#off-topic-chat
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On any day but 1st april
Especially the last day of April
No I won't
Hey guys
Yo
How's it going
Well it's ok
Looks like Lava is going to be a raid boss
lava just wants to shoot a porno movie...
True
I wonder if a rock from space is gonna shatter earth at April 29
I'm going to mars bye
lava in a movie hype
Okay, uhm so its 3am here and I decided to open this game to do arcade
And I hit the jackpot and with the jackpot balls i hit it again
Wow its 4am here @devout oasis
lucky
@warm sphinx you need to sleep aswell lmao
in like a year i've never hit the jackpot
I cant
This is my first time hitting it
And it happened twice
Now I dont know what to buy
hail satan
what of?
put it all into funny hats
over 67 sum is basketball pet
its hard and buggy
if the sum of your 3 daily shots is over 67, you get a new pet
Where is the long green arrow?
Go to a training area, click the question mark
Go to smithing and clicking the arrow @left grove
Thanks @golden ivy! I never would've found it
i'll make a gif post the next time i see lava here
actually nevermind i'll just leave it in suggestions
dang bro nice thighs
Rule of the internet on april 1st
Click no links
under no circumstances is there a valid reason to click a link someone sends you
Look the name up yourself
don't copy+paste that either unless you wanna get rickrolled
Listen and download on iTunes & Apple Music and Spotify
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/1st-single-11-eleven-single/id918449883?ls=1
https://play.spotify.com/album/0hVQgwOQkPBclMM4et0qy1
Find out more about Hitchhiker :
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One of the S.M.En...
@golden ivy Did I get you or do ya just know the link
I just know the link
rip
It was worth a try tho, I'll give ya that
I wonder how long it would take me to get this to 2billion
XD
if only I had an autoclicker for android
Why do you have that many ores and you have to click that much to level up that?
^ yup. Have nothing else to spend all these ores on
this feels wierd. I rebirthed and bought a ton of rebirth perks and now the game feels almost too easy. blasting through multiple benchmarks i had to work hard to get to before
Now try the ice creams
haven't unlocked em yet. I am probably just feeling a rush of power and the game is gonna smack it out of me soon
I got clapped by Ice cream
Lol yeah
On first go
Though now that Ive properly adjusted cards, I should be good to do an Ice cream
i sure do love it when the hoops ball clips through the basket 
Gotta love food trucks
It's chicken cheese fries
I ate ground eel soup with abalone
I would PayPal lava 100 USD if he would release an iOS update that would let me upgrade cards to 6* without losing damage
thats the least of iOS problems, mate
He probably isn't even aware it's an issue. (Despite it being talked about non stop)
I would probably start donating again if PC version wasnt shit-turd
Wel... not probably... I would
Lavas focused on new content, not fixing old stuff
Which is weird how he doesn’t get a bunch of nerds to fix old stuff
While he works on new stuff
Seems like a win-win
He'd be scared we'd try to take credit or money from him
That’s what I do at work
Shove nerds into lockers
Because that's how he is
I just get tech nerds to fix my old work
And I just make new work
It’s great
Best system
I don’t even care about like
The event cards, or the horrible potion glitches, or the tunneling glitches
Just
Me want shiny cards
jesaurus
im thinking to start a android save
with all the nice save scumming I could get day 1 occulon
I won a gem contest, I couldn’t even get the gems because I’m on iOS
At least you can get gems on Android
other discord is for cheating?
Did he give you any compensation?
Nah
It's for breaking the game down
if I win I say my android ID is "Fix-PC-Version"
Just “if you join on Android or if I add that function to iOS let me know and I’ll give them to you”
You should have an invite
@strong ore you'll kind of just have to look around and see what's been reverse engineered so far
Sure, will do, thanks!
Np
Gonna have to go give online lecture soon, bbl!
Are you a teacher or something
lava staring with kevin spacy movies gunna suck
just like waiting for these updates
lol lava's epic troll
Also don't do copy/paste spam or chain letters in servers. If there was a REAL message from the Discord dev team they would email it to you or pop it up when you open the program or perform an action, you gullible potato.
DELETED
blam
Audit log, mah dude.
True
I mean, you should have deleted it in the first place tho
Lava posted that same lame shit himself like 6 months ago
I would have deleted his chainmail bullshit too lol
Its almost as bad as those emails you used to get. "If you don't forward this to ten friends blah blah blah"
It's his server. We're not even allowed to ban lol
If he wants to do dumb shit we can't stop him
So I think that my game broke after ascending for the first time. I only get 5m gold per hour while it says that I should get 60m per hour. I only get like 2 cards per 4 hours before i got at least 8 per hour. Can someone tell me how I can fix it? Thank you for the help.
#_ is where both of you belong. Please move your requests over there.
@weary wyvern @azure lava
Yh. It did get ignored there....
If nobody answers your question in #_ you're free to post it again until someone does. That's what it is for. It is also late night/early morning for most of our most active answer-ers right now, so probably there's just nobody on that is capable of providing you assistance at the moment.
i've done the math and i'll have to farm star cards for over one week to make all cards in oblivion 6star isn't that just great
So I should spam it like every 2 hours? But thanks for explaining the discord
What's your card cap right now?
201
When I have a question nobody answers I usually just ask it again after it rolls off the screen
I haven't even started farming oblivion cards yet :/ That's going to be a slog.
I feel you, depression's been hittin hard
Lol
I've watched an entire college course worth of machining videos over the last week lol
nevermind it's only 4,5 days
That's a bit better
Have you considered setting up an AP farm and just going balls to the wall on that to up your card cap instead?
no
This is my math if you can read it
also would need to do a lot of ap coupon farming because one upgrade of the card cap already costs a third of my ap
also the math is only for the gray ones so more like 6 days probably
How many grey cards are you getting per color card right now?
@tame sparrow also I'm the guy who complains. You're vad the impaler. I do my job and you do yours!
Then prepare yourself for impalement
My sleep schedule is really weird
Expound

Yes
Yup
What have you been doing to pass the time while school is closed
Netflix and YouTube and stuff like that
I think this might be the first live build I've done from the bench.
It's a high voltage step up circuit designed to create a high positive voltage on a panel to try and encourage dust charged by a negative ion generator to settle out on the panel instead of on walls and furni...
porn
Excuse you bray, when in literary form it is called smut
Thanks for info
There you learned something today
That makes me a distance educator
Time to update my resume
Hi all
hello
Its an april fools joke
LMAOO
it's not very funny
my humor has transformed into favoring meaningless shit
like text to speech saying "ice cream scoop"
I was like: nah that must be a joke... But then the numbers and shxt? Then I was like: maybeeee?
XD
Jesus
The whole announcement is a joke. :p
I'm back
Sorry I ignored ya vad
I'm writing a mystery novel
Yesterday I scared the shit out of my team by telling them all I was just not going to write anymore and that it was their fault. Then I said I made a video with a proper explanation and linked never gonna give you up
I got over 5 people

What have you written in the past?
A horror novel, 2 mystery novels, and one romance/adventure thingy
I don't work on novels that often, I simply don't have the time
But now
With corona
It's free game
Mail arrived, got coupons for a fast food chain whose nearest store is 160 km away. 🤦♀️
Mood
I got Macdonald's coupons and there's no Macdonald's until 3 towns away
Somewhat around 400km? It's been awhile
Sometimes we get coupons in the mail that have already expired because the post office here doesn't have time to separate all the mass mailer shit
They need to hire 2 more people
F
The annoucement is it an april joke?
I know isn't it crazy how a stay at home indie dev can make enough money to make a full length movie? And with such a small following and so little games too!
Absolutely insane
Wacky
Wild
Wtf was that in #💖future-content-blog ?
No, it's the announcement of a new raid boss
Lava, coming soon to a theater near you
Because grinding the demon for trophies is getting too tedious when you need to kill it several times for a single upgrade
Does purgatory have like a damage or speed reduction mechanic or something?
Speed reduction, yes
Thanks
... Getting to the point where I'm not sure what I could possibly upgrade to progress faster
I suppose I could grind out an ice cream or two
But man, do I hate having to rebirth
Can the owner can add skills in idle awards 2
I hate this
Wish it was a 20 min wait between attempts instead of 24 hrs
Should I ascend if I get 450AP?
ok
@kind anchor how can I do that too?
Do what
@azure lava that's the hoops secret. Check the wiki for info, I just had the bot put a link in the #bot-commands channel
good meme lava
@tame sparrow k thx. just did it and only got 4 gems. I think that this is bad
Hey didn't the Basilisks got a deeper blue
That moment you practice hoops for a while, then the timer pops, aaaand you go 0-0-1 🤮
Sooooo no game update for A long time Im guessing.( keeps forgetting about april fools day)
woa
pets have some max level skill ?
Expect nothing and you can't be let down
You don't expect patches from lava
Didn’t android get one?
rofl, it took like 8 minutes to kill keymaster O
why cant i find the guide to what to spend gems on?
!guide
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide in #game-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
i click on it tho, and it doesnt take me to the right place
You need to read a little further it has a best option and how many
Want to know what to buy with gems?
Trouble understanding Spiriting?
Need some Beginner Help?
See Adam's Ultimate Guide: https://www.kongregate.com/forums/1023269-idle-skilling/topics/1810202-ultimate-guide
is there a potion ingredient mix list for potions after god potions?
Ladies and gentlemen
Bow before your god
For I have achieved
Juiced up level 42
can anyone help me with a problem I'm having?
so I've been hunting the king z card for about a week now, using all of my tickets on it so I can get the construction upgrade. I still haven't gotten it. I'm using 6 star raid luck cards and have my passive maelstrom raid drop cards at 6 star also. is there any way to increase my raid drops even higher? I also need those boss pets but that's looking impossible with my luck so far
!luck
Raid drop luck works in asylum as it should (for more details see the chy document).
Raid drops themselves are currently not working properly, so raid drop luck doesn't really do anything in raids right now until those are fixed.
NOTHING IN THE GAME AFFECTS RAID/ASYLUM CARD/PET DROPS
can I see that chy doc?
!chy
Want to know the health of an Asylum boss, how much a BP perk costs, how trace drops are formulated, and other miscellaneous info? See Chyromyr's doc in #idle-skilling-info
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/515321395861913600/587719290610778152
ty
No patches, only updates....
No patches, only updates....
@twin hound What updates have you been getting, I'm pretty sure I've seen neither patch nor update 😛
That's what I'm getting at
We've all been waiting for the next update, tormented by all the bugs and flaws from the previous few, because lava doesn't patch his game
Not to nag
He’s working on the next update pyke
Its been confirmed for ages now
ye
HOWEVER
He should still take some time and fix all the shit in the recent one before bring out another one. Since with all the glitches now what’s it going to be like if they end up getting worse due to a new update
yea.. Not that we have more bugs than anything else lmfao
It’s more bugs than content at this point
uh
Not that we have only bugs and no content thej
And I’m pretty sure theres a lot more save deletes than normal
And if you’re not on android you’re screwed
As much as i love the game there’s a lot of flaws
yea... Its fcked up rn
I mean, it's a good game
But he has to fix it
Ye, even though we would ALL love it fixed first
We gotta wait for the afterlife update
Well, at least some of those bugs are useful...
Just a matter of getting to a point of being able to perform them
I personally dont want to progress due of bugs
you feel me?
xD
Oh yeah when the infinite egg shells bug was discovered, you know that was top priority to fix 
Getting screwed over by away time not calculating properly: 
Infinite of a resource: 
yee... so many bugs tho
Should have tried to fix them way earlier ,no?
He made a patch almost straight after exclusively for android which only fixed some of the known bugs but was still buggy on the bug fixes
Lmao xD how about stop updating more and more , instead he should fix those bugs.. Like you said earlier xD
They are just getting more and more.. At some time, there is just no chance to fix em all because they are too many lmfao

Gambare Lava 💪
?
Ye we know, we still love him
Mhm (even though most people voted they want to know stuff now)
I was using sudo apt update because frick I hadn't turned on the Mint Machine on in ages
Thinking of switch to arch later but eh
Apparently, it counts as hacking
basic sudo commands are... hacking
??
We've been trying to get him to focus on bugs instead of just making more updates for over a year now. Good luck
I have no faith in you to convince him haha
When in doubt, kidnap their loved ones
Get his account frozen
But you can never trash the Bob pet
Is that a bug?
No you can trash it but he come back after checking the research menu
Lavaflame2: “Good question, good question”
A "feature"
Report the game for crimes against humanity.
Report humanity for crimes against humanity.
Report humanity for crimes against game
Report your mom
No u
Every time Meteor
Your mom's every time
No u
Your mom’s 67 times
Wait you are mean snowy
Even a big bit is still a bit. :p
But it's a bit big bit
Big peepee gang
I mean a but is either zero or one so...
A but big would imply it’s 0 to 1 bigger
We are tee hee Snowy so...
Than normal
Bit is smaller then a byte. :p
And if you don't even give a full byte then what's the point. Lmao Sorry.
I'm bored. Talking to plants all day isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I got sick before the shelter in place order so I never got to go back to work.
Big oof
But my game backlog won't make itself smaller so I'm working on that. Lmao
Also getting lost in the woods in real life at one point.
Suffice to say. I'm not allowed back at work for a while.
oh the announcement doesn't say april fools so im guessing its' real, cant wait for the movie

It’s gunna come out and at the end say April fools
0% bonus damage, clearly :p
eyyyyy king x get
crabs
Holy shit. Started Ice cream 7 at 8 this morning and thought it was going to take me a couple days. Slept 4 to 10pm, just finished ice cream 7 WITHOUT TURNING OFF MARK THE WHOLE TIME
WOW MAN
:'(
Hey vad, electricity question
yes
Powering an arduino Nano with USB and I was wondering how I stick a capacitor on to smooth it out
Because the Nano's USB jack for some reason won't power the device, but can do data
You put the capacitor across the power lines for smoothing, but it needs to be the correct value
So I can't use the 35v one?
So look up what cap you need for 5 volts at between 500mA and 2.6A
The voltage rating on the cap is irrelevant as long as its higher than 5V
The important number is the Farads, or in your case probably the microfarads
Ah oki cool 👌
Corrected pico to micro
I thought that sounded weird
There are plenty of guides on using decoupling and smoothing caps out there on the interwebs
Decided that isolation would be a good time for some DIY
Great plan
Here in a couple days when my father comes back I'm gonna make him watch me repair a thermal camera I have
Stream it
I have a sign on my door which says I have a soldering iron and I'm not afraid to use it
so now people knock first, lol
LMAO
I need onea those
Would it be worth shielding the infrared sensor's signal wire?
Is the infrared sensor a discreet digital module, or is it an analog component that is connected to the boards
Literally a small LED-like thingo with 3 wires sticking out
Probably doesn't need shielding
Alrighty
thats some cringe t-shirt lol
Nah, you won't have any interference
Weird how I'm the only one who actually does DIY
Family's like 'oh it'll be cool if someone could make this' but never actually does
Got it to work!
Nice
Now to program it and hook up the IR sensor, yippee
How's that perk treating you? :p
Im back at 398
397 even
just wanted to see how muhc I got from leveling 3rd empty wallet bonus
Rebirthing did not remove my weird visual bugs :/
Can somebody tell Lava he released his announcement a day too late
Maybe there's some weird time zone action going on
that was posted at 1:22 pm on the 2nd for me, and i'm in new zealand, meaning it was still april fools for a quarter of the planet
did u laff?
i got the last flower finally
Good job
was only 5 days of waiting for camoflouge to grow
now to get the last two potions i'm missing
@tight sonnet #519106547692077067
hey guys im back
Welcome back
But you were here yesterday
congrats on not dying
thanks
that sounds more sarcastic than intended but seriously, welcome back
ok good job on surviving too i guess
anyways
any tips to not get bored during the lockdown?
im bored already
acquire a new online hobby
try out duolingo and learn a new language
read something on mangadex
check your steam library
Play league of legends and smash ur keyboard in pieces
i did half of it already
LMFAO
works aswell
xD
zaeze if i try out duolingo what language should i learn first?
no idea
oh well
Well
Maybe he doesnt know either LMAO
Idk, maybe try something what other people use in your area sometimes?
Uh
uh
but maybe germany
Oh boi
i live close to it
oh ok
i already know a tiny bit of german
im in 10th grade
and i started in 6th grade
same. I have french and english at school
sorry, i was watching stuff on youtube
i went for japanese, personally, i've always had an interest
But our class cant even form a simple sentence in French
then why not help each other
XD
Japanese is hard af
yeah but once u know japanese it can help A LOT
True
it's also a lot easier with a solid foundation established through years of anime and manga
i am weebasaurus rex
lol
not so much, but you tried
okay ;(
well the only anime i ever watched were attack on titan and one punch man
so yeah
i didnt even finish watching the 1st one
well, that's 1.5 good choices, at least
well, you've certainly got time to catch up
yeah
one of the 'classics' is even still going
in any case, spanish would also be a good choice
third most common language in the world, as i recall
i have it downloaded already
fair enough
u got any special talent?
writing, when i can manage it
lol ok
mental health issues make that difficult though
i got out of crippling depression a bit after entering highschool
as for anxiety, well...
still working on it
yeah that's kinda how it goes isn't it
i'm almost 26 years old, my guy
Huh.
well just like lavaflames ted talk said, don't do reddit its bad mkay. also don't do games and never masturbate if you want to be the perfect man.
but dropping reddit was kind of a good one for my daily motivation and grades...went form below 6es to 9s
You don't become perfect by not doing things.
Also i squatted 100 times like 2 weeks ago so i got that going for me...
good job, what do you think are the chances to hit the ball jackpot
in my sampling i'm at 0 out of 150000 balls so far im stuck at 0 percent
hmmm then i am a unlucky fella
but won the free gem contest so that was pretty nice
anybody have some good way of improving their crusade tinkering rng? trying to get past 3500
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
masteries help with tinkering rng?
there's a few perks in the variety tree or w/e
oh those yeah i did that tree to 400
in construction in need 3.5 k for the next upgrade
level anotha one
nah just making conversation, not like i need an naswer
looking to get of that daily day to day conversation with strangers during corona times
going to make chat great again
Soooo
Hmmm
Something happened
I was crusading level 125
Collecting my exp
Than suddenly
I became level 288
Suddenly
i became level 288 crusading
did you unlock the last two crusades from tunnels?
Ye new bosses give hella exp
someone reached lvl400 in research? is that even possible (legit?)
apparently
@old tusk thats probably it, cause yeah i did unlock those
Well @rotund pier it has been done so i think it is xD
well i cant really see how (legit at least)
minmaxing a lot
Khan is at 398 iirc
yeah he rerolled to an old save again where he didnt lvl up all tank bonuses i think
Not like it matters too much, the bonus from research lvl 400 doesn't work/do anything
also that
yeah but im only at 370 and i cant really see how i could get to 400
Define 30
you take one thing and then take 29 more
doesn't matter
I know 😭
But I wanted to reach a million years
I got to like 400000years on spelunker g and wanted to do better
does any one els reps crafting stop at 50k? cant upgrade them any higher???
Yup, the rep speed items have a cap
Exactly @winged sigil
is it just me, or are some regulars in this server a bit behind in the game? unless they did a reset
Not playing for two months can do that.
That doesn’t mean you’re safe
i have not had that
People report playing and it crashing on them and it resetting
i'm so scared now
I was replying to Mark, actually. xD My fault for skimming chat.
(Input auto response for screwed if not android user)
oh
i see
i haven't played in a month or so
does anyone know what it's like to play on a square screen?
because i've been doing that for a week now
and it feels, really weird
Cptain Ootori, this command is disabled in this channel
#bot-commands exist for this reason
same thing
Meow
woof
random animals sounds.mp3
penis music starts playing
i think i should delete this post before anyone else finds out
sure is
is
it
no spammi
i found a minecraft that is pretty cool as it turns out
what do you mean
those are rookie numbers
yeah but i usually only play 1h per day at most
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this is cool
yeah idk there's no way it's as good as it looks
it cool
Wrong Adam
good point @uncut crater
that's the joke
that moment when you have 30 emails of school stuff but instead you play minecarft all day
the only problem i have with wynncraft is getting lost
and not being able to go back to town, even with the map website
or with quests being so confusing you don't know where the quest is supposed to be
so you played it?
i have, yes
till what lvl
like 30, 40
got 46 today
bruh i fucking abandoned this server
shh
i find my way around by now
ill never be a teehee lmao
oh god the chain has begun
lots of fun
stop
you should be
Someone is having a bad day
you?
What about a movie
time to make an excuse for exp farming
Like the movie movie or a movie not movie movie
well @distant siren me as well i need half a lvl for yellow name
nice
indeed
so what to talk about?
oh god mamma mia needs 748T snow mans now
That't a bit of a problem
at least it's not 10b sigils
yeah that's much worse
oh i just reached the end of the crypt
isn't that exciting
didn't think i was there yet
@desert geyser a movie but not really a movie kind of movie
hm
How should I spend them?
okay
o
@near wharf hey I bought upgrades att the gift shop but now I just realize I'm missing out on like 100 perk points. Can I reset the gift shop purchases pls? I spent like 30 on urgame
@true cedar what
don't ping lava for random stuff
you aren't missing out on perk points
yes but it doesn't take 20 levels worth of xp to go from 20>21
you didn't lose anything
So like level 20 to 21 strength is like level 1 to 2?
yeah almost
It starts you at level 20 instead of 1. But if you got to level 50 before you'll now get to level 70 with roughly the same exp as it took to hit 50 before.
dwayne johnson
ey
im bored af rn
please entertain me
ok then...
why am i always on when no one is
Im usually at #achievement-pics since i suck at the game and i am jealous of everybody else getting achievements but then theres me, the guy who’s best achievement is strength lvl 132
That’s an achievement still
If we never posted because we didn’t think it was enough or that someone already did it, no one would post in there
Yes ik but its well like, i have well you know, a thing that whatever i do i think is bad. Idk why
and tf i lost 4 strength lvls
I believe that's called low self-esteem. And yeah, don't compare your achievements to others. It's like, when you've just started weightlifting you don't measure your success based on how close to the world record you are.
A lot of us do, but this is a place were we want everyone to get as far as we can go
kk
Well. The game isnt a competition anyways is it
xD
Exactly
We all would like everyone at null
Well, some endgame players tend to get into dick measuring competitions - mostly centered around total potion levels - but yeah. It's a single-player game.
(We don’t talk about those people :/ )
xF
Im kinda happy that I reached 1q dmg and the mist section
LMFAO
Its just about trying to get far in the game
Thats why Im not ascending
WHA
Imma back :D
you're a back?
Ya i left for like 3 days
Ahem, I just beat the dungeon agent, got a potion level of 13
Bow before me peasants
👏
Guys
🙇
Some people, like me, are just meant to be better than others ya’know
I got everything above level 100
xDD
And am in pigatory
And i am 54 keys away from unlocking the last slill tree
And that yellow thing
Should i rebirth?
Is that butter??
It’s butter
Or ascent?
LMAO
how much rp do you get
is that your first rebirth or?
True
Ya that upgrade is insane
is your progress slowing down @mint trench
Ya kind of
Just need to keep up with ur miners then
then rebirth
My miners are really outdated
Like in the forge they cant mine the ore that is needed for the best items i can craft
Ah
Man I still can't believe he left half the screens broken as shit. Even for lava that's bad. Just look at botany for example...
ye
honestly feel bad for pc
Thats why I increased the starting lv and the exp reduction in the gift shop xF
Yea no
Pc without emulator is doomed
or something in that direction

