#off-topic-chat
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I GOT MY SAVE
I hate hollow knight
banned
I get here and the first thing I read is a discussion about bagged milk... wtf
and also for god-knows-what reason the HDMI on the laptop doesn't work but the VGA does so it might be a driver thing with Ubuntu
You gotta have a really smol pp to hate hollow knight
i get if some one dont realy like it but how can u hate it? did that game kiled your douther and stole your wife ?
i need 9 more gems for gem rift.... got 1 gem in hoop today ;-;
and i just got to last noob..... for no reason at all ;-;
Nooo i was stuck on a part xD
thats why i was saying it as an impulse
I like the game really much
but in an impulse of being to noob
i screamed something i wasnt supposed too
dont worry i sitll cant make full boss rush with all
restrictions on :V
but i will do it eventualy
and also i ma to much of a puss to try steel soul mode :V i dont know why ... i alse never even try to play hardcore characters on diablo II and III
Pffff
steelsoul will not be done
cause mantis lords will not be finished in 1 go
oo u mean those normal mantis bos .... that one is not a problem ... try to fight 3 of them at same time xD
thats the fun part
normaly u fight one 1st and then 2 of them .... in boss rush mode u fight 1 and than all 3 xD
i wish there was someting after NOOB 56 .... like idk .. mirror xD
i like translation of this cartoon to my native xDD
whats your native?
Polish
close
yeah i know
cześć
łąęśćżó
is lava sometimes joining caulas chat here ? :V
i dont realy know what they say orginaly in ang but in Polish there is momnet when they say somethink like " for swarm and in to a battle" za rój i w bój .... but we make a joke a bout it and chenge it to za rój i chuj.... wchich means : for swarm and Dick
so ... i gona go play some LOL cos it was some time since i got angry at game ;-;
BARRY 🅱️ BENSON
Remember times when Lava told us that
We'll have Arcade event soon?
Those was nice times
remember when this game actually had announcements?
those were nice times
u guys actually get updates?
are there any in plans ?
Well we think the New update will be a third rebirth layer
Or something like that
Specially how he asked for rebirth or ascend type upgrades
Also he said to Me personnaly that there will be something to do with Singularity one day
Also also as you probably saw there will probably be crusade 2 and 3
Or something like that
ascand , rebirth .. what next ? going back to the roots ?
Nah afterlife I think people call it
but that make u dead since start ;-;
So yeah maybe an even bigger reset going further, maybe even rebirth and ascend and potions all reseted
lava did once say he didnt want any more reset mechanics though
maybe after afterlife
Bruh, reading about Lava talking about making an announcement is like playing an idle game in itself, except there's like negative returns for any active, click-intensive play
But those icons 🥵
Toot toot
@golden ivy Oh they're great, don't get me wrong haha
I will admit that I'm just a bit salty because of impatience, feeling like Lava's been edging us for two months now 😭
damn straight
i'm ready to blow my load
but lava is being a huge fucking tease
He’s been doing it since Christmas tbf XD
you want patches... hehe look at this potential new update from my last one 😉
It's like watching a bad porn where there's no moneyshots or w/e
Lava will create an only fans for patches XD
hahaha
1/4 through rank 25 😮
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A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

its a bot that i have blocked on totly difrent server :F
lava did once say he didnt want any more reset mechanics though
@kind anchor It probably is that u have to complete certain tasks to do something and then u can afterlife
and that will probably do something aswell
In tiers probably
cause of the tier smithing items
gg
Help
No one understands the format so no one gets the joke
Of this meme
And I need someone to confirm I'm not crazy for laughing at this meme
If you don't get it and it just seems dark for the sake of being dark, don't comment on it
Honestly confused how it’s funny? Like i don’t even think its dark. Kinda just a statement instead?
Not a statement, it's the format in particular that makes it funny
Maybe if it said something that made him proud then i could consider it funny
Like you became the biggest chad, or bullied the most amount of people in his school
That's not the joke
It's the format
I litteraly can not explain it to someone who doesn't already get it
It's the format is the best I can do
Can i see other with the format?
I thought that was hilarious @vale flicker
I got 2% on my phone, I'm sure someone who gets it will explain it if you don't bury it
Thanks
Now I know I'm not crazy
Imagine having online classes
It sucks
the trick is to already be studying online before this whole thing
oh no my grade security is gone
i used to get A's because my professor liked my game
but now ill get F's because of this whole announcement tease cycle
I'm gonna advertise a game here cuz why the fuck not. I really don't care anymore at this point.
Have you guys heard of Idle Skilling? It's not like those other mobile games. Idle Skilling is an idle-manual hybrid play-how-you-want game with multiple different aspects. It's not just a game you set down after one night, you'll be playing it for years. There's so much to do that I don't know where to start. This game has various features that are sure to captivate your tastes. There's no limit to how much you can play, and best of all it's free! There's a live event going on right now known as "The Announcement" and it's got everyone more excited than ever! You don't wanna miss this! Get started now by visiting the app store!
Oh shiz this must be against the rules, but it does sound like a great game that i could spend a lot of time playing... FOR FREE.
Anonymous- 5/5 
Where’s bluehero when you need him XD
@kind roverwtf
Your mom
Nice
Just got the last tinkolicious so thats as fast as i can make em learn at the moment
This is also like 2 days of brewing q.q
I just want it to multi level once like
🤣🤣 the ones up in the billions are kinda daunting tbh
You got all potions unlocked?
Theres a few last ones that will allow you to push it way higher
Like i went from struggling to make hydrogenator to being able to brew up to red
Not red power
But i can easilly get QQ which goes to red
My hydrogenator is at like 1.6x multiplier 13 times at the moment
Also i could make the brew bobby upgrade easy , just need 3 list levels
Would it require i breed past emoticons?
You need glassicle
Which is final flower
Same with sunburst, that was the only way to get last potion
Ok is it just me or does the red key master look like it has one glowing eye
It’s just you
He did make a sans easter egg tho
He did make a sans easter egg tho
@golden ivy WHEREEEEEE
The contracts
Is it only me or did everyone that first started tunnels only get candles every extraction??
Yo still got the next one to go 💀
Yeppere
Im slowly working everything up
I got another one of the timeless and brew bobby's last upgrade is almost done now
I feel like a big hunk of my issue issue is that i lost the gems i was going to turn into supreme crystals for my cauldrens, it seemingly spent them in the store and i didnt notice a change anywere
Dont forget your pray to the RNGesus
Well 101% is a bit more than rngesus
Ill get it eventually
1,000,000,000,000.1%
still doesn’t get flower
Ffs XD
you have no idea how long ive been here or how many things ive made out of lava... i sometimes discord search "from: Jodoc#9258 has: sound "
just to listen to the music
Damn man, i wish there was some sound
where?
In the game
chicken odessey has the sounds of idle skilling if you feel like you're up for the challenge
It’s a meme
i am a meme
Probably
Owo
WoW
cough
dies
oh?
i was making lava a bigger planet as well
(Obviously)
but then it got side tracked into a 116+ frame gif
Ye i like that idea but no money so he stay on small planet
I’d prefer the more gems you spent
The bigger it got
I like to be part of things XD
also me: discord searching all the pictures ive posted here and everything just feels weird out of context
do you have weird out of context things?
hides 1 petabyte homework folder
Umm... no?
ahhh benjee... oh well
To be fair i had a teacher that gave so much paper work, when our new teacher told us to get rid of all the useless crap in it, we filled the schools bins :/
paperbyte
do what?
Nooooo
lavaflower and lavabee?
I’m running on very little sleep so my mind is a little hyper
Is that gronk?
(I think it’s name is)
From banjo and kazooi
But lava form
Who says there isn’t already?
In afterlife all you fight is different iterations of lava
And you the last one you fight is the true lava and after it you finish the game
Game over
Game deletes itself
in my version of afterlife you beat up the monsters to get souls and other parts to put into a morgue screen where you could fight zombified varients of every monster and boss in th game
Interesting
it sounded better back when i had submitted it
Not a bad idea, but you’d need a proper reward for doing that
Like a unique item
Ot bonus
there was also a part of it where you took a body part from each of the areas like arm arm leg leg torso head
Or*
Confused foot and your good
Fused cood
what
Idk i just said my mind was going too fast to discern the stupid
Picking up parts and putting them together
First idea
it was a frankenstein thing
Ye
oh and there was a museum
Ye the museum would be good
for archaeology (which never happened)
Oof
because it became spelunking
Ye it’s a shame there’s not a chance for collectibles (excluding cards)
where in the museum you'd come across rng related rares that gave boosts or debuffs when you have them in their display case
like curses
Ye like heavy cash?
but you could remove the curse and get a positive buff if you did something
in my mind the archaeology thing involved a minigame
with little brushes and picks
but thats a bit different for idle skilling i guess
Ye it works, just not for every game
Still a good idea and premise to build something potentially better
I need coffee ;-;
When I’m the only one to shop for coffee supplies
I never actually watched filthy frank although i do like his music
hello
Hi Mark
Yo
greetings
"hotpink"
Ye boi
on page 23/23 of discord search for pictures ive posted, theres a full thicc lavachamp ready to punch someone to victory
XD
Oh god it messes my audio
Since bluetooth
Let’s just keep typing so it dissapears
So whenever i go here my audio doesn’t mess up
Because I’d rather be able to listen to music not in 240p
Theres no audio, it just fucks with my bluetooth trying to process two sounds when theres only one
And its what 240p looks like, that’s how t sounds
if theres sound on a gif then its a video file
Ye but it process it weird
Video files it pauses my current audio
Gif it tries to merge
Even though theres nothing to merge with
Bluetooth has and always will be messed
have you trid changing its color?
I farmed emigdala for red sentinel and got his card and two emigdala pets...
my soul after emigdula
Noice
I still need one
I need 0.01k xp
💀
I’m finally teehee
Only took me till teehee2
Also what timezone is lave, cuz he hasn’t gone offline yet XD
Hoping he sleeps?
Congrats jack
I deserve a brew, I’m gunna make a oreo hot chocolate
When you have 1000 RP but you want to get all the ascension upgrade slot
That’s just his mouth tbf, if you see that one first and not the original you’d think the true original was weird
Ooohhh i love that sexy mint flavour to my name XD
💓
oh
great job with getting to
i would also like to say
lava is typing
does it grow legs to walk like the big eyed wood?
So we’ll be fisting in the update?
sneaky emoji removals
no its an item
angerfist
im sure it has a good purpose
can i be in teehee gang?
Ye just type every minute for about 2/3 days straight
lets get cook'n in this brand new idle skilling update!
@golden ivy oh i thought i must just seat on teehee lol
Nope, gotta rank up with mee6 to level 27
nah get the rank past teehee
poke th heck outta lava
does it come in a cooking pot?
im gonna have to start making my hints more obvious so the 6heads will finally get it
the announcement is bandit bob is the next risk of rain playable character
crap wait im no supposed to say it
Oooh i have an idea
risk of bob?
Will we be playing as Bobjoepickle in the afterlife
Cuz he died
And we use skills as him
slap your enemies with pickles
Isn't that from veggietale or something ?
No
Idk anything i'm not English nor American so if it's related to that
No it’s a mystery, since we’re waiting to hear more ourselves
definitely not veggie tales ew
lava setting up a game of rock paper pickle
My theory (after fixing it a little)
We will be playing as mini lava trying to bring back our dead friend from the afterlife. Using skills and taking radiation damage
Well guess i'll wait until announcement to understand 
thats a 3head guess
That’s what the sunglasses are for
im not evne sure if 3head would be an insult or a compliment haha
We’re warmer atleast
Also is the "Singularity soon being a thing" still is of actuality ?
To be fair which one were you talking to?
Singularity is the purgatory version of death
Yes I know
I said, will it become usefull like lava said it to me
A LONG time ago
Technically it is
It gives money the first time you kill it and there’s a challenge for killing it a certain amount of times
Pretty sûre it's just a little green cross
the longer you wait, the sooner you'll know
Well if i go made and create a crap ton of theories eventually one will stick
It seems he wants us guessing, although he may only tell us the first to guess it when the time arrives
he's already guessed it
Wut
see, now you get it
Its 12 am and no sleep
its 7 am and no sleep... excuses excuses
I can barely understand to breathe XD
you are futuristic nature
Thanj yiu
you do it on your own without realizing
Welp I’m gunna go pass out
goodluck
Time to put someone on the trunk
I frickin finally learnt how to read the ohms on a resistor yay
don't quote me on that I'll prob forget soon
"I finally learnt how to read the ohms on a resistor"-Meat 2k20
Pin that shit
xD
no dont~
what is ti
Oof
We are going trough time
might be a time travel thing aswell
And in the end
you turn yourself into a picklle
hmmmmm
might be
The update will be so primitive that you can eat the bugs you encounter. 
A pickle on every comment xD
somebody ate them all
sounds like he's adding a rough-like section into the game
we getting dungeons bois

We already have dungeons
it's just a fighting screen, not actually dungeons
It would be called something else i think
well either way, he's definitely putting in the futuristic or whatever the fuck iodate it is
Hahah
this game willturn into a rick & morty homage game
@strong ore Plot twist. The areas are just micro-verses in micro-verses, in micro-verses...
I hope next update adds basketball gold pet
sum of 120
So we know who isnt utter shite
I hope the other update isnt supported on pc and that all of the saves on pc get deleted
Ive said it
Mol mad?
Im very mad
What did pc ever do to you!
Gotta get gud 😛
did u time travel...?
well that's why then
do i get rewards from fight in crusade if bonus is 0%>
See what happens with a rebirth or ascend
Sure... If you believe it
Everyone is here
rebirth or ascend, if that doesnt work try to delete ur save and make a new one
Only one lvl till third blood tank...
that's good
nice
when brewing the same potion using all cauldrons are all the gems applied or only the one on the far left?
I just went from 100% hit chance to 26 in 2 mobs wtf
yeah, that happens, and in next zones difference will be bigger (but by that time, you wont care about hit chance, maybe)
Lava really should add a mastery perk
time travel
xD
For the scums who did time travel
candy?
wdym by time travel
oooh, that even work 😄
it will punish you? 
i have candy, so i do not need that
im saving my candies
me too, so far saved just some weeks
i have about 4 weeks worth of candies saved up
@golden ivy you can graphic bugs from ts with ascending, so just ascend and it should go away
but yeah, don't ts in this game, it breaks everything in the sense that i couldn't ascend for a week
What do you guys think of this house i built?
(i know it would be #550107059920699392 but no one looks there)
Tired
like it's built in minecraft...
It's pretty awesome Qualle
never played it
this triggeres me
Give this house more love
I´d prefer it if the roof would go further out
Like this
@old tusk
okay
Keep your minecraft stuff in #550107059920699392
minecraft...ewww
noone looked there that's why i wrote it here
Yeah I know, and that was wrong.
ty... its so good that i cna use it only on pc ... on laptop its imposible xD
but there were others few sec ago :V
What even is general chat for, if not for talking about everything.
🤷♂️
it's generally to talk about the game, off-topic is to talk about everything else
big brain energy here^^
The message saying minecraft belongs in off topic was literally still on the screen when you uploaded those
there's non sweet baked goods?
i deleted something that i wasted something 3 hours on
on accident
and can't get it back
is this how failure tastes like
what was it
non sweet baked good?
uh, would coco rolls be considered that?
they're chocolatey, mot really sweet
did u guys know u can click the estimated RP gains to show the estimated gains for 8h and 24h as well as the 1h
because i sure didn't
You know, like different kinds of bread, croissants, biscuits, tortillas, etc
prolly like, baguettes
Omg @old tusk u didnt?
i didn't
Theres different fish like carp, i dont get any further on naming fish xD
u are big brain Qualle
well i barely ever looked at that number sooooooooo...
how is it useful?
To see
explain!
How long u can go away
because i have no life
mobile data is like heaven to me
i've only had it once in my life
and, boy, it is amazing
bro it's not you it's just dead
i don't know
lol
Almost everytime i come on discord i dont leave until 2-5 hours have passed so but now ima leave soon (discord for a day but not the server)
Mark you always go into a dead chat, say something, and claim you killed it
Which I find funny
Your mom is funny
@native gate congrats ur a mom now
3 days in a row it’s been exactly like this, trash but one card the wrong colour from all the same colour
The future content blog has been really good, it’s good to see him setting time-frames and showing little snippets of what he’s working on
1 hour has not passed
Complaining about the chat being dead without actually doing anything to make it less dead is essentially spamming. It is annoying space filler, and contributes nothing to the channel or server.
chat dead :/
A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

chat do be dead
am dead
Little did Lava know the initials of his rhetorical questions in the #💖future-content-blog can also spell out TRAP
game dead.
Which of you has experience with time travel in this game
I wanna know if I time travel another game and set my clock back to normal if it will still mess up idle skilling
From experiance with other games. Don’t do it! 😆
it'll be fine if you don't go into idle skilling
and my day has been meh, vad
mostly sleeping
Just wake up
same
Anyone wanna play steam games with me
Terraria, battleblock theater, move or die, don't starve together, genital jousting, etc.
Everyone I know is playing minecraft but I don't have it
wanna play Minecraft
wanna play Minecraft
lets play minecraft
yeah let's play Minecraft
Wait kuaka
So if I travel 100000 years in the future, play random game X, set time back to normal, play idle skilling, I won't break idle skilling?
Cuz I certainly will go into idle skilling but not during the time warp
no idle will be fine
Sweet
I have 422
0
old skill button styles?
Lava, you staying sane? I know I'm not 
Who said they are replacing the old skin buttons @split raven
mornin
noice
Been grinding some😂😂😂
able to do the last one yet?
I havent completed the 6th one yet
Cause when i accepted it
And rebirthed i was to tired😂😂
okay
first decent card set
I feel ya Khamate
Yeah Nollimius

1 ball every hour or so
@bronze trellis thats pretty fast
lava is typing o____o
I like this future content blog better than previous ones.
Its candid, a little informative about Lava's actual thought process, and shows that he's not just going to meme and joke us to death the whole time.
i really liked the motivation part aswell
Dang
poor akerson
u almost had it my dude
But look on the bright side i completed all the ice creams
How did you miss completely on the last round tho
The wobble in the net that falls out
Rip
i never got anything better then 38 over all three trials
Rippp
Dang dude
i'm sooooooo bad at it
i always come to 53 os smth
damn
I blame everyone else.
For what @fading nymph ?
i had one straigth in like months
My best card combo thing is pair and ive gotten the card combo thing every other day
uh k
Depression posting goes in #550107059920699392
4 more till i am finally out of the mountains 😄
@bronze trellis nice, i was stuck in mountain for longer than in mist, after you get in mist you get multiple big bonuses.
Currently bringing all potions to level 100 up until the final blue god potion. The boosts I’m getting are amazing.
Actually needed to rebirth but I needed 5 more level for the final potion (lvl 125). Best 50 gems I ever spend on a time candy.
@split raven yeah this one took me like 3 - 4 days
Ye i took like 1.5 weeks since i mostly focused on other stuff (raid and crusade)
crusade i just found out is very helpfull i did not know that rofl 😄
Mist took me 2 days ;-;
on pets i am so behjind i just got the seagull i reckon
I feel you there, I've been behind on pets for a long time
it just feels so slow
my highest hase a 12 stat
i see people with 430k stat 😛
and is the demonic anathema the best for raids by the way ?
the max is 2.1b
My highest pet stat is 30
I'm at about 4k stats right now and have half the pets
vad which one are u at?
Early pets kind of makes you ignore parts of it in favor of upgrading other parts
I'm at pet 30, the parrot
@bronze trellis Demon Z is best for trophy grinding (Demonic Anathema hardest difficulty)
Which is the first pet on page 2
i finally got 2 so might have a chance off more ;D
i will ascend as soon as i hit mist
Ok
Ye since idle attack speed but even better; Skill point bonanza
Skill point bonanza is broken imo
so should i invest everything i will get into the sill point bonanza
No no, but upgrade it to atleast 9-10 so u get double skill points
i have 400 ap saved up to use
i should have used my raids stuff for the start game with att , str ,def lvl
i used them all on skillers give more xp XD
Oof 400, i usually get 24k per ascend but i know your lower so heres an alternate: get 500-600 ap and then spend most on idle attack speed and then some on monster decimation (the kill per monster increasing)
Shiny giving tips here
yeah but i am getting mist now should i focus on those instead ?
now* must be today i still got like 5k kills to make
To get to mist fast again, and then do that for a few ascends and then spend most in skill point bonanza and you will get to dungeon easy and then no tips since i rebirthed immediatly, yes get to mist first.
Since mist unlocks skill point bonanza and idle atk speed.
i swear to god something is wrong with the gym
So @split raven whatsup?
oh @split raven i havent gotten any secrets yet does that make allot of difference
@bronze trellis yes a huge diffrence
then i wont ascend till i get some secrets done
cant seem to get that fish i need for the death secret
Need to be lvl 60
auch 😦 lvl 55 thats gonna take a night i reckon
@humble oracle somebody changed ur stats so i made them normal again
What xD
Hold on lemme make a pictureception in my testing server
Sometime the numbers look the same, but they aren't. For example, you may have 10.6 dirt, and the cost is 11.3 dirt. 10.6 < 11.3, yet it looks like you can afford it, because 10.6 rounds to 11, and 11.3 rounds to 11, and 11 = 11!
o that one does
also it might be 13,5m and u only have 13,1m
Dafuq xD
#off-topic-chat is going real #550107059920699392 always
ye
cant do anything about it sorry
It’s a fluid thing which is good
General is for whatever usually, but some topics are either so annoying to most of the community or so pervasive that they always take it over and drown out other stuff, so off topic is for those. Like minecraft, depression posts, etc
And some people specifically have also been told to take their constant bitching and keep it in off topic as well.
i know lava love surprises, but.... i think changelog channel would be great
Lava doesnt have close enough updates to justify a changelog, a devblog works well for his cycle
future content blog is half memes half devblog
finally my german homework is complete!
What do y'all think about pineapple pizza?
I think it's disgusting 
Well sure everybody likes something else
i think its godly
and people who do not suffer brain disease
and i feel sorry for ya
Im just kidding if u dont like it thats ok
u do u
never tried it
Dang Mark
u are missing out on so much
I bet most people who say
i dont like pineapple on pizza
didnt even try it
Idk but cheese and pineapple don't mix very well for me
You know
raw
Yes, that's disgusting
but cooked and baked they can be quite tasty
Btw
There are people who have pineapple allergy
They can't eat pineapples nor pineapple pizza

but cooked and baked they can be quite tasty
@livid temple u are dead to me raw is good aswell
xD
too heavy on the flavor difference .3.
YEAH
just super hot cake.
Thats exactly the pizza i meant
How was it
Just so damn bitter cause
it was an april fools pizza wasnt it?
tons of dark chocolate
No, it's an actual thing
ya can still buy it
Funfact: It has LESS CALORIES than a Big Mac in the USA
I dont think they are in the stores at us anymore
A Pizza topped to the brim with pure chocolate
I don't think it sells well
since it's honestly not very tasty
Pure chocolate is actually very healthy tho
true
U ever tried burned cheese?
that shit is bitter
Bitter and nasty
Molten cheese ok
Burned cheese
naaah
Also the smell of burned cheese....
yeouch
Pineapple pizza is God tier
I used to order from Domino's 2 medium 2 topping pizzas all the time. Pineapple, jalapeño, white sauce.
Ew
Not because of the pineapples (which I'm not in to) but, Dominoes, really?
You need to learn to love yourself
I don't, but even i know the amazing taste of a properly made Domino's dinner
Also the chicken habenero sandwiches are good but on the expensive side
Their sandwiches are allright
But I have eaten tons of their pizza and it is just never very good
I think my favorite thing to get from there tho was the pasta bread bowls. I ate one or two a week when I was in the Army and needed to consume massive quantities of carbs for workouts


