#off-topic-chat
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I just say murica for the whole continent and just for the stereotypes
and
bray does not like it, so I just say it when he is he
¨here
South America isn't part of the same continent
oh so should I say "americans"
or like wiki calles u america
it does not matter if it is auth or north or west or whatever
Brazil is a place when you travel to their brochure suggests you carry a fake wallet and phone to give muggers
ok brazil
Ive been to just neighbor countries, well whole america is pretty pricy for czech person
Never been to Mexico. Been to Canada and Venezuela lol
well yes, those are stuff u gotta learn from every country, u have to be aware for lots of stuff and well different stuff
How's your lockdown going? :v
and like czechia has lots of stuff
huh
I am going out in one hour for some longboard rice
ride
fck
Rice. Lmao
yes
haha
I had rice today so.. idk my hands
but like, we have quarantine
but idk, no cars should be on the road so we are getting advantage with my friend
I was at market today and yesterday I said like 1/6th person had something on their mouth or nose, now iti s like 5/6th haha
ppl are getting worried
because u know, better safe then sorry I guess
Yeah. Well, if we can prevent spread we can stop the disease from coming back.
But Americans being idiots. So are the people in the UK
like, ppl are all about "ugh if u do not have the proper "cover" why should use anything".. like if 100% had just scarf on their head and their mouth and nose.. that is like 100% beter then nothing
yes
I just watched florida
are u kidding me ? those beaches full of ppl ?
😄
Stereophonics concert had a really, really big crowd in the uk.
Yeah.
we have closed restaurants, most of the shops apart from health and food and well huh cigs....
I saw pictures and tweets about it. I hope they all get sick. -_-
Well masks don't really reduce infection rates, but they hugely reduce transmission rates, so I'm all for everyone around me wearing masks
I'm sick. I am locked in my guest bedroom. Lol
that does not matter, like I mean, u never know if u have the covid, the incubation time is like 2 weeks ? it is still better to have something then nothing
and yes I agree with ya
I dunno if I have it. But I am not taking chances
doctor say if u think u have it, give it a few days, if there is still problem call, somethimes i can be just a flu or something
because at least in my country, ppl are calling for every bullshit they have
It's been 4 days. I don't have serious problems so I am not going to bug doctors.
They have enough problems
phones ? not really working, I was calling my mom and I nearly could not connect and I understood like 1/10 of what she said
The internet is even having issues. Too many people at home, breaking shit.
are are panicking like real hard 😄 and idk why, well my government is really bad
oh ya internet is also problem
that is why it is slower maybe
Can't even play Maplestory.
:(
And steam keeps going down. Lol but that doesn't surprise me.
huh my friend is always complaining now because of the internet
he is most of the times connecting and disconnecting
huh
but even if I have this piece of shaet internet no problems
Lol crapernet.
I wantto go back to parents
that internet
it was gold
but like, I am going to night journey with my friend on longboard so
bb
Cya. 
My DOS machine is broken so now I can't play all the floppy games I managed to get
one of the caps on the mobo exploded and damaged the cpu
oh no
oh yeah
ban xd
OMG I got my first occulon yesterday, but zeus bolt is so good my travel speed is already 6x what it was yesterday
blue vessels here i come
Is it bad I stopped playing this game? Lol
No, I havent played in like almost 2 months lol
Mag, is demoncrawl worth buying?
I'm playing the Android version
o
Itsa demo though
late game becomes a lot more tedious I feel, but dev has said hes been focusing on making early game more enjoyable, so eh
lots of grinding late game
Grinding is fun. I play warframe
grinding a shooter and grinding minesweeper are two different things tho lol
I dunno. Doing the same thing over and over is the same no matter what game :p
Like trying to get me a KO cannon in terraria lol
Thats what I like about demoncrawl though. The sheer amount of items introduced makes the first 24 hours of gameplay completely unique. No run is the same, and you will constantly be getting new items to discover. After a while, you know every item and what it does, what it works with, etc. The quests themselves end up becoming so difficult that you spend more time on the first stage trying to get a good loot setup than you do on the rest of the quest.
And ascended quests scream p2w, but theres no in app purchases, so its just... there
You can try it, but you just get scammed out of all your tokens
Lol
Ive probably dropped about 200 tokens on ascended quests and only beat 2
for 2 blueprints im never going to use
Dont let me discourage you, its definitely worth
And if the dev puts time into it, its gonna be fantastic
hes working on free dlc for it rn
along with balancing issues
Was surprised to see it on Android. Lol
Who summoned me
I'll have to check to see if there's a difference between the two versions
You summoned you?
I was pinged
Just got gem jackpot.
Gratz.
Gj
I didn't expect will ever get it.
Never seen a jackpot either.
Aww
^
I just finally got a win on those worthless poker cards. Lol
Lol
true lol
so true
I got paid today but my monthly steam budget doesn't have room left for doom eternal
oof
When I get my new PC I'll expand it from $50 to $100
And there is cat hair all over my keyboard now
My budget decided to dive-bomb.
my budgets down to
one card away from the straight flush
didnt help that I dropped $20 on ngu lol
Damn. So close. CM gratx
spent $20 on some neato games
gratz
I've been 1 card away from a royal flush before as well
I got ori and the blind forest and some other stuff
I dropped 10 on ngu that was my budget for the next to months.
anyone know if ori is a good game? been thinking about buying it
really good
It's free on game pass. Lol
definitely spend the money on definitive edition
the original isnt for sale anymore anyway, so...
the game store is closed so I can't get animal crossing...
¯_(ツ)_/¯
;-;
oh no
too many good games, not enough money
hello i have corona bye
I dont got $2, but im pretty famous
!mute nut
I can give you exposure
ok!!
sure
I got $30 left on my budget
deal
saving it for next month
buy my corona exclusive edition
very cheap too
it's general shopping, so that includes card games, electronics, you name it
Idk what my budgets gonna look like with this virus closing shit down, but i normally make like $70 a month
so i could get doom by waiting for about a month
huh I made $122 in a week (prettty much as soon as I posted commissions
)
If im still getting paid same amount
my job rn since im in school is lawn care lmao
since more people are at home, more people will prob just clean their yards themselves
Let you do it and they don't have to go outside. Lol
Yeah but eBay cracked down on that
my family has a basement full of shit for when this hapens
just get in the store multiple times
math
there are multiple cashiers right
People are respecting the rule and only shopping once a day but... They still outta food
you should tell 4 friends to help you out
Imagine having to shop lmao
I told my hubby to buy canned dog food for us to eat. Lmao
People are not buying pet food. Lmao
Someday I'm getting out of this room and going to start a riot. Lmao
Jk
There's nothing worth stealing. Lol
This is all just a ploy for Charmin Ultrasoft to sell their toilet paper brand, im calling it now
if u have the virus just go out and steal
^
uninfected people will just avoid you
What ever happened to the megarolls for millennials?
so my corona for $2 is a good ieda
The one's that last a whole year.
because you make profit
I wanted to buy a case of corona and just go around leaving them in random places with a sticky note on them saying virus.
^
My dad had some corona in the fridge so I called the cops
The fucker was trying to poison me
I thought he meant apple
lol
I ate an apple for the first time in so many years
cool
I has orange tree.
orang
Yay
It doesn't like being outside
I have cacti
Also I am playing Skyrim for the first time
No
vr skyrim was cool af too
You just told me you were.
I thought obol was currency
How many dish washers is it worth?
An obol is like 4.5 us dollars.
One sixth of a drachma.
fixed
u can buy a genuine obol certified from liek 5 AD
for like $50,000
even though the weight of the gold is only worth like $50
Yeah but converting ancient money into current money doesn't do it justice like I did.
i should call them drachma instead of obol
i clicked every letter like a dumbass
everyone and their great great great great great grandma knows what a drachma is
So if a dish washer is like $500, then it would be 2250 obols
Or spaghetti and meatballs
What happens if you zombify a zombie. Hmmm....
Okay I need to name my boy
Vampire Zombies.
Gimmie a name snoe
I mean surely the answer to Lavas question is its 1/6th of a drachma. I have some lying around.
Brayzerker
Would an undead zombie then be a living person?
WereZombie.
chunky milk
Clear yogurt
The cheese behind your ear
Mint Mobile's Super Bowl ad - Chunky Style Milk - That's Not Right.
my favorite brand of milk
I like the joke 'I found a cup milk under your bed.' ' That's not milk. It's really good cheese.'
After the covid threat is over.
I swear. If he sends out another update and it's not the actual announcement, I'ma flip shit.
I'll sick bray on him.
omg finally
Happy Birthday
cyka
I am home, I fcked up and now in my pants there is an hole from my longboarding
is getting civ ticks buggy for anyone atm?
im at a point where i really need it and i cant do some ticks
like the training one, it just keeps bringing me to the strength one
Its almost Calendar emoji day 📆
she is slowly turning into a chinese spy
📅
The fuck
On FB it shows a diff date. And on my keyboard it shows a diff one as well.
📅
Omg...I just found out...the calendar icon changes based on when the app you're using was made.
Well...for most ....but emoji calendar day is jul 17 for the icon bc it's when the calendar emoji was first made.
So discord was created on March 21st....

kinda looks weird
even if you have no school for that much time, you shouldnt really be thanking that
I'm on vacation
Not hype to go back to work in a week in the middle of a pandemic tho
wtf is that shit in the white bowl
honestly feels like it would have coronavirus
uh
Baco tell lol
i mean if they actually had mini tacos like that, lined up like that itd be an interesting concept
Chalupan, centipede
They have to be torn apart...
Man
is taco bell good?
yes khante
Nah. But if it's open and all the other places are closed lmao
we only have very good mexican food in Seoul... just not that many
He's funny
Tag him. He discovered Skyrim
who is bray?
krispy it looks weird dough
He is frispy now.
it doesnt look doughlicious
Not Krispy.
his bread dough looks frispy
Lmao
oh, fuck him
The ingredients cost like a dollar, so if it doesn't turn out, no losd
a dollar is a lot when the economy turns to shit
Tru
frisp mak that bread blob last a whole year when you arent allowed to leave your house for more supplies
I'm walking around with a fresh $20 and 3 tabs of acid, that's enough to buy me a post apocalyptic mansion I'm sure
Got blitzed then I chugged a bunch of alcohol
so america is on lockdown?
Not really, but basically
Best st. Pat's day
trump said that the number would be zero by now????
All the schools, bars and restaurants are closing out reducing function
my school changed to all online semester
Shelter in place probably coming to the rougher states soon
but I live in a country that had a good response to corona
I live in America, what's a response
Shelter in place not really lockdown but more of what most of us do anyway. Loo
response for frisp is th one on the other end of a delivery service for food
hug the american flag, then ur cured, right?
Don't forget to pray to white Jesus
praise be the cookies
I think we should all leave America alone and poke fun at the UK for allowed that huge ass concert to happen. Lmao
what happened?
Can we talk about the guy in New Zealand who got compromised and then went to a Tool concert?
I mean i get it cause fear inoculum is cool, but damn
I mean the main issue is that your governments have had shit responses
Despite having 2 months delay
You assume we had a response before three days ago
Look at all those people
that whole room looks like corona
Someone pinged to say you were funny, but we banned them for lying
Corona is temperature sensitive, I'm sure half that audience was rolling, they're probably fine
Stereophonics. Some welsh band
they just found out it still does well in high temperatures and humidity
That is a myth frispy
checkmate intern scientists
It was a joke
Yeah but pot users are safe.
They can smoke all the lsd they want and not get coronavirus.
If you really want to minimize the number of infections then you should do what China did: fabricate your numbers and burn the bodies
:v
fuck
I'm not even gonna take that bait
I know. Sorry
Otherwise you could just wear masks and wash your hands
Everyone knows you inject lsd, come on bro
That parts true, if you wanna not exist anymore
Lmao
What is this, a cyberpunk movie where the chemical fumes from the mega factories turn the rain psychoactive
Wait actually, I'm gonna write that story
fuck
Like ten minutes
i have a horrible headache
Okay
no
Awwwwww
😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔
We should be at a bar cracking a cold one with the boys and snagging pussy
But we stuck at home doing boring shit
Man
It's st. Pats
arent you like 12?
Wow ur so cool
uh huh
I'm like genuinely fucking impaired and I'm just sharing my thoughts
yup
Agreed
plop
@hushed gull I missed you bb welcome home
We gotta play fornite
3 days
Riggggggggght
Ty bb
Wwwwww
I like it when you watch
👀
can i wach
Mmmm those eyes on me
Vad do you like jazz
You can when you're 18 bray
yayayayay
I prefer blues
You don't watch very well
I like some jazz tho
Too mean
Try that out
He needs to vibe with me
Oof the stereo mix is really off, is that a discord issue
It's fine for me, i think that's discord
imagine
I was just about to start wondering if my ears broke
Its like getting a USB in on the first try
IDK how that happened, I never unplug them
no not really
I really need to get some new headphones
I got these in 2013 from the radio station I was working at
I just buy skull candy ear buds for when I'm not in a position for a studio set
Used for work until 2018, then brought em home with me when I quit
I absolutely HAVE TO get a bluetooth speaker of some sort for my patio
I keep not doing it and keep not being happy about it
But the pads are all greasy and torn up because they were fabric with a thin paint layer
You know, that pleather vinyl shit
Its great up until the moment it cracks the first time
No this was the super thin soft stuff
not the hard stuff you're thinking of
Ayyyyy
I don't think they manufacture them anymore or I'd just get another set
All the ones I find are old stock
And I want something newer anyway
Been thinking about just cheaping out and getting something from Redragon since I've had two of their mice and they're pretty good for the price
if you have the 300 pro then its the exact same material for the ear and head pads, yeah
I have a ball top mouse. Cause I'm lame.
Wow that is actually lame
I use it to play shooters. Cause I'm lame.
I have an old IBM rollerball around here somewhere, the ball weighs about a kilo and its 3.5 inches across
I have 2 mice
I think I have covid
It has an AT connector on it though so it useless until I change the cable or find an adapter laying around
Ikr
My current keyb is ps/2
"where do i plug in the keyboard" "the fuckin keyboard slot you idiot"
I haven't found a ps/2 in forever
But I'm into the RGB mechanicals
So i haven't really looked
Damm
I'm buying a new mechanical keyb
144key is the best format
Don't @ me
I don't appreciate the numpad until i got a job
I fuckin HATE tenkeyless boards
I don't understand how people even use 80%s tbh
I only had one keyboard ever that had no numpad and I hate it.
Thanks vad.
How dare you strip the tracking
fite me frisp
How else am i gonna get ads for more roller mice
I dunno how he did that. -_-
I cut off the ref and everything following it
Cut off anything after and including a ? In a url
Ah
Sometimes they use a ? instead of ref, so you cut off the ? and everything after
Anything after ? Is some kind if parameter passed to the page, and it generally unnecessary
Good to know. Wish they hadn't removed the copy link button from firefox and chrome...
On android
Uhhh what lol
I used to be able to hit share and it would let me copy a short link on Android and now I can't.
Holy shit my keyboard is worth $50 in just for parts condition, nice
NEw in box ones going for $80 and up
Yeah those model Ms are pretty good
LGR got one new in box and about shit his pants
The action on the upswing is what makes it for me
I had one that looked like that forever. I lost the adapter for it though.
Wish I still had the ps2 adapter to usb
Ps/2? Whatever.
Read me a bedtime story
Anytime i get a headache i just chug a half bottle of water rq
I drank water and took some medicines but I need a good bedtime story
ps/2 to usb adapters are super cheap on amazon
Yeah. Water is always first go to. When I was caregiving for old people, headaches were always treated with water first.
Ugh fine I will drink more water
Recreational drug use has trained me to go to water foe signs of distress
It's a 10/10 every time
But also gigabyte still makes mobos with ps/2 multiport on
I haven't seen a ps/2 port for a long time. But then again I've been stuck with laptops for over ten years now
Craptop***
🎉
Lmao
You don't.
Don't ruin the moment
If you did, you probably wouldn't even know it.
Aspirin and caffeine or, ibuprofen, and Caffeine or, acetaminophen and caffeine.
Ibuprofen and change your socks
Oh this might be caffeine withdrawl
Stupid commas.
But also caffeine helps open up blood vessels in your head.
Sleepy sleep time now
Which is why it's in migraine medicine.
I bought a new ps/2 to USB adaptor even though I shouldn't have lmao.
@fading nymph lmao that chalupa picture. Me and my wife were just making fun of that thing. I do kinda want to try it though
I wrote off chipotle the second I found out they didn't have queso. I'll stick to qdoba
The burrito the gave me was a disgrace though
All it had in it was frito chips and lettuce.
I'm just saying. Trying to pass yourself as Ameri Mexican and don't have queso? No bueno
I called it Ameri Mexican for a reason
Queso isn't Mexican iirc lol
But it is definitely ameri Mexican
I feel like my care about them not having queso is roughly 75x more than your care here
Lol
I hate their queso.
Or liquid cheese.
Whatever it is.
It's like they melted down cheese byproduct slices and turned it into a sauce
Yeah they doubled down with the blasphemy with that garbage they call queso
They don't even call it queso. It's "nacho cheese sauce" lol
Oh please. I'd only tell you to suffer taco bell if it's the only place open. :p
And I suggest it over del taco.
I just scrolled up and reread our conversation. You know I was talking about chipotle the whole time right? Lol
Those negative comments
Chiptole? Lmao
Taco Bell is good if you want to eat taco bell food. Del Taco is good because they have fries and you can eat fries with your taco
I reread it and realized we were talking about two different places.
Lmao chipotle is only good for getting giant burritos that may or may not make you sick. :p
Additionally, queso and nacho cheese sauce are actually two distinct products, so legally I think they have to call it what it is
Lol I thought you had something called a cheesy from chipotle
When I said chipotle cheesy I meant it as a flavor for the tripleupa
Anyways, I wrote chipotle the restaurant off when I found out they didn't have queso lol. To clear up this mess
They just started selling white queso
Taco bell cheese is just called nacho cheese afaik
Like yesterday or the day before.
Chipotle.
Taco bell cheese is nacho cheese. Yes. Lol
Queso Blanco is new at chipotle but... I dunno
I just buy queso from the store and put it on everything I eat sometimes
I love taco bell's nacho fries but they give too few and only have them occasionally
It's my favorite food. Probably why I'm overweight
And my hubby is sleeping so I can't get him to go out and get crap.
mmmm queso
I'm self isolated/locked in the guest bedroom
are you having fun
Are you positive for 19?
I tried coughing up my lung earlier.
I haven't been tested but our hospital doesn't have the test strips for the public.
Cause people are being dumb
There's not much they can do anyways
Yeah. I am getting better. It just annoying
I hear you shouldn't take most medicines that makes your throat feel better though, or pain medicine
I'm taking aspirin and that's it.
Might want to look into it
It sucks because pneumonia is going around our community and corvid 17 is only infected like 6 people and they had been testing 30 people a day. Lol
Yeah pneumonia is the killer, not 19 itself
More people are infected with the pneumonia going around too it's congesting up the hospital
19?
I was confused lmao
I have a bottle of hand sanitizer right next to nee
Me*
And I wash my hands when I get off the tram before I touch my workspace
I have 3 people in my family that have/ had cancer in the past year. Can't afford to affect them
I'm sad I'm sick. I could be out there taking care of old people right now. Since everyone's sheltered its a perfect time for caregivers to work.
At least you're only what, 32? You have a better chance than some
Yeah. No one else has gotten sick though around me. So either their lucky or it's not IT
Prone to pneumonia anyways.
Not taking chances
Good luck
Thanks. Good health to everyone 
There corrected my misinformation above :p
Also little miss "misinformation" you called it Covid 17 above :p
Hey I admit I got confused.

And I didn't call what you said misinformation I was simply stating that we name it wrong and there might end up more misinformation
I didn't mean bad things about what we were saying
I was just teasing lol
I work at ups, I'm never getting a day off
Though I found out if I do end up getting it I can claim short term disability
OH, important info for people in the USA who are out of work temporarily due to quarantine shit:
If you're out of work you absolutely can and should file for unemployment.
Yeah my wife and her mom are
I'm gonna pin it
Temporarily
Your employers should approve it due to the global emergency
I'm going to laugh if lava removes it lol
He's weird about random stuff
Boing Boing Boing
So, when is the IS corona update?
Close the borders, close your wives, close your kids, Corona is coming and you'll get cold symptoms
🤧
phew
Long time no see nova
ye.. life took an interesting turn around new year
Is that a veiled reference to going on a 3 month meth binge
absolutely not
ye im fine. All i wanted for new years eve was a parking lot, ended up getting a family and a ring on the finger
i did
Winning
lmao
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow
...just pack it
Pack it with five dozen liquor jugs
packs with the five dozen liquor jugs Vadhakara asked
In my box?
I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
Lol
Hi guys:)
Hello kevin
Today is my birthday :D
Good day to you, my very dear friend
Thanks:))
Perhaps cake?
Oh amd happy birthday
I will buy beatsaber today
🥮 🥧 heres ur part
Ah psvr
I dont have one
I only swear by nintendo, sorry
Sorry
But i got a gameboy xDDD
No I'm a PC gamer
Okay
I do have a gameboy tho
Do you think you could sell ot for good money?
Its not dirty and doesnt have any scratches
There are more rare and less rare game boys
No, Gameboys aren't worth a whole lot yet
Damnit
Some are
There are some rare ones that are worth more like five said tho
Mine is 24 years old i think
Five like, not like five
But if you have the grey brick, its worth not a lot currently
Lol
hush you
What kind of game boy is it
Eh
Red
Lol
Send a picture of it
Send a photo when ur home
Ok
I will send it at like 20o'clock
Oh
Since im french, and all the shit with time zones
Ok
I've got an original Gameboy, a Gameboy Advance, and a GBA SP. My wife has a New 3DSXL and somewhere a PSP. We also have a PS2 Slim, but the most valuable console we own is probably the Sega Genesis that plays both cartridges and CD games. They can go for $300
I got a ps2 too
But
Thats ot then
I got a laptop too... But xd
Its "broken"? Its not really Broken
The cooler is broken
But thats it
Ah, its the Sega Genesis CDX. Apparently its a little rare
I'd love having a sega genesis but its too expensive for me, im still 15 and i never got more than 80$ at once
Is it?
OH I almost forgot, I also have a modded gamecube. I put a chip in it for playing burned games.
I miss melee
Well @fossil stratus why don't you just emulate it for now? I happen to have every genesis ROM, I could upload them to a google drive.
Or you could buy one of the knockoff genesis consoles, they're still being produced cheaply
Really?
My computer cant support an emulator, its a laptop with very few ram...
Jesu
How rare? Rare enough that they go for about $300 I guess lmao
And i got no money rn
Have you tried running a genesis emulator? they have pretty low hardware requirements
BUT if you get a regular genesis instead of the CDX, its a lot cheaper. The CDX is the only rare model apparently
But if my pc explodes its on u
I take no repsonsibility for any explosions
Ok lol
Anyways
How much is the regular genesis
10 cents? I dont have enough for a higher price
IDK go look it up
There's also a variety of 3rd party consoles available, including ones that come preloaded with games
You're in luck by the way, looks like the entire MegaDrive/Genesis library is only 1.6GB
I shall upload it to my google drive
Oof thats bad xd
what's bad?
1,6GB
That's pretty small
Ya
Wow nice
The entire gameboy advance library is about 15GB
I ll try
so 3 times bigger
Thats better xd
Umm
11 times bigger u mean
Oh, yes
what the shit does that mean lol
When i had the wii i onky played wii sports...why did i say that xd
its way bigger
Oh we have a wii too lmao. I forgot that as well. Its the old old one that you can plug gamecube controllers in to. We also have the Wii fit + board for it
Well wii sports was fun, i cant judge u
We never use the gamecube or the wii :/
Nice
All you need is one position
I never lost a game of twnnis
I always used the same position
Tennis*


