#off-topic-chat

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burnt pecan
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Holy shit, finally done with chicken odyssey

kind rover
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Congrats mag

burnt pecan
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5k gang

worthy sparrow
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My game is bug.

burnt pecan
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I was so surprised I made it to dungeon I ran right into the first hole

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Lmao

tame sparrow
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Good job mag

fading nymph
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Most people hit bomb or hole first run into dungeon

worthy sparrow
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My game is bug. I use an account and the game won't save.

tame sparrow
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We can't do anything about that

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Sorry.

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If your game didn't save, you'll have to either start over or stop playing.

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IF you bought gems with cash you can PM lava and he will help you. If you did not, nothing you can do about it.

fading nymph
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Make a different google account or don't connect to google play

burnt pecan
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So wheres the official Chicken Odyssey discord server?

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I want to complement the dev on such a great game

fading nymph
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It's this one

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I forget who the second dev is.

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But half of the team was lava

burnt pecan
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K well, now that I neglected all the homework and projects I have due tomorrow to participate in this thrilling event, guess I should go finish that hahaha

fading nymph
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Pnah

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Make your dog do it

tame sparrow
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Shame on you Mag, get that homework did

golden ivy
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Hey snow

fading nymph
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Meaty meat.catbob

golden ivy
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I got prescribed with Avanza (I think that's how you spell it)

worthy sparrow
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It login google play itself automatically

fading nymph
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Ah, Mirtazapine my old friend. That's what that drug is.

golden ivy
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I just used the retail name lol

fading nymph
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As long as it's not Avinza.

golden ivy
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lmao no

tame sparrow
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WHATEVER you do, DO NOT grind it in to a powder, wrap it in toilet paper, and boof it up your bum

golden ivy
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Personal experience, vad?

fading nymph
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You can sniff it, but even that is dangerous

tame sparrow
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No I'm just warning you not to boof drugs

golden ivy
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Ok then

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I promise I won't

fading nymph
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That's a drug for clinical depression but it's also an insomnia drug

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So it might help you sleep good and help stabilize your chemical balance.

tame sparrow
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Unless you boof it

fading nymph
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Vad likes to boof things

tame sparrow
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No I like not boofing things

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Do not boof it

fading nymph
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I snort Xanax. Lmao jk jk I just take it normally.

tame sparrow
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You being a barhead explains a lot

fading nymph
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And Sertraline.

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And Trazadone.

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I haven't been to a bar since I turned 21.

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I can't drink that stuff technically.

golden ivy
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never been to a bar

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๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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but vad is taking me once i turn 21

fading nymph
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Can't you already drink?

supple kraken
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21 loooooL

tame sparrow
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I don't have any fuckin money to take your canadian ass to a bar lol. We'll get a bottle of Everclear and some mixers and stay home.

golden ivy
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its ok im paying

fading nymph
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Moooooonshine!

supple kraken
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9 years is a long time to wait

fading nymph
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He's 17

golden ivy
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technically age in canada is lower

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but like vad has no passport

fading nymph
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People just assuming his age. Lmao

supple kraken
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it was a joke nerd

fading nymph
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Your butt is the only joke I see here

supple kraken
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oh my

tame sparrow
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Nobody is assuming I tell everyone he's 12 even though I know better because its funny

golden ivy
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i dont correct people anymore

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honestly theres no point

fading nymph
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Funny is gone. Lmao

golden ivy
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@native gate

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come back

fading nymph
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Lmao made you tag him

golden ivy
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oh ok

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sleep

fading nymph
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Love ya Funny. :p

golden ivy
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funny is the only mod who has never like insulted me

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like even jokingly

fading nymph
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That's cause he's smart.

golden ivy
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he goes the more direct approach

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muting me

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and leaving

fading nymph
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And he is the only mod who will strictly follow the rules.

golden ivy
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LOL

tame sparrow
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I follow the rules

golden ivy
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real mod we mean

fading nymph
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Vad, you muted me for a cookie

golden ivy
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no

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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you deserved the mute

fading nymph
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๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ’ฆ

tame sparrow
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Out of nowhere

fading nymph
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I am still mostly angry at you lmao

golden ivy
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120 million+ american adults die from cookie choking per year

tame sparrow
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AND it was only for 2 minutes AND lava unmuted you because he felt pity for you

fading nymph
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He did?

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I waited two minutes for nothing

tame sparrow
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Yeah you were only muted for like ten seconds lmao

golden ivy
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lava used to use me as a test dummy for the jr mod mute

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not fun

fading nymph
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Did funny get his powers back yet?

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Or just partial?

supple kraken
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his superpowers havent come back

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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lol

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yes

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test on me

fading nymph
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Oh. Oh. Mute bray for ten seconds and then mute me for 10 minutes for bribing a mod.

tame sparrow
fading nymph
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Lmao

golden ivy
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hmm

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fake

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we should unmute nut and ban him from saying "Ok"

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and remute if he says it

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and place bets on how long he lasts

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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i have surprisingly never played doom

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what

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yeah

tame sparrow
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I have a google drive with the WAD files if you want to install a port

golden ivy
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I played doom on my X4 9550 machine

fading nymph
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Omg John Romero has such a baby face

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And American Mcgee is awesome.

golden ivy
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yes vad

fading nymph
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I still have the floppy disks of doom and doom 2

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And by disks I mean it. Doom 2 came on multiple disks

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You got the chex quest wads vad?

tame sparrow
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Yeah I have them on my machine but haven't added them to the drive

fading nymph
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Ah. I like the finally released 3

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I ended up buying a whole bunch of titanium sporks because of those games.

golden ivy
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Aw I need a floppy drive because I have some files from my late uncle on floppy

tame sparrow
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Actually
I only have the WAD for ChexQuest 3. Looks like I need to download the others

fading nymph
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You can get pretty cheap externals meat

golden ivy
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my PC has a floppy slot

tame sparrow
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I have an external floppy I got from a rummage sale for 10 cents

golden ivy
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funny

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i dont have these because like i dont require them at all

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I have a floppy bay and like 3 spare optical drive bays

fading nymph
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All the doom games are canon. Can't wait to see what references are in Doom Eternal.

golden ivy
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i uh might buy doom eternal

tame sparrow
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Uuuugh I cannot wait for DOOM Eternallllll

golden ivy
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All I need is a floppy drive and 3 optical drives and I've filled all the slots

fading nymph
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You got it for free vad.

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Optical drives.

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I don't remember what those are. @ยฐ@

tame sparrow
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I know I got it for free, I still have to wait for it to be playable

golden ivy
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Well what else are you gonna use an optical drive bay for?

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legit like seriously

fading nymph
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A burrito launcher?

golden ivy
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LMAO

fading nymph
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No but seriously I have to look up what a optical drive is.

tame sparrow
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CD/DVD/Blueray

golden ivy
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i dont have one of those either

fading nymph
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Oh. duh. Full name.

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Imma dumbass not seeing the full name

golden ivy
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imagine 12.8 kb/s

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i need like better

tame sparrow
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Kind of neat that for like $50 you can get a drive that supports every optical format known to man (except LaserDisk)

fading nymph
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Had dial up until 2005...

golden ivy
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lol

fading nymph
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Yes.

golden ivy
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a drawer for your pc

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I have 3 empty slots (one already has an optical drive in it)

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i would keep lil usbs in there

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i have soooo many

tame sparrow
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I know that picture s bullshit because I've met 4 or 5 people that had a tray there and EVERY one of them kept weed in it

fading nymph
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I remember coca cola at one point had a holiday gift that sung a song then gave you a free cup holder.

golden ivy
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oh yeah

fading nymph
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It just opened the cd drive

golden ivy
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i forgot about the existence of drugs

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yeah

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ok so what do i do with a .wad

tame sparrow
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You need to download a DOOM port to install them in

golden ivy
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ok ok

tame sparrow
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Like ZDOOM, Chocolate DOOM, etc

fading nymph
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Get a wad player and use it in it

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There's millions of trillions of then

golden ivy
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ok im installing zdoom

fading nymph
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Still watching that video

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Night all. catbob

golden ivy
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ok goodnight

tame sparrow
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Gnight Snow

golden ivy
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ok

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so i got zdoom, and the wads

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Gn snow

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oh that worked

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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ok so i am playing doom

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this is cool

tame sparrow
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DOOM GOOD

golden ivy
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Vad I'm thinking of buying the stuff for my PC very soon, is it worth getting the 2600 instead of 3600

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Like I'm running it off B450 anyway

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Or should I wait for the 4th gen to come out because price drops?

tame sparrow
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If you're thinking of buying the stuff soon then you're not waiting for the next gen lol

golden ivy
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Yeah should I get it now or wait

tame sparrow
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If you're waiting for the next gen then wait and see what the price does

golden ivy
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Ok I'll wait

tame sparrow
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But if you want to game NOW then buy now

golden ivy
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my laptop isn't gonna die soon I hope

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I can game on this thing- sorta (not)

tame sparrow
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Also the 3600 is better than the 2600

golden ivy
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Actually in Australia the 2600 is only $10 cheaper, used to be $70 but someone marked it up lol

tame sparrow
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I would say to get the 3600 even if the 2600 was $100 cheaper honestly, 300MHz is a lot of performance

golden ivy
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that was fun

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also banging sound track

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Yeah I'll wait

tame sparrow
golden ivy
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thanks for opinion vad

tame sparrow
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Aye. I mean, my opinion is Don't Wait but maybe the price will go down, IDK. I've definitely seen it stay the same more than once tho

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Also meat you listen to that too lol

golden ivy
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ok so i died

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No chance vad

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I don't mind tech recommendations but like definitely not sound tracks

tame sparrow
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listen to the fucking video peasant

golden ivy
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yes sir

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uhm

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ok

tame sparrow
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They made the printer do a music

golden ivy
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Yeah uh I dunno what to say

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this game is too scary

tame sparrow
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Bray watch the video

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the printer
it do a music

golden ivy
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i have

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ok third level

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done

tame sparrow
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Ballin

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What difficulty are you on?

golden ivy
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"Hey, not too rough"

pseudo sphinx
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Holy crap, just reached dungeon

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That was hard

golden ivy
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gg

pseudo sphinx
golden ivy
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we are proud

viral coral
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lol thought you were talkin chicken odyssey

pseudo sphinx
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I know u did

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U got scared a lil

viral coral
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yeah

golden ivy
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oh i need to submit my 7,658

viral coral
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lmao

golden ivy
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lol dont want to miss deadline

viral coral
pseudo sphinx
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I've got enough addictions to not start a new challenge in my life

golden ivy
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oh you think im kidding lmao

viral coral
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๐Ÿค”

golden ivy
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actually im going to submit it a minute before the deadline

viral coral
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no 6's but a 7

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sureeeeeeeeee

golden ivy
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and own these forkers

pseudo sphinx
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And enough photoshop skills to cheat my way into winning

golden ivy
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samezies

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but mine isnt shopped

viral coral
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ok buddy you do you

pseudo sphinx
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I do you

golden ivy
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anyone here play tabs before

pseudo sphinx
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๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜

viral coral
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ummmmmm

golden ivy
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totally accurate battle simulator

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i just got it

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seems fun

viral coral
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๐Ÿ˜œ

pseudo sphinx
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Wink wink

golden ivy
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wank wonk

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dad

viral coral
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๐Ÿ’ฆ

golden ivy
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are you proud of me I got DOOM

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and DOOM2

pseudo sphinx
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Where is @everybody.

golden ivy
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@everybody

pseudo sphinx
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To spam some more wonk wunk letters

golden ivy
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dad

pseudo sphinx
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Damn, he gut upset and left?

golden ivy
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are you proud of me

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dad

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dad

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dad

pseudo sphinx
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Didnt mean to hurt his feelings

golden ivy
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dad

pseudo sphinx
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Do i hear something?

golden ivy
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dad

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yes dad

pseudo sphinx
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Felt like some pixels whispering

golden ivy
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dont do this again dad

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this is why mom left

pseudo sphinx
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No, mom left coz she never wanted you

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There

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I said it

golden ivy
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ok boomer

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atleast she sends me letters

pseudo sphinx
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I thought i can pull out in time

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Mistakes happen

golden ivy
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right when i finish a download my anti virus flares up

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fuck me

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in the ass

tardy crescent
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ok y'all boomers

pseudo sphinx
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Uuhg

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That's coz u didnt use a virus condom

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Hope my language is not too erotic for 6yr olds here

tardy crescent
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lel

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we don't care if there are 5yr olds here

pseudo sphinx
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Crap, vad is here

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Ruuuuun

tardy crescent
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xd

golden ivy
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vad is good

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he is my second dad

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he is why mom left

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he is a better lover than you

tardy crescent
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lel wat

pseudo sphinx
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He is just the mail man

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Stop dreaming

golden ivy
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the only mail he delivered was sperm

tardy crescent
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don't be bob the unbuilder hahaha

golden ivy
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inside mom

pseudo sphinx
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Btw, son, I fucked your mom

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๐Ÿ˜‰

tardy crescent
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Btw, you gained 200 points of social shame

tame sparrow
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Brayden, that's The Ultimate DOOM, DOOM 2, Master levels for DOOM 2, and The Final DOOM in that folder

pseudo sphinx
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Mods be like: this is normal

golden ivy
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yes

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nice

tardy crescent
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we don't go around filtering our language for it to be """""adequated""""" for 6 year olds

pseudo sphinx
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I'm more embaressed to be so old, and talk to children like this

tardy crescent
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also we are not 6 year olds lol

pseudo sphinx
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Yet!

golden ivy
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ok so the igg game had a goddamned virus

tame sparrow
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Yeah I'm 9 you dumb bitch

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I FUCKIN TOLD YOU NOT TO DOWNLOAD SHIT FROM THERE

pseudo sphinx
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If I pull out my bionicle collection u just cum in your lil pants

tardy crescent
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I'm more embaressed to be so old, and talk to children like this
if you're so embarassed already don't even try to imagine in 2040

golden ivy
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i feel im the only acceptable age to be on this server

pseudo sphinx
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Lel good one

tardy crescent
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lel

golden ivy
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all of you boomers are too old

pseudo sphinx
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Me living in 2040

tardy crescent
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shut up bray

tame sparrow
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I'm a goddam millennial

tardy crescent
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haha

golden ivy
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lmao

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funni maymay

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sure u are

tardy crescent
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!kil @golden ivy

golden ivy
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1967 is boomer territory

pseudo sphinx
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The only thing living in 2040 is my toumor

tardy crescent
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if you feel already so embarassed by kids using these words, you don't know me

pseudo sphinx
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Stop picking on my mother's birth year

tardy crescent
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:^)

golden ivy
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i just solved like 10 captchas

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fuck

tardy crescent
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fuck

pseudo sphinx
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Its hard to write, since you just learning the alphabet

golden ivy
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i trust this site so little

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and yet

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i neeeeeeeeeeeeed it

pseudo sphinx
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Barely past the triangle, square and circle test

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Dude

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Stop

golden ivy
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oh ok

pseudo sphinx
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Just..stop

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Try igg games

golden ivy
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i did

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malware

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on the file

pseudo sphinx
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Pff

golden ivy
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eeek

pseudo sphinx
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Anything is a malware today

tardy crescent
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I defend the use of potentially strong words as long as they aren't used to offend anyone so imagine in 2030 xd

pseudo sphinx
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Especially EA games

tardy crescent
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yee

golden ivy
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so now im getting the same game but like 3 versions down

tardy crescent
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EA games are just a cashier nowadays

pseudo sphinx
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Btw anyone played Crysis?

tardy crescent
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meh

pseudo sphinx
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You suck

golden ivy
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im doing it for a friend

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so thats why i dont care about version

pseudo sphinx
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U said u are czech?

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I don't remember

golden ivy
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no im russain

pseudo sphinx
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Or the other guy was

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Pff lel

tardy crescent
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probably kvetko

golden ivy
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im kidding

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kvet is czech

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i am canadian

pseudo sphinx
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Vpn, torrents?

tardy crescent
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vpn hahaha

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why use vpn when you can go IP-less

golden ivy
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i dont have a vpn rn

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so im not torrenting

pseudo sphinx
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Tough shiet

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I'll download for you

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And upload it

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On my gdrive

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In an archive notavirus.rar

tardy crescent
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puts virus on the way

pseudo sphinx
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What can I possibly see on you computer

golden ivy
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ok chriss

tardy crescent
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why not call the file coronavirus.rar hahaha

golden ivy
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do it

pseudo sphinx
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Unless u have some nice dick picks

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Then its worth

golden ivy
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give me totally accurate battle simulator

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for 5$

pseudo sphinx
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Corona virus is a hoax

golden ivy
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same

pseudo sphinx
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They died of food poisoning

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They eat rats and whatnot

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Freshly baked straight outta sewers...mmm

tardy crescent
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and bats xd

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it would not be food poisoning if it's contagious tho?

pseudo sphinx
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Wtf

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Internet providers wanna screw me over

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Charged me more than it should

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Brb

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And they do it in the middle of the night

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To not notice

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Musdafuggers

tardy crescent
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sue them and force them to pay you a $100M debt :^)

pseudo sphinx
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Now their "support" service doesn't work lmao

tardy crescent
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lmao

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then you can sue them and get $100M in the process

pseudo sphinx
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And they blame me for it

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"please check you connection"

tardy crescent
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-_-

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internet providers only want money nowadays, they don't even care of supplying the connectivity they promiss

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honestly internet should be free nowadays

pseudo sphinx
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And I come from europe..I know what internet quality is...in the US fucking sucks

tame sparrow
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I worked at an ISP for a while, 99% of the time the issue we were called out for was the user's fault and could have been solved by them following the instructions given over the phone when they called in.

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But yeah, we did charge way too much for the meager connection we offered

tardy crescent
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the US isn't anymore a first world tech advanced country lol

pseudo sphinx
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Usually its 45$ for 200mbps, but they tried to pull a sneaky on me and charge 60

tardy crescent
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200shits maybe

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they should be doing 50gbps already

tame sparrow
tardy crescent
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wat

pseudo sphinx
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They have, but too much for that price

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And I don torrent as much

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Like I did in my country

tardy crescent
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those bitches

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you're better off just getting those random routers which got no ISP lol

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honestly speaking internet should be a basic social service already

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we are in 2020 -_-

pseudo sphinx
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We are currently experiencing higher than usual wait times. The current wait time to connect you to an agent is more than 15 minutes. While you're waiting, you may find your answer by visiting our support site at spectrum.net/support/"

tardy crescent
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oh god

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must be a DoS attack, ha they deserve it

pseudo sphinx
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Didnt mean to spam

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Its not

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Its bullcrap

golden ivy
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I just found someone with the same pfp as jodoc

tardy crescent
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in the deep reality I know lol

golden ivy
pseudo sphinx
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Actually u might be right

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Their whole site is doen

golden ivy
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Or atleast when jodoc was a peng

pseudo sphinx
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Down

tardy crescent
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if it's a DoS they deserve it

pseudo sphinx
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They heard u talking about the 100million

tardy crescent
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hahaha hahaha hahaha wat

pseudo sphinx
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Seems like someone else was charged more than it should lel

tardy crescent
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ISP: hehe 5mbit/s for 40โ‚ฌ
reality: 512kbps for 60โ‚ฌ

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seriously

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who in the fuck has lower than 50mbps today

pseudo sphinx
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Me hahaha

tardy crescent
pseudo sphinx
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In my country gigabit connection is like a default

tardy crescent
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here in spain you gotta not pout for 512k connectivity

pseudo sphinx
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And for less money

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I payed 12 dollars for gigabit net, phone, and 2 tvs

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๐Ÿ‘Œ hahaha

tardy crescent
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oh god

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around 75 US dollars for a home and 512kbps, what about that

pseudo sphinx
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Noice

tardy crescent
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a complete theft of money

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and no, gigabit is an unheard of word here

golden ivy
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Idk my speeds

pseudo sphinx
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And no I am not a satanist

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It's just always free when I try to make new accounts

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23TB upload

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I can give the account to my kids and grandchildren

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Ratio still won't go down

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This is the only thing I am proud of in this life lmao

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My legacy

tardy crescent
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23TB hahaha

pseudo sphinx
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I can give invites if someone from europe wants

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Pretty huge community..but mostly Romanian

tardy crescent
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well

pseudo sphinx
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But anywhere in europe you should have a good speed

tardy crescent
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not in spain haha

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forget gbit/s here

pseudo sphinx
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Yea, depends on your internet

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Are u oroginally from Spain?

tardy crescent
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I mean the country in general

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ye

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queso :^)

pseudo sphinx
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Je ne sais pas qu'est que tu me dit

tardy crescent
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xd

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french

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I don't know any french xd

pseudo sphinx
#

Shame

tardy crescent
#

no U

pseudo sphinx
#

Then you don't know how to french kiss

#

U got me NOOOO

tardy crescent
#

anyway have to leave

#

:^)

pseudo sphinx
#

Enjoy your 6 am or whatever hour it is

#

7

tardy crescent
#

almost 8 am actually

#

bye xd

pseudo sphinx
#

Cya

golden ivy
#

imma head out

#

bye

frail cedar
#

Epstein didn't kill himself

tame sparrow
#

Duh

bold quest
#

Vad so Kawaii

tame sparrow
#

U fukken know it bb

golden ivy
#

Gold night

#

I am sleep

#

Bubye

tame sparrow
#

Gold night to you too

bold quest
#

Yellow

#

Yes

#

Why would I lie to you?

#

Your pp?

#

Probably

woven apex
#

Funny whyare you demoted?

fleet ivy
#

It's okay to feel blue lucky

#

Yo

warm sphinx
#

Funny did u get demoted

fleet ivy
#

I played it like 4 times, got 2k though lol

warm sphinx
#

I swear to god u were a mod

fleet ivy
#

He's always been jr mod

#

It's okay little guy

#

:p

tame sparrow
#

Don't worry Funny. I'll still take care of you when I become purple

fleet ivy
#

I did hear vad is replacing funny

tame sparrow
#

:O

fleet ivy
#

But only if he mutes heiz

bold quest
#

And then someone will replace funny

tame sparrow
#

!tempmute @bold quest 10s Dudes told me to

raw folioBOT
#
Heiz Eul C'ch#2720 has been muted for 10 seconds

Reason: Dudes told me to

[unmute]

fleet ivy
#

I don't think that description is correct

warm sphinx
#

@tame sparrow you were never a protein empire

#

You were something else

bold quest
#

Guess what lava will think when the jr mods play around with the mute command

warm sphinx
#

Sad

tame sparrow
#

Lava does not give a single fuck about me muting you for ten seconds lol

bold quest
#

Sad

#

It's unlike lava finding out about funny muting a bot

tame sparrow
#

And if he did, he can go and look at all my other mutes in the history and see that all the real ones for any significant length of time were completely justified and done in the service of maintaining the discord

bold quest
#

Yes

#

I can see vad replacing funny

tame sparrow
#

@warm sphinx What

warm sphinx
#

I wonder if that nut guy is still mute

bold quest
#

Petition to extend mute

warm sphinx
#

@tame sparrow wtf is your profile it was never like that

#

change it back lamo

bold quest
#

Ahegao pfp

formal oyster
#

I thought at least this game will be without bugs but no hahaha hahaha hahaha

tame sparrow
#

You don't like my new kawaii eyes?

warm sphinx
#

May

tame sparrow
#

I drawed them myself

warm sphinx
#

artist right here

bold quest
#

Yes, ahegao eyes

tame sparrow
warm sphinx
#

Plus a fashionista with the amazing choice of clothes and armor~

tame sparrow
#

That's better

outer spear
#

On the last ice cream

#

Still havenโ€™t been able to catch a boot in 60 seconds

tame sparrow
#

I'm stuck on the yellow gulper myself :/

#

Its literally just RNG bullshit

outer spear
#

I was able to do all the contracts

#

The god damn

#

Boot

tame sparrow
#

Use #bot-commands for that

vocal talon
#

Well dang, giess that bomb at 5k for the contest really caused me to lose out. Ggs all round tho

tame sparrow
#

The second place score is also higher than Rising's lol

frank moth
#

so the event is over huh

vocal talon
#

wait I got 5099 I didn't realise I was still in the runnings lol

#

by top score do you mean the zoomed in one?

#

if so it looks legit

#

dungeon bar is bright green

#

ye I see what you mean

#

no idea, I couldn't see

#

but that is suspic

#

when I did my cheat run, the chains on the ceiling killed me

#

I can do a quick cheat run see if lag doesn't kill me

frank moth
#

welp its 14:44

#

3 more minutes and the event is over

vocal talon
#

welp, died straight away again in dungeon

#

it's actually nuts

#

and the progress bar doesn't appear right away annoyingly

#

and the nothing hat doesn't have an icon above the progress bar

#

we'd need lava to check

#

chains look random too, so there might well be a point where there are none on screen

#

better run this time, 5400, doesn't look like the progress bar fills

#

for all intents and purpose, the run is valid

warm sphinx
#

!oceanman

raw folioBOT
#

Take me by the hand, lead me to the land!

warm sphinx
#

We want land

vocal talon
#

rip 2007xman

soft thunder
#

good morning guys ๐Ÿ™‚

dusty spear
#

Rip...

#

Man i like those cards so muchhh

vocal talon
#

you might not have read the rules

#

but you can probably say you're a top 5 chicken odyssey gamer in the world rn ๐Ÿ˜›

soft thunder
#

oh xmen ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

dusty spear
#

I tried so hard just for the cards not even care about the gems...

#

Yeah i read the rules

#

Then stuff happened

#

That's why i have to screenshot the stat screen

#

I don't even know that screen exist

dapper sleet
dusty spear
#

Yeah ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

formal oyster
#

Bruh

#

Randomness in this game is killing me

#

Every fucking time

dapper sleet
#

i just did that ๐Ÿ˜‚ man!

#

i been to the cave like over 10 times hiting 4500+

#

one time a dang bomb went into the gap and warped in the middle of the next platform๐Ÿ˜‚

dusty spear
#

Did you know

dapper sleet
#

also gz on those chains later in 6

dusty spear
#

You can actually double jump?

dapper sleet
#

what off bombs?

vocal talon
#

yes of course

#

but did you know you can infniite jump?

dapper sleet
#

i know you jump higher if you pound on them too

vocal talon
#

the slam actually appears to set your grounded state to true, allowing you to jump, so if you jump before lading, you just fly up

dapper sleet
#

ok what did i miss?

#

the the lol

vocal talon
#

if you can mash at 60 Hz, you will just stick near the ceiling

dapper sleet
#

lol

#

what have you guys been doing it?

vocal talon
#

no I'm making an ai, through the power of autohotkey

dapper sleet
#

ah lol

vocal talon
#

naturally the first thing you test is spamming jump

#

although, the day/night cycle is actually a huge pain, cuz I can't just get the pixel colour reliably

dapper sleet
#

lol

#

i was thinking you could but ya that would stop it

vocal talon
#

also for some reason the sun in the desert is a circle, while the others are squares

dapper sleet
#

man getting to the w6 was hell lol

vocal talon
#

ye lol

#

I only got there cuz of super hexagon reactions on my first run through on pc

dapper sleet
#

lol

#

ya time my throws very well. i was on one run killing every wolf till about 4700 and that dang bomb glich got me

vocal talon
#

nothing?

dapper sleet
#

??

tame sparrow
#

Its still there

vocal talon
#

discord being glitchy?

dapper sleet
#

its here on my end

dusty spear
#

Oh hey you are right RisingStar

#

You can actually fly your way up to Dungeon and die to the chains

vocal talon
#

ye

dapper sleet
#

lol

vocal talon
#

is a shame cuz it means anyone on pc could have done that to get to dungeon

dapper sleet
#

i did not know they hurt

tame sparrow
#

Do you mean the shitpost is missing Funny? I removed that before you said the channel was locked

dusty spear
#

Yeah i mean then everybody could just outright flying to dungeon and land try for the highscore

#

I just know the double jump on the bomb thing

vocal talon
#

ye that's why I didn't tell anyone till now ๐Ÿ˜›

#

much less chance of that happening

dapper sleet
#

i pone time hit one and then another with out doing a thing

#

that was fun lol

#

im sad though that i did not make the time

#

so close

dusty spear
#

but you can probably say you're a top 5 chicken odyssey gamer in the world rn ๐Ÿ˜›
@dapper sleet

dapper sleet
#

2 mins....

#

2 dang mins i was off

tame sparrow
#

Oh man look on the bright side, though!

vocal talon
#

and I might get run out by a stats screen

dapper sleet
#

i was working on this for about 3 hours

vocal talon
#

fun fact: the stats screen counts 1 higher distance than the tombstone screen

dapper sleet
#

hu

tame sparrow
#

Just gotta look on the bright side!

vocal talon
#

I mean, it's possible lava changes the rules on us again and gives everyone who got over 5k a prize of some sort

dapper sleet
#

i really wanted last 1000 so jump start me

#

ya

#

its fine... sigh

dusty spear
#

Yeah stat screen is 1 score higher can confirm that

dapper sleet
#

well time to check see what i got done in idle skill

dusty spear
#

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

dapper sleet
#

lol

#

?

dusty spear
#

worrying intensify

bold quest
#

You fell down to Jr. Mod!

#

If I were you I'd be worried

tame sparrow
#

He fell UP sir

dapper sleet
#

lol

dusty spear
#

Oh yeah is there a way to delete comment that goes with uploaded pics in Discord?

bold quest
#

Yes

vocal talon
#

ohohoho

#

wold you look at that

bold quest
#

Nani?

vocal talon
#

funny can you compare meteor and szabam's tombstone pics?

dusty spear
#

When i tried i edit it clear all the text then press enter it just delete everything for me

bold quest
#

You can edit it out easily

dapper sleet
#

talk ablit some wha tof a recover LOL

vocal talon
#

not saying szabam is cheating, but that chain + double blue balloon + same quests all completed + no hat is a bit sus

bold quest
#

Oh nvm it doesn't let me

#

Just put a dot or something

dusty spear
#

I hate discord..

#

Wow detective RisingStar

bold quest
#

Discord also hates u

vocal talon
#

also lmao the background's identical from what I can see

bold quest
#

Ew light mode

#

Seeing the light means you're near death

#

Lemme complete that revelation by choking you

vocal talon
#

you'll never believe it

#

it looks like the current top scorer, quantum nerd, may have copied my screenshot

#

all other dungeon scores so far are legit tho

#

I'll dm you funny

#

hey lava's on

#

cool

#

it's just, while it seems unlikely that stuff ywould happen, there's a very very slim hance since the game is not the most complicated

#

also the ai is dead

dusty spear
#

Lol

vocal talon
#

I've made 3 seperate ways that all flawless the grasslands, but the trees in the jungle's background killed all of them

dusty spear
#

Yeah the trees went all the way to the bottom of the screen

vocal talon
#

would be nice if lava could give me a simplified version, just no background, or black/white

#

even just no day/night cycle would fix it

kind rover
#

I can confirm there are cheaters...

#

Sza copied mine
Quantum copied Rising's

dusty spear
#

Well then just told them to screen shot the stat screen to recheck maybe

kind rover
#

And submissions must be tombstones since it's easy to get a high score via auto clicker cheating but the cost is having a near 0 coin count

#

And potential copying

#

Or photoshopping etc

dusty spear
#

Good point

dapper sleet
#

oh ya that would show up with coins

kind rover
#

Yep

#

Surprised no one pulled that on us tbh

#

Like a blatant low coin count but new score and original background

tame sparrow
#

@broken topaz wtf dude

kind rover
#

And @viral coral

tame sparrow
#

For reference, I overlaid Sza's post over Meteor's with the edges lined up, then reduced the opacity by 50%. You can easily tell they are completely identical except for a couple numbers.

#

And the quests are even identical too, of course

dusty spear
#

If this cheating is actually happening or Lava has expected this to happened then my stat screen screenshot is not going to help me have them cards then ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

kind rover
#

We've also had someone do a second submission but they were 9 minutes late :/

dusty spear
#

Is there anyway to know if the "cheating" scores is actually legit or not

vocal talon
#

to be fair meteor you were talking about low coin scores? krzychuo has a low score for 5.2k (60) but I don't think there's a reasonable way to say that's proof of cheating

#

could just have been unlucky

lavish umbra
#

Donโ€™t you have like infinite gems meteor? Did you run for the pride

vocal talon
#

the cards are the awesome bit, not the gems

kind rover
#

It's possible he was unlucky with coins, or just jumped when he needed to. But at 66 he had to have at least ran the arctic zone and onwards

dusty spear
#

Yes they are ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

vocal talon
#

or ran first 2 worlds then flew

lavish umbra
#

True

kind rover
#

I'm leaning towards legit for krzy, I think he's good.

vocal talon
#

ye same

#

just throwing out the possibility

#

the absence of a functioning progress bar is a pain lol

kind rover
#

Boat, I ran for the cards :p
I wanna find out if I can donate my 6k winning gems

vocal talon
#

ye I was gonna sugest that

kind rover
#

If I can, it would be split between the other 4, so they'd get 1500 more each

vocal talon
#

that's really nice

kind rover
#

But yeah that's because I pretty much have 44m gems in pachi waiting for me

dapper sleet
#

.... em i seeing the scores right.... dang it

kind rover
#

Also I took a few pics of my first dungeon run just in case, with wolves moving around

lavish umbra
#

๐Ÿ‘ good show

tame sparrow
#

Meteor: Wins
Everyone else: theme from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly plays

kind rover
#

Possible, you were late 9 minute I'm sorry :(

dapper sleet
#

ya..

#

sicks

#

sucks

dusty spear
#

I feel you Possible..

kind rover
#

I honestly feel a bit bad for getting first and calling out 2 cheaters, because it does seem like I'm an evil mod abuser for it >_>

vocal talon
#

well I called them out

#

it's really fun detective work ngl

tame sparrow
#

I mean, I called out one of them with my STUNNING photographic work

kind rover
#

Funny actually pointed out Sza's score to me

dapper sleet
#

ya your not the one that stated it

kind rover
#

At first I thought it was real

tame sparrow
#

Yeah I know I was there

vocal talon
#

whom I pointed both out to ๐Ÿ˜›

tame sparrow
#

But I glued the newspaper clippings together

kind rover
#

But it looks like some of the photoshopping was actually copying numbers from other submissions

vocal talon
#

ye that's what I noticed first

#

5316 was a very odd score to appear twice

kind rover
#

Easy to line stuff up that way

vocal talon
#

one of them also only changed the middle numbers

kind rover
#

Funny thing is my 2nd run in the dungeon was 2 points behind my first score. That was freaky.

long glen
#

Should've been one score ahead. Climbing to the top, one inch at a time.

kind rover
#

Also the fake scores were cropped like hell

#

I think only your bluestacks one was skinny but still legit, Rising

tame sparrow
#

When do I get to eat the cheaters?

vocal talon
#

ye I didn't want it to take up too much space, but forgot discord autoscales lol

dusty spear
#

Yeah but then again can we tell them to take the screenshot of the stat screen then send them immediately be able to check if they were legit or not?

dapper sleet
#

i tried blue by the way. score there was back on here though... studdery

kind rover
#

They could not respond for a while as they photoshop

vocal talon
#

they could be lurking and already have a photo ready too

tame sparrow
#

I must consume the flesh

kind rover
#

You'd have to mention them and ask for a Pic within 1 minute

#

Like if they respond with a hello or something

#

Even then they may have shopped the scores page ahead of time

vocal talon
#

I imagine it's more that they ran the game for a few hours, but couldn't get a legit score. felt like they deserved a win and cheated meaybe

kind rover
#

Deserved nah, they knew what they were doing. The cards are sick

vocal talon
#

tho, since they didn't change the backgrounds in any way, photoshop out bombs, etc, I doubt they thought that far ahead

dapper sleet
#

ya this would be good if we could record run after end

kind rover
#

Would be hard too with the background being a specific wrap

dapper sleet
#

then we would see if they really did it

vocal talon
#

lol that's exactly why it wouldn't be too hard

dusty spear
#

How about take an another phone and take a video of the game opening the stat screen?

kind rover
#

My first run

#

First Pic was my submission

vocal talon
#

alo ye game still progresses while it's on the end screen

dusty spear
#

It will be hard to editing a video with a running game though

kind rover
#

That might work, also possible they could edit their high score value

#

I won't explain what they could use to do it, but I have an idea

#

It assumes they can beat their previous score a few times, at which point they might as well try for a legit run

vocal talon
#

looking at it, it would be really easy to cheat completely legitimately lol

#

jump fly to dungeon, change score/coins, win

golden ivy
#

is meteor6666 meteor? ๐Ÿค”

vocal talon
#

if you didn't know about flying, you could still take your own quests, own coins, choose a sensible non-copied amount of distance and coins, then you'd just need to crop out a couple bombs/enemies, wrap he background and shift it, overlay some torches, win

dusty spear
#

jump fly to dungeon, change score/coins, win
This is also what i thought

lavish umbra
#

A video of the whole run would be best yeah

tame sparrow
#

I found myself a meteor too

dusty spear
#

Not really saying you are not legit or anything Rising

tame sparrow
#

Idk I just searched meteor6666 on steam and you were the only one

#

your game inventory is set to private tho so it was a fruitless endeavor

dusty spear
#

Because i atually thought the 4th and 5th winner is trying to fly through the dungeon

#

Cause how can you actually die in the beginning of the dungeon so fast

tame sparrow
#

I sent you a friend request also, if you don't want to accept it I understand... and will cry

dusty spear
#

But then i saw your coins and score then i thought that was legit

tame sparrow
#

but only for 5 hours or so

vocal talon
#

enemies can spawn while you're in the portal

#

and cuz they attack so fast, there might already be a bomb on the floor

#

if you slam after the portal, you might just die lol

long glen
#

Good Game Designโ„ข๏ธ.

dusty spear
#

Lol

tame sparrow
#

Ngl I kind of want to tag the cheater that's online until he shows up to pretend he's innocent

vernal flame
#

Lul

kind rover
#

I'll let lava do it tbh, I'm sure he has something funny for them

#

Or at least wait for him to comment on it

vernal flame
#

Hmm

dusty spear
#

Yeah i also want to find a way to confirm if they cheated or not

tame sparrow
#

Well I for one am 100% sure sza did

dusty spear
#

Cause it will be really sad if their hard work score are rejected

long glen
#

We have a way to confirm.

tame sparrow
vernal flame
#

BRUH

kind rover
#

Oh yeah, and my strategy was tossing meat at the center of the screen where the wolves mostly spawn. Had a rhythm going for it. I focused on the jumps.

vernal flame
#

True

#

I did that

dusty spear
#

^^^

vernal flame
#

Got to about 2k

#

Because I slammed into the hole

#

Smh

tame sparrow
#

Ohhh my god
Some of the people on the hentai focused subreddits can't think up a title to save their life

long glen
#

Lol, same. Took less than an hour to figure out that strat, had a couple runs where I saw like three or four wolves in the entire first two levels because they died offscreen.

vernal flame
#

True

kind rover
#

Then dungeon came and it was like "welp, I hope I can jump even harder"

vernal flame
#

WHAT @tame sparrow elaborate

dusty spear
#

The drumsticks can kill multiple wolves also if they are packed together

kind rover
#

Yup

tame sparrow
vernal flame
#

LOL

kind rover
#

Anyway I'm gonna try to rest for like 20m and head off to work. Might pop in during a break.

tame sparrow
#

Have a good rest meteor

dusty spear
#

I also thought that what if i call a friend for help so that one can focus on jumping and the other focus on killing

tame sparrow
#

congrats funny

vernal flame
#

Funny got Lucky

#

What can I say

tame sparrow
#

Did lava get on and fix you or was it one of the other guys?

#

hawt

vernal flame
#

Guess someone beat me with a 0 Rebirth to complete the base Rebirth upgrades

#

LOL

#

Unless

dusty spear
#

Hey i also did that!

vernal flame
#

AAAA

#

I completed it in 2 Rebirths lul

#

But at least I can always flex this

dusty spear
#

๐Ÿ˜ท

neon edge
#

morning yall

dusty spear
#

Alright imma off to sleep

tame sparrow
#

@dusty spear dont go yet

vernal flame
#

Guess my arm is gone

dusty spear
#

Stay up all night to get that high score for the awsome cards but then my stupidity kicks in

#

Yeah @tame sparrow ?

tame sparrow
#

Just wait a little bit

vocal talon
#

ayo he's here

dusty spear
#

Who's where?

tame sparrow
#

ok nvmd you can go

vocal talon
#

lava

vernal flame
tame sparrow
#

sleep good

dusty spear
#

Thanks!

#

Have a good day

vernal flame
#

Eyyy...I get this much percentage boost for Enigmatic

#

If I did my math right

vocal talon
#

can you not use max craft?

high dust
#

G'day peeps

vocal talon
#

G'day

vernal flame
#

I don't wanna use Max Craft

#

It upgrades for a low amount

high dust
#

You need those traces?

vocal talon
#

well then you have no sympathy

#

from me

vernal flame
#

LUL

high dust
#

Meanie

vernal flame
#

I don't really need the traces

#

I just need more kills

#

So I can get to Incarnate

#

And get more kills

high dust
#

Then why not use max craft?

vernal flame
#

Because I need that x4 boost

high dust
#

Numbers mason, what do they mean

tame sparrow
#

@dusty spear come back lmfao

kind rover
#

@dusty spear congrats man!

vernal flame
#

The one on top is the one from manual pressing and bottom is max craft @high dust

vocal talon
#

just get more ore lul

vernal flame
#

I'm still getting it slowly

high dust
#

AC and you are good

vernal flame
#

Like 800qq took about 5 hrs

#

LUL

vocal talon
#

ayy you got in 2007x

tame sparrow
#

He already went to bed cuz I told him to go lmfao

vernal flame
#

Apparently my phone ||wants me to die and|| is incompatible with Auto Clickers

high dust
#

Ah

#

I should get Skilling to phone

near wharf
#

i think John Google needs to start making an Idle Skilling specially designed phone

#

the Idle Skilling pro v7 deluxe Model phone

tame sparrow
#

John Google is the lesser-known younger brother of John Wick. He went to college instead of becoming an assassin

dapper sleet
#

ty... still feel defeated lol.

#

my luck

#

ty guys

next warren
#

ok but like

#

im not 1000% sure i have enough cards for all these winners

#

lemme see

dapper sleet
#

that was great fun really though

next warren
#

each deck has 28 cards

sudden matrix
#

thanks for the contest was a lot of fun โค๏ธ

next warren
#

i have 15 decks

#

28*15 / 5?

tame sparrow
#

BLAZE IT

next warren
#

yea i think i have enough

tame sparrow
#

Do you have less than 84 winrars

vocal talon
#

84 sets of 5

#

also you forgot to change it to 7 winners in #free-gem-contest๐Ÿ’Ž

dapper sleet
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ty for making a event out of it. never would have pished so hard. tyi i think 2 4 years ago i played this game... know i have no doubt i did. was short though cuz back then i was a plab at it and did not feel up for just hats

next warren
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yea it was released like

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3 years ago

tame sparrow
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I'd also like to take this moment to lament the fact that I have never won a contest with a randomly selected winner.
My IRL RNG is improbably low.

next warren
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so right in ur 2-4 year timeframe

dapper sleet
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ya i think i picked it up cuz it poped up back then

next warren
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ill be the first person in HISTORY

vocal talon
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hey lava what happens if you beat dungeon?

next warren
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history of the entire human kind

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past present and future

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to say that they have a "big announcement"

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and it NOT turn out to be some shitty merch line or something

sudden matrix
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coming

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soontm

dapper sleet
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hm?

tawdry seal
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IS card mercy

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Merch

kind rover
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Was dungeon intended to ever be beaten cuz it's brutal hahaha

next warren
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no it wasnt made it stencyl lol

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it says right at the start made in unity

kind rover
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Unity

vocal talon
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we want to break it apart lol

golden ivy
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why did you regress to stencyl?

next warren
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break it apart???

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like its a tech giant?

kind rover
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Lol

next warren
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senator, my game is not a monopoly

dapper sleet
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ill keep the game around on my phone and see if some day i can beat 6

next warren
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senator... we sell ads

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no senator

golden ivy
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why would you go from a real game engine like unity to the make believe fantasy that stencyl makes?

next warren
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thats a good question senator

tawdry seal
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Is afterlife part of the next update or a future one

next warren
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id like to consult my lawyers and follow up with you at a later date

tame sparrow
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Afterlife is what cheaters will experience once I've eaten them

vocal talon
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mostly I want to know if the game just falls apart, crashes, loops to grasslands, new stage etc if you beat dungeon

burnt pecan
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Lol

tawdry seal
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Who is a cheater

vocal talon
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the fact that the progress bar doesn't work there suggests it wouldn't like it

golden ivy
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7 decades

tame sparrow
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mute him for ten thousand days

golden ivy
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you're purple again

near wharf
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it loops to grasslands

burnt pecan
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Just remote the first guy

golden ivy
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why were you blue though? did we ever find out

burnt pecan
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Remute*

sudden matrix
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make him beat the dungeon