off-topic-chat

[formal oyster]

I've spent like 20k balls and nothing

I mean

[indigo iron]

You mean my first time ever was useful??

[errant stratus]

I hit the jackpot the first time I found the pinball machine

like 10 minutes into the game

[indigo iron]

bruh

gz

[formal oyster]

This is bs

I mean mastery task

[errant stratus]

Had no idea what happened

[ashen orbit]

lel nice

[fleet ivy]

Well he intended to change it 8 months ago

You see how that went

The mastery

[errant stratus]

is anyone helping him with this or a solo project?

[fleet ivy]

Who knows

He won't answer anything

[formal oyster]

This is probably the only one task that i'll never get

[fleet ivy]

20k balls is nothing, btw

[formal oyster]

Or in 2025

[ashen orbit]

lol

[supple kraken]

lava seriously needs to invest in a slave

one that can code

[ashen orbit]

Lmao

[formal oyster]

I want to be Lava's coding slave

[ashen orbit]

or he can just ask Ash to be his slave

[supple kraken]

👀

[errant stratus]

glad you specified a coding slave, I was going a completely different direction in my thoughts

[ashen orbit]

lol

Lmfao

@frail cedar Ash come here, turns out Lava is looking for a Slavs

[frail cedar]

What

Why

[formal oyster]

Slavery is ok as far as you enjoy it

[indigo iron]

The summoning worked lol

[ashen orbit]

slave*

lel

[frail cedar]

OH

[ashen orbit]

Lmfaoooo

[frail cedar]

I mean i take orders

[supple kraken]

this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

to be a slave

[ashen orbit]

lel

[formal oyster]

Does this means he's captures slaves soul or something?

[frail cedar]

I mean he never accepted my calling him daddy so being a slave is kind of off the table unless he mans up

[ivory lance]

:lmao: this last free gems contest XD

people are so pepega they reacted with the gems emoji

[ashen orbit]

let's be honest, he's a pussy lel

[supple kraken]

😮

he gets pussy*

[frail cedar]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No

[ashen orbit]

^

definitely not Lmfao

[frail cedar]

As an active vagina i can say his personality isn't really... moistening

[supple kraken]

i mean he must get some

[frail cedar]

X

[supple kraken]

nobody can have none unless u stay inside all day

[errant stratus]

heh, back in college I used to walk around with a box of Tide detergent and a lost look and it worked SO well

[ashen orbit]

if you want to moisten, i can make you wet your pants

[supple kraken]

that deserves a ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[frail cedar]

Uh

Don't threaten me with a good time?

[ashen orbit]

I'll threaten you with a good time, then make my word true

[supple kraken]

spicy

can i have a good time as well azazel?

i have been awake for far too long and am in desperate need of a good time

[frail cedar]

Oop

[ashen orbit]

sure, just get into this skin tight suit and prepare to be unable to move

[supple kraken]

ill bring the chains

[ashen orbit]

no need, rope burns better

[formal oyster]

Do you need a camera man?

[supple kraken]

might be a little too graphic for the hub

[frail cedar]

Jonny bout to bleed 😅

[supple kraken]

yes

[ashen orbit]

he about to be gapped

[frail cedar]

Grape gang

Jonny x speculum

[ashen orbit]

lel

[supple kraken]

lmfaoo

cant knock it till you try it 🤷

[ashen orbit]

hey Ash later you wanna have a fun time?

[vital heart]

swag

[frail cedar]

Always

Lmao

[ashen orbit]

exactly, try it first then make an opinion of it

Nice

I'll text you after classes

reeeeee school

[supple kraken]

👀

[frail cedar]

Aww

Sorry glaxy

[supple kraken]

school lul

[foggy thorn]

it sucks

especially when the bus leaves you

[supple kraken]

thats why u finish

[foggy thorn]

yep

[supple kraken]

simple really

[frail cedar]

Alright well, if this lava x slaves thing progresses, dm or ping me, my interest is piqued

[ashen orbit]

will do lel

btw was totally memeing

[frail cedar]

Aw

Got my hopes up

[supple kraken]

im sure you wont be disappointed

[frail cedar]

And here i thought he was finally ready to accept help

[ashen orbit]

but if you want, i have a position open for you

lel

he has a rechargeable keyboard, he's never getting help

[supple kraken]

[formal oyster]

It's so strange refusing help when you game has drown in bugs

[ashen orbit]

ikr?

makes no sense

[frail cedar]

It's the deadly sin my guy

Pride is a killer

[formal oyster]

true

[ashen orbit]

but with this "Announcement" i bet he's announcing that he's gonna be outsourcing the game to China or something

[supple kraken]

hopefully

[frail cedar]

Exactly what is needs

Corona

[supple kraken]

cheaper gems

[ashen orbit]

lel

well it's natural

if the bugs get corona then they'll die

no more bugs

[supple kraken]

true

[frail cedar]

Mmmm, bug

[supple kraken]

coronavirus will be over in 1 year when the vaccines come out

[ashen orbit]

lol

True tbh

[frank moth]

1 year??

[supple kraken]

it cant be tested before 🤷

[naive vigil]

I did win the jackpot! Awesome. I thought I would never get that mastery done!

[formal oyster]

But bugs might be connected to a not-bugged and important stuff and it probably can infect it and game will die too

[ashen orbit]

it's the nearest estimate for when we'll get a vaccine Eldar

[naive vigil]

@fleet ivy thanks

[ashen orbit]

oooo awesome, jackpots are awesome

[formal oyster]

I did win the jackpot! Awesome. I thought I would never get that mastery done!
OH, COME ON! THIS IS UNFAIR!

[frail cedar]

Uh

[ashen orbit]

XD

i got like 3 jackpots last week

[frail cedar]

Why was dudes pinged/thanked

[errant stratus]

hey I hit the jackpot again!

woot

[fleet ivy]

Np

[ashen orbit]

because he gave advice

Nice

[naive vigil]

He answered me way above

[frail cedar]

Oop

[ashen orbit]

woot woot

[frail cedar]

Gambling 👌

[formal oyster]

i got like 3 jackpots last week
I regret i said something about jackpot

[errant stratus]

Just joking, that wasfor you HeXaR

[ashen orbit]

lel

gth

gtg

[frail cedar]

Aww

[supple kraken]

cya

[frail cedar]

Bye glaxy

[fleet ivy]

I'm pretty sure camp hit 16 jackpots

[frail cedar]

Every pacci ball i launch is a jackpot

In my heart

[naive vigil]

Wow I thought no one was ever getting the jackpot

[fleet ivy]

Only cause they're gold, you gold digger :p

[frail cedar]

Ayyyyy

😘

[supple kraken]

[fleet ivy]

People always bitch about stuff they don't have gortawg

[errant stratus]

speaking of gold diggers, I need to hire a full time accountant before too long

[fleet ivy]

Like elmenda always bitches about how hoops is rigged because he's bad

[supple kraken]

pretty rigged tho

[frail cedar]

Pfft

[naive vigil]

I would bitch too but I dont like typing enough to bitch

[formal oyster]

But hoops is actually broken

[fleet ivy]

It is bugged sure. But it's not impossible lol

[frail cedar]

Ima just leave the chat now before i start doing what I'm good at 😅

[fleet ivy]

So so many people have the pet

Occasionally it glitches out. Not enough to be consistent

[formal oyster]

How can i get pet when one of 3 tries ball just goes thru the net in third throw?

It was just an example

[naive vigil]

That's only cause you're hitting the hoop wrong. Learn how to hit it differently?

[formal oyster]

But the real one

[hushed olive]

Just gotta git gud at balling. It is difficult but after a while you will master it

[fleet ivy]

Stop hitting the backboard in that exact spot lol. It only goes through the net if you hit the backboard pixel perfect

[naive vigil]

It's got a hole in the net if you look closely

[formal oyster]

Everybody gansta till ball goes thru the net

[supple kraken]

must have been my mad arm strength when i threw the ball

[fleet ivy]

Why is your arm so angry?

[supple kraken]

because hoes amd

mad

and im a hoe

[hushed olive]

The most frustrating is when the ball just goes dead hitting the back of the net, then slowly slides down not counting

[fleet ivy]

Like I said, bugged sure. But very much possible lol

He should definitely fix it, but he probably never will

[naive vigil]

If you aim for swishes it never bugs

[fleet ivy]

^

[formal oyster]

What about when ball hits the net and starring bouncing on both sides of net and then flies back at minilava at hyperspeed

true story

[supple kraken]

arent you supposed to be the one complaining dudes

very ironic

[hushed olive]

Yeah, but then when you hit the rim and it bounces off to the next galaxy... damn swishes

[frank moth]

he complains about complaining

[supple kraken]

ah of course

[hushed olive]

ngl I have anthropomorphised that net and named it after various stupid celebrities

[supple kraken]

so you're cussing out the backboard and tryna start fights with it

[fleet ivy]

Yeah I'm the only one allowed to complain

You guys need to stop

:p

[supple kraken]

never

until the game is bug free hoes will always be mad

[hushed olive]

I'm not complaining, I'm airing grievances

[frank moth]

dudes hate karen

[supple kraken]

yes

[formal oyster]

Is this an old version of the game?
https://discordapp.com/channels/437797104786604034/550537007990833232/687410433908670484

[fleet ivy]

No that's not this game lol

[formal oyster]

Ok

wtf

[frank moth]

what

[hushed olive]

That's Idle Awards: 5 Star General

[fleet ivy]

Looks kind of fun though

I wonder what game it is

[frank moth]

lavas baby

[fleet ivy]

Ahh nvm then

[frank moth]

idk

[supple kraken]

yeah didnt lava make that

[hushed olive]

Yep

He's got a bunch of crappy little idlers on Kong

[supple kraken]

i remember seeing the raids ages ago from one of his previous games

he must have had tons of ideas prepped for the game in advance

[livid lava]

morning

[hushed olive]

Yeah there is a huge gap between those older ones and IS. Huge...

[livid lava]

huh, went to mall like 20 minutes ago, it is nearly ghost town

[supple kraken]

kvet ur not pink...

[formal oyster]

ok let's see

[supple kraken]

coronavirus lol

[hushed olive]

^

[livid lava]

because there is no hypeman, even ended 😦

and they removed special snowflake

[supple kraken]

😢

i wonder if i can make personal colours somehow

probs not

[livid lava]

mods can I guess

[foggy thorn]

we can but lava deletes them

[fleet ivy]

Yeah we can't have nice things

[foggy thorn]

Agreed

he even unpins the pins

[fleet ivy]

Yeah I saw that

Not sure what that was about

Not that he'd answer us

[golden ivy]

what did he unpin?

[fleet ivy]

A ton of stuff one day

From all channels

[foggy thorn]

yep

[fleet ivy]

He kept stuff like this though lol

So weird

I do know one was specifically seph saying he'd come back if he fixed the pc version

More silencing I guess

Who knows

[golden ivy]

why the fuck

ask lava about it

[fleet ivy]

Yeah that helps

Look in lava chat lol

Also he seems to have deleted the content directly too lol. I can't find it anymore

[ashen orbit]

bacc

wait what?

what did he delete?

[fleet ivy]

This one

[ashen orbit]

this what?

[foggy thorn]

pins

[ashen orbit]

uhh i see boss pet chances there?

[foggy thorn]

there where like 10 he deleted

[ashen orbit]

oof

rip

that's dumb

why would he do that?

i don't trust it

i don't like it

[foggy thorn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[errant stratus]

seems petty and I'm new here

[golden ivy]

it seems very off character for lava

he never censors criticism or anything

except that one time

what did he delete tho @fleet ivy

[foggy thorn]

h

@golden ivy

[vocal inlet]

Rip

[void spade]

he kept my 6699 two pair though 😎

[fleet ivy]

This is the one I specifically mentioned Adam if you were asking about that

[foggy thorn]

that was the one where he said pin me if PC gets updated?

[fleet ivy]

Yeah

[void spade]

now we'll never remember to

rip seph

[fleet ivy]

And he was never seen again

[granite oyster]

Finally

I had this running for like a week

[supple kraken]

sela listening to some bangers

[void spade]

lmao

[unborn oar]

So I read the #💖future-content-blog post, and I think theres only two things he could be doing with this announcement, given that he claims this announcement was a hard decision to make. I think it’s either
a) hes moving the game out of stencyl, meaning this update that took a long time won’t have much content, maybe a few bug-fixes, but the game will run smoother generally in a better program (this is the more likely option imo and I would be happy is this was the announcement.
b) he’s announcing a regular update, but that this update is the last update for Idle skilling (middle likelihod option).
c) he’s quitting developing this game with no update or removing it or something (probably not going to happen and i hope it doesnt).

[supple kraken]

i think its just because he doesnt wanna spoil the surprise but he knows he has to give some stimulus for players

[strong ore]

" "oh so thats what he was doing... huh ok"" ---- that's not someone who is quitting developing this

[unborn oar]

that's why i have it as the least likely option

i think its gonna be moving the game out of stencyl tbh

this update is taking longer than most of his other content despite working on it more per day, so I think there has to be more behind the scenes work than previous updates

[void spade]

I'm not getting my hopes up on that part

[strong ore]

new game+ where ur save gets deleted and its p2w

[void spade]

but really the likelihood of Lava moving out of Stencyl is tied to how comfortable he is with fully writing code and not using the visual blocks anymore

[strong ore]

steam release?

[unborn oar]

iirc he denied that

no steam release

unless...

[supple kraken]

irl release 👀

[strong ore]

anyways I dont see it stopping

[void spade]

he'd probably need to move out of Stencyl before a Steam release is likely

but who knows

[strong ore]

hes changing everything to anime style

rebranding as a dating sim

[supple kraken]

hopefully

[unborn oar]

I would date the overlord miner 👀 UwU OwO

[strong ore]

replace ice creams with semi-pornographic pictures

[supple kraken]

ice cream dildos

[strong ore]

i cant be far off

[frank moth]

dude

[strong ore]

what?

[frank moth]

imagine playing basketball

if this was irl

[strong ore]

if this was irl?

[frank moth]

yeah real life update

[supple kraken]

hoops would just fly

[frank moth]

the ball touches the ring

YEET INTO SPACE

[supple kraken]

i'd have to punch a few holes in the backboard

[strong ore]

dont get your hoops up

[frank moth]

oh my god

[foggy thorn]

I would date the overlord miner 👀 UwU OwO
@unborn oar 👀

[outer spear]

I wish overlord miners wore shoes

once I noticed they didnt I cant see anything else

[frank moth]

oh no

if i see that rhey dont have shoes

im going to be blind

[outer spear]

its true, I cant see ANYTHING else

[unborn oar]

mmm, feet

[meager trout]

Solar or not solar.

[violet cove]

is that bug still around for iOS that completely wipes your data and resets your progress?

[foggy thorn]

yep

that's Nova @meager trout

solar is orange

[sour socket]

but its 1000QQ

which should be 1 solar

[foggy thorn]

oh

didn't see

[meager trout]

Half officially. :D

[ashen orbit]

wait so Nova and solar are different because solar is 1+ stars and Nova is no stars?

[foggy thorn]

and because they are completely different tiers

[sour socket]

nova is purple and solar is yellow

[ashen orbit]

wait what?

oh

i didn't know purple was Nova

[sour socket]

oh

[ashen orbit]

you learn something new every day huh

[sour socket]

in the picture above he had 1000QQ Nova which should switch to 1 solar at that damage but it didnt

[ashen orbit]

ah yes, because lava is dumb

[sour socket]

its probably a rounding thing

[ashen orbit]

it isn't

[golden ivy]

reckon he used > instead of >=

[ashen orbit]

you can have 2000QQ solar

oof

[golden ivy]

huh really

[ashen orbit]

it switches when you get 10 000QQ

then it'll become 10 solar

well, at least that's how every other resource works in the game

like

really lava? 1000QQ coins aren't 1 green coin nut 10 000QQ coins are 10 green coins 3

?

fucking stupid

[sour socket]

I havent noticed that issue

[golden ivy]

ah yeah right it switches at 10

[ashen orbit]

fucking stupid

but

now that i think about it

[golden ivy]

if it switches at 1 you can't tell how far you are from 2

it could be 1 or 1.4 who knows

[foggy thorn]

but then what about 10

[ashen orbit]

damage might be the only one that actually switches at 1000QQ

[golden ivy]

10, 14

[ashen orbit]

10 what?

[foggy thorn]

what about 11

[solemn estuary]

When you click around here it takes you to hoops wondering if this works for people who don't have hoops

[foggy thorn]

I don't know how close I am to 12

[ashen orbit]

I'd call you an 11 kuaka

[foggy thorn]

11 kuakas?

[solemn estuary]

-2iq kuaka

[ashen orbit]

it does, it's a glitch of sorts?

[foggy thorn]

no

secret way

[ashen orbit]

go to the crafting thing and click on the middle fish

works better

it's pixel perfect tho

[foggy thorn]

doesn't work better if it's pixel perfect

[ashen orbit]

that's how i unlocked hoops because it bugged for me

meh games stupid

[foggy thorn]

got it

[solemn estuary]

I found it through the middle fish at first

But never could click the same spot

That hoop highs core

[foggy thorn]

got middle fish too

[solemn estuary]

Best 0

[ashen orbit]

lol

i needed the fish cuz it was bugged for me

which is reee

[foggy thorn]

omg

I'm so dumb

I thought I plugged in my charger

but I didn't

it's been like that for like 30 minutes

[ashen orbit]

oof

rip

[void spade]

omg

ur so dumb

[ashen orbit]

much dumb

static

summon Vad

I have a question for him

actually a request

[void spade]

idk how to summon him

uhhh

@tame sparrow

[ashen orbit]

just do it somehow

[fossil stratus]

ey

[golden ivy]

you dont know vad's summoning phrase?

[woven apex]

Make a pentagram and sacrifice a child, that should get Vad

[golden ivy]

no no no

[fossil stratus]

what is it

[golden ivy]

you just say: "Factus sum sicut homo sine adjutorio, inter mortuuos liber, Et ipsi de manu tua repulsi sunt." 3 times

while sacrificing a child

[fossil stratus]

Factus sum sicut homo sine adjutorio, inter mortuuos liber, Et ipsi de manu tua repulsi sunt.
starts sacrifice
Factus sum sicut homo sine adjutorio, inter mortuuos liber, Et ipsi de manu tua repulsi sunt.

[golden ivy]

idk what it means, i just googled "scary latin"

lol

[fossil stratus]

continues sacrifice

[woven apex]

"I am like a man without help, free among my death, and are cut off from your hand.

[fossil stratus]

Factus sum sicut homo sine adjutorio, inter mortuuos liber, Et ipsi de manu tua repulsi sunt.

[woven apex]

Not a great translation

[fossil stratus]

there ya go

how was it

[golden ivy]

Tentacle opus est tibi ut quis meum et vocavi te tentacle hominibus. Fratrem meum prodeat Tentacle

[fossil stratus]

it didnt work but eh

[golden ivy]

there it is

[woven apex]

Doubt tentacle is Latin but okay

[fossil stratus]

what is that

[outer spear]

Lorem ipsum

[golden ivy]

lmao

lorem ipsum is that place holder text right?

[woven apex]

Tentacle seems more like Japanese

[golden ivy]

yeah but still

[outer spear]

Lmao yeah

[golden ivy]

vad owns a tentacle discord server so thats why i added it

[fossil stratus]

oh k

[golden ivy]

@tame sparrow 8 days left

[fossil stratus]

but plz dont mqke me grin like that im still working

[outer spear]

Tentacle would be derives from Latin I think

[woven apex]

Ah doom eternal I see

[golden ivy]

yes

he got it prepurchased by a friend

[outer spear]

Tent- feeling

[golden ivy]

the lucky fuckling

[fossil stratus]

what is the reference here

i didnt get it

[golden ivy]

reference to waht

[woven apex]

I work now, bye

[fossil stratus]

ok bye

[golden ivy]

dont levae again

[fossil stratus]

btw i still dont get it bray

[golden ivy]

get what

[woven apex]

Btw, still saving pachinko balls for that event

[fossil stratus]

the joke

[golden ivy]

which

[fossil stratus]

same

im at 800 balls

[woven apex]

Kinda gay

[fossil stratus]

dude

[golden ivy]

what joke lmao

im confused

[fossil stratus]

eh

forget it

[golden ivy]

siuaDHFOKAHSDFGA

tell me

im skipping school due to a headache

i need you guys to keep chat active

[outer spear]

Work on something

[fossil stratus]

im back

[outer spear]

Or play a video game or smthn

[fossil stratus]

srry i was... occupied

[golden ivy]

i am

I have two monitors and each has to be equally ocupied

[fossil stratus]

but he needs company

[golden ivy]

yes

lots of it

[fossil stratus]

to pass the time faster

[golden ivy]

I am a social creature

[fossil stratus]

same

but on the internet mainly

[golden ivy]

same

[fossil stratus]

we're one and the same

beautiful

[golden ivy]

indeed

[fossil stratus]

anyways

u still there?

[golden ivy]

yupperiuni

[fossil stratus]

ok

[golden ivy]

pluperson

inkomanster

poinktitily

quopsterin

[fossil stratus]

what

[woven apex]

Here you can see a wild Bray actively losing brain cells

[fossil stratus]

im looking at that asking myself what kind of stroke this is

[golden ivy]

tintoniaseron?

[livid lava]

did I just saw somebody using the word "Gay"

[fossil stratus]

u did

[golden ivy]

kvetko just leaave

or i will orintiloko you

[livid lava]

nah I am saving it for future threats

[neon edge]

what the heck is this

[foggy thorn]

egg

[neon edge]

no u

[foggy thorn]

yeah sure

[neon edge]

[livid lava]

that is where ur gemmies cuuming just for the extra +%

[golden ivy]

cuuming

[fossil stratus]

oof thats expensive af

[foggy thorn]

bro half of my school just got sent home

[livid lava]

it is starting

[foggy thorn]

and I wasnt in that half

fucking mad

[hollow forge]

hide your kids hide your wife

[livid lava]

hahahaha

[golden ivy]

well i faked a headache to skip schewl today

[livid lava]

imagine having school when there is corona

[golden ivy]

couldnt fake sick wityhout ending up in quarantine

[hollow forge]

im more impressed that u can skip school by faking a headache on your house o.o

[livid lava]

yes

same

how

[hollow forge]

when i was sick and had school my family just game me meds and sent me there

[golden ivy]

i get chronic and insanely painful migranes

[foggy thorn]

my mom wouldn't give two shits if I had a headache

[golden ivy]

my dad knows this

[hollow forge]

unless it was fever of 40 degrees, u are going to school

[livid lava]

my mom would say that I am making it up

[old tusk]

I only have tomorrow school than literally a month no school

[livid lava]

and headache ? lol

that is not like ur ill

same haha

[hollow forge]

take this med and go to school

[golden ivy]

my dad knows that my headaches just get worse and worse and turn into ear pericingly painful horrible expirences

[livid lava]

oh well if they are migranes, then yes, did not read

[hollow forge]

dude u got brain tumor

100%

[foggy thorn]

my sister always has a migraine

[golden ivy]

i told you what I have lmao

[old tusk]

One day of school and it's 8 damn lessons

[foggy thorn]

and she always refuses to see a doctor or something

[livid lava]

I had bad migranes too, but mostly after 4 pm, when I was home from school and idk why

[golden ivy]

they are stress related for me

[hollow forge]

i had few migranes caused by light

[golden ivy]

oh oof

[hollow forge]

imagine how fun it was working and taking blood pressure from patients without even seein

[golden ivy]

you know whats sad

[hollow forge]

hardcore

[golden ivy]

alot of my school is chinese and cant go home to their families over spring break because of corona

[hollow forge]

oh so sad

why i dont understand is why people are buying masks and toilet paper like crazy

are they just dumb?

[golden ivy]

and they are already being like bullied for being chinese during this outbreak

its horrible

[hollow forge]

ha, fun that chinese people arent transmissing corona virus to the world, fucking tourists from our own country are

i'd rather be with chineses then with those dump tourists that HAVE to travel when virus is widespreading

fuck logic

[livid lava]

fun facter pacient 0 was not pacient 0

[golden ivy]

pateint

patient

but wdym kvet

[hollow forge]

didnt understand either

[livid lava]

btw, my brother was in Italy, in Milan, because of some modeling stuff.... most ppl were from around the world, when he came back, well he had flu

nvm

[golden ivy]

so the mortality rate

aparently its higher than I thought

[hollow forge]

he brougght disease to a country, goo djob

for your brother

for being responsible for killing thousand

[golden ivy]

oh

tom hanks has it

and his wife

[livid lava]

haha

[hollow forge]

[livid lava]

he came back in january

so

[golden ivy]

and trump was in contact with someone who is now in quarantine

[hollow forge]

he safe!

[livid lava]

and by now, my parents and brother would be infected

[hollow forge]

my country had been safe from corona until a week ago

then some stupid people came back from italy and brought the diseas

[livid lava]

it were some stupid girls that brough the corona to most countries in europe

[hollow forge]

good job, i wish they had died

[golden ivy]

we got it like quick asf

tons of immigration meant that my city was infected within days

our first death was 2 daysago

[hollow forge]

fuck italy

daamn

[livid lava]

that is why we do not have any immigrants

[golden ivy]

and they have half of my city under lockdown

yeah because the people come from your shit country to ours kvet

stfu

[foggy thorn]

guys can you ping me lots

thabks

[hushed olive]

lel

[hollow forge]

die italy

[livid lava]

no czech ppl would ever go to canada lol

[hushed olive]

<insert racist crap here>

Yeah, nobody likes Canada, eh ?

[hollow forge]

but its weird, why is italy in that condition? country is like a pole of corona transmission to the world

[golden ivy]

because

they all have bad lungs

smokers

[livid lava]

what

[golden ivy]

so it affects their respiratory system worse

[hollow forge]

dirty people

[hushed olive]

I mean, I hate this weather too, but bah.

'least when I wrecked my knee last year, it only cost me like 8$ for the painkillers and everything else was covered

[livid lava]

maybe because it is only the north that is developed ?

At least I have corona check test for free

[golden ivy]

we all do

CDC offers it free

[livid lava]

oh ya, it was joke from some girl or guy on twitter

[golden ivy]

ok well then stop constantly talking about how bad north american countries are

[livid lava]

did I ever

[golden ivy]

yes always

its all you ever do

[livid lava]

I do not think that I ever said "Bad"

[golden ivy]

seems like it when every insult you make involves you slamming the american health system

and about the violent schooling system

[livid lava]

yes

[golden ivy]

and obesity issues

[livid lava]

yes

but, is not that true ?

[golden ivy]

Doesn't mean you need to insert a european agenda every fucking minute

[livid lava]

did I ever said that, or did u made it up

[frank moth]

merica

fuc yeh

[livid lava]

u know, lots of european countries are shitholes and are bad

[golden ivy]

you say things like "murican privelege" and rant on about how your impoverished country is better off

like noone fucking cares just stop talking\

[livid lava]

stop being privileged and stop telling me what should I do jeeez

[golden ivy]

how can you call a whole continent privileged

[livid lava]

like, I still do not know if ur making things up, I never said my country is better, I said we have better health care

and if u sometimes can not sink up some lame joke.... well

[golden ivy]

the entire first page is just about how bad the healthcare is

the second page consists of you saying "yes ur murican" in response to a comment about fat people

[frank moth]

i accidentally spelled out murican as marry can

oh no

[livid lava]

and ?

[golden ivy]

a little further down if you saying that americans are snowflakes

actually you say this multiple times

then

"I mean.. most ppl drive better then muricans"

and "but we know how to drive, not like muricans"

like just stfu kvet

[foggy thorn]

what's up with you and getting Americans

also that

stop being racist

[golden ivy]

im not even american and I know that its wrong to insult someones country 85 times on some random discord server

[livid lava]

like, idk why are u getting offened by some lame joke bashing, ur just picking comments without content

are u ashamed of ur country or what ?

[golden ivy]

just annoying really

[foggy thorn]

just stop being racist

ok?

[livid lava]

we know how to drive because we can use manual gearbox

what is racist

[frank moth]

mmmmmm

[livid lava]

and I just love stereotypes, what is wrong with using them and joking about them

[frank moth]

joke

[golden ivy]

well kvetko its not nice and you are lucky that nobody cares about your country so it doesn't have stereotypes

[foggy thorn]

how about we stop

[golden ivy]

bet

[livid lava]

well yes muricans do not care, they do not even know that Europe exist !

[foggy thorn]

how about we stop

[golden ivy]

^

how has your day been kuaka

@foggy thorn ^

[foggy thorn]

what

bad

[golden ivy]

oh thats awful

[blissful summit]

Any tips for the hatchery? I need new breeds right

[golden ivy]

#_ has some good tips

[distant siren]

oh no

[zinc moat]

We really have 400 gem reacts on the give away

That's awesome

[foggy thorn]

niceee

[zinc moat]

That means 14 winners

[distant siren]

rowing boat gang

[zinc moat]

Self detriment gang

[foggy thorn]

6 people in your class gang

[distant siren]

being depressed at school and normal at home gsng

[zinc moat]

Graduated and hate your job and have nothing fun to play gang

[golden ivy]

i like to believe im happy every where

but then again I do lie to myself

[zinc moat]

I'm sick of trying to grind rocket league

I'm sick of toxicity of mobas

[distant siren]

if i'm this early in life and it's already breaking apart then i don't know what i'm doing with myself

[zinc moat]

I need to get my PC ASAP

[livid lava]

stardew valley

[zinc moat]

Stardew is a good game

[foggy thorn]

there's 6 people out of 30

[golden ivy]

i got my first pc like 2 months ago

[zinc moat]

Fuck you mean

[golden ivy]

stardew is a great game

[zinc moat]

He called it bad

[golden ivy]

who

[zinc moat]

Kvet

[golden ivy]

when

[livid lava]

what

[zinc moat]

He used the greater than sign before it

[livid lava]

I ment, like, go for this game

[golden ivy]

no

[zinc moat]

Got it

I'm kinda slow

[golden ivy]

he meant do this

stardew valley

but didnt put a space

[zinc moat]

I have $600 saved so far

[distant siren]

wtf

[zinc moat]

Shooting for $800-$900 so get quality

[distant siren]

oh

[zinc moat]

To*

[distant siren]

in game

[zinc moat]

No

For my PC

[distant siren]

oh

[golden ivy]

900$ will get you a nice mid range pc

[distant siren]

im even slower

[golden ivy]

you will enjoy it

also invest in a 144hz monitor

[zinc moat]

I want to be able to get VR after a bit so I need to make sure I have good enough specs

[golden ivy]

they are pricier but worth it imo

[zinc moat]

I already have a decent steam library from playing on the family desktop when I lived at home

[golden ivy]

thats good

[zinc moat]

My $8-900 includes keyboard, mouse, and monitor

[golden ivy]

are you getting prebuilt?

[zinc moat]

Hell no

[golden ivy]

aight

[zinc moat]

I have a friend who is helping

Prebuilt gets you low quality for more money

[neon edge]

huh

getting icecreams done seems somehow easyer

i just clapped out 3 within 15 min

[livid lava]

it is I think

[zinc moat]

I have 12 days in stardew

[golden ivy]

nice

[zinc moat]

But those 12 days were in about 2 and 1/2 weeks so I burned myself out

[golden ivy]

i have 10 days

i think i played for like a month maybe

on mobile

now i play pc

[livid lava]

stardew is on mobile ?

[neon edge]

my stardew count

[golden ivy]

yes

[zinc moat]

Mines on xbox and I want to check out the update

[neon edge]

and then we have my bdo count

[golden ivy]

update is alright

nothing amazing that is new

[neon edge]

[livid lava]

do u even live

[golden ivy]

what game

[neon edge]

black desert online

[livid lava]

haha

[golden ivy]

oh nice

[neon edge]

about 2k of those hours are afk lol

cuz overnight fishing is nice

[golden ivy]

I have 13k hours in minecraft

[zinc moat]

2 of my most played games in the last couple years

[golden ivy]

rough estimate as I did some quik mafs instead of checking

[zinc moat]

Smite and RL

[livid lava]

I have maybe couple of hundred on idle game, but I never really stood on one game too long, idk why

[long glen]

I don't even know how many hours I have in Minecraft. I know I've spend at least a thousand 400 on the infinity evolved expert pack alone. (edit because maff is hard)

[livid lava]

most of my games have like 100h max

[golden ivy]

I played mc for 8 hours a day for 8 years

[livid lava]

haha

[zinc moat]

I have about 7k hours in ark across 3 platforms

[neon edge]

oof

got stuck in maelstorm

any of yall play warframe here?

[golden ivy]

tyechnically I have 23k hours in mc but i round down alot because I skipped some days

[distant siren]

i honestly don't know which game i played the most in my lifetime

embarassing answer but it's probably roblox

[golden ivy]

nah its all good

[livid lava]

I played back then in 2014 but not anymore

[distant siren]

and also probably nowhere near that "10,000 hours"

[livid lava]

ugh roblox

[distant siren]

ugh updates

[zinc moat]

Mine is probably Ark, Blops 3, or Age of empires

[golden ivy]

so almost 1k days worth of hours

jesus

[zinc moat]

Oh

Throw borderlands 2 in my most played

Almost 2k hours in the xbone version alone

I played more on 360

[golden ivy]

the best game I have ver played was stardew

I was in a huge rough patch and I started playing it right as the anxiety was going away

and I really like it

[distant siren]

anxiety going away?

impossible

[golden ivy]

anyone want to see my save

[zinc moat]

I am excited for the projects coming up

[golden ivy]

same

he told us not to be too hyped but im still hyped

[zinc moat]

Only if you care about your farms aesthetics

[golden ivy]

uh oh

[zinc moat]

If you're farm is ugly then you suck

[golden ivy]

oh nvm

my save was converted from mobile to pc

so some things are weird

[zinc moat]

Well that's out of your control so its fine

[golden ivy]

thats my house

some of my farm

[neon edge]

ew

you got stuff on the outside? ewwww

my whole plot is just pumpkins or cabbages

to get big boi crops

[pearl oak]

What game is this

[golden ivy]

Stardew valley

[distant siren]

stardew

[golden ivy]

duh

[distant siren]

the sprinklers remind me of something..

[pearl oak]

Oh I just got that for free yesterday lol

[golden ivy]

I have never met a person who hasn't played this game and loved it

[pearl oak]

Prepare to meet one bray

[indigo iron]

I've never played so I can't say I've loved it ;)

[golden ivy]

you will love it

you will dedicate your life to it

[pearl oak]

Actually.

I'm pretty into idle pocket crafter atm

[livid lava]

idle pocket crafter is shit

I played it for couple of weeks

[pearl oak]

Mine rush?

[livid lava]

like the progress is super slow, u have to manualy do everything and after some time, yes there is some "slow" auto option

[golden ivy]

stardew is also easy to save edit

[pearl oak]

Oh dude. The one I'm playing, you get the implants and you go ham

[golden ivy]

so thats a plus

[distant siren]

ham

but they suck

[pearl oak]

Lol how easy bray

[distant siren]

kinda

[livid lava]

in what location are u

[golden ivy]

easy asf

[pearl oak]

I'm in the Dark Room.

[golden ivy]

the save folder opens perfectly in vs code and editing is as easy as pie

[distant siren]

https://i.imgur.com/Ud7FBix.png

finally

[golden ivy]

about 29 hours of download time until I have call of duty WWII

🙂

[pearl oak]

Gd, your net is slow

[golden ivy]

uh no?

29 canadians hours dumbass

thats about 8 hours

american tiem

actually less

[foggy thorn]

bro

there's only one person in this class

[golden ivy]

nice

introduce yourself

make a friend kuaka

[pearl oak]

K doesn't make friends

[foggy thorn]

it's fucking empty

[pearl oak]

Friends make K

[livid lava]

go home then

[foggy thorn]

can't just leave

[livid lava]

why they just took half of the students

[golden ivy]

those desks are epic

[foggy thorn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

they suck

[pearl oak]

Hmmmm...I think we need a selfie of k to make sure that not a random pic on the internet

[livid lava]

ugh imagine old communist wood old desks for 2

[foggy thorn]

I would never show my face

[livid lava]

at least I ahve some deskfriend

do it

[pearl oak]

◉‿◉

Please

[livid lava]

pretty

[golden ivy]

i'll show the desks we have

[foggy thorn]

ok now there's 2 people

[golden ivy]

ill try atleast

[pearl oak]

ᕦ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕤ

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

Fucking do it

[livid lava]

make friends with them

[golden ivy]

https://store.steelcase.com/seating/conference-chairs/node

[livid lava]

no way

those are ours

[golden ivy]

those are nice

we have this like new futuristic concept type chairs at our school

[livid lava]

well modern ones are

[worldly lichen]

┳━┳

[golden ivy]

our desks and chairs are all like hipster and curved and colored

[novel jacinth]

курва

[pearl oak]

Damn. I'm glad I'm out of school

[fossil stratus]

im still at school T-T

[livid lava]

glad I do not have to sit with person I do not like in 2 person desk on wooden chair

[fossil stratus]

s8me

[pearl oak]

I'm glad I can sit on my bed and do school lol

[livid lava]

I got like 2 mails about school stuff for the time being

just 2

[golden ivy]

our desks have whiteboards on the sides that also have connectors for dividers during tests

like so the whiteboard is the divider

[fossil stratus]

kvet what class r u?

[pearl oak]

One last day of work today then off for spring break, work one week, spring break from school

[golden ivy]

1 day left until spring break

not counting today

because I have the day off

[fossil stratus]

We already had spring break

[pearl oak]

My summer break is 2 weeks long. Lol

[golden ivy]

oof

[livid lava]

I am in uni

[pearl oak]

We start back the day before my birthday too

[fossil stratus]

sad

[livid lava]

ït is better then frecking high school

[golden ivy]

we had a huge strike some years ago that extended our summer break by 2 months tottalling at 4 months

[pearl oak]

This is true

[fossil stratus]

im in high school

[golden ivy]

maybe even close to 5 month break

it was epic

except for the teachers

[pearl oak]

That's horrible bray

[fossil stratus]

wow why

[golden ivy]

my mom and I baked cookies and brought them to the protests

[pearl oak]

You do know that the longer the break, you'll just have to make it up

[golden ivy]

no

i was in primary school

[pearl oak]

Omg bray

[livid lava]

oh ya, my grad exams got me like 4 month of summer holidays

[pearl oak]

That's why they stopped the protest

[livid lava]

and I would not like to exp. that again

[golden ivy]

I was at a point in school without a proper curriculum

it was like whatever when it comes to work

[fossil stratus]

lol

[pearl oak]

OMG! THE MORE WE PROTEST THE MORE THIS KID WILL BAKE US THESE.... COOKIES???

[golden ivy]

yes

[pearl oak]

LET'S STOP NOW

[fossil stratus]

how comes there was no curriculum

[golden ivy]

well there was

[pearl oak]

Cuz he's fucking Canadian

[golden ivy]

ok then

[fossil stratus]

im playing cookie clicker rn btw

thats enough cookies for me

[pearl oak]

All they're taught is how to say sorry

Lol

Cookies Inc is better

[golden ivy]

okay you can stop noone asked for your opinion on my country

[livid lava]

ur protesting ?

for what

[pearl oak]

It's not an opinion bray lol

[livid lava]

ok I am getting flashbacks

[golden ivy]

what i mean @fossil stratus was like no work structre because it was like 6th grade

like there was

but not a big one

[fossil stratus]

oh well still

[golden ivy]

so missed work wasn't a biggie at the time

maybe if I were odler it would have sucked

[fossil stratus]

in france u learn more at primary school than in any other school

[golden ivy]

thats cool

[livid lava]

but france has shitty grad. exams

it is hard as fck

and idk why they do it

[fossil stratus]

like if a teacher s missing u have to join another class

[fleet ivy]

We're so close to 500 gems

[fossil stratus]

actually its pretty easy

[golden ivy]

We just have alot of highschool prep in primary and basic concepts

the bulk comes in with highschool

[pearl oak]

Looks like no winners

[livid lava]

if teacher is missing u inform the administ. of the school and most likely u will not have teacher or they will sub. the class, or you can just shut up and have free hour

[fossil stratus]

why

[fleet ivy]

The real winners here are the people who clicked the gem

[livid lava]

highschool prep in primary ? what

[fossil stratus]

no i mean they tell the administrator themselves that they have stuff making em miss class

the proffessors i mean

[golden ivy]

yes kvetko

[pearl oak]

Like this

[golden ivy]

in canada they prepare us for the rest of our lives