off-topic-chat

[void spade]

I dont want people to die

[vernal flame]

Well, it doesn't matter

It's just variables

smh

[livid lava]

I voted

[vernal flame]

We need to keep alive people at -199

For that x200 gem multiplier

smh

[vale flicker]

Listen I know my math really well but I woke up litteraly 10 minutes ago after a night of being high af, I shouldn't be expected to figure this out

[vernal flame]

Ye

[livid lava]

u doing drugs ? pfff

[vernal flame]

I was mainly talking to Static...KEKW

Hmm

[void spade]

I just don't care enough tbh

[vernal flame]

Then why vote?

Smh

[vale flicker]

Everyone gonna win gems

[void spade]

why not?

[vale flicker]

And lots

[void spade]

it's my right

[vale flicker]

If we do this right

[vernal flame]

Well, at this rate we're all getting 1 gem

So yeah

[vale flicker]

:p

[void spade]

score

[vernal flame]

WRYYYYYY

[vale flicker]

1 gem

Kekw

Let's get ittttttttt

[livid lava]

but someone want to get just 1 gem for all ppl

[vernal flame]

We need to keep alive people at negative so as to multiply the amount of gems and not divide it

People really don't know how to substitute words to variables and panic...smh

[vale flicker]

Regardless we all gonna win 1 gem

Which is the end goal

[vernal flame]

Bruh

[livid lava]

yes, I see gems I just click

who cares about more

[void spade]

^

[vernal flame]

There's no point then

Might as well not have existed

[livid lava]

wrong time stitic I guess 😄

[smoky juniper]

Does he really mean 1 for every hand, -1 for every 250 skull, or is that a type

typo

[vernal flame]

I don't think so

He wants people to suffer

What can I say

[void spade]

it's just a fun little thing

[livid lava]

idk, lava can just end the contest and then say "just a prank bro"

[void spade]

doesn't really matter

[vernal flame]

It's working for me

True @livid lava

Then all my suffering was in vain

[vale flicker]

He's done it before

[vernal flame]

KEK

Kill me

[livid lava]

or just install gentoo and forget about everything

[vernal flame]

After all, he's not just gonna give gems individually

But I wanted to do Math

and I wanted to hope for something nonexistent

[livid lava]

go to math uni u nerd

:----------)

[void spade]

LMAO

[vernal flame]

No

I go to sell children

Ez profit

[livid lava]

what year and the cost

maybe would buy one

[vernal flame]

1st grade , 350$

Kek

[livid lava]

fck 1st grade

[vernal flame]

Owo

[livid lava]

i wanted some self functional slave

[vernal flame]

He's very naughty

KEK

[livid lava]

oh it is HE

ugh

[livid lava]

I will maybe just buy a small rat dog

[vernal flame]

Bruh

That's not the right

[livid lava]

I needed to google this

[vernal flame]

Attitude

[smoky juniper]

Also if the number of "alive" people is -50, we end up dividing by 0

[vernal flame]

Hmm

No... @smoky juniper

[livid lava]

still, u get something and that is better then nothing

[vernal flame]

-200 actually

[smoky juniper]

but we have a 1 + alive/50 as a divisor right

so if alive is -50 we get 1-1 +0

=0 *

[vernal flame]

Your looking at the toilet

LUL

@smoky juniper

We can't get toilet paper to negative...smh

Unless

[livid lava]

I just bought 12 roles for 5 bucks

good deal here

[smoky juniper]

what are you talking about? - "Dead people * (1 + 🧻 /50 ) / [1 + (Alive People) / 200]" and "Alive people = 2* 🙌 - (🤢 + 💀 + 🧻 ) " We can defo get negative alive people.

[vernal flame]

Yep

[smoky juniper]

negative 50 would give a divide by 0 error

[vernal flame]

No

Look again

[livid lava]

can u talk like in non math nerd language

[smoky juniper]

sorry negative 200

[livid lava]

I do not understand anything

[smoky juniper]

wow im an idiot

misread that

somehow

[vernal flame]

Bruh

[smoky juniper]

either way we can still go negative 200 alive people, so im not wrong in practice

[vernal flame]

Basically, -199 alive people is the best result

[smoky juniper]

just misread the number

[vernal flame]

But we're way too far to get that

So we get a measly gem

and bet people will complain how they didn't get any gem...smh

[zinc lily]

0+00=0 any negative number0 is still 0 only-*-=positive

[vernal flame]

What are you pointing out?

EXPLAIN

[zinc lily]

Ik ik I'm a nerd

[smoky juniper]

currently on what, 346/345 gems per person

[vernal flame]

That proves nothing

To what we're talking about

[livid lava]

how can be 0 positive

[smoky juniper]

sorry other way round

[vernal flame]

He high

[smoky juniper]

just under 1 gem each

[zinc lily]

I wish I was

[smoky juniper]

were*

if we are being weird and argumentative

[zinc lily]

Was not were

It's been dry for weeks

[smoky juniper]

its a conditional clause, takes subjunctive in engliush

[void spade]

uh oh nerd patrol in gen chat today

[livid lava]

but we are on the internet

nobody cares bout ur english

[void spade]

yeah who cares

I can't wait til recreational is legal where I am @zinc lily

[smoky juniper]

sorry he said he was a nerd so I'm just arguing :p

[livid lava]

nerd in what field tho

[vernal flame]

Lul

[zinc lily]

I have heart problem the cramps from my pills are terrible

[vernal flame]

Time to send someone to an American school

Then rest @zinc lily

[void spade]

me just like be high so not anxious

[zinc lily]

Lol

The pills give me insomnia

[vernal flame]

You should know that if you're a "nerd"

Kk

Rest your body

Meditate

KEK

[livid lava]

most nerd do not think that they are nerds.. they think they are superior beings

[void spade]

yes meditate your heart problems and medication side effects away

[vernal flame]

Lul

[zinc lily]

I do Im 41 but I feel like I'm 20 years older

[vernal flame]

Wtf

[young venture]

Most nerds are just nice guys! Give us a change b****~

[zinc lily]

It sucks

[vernal flame]

Didn't know that there are people about twice my age

KEK

[livid lava]

nah, I am just joking

it is getting late and because of corona there is nothing I can do mostly

[vernal flame]

Bruh

[livid lava]

I wanna back to school lol

[vernal flame]

Ah yes

[void spade]

I get to work from home all week 😄

[vernal flame]

A normal day at school shootings

[livid lava]

oh ya shooting

that is only american thing

I g uess

:d

[vale flicker]

I'm just reading this

[livid lava]

😄

[vale flicker]

And it's fucking hilarious

[livid lava]

yes

I just see emojies with weird chars

[vernal flame]

We need a gun emote here...smh

I need to point something at someone

[zinc lily]

Ow my foot

[vale flicker]

@vernal flame 🔫

[vernal flame]

[old tusk]

when will the free gem contest be closed?

[livid lava]

that some big corn

[vale flicker]

Whenever lava feels like it

[vernal flame]

[vale flicker]

Which could be next update

[zinc lily]

Well my feet are 12"-12.5"

[vale flicker]

Or could be tommorow

[vernal flame]

No one here has a foot kink...now keep that away...smh

Unless

Hmm

[livid lava]

@golden ivy and his "heh nobody know ur country" we are famous

[vernal flame]

[zinc lily]

Bigfoot the nerd

[vernal flame]

No

Small pp

[livid lava]

who is this guy

I know him from somewhere

[livid lava]

oh ya he said that nig thing

[vernal flame]

I dunno

[void spade]

AY

[zinc lily]

Ok

[void spade]

calm down

[vernal flame]

They are the same

[livid lava]

come one static it is just a joke lol

[vernal flame]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

U WOT

[void spade]

i know but don't make me have to actually do stuff

[livid lava]

ok, sorry

[void spade]

its ok I luv u still

[vernal flame]

[livid lava]

it is been long time I heard this word

[vernal flame]

I stab wit da corn

[golden ivy]

ok

[vernal flame]

Shrad too big smh

[livid lava]

ok

nut

[golden ivy]

ok

[void spade]

hi nut

[zinc lily]

I made my name more fitting wut?

[golden ivy]

helo

[livid lava]

just use nerd27

[vernal flame]

So.... You're not welcome here during November? @golden ivy

[livid lava]

or cool math nerd

[golden ivy]

!ba

[livid lava]

beware he is mod

[vernal flame]

I see

Hm

!baka

Welp someone didn't get the joke smh

[analog elk]

he aint lol, don't worry:)

[zinc lily]

All your maths belong to me

[analog elk]

you imperial or metric?

[golden ivy]

@livid lava fair

[zinc lily]

USA so metrics

[golden ivy]

Canada is like Americans christian younger brother

[analog elk]

i would call you big0,3metersthenerd then

😉

[zinc lily]

Huh what

Jk

Lol 3 meters member that would be dangerous

[golden ivy]

3 metres deep in your mom

[zinc lily]

Oh

Are you sure you don't mean Joe mama

[golden ivy]

Okay

[zinc lily]

Imagine someone named Joe mama

Class rolecall would be inbarresing

[pearl oak]

Hey @golden ivy question

[golden ivy]

wassup

[vernal flame]

The roof

[pearl oak]

well, actually you were right about SDV

and how do i hack OmniGeodes? I tried doing the file changing and changing the stack but whenever I do that, it doesnt work

so I went and did the name exploit but they removed Gus's talks pertaining to your name

[golden ivy]

Hmm idrk

[pearl oak]

you were also right about the hacking, that was super easy

[golden ivy]

Yeah it surprisingly is

I haven't done too much with it yet but there seems to be alot of potential

[pearl oak]

theres mods and everything that you can do with it

but just going in there I was able to give myself so much damn money and health and stamina so I dont have to worry about doing 3 things and being overexhausted. its nice. but i overdid the stamina a bit and my bar overtook past the screen. i dealt with it for a while while i got a bunch of skills up.

[golden ivy]

I used it to fix my save after I moved it from mobile to pc

Some values kinda broke and I was able to somehow make it work

[pearl oak]

wow, yea i found out that the slighest wrong value can REALLY mess up your game, like quick. but it is really fun so far

i just wish that I could change the time when you pass out. I would like to remove that, but im not quite sure how i could do that without breaking the game. i want to go into the mines in the desert and farm as much as possible in one run. but by the time you get decently far into there, its like 1am and you are done at 2am

so less than a minute to get home and into the bed unless you got a totem

[golden ivy]

I might try to remove it later just to have an infinite awake time

But I wouldn't know where to start

[pearl oak]

im going to check it out after i finish my school work. i got a good file editor on my phone and i can edit my file without having to change the extension

so ill do a search and see if i can find anything that would make that happen and not crash the file at any certain point, cuz that would suck.

[golden ivy]

yeah there isnt a variable for the time in which you pass out

so we wouldf need to actually edit the entire game

[pearl oak]

is there anything in any part of the game that we could easily edit

[golden ivy]

no its quite hard to actually change the game, thats why i stick to the save variables

[pearl oak]

damn, well, I wonder how hard it would be to find a way to change the variables of certain items

cuz, even changing the main and info files, it doesnt do shit to certain items

[zinc moat]

What's up with the new gem contest?

[golden ivy]

lava took shrooms and is convinced he is a math professor trying to find the next Will Hunting by giving us these stupid math stuffs

[viscid bane]

Just vote for barf and hands

[unborn oar]

vote for all of them

[viscid bane]

Don't vote for skull that means less winners.

[unborn oar]

only one fewer winner for every 250 increment

whereas each skull increases the rewards for every winner

and each 100 hand is a new winner,

[viscid bane]

"+1 winner for every 100 🙌"

oops

[unborn oar]

it wasnt like that earlier, i editid my comment, same thinng tho, each hand is more valuable than a skull

[viscid bane]

true

[golden ivy]

anyone wanna pitch in and help me pay for a new hdd

i will give you 5$ if u do it

[viscid bane]

As long as every person who votes for skull votes for hands their will be at least 1.5 winners every 250 increment.

there*

[golden ivy]

"pitch in"
"i'll pay you"

yes

give me atleast half the cash i need and i will pay you 5$

the hdd is about 70 canadian

its big brain dont question it

[frail cedar]

I'm gonna commit scooter bath

[golden ivy]

have fun

my mom never let me bring my scooter into the tub 😦

[frail cedar]

It's fun

Definitely give it a try

[golden ivy]

send a vid of it

[zinc lily]

Surfing scooter

[wind lily]

Extreme contracts page complete

[void spade]

Wooo

[golden ivy]

5 days

[mint trench]

I accidently called lavaflane2 xD

[golden ivy]

only 5 days

oof

[mint trench]

Oops xddddd

SORRY xd

[golden ivy]

Oof

@frail cedar wtf is scooter bath

[frail cedar]

Heck you mean

[golden ivy]

you heard me

[frail cedar]

So you run a bath, get in the bath, plug in your scooter and drop it in the bath

[golden ivy]

how the fuck do you plug in a scooter

what kinda scooter do you have

I located an ffp3 filter and I'm lining the inside of my crusade helmet with it

lmao adam doesnt get the joke

your what

So I can go on crusades without getting sick

You heard me Adam

what's the joke :< @golden ivy

A crusader helmet

why do you have a crusader helmet

[manic falcon]

hm...

[foggy thorn]

hmm

[zinc lily]

🤔

[distant siren]

lavaflame waterflame

who would win

[livid lava]

yes I need bath now

and idk why

[golden ivy]

I officially taught my sister how to use discord

yay

[livid lava]

but I am not pussy, so I will go for cold shower like a strong man

how old is she

[golden ivy]

12

[livid lava]

ok nvm

[golden ivy]

LOL

[livid lava]

say hi

[foggy thorn]

hi

[supple kraken]

hi

[golden ivy]

hi

[livid lava]

hi

[distant siren]

bye

[golden ivy]

above is sleep

[distant siren]

💤

Debuff: Sleep (6h)

[livid lava]

why do u sleep

ok haha

we have official

quarantine

just work or food

nothing else

hahahahaha

and there is like 50% less of the work because they closed all shops apart from food and healt stuff

[golden ivy]

luckily my work is still open

[livid lava]

I can not even get out of thi country right now

ha
ha

[golden ivy]

oof

[livid lava]

but like positive thing is, brothers friend is not corona+ so I am maybe safe for now

[golden ivy]

well i need my work to stay open so i can get paid and buy doom eternal

[livid lava]

they closed everything I do not have job

but like, well, I do not buy games so

[golden ivy]

I am buying a lot of things so I need the cash

[livid lava]

I just need my beer

[golden ivy]

amen

[livid lava]

and food I guess

haha

yes amen

[golden ivy]

yeah I need to pay rent

but the gaming gear comes first always

[livid lava]

I am lucky that my parents pay my rent till I am in uni

well it is just like 300buck max so

[golden ivy]

I pay 200 to my dad because I live at his house

and 100 to my mom because she needs to financial support

[raw folio]

The Asylum Boss has been defeated by a player! What an absolute UNIT!

[livid lava]

ok I FORGOT FCK ME

what funny guy did that

IOS guy

ok

O K

[clever karma]

Guys stop voting on 🙌 pls

[livid lava]

n o

I will do what ever I wan to

haha

[raw folio]

A user has successfully killed a boss! Congrats to them!

[clever karma]

What are the odds of getting bosskill?

[lament prairie]

No odds, you need to be the first after the timer hits zero

[clever karma]

Is it the same for asylumkill?

[golden ivy]

yes

[clever karma]

What is bot master rank

[golden ivy]

so we can change bot commands

[safe ruin]

I am 3* Dmg now

Please clap

[tardy crescent]

cool 666

[tame sparrow]

Put that in #achievement-pics man, good stuff

[tardy crescent]

xd

also since when is diamond piping a 4x rp increase? I've only seen a 2x

inb4 you need x² of an increase for it to be translated into x gains, therefore sqrt(4) = 2 and therefore the boost of a stated 4x boost is 2x

wait wait, have I reached the lowest kills/hr which is even possible? this is like 1 kill/50 seconds

51.42 secs/kill how

reality is like 5 secs/kill but whatever

and don't ask how my trekking/hr is under 999B/hr

[tame sparrow]

I mean

You could have all healing and support pets with only one low powered attacker and get much lower, right?

[strong ore]

elmenda, that is pretty far

[tawny osprey]

what

he changed the poll

i call foul

[frank moth]

4 winners now lol

[tawny osprey]

nuuuuu

that means i probably wont get gems

[fading nymph]

Fuuyu

[smoky juniper]

well if we get exactly -199 "alive" we could get the few winners there are like 200k gems each

[fading nymph]

TL:DR reacts to all

[golden ivy]

Yay I finished the cod WW2 campaign

[fading nymph]

Boring right?

[golden ivy]

no

it was a lot of fun

ur lame

[fading nymph]

Hey. I said jk

[golden ivy]

and I didn't

lamo

[fading nymph]

That's why I said that

[golden ivy]

lame-o

[fading nymph]

Go back to call of duty nerd.

[golden ivy]

ur a nerd

nerd

[fading nymph]

Poor Bray. Single forever. Perpetually alone for all eternity.

[golden ivy]

Wow

Making me sad

[fading nymph]

Sorry. :p

We all die alone.

That's the premise of the movie Donnie Darko. 😆

[tame sparrow]

No the premise of that movie was that if you don't die at the appointed hour a jet engine will fall on your house

[fading nymph]

It fell on his house in both timelines

The first time he got pulled away to the grave yard and didn't get crushed.

Which set off the chain reaction that pulled the engine in the first place.

The whole movie is full of paradox.

[slim grove]

Is anyone else afraid that Lava's big announcement, whatever it is, isn't going to be the grand spectacle it's built up to be

[fading nymph]

There is no announcement for at least another month. :p

[slim grove]

Like what if instead of being a big bugfix patch or something he just comes up and is like SKIL #42: WATCHING PAINT DRY

[fading nymph]

You'd play it

[slim grove]

If it gives +newpetchance% I would :c

Hardstuck at the doubleduck

[fading nymph]

Everyone ignore #best-suggestions-✅

:v

I've seen really long videos on YouTube that are just paint drying

[strong ore]

I click red face on every best suggestion which isnt mine

[kind rover]

@void spade fk u ahole

I'm addicted to DemonCrawl

[tame sparrow]

Khanate you do know I can go through to each of your suggestions, remove all the votes, and leave only red faces, right?

Don't abuse the voting system and then brag about it

Of course, it doesn't actually matter

[zinc lily]

I was just made really sad

[golden ivy]

I used to remove all the greens on the suggestions I didn't like

Good times

[tame sparrow]

The best suggestions channel only exists to stop people from PMing lava with their "good" ideas

[zinc lily]

My game reset completely

[tame sparrow]

Are you on android?

[vast coral]

my school just cancelled for a week

[kind rover]

Why don't we lock down the best suggestions channel such that only mods can place initial reactions

Guessing lava has to do that?

[tame sparrow]

Its already that way isn't it?

@vast coral go try to place a new reaction on something in #best-suggestions-✅

[kind rover]

Oh I thought someone was going through and spamming angry face

[vast coral]

ok

i can add to an existing one but i cant make like a confusing face

[kind rover]

Nice

[vast coral]

[tame sparrow]

Okay, so it is as I thought

Thanks sithis

[void spade]

@kind rover why ping me mean thing >:(

[tame sparrow]

cuz ur a sloot

[kind rover]

Cuz I played DemonCrawl for 9 hours straight

Beat the first 2 quests on both normal and casual.

[void spade]

Hell yeah

[kind rover]

The atmosphere in this game is fucking amazing

[vernal flame]

Bruh...he changed it

Now I can't win

WRYYYYYY

[near wharf]

anyone here have a cat

[zinc lily]

I wish I had a pet

I'm lucky I'm not homeless

[lament goblet]

any1 here actually play idle awards 2?

[pseudo sphinx]

I have 3 cats

What a suprise

Chris666.is a cat lady

Didn't see that coming

[near wharf]

nvm i figured it out myself

ended up going with a dog joke instead

[pseudo sphinx]

You read the user manual?

Ah

[near wharf]

Cat user manual:

Get a dog

[pseudo sphinx]

Dogs are good for working the land and hunting

Cats are deities

What would you like more in your house? Food or religion?

The answer right now is toilet paper, but whatever

[golden ivy]

cats are superior

dogs are just sheeples that love you regardless

for a cat you need to actually comnvince them to love you

and even then they are skeptical

[wispy dagger]

i have a cat

[foggy thorn]

huevo

[lament goblet]

@peak plank hey davi

so do you have all the secrets in idle awards 2

i only have 2 boxes ticked

[vernal flame]

I have 4 cats

[wispy dagger]

i used to have 100 cats

[vernal flame]

And 1 of them tried to kill me

@wispy dagger when you were in the shelter for cats?

[wispy dagger]

no i would take are of the cats

but they over ran me and they left because aparently to them... i couldnt keep up with their needs

so they took everything and left

[vernal flame]

Lul

[wispy dagger]

all i have now is a cardboard box

[vernal flame]

A lot at least

[tropic ruin]

I have my cat

I love her

[bold quest]

Aren't animals susceptible to the corona virus now?

[pallid star]

Hahaha! My big brain has mathed the math gem problem

[lament goblet]

@bold quest mm

no

species-to-species transmission takes a long ass time

[tawny temple]

At least we dont have to be worried if things shut down (safeway employee please shut down) we all still have internet that wont be shut down

[lament goblet]

im pretty sure we'll have the cure tenfold when the would-be animals got infected

[strong ore]

dogs and cats tend to not mingle much anyway

but some dogs got corona

probably from their owners

[blazing flicker]

Agh

I took a small break but now the game has sucked me back in

[strong ore]

having FOON?

[lament goblet]

chinese

[vernal flame]

Everyone better vote for only hands, so no one gets anything

KEKW

[strong ore]

so what should we vote then?

[foggy thorn]

hands

or everything

ok I should also sleep bye

[vernal flame]

Everything if you want more gems, hand if you people to get less

[vernal flame]

Lol

[lethal lark]

Hey, why my cultist is not generating red souls?

Or very little?

[tame sparrow]

First, this belongs in #_
Second, you need to set all your skillers on red souls. As it is now you have a very low chance for a red soul to be completed.

Read the article about Limbo stuff on the Wiki for further information.

[muted shore]

hey

[fossil stratus]

I came back negative from my time in spaij

Spain*

It was 2 weeks ago

[long glen]

Stop deleting your messages.

[fossil stratus]

Sorry

I was having fun alone

[long glen]

Fun is not allowed here.

[fossil stratus]

Oh ok then i'll go over then...

[long glen]

[fading nymph]

I

Need

Out

[long glen]

Snowy, pls. You were so close to Chyeeted.

[fading nymph]

😱

I've been locked in my guest bedroom for days. Send twinkies.

Muhaha

[golden ivy]

Me literally

I bought it and it's awesome

@fading nymph You want any mars bars or other confectionary, or just twinkies?

[fossil stratus]

wat

[distant siren]

morning

[fossil stratus]

good morning to u to

[distant siren]

ok nevermind

bad morning

[fossil stratus]

wat

why

[distant siren]

this

bruh....

[fossil stratus]

ok

[distant siren]

i only have 10 minutes.

not ok

[fossil stratus]

oh

[distant siren]

this is not okie dokie

[fossil stratus]

well good luck u'll need it

[distant siren]

yeah i guess

[fossil stratus]

so u have 24hrs i guess

[distant siren]

IM ALMOST DONE

[frank moth]

nanu

nani

[distant siren]

atleast now i know where elmenda's profile picture comes from

[frank moth]

tell us

[distant siren]

scrap clicker

[frank moth]

yes

[distant siren]

how do youknow

[frank moth]

cause i also played that shit

i dont anymore

ive switched fron scrap to idle skilling

[distant siren]

ive switched off idle skilling

because it's bs

[fossil stratus]

ok

[distant siren]

ok

[fossil stratus]

what does bs mean

[distant siren]

bullshit

[fossil stratus]

oh

ok

why do i always have to say "ok"to everything...?

[frank moth]

i also did

say ok to everything

[fossil stratus]

maybe no one will ever know

oh nice

im not alone okymore

[frank moth]

because of that habit this happened

[distant siren]

ok

[fossil stratus]

lol

ok

[distant siren]

how about we say:

not ok?

[fossil stratus]

ok boomer

[frank moth]

not ok

[distant siren]

not ok zoomer

[fossil stratus]

lol

thats why i love this server

[frank moth]

someone called me out for posting only discord screenshots and now im sad

[fossil stratus]

oh
ok

lol

srry

well spam that person with screenshots ok?

[frank moth]

hes actually in this very server

[fossil stratus]

who is it

[frank moth]

he wouldnt like it if he saw what you just said lol

[distant siren]

we know you are watching

[fossil stratus]

idc

[distant siren]

you are always watching

[frank moth]

its bray ok

anyways

[distant siren]

so are probably 100+ sneaky dudes on this server that literally never talk

[frank moth]

duct tape em all

[fossil stratus]

no we do

[distant siren]

you mean

its bray not ok

[frank moth]

oh yeah

[fossil stratus]

if we didnt how would we be defiled kings

[distant siren]

heavy is dead

[fossil stratus]

there is only medic now

[frank moth]

rip

[bold quest]

Everyone is soon to be dead

[frank moth]

2-3% gonn die

[fossil stratus]

except if no

yes that eldar

[bold quest]

Just throw someone off a cliff then say they died to corona while standing near the cliff

[fossil stratus]

lol

[steep thunder]

hoshiohshit

ty

gonna claim gamees

got super hexagon

[split notch]

Is there sound for this game

[frank moth]

youre missing the great tunes tho

[split notch]

Yeah I got confused when I saw that

[old tusk]

lava should implement sound

[golden ivy]

Lava is the greatest honestly, he always make me laugh in his posts

[shell mirage]

WANNA MEME?

[frank moth]

#519106547692077067

[distant siren]

@tardy crescent

draw 4

[tardy crescent]

draw 8 lol

[distant siren]

h

i got your profile picture

[tardy crescent]

noone cares haha

[distant siren]

nobody cares that you can't get the hoop pet

[granite oyster]

I guess I got a second emigdala pet???

Woo?

[distant siren]

oof size large

[granite oyster]

I tried for a week to get a gorshank and I get another emigdala by accident qwq

[hollow forge]

wasted your luck dam

[golden ivy]

yes

Atleast they're prepared

same over here

[distant siren]

bad bad

dab dab

[hollow forge]

they should shutdown airports, there is no reason to closedown school

wtf

[distant siren]

plague inc in real life

[hollow forge]

thats good then o/

[golden ivy]

theres a good chance someone in russai has the virus

but it hasnt shown yet

[distant siren]

lotsa corona

[golden ivy]

so it can be spreading

as a ghost

Schools are horrible for disease spreading

[hollow forge]

chinese people playing ´plague inc with corona

prove us wrong

[golden ivy]

the entire world is

[hollow forge]

well, technically u dont need medicine, just a mechanical ventilator '.'

which is what? 1000x costier and rarer?

ha

[golden ivy]

eh ill just pirate them later

[hollow forge]

no D: found it too late

[steep thunder]

got both

kinda wanted dicey dungeons though

i like tiny roguelikes even thoough i don't play them for a long time

[foggy glen]

Is it normal to have a card that deals 3269% total damage?

[foggy thorn]

yes

[foggy glen]

Ok, disclaimer that that card is a 6 star envy

[warm sky]

ok so ive been putting off rebirthing, should i do it, im at 1112 for doing it but im afraid to lose all my more difficult grinding

[frank moth]

first time?

[foggy glen]

Have u discovered all Dem secrets yet?

[warm sky]

well ive gotten a couple of uh free rebirths

i have up to the village

my acension is 404k

[foggy glen]

I found 2 secrets bms

[warm sky]

yea first real rebirth

i have like lvl 40 all potions up to green/lime

[foggy glen]

@warm sky do it

[old tusk]

what's the corona gem contest looking like?

i'm too lazy/stupid to understand

[frank moth]

so guys

[foggy glen]

@old tusk me too

[frank moth]

covid has reached greenland

[foggy glen]

@frank moth crud

[distant siren]

what does the d stand for

[frank moth]

death

[foggy glen]

Me, lives in canada:
Also me: chuckles I'm in danger

[fading knoll]

The best way to maximize the gems per winner in the Corona gem contest is for everyone to react with skull, toilet paper, and hands. Just ignore the green sick guy.

[frank moth]

no

dont ignore the sick guy

gives you a boost on Dead people

[fading knoll]

Skull gives a bigger boost.

[frank moth]

point being?

[fading knoll]

Point being, if you have too many of skull, sick guy, and toilet paper. The number of alive people might turn negative. Which would turn the number of gems negative.

[tardy crescent]

why voting for skull as well

[frank moth]

for that to happen the sum of these 3 reacts must be over 1500

[outer spear]

Sad, I won the contest but I can’t get any gems because I’m on iOS

I was so happy I had won something too

What a shame

Oh well, I’ll treat myself to some good food tonight, that’ll cheer me up a bit

[tardy crescent]

lol

[outer spear]

I know right?

Lmao

[tardy crescent]

sue lava xd

[outer spear]

Naw, it ain’t the end of the world

[vernal flame]

Sue Lava and get then buy the gems...ez

[tardy crescent]

yes xd

[worldly lichen]

https://youtu.be/Vvk-o7GnWtk

Yey

[foggy thorn]

tat

yay

[tardy crescent]

OH NO

[foggy thorn]

you must to idle on get 1 kill this monster

[golden ivy]

good reading kuaka

[tardy crescent]

yes xd

is there even any point for going on lol

ADVERTISING

demote lucky

[foggy thorn]

bruh moment

[tardy crescent]

top 1 momentos bruh

[foggy thorn]

bro

my spanish teacher assigned worked that requires me to know people

like she knows i know no one in that class

[tardy crescent]

oh no

[viral coral]

off

oof

[foggy thorn]

off

[viral coral]

bruhmus momentus

[tardy crescent]

joder macho quiero queso

[foggy thorn]

help

can i just put my self 4 times

[tardy crescent]

xd

[foggy thorn]

i moderate a discord server for fun

[tardy crescent]

2 paragraphs

why not 1

[viral coral]

lmao

[foggy thorn]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

time to write bullshit

[tardy crescent]

cool xd

and get an A+ thanks to bullshit

[foggy thorn]

how is she going to know that its wrong

[tardy crescent]

dunno man xd

[foggy thorn]

why does every assignment want to know about me

[vernal flame]

They are interested in the students

[foggy thorn]

but why me

[vernal flame]

OwO

Because they want you specifically

[mint trench]

How to get stars on your damage?

What a weird question xd

[foggy thorn]

idk but start asking in #_

[mint trench]

Oh forgot sorry

[uneven dune]

water :)

[lament goblet]

yess i capped luck

[mint trench]

Ohbits not that hard to get a star on damage :D my goal for the next 2 days

[distant siren]

oh

idle awards i see

[tawdry stirrup]

new content tease hype?

[distant siren]

oh no

dont get hyped

we're probably gonna get a graphics rework

[tawdry stirrup]

idk he is typing now

[golden ivy]

@distant siren nah

[distant siren]

where is he typing

[tawdry stirrup]

he was typing fine xD

[foggy thorn]

oh uh more content and no bug fixes

[near wharf]

LOL graphics reword

[analog elk]

./o.o/

[near wharf]

hey guys, new announcement is no new gameplay! just new graphics!

[winter patio]

enhanced contract scrolls update

ebic

[near wharf]

This was the exact moment that lavaflame2 went out of business

[analog elk]

you're playing us! that was not the deal!

[elfin axle]

lol

[near wharf]

imagien when the announcement comes out

and everyone cries when they realize its just a graphics overhaul xDD

[fleet ivy]

Is the new announcement a third tier of resets? :p

[foggy thorn]

lava left as soon as you said that

👀

[golden ivy]

i think so

given how many people are done with all ice creams

[fleet ivy]

Ascension, rebirth, Roman numerals

[near wharf]

lol no

[golden ivy]

minecraft auth servers are down rip

[near wharf]

its a minecraft crossover thing

u can upload ur game's consciousness onto a mine craft server

[fleet ivy]

Hey lava one of the winners is on iOS

[golden ivy]

pogg is that lava flame

[smoky juniper]

you programmed the game with redstone and we can only access the new update on minecraft?

[golden ivy]

redstone is still a better game engine than stencyl

[smoky juniper]

lol

[analog elk]

it will be like fallout, "build your own game"

[fleet ivy]

The whole of idle Skilling is just level 1 for the new update

[near wharf]

yea i already talked to the ios winner

[fleet ivy]

I'm not 100% convinced he won, he wasn't a white name

:p

[foggy thorn]

yeah

it was rigged

he has more than 3 messages

[distant siren]

i wish it was a graphics rework AND fix of 99% of germs (bugs)

ok that germs joke was unfunny

[old tusk]

The new update will bring so much content that the existing content will only be 10% of entire game

[fleet ivy]

That's basically what I said

[old tusk]

Only more words

[fleet ivy]

Right

[analog elk]

you've to work your way back to zero. so many negative multipliers to end up at 1 damage

[golden ivy]

My supermarket is so empty

It's scary

[foggy thorn]

huh

theres two of you

[golden ivy]

I'm grinding for 2nd Teehee

[foggy thorn]

oh lol

[golden ivy]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[foggy thorn]

no

[golden ivy]

Ah easy

[golden ivy]

See Bobs, it's not that hard

[foggy thorn]

i agree

[golden ivy]

Should make third account now

Hey

[foggy thorn]

hey

[golden ivy]

Why you steal rank

Abuse

[foggy thorn]

proof?

[golden ivy]

I recorded

[foggy thorn]

show

[golden ivy]

Uploading to yt rn

[fleet ivy]

You recorded you losing a rank

[foggy thorn]

kk

[golden ivy]

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Here

[fleet ivy]

Lava himself could have removed it

[golden ivy]

Then Laba abuse

[foggy thorn]

you thought i would fall for that

you fool

[golden ivy]

It's not a rickroll

[fleet ivy]

Yeah idk what the link is either

[foggy thorn]

its a rickroll

[golden ivy]

How would you know

[foggy thorn]

i just do

[golden ivy]

Checkmate

[foggy thorn]

how

i never clicked it

[golden ivy]

You are playing chess while I'm playing Idle Skilling

[foggy thorn]

no

i dont even play the game anymore

[golden ivy]

Relatable

Hey Lava, good ol' buddy o pal. About that announcement...

[foggy thorn]

[golden ivy]

You wouldn't mind hitting up a good bro with some exclusive spoilers would you?

Good bro being me

I'm being ghosted

[fleet ivy]

He said it would be several more months

Don't get your hopes up

[golden ivy]

Can't really do anything else other than hyping up Lava's announcement

[fleet ivy]

Sorry his wording was "a few months" not several

Just found out the star ocean mobile game shut down last year lol. Glad I didn't play it because I don't play gacha games anymore

That shit was barely a year old lol

[tardy crescent]

why do I feel like the new content lava's going to add is just an expansion of smithing

[fleet ivy]

I hope not. If that takes 6 months to program just that I worry about the game lol

[foggy thorn]

what scares me is the amount of bugs that are going to come with the update

[distant siren]

im thinking its contract expansion

also yes the bugs

i really don't know what to expect

[old tusk]

i fear no man, but the bugs scare me

[tardy crescent]

yes

I think the game's really gonna fall apart

also Lava has rejected previous help offers of some people in this community

I mean, he may as well fix bugs, but it's not the most likely to happen

[old tusk]

just imagine if lava changed the name of the game to just a lot of bugs as an april fools prank

[tardy crescent]

maybe xd

I just hope he does a bugfix update like some time ago

didn't actually fix many at all but whatever

[whole gulch]

@tardy crescent I DID IT

500 keys in and I got a coupon

[tardy crescent]

xd

now unleash the power

[whole gulch]

Time to break the game

[tardy crescent]

b r e a k

also that comes much later lol

I doubt it's even possible lol

has anyone reached 179T 11* dmg lol

[foggy thorn]

yea

[tardy crescent]

god I wonder how

[lament goblet]

uh

what does passe mean

[tardy crescent]

dunno lol

[rose halo]

over with and done

oldnews

[shadow acorn]

Coliseum content inc

[tardy crescent]

uLtRa SpElUnKeRs

U P G R A D E

[rose halo]

is that 80 rainbow Lavas?

[tardy crescent]

yes xd

[rose halo]

mouth open wide too

just taking it all in I guess

[tardy crescent]

xd

[formal oyster]

Finally. #💖future-content-blog about Afterlife ||i guess so||

[tardy crescent]

I wonder if that means ultra spelunking will exist lol

[rose halo]

well spelunkers are used to going down

[fleet ivy]

I'm pretty sure meteor has capped damage, but iirc he was pc with the broken pet passives for a long long time

[old tusk]

noone knows what happened to lavaflame1 maybe he got lost in lavaflame2's overflow pockets

[tardy crescent]

meteor has done so much shit to his save lol

[rose halo]

The first iteration is usually the alpha, and I guess that's discarded when beta (2nd iteration) is out?

[tardy crescent]

or it may be a clue for next updates

[rose halo]

ah, lava's playing his content to QA it

and it literally takes months

[fleet ivy]

There's never a "beta" he just calls is an alpha

[tardy crescent]

yea

I always try to sneak on alphas lol

[old tusk]

will afterlife be the third form of prestige?

[tardy crescent]

I hope not

Potion reset would be stupid

[tropic ruin]

I think yes

[tardy crescent]

especially if card and tink item reset

[rose halo]

I'm thinking multiverses

[fleet ivy]

I don't think he needs months lol

[tardy crescent]

I hope it's not the kind of prestige where absolutely everything gets reset

[fleet ivy]

He can't reset crusaders

People spent real money on it

[tropic ruin]

Or gem stuff

[rose halo]

I imagine a 'restart' but not, where your current run still goes on and can be switched to

[golden ivy]

I'm hoping on that

[tardy crescent]

I think he would only reset stuff which isn't pay to get

[rose halo]

but afterlife is like a full reset with certain benefits from the first

[golden ivy]

I want a major reset button

Not sure how rewards would be calc'd though

[tropic ruin]

Thats called deleting the game

[tardy crescent]

for the rest he'd frick up everything

[fleet ivy]

I meant more tinkering can never be reset. Ofc gem stuff would stay

[tardy crescent]

I think rhe currency would even be called CP

[golden ivy]

frick
just say F U C K

[old tusk]

it only resets gem stuff

[distant siren]

don't say cp

it is forbidden

[tardy crescent]

no it's not

[tropic ruin]

C

[golden ivy]

^

Yes it is

[tropic ruin]

P

[golden ivy]

Are you foolish

[tardy crescent]

You'll get 52QQ 530* CP for this Afterlife Reset.

[formal oyster]

Why not call the currency LP?

[rose halo]

Children Points

[tardy crescent]

meh it wouldn't make much sense

[formal oyster]

bruh

[golden ivy]

KEK

[tropic ruin]

Life Pointz

[tardy crescent]

get to 0 and die