#off-topic-chat
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@slow vapor u don't have to change any of the timings
it's just crazy stuff
So keep them all on 100 milliseconds?
highness only gives 20% capsule exp rate per level :(
@mint mountain that’s pretty good though, especially levelled over 100 or whatever
Enterainer level 36 gives me 396%
entertainer is the worst for capsule exp
eventually I'll go back to Emigdala
highness > emigdala > entertainer
Any Germans here
i'm from austria, close enough?
I have a comment but i dont believe its suitable to say in here
How long do you think it'd take to become conversational @old tusk
idk
:/
I can´t give you more than bavaria ^^ @fossil badge
woop
got all 4 raid pets
only cost 2500 odd raid tokens
1k left too smash in last raid
TH = townhall
I'm waiting for 2k keys before foil Gorshank 
Ah i used to play that funny castle game
Just got 42 in a row in hoops O_o the struggle there is finally over
hey @fossil stratus
oh hi
I just completed some achievements in game and wanted to share the info
so yeah
in idle skilling?
no
or what game?
In multiple games
gd, terraria, mc, and another game that probably nobody here knows about
tell me about the mc ones
I finally did the "how did we get there" achievement
i tried multiple times
but everytime i ended up forgetting something
i did it because a desert zombie hit me when i forgot about the "hunger" effect
ok
i'm loving wynncraft
im playing that game that u surely dont know about
its called mystera legacy
i dont play it that much
but when i do i have lotsa fun
yeah i don't know that game
i've been playing so much wynncraft
xD
never have i enjoyed playing anything more
Tired of playing hoops with one ball at a time? Well, what about throwing 10 at a time?
if only all of them hit
i think my gane might be bugged
contract says hit for 43m in an idle attack, im doing over 1b and still wont complete
then dont
You should definitely do that
the thing is i got so far yet
so i wanna finish it today
but in the same time
oh god i don't even wanna look at that
i really am bored out
Jesus fucking christ delete this math is disgusting kill it with fire
Wait, is it asking for you to just simplify the formula?
yes
but not as u think it is i actually have to use it to find from what value of x to what value of x it enters in the working values
Yeah that still isn't bad
yeah but its boring af
lol as always my parents wants me to finish my homeworks but they takes away the one thing that i actually need for my homeworks.
My phone so i can see the question
seeing this i know i'll be in absolute hell
Well, you obviously have access to some kind of computer device
Should be able to find the questions that way if they’re posted online
anyways its finished
nice
i accidentally cut and pasted the thing
instead of copy and paste
at least it was sent, phew
honestly i would have been so mad if it didnt
Imagine if it was just sent into the void never to be seen again and the computer crashed and everything was wiped.
I mean, it would not be terribly suprising considering this year so far.
yeah
but i was lucky enough for this not to happen
really, i think it would have made me go crazy
Lucky you, still having a shred of sanity left.
Your parents are sanity-sucking demons?
yes
Then they will start stressing out the neighbors
Sanity sucking demons really explains the state of the world.
well if we get aliens this summer then we'll know wher they went
Meh, the aliens will just be like "no intelligent life here" and then leave.
Plus they are required to meet their yearly probing quota.
ye
soon we will learn that karens are the only intelligent life form, talking in "let me talk to ur manager" language
The horror
yes
i mean it wouldnt be a big surprise at this point
its just like if u said that the world got in dark souls I difficulty
Imagine karens being proxies in charge of the human colonies
If there's one thing parents need to learn, it's to fuck off with the stress they give their kids with school.
How about help your kid with a plan of action for making a living doing what they want. Doesn't mean they need to kill themselves over a useless grade when experience and a portfolio matter most.
Or just have your kid code shit up and make them micro transaction bux
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yeah
but i think that if i show them this message they'll just say that im trying to make ppl feel bad about me
so yeah
Finally got my 3x Gorshank. It's kinda amusing with 10x Zeus Bolt. The enemy HP just flickers in briefly, to get deleted again.
zeus bolt is so nutty
Snipe is just zeus bolt before you get occ
Was totally annoyed to not get Occulus or Gorshank, so I invested a few gems to get the eggs for them. Clear speed and output just went through the roof with those two, it's close to not being funny anymore <.<
It would take 6 years straight of raids to reach 2.1b(m) trophies to try and legitimately overflow trophies.
If you think A Monster is funny, you've got 2 more funny ones just like that in other zones
Okay SPOIL ME DONT WORRY
@void spade Whats snipe and zues bolt?
Hey, there are wayyyy more other funny things. There really aren't any surprises here
Most (99%) monsters are jokes
Guys. Do you have an idea about the announcement? I think I do
Several people know the overarching theme of it I believe
From what lava posts?
Took me a while to realize a lot of sprites are actually re-designs
my idea is that hes gonna make a new screen called questing or smth like that which is just like tunnels: you start fresh with no bonus from other screens and try to discover how his coding works to maximize your gains
Re designs are absolutely happening which is pretty cool
Yeah, “Questing” or “Adventure” seems like the possible avenue this announcement is going down
Or he’s trolling and he’s gonna just gonna add a ton IAP and ads
Bruh if he added ads XD
he's not adding ads
I'm really curious as to how much lava has made from idle skilling, especially recent monthly profits (pre or post Google 30% and taxes). I'm gonna go with like 5k a month take home pay this year.
Overall I wouldn't be surprised if he made 100k take home pay thus far since game release
LOL ads
ive had a few emails from (probably shady) ad businesses who are like "pls let us stuff ads in idle skillingg"
oh actually ive had a lot of people asking me that meteor
like the question of like "has corona boosted profits"
basically no
i think corona is giving a huuuge boost to PC games because everyones got time to sit down and play now and the want "sit down and play" type games, which idle games are not
rocket leagues getting like 150,000 more players than normal from what ive seen
if it's not a simple graphic overhaul then what is it Mr. Lavaflame2
@foggy thorn now that we figured out what he was going to do, he changed his plans
he knows he got plenty of time for that
@strong ore who knows
That's some interesting stuff. I didn't think about sit down games vs on the go stuff
True idle skilling some points you just grab the bonuses then wait for the next ones, and this is a game you can sink hours into, but it’s still an on the go game
Mobile game market is tricky
Majority of it follows the “make something, advertise it to hell, make that sweet money, then drop it for the next thing”
It just isn’t a sustainable business, publishers make way more money on them than any developer, they can basically treat games like penny stocks
It’s been fascinating watching the games market shift and mutate like that over the years
Imagine death having a health bar
Which is why I’m suprised lava doesn’t run ads, like, at all
Most people think it’s crazy to ignore that revenue stream
Yeah he's missing out on like 20k/y on ads at the very least
atleast 3 if rounded up
It is tho 
A bit new to the game so I wanted to know what's some good card decks I should try to get
If you’re new it’s going to be a while before you create good ones, at the start it’s just picking up pieces
Gotcha
Ooooh boui, hewre agaen we gou
Meow
si
kuakoin is the ultimate life form
How is you doing kuaka
2 minutes later
eventually Kuakoin stopped thinking
Your mom's not bad
at cooking?
unga bunga
Name fits you perfectly 😀
tyty
Your mom fits perfectly
can i snap back at thee
Your mom snaps back
ok
Disgusting meteor. Go sit in the naughty boy corner!
Your mom sits in the naughty corner
Lay off the alcohol
ok
There are children here!
same

Lol...
hey can i do this
Your mom can do this
milk
i drank ur mom
i ate ur mom
ur mom was mean\
ur mom was mean/
ok ok stawp


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Brayden can join meteor in the naughty corner. You dirty mouths!
You are now stuck with him forever 
Bob is Inevitable. 
too many bobs
i wonder if lava plays vanilla or modded factorio
btw i have a question
what the hell is bob
Like, is he some omnipotent being? He comes in different forms inside the game
Also, why is my research vat saying hes staring me at angrily?
i like tho think this entire game is a person in a coma and bob is your inner self
Did you know they make a grinder disk with a chainsaw blade on it
i dont know i feel about this if real
even if fake... i dont know how i feel about this
perfect for killing rats
i want that
or just killing the neighbors cat idk
sprinkle a lil bit of cereal on them
carnage
wait no thats not a roomba
aw
Bob is just a joke that Lava built up

And if you level up his tank enough and get his perfume....
he'll become 
Let me find out that lava is a lord of the flies fan
hi
wait why is lava working so late
i already saw ppl up that late
but not working this late
well i woke up 2hrs ago but its around 10am here
its 3am where im at... just waiting for my cat to move so i can go to work
i wouldnt be able to do that
as long as everything is done by 9 but preferably 7
oh ok
my dude
oh hi
wut
yo
i feel
Look at that chad
no
the 3 times after the first just hurts me on the inside
u say
Oh, well its new for me
"wow thats awesome"
but yeah GG
:(
:'(
look at the odds
he got the red one
Time to get the yellow one
ye but i thought u were talking about the yellow 1
i got the red one like once on occulon once on gorshank and once on demon
thanks for supporting me fivelike
its just teasing me man
Any tips on how to beat gorshank with the bell?
uhh
use poison until he swaps types then use claw
when he swaps he is immune to attacks started before that
try to lock the second phase
i had the same issue until i figured it out
the second phase is more deadly too
Yeah, he oneshots me errytime
cause your attacks arent doing anything probably
thats why i propose that u lock the 2nd phase
anyways i almost got all boss + normal enemies cards
he probably has the damage he needs
It may, it may
How do I see my base damage
i think he takes like 2 star worth of damage
just go to fight
and whats the damage say
968**
Well den I should be able to beat him too
u may even be able to beat him before that
just upgrade ur attack perks
you doing bell 11 for contract?
🐒 this is godzilla
when did i get the bandit bob title lol
oh right that one is level based
honestly im just here a lot because i dont understand great parts of the game
blow it out
im here because i like asking questions that dont really affect me with how far i am in the game
nvm got rid of it
like WHY DO STARTING LEVEL STUFF WHAT A WASTE OF PERKY POINTS
umm in english please
i dont get what this mean
why do starting stuff
then what
like the ascension perk that increases starting levels
yeah?
whats the point? all it do is take away perk points
Well it gives a boost early on
plus starting lvs generally arent worth much perk points anyways
Announcement = last April fool
or
Announcement = no more bugs
let us hope
its the same points per level. chain leveling op for points
time to go to work 4 me
i have almost no bug so a bug update would be ok with me
bye man
Show em who's boss
good luck
I work alone so if I die it's 100% my fault
Mmm work computer being dumb good times good times
Mmm my brain being dumb good times good times
@olive narwhal i can explain why starting levels are worth it
More bugs or less bugs is whatever but how about bug equality. No ninja update for one platform and pc up to par if it’s continuing.
Damnit, I did the whole tunnels upgrade for Purgatory cards before making it register on the 'get all 5* cards' in Mastery
If I ever find myself too happy or in too good of a mood, I fire up the ol’ hatchery and try to discover the next pet
new update, Surveying - Fill Out Surveys For Powerful Stat Boosts 
Along with "Cinema - watch 30 second videos for the new resources"
gotta get that ad revenue going 🙂
have a chance at earning cards that decrease the amount the time it takes for the skip ad button to appear!
@jagged kite i did the same thing
Now hoping it doesn't bug out if you got a 6* card
ok so
levels give you for example bonus damage right
and that damage increase increases per level
when you have starting levels, the exp required to next level rises by a very miniscule amount
so its less xp for said level than if you were to level it normally?
ez fix give us perk points for each starting level
bruh
when you normally get 100 perk points
with starting levels you get 99
i dont know the exact thing
not with huge chain levels and stuff
like 1 level is like 20k perk points or something for me at this point
You probably get like max 1% less perk points due to starting levels, it doesnt really matter...
thats what i meant
HMMM
Everyone who voted for: Yea I've got a good idea for what it's gonna be, im pretty confident about it
come together and crack the puzzle
i didnt vote 😛
perfect
idea?
something with crusade?
but that might be to obvious
"idle skilling-chapter two: afterlife"
idle skilling ng+
rebirth++
you dont get it
it's not a visual overhaul, it's a second game that looks differently that u unlock after completing the normal one
but actually is the same game
"completing"
would be funny, the update would take more mb then the original game 
ye
What was there before edit? https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/438216759120756737/697414441305899030
something about poneys
Quite a few things, first he asked how everyone was doing
Then some more chatty questions
It was only there for a minute or so
I close my eyes and the cat's like it's free real estate, jumps in my bed, SOAKING WET
Anyways gn all
the day you learn that the miners are click on able and upgradeable XD, thid would have been nice to know a while ago XD lol
wut?
nice
now go delete a few channels
i wonder for which discord server
not gonna happen to me aby time soon
the only discord server i'm active on is this one and i don't really want to become Mod here/ won't become Mod here because there are more then enough Mods here
well considering there was only 2 moderators in our server
he hired me
because i was very active since i joined
and rose to the top of the leaderboard
well congrats
and i have access to a secret chat
what server though?
cook1eegames
I voted for less than 2 months 420 iq is not reasonable anyway
I want to believe
Just like he posted that sequence of questions only to ask the last question to jebait us into thinking will be forever but tommorow he will release the game... Ah yes the bliss of imagination
The slight difference between imagination and madness
I'm hoping like Jori said 
I'm expecting a "Oh by the way, the beta is out for 1% of users."
which means a week later we all get it
on android that is
thats what always ahppens
For me its a ton.
Even 100 is hard to obtain for me, usually cause i get 15 pachinko balls per 18 hours :c
And i cant really improve it.
what pet tho?
the doggo and the eyeball from raids
I got 800 as my highest Poker hand thing
I might have a screenshot of it still
I hate my phone
imagine having 5 3s 
imagine jokers
My child, you have come to me at last
Monster cards
kill the monster a ton of times and you get its card
Oh ok
sometiems it feels like it wont drop because of bad luck but you just gotta keep killin em
real life ones came from a competition held by the developer
Reached FoA 228
FoA is more damage from doom gauntlet
How much though
alot
Like is the boost that big
more than galaxial slashers
But uh
Like 3 lvls on him is 0.5k green for me
Base damage is poopy
So you telling me kicking his ass 30 times is gonna get me a solar*?
I lvled him 10 lvl, and my damage quadrupled
Yeah 
Ok brb
@fair cape how can u tell if it quadrupled, when u are at visual cap already? Which u are, right?
imagination
Ah okay
Does ignore def 300% matter much in crusade? Or can I confidently take the extra 5k total%
ignore def caps at like 90 something
but does it matter
yes
No, i checked my damage without cards
So take the ignore def card?
sure
And it jumped from 500T to 2000t
KUAKA DONT PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS
make sure you dont have idle dmg cards

if you do replace them
Who the fuck takes idle dmg cards
they are good?
For crusade?
Does fighting crusade use all fighting deck? Or which one does it use?
no
In fighting
fight
That's what I thought poop head
I have all my decks
Why would I have idle damage for crusade
But i think base damage cards are crap
^ objectively wrong ^
Silence
heh its 4:20
I'm buzzed, I don't need braincells
Base damage cards are trash
You are 6 hours too early
no
Cringe
These Americans...
Base damage things like Broken Daggers and Galax Slashers are definently not
I am talking about base damage cards
You are correct
What do y'all think bout this crusade deck
I do not have my new fancy demon total% 6* yet
I heard u should use claw damage and poisen damage cards
👀
Hm
Idk
Cringe but ok
I just say what I heard
Because sometimes claw doesnt kill the last enemy
What card do I yeet then
then just use it again

You cant when fighting narc
who fights narc
well we arent talking about narc
Completely unrelated, I only need 3 more lvls till hatchery 150 wooooo
Maybe I've consumed too much alcohol
Cmon, drink more, you can still type
I foiled my demons today.... 500 tickets wasn't enough to bring back demon z...... Those 500 tickets took like a month to save up..... Sad LordQualle noises
Hm
I didn't make that much progress
Only 110
I feel like I'm doing something wrong
You don't have enough damage, it scales pretty high each lvl
I mean FoA is real tough
Boirb u said u have 4* damage, well if I can't kill 184 FoA with 9* damage u see how tough he is
What's it again? Like 250 tickets for one raid card?
F
I didnt bother gathering back half of raid cards when I foiled em
I miss him already
Also I got my pets from 8mil power to 20mil power just today
Soon I'll get 2.1b
Soon
Hi
Hey
How r u
Normal
Same
Today I was walking with my family and we visited a frog pond
Lots smol spider on the rocks as food
I was there as a child once and saw a scary spider thing there, it had a scorpion tail....
Btw my sister has a scar on her shoulder cuz we had to retrieve spider eggs
Scary
Damn
What spider was it
Anyway I gotta go sleep now.....
My parents demand my phone.....
Sadly I gotta end this conversation now...
Bye😴
Yoo
the boss is back in da hood
Ok
:c
Dee ya
Bye mate
See*
Nice seeing some more content trickle through #💖future-content-blog
Oooh
Oof
New ability noice
Prob just a new look for the claw skill tho(
Graphics update?
Looks good anyways
@fossil stratus the fuck? There were spider eggs in her arm?
Yummy
Slurp em out like an oyster
Nice seeing some more content trickle through #💖future-content-blog
@void spade I'd rather see some bug fixes
BROO
Get your tongue in there and clean it all up
Name > pyke
picture > aphelios
brb while i gouge out my eyeballls
I won't be able to sleep tonight
@ruby iron pyke wallpapers are too dark
had a dream a spider climbed in my nose while I was sleeping
And I only have aphe because of the 200+ years meme
change ur name to "Broken ädc"
Pretty scary, and when i tried to get it out it just ran further in my head
Seeya
@regal root bro mate xD
Haha im done guys
Kevvie im euw d2 with that shit
the "ewwwwww" was at pyke mid btw.
Yup, they said "fuck outta here you adc piece of trash"
imagine existing
Dude, everything oneshots every adc
It doesn't matter what the fuck I play
My dude, you are amazing
Keep beinv you, random guy
being*
ly2bb
botlane xp feels gooood
:( will u be my support?
0/1 fulltank malph oneshots the 5/0 jhin
hahahaa yeah
Does any one have all the Oblivion cards?
Im hoping many of them are passive like the ones in Malestrom
I'm missing 2
are any of them passive cards?
Well :/ now why would like 10 malestrom cards in a row be passive
and then like 2-4 in oblivion
oblivion cards are very strong though
maelstrom cards have that passive theme going on
Hm
Right. I want to get the special spelunkers next so I wont have decks for a while. But having decks for every screen would be ideal
Lerrab.
You only need 1 Desolator spelunker, get the decks and links first
Yeah, I wish I had not wasted gems on getting more desolators
It's far more efficient to spam a single devastator and leave the rest to learn
If you can use an autoclicker to do it, even better
There is a potion that makes it so you get better stats for the one guy digging if you have everyone else learning
That too
Farming Occulon X is sofar disheartening
had to spend 5k keys on that fricker with absolutely no key boosts
you have to visualize yourself getting it
many great philosophers believe that it is about projection of the self
personally I got occ x on my first try
That reminds me, I have a bloody ton of keys I need to spend eventually, but I cba. It feels like it would take an hour using them all up.
Because I repeated in my head "I am a man with an Occ X"
Still missing two asylum boss pets and a bunch of cards.
6* cards?
I'd have to get them first before upgrading
And no, not done that construction yet
So I'd have to get the cards twice 😛
🙂
I am incredibly bored
nevermind just had a thought of actually doing something
bye
If it doesn't take you two minutes to make a shot, are you really playing Hoops? 🙃
https://youtu.be/cXo49UsVScM
just gotta shoot on the way down
Now there a Hoops I remember! you evil Bas****!
unless I'm being memed, I was shooting down the whole time lol
It's just that the placement of that particular hoop is a little too close imo
yeah i was memin
hoops is bugged
the whole game is bugged
but papa lava is working hard and soon we wont have to worry about bugs
i hope
I lost a great fucking hoops streak I spent 20 minutes on to a bug
Since then I've not fucking tried for hoops pet
I just grab my 3 maybe 4 gems once a week
Pissed me off
7 away from getting hoops
Beat crypt 2.0 easy 100 gems a day
shut mouth
🏀 kill it! Kill it with fire! Burn in the abyss you sickening creature. Begone with you. Return to LAVA from whence you belong! Never return you devil! 🔥
P.S how do I get boogie colour? :). Just kidding.
I had a tunnels pack I could still buy even though I already bought it. I tapped restore purchase, and got 1200 gems. I think thats it though. Didnt get any spelunking things, idk about card packs. #SaveLostBug
I got 2 6-Star packs as well :D
I think that may have happened to me too. Not too sure because i also pressed that restore and got gems back. Maybe from what you said.
This was awhile back though.
And I got absolute trash cards from the packs.
Those are like buying loot boxes. Never get the good stuff 😉
is there a guide for the late game potions?
I'm not sure, the wiki doesn't have any info on the combos to discover them but it has all the other info for them. try in #_
just looked on the wiki, it does has the combos, tried them and they seem correct!
I have found, however, that running what you think the next potion's recipe through a few times is how I got all my darkmode potions unlocked
Oh did the wiki get updated recently?
I must look
Ah, it has the brewing combos but not the discovery combos, like I thought
But yeah, the brewing combos are how I discovered all mine
ohhh i get it now
those are the ingredients to brew after you discover them
well, im going one flower up for each one, that seems like a good strategy lol
I'm bored, who wants to play " guess how many asylum tickets Dudes has"? I had 55k and haven't been to that screen in at least a month lol
I'm guessing 75k
81k
Less than I thought
nice
Finally have 9 star damage without cards lol. I really need to rebirth. I haven't since before tunnels I think lol
Everything multiplies so it's hard to say
But if I had to guess, potions
Tinkering is nice too
That's assuming all your crafts are 1b already
My damaging pet passives are level 200 too
The first thing you need to raise for crafting is enigmatic boosters
It'll crazy multiply your fish gain
Hey, Dudes how much of the last flower do have?
and also do u have a lvl 1000 rift?
i really wanna see someone with 1k rifts
My rift's are only 550ish,I haven't reset since getting all the tunnel upgrades for it
4 red of the last flower
it appears i have more of them
No resets remember :p
ye if u did u would probably have blue values
green < red < blue
White green blue red
blue is the last
Meteor has it pretty high iirc
What exploit has he found for builder speed?
or did he get there normally for once?
xD
maybe i'm just too lazy to leave the autoclicker running over night all the time and upgrade the builders
what builder lvl are your builders @strong ore
37
qualle go to work for me
😮
im about to make my new pet team
how long you been playing khanate?
if its better, I will post it on the secret channel
mine are only 31
I was born playing Idle Skilling
my highest is 28 lol
Half of my body is buggy
glitch in the matrix
also i only have 5 iodized builders
lel
i have 2 so far. i keep buying other random crap lol
saving up for crystal slot rn
only need 1 more for mining
but i need two more orange crystals
then i'll do apo slots
then maybe i'll save up for the last another one
guys i know what the update is. lava is putting in a sound track
would be nice......
but probably won't happen
honestly dont mind the silence tbh
Hey guys sorry things got crazy here and I also had to go to the store
But I just got the jackpot
2k gems right?
I'm almost at 10k ap
I got upgrades I needed
I see why you said be patient
That jackpot was what I needed

Now I'm hyped
Thank you for letting me know about that
And no I haven't gotten sick
Thankfully
And nice to meet you I see you are a new member
I started playing about 1-2 months before the crisis
My one piece of advice I can say that I just used is be patient just because the pachinko machine is stingy don't get impatient
Wait
What is wrong
whats going on rob?
it says deal 102m dmg for contract
Oh hey Rob I'm back
and says best is 43m, but ive hit like 600m
ok?
the damage stuff is weird
just give it some time and build up more dps and itll clear
i mean ive given it time
And I'm talking about the pachinko machine jackpot
i dont think it registers crits and stuff for the contracts but i could be wrong
2k gems and a titlewave of pachinko balls
hmm maybe once your minimum goes past 102m itll clear
It's base damage
Then your damage for that challenge is probably not being calculated with all your various bonuses in
and i just realized i hit the jackpot like a week ago
It's not critical damage
had the ball cascade and was like ???? didnt get 2k gems tho so odd times?


