remote ridge]

If i could stop getting the 1% chance potions on the combination of ingredients i'm using n discover the one i want would be NICE

[kind rover]

Have you tried the lottery lately

[remote ridge]

no but i guess i should

[golden ivy]

i forgot #495885293325516800 was even a thing

[remote ridge]

about to hit the green lock zone afther maelstrum for the first time

[tame sparrow]

Nice

[idle agate]

I documented the progression and scoring for ||the hoops mini-game||. Is this an okay place to put that?

[foggy thorn]

yea

[idle agate]

||Hoops Progression and Scoring:||
||Regular baskets are worth 1, swish/net-only are worth 2.
1-9: Score is a series of orange balls, Lava moves vertically.
10-19: Score is 1 gold + orange balls, Lava moves in a circle.
20-25: Score is 2 gold + orange balls, Lava still moves in a circle, but now hoop moves horizontally.
25-29: Score is 1 blue + orange balls, movement is faster.
30-?: Score is 1 blue + orange balls. Lava and hoop both move in a circle, and movement increases every time you score. ||

If anyone is sure they know the progression after that, ping me and I will edit my post to include it.

[last holly]

Made it to The Mist

[leaden blade]

🙏 praying for save converter day 1

[foggy thorn]

25-29 the movement becomes faster and after 30 it also becomes faster for every time you score @Sage#2704

@idle agate

[kind rover]

Name something really thick and long.
I'll start first. This game's content!

[tame sparrow]

Meteor's mom

[kind rover]

Wow wtf that was mean and unrelated

[tame sparrow]

Also a description for Meteor's mom

[kind rover]

This game is a lot like vacuum cleaners; it sucks ||the time out of my day!||

[idle agate]

@foggy thorn thanks, updated

[leaden blade]

so i looked at the files

the converter did change the save file i gave it

problem is

i have no clue where to put it

does anyone here know where to put it?

[tropic ruin]

I maxed out Fury

Because i had plenty of Red Obels

[uneven dune]

a line art from a antagonist

i have created

is a shit

[tropic ruin]

Is it supposed to look like the Demon

[uneven dune]

is just a rat animatronic

[willow charm]

oh crap a rat

[wispy dagger]

Spoopy

[old tusk]

i like it, it's cool

[golden ivy]

woke up 10 mins ago

[worldly lichen]

Same

[old tusk]

pretty much same for me too
xD

[worldly lichen]

xD

If they are still alive

[turbid grotto]

dudududu 'still alive' dudududu

[tropic ruin]

My suggestion needs to be added to make speed after reaching Sigils in spelunking

Actually useful

[old tusk]

use the

not the

[tropic ruin]

No

[old tusk]

the = bad

[tropic ruin]

is good

[golden ivy]

it's not

= bad

[tropic ruin]

Fine i removed it

You suck

[golden ivy]

look at the others above

LMAO

[old tusk]

NO PEER PREASURE OF COURSE

xD

[golden ivy]

xDD

[tropic ruin]

Funny sucks

[old tusk]

i wonder why u hate him

[golden ivy]

why

[tropic ruin]

Because he abuses

He once turned on 15 second slowmode and removed reactions

[golden ivy]

happens

[frail cedar]

Peeb

[golden ivy]

meeb

[ashen orbit]

[distant siren]

i got so bored

that i learned how to play the funny coffin meme on piano

i both hate and love school

[old tusk]

i never, NEVER found anything about school in any way enjoyable at all

[golden ivy]

I enjoy going home every day

that's it

[old tusk]

that's the best part

[distant siren]

i enjoy nothing

homework is getting more and more difficult

and theres more and more of it

might as well bring the coffin with me to school if i ever wanna die

[old tusk]

ikr

[distant siren]

i have done nothing productive today

i have school in 3 days

[old tusk]

oh poor u

[distant siren]

i will now have school on mondays and thursdays

but atleast i know our grades cant get worse by not doing the work

[golden ivy]

Only funny when they drop the coffin

[distant siren]

the chat is dead

[old tusk]

ik

[distant siren]

insert unfunny coffin meme here

[old tusk]

me: bored af
me: checks the #off-topic-chat for a funny conversation
the chat: * is dead *
coffin meme music intensifies

^^there it's unfunny

[golden ivy]

chat

is

dead

[old tusk]

we know

[distant siren]

who killed it

we dont know

i will find clues

whats that, a meme?

that thing is why the chat is dead

[river drum]

Hmm yes chat dead

[golden ivy]

Hi potato man

[turbid grotto]

All we do is wait in silence and use the occasional emote future content.

[worn swallow]

I will take over this chat now, it is mine until you finish reading this sentence.

[distant siren]

i have finished reading this sentence

[worn swallow]

well then i guess my reign was short lived, good luck with the property tax you just inherited.

[distant siren]

https://i.imgur.com/H7CcApy.png

[old tusk]

hipedy hopedy this channel is now your property

it started raining hard

literly how i'm feeling rn

that's some movie as convinient rain

[worn swallow]

lol look at @distant siren , dude is so in debt now.

[distant siren]

soon

gonna pay off that debt

[worn swallow]

'bout 52 plat short there bud.

but for a small loan of 5 plat i can make that debt go away

[distant siren]

https://i.imgur.com/OxKVYoB.png

[worn swallow]

[turbid grotto]

Pfft not even on cool cash plats... What a pleb

[regal root]

Yeah, we can talk when you get the blue money

[fossil stratus]

i made this, gunna animate it

[old tusk]

nice

looks like he's in heaven because of the white background

xD

[fossil stratus]

i know

i made it fade

i like it 🙂

[old tusk]

yeah it is cool for sure!

[fossil stratus]

and thats the first time i made him pupils

im trying to animate it to make him look right in the camera

[strong ore]

looks trippy, nice

[green crater]

So... I feel like I may soon be out of content for idle Skilling... I feel huge power spike for my self soon

[turbid grotto]

will you make it dab?

[rigid coral]

Got that looong pupil style

[green crater]

I play this since quarantine and I get to point where I am much sooner than I expected

And since there was no single patch since I play I gues I can make it to the end game befor there will be any... thou I hope that I will not :V

[rigid coral]

That sure was a sentence

[naive vigil]

Was it though?

[regal root]

He had a strok

[green crater]

I just dont speak English and it sounded fine in my head at 1st...now when I read it I am not sure if I can speak at all :v

Anyway....

I spam "swap" to kill some time :V

I could use here some standard x25 or something like that :V

[fair cape]

Or an auto clicker

[bold quest]

Auto finger

[worldly lichen]

Btw if you have all card max you can't swap

[tropic ruin]

Hey i got 10 on my suggestion add it

Its a really good one

No joke

Makes speed after reaching Sigils in spelunking useful

[fair cape]

Sry, i cant find it in #best-suggestions-✅

[tropic ruin]

I mean add it to that channel

[sacred hinge]

No

[tropic ruin]

Yes

[golden ivy]

yay homework time

[leaden blade]

🙏 praying for PC update day 1

[golden ivy]

we'd be lucky to get it in a few weeks

[split raven]

Im close to getting my first all ssss++ contracts difficulty c: i only have the total monster kills SSSS and SSSS+

[worldly lichen]

[smoky quartz]

Auto finger
@bold quest

arnt they called vibrators

[golden ivy]

indeed

a vibrator is just a physical autoclicker

[exotic veldt]

do i understand it right? The bugged Ascension screen will remain for weeks?

[golden ivy]

yup

[echo ore]

for weeks? for ever...

[golden ivy]

maybe longer

possibly months

[echo ore]

It has been that way since december 2019

[exotic veldt]

ew

[golden ivy]

The dev is soon to release the faited "announcement" which is most likely a big update, given his keenness on productivity right now, this update will most likely apply to pc aswell

[exotic veldt]

if not i'll just start my android emu

[echo ore]

i just started on bluestacks. gonna suuuuuck starting over though haha

[exotic veldt]

im not that far lucky me

jstu started a few days ago

last time i played was around the asylumrelease

[echo ore]

im about a month in. 21 days according to civilization secret.

[exotic veldt]

how far away was the asylum tho? feels like a looong time

[echo ore]

i donno. when i started it was version 4.0. Thats uh.. Tunnels?

[exotic veldt]

13/05/2019 was asylum part 1 so version 2.4. It feels alot longer

I don't even know anymore why i got Bluestacks

[echo ore]

i got it for this game lol. got pretty badly hooked

[exotic veldt]

I think i got mine for some shark game that was pretty fun

[echo ore]

watching babylon 5 and playing this. lock down joys

[exotic veldt]

@echo ore is idle skilling for you pixelated too on bluestacks?

or somehwat pixelated

[echo ore]

the screen is bigger but its not as smooth as pc yeah.

but man just seeing the ascension screen info is such a pleasure lol

[regal root]

@green crater i understood what you said. Its just basic spelling and sentence structure that makes it weird. :) whats your native language

[frail cedar]

People play idle skilling?

shudder

[golden ivy]

no

i refuse to believe its even a real game

[kind rover]

People play idle skilling?
😩

[willow charm]

What's an idle skilling?

🍞

[golden ivy]

idk man

dont have time for that when im plaaying chicken oddysey

[modern cobalt]

I dropped my phone and the screen cracked and now I cant play idle skilling ;-;

[golden ivy]

rip

[modern cobalt]

oh no

what if I loose progress cause of the save thingy

lose

[kind rover]

There's cloudsaving

[golden ivy]

Outch

[leaden blade]

how

[frail cedar]

Lurkers

[modern cobalt]

thats what I meant idk its gonna save it all the way
It worked the first time when I switched phones but idk

[golden ivy]

at this point aren't you a lurker too @frail cedar

[kind rover]

Oh shit! He's calling you out!

[crude epoch]

I was only able to catch 5 on screen but I swear I've gotten like 20 lmao

[jovial swan]

Ive gotten 5 before, usually only made like 2

[frail cedar]

@golden ivy no

[golden ivy]

68 messages this month

🤔

[frail cedar]

How about you suck me softly

[golden ivy]

when and where

and how much you paying me

[frail cedar]

My place, yesterday

2 bucks

[golden ivy]

2 bucks and a time machine? what a steal

[kind rover]

Whoa

[frail cedar]

I'm not a lurker

I don't look at chat

[golden ivy]

the worst type of lurker

[frail cedar]

I just open discord once a month

Bruh

[golden ivy]

the one that doesn't even lurk

[kind rover]

What are you even doing when not on discord

[frail cedar]

Uh

Terraria

[golden ivy]

the idea of not being on discord 24/7 sounds weird

ok fair

[kind rover]

Sleeping all day is what I do >_>

I downloaded stencyl but I'm still too lazy to start working

[golden ivy]

oh god stencyl please don't

i thought you knew better than this

[kind rover]

I'm not looking for anything fancy. I'm not touching unity or Unreal unless I'm more experienced.

It's not like I'm making some AAA game.

[frail cedar]

Unreal engine

Nerd

If you need any scripting done I got you

[kind rover]

Just some basic stuff, single player, for mobile. And I'll be touching code manually at points and I won't have game breaking bugs cough cough

[frail cedar]

Shitted on

[kind rover]

Not even any dream projects, just trying to make some side money.

[golden ivy]

few mil here and there, i getcha

[kind rover]

Lol, I'm not lava I won't be able to do that

[golden ivy]

of course not, if you were lava we'd be talking about a few bil

[kind rover]

Wish I had lava's art skills.

[frail cedar]

chortle

[kind rover]

I can draw a stick figure

[leaden blade]

@ whoever said i wasn't on the discord, here i am

[fossil badge]

Best rift rift in the long run?

[kind rover]

Attack (builders) and shield (all traces)

[fossil badge]

theres a point to asylum?

[kind rover]

Shrines.

Specifically talent shrine

[fossil badge]

what levels ur talent shrine?

[kind rover]

Goal is to reach level 167. Easier said than done... I'm only at +63 in that research tank (about 3600 levels)

My talent shrine is level 113

[fossil badge]

what colours the tank

[kind rover]

4th white

[fossil badge]

ew im only +57

jeez i get hardly any botany traces

[leaden blade]

why most use phone instead of pc

[kind rover]

Android has the least amount of bugs
Mobile is also most accessable

[leaden blade]

fix bugs

[kind rover]

Yeah, don't expect any bug fixes for at least a few months.

[leaden blade]

[forest zinc]

Finally made it to purgatory

[strong ore]

I dont think bugs will be fixed

[leaden blade]

Shh

[remote ridge]

give the dude some time

He still needs to max on osrs

[strong ore]

This game will be the #1 game on the planet before basic bugs are fixed

funnay

[remote ridge]

I rem finding this game like... a month n a half ago

thought i'd play it for a few days

here i am in Oblivion... wanting more damage

[strong ore]

It's good game, but it has a lot of bugs

To get more damage you need to progress in the various areas of the game

and there are many areas

[remote ridge]

ye ye i know

I'm at the yellow/orange one rn

i thought it was solarflare but unsure

cuz i didn't get the leviatahn contract done

[strong ore]

solar dmg?

[remote ridge]

ye

this dmg

[strong ore]

solar dmg

[remote ridge]

not bad

[leaden blade]

to me it looks like you only have 11k damage, which would be less than me

so it's actually solar dmg?

[regal root]

Yeah thats solar

[leaden blade]

and how much is it normal

[remote ridge]

Ohh i just saw i have to do solar dmg of 1 star

myb

also asked in wrong channel myb

[regal root]

Its cool

[remote ridge]

I'd say i got far in a month n a half

[regal root]

Instead of new colors of damage, you just gain a star on the end of it, ice.

Id say so

[leaden blade]

ok

[quartz pier]

if anyone is interested in seeing some console overwatch, i'm streaming some widow tn 🙂

[tame sparrow]

nice

I hope you have a good time and lots of people watch

[quartz pier]

i stopped streaming

about an hour in

my family reset the wifi and completely fucked me

[raw folio]

The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!

[trail summit]

finally reached green place
@onyx wedge green place is called oblivion plateau.

[quartz pier]

i'm live again, trying it out round 2. http://www.twitch.tv/destinyzeroo

[proud wing]

Is 6/45/45/4 the best use of unspent gp?

[strong ore]

offline again dest

[fossil stratus]

hi

[tropic ruin]

@native gate add my suggestion to #best-suggestions-✅

[fossil stratus]

thats not how it works

u need at least 10 ppl reacting with this

[tropic ruin]

It has 16

[fossil stratus]

to get in best suggestions

oh ok

but if it does, he should see it

[golden ivy]

no

you gotta ping him

[tropic ruin]

Its also a very good one

[golden ivy]

atleast thrice per day

until he dies

[fossil stratus]

even though adam or chromyr are more likely to do so

dont teach him bad manners bray

[sacred hinge]

Only bad suggestions get added dumbo

[tropic ruin]

Theres some good ones in there

[fossil stratus]

lol that isnt very nice of u kratze

[vale flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSKrACC0Ce8

The remix feels nice and mellow, but you still find yourself bobbing your head a little, give it a listen my dudes

My opinion is that kanye west songs just suck all around, but I'll be a liar if I don't give him credit for the beat he used in the original. Top tier remix material

[golden ivy]

lol

[sacred hinge]

I really should name myself: warning: don't take my jokes serious

[golden ivy]

I mean, there was an emote behind

Idk how people can even take that serious

[golden hawk]

I do feel very offended by that O_O

[golden ivy]

why

[sacred hinge]

Some people have a mission to take jokes serious

Stop eating my massages discord

[golden ivy]

TikToc commenters have entered the chat: REEEEE

LMAO

[sacred hinge]

Toc?

[golden ivy]

Idkidc

tiktok is retarded anyways so who cares about spelling

[sacred hinge]

Probably there is a fake tiktok named tiktoc which is making fun about tiktok

So you insulted the false thing

[golden ivy]

Everything in relation with tiktok is garbage then

xD

[sacred hinge]

You talking about it 2?

[woven apex]

Capitalist pig icon?

[hollow wolf]

6:30 am and this drops

I dont need sleep i need answers

[woven apex]

In the new update you'll have to choose a political stance to progress

[hollow wolf]

LavaFlame Vs. WaterSteams

[sacred hinge]

How many icons did he wanted to draw?

[old tusk]

i think ~330 or something like that

but i don't really remember

been soooooo long
xD

[distant siren]

i hope lava is actually doing some coding

and not just drawing visuals

i have made that mistake before

and trust me it sucks

[golden ivy]

#💖future-content-blog acting like not knowing much about the next update is the only reason we cry ourselves to sleep about

Completely disregarding the fact of no patches XD

[distant siren]

but i feel him

ive had so many dreams and projects

but never completed any of them

because its just too difficult

[golden ivy]

Ye we understand it’s massive and going to new things

But you can’t properly do the last update if you’re not on android

[distant siren]

why

oh

[golden ivy]

Because you need an autoclicker

[distant siren]

this update

[golden ivy]

Even then on pc it’s fucked aswell XD

[tropic ruin]

Why didnt my suggestion get added it had more

Funny pls fix this

[golden ivy]

Just

Wait

And have

Patience

[vale flicker]

I am

So edgy

I must

[golden ivy]

LMAO

[vale flicker]

Speak like

I have

[golden ivy]

duck you xDD

[vale flicker]

three chromosomes

[golden ivy]

Cry me a river dude

[vale flicker]

Anyways you misunderstood Mark

He's not being impatient, I don't think anyone is considering the fact we stick around several months between each update

Read that conversation again my friend

[golden ivy]

lol

I answered Zackary tho

[vale flicker]

Bruh-

That was so obviously a joke I cannot comprehend how you can misinterpret something that heavily ironic

[golden ivy]

?

He even pinged funnylucky

He messaged 3-4 times now

About the same thing

wtf

[vale flicker]

Kek

Fair

You right, I don't read up beyond one page in chat anyways

[golden ivy]

._.

[vale flicker]

I'll take my leave, just gonna drop the sick remix again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSKrACC0Ce8

[golden ivy]

I prefer “anime thighs”

[distant siren]

i prefer a knife in my chest

how bout that

haha funny am i right

[golden ivy]

Speaking of tiktoc

[golden ivy]

No

[wispy dagger]

No

[south torrent]

People help where in obvilion is ice cream ??

[old tusk]

in the dairy aisle in the portal screen

also #_

[unborn oar]

I just dumped 4000 gems on hyper egg coupons. Post platypus pets are way too hard to get

[old tusk]

u can savescum tho

if u don't get what u want u force close the app

when u open it up again, u didn't use the coupon

......

[unborn oar]

wait nvm im only one pet away from the last normal pet

i thought there were 50 normal pets, but there's 45, and i have 44 now

[harsh gulch]

FINALLY I GOT THIS LITTLE PIECE OF F YOU I WON'T DROP YUUUSH

I got like 3 BP tickets before this stupid card

[golden ivy]

You can get that many from 1 fight

[harsh gulch]

yeah but

from 3key occulon

[golden ivy]

You can get that many from 2 fights

[golden hawk]

lmao

[rustic warren]

https://discord.gg

[golden ivy]

Gj

[golden ivy]

n1

[snow hedge]

what

[golden ivy]

nice one

[snow hedge]

why

[foggy thorn]

why not

[snow hedge]

what

i don't understand

[golden hawk]

i do

[golden ivy]

He linked discord itself

[old tusk]

who would win?

1. one tired human, who wants to go to bed
   or
2. one smol spider boye in front of the door

[golden hawk]

"smol spider boye" If I had a friggin clue what that meant ^^

[old tusk]

just a little spider

[golden hawk]

what exactly is winning in this situation?

Sleeping?

[old tusk]

yes

[golden hawk]

Killing the opposite?

[old tusk]

u are thinking about it too much

[golden hawk]

How do you know about the spider if it´s outside the room?

[old tusk]

because i'm the human was outside at the tv

and wanted to return to the room to sleep

[golden hawk]

You can sleep where you currently are 🙂

[old tusk]

well it slowly wandered away

[regal root]

Jump over it like indiana jones

[golden hawk]

Or run like a little chicken

In the opposite direction 🙂

[old tusk]

now i'm wondering if spiders can smell, for some reason xD

[golden hawk]

Maybe it will wander in your mouth while sleeping

[old tusk]

but i really DO NOT wanna research anything avout spiders

[golden hawk]

Then don´t

[old tusk]

Maybe it will wander in your mouth while sleeping
@golden hawk tasty

[golden hawk]

Ever watched arac attack?

[old tusk]

no and i don't think a wanna

[golden hawk]

You might think that but maybe I know better

[old tusk]

u might

but i still won't

[golden hawk]

That´s up to you

[foggy thorn]

search up smiley face spider

[old tusk]

i won't

[foggy thorn]

shame

[old tusk]

i'm scared

[foggy thorn]

its not bad

[old tusk]

what might it be?

[foggy thorn]

its litteraly a spider with a smiley face

[old tusk]

hmmmmm

[golden ivy]

these days chat is barely more than one page per day

well sometimes

[old tusk]

ikr

[old tusk]

okay that's really not bad

[foggy thorn]

yeah

[golden ivy]

what in the absolute actual fuckity fucking fuckster is that fucking thing

[foggy thorn]

smiley face spider

[golden hawk]

Worse than normal house spiders....

[golden ivy]

it looks like a grape with legs that visited chernobyl on its day off

[golden hawk]

Not worse than the hairy ones but still nasty

[old tusk]

the thick ones

i hate them

they are the worst

[golden hawk]

thicc

[old tusk]

thiccc

i'm getting bad flashbacks to the time we talked about craneflys

[golden ivy]

these fuckin spodes used to climb up to my ceiling and drop on me

spodes as in plural of spider

[old tusk]

scary

thank god that never happened to me

my father bought a new printer

[golden ivy]

eat it

the father and the printer

[worldly lichen]

'-'

[old tusk]

@golden ivy and u eat your spodes

[regal root]

Well? Give us what we want to know. Tell us about that printer

[old tusk]

well it's a new printer

nothing really special about it

[regal root]

I need specs here.

Details

How much rgb lighting

Are the fans good?

Can you overclock your printer

[old tusk]

canon pixma ts3350

[regal root]

Did he get the black one

[old tusk]

yes

[regal root]

Man what a nice printer

Your dad has good taste

[old tusk]

yes...... i guess...........?

[golden ivy]

Believe it or not I actually can overclock my printer

[worldly lichen]

A printer expert is here xD

[old tusk]

guess my father did some research

[golden ivy]

You can mess with the firmware and I found some that goes at like 30x speed

[old tusk]

LoL

[regal root]

How many teraflops is it

The printer

[golden ivy]

Real messy though lmao

[regal root]

Haha id imagine its messy

30x less clarity

[golden ivy]

i have never had a printer

would be cool i guess

[regal root]

How dare you speak to me

You dont deserve the right to speak if youve never owned a printer

You make me sick

[fading knoll]

I had a printer once, not anymore, it's a luxury that I just cant afford. For now i just have to make do with my imagination.

[dapper tide]

is the hatching speed pet (corgi) not working ?

[golden ivy]

uh no it works?
#_ tho

[wispy dagger]

hmmmm

[leaden blade]

pray for pc updates day 2 🙏

[fierce umbra]

Time to foil occulon card,it hurt.

[wispy dagger]

rip

[remote ridge]

This is hot

Can i get a x1000 button for speed purposes?

[modern cobalt]

theres a bulk craft option when you get tp 1q costs

[kind rover]

Idle Awards crossover when

I wanna see yo-yo demon come back

[wispy dagger]

Need referencing to every game lava has ever made in new update

Even chicken oddessey pet

[analog stone]

What stat is more recommended to upgrade more often with spelunkers. Dig, speed or value?

[feral snow]

Speed & value

Dig is pretty meh since you dont want to overshoot it at the end

[smoky juniper]

What stat is more recommended to upgrade more often with spelunkers. Dig, speed or value?
@analog stone as cost rises faster than the effective boost, there is proportionately going to be very little in it between value and speed at any given point. Best to level them up with fairly equal costs

Also #_

[crude epoch]

Idle Awards crossover when
@kind rover Did someone say Holy Cheeks? No? Okay...

[old torrent]

oooof got new pet spoon aand trash rip xD at least its only 2esh hrs till i can get a free one bit of work but recoverable

[crude epoch]

What

[wispy dagger]

What

[vale flicker]

So I started paying for netflix again for the first time in a few months

More cost effective to pay for one month, wait half a year, binge for a month again, repeat

Any reccomendations

👀

[marble pond]

This is pretty irrelevant but I just made it the potions section and I noticed the “Mack Attack” potion which I think is funny because my name is Mack and I get called that all the time

Lmaoooo

[wispy dagger]

becareful of potions that level up other potions (the ice cream ones) dont touch'em

you'll raise your mack costs too high to even level properly

[strong ore]

how long it takes to level pet passives to 1000?

I mean the 3 capsule exp ones

[distant siren]

hello there

[wispy dagger]

that looks too broken

[kind rover]

Without multiplicitive passives, have fun. I don't see that being feasible.

Seriously, the old system was only too powerful for the exp pets. Other pets should have maintained multiplicitive passives to encourage leveling all pets and adding more depth to the game and pets.

[distant siren]

multiplicative

[brazen heath]

I honestly can’t deal with 2020 anymore

[vernal glacier]

What i can expect in the next update?

Its gonna be huge? @near wharf

[tame sparrow]

Don't tag lava

[wispy dagger]

bad

[strong ore]

what's up with 2020?

anything wrong?

[distant siren]

everything

[strong ore]

It was all avoidable, sadly

but it hit us in the face

[distant siren]

wdym

im not even talking about some hurricanes

[crude epoch]

Any reccomendations
@vale flicker Weird one, but all my friends and family (including myself) are in love with this show called "Dead to Me", stuck past the first episode or two cause it just keeps getting better and better.

[vale flicker]

Oh thank god finally

I was about to start picking random shows

[crude epoch]

Lmao yeah I felt bad that nobody was responding

[vale flicker]

Binge time

🤡

[distant siren]

https://i.imgur.com/7RgJEV2.png

[tame sparrow]

I just finished She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, it was really good.

[golden ivy]

you mean the show where they nerfed her boobs? thought you'd like that you monster

[tame sparrow]

Yeah but they made her a lesbian and her gf is a fucking catgirl

[long glen]

UwU

[vale flicker]

@crude epoch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE FIRST EPISODE ALONE WAS SO SPICY

HOLY SHIT

👀

BRUH

[crude epoch]

LMFAO

[tame sparrow]

owo

[vale flicker]

TWIST AFTER TWIST WHAT THE SHIT

[crude epoch]

Dude it's so good

[strong ore]

anime talk?

[vale flicker]

Netflix show talk

[crude epoch]

Nah, Netflix Series called Dead to Me

[vale flicker]

Watch it with me and this person who recommended it to me

[strong ore]

good reviews

I might

but im watching westworld first

[crude epoch]

Trust us lol

[vale flicker]

Watch the pilot atleast

[strong ore]

I will

its on my list

Did you watch Dark?

[tame sparrow]

Westworld seasons 1 and 2 were baller as fuck, I still need to download season 3

[strong ore]

1 was so amazing, 2 was just really good